【Zhou Ye】The Foot of Time

That being said, when this group of people really arrived in Christmas Town, apart from the thick snow and the trees with colorful lights, there was no Christmas atmosphere.To be honest, even China, a country that promotes Christmas only for shopping malls, has a much stronger Christmas flavor than here.

"It's already night." A man Zhou Zekai had never seen reached out to catch snowflakes, and the small white ball fell on his leather gloves, but failed to melt immediately.

"No and no." Ye Xiu corrected, "Wenzhou, according to my wife's display, the time here is converted into the earth's algorithm, and it is now ten o'clock in the morning."

"Well, the days are short." Zhou Zekai explained promptly.

This small town can only get one hour of sunshine a day pitifully, but the strange thing is that the trees here are still verdant.Everyone came out of Lord Grim with snacks, picnic mats, and various cards—this time it was disguised as a small wooden house, after all, the town is full of wooden houses.Most of the people present rarely saw this kind of house built with logs instead of planks, but due to professional reasons, they didn't show much curiosity.

Yellowish street lamps stand on both sides of the street, and the colored lights on the trees do not seem to be used to celebrate festivals, but purely for lighting, after all, they all look old.The lights were on in every house, and many people walked outside. They were not surprised, vigilant, or repulsed when they saw this group of strangers, but just smiled at them friendly.

"Why do they look exactly like us?" Chu Yunxiu lit another cigarette and whispered to Ye Xiu, "This place doesn't look like an alien, is there really anything special?"

"They are all future human beings. Didn't I tell you that human beings will multiply all over the universe in the future? This is what Xiao Zhou told me just now." After Ye Xiu finished speaking, he suddenly "huh".

Chu Yunxiu almost couldn't hold back the desire to roll her eyes at Ye Xiu: "I know you two have a good relationship, but you don't need to talk about people every day, right?"

Ye Xiu wanted to say something, but was interrupted.

"Hello, do you need any help?" A blonde middle-aged woman greeted them. There were fine lines at the corners of her eyes, and she seemed to be a smiley person.

Li Xuan, who was walking in the front, responded immediately: "Hello, yes, we need to find an open place for a picnic. We came here from the 21st century Earth to welcome new colleagues. The senior management of our organization came to Halfway through, the remaining ones have missions. Our advisors can take us through time and space easily, and they say this place is very interesting, so... umm!"

Li Xuan spoke too fast, and the people next to him were also confused by his way of speaking like pouring beans into a bamboo tube. They couldn't react for a while, and Wu Yu, who was standing beside him, spoke for ten seconds. Cecai pounced on him and covered his mouth.

Seeing this, a man wearing glasses stepped forward, as if trying to smooth things over, but the words he said added fuel to the fire: "What he said is true—even though he said it in Chinese, look What you said just now should be English, but what we heard was..." This time there was no need for others, he covered his mouth tightly.

"What's wrong with you, Bu Xiao?" Yang Cong's expression was stunned, which made Zhou Zekai easily read the meaning of "Li Xuan is nothing but you too".

"Haha, if there is an open space, there is one over there," the woman said with an expression that everything was expected, "There are occasional gatherings in the town. It's just snowing now, is it okay?"

"No need, we are prepared." The man with eyes of different sizes said immediately, his expression became more bewildered as he spoke, "We have multiple folding sheds and fixed-point heating devices, just in case, and we have sensor filters. But why should I To say this?"

So in the next second, 15 of the [-] people present covered their mouths, regardless of whether they needed to speak or not.Tian Sen, who was carrying things in both hands, even threw the things on the ground and wanted to cover his mouth so that no air could leak out between his teeth.

"Hahahaha!" Ye Xiu, who knew in advance what kind of moths there are in this place, was naturally the one who didn't cover his mouth, "Don't you want a place that is special enough? How does it feel to be a place where you can't lie?"

The woman was a little surprised this time: "Have you been here before?"

"No, it was my partner who told me about this place. Just this one, isn't he handsome? We're already married, or did I propose? Why do I still say these things when I don't want to lie?!" I wanted to deceive others Ye Xiu obviously miscalculated this time, and looked at Zhou Zekai with a shocked face.

It takes a while to get used to being in the realm of honesty, otherwise you get what you have now - people can't help but spit things out that they don't want to say, whether they want to be silenced or not.

But Zhou Zekai didn't answer Ye Xiu, he obviously missed the point again.Not only Zhou Zekai, but everyone present was wrong.

"Pfft!" Fang Rui didn't cover his mouth anymore, "Should I say that your proposal is expected, hahahaha!"

"Already married?!" Chu Yunxiu took a step forward, "Why is there no news at all? What about the ring? Why didn't you see the ring?"

"Time Lords don't wear rings when they get married. They will bind the two TARDIS together to build a bridge, which is more intimate than exchanging keys." Ye Xiu obviously thought that keeping silent would avoid revealing too much, but obviously this place is more He was even more evil in his thinking, when he was questioned, no matter whether he planned to lie or not, these things he didn't want to reveal would involuntarily pop out.

Yu Wenzhou said with a smile: "It seems that this wedding has already happened. Since you didn't notify us to attend, we won't be able to make up the money."

Zhang Xinjie analyzed: "There is no need to make up. There is a 70.00% possibility that we were not invited to the wedding - because our country has not passed the gay marriage law, so the most likely situation is to go to Consultant Zhou's hometown to get married. We must all Not in the auditorium."

As the last one among the people with a heart, Xiao Shiqin also contributed his own strength in time: "But you still have to give us the wedding candy."

Ye Xiu was heartbroken: "What about my colleague's love? Can you tell me that this is a human thing?"

Wu Yuce was the first to stand in the camp: "It's okay, if they can't do it, I can do it. Everyone knows that I am not a human being, I am a seaman. It is a pity that Han Bu didn't come this time, he, an alien, has a more stance .”

Jiang Botao immediately stated his position: "It doesn't matter, I am. My home planet is in Aquarius, and my compatriots communicate with each other through brainwaves. When I first came to Earth, I didn't know how to communicate with everyone. I sent No one responded to the brain waves—and the ability to read brain waves has also declined after leaving the home planet. Unless everyone is willing to let me read, I don’t know what others are thinking. It took a long time after I came to the earth. It was not until I learned Chinese, and then installed a vocal cord aid for myself. Only Xiao Zhou knew about this before, because we knew each other before I left my home planet."

"If you have to count it, then I'm not a human, right?" Chu Yunxiu said, "You were all present at that time. In order to save my life, I was replaced with alien blood and hematopoietic stem cells. .”

"Hey, I'm an old man." Wei Chen raised his hand, "My grandma is from Venus, and I have alien blood, but it's recessive—the traits of Venus are passed on from female to male. On Venus, there is a lack of oxygen. Water, my girl from the Wei family only needs to breathe one breath a day to live, and she can go without water for a month."

"I have the same alien blood as you!" Tian Sen obviously didn't expect that there would be someone in the same situation as him in Glory, and he was very pleasantly surprised, "My grandpa is a werewolf. They can't transform themselves, but they have a keen sense of smell and hearing, great strength, amazing jumping ability, and can withstand the cold."

"Actually, strictly speaking, I'm not a normal human being anymore." Xiao Shiqin sighed, "I was caught when the Cybermen (Note 1) invaded last year, and a third of my body was transformed. For example, I told you last time that the electronic eye I developed, I lied to you, that is my eye.” Speaking of this, he reached out and pulled the eyeball, and let it float in the air, “By the way With it, I can see things several kilometers away, and the concealment is ten times higher than that of a drone."

"My eyes are one big and one small for a reason." Wang Jiexi touched his left eye. "My eyes were the same size when I was a child, but when I was five years old, I lost sight in one eye due to an accident. The operation replaced the eyeball. However, the provider of the eyeball is not life on earth. There was no sign at that time, until ten years later, my eyes became different in size, and an extra pupil grew." Speaking of this, the eyeball looks up Turning it over, it should have only given a blank stare, but turned 180 degrees, showing a dark green cross pupil, "The visual width of this pupil is twice that of a human being, and the night vision ability is also very amazing."

Zhang Xinjie couldn't control himself either: "I am actually an artificial human in the 25th century. The evidence is that the left and right faces of human beings are actually different, but if you observe carefully, you will find that I am axisymmetric. Artificial The only successful example of the human project is me, but I have no advantages other than my computing power is better than ordinary people, so this project was eventually stopped, and I came to the 21st century through the time rift."

"You all know what's going on with you, okay? I'm absolutely in this situation!" Li Xuan pointed to himself, "I have been able to get out of my body since I was a child, and the most pitiful thing is that the soul can materialize. Many times I don't know I’m already a soul! When I was in elementary school, I didn’t want to get up in the morning, but I still had to go to class, but I stayed on the bed, and Hun’er went to school with her schoolbag on her back, almost scaring my mother into the hospital. I joined Glory because I wanted to pass the internal investigation Find out what's wrong with me, but I haven't figured it out until now!"

Fang Rui waved his hand: "You can materialize the soul, but I can gasify the body. Lao Lin didn't come today, he knew about it, he said that I probably have the bloodline of a gaseous alien life—but Counting eighteen generations of my ancestors, this has never happened. Even if it is inherited from generation to generation, is there such a long interval? The result is not so. I went to test the DNA, and I have no blood relationship with my parents. It was picked up, so God knows which planet I fell from."

"Actually, I also..." Bai Shu, the protagonist of this party, almost burst into tears, "I fell into the time rift in Cardiff when I was a child (Note 2), and I was lucky enough to come back later—it is said that this is one in ten million probability——but because I have received alien radiation, my energy seems to recover automatically, and I haven’t slept for so many years. Because of this reason, whether I am in Torchwood or UNIT, I dare not Tell this secret, try to cover it up in various ways, and sometimes even lie down with your eyes closed all night, unexpectedly..."

Yang Cong patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "It's okay. It seems that I haven't made it clear to you, right? The two consultants who brought us here are the time lord and the time-space fixed point. Don't talk about them, I'm still infected One-fifth of the body of the alien virus has been fibrous by plants! You see, the people present are not normal people!"

"Hehe." Yu Wenzhou continued to maintain his warm smiling face like a spring breeze, enough to melt all the snow in this small town, but it made everyone present feel chills, "Excuseme?"

Everyone was terrified—what the fuck Yu Wenzhou didn't say anything!He didn't say anything!

As the only natural, native earth human being present, Yu Wenzhou was very calm, really calm.He nodded to Ye Xiu, expressing his full affirmation of Ye Xiu's choice of meeting place: "This place is really good, I think we can take Sun Zheping, Zhang Jiale, Lin Jingyan, Lou Guanning, Li Hua who are not here today. , Wu Shuai and others brought them here to play, maybe there will be more discoveries, right?"

The dumbfounded Ye Xiu nudged Zhou Zekai with his elbow: "Xiao Zhou...did I accidentally poke a huge mess?"

But Zhou Zekai didn't answer his question: "You propose?"

"Okay..." Ye Xiu wiped his face heavily while nodding, "This Christmas can't be passed."

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Note 1

Cyberman: Cyberman, dedicated to transforming and upgrading human beings into their appearance, removing emotions, and turning them into a silver Iron Man.In this article, Xiao Shiqin was almost completely transformed. Fortunately, his brain was not damaged by a knife, and still maintained human memory, consciousness, and emotion.

Note 2

In the original book, there is a time crack under Cardiff, so Torchwood in the UK set up a branch in Cardiff, where the Torchwood team, a spin-off of Doctor Who, unfolds its story.

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Xiao Zhou prprprpr who is off the mark~

I mean, feel sorry for Team Yu XD

Is it really no problem for China to entrust such a group of guys to guard it?