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It's still me, the younger brother who can say that he would rather be a girl in order to sleep with someone.

I know I've brought up this dark history many times, but I don't get tired of it, it's really funny, I guess I can laugh at him until he gets married and has kids.

This little fool didn't have much reaction to my muscles, he just touched them, pointed to the scale, and insisted that it was too light anyway, so I grabbed him, threw him on the bed to tickle, and forced him to change his words.

When I left, he was quite reluctant. The driver took us to the train station. He wanted to get on the train with me. He followed me to the station and even went through the ticket gate.I picked him up and put him back to the other side through the guardrail, and asked the driver to take him back quickly, but he grabbed my sleeve again and wouldn't let go.

His eyes were quite big, and he just stared at me like that: "Brother is coming to see me."

I said um.

"Be sure to come and see me often!" He said worriedly.

I leaned over and hugged him through the guardrail.I told him well, without saying anything else, he already looked at ease.He knows I won't lie to him.

20.

I took classes at University A, and found a job as a tutor in my spare time. There is a two-hour high-speed rail distance between city A and city D. I will use the money to buy a train ticket and visit my brother when I have time.

But the ticket is still not a low consumption, and the holiday time is limited, so I don't go there much.

My brother added me on WeChat, and he has to video with me for half an hour every day.My roommates have three big bosses. On weekdays, I call them brothers and swear at each other. At night, when I video-video with my brother, I calmly talk and restrain myself. "What does your younger brother look like?"

"Your brother doesn't look like you! He's so pretty!" There was a roommate who was from a better family, and he could tell at a glance, but he didn't want to say it out, "And the clothes your brother wears are so expensive, as a brother Why are you so frugal?"

This is not going to tell them the truth.

I said with a deep expression: "I want to hide my identity as a rich and noble son, so as not to be targeted by the wicked."

So the three villains slaughtered me for a big meal and ate up my bus fare for the next vacation.

In the second half of the sophomore year, I changed my tutor and taught a primary school girl math.This little girl's rebellious period was advanced by five years, and three or four tutors were forced to leave, and the parents had to pay more to hire someone.I saw that the money was open, of course I took it. If it doesn't work, I can take a month's money and it's not a loss.For my brother's New Year's birthday, I saved some money to buy him a present.

I didn't expect this little girl to handle it unexpectedly.Before I entered the door, I heard her yelling and scolding my father, telling me not to study and hate the teacher. As soon as I entered the door, she glared at me.

As a result, she stopped talking.

I showed the candy and handed it to her with a smile, she took it, I nodded to her father again, and pushed her into the study.

She didn't listen to my lecture at all, and she just said impatiently that she didn't understand after I emphasized it four or five times.I took out another food, and she said disgustedly: "Teacher, you are so stupid. You still use candy to deceive people in what age." She looked at me critically again, "But teacher, you are very handsome, you can forgive me. !"

My smile froze on my face.Damn it, if only kids these days were as innocent as my brother.

My younger brother has skipped a grade to the fourth grade now, a certain exception is not counted, he still obediently obeys if he is given something delicious, and he can treat him like a treasure if he buys him a small toy for a long time.

After taking the class for a month, I got to know this little girl well, and the child is not too difficult to deal with.She likes to do "cool" things and loves to show off.According to her request, I read those scary lines to her with a romance novel, in exchange for her to listen to the class carefully for an hour, and then took a photo with her, and she set her profile picture to show off to the girls in the class, "Look at what a handsome tutor I have. Teacher", in exchange for her promise to get a higher score next time.

After seeing too many selfies taken by her, I also feel that I am too handsome.People, who has no vanity.I sent the photo to my brother full of pride and said, "Is your brother good-looking?"

My brother immediately sent me a video. I thought he was going to praise me face to face. After all, this kid has become more and more proficient in boasting people recently. I didn't expect that when he connected, his first sentence was: "That woman who is it!"

"My student," I held my chin, "did I forget to tell you?"

He is about to be nine years old. He has grown by ten centimeters in the past two years, but he still doesn't seem to have changed much. His cheeks are puffed up, and he looks at me angrily.His face was a little red, and he muttered: "How can my brother teach such a disgusting girl!"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You don't know each other, so why do you hate her? Isn't this little girl very pretty? Don't you like having such a little girl in your class?"

He glared at me: "I don't like it!" He counted the crimes in detail, "I have to find someone to tutor, I must be poor in my studies, and my expression is artificial when taking pictures, not good-looking at all! And she is so close to my brother, I, I ..." He said angrily, "I haven't met my brother for a long time!"

I laughed out loud, my brother is so funny, these days there are little boys who don't like pretty girls of the same age.My brother yelled dissatisfiedly: "Brother, don't teach her!"

I said, "I'll give you money. It's very valuable for your brother to teach people."

He was unreasonable: "No, my brother can only teach me if he wants to teach!" He used the tablet to video with me, and immediately took out his mobile phone, looked at it anxiously, and showed me the screen. "I also have a lot of money! Brother, don't teach her, just teach me!"

I was so happy that I laughed and waved my hands again and again.He pursed his mouth and stared at me unhappily, I wiped away the tears from laughing and said, "Xiaozhen, why are you so funny?"

"I'm serious!" he declared.

Of course I know he's serious. Whatever happens to a child is like a big deal.I kept smiling at him with my chin propped up, instead of arguing with him, diverting his attention.He muttered and complained for a long time, but still said aggrievedly: "Brother, don't teach her, I hate it."

Just saw a photo, how annoying it can be.And he hates it and can't stop me from making money.I shook my finger with him, said I was going to do my homework, and interrupted the video.

21.

The next time I went to find my brother, he insisted on pulling me and took a selfie with a couple.His use of software is no worse than my students. In the photos he took, I looked plump and handsome, which made my fart heart go crazy, and I couldn't help but set it as my profile picture.

When it was his birthday in the new year, he was still a little dissatisfied. After studying for me for a long time, I insisted on teaching the students he hated.This kid is too good at holding grudges. I stuffed a piece of pastry into his mouth, then stuffed a piece of candy, and then stuffed fruit, but he still couldn't stop him from talking.

In desperation, I can only take out the presents I bought.He thought I was going to gag him again, so he hurriedly covered it, staring at me with big eyes like two puppies, I took his hand off, and he covered it back again.

I said angrily: "That gift is not for you!"

He immediately grabbed my hand: "Big brother, what a gift!"

This face change is more powerful than a little girl, I am really convinced.

I gave him a piece of jade, carved with double carps, the price made my heart hurt.He hugged it happily and looked at it for a long time, dangling around, completely forgetting about the things he had been worrying about before.

I poked his face and said, "Let me tell you, you have to learn one thing."

He tilted his head and said, "What's the matter?"

"Earn money from people you hate, and buy yourself good things!" I said sternly, "Don't you think this is the most enjoyable thing?"

My brother giggled, the previous unhappiness disappeared, ran over and put his arms around my neck and said, "Brother is good or bad!"

He was about ten catties heavier than before, and he finally carried a little weight on his lap.I pinched the flesh on his face and told him solemnly: "This is something that one must learn to become an adult, do you understand? Do you understand?"

The little fool repeatedly echoed that I understood, and happily came over and kissed me on the cheek.I didn't think he was tired of crooked yet, he held up the jade pendant again, and said happily: "The two fish are me and my brother! My brother is a big fish, and I am a small fish! I like it so much!"

I originally wanted to remind him, just keep it for yourself, don't let his grandfather see this kind of ordinary jade pendant.But seeing the way he hung up happily, I couldn't help but take my words back.

Those boring scruples of adults should not restrain him.

The time in college passed quickly. When I was in my junior year, I had an opportunity to use the money I saved earlier to cooperate with a senior to do business.If he wanted to start a business, he needed both financial support and a handsome, intelligent and reliable partner like me, and we hit it off right away.

By the time I was in my senior year, my seniors turned the Universiade, and I actually made a big achievement.During the celebration banquet, we crossed shoulders and held the wine bottle high. He poured the boiling beer all over my head, and the celebration banquet immediately turned into a reckoning banquet. The presumptuous and foolish laughter almost knocked off the ceiling of the private room.

After washing our hair, the two of us sat together wet, the senior was drunk, and said to me earnestly: "Old Fang, you are really awesome."

"Don't take advantage of me, I'm younger than you!" I rubbed my hair viciously.

He hiccupped and babbled nonsense: "Old Fang, you are such a fucking malleable talent, do you want to mold it again, don't graduate so soon."

I answered him bluntly: "I think so too, I have no money."

Because of this entrepreneurial project, I got an opportunity to study abroad, but firstly, I didn’t have enough money, and secondly—I was not willing to go out.

"What's the problem with money!" My senior suddenly became excited, "