Hermit crab

Unexpectedly, when this question was asked, Xie Xiaojiang suddenly stopped answering. He turned to Wei Yuhuan and said, "President Wei, why do you have so many questions?"

After drinking, his beautiful eyes looked brighter and brighter: "Just ask me, can I ask you too?"

Looking at his innocent and fearless smile, Wei Yuhuan seemed to be confused for a moment, he laughed and said, "What do you want to ask, just ask."

Xie Xiaojiang thought for a while and asked, "How old are you?"

Wei Yuhuan almost spit out a sip of wine: "Thirty."

... This little thing is neither big nor small!

Xie Xiaojiang stared at his face, astonished: "I'll go, brother, you're too tender."

Wei Yuhuan: "..." Damn it, let's see how I deal with you later!

Xie Xiaojiang tilted his head and asked again: "What do you do?"

Wei Yuhuan: "He started a company."

"It's really the boss." Xie Xiaojiang curled his lips, maybe a little unconvinced, but he made this expression as if he was pouting and acting like a baby.

The more Wei Yuhuan watched it, the more he liked it, and felt that the child in front of him really hit his cute spots everywhere, and the anger in his heart was slowly dissipating with the communication.

Xie Xiaojiang: "How much money do you make every month?"

This question is so bold that it has broken through the limit. People in this industry are most afraid of asking customers how much money they earn. Firstly, people are afraid of being compared. Making money is like a mountain. Unless you are Ma Yun, how many You will be compared. If you are taller than everyone else, it’s okay. If you are less than others, how humiliating is that?Secondly, a smart money owner knows that his wealth should not be exposed, even if he earns a lot, who are you, why should you tell you?There are also some poor men pretending to be rich, when they come to prostitute, they must be guilty and upset when asked by a lady, do you look down on me?

Therefore, it doesn't matter whether a person earns [-] or hundreds of millions, you only need to hold the offering, coax the boss to be happy, and have the opportunity to make money.

Xie Xiaojiang didn't understand the rules, Wei Yuhuan asked him how much his salary was just now, and he felt that there was nothing wrong with asking.

Fortunately, Wei Yuhuan didn't care about him, and thought that Xie Xiaojiang was deliberately joking, throwing back all the questions he had just asked, which is really courageous.But Wei Yuhuan is not a vegetarian either, he can't handle this kind of kid, so he doesn't have to mess around.

"I must have earned more than you." Wei Yuhuan paused, and his tone suddenly became frivolous. "It's more than enough to buy you."

"Buy it?" Xie Xiaojiang was really stunned, his brain couldn't turn around for a while, and he asked, "How do you know how much I pay?" After asking, he realized that he had been tricked. People are not commodities, how can they buy them?

But it was too late, Wei Yuhuan followed his words and continued to dig a hole: "Then how much do you think you are worth?"

Xie Xiaojiang was suddenly a little confused about Wei Yuhuan's meaning. The two lines of dialogue just now gave him an inexplicable feeling that he was being molested... But shouldn't this kind of feeling only be felt by women? ?I am a man, why does Mr. Wei want to molested himself?

Because of that disobedience, Xie Xiaojiang's cheeks were slightly hot, and he peeked at the man beside him, thinking, could it be that he was thinking too much again?

On the side, Wei Yuhuan was staring at Xie Xiaojiang intently. The dim light cast a layer of ambiguous orange on the other side's delicate side face, which set off the flushed cheeks of the other side due to the smell of alcohol, which was very attractive.

Wei Yuhuan didn't know if Xie Xiaojiang was drunk, but he seemed a little drunk himself.

"You don't know how much you're worth?" He spoke flirtatiously with ease.

"I haven't figured it out yet!" Xie Xiaojiang was a little goose bumped by Wei Yuhuan's look, and his dark eyes rolled again, imitating the other party who added some vodka to the beer, pushed it over and said slowly, "You drink After drinking this glass of wine, I'll tell you~"

Wei Yuhuan almost burst out laughing, this little thing can really follow suit!

Even though he was on the verge of getting drunk, even though he subconsciously felt that this kid might not be as simple as he looked, but looking at Xie Xiaojiang's innocent face, whether it was because of his beauty or out of face, Wei Yuhuan couldn't refuse this glass of wine.

He claims to be a good drinker. He usually drinks with the old man, with his brother, and when he goes out to socialize. He is rarely drunk.

After chatting with Xie Xiaojiang for so long tonight, the other party also drank a lot. If he passed out, Xie Xiaojiang would not be able to stand still.

Wei Yuhuan said "Okay" conceitedly, grabbed the glass, stared at Xie Xiaojiang's direction, and drank the glass little by little.

He bet that he could still drink this cup again, and that Xie Xiaojiang was about to die, and he even bet that the other party would not be able to leave this door tonight...

But Wei Yuhuan overestimated himself after all. After drinking this glass of wine, everything in front of his eyes began to shake.

"You... can you say it?" He didn't realize that his speech was a little slurred now.

Rationality is gradually fading away, but Wei Yuhuan is still holding on. He pretends to be calm and stares at Xie Xiaojiang, trying to see this person more clearly.

Xie Xiaojiang was also looking at him, his big eyes flickering, and he came closer suddenly.

Wei Yuhuan was distracted for a while, thinking that he might be really tempted this time...

Xie Xiaojiang asked with a smile: "Boss Wei, be honest, do you want to force me?"

Wei Yuhuan: "..."

"Although I don't know why you want to drink me, but let me tell you, I won't get drunk~" Xie Xiaojiang bent his eyes, his eyes moved, and he didn't know how clever and cunning, "You know the 'Yanghe Daqu', right? Young master, I am a wine boy from Yanghe Town, who was born and raised in a small wine jar. Boss Wei, you are far away from drinking with me, hehe!"

Wei Yuhuan was dizzy, at first he couldn't hear what he was saying clearly, he only saw a seductive lip opening and closing in front of his eyes, which made him want to grab someone to taste it.

And when the dull brain finally chewed out the meaning of these words, the little desire just now was suddenly overwhelmed by the anger ignited in the chest cavity!

...fuck, got tricked.

Of course, Wei Yuhuan couldn't admit that he was drunk. He was anxious to win back the situation, he grabbed Xie Xiaojiang's wrist, pulled Xie Xiaojiang into his arms, suppressed the turmoil in his heart with the remaining sliver of reason, and laughed out loud "Do you know, who do you look like?"

"Ah?" Xie Xiaojiang was flustered by Wei Yuhuan's sudden action, he looked up at him, but saw a pair of bottomless eyes, filled with some kind of intense emotion.

Wei Yuhuan stared at him with a sinister smile, and said word by word: "Like, half a year ago, the thief who lived in my house..."

Xie Xiaojiang was shocked, and the blood on his face faded away in an instant!

He grabbed his wrist twice, but he couldn't break free. Wei Yuhuan, who was drunk, couldn't control his strength, and held him tightly like a pair of iron pliers.

In a panic, Xie Xiaojiang unscrupulously raised his knee and pushed Wei Yuhuan between his legs!

Hearing a scream, Wei Yuhuan let go of him by mistake, arching his body with a distorted face.

The scene was suddenly chaotic, Xie Xiaojiang knew that he had caused trouble, he was shocked and frightened, he didn't care how to deal with the ending, let alone whether he could keep the job, everyone came to him, the next step was What are you waiting for here?run!

Wei Yuhuan realized that he was going to run, and shouted angrily: "Catch... catch~ catch him..."

Both Shao Qi and Qi were so drunk that they didn't expect the situation in front of them. When they reacted, Xie Xiaojiang had already sprinted out and disappeared.

Wei Yuhuan clutched his lower body, feeling that his internal organs were about to explode...

Damn, run again, I will not hand you over to the police, what a fart you are! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻***

The next day, Wei Yuhuan sat at his desk with a livid complexion, and a heavy gloom enveloped his whole body.

"Uh, Mr. Wei..." Li Xiuya couldn't help reminding her, lest the expensive pen in the opponent's hand be broken.

Wei Yuhuan signed with a swipe of the pen, pushed the document, and said coldly, "Get out."

Li Xiuya: "..."

After Xie Xiaojiang ran away last night, Wei Yuhuan, who was already too drunk to get up, fainted directly.

Waking up in the early morning, he found that he was sent to the hotel by Qi Muying and others. He didn't take off his clothes, and he just lay there all night with his clothes on.Because of the hangover, his whole body was sore, especially the place where he was kicked last night seemed to be still aching...

Thinking of that embarrassing experience, the veins on Wei Yuhuan's forehead twitched!

——Xie Xiaojiang, our Liangzi is considered to be a grown-up, don't care if you are straight or crooked, I won't fuck you until you cry and call your mother, so I will write the three characters "Wei Yuhuan" upside down!

Shao Yongyang sent him a message early in the morning, saying that they went to Manager Wang to make a theory last night, but it was too late at that time, they all drank a lot, and Xie Xiaojiang didn't know where he went, so he couldn't find it for a while.Manager Wang repeatedly apologized and said that he would give them an explanation as soon as possible.

But Wei Yuhuan waited for a whole day, from dawn to dark, but still didn't get any reply!

He called Shao Yongyang, and as soon as he connected, he immediately asked, "Is there any news? What does the surname Wang say, where is Xie Xiaojiang!?"

Shao Yongyang: "Hey my brother, slow down, it's like a machine gun, I don't know which one to answer..."

"That's talking one by one!" Wei Yuhuan angrily interrupted Shao Yongyang's rambling.

Shao Yongyang trembled all over, and said with a guilty conscience: "There is no news yet."

"What? It's been a fucking day! No news yet? Is that Wang a vegetarian?" Wei Yuhuan went crazy, and the roar almost broke Shao Yongyang's eardrum.

Shao Yongyang held the phone far away, wrinkled one side of his face and said, "I'll urge you again! I'll urge you!"

Shao Yongyang, who was full of anger, answered Manager Wang's call, and immediately vented his anger: "Manager Wang! Is there any news!? I have been waiting for a fucking day, and you have nothing to say to me until now? Xie Xiaojiang Woolen cloth?"

Manager Wang said "Ouch", and immediately explained in a low voice: "Mr. Shao, it's not that I ignored you. I searched for that kid for a day, but I couldn't find him! I couldn't get through to him. I went to his dormitory and found that he had packed up his things and left. , It is said that he didn’t tell anyone when he left, and Xiao Ding, who shared the dormitory with him, didn’t know...Mr. Shao, please tell me clearly, what did he do to Boss Wei last night? Why are you so angry? Is the boss sober now? Either I apologize to him on behalf of Xiao Xie..."

Wei Yuhuan passed out immediately last night. Shao Yongyang only yelled for Manager Wang to find him out and give him an explanation, but he hadn't told him what Xie Xiaojiang had done.

However, Shao Yongyang is a bastard. He only wanted to make things serious, so he babbled nonsense: "Apologizing is useless! That little thing kicked my brother's life! Last night I was lying in the hospital. For one night, if he becomes paralyzed, you will be responsible? Can you afford the end?"

Manager Wang was in a cold sweat when he heard it. Who would kick someone's life for no reason, and Xie Xiaojiang is so smart and well-behaved, he doesn't look like a person who can be violent: "This, this shouldn't be possible? Isn't Boss Wei first?" Give Xiao Xie a hand..."

"Fart your mother!" Before the other party finished speaking, Shao Yongyang interrupted sharply, "Can my brother be that kind of vulgar person? Let me tell you, it was Xie Xiaojiang who offended my brother before, and my brother was that last night. He came here to question him, Xie Xiaojiang is absconding in fear of crime!"

Manager Wang: "..."

But Manager Wang can't find Xie Xiaojiang right now, even if Shao Yongyang scolds him like a spiel, he still can't explain it in front of Wei Yuhuan.

"Wait, we'll be over in a while, explain to my brother face to face!"——It's better to let Wei Yuhuan directly fire at Manager Wang!

Afterwards, Shao Yongyang drove Wei Yuhuan to the "bud", and when Manager Wang saw Wei Yuhuan's gloomy face, he felt faint: "Hey, Mr. Wei, Boss Wei, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry for you... "

After a full minute of apologizing over and over again, Manager Wang repeated what he had just said to Shao Yongyang on the phone to Wei Yuhuan: "I was thinking about waiting for him to come to work tomorrow to give him a good reprimand, or at least detain him again." Half a month's salary, but Xiao Ding said that the luggage in his dormitory is gone, hey, I don't think he wants to work anymore!"

There are so many people coming and going in a place like "bud", there is no three metals and five insurances, no guarantees, how can anyone treat the work here as a long-term meal ticket?Therefore, when signing a work contract, they are very careful. Just look at the ID card. As long as the person looks good, has no missing arms or legs, and is not a wanted criminal in newspapers and TV, he is usually hired directly.

So if someone doesn't want to work anymore, they can leave directly without going through the resignation procedures.Just to prevent confusion caused by the sudden resignation of employees, the "bud" salary is usually paid half a month late. If you leave without saying goodbye, you will not get the half-month salary.

Manager Wang made a calculation, the last month's salary was just paid two days ago, and last night that kid earned another 1000 yuan in extra money, even if he ran away, he couldn't lose money!Why!

He sighed in his heart, and at the same time glanced worriedly at Wei Yuhuan's crotch, his eyes could not conceal the sympathy: "Well, Mr. Wei, is your injury serious? Are you all right now?"

Wei Yuhuan was stunned for two seconds before realizing it, and glared fiercely at Shao Yongyang, almost burning two holes in him!

Shao Yongyang twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "I want to put some pressure on him..."

Even a man can't bear this kind of questioning. Wei Yuhuan's clenched fist was covered with blue veins. He forced himself to calm down, looked at Manager Wang, and gritted his teeth and asked, "Xie Xiaojiang doesn't have any familiar friends when he works here. ?"

Manager Wang's eyes lit up, how could he forget such a crucial clue!

"Yes, yes, yes!" Manager Wang hurriedly went to find out who had a good relationship with Xie Xiaojiang, but when he asked, a row of young girls stood up, all of them beautiful, even Xiaotao, who was drinking with him last night, was among them.

Wei Yuhuan's teeth were grinding even harder.