Hermit crab

This made Shao Yongyang laugh. He has been around for so long and has never heard of anyone approaching him to find a serious partner. This person happens to be a buddy who grew up wearing a pair of pants with him!

When it comes to Wei Yuhuan's affair, Shao Yongyang can also eloquently talk about it for three days and three nights, but it is not the kind of joy and pleasure when gossiping about others, but gnashing his teeth and crying bitter tears when necessary.

Because the Wei and Shao families are close friends and live close together, Shao Yongyang went to kindergarten, primary school, and middle school with Wei Yuhuan since childhood...

Originally, the two were equal in all aspects, but in this face-seeking society, the fair-looking Shao Yongyang was set off by the outstanding Wei Yuhuan.And during school, every girl Shao Yongyang liked was Wei Yuhuan's admirer!However, Wei Yuhuan was indifferent to Yingying and Yanyan beside him, which made Shao Yongyang's teeth itch.

He originally thought of Wei Yuhuan as having extraordinary concentration. Although he was envious and jealous on the surface, he still admired him in private, but the truth was completely unexpected!

When they were 15 years old, the two accidentally found a gay movie from a video, and took it back to watch it curiously. Since there was an uncut sex scene in it, Shao Yongyang was embarrassed to watch it, but Wei Yuhuan had two eyes. Staring straight at the screen, my breathing is messed up!

At that time, Shao Yongyang said dumbfoundedly: "Fuck, buddy, you can't be a fucking gay, right?"

Wei Yuhuan was stunned for a while, and said slowly, "...it seems to be."

Shao Yongyang almost vomited blood, no wonder this guy has no feelings for women!

And when he thought that his love and secret love that ended without a problem for so many years was actually lost to a gay, Shao Yongyang wanted to vomit blood even more!

The matter was not over yet, Wei Yuhuan was a brainless person, he didn't feel that his sexuality was shameful at all, and he went back to come out to the old man and the old lady of the Wei family within a few days.Naturally, this move did not escape the beating of the pedantic old man Wei, and the old lady still has not been able to accept this fact. Over the past ten years, she has used countless methods to try to get him back on the "right" path.

It's fine if Wei Yuhuan is obedient, but with such a shrewd and ruthless father and a stern and deep elder brother, can he be a good one?

Since then, this guy has been completely enlightened and has lived a life of chasing sex without moral integrity.

Not to mention changing partners every now and then, and often stepping on N boats, and being with several people at the same time, it's just like god and man...

Shao Yongyang remembers that once he advised him to be more restrained, and he would be impotent if he kept going on like this, but Wei Yuhuan told him solemnly that homosexuality was originally a minority group with a limited range of choices, and he didn't want straight men, so he chose It is even more important to choose carefully, hurry up, and try each type to find the one that really suits you.

Shao Yongyang is an old blood again - romantic nature is romantic nature, what high-sounding reasons are there for him, ah!

Moreover, since Wei Yuhuan's life style has become chaotic, Shao Yongyang seems to be on the blacklist of the Wei family, especially Wei Yuhuan's brother, who always suspects that Wei Yuhuan was led by him. He was stabbed twice.

Although Shao Yongyang is more of a gamer, the fact that Wei Yuhuan is a crook has nothing to do with him!

Do you think he was wronged or not?Wrong or not! !

In the second year of high school, Wei Yuhuan transferred to England to study, and Shao Yongyang temporarily lost contact with him.

According to Shao Yongyang's knowledge, there are too many fellow brothers who rushed to be Wei Yuhuan's lover in the early years. Even now, the charm of the guy is not what it used to be.

Of course, after beating this gentle scum back to China and taking over the position of president of Huanyu Group from his brother, he is already much more stable than before. Zhang Yang is indulgent and restrained a lot of edge.

But no matter what, Shao Yongyang firmly believes in one truth——

The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

So now when Wei Yuhuan said "it's not for fun", Shao Yongyang almost didn't laugh, "Oh, then I'll set up a stage for you later, set up a light, find a bunch of pretty boys, and let people come in for interviews one by one, if you're not satisfied, Just turn off the lights, if you want to be satisfied, go everywhere, I have already thought of the name of this game, it's called 'If You Are the One'..."

"You're making fun of me, I'm serious." Wei Yuhuan was so angry at him.

"Brother, how dare I make fun of you? Let me tell you something serious. Your brother needs to know what kind of messy rabbit master I introduced to you. Next time you see me, you will have to pick me up!" Shao Yongyang was there The head complained incessantly.

"..." That's true, Wei Hengtian really doesn't like to see Shao Yongyang, because he told Wei Yuhuan not to hang out with Shao Yongyang.

"Besides, with your appearance, do you still need me to find someone to introduce your boyfriend?" Shao Yongyang snorted, "Let me teach you another way, if you find a rainy day, don't bring an umbrella, just go downstairs to the World Trade Center That small square stands for 10 minutes, and there are a lot of elite men and elite women who will send charcoal in real time, believe it or not?"

Wei Yuhuan: "I'm not interested in people who are my type."

If he liked this kind of people, he would have fallen in love with Li Xiuya a long time ago. After all, Li Xiuya is also a graduate student who graduated from a prestigious school. Even if he doesn't work as his secretary, he will not be too bad when he goes out to set up his own house.

Hearing the sigh on the other end of the phone, Shao Yongyang finally understood that Wei Yuhuan had something on his mind.

"Okay, no matter what you want to do, we haven't seen each other for a long time, Zuixianglou at seven o'clock in the evening, let's talk when we see each other!"

That night, Wei Yuhuan called Qi Muying to go with him.They are all in the same circle, they have been out to play a few times, Qi Muying and Shao Yongyang can be regarded as half acquaintances.

When he arrived at the private room of Zuixiang Building, Shao Yongyang slapped the table and said, "Brother, I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman today, come here, have a good drink, if you don't get drunk, you won't return!"

The three of them ordered a table of dishes and two bottles of high-end foreign wine. While drinking, they chatted about the romantic gossip that Shao Yongyang knew. The atmosphere was very joyful.

After drinking for three rounds, Shao Yongyang got to the point: "Big CEO, handsome guy, what kind are you interested in? Tell me so I can help you find one."

Being interrupted by the other party suddenly, Wei Yuhuan couldn't answer.

He thought about it, these years he has tried almost all the acceptable types, and those days of wantonness when he was young (about 25 years old), now he thinks about it, and now he feels that he has no energy. There is a feeling of exhaustion...a sense of exhaustion.

Oh no!He doesn't want his "heart" to die before he leaves school~

Wei Yuhuan took a sip of his wine, and continued to think hard, thinking, and thinking, the figure of a little crab slowly appeared in front of his eyes...

Wei Yuhuan, who was seventy percent drunk, had his brain turned hot, changed the topic, and angrily told the two friends what happened in the Spring River Garden.

But this experience that made Wei Yuhuan feel so heartbroken, it seemed as funny as a joke to outsiders.

The two of them clutched their stomachs and pounded the table wildly.Especially Shao Yongyang, for so many years, he has never seen Wei Yuhuan suffer from such a big suffocation, it is really refreshing haha!

And unlike Qi Muying, when Wei Yuhuan said angrily that the apartment was invaded illegally, Shao Yongyang was neither sympathetic nor angry at all, but instead made fun of him and said: "You are a boss worth hundreds of millions, so many houses are empty. It’s also empty, so what’s the matter with people living here, I never knew you were so small-minded!”

Wei Yuhuan was about to explode, he took a sip of the spirits, threw the glass on the table, and completely threw away the mask of pretending to be gentle: "You know a fart!"

Qi Muying patted Wei Yuhuan on the back and signaled him to drink slowly, recovering from the state of laughing, and gave Shao Yongyang an example: "If you go out for half a year and come back home and find that your house is infested with rats, will you buy rats immediately? The medicine wiped them all out?"

"That must be!" Shao Yongyang blurted out, unaware that Qi Muying was digging a hole for him.

Qi Muying continued: "Then when you set up the rat cage and sprinkled rat poison, only to find that it is not a rat, but a cute little white rabbit, what should you do?"

Shao Yongyang came to his senses, curled his lips and said, "I don't like rabbits, I like cats."

Qi Muying: "It's all the same, just cats, Meishort, Ragdolls, Siamese, imagine your favorite breed!"

Shao Yongyang's eyes lit up, showing a cute expression on his face: "Catch, grab it! Raise it! Raise it!"

Qi Muying: "That's it! You carefully cultivated a relationship with people for a long time, but in the end this vigilant little thing ran away, how do you feel? Would you be depressed and lost?"

Shao Yongyang clapped his hands together: "I understand!"

Qi Muying folded her arms and nodded, a child can be taught...

Not wanting to continue, Shao Yongyang said passionately: "Wei Yuhuan, what are you doing! You like small animals, why are you ashamed to say so! Another day buddy will go to the pet store and buy one for you. What do you like? How about Samoyed? You will laugh Dog, cute~ Guaranteed to heal your heart!"

"Pfft..." Qi Muying spurted out the wine with a sip.

Wei Yuhuan was also speechless, and didn't want to talk nonsense with the idiot.

Qi Muying wiped her mouth, and reminded unbearably: "Wait, wait! Brother Shao, isn't the point—is that little thief from Wei Yuhuan's family actually good-looking!?"

Wei Yuhuan didn't mention what the little crab looked like in his confession just now, otherwise Shao Yongyang wouldn't have been at a loss for such a long time.

Now that Qi Muying, who had seen the photo, pointed it out, Shao Yongyang suddenly realized, he was stunned, and asked: "The thief who escaped is very handsome?"

Qi Muying nodded: "Thick eyebrows and big eyes, delicate and lovely."

Shao Yongyang yelled: "Damn! Wei Yuhuan, you old pervert, I knew you would never change your shit!"

Wei Yuhuan: "..."

Shao Yongyang took a sip of wine, looked at Qi Muying curiously, and asked, "Are there any photos? No pictures, no truth!"

Qi Muying: "..."

Qi Muying turned on the phone, and showed Shao Yongyang the photo that Wei Yuhuan had sent to him on WeChat before, while looking at him with contempt: "How do I remember that you are a straight man?"

"Yeah, but I'm not helping him. See which type he likes, so I can help him find one." After seeing the photo, Shao Yongyang knew it, and looked at Wei Yuhuan and said, "It's not that stunning, no Is it just an ordinary handsome guy? Your ex-lover looks much better than this... All right, all right, stop staring at me! I promise to help you find someone who is similar, and let you vent your anger on the bed later, thinking Spanking, spanking, wanting to whip and whip, is that all right?"

Wei Yuhuan was taken aback for a moment, and slowly opened his slightly narrowed eyes. He was, so... shamefully excited~

Qi Muying looked up to the sky and sighed, indeed, like attracts like, people divide into groups...

But why would he make friends with such a person? ! (=dish=)

Not long after that, Shao Yongyang really found a baby-faced little gay for Wei Yuhuan.

Wei Yuhuan looked at the photos and felt that they were a bit similar, so he aroused a little interest, thinking about meeting up and chatting, maybe it's because he has never tried the type of little crab that he can't forget it so much.

A few days later, Wei Yuhuan made an appointment to meet the child, but he frowned when he saw the real person—it looked alike in the photo, but the real person had no resemblance at all.

The overall feeling a person gives to outsiders must be more than one face, but also the figure, words and deeds, and the personal qualities revealed in the conversation.Wei Yuhuan has been monitoring the little crab for a month, and although he has never heard the other party's voice, he has long been familiar with some small details of the other party's gestures.The casualness, spontaneity, and cunning that the little crab shows in his daily life are completely incomparable to the impostor in front of him.

Moreover, I don't know if the other party knows that he is cute, and he is habitually coquettish and cute when he talks.The most unacceptable thing in Wei Yuhuan's life was Niangshou. She was so disgusted that she got goosebumps, and after sitting for less than half an hour, she paid the bill and left.

Hey, I shouldn't have listened to Shao Yongyang's suggestion. Originally, he was only depressed because he didn't get what he wanted, but at the instigation of his bad friend, he thought "it's okay to have no fish and shrimp", completely putting the cart before the horse.

Wei Yuhuan, Wei Yuhuan, for such a little crab, you are really obsessed, the more you live, the more you go back!

After self-reflection, Wei Yuhuan finally calmed down, intending to calm down completely.

He didn't find any more lovers, he went to work from nine to five every day, went back to his home to eat and sleep at night, and played chess with the old man. Occasionally when his brother came back, the two brothers would chat about business, go to the basketball court to fight bulls and so on.

It is said that the prodigal son will not change his money when he turns back, Wei Yuhuan's changed appearance, even the old man Wei was surprised when he saw it.

The old lady Wei thought that her youngest son was finally sensible, so she kept smiling happily for several days, let the nanny take care of her, and even made insinuations about the daughter of the Zhang family and the niece of the Li family every day in front of Wei Yuhuan.

However, Wei Yuhuan didn't give his old lady any face at all, and said directly: "Mom, you are enough, let me tell you that I can't change this, it will be like this for the rest of my life, if you bring this matter up to me again, I won't back home."

The old lady Wei was so angry that she almost dropped her glass and scolded Wei Yuhuan for being unworthy.

"Hey! Old lady, I don't want you to be so morally kidnapped! Now that times have changed, I said you keep urging me to get married, why are you doing this? Have a baby? Isn't the eldest brother in charge of the descendants of the old Wei family? Besides, you have two grandchildren, and you want me to give birth. Why do you want to give birth? Fighting for family property? You can’t eat what’s in the bowl and look at what’s in the pot, don’t you think you’ll be happy when you’re a man? If you really want to Ah, just help me find a son to live with, go to the homes of your old girlfriends and poker friends, maybe there is someone whose son hides as deeply as I do, if you can dig it out, it is also a rescue You are in trouble, and when you come back to live with me, we can often come back and offer you tea!"

Old Madam Wei said just one sentence, and Wei Yuhuan responded with ten sentences, making a set of nonsense, making her speechless.

Before Wei Yuhuan finished, he added an explanation: "Hey, Mom, your son is Gong, Chunyi, you know what that means, he is the man who is the most oppressive among men, remember to find someone who is willing when you are looking for it." I was crushed..."

"Bang!" The exquisite peony ceramic hand cup was smashed open at Wei Yuhuan's feet, and it was instantly torn apart.

Wei Yuhuan yelled "Aww" and ran away.