Turns into a hamster at night

The school doctor was not in a hurry to explain the operation method of cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but first dragged Cang Xu to the podium and said, "Let's use the negative textbook to help everyone clean up. Come on, is there any student who volunteers? It's fine for girls, boys Go ahead and be a cardiac arrest dummy."

No one took the initiative.

Cang Xu rubbed his fists on the podium to warm up, "Come on, let me test whether your ribs are strong or not."

"Tsk, this classmate, you look pretty good-looking. I didn't expect you to be so unpopular. Hey, it's fine if no one takes the initiative. Which classmate is the monitor, and the monitor comes up." The school doctor didn't want to waste too much time on selecting candidates.

Mi Lili and Cui Yan took a deep breath and got their phones ready.

Chen Xian sighed softly and walked to the front of the classroom, and lay flat on the table in the front row as required by the school doctor, feeling like he was being slaughtered by others.

After all, it was Cang Xu who made the attack, and God knows if he can live to finish class.

"Okay, now suppose the squad leader is rescued from drowning, and you find that he has no heartbeat and needs first aid, what should you do?" the school doctor asked Cang Xu.

Cang Xu rolled up his sleeves as if to slap him: "Tathagata Divine Palm Awakening Technique!"

"Just kidding again, I'll deduct your credits." The school doctor glared at him.

"Wrong, wrong, I'm sorry." Cang Xu put down his sleeves, and stretched out two palms to press on Chen Xian's chest.

"Okay, stop!" The school doctor knocked on the table to focus, "Attention, you need a certain amount of strength to press the heart, so you must find a stable and strong posture before giving rescue. We usually choose to kneel on our knees and lean forward... Hey what are you doing!"

Cang Xu also felt that he was too short to use his strength. Hearing what the school doctor said, he jumped onto the table, straddled Chen Xian's waist, and found a stable and powerful posture.

He almost suppressed Chen Xian's lunch, so he rolled his eyes and stretched out his hand to slap him.

"The one who could have been saved is now sitting dead by your buttocks, lift up the buttocks!" The school doctor laughed angrily, "kneeling on both sides of his body like this, ah yes, just don't press him down, okay, let's continue."

Cang Xuxu straddled Chen Xian, folded his hands, and gently pressed his chest, "Squad leader, don't die, wake up, squad leader..."

"If you press like this until next year, he won't be able to wake up." The school doctor sighed, why did he find such a treasure to use as a negative example, "Press harder, putting pressure on the heart is not about massaging his chest!"

"What should I do if I broke his ribs?" Cang Xu couldn't help it.

"How much enmity do you have with him? You didn't ask you to use all your strength, weigh yourself!" The school doctor was about to lose patience.

"Okay." Cang Xu weighed himself, and used two-tenths of his strength to count while pressing: "One, two, three, four..."

After pressing [-] times quickly, the school doctor stopped: "Well, the technique is not bad, there is nothing wrong with it. Everyone, remember to press about [-] times each time, and then start artificial respiration."

Cang Xu turned to look at the school doctor: "Really...really?"

"Otherwise? Is the life-saving thing a joke with you? What's so awkward about the two boys?" The school doctor said seriously, "Remember to check whether there is any foreign object in his mouth before artificial respiration, so as to prevent him from choking when he wakes up. , especially in the case of drowning."

"Oh, the girls who have a crush on me are going to be sad." Cang Xu pretended to cry a few times, then bent down, approached Chen Xian's face, pinched his mouth to look, and blew into it: "Is the garlic you eat at noon fragrant?"

Chen Xian replied to him calmly: "I eat the same as you at noon, and I can't smell it."

"How do you still have time to whisper during the rescue, you two?" The school doctor's head hurts, "Who is that, monitor, you are talking with your eyes open now that your heart is not beating, close your eyes."

Chen Xian originally thought it was just a serious cardiopulmonary resuscitation exercise, but after closing his eyes, he suddenly became a little nervous.

He could feel that Cang Xu's mouth was less than ten centimeters away from him, and his breath lightly fell on his face and neck, which was very itchy.

He is ticklish, and when he closes his eyes his other senses become extra sensitive, and this itch in particular overwhelms him.

He heard the voices of the students next to him booing, and his mind was buzzing. Although he knew that Mi Lili and Cui Yan were far away, he still felt that he could hear them talking.

As for what they said, he couldn't concentrate to discern.Cang Xu was too close, with his eyes closed like this, he always felt that Cang Xu was going to kiss him in a second.

It may be that Cang Xu pressed too hard just now, so now his heart beats a little faster, and he feels tight in his chest and uncomfortable.

But what exactly caused this stuffy feeling? Chen Xian thought for a while, and thought of the orange sunlight he saw from the rooftop looking at the horizon in the evening.

Cang Xu blew a few breaths into Chen Xian's mouth from a distance, and then patted his face lightly: "Wake up, Sleeping Beauty!"

The school doctor was desperate, "It's okay, let's do it. Remember, when you really rescue, you must make sure your mouth is mouth-to-mouth, otherwise you won't be able to breathe in. Practice in pairs at the same table."

Everyone laughed and started their respective exercises. Cang Xu and Chen Xian walked back to their seats through the chaotic crowd. One wanted to play again, and the other had a heartbeat disorder for no apparent reason.

The camera of Mi Lili and Cui Yan perfectly captures the little bit of red on Chen Xian's ears, just a little bit is enough for them to drink for a long time.

"Squad leader! Do you want to practice your hands?" Cang Xu asked Chen Xian kindly, and lay down on the table between them.

Chen Xian yanked and pushed Cang Xu off the table, tidied up the pencils on the table, and said, "No, I've learned it a long time ago."

"The first grade is different." Cang Xu felt that it was boring, so he drilled forward: "You two need a dummy, I am very professional."

Cui Yan and Mi Lili looked at each other with a smile, and then rejected his kindness: "No, you don't belong to us."

"It's boring." Cang Xu despaired of these schoolmasters, so he went to the front to find Robert, "Fatty! Hurry up, my heart stopped, give me a few presses!"

However, as soon as Robert pressed him, he jumped up and was about to vomit blood. Sure enough, eating too much made the difference, and his ribs really broke when he pressed it again.

Cang Xu didn't go out for the evening self-study, thinking that the class monitor agreed to take him to pick up Didi so soon, he decided to perform well and not deduct points from the class.

After borrowing Chen Xian's homework and copying it carefully, there was still some time, so Cang Xu used his human brain to think about how to spend his life.

After thinking hard for half an hour, Cang Xu couldn't come up with a good solution. Cang Xu wished he could poach Chen Xian's brain and borrow it.But Chen Xian finished his homework and was painting, even if there was an earthquake when he was painting, he would not care about it.

Day, don't think about it, God knows if it will change tonight, and maybe it's just a dream, just a little more realistic.

Cang Xu suddenly realized, that's right, he must first determine whether he has really become a hamster!As for how to be sure... How about trying to send yourself a text message with the monitor's mobile phone?

After thinking of a feasible solution, Cang Xu felt a lot more relaxed. After returning home at night, he quickly took a shower and lay down on the bed, looking forward to becoming a hamster again, and even feeling a little disappointed when he thought that he would not become a hamster.

Fortunately, the reality did not disappoint him, the feeling of just falling asleep and waking up came as expected.

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