Turns into a hamster at night
Chapter 4 Male or Female
Cang Xu was enjoying his meal, and he didn't know which tendon Chen Xian had made a mistake. He suddenly became curious about the gender of the mouse, and turned him on his back to check.
"Are you male or female? Can I bring you a companion back in a few days?" Chen Xian didn't see any sex-distinguishing organs after looking for a long time. ,not sure what it is.
Cang Xu resisted desperately, his voice became hoarse: Don't touch me... ah...
He felt insulted.In ancient times, this matter was to fight to the death.Cang Xu can't fight, he's just a mouse.He could only wait for Chen Xian's curiosity to be satisfied and let him go.
"It's too small, I can't see it, let's look at it later." Chen Xian temporarily gave up on identifying his gender, "I'm going to sleep, you play by yourself."
Cang Xu was put back into the cage, hugging his head and crouching in a corner: Your grandma is a bear, day...
He immersed himself in the humiliation all night, and finally felt a little sleepy after fantasizing about Chen Xian's three hundred ways to die, and then that feeling came again.
As soon as I fell asleep, I woke up.
After waking up, the happiest thing was that my beautiful voice came back, so I cursed a hundred words in one breath without emphasizing it.
The fear in Luo Bei's eyes slowly dissipated, his hands stopped shaking, and he lifted Cang Xu off the bed, "I don't want to know what the little monitor did to you in his dream. Hurry up before Dad gets up, or I will be beaten again."
"Brother Cang Xu, remember to go to the hospital for a checkup, you must go." Luo Bai always woke up early, and when he came to wake her brother up, he found that Cang Xu's heart was not beating, and she almost called the police in fright.
The grievance in Cang Xu's heart, his eyes turned red again when he was excited: "You fucking carried me around too!"
"What the hell?" Robert frowned, "It's a dream and you don't want to wake up, right? Hurry up and go!"
Cang Xu walked away aggrieved, opened the door and saw the door of Chen Xian's house opposite, raised his foot to kick, but saw a man standing on the stairs next to him, smoking.
He silently retracted his foot and slipped away against the corner.
"Stop." The voice was even lower and hoarse than usual, which was really perfect for scaring children.
Cang Xu stopped obediently.
"Come here." Cang Tian held out a hand to him.
Cang Xu sighed, obediently put his ears close to him.
Cang Tian grabbed Cang Xu by the ear and went down the stairs, smoking a cigarette while scolding him, scolding Cang Xu like a grandson.I don't know how many words of cursing, and finally reached the first floor before letting go.
Cang Xu sighed and rubbed his ears, "I'm hungry..."
Cang Tian glanced at him: "I know how to pretend to be cowardly when I'm talking to you." He scolded again.After scolding, I took him to have some breakfast, then went to the hospital to apologize to the principal, and then sent him to the school to ignore him.
Cang Xu, this uncle is very busy, so busy that he only has time to teach him a lesson.His parents are even busier, he never knows how many hours the time difference between himself and his parents is.
After finally being scolded by his uncle, Cang Xu's grief and indignation of being insulted was relieved a lot. When he kicked open the front door of Class [-], he had recovered to a state of full energy, and he kicked the door happily and waved hello:
"Oh ha my baby..."
It was too early today, and there was only one person who came earlier than him.
Chen Xian raised his head subconsciously when he heard the sound of kicking the door, saw that it was Cang Xu, and continued to read without mercy, without even waiting for him to finish saying "Oh ha yo".
New hatred and old hatred.
"Chen Xian!" Cang Xu couldn't help roaring.
"What's wrong?" Chen Xian raised his head again, wondering how he had offended him this early in the morning.
"You..." Cang Xu hesitated, what should he say about becoming a hamster himself?No matter how you say it, I feel like a psychopath, not to mention that Chen Xian is a little old-fashioned and easy to be serious. What if an ambulance is called to arrest him and send him to a mental hospital.
And... didn't you agree to be the squad leader's licking dog just to see Didi? How could you be so fierce to the master!
"Are you okay?" Chen Xian marveled at the ever-changing expression on Cang Xu's face.
"It's okay." Thinking that I can get angry, this grievance is nothing. "That hamster is male and likes to fight. Don't keep him with other hamsters, he will be beaten to death."
"How do you judge the gender of a hamster? I watched it for a long time yesterday and couldn't tell if it was a male or a female." Chen Xian is a good boy who is thirsty for knowledge.
Gritting his teeth, Cang Xu walked back to his seat, put down his schoolbag, and slapped the pencils on Chen Xian's desk resentfully, "I asked when I bought it! How do I know what to look at!"
Chen Xian tidied up the pencil silently, "I think what the seller said may not be accurate, he may just say it casually, after all, it's still so small and hard to see..."
"You're so young...oh, you said you were young." Cang Xu wanted to cry, forced back the tears, and then flicked Chen Xian's pencil.
Chen Xian set it up.
Cang Xu played again.
Chen Xian suddenly closed the book in his hand and drew towards Cang Xu!
Cang Xu held his head and blocked it with his arm, which hurt a little, but he was very happy, the little squad leader didn't quarrel with him anymore, it was good.
"Hey, let me ask you." Cang Xu didn't have a long memory after being beaten, so he still leaned over, "Why didn't you react at all yesterday?"
Chen Xian thought carefully about what Cang Xu was referring to, and then asked, "Did you do it three times yesterday?"
"Ang." Cang Xuli nodded confidently.
"Oh." Chen Xian slapped him backhand again, "Satisfies you."
"Day..." Cang Xu was unprepared this time, and his head was shaken, "I mean why did you ignore me yesterday! Is it because of the school celebration?"
"Yes." Chen Xian looked at him seriously and said, "I won't talk about your own punishment, anyway, it won't be serious enough to be expelled. But the class was detained for a whole year just because you sang this song disciplinary points, do you know what that means?"
"Ang..." Cang Xu hesitated.
"The entire second year of high school will not be rated as an excellent class. Do you think I can't be angry with you for this?"
In the first year of high school, points were always deducted in a hurry. Chen Xian frantically participated in various activities to make up for it.
It's good now, just at the beginning of the second year of high school, Cang Xu stabbed Chen Xian to kill the Lou who he couldn't make up for himself.Thinking about it is really tiring.
"I was wrong." Cang Xu whipped himself a few times with the book, "Please drink milk tea, forgive me?"
"What's the use of asking me to drink milk tea? It's a matter of collective honor." Chen Xian was serious.
Cang Xu nodded, "Understood."
The first class is still Chinese class. As soon as the Chinese teacher walked out after class, three delivery boys waiting at the door came in, "Who ordered 61 cups of milk tea!"
"Wow, is your class getting rich? Order so many milk teas!" The Chinese teacher went back and forth, "Do you have mine?"
"I ordered what I ordered!" Cang Xu hurried over, fearing that the Chinese teacher would take it from the inside for fear of being late.
The Chinese teacher's hand had already been inserted into the incubator of the takeaway boy, but when he turned his head and saw Cang Xu running to claim it, he silently retracted his hand and left without saying a word.
"Your family has a mine, Cang Xu?" Robert couldn't understand. He always thought that Cang Xu was a gourd baby who had no parents and could only eat with his irascible uncle. Although he felt that his uncle was awesome, But I didn't expect to give Cang Xu pocket money so generously.
"I don't have you in my family, how can I be short of money, I killed you and sold you, it's tens of pounds..."
"roll!"
Cang Xu found the special-made cup from the thermal bag, and said to everyone: "You may be discriminated against me during this time, my fault, please drink milk tea, I hope you will forgive me, the next exam Do not leave me."
"It's all one flavor?" Robert asked.
"Yes, yes, they are all the same." Cang Xu took another cup, "Take it yourself, they are all the same."
"I want to drink from the cup in your left hand."
"roll!"
In fact, that cup is not very special, but Chen Xian doesn't like to eat sweets, so there is no sugar in that cup.
"Lick the dog." Robert spurned Cang Xu.
"Happy!" Cang Xu was proud.
Just after distributing the milk tea, I saw the representative of the Chinese class from the next class come over, holding two thick stacks of test papers, threw one stack in, and complained, "Adding more papers for no reason, crazy."
Chen Xian drank milk tea and glanced at Cang Xu.
Cang Xu was almost choked to death by a pearl: "Why! He insulted me so much yesterday, why should I order him a drink!"
"I didn't say that." Chen Xian put down the milk tea, a little wanting to laugh.
"Stop drinking?" Cang Xu asked.
"Drink it later, it's too sweet." Chen Xian replied.
"Still sweet? Your cup is sugar-free!" Cang Xu was startled, "You don't eat any sugar?"
"No, but this cup is really too sweet." Chen Xian pushed the milk tea towards him, meaning that he didn't believe you to drink it.
Cang Xu was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and took a sip from Chen Xian's straw...
Day, it is really sweet.
"I really noted that there is no sugar added. Look, they even put cup stickers on them!" Cang Xu turned the cup stickers around to show Chen Xian.
The cup sticker reads "I have a cup without sugar, thank you so much", and there are a few hearts drawn on the back.
Cang Xu's old face suddenly turned red, "I didn't draw this heart, I didn't let them draw it!"
Chen Xian nodded, "If you order so many glasses at once, they will inevitably make mistakes."
"It's more than enough to succeed, so I won't be ordering here from now on." Cang Xu sighed, poked open his own cup with a straw, took a sip, his brows were wrinkled, but his eyes lit up.
He swallowed the milk tea with difficulty, and passed it to Chen Xian excitedly: "My cup is sugar-free! Just right, I'll drink your cup."
The two girls in the front row finally couldn't listen anymore, and turned to them with milk tea and smiled indescribably: "Tsk tsk tsk."
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"Are you male or female? Can I bring you a companion back in a few days?" Chen Xian didn't see any sex-distinguishing organs after looking for a long time. ,not sure what it is.
Cang Xu resisted desperately, his voice became hoarse: Don't touch me... ah...
He felt insulted.In ancient times, this matter was to fight to the death.Cang Xu can't fight, he's just a mouse.He could only wait for Chen Xian's curiosity to be satisfied and let him go.
"It's too small, I can't see it, let's look at it later." Chen Xian temporarily gave up on identifying his gender, "I'm going to sleep, you play by yourself."
Cang Xu was put back into the cage, hugging his head and crouching in a corner: Your grandma is a bear, day...
He immersed himself in the humiliation all night, and finally felt a little sleepy after fantasizing about Chen Xian's three hundred ways to die, and then that feeling came again.
As soon as I fell asleep, I woke up.
After waking up, the happiest thing was that my beautiful voice came back, so I cursed a hundred words in one breath without emphasizing it.
The fear in Luo Bei's eyes slowly dissipated, his hands stopped shaking, and he lifted Cang Xu off the bed, "I don't want to know what the little monitor did to you in his dream. Hurry up before Dad gets up, or I will be beaten again."
"Brother Cang Xu, remember to go to the hospital for a checkup, you must go." Luo Bai always woke up early, and when he came to wake her brother up, he found that Cang Xu's heart was not beating, and she almost called the police in fright.
The grievance in Cang Xu's heart, his eyes turned red again when he was excited: "You fucking carried me around too!"
"What the hell?" Robert frowned, "It's a dream and you don't want to wake up, right? Hurry up and go!"
Cang Xu walked away aggrieved, opened the door and saw the door of Chen Xian's house opposite, raised his foot to kick, but saw a man standing on the stairs next to him, smoking.
He silently retracted his foot and slipped away against the corner.
"Stop." The voice was even lower and hoarse than usual, which was really perfect for scaring children.
Cang Xu stopped obediently.
"Come here." Cang Tian held out a hand to him.
Cang Xu sighed, obediently put his ears close to him.
Cang Tian grabbed Cang Xu by the ear and went down the stairs, smoking a cigarette while scolding him, scolding Cang Xu like a grandson.I don't know how many words of cursing, and finally reached the first floor before letting go.
Cang Xu sighed and rubbed his ears, "I'm hungry..."
Cang Tian glanced at him: "I know how to pretend to be cowardly when I'm talking to you." He scolded again.After scolding, I took him to have some breakfast, then went to the hospital to apologize to the principal, and then sent him to the school to ignore him.
Cang Xu, this uncle is very busy, so busy that he only has time to teach him a lesson.His parents are even busier, he never knows how many hours the time difference between himself and his parents is.
After finally being scolded by his uncle, Cang Xu's grief and indignation of being insulted was relieved a lot. When he kicked open the front door of Class [-], he had recovered to a state of full energy, and he kicked the door happily and waved hello:
"Oh ha my baby..."
It was too early today, and there was only one person who came earlier than him.
Chen Xian raised his head subconsciously when he heard the sound of kicking the door, saw that it was Cang Xu, and continued to read without mercy, without even waiting for him to finish saying "Oh ha yo".
New hatred and old hatred.
"Chen Xian!" Cang Xu couldn't help roaring.
"What's wrong?" Chen Xian raised his head again, wondering how he had offended him this early in the morning.
"You..." Cang Xu hesitated, what should he say about becoming a hamster himself?No matter how you say it, I feel like a psychopath, not to mention that Chen Xian is a little old-fashioned and easy to be serious. What if an ambulance is called to arrest him and send him to a mental hospital.
And... didn't you agree to be the squad leader's licking dog just to see Didi? How could you be so fierce to the master!
"Are you okay?" Chen Xian marveled at the ever-changing expression on Cang Xu's face.
"It's okay." Thinking that I can get angry, this grievance is nothing. "That hamster is male and likes to fight. Don't keep him with other hamsters, he will be beaten to death."
"How do you judge the gender of a hamster? I watched it for a long time yesterday and couldn't tell if it was a male or a female." Chen Xian is a good boy who is thirsty for knowledge.
Gritting his teeth, Cang Xu walked back to his seat, put down his schoolbag, and slapped the pencils on Chen Xian's desk resentfully, "I asked when I bought it! How do I know what to look at!"
Chen Xian tidied up the pencil silently, "I think what the seller said may not be accurate, he may just say it casually, after all, it's still so small and hard to see..."
"You're so young...oh, you said you were young." Cang Xu wanted to cry, forced back the tears, and then flicked Chen Xian's pencil.
Chen Xian set it up.
Cang Xu played again.
Chen Xian suddenly closed the book in his hand and drew towards Cang Xu!
Cang Xu held his head and blocked it with his arm, which hurt a little, but he was very happy, the little squad leader didn't quarrel with him anymore, it was good.
"Hey, let me ask you." Cang Xu didn't have a long memory after being beaten, so he still leaned over, "Why didn't you react at all yesterday?"
Chen Xian thought carefully about what Cang Xu was referring to, and then asked, "Did you do it three times yesterday?"
"Ang." Cang Xuli nodded confidently.
"Oh." Chen Xian slapped him backhand again, "Satisfies you."
"Day..." Cang Xu was unprepared this time, and his head was shaken, "I mean why did you ignore me yesterday! Is it because of the school celebration?"
"Yes." Chen Xian looked at him seriously and said, "I won't talk about your own punishment, anyway, it won't be serious enough to be expelled. But the class was detained for a whole year just because you sang this song disciplinary points, do you know what that means?"
"Ang..." Cang Xu hesitated.
"The entire second year of high school will not be rated as an excellent class. Do you think I can't be angry with you for this?"
In the first year of high school, points were always deducted in a hurry. Chen Xian frantically participated in various activities to make up for it.
It's good now, just at the beginning of the second year of high school, Cang Xu stabbed Chen Xian to kill the Lou who he couldn't make up for himself.Thinking about it is really tiring.
"I was wrong." Cang Xu whipped himself a few times with the book, "Please drink milk tea, forgive me?"
"What's the use of asking me to drink milk tea? It's a matter of collective honor." Chen Xian was serious.
Cang Xu nodded, "Understood."
The first class is still Chinese class. As soon as the Chinese teacher walked out after class, three delivery boys waiting at the door came in, "Who ordered 61 cups of milk tea!"
"Wow, is your class getting rich? Order so many milk teas!" The Chinese teacher went back and forth, "Do you have mine?"
"I ordered what I ordered!" Cang Xu hurried over, fearing that the Chinese teacher would take it from the inside for fear of being late.
The Chinese teacher's hand had already been inserted into the incubator of the takeaway boy, but when he turned his head and saw Cang Xu running to claim it, he silently retracted his hand and left without saying a word.
"Your family has a mine, Cang Xu?" Robert couldn't understand. He always thought that Cang Xu was a gourd baby who had no parents and could only eat with his irascible uncle. Although he felt that his uncle was awesome, But I didn't expect to give Cang Xu pocket money so generously.
"I don't have you in my family, how can I be short of money, I killed you and sold you, it's tens of pounds..."
"roll!"
Cang Xu found the special-made cup from the thermal bag, and said to everyone: "You may be discriminated against me during this time, my fault, please drink milk tea, I hope you will forgive me, the next exam Do not leave me."
"It's all one flavor?" Robert asked.
"Yes, yes, they are all the same." Cang Xu took another cup, "Take it yourself, they are all the same."
"I want to drink from the cup in your left hand."
"roll!"
In fact, that cup is not very special, but Chen Xian doesn't like to eat sweets, so there is no sugar in that cup.
"Lick the dog." Robert spurned Cang Xu.
"Happy!" Cang Xu was proud.
Just after distributing the milk tea, I saw the representative of the Chinese class from the next class come over, holding two thick stacks of test papers, threw one stack in, and complained, "Adding more papers for no reason, crazy."
Chen Xian drank milk tea and glanced at Cang Xu.
Cang Xu was almost choked to death by a pearl: "Why! He insulted me so much yesterday, why should I order him a drink!"
"I didn't say that." Chen Xian put down the milk tea, a little wanting to laugh.
"Stop drinking?" Cang Xu asked.
"Drink it later, it's too sweet." Chen Xian replied.
"Still sweet? Your cup is sugar-free!" Cang Xu was startled, "You don't eat any sugar?"
"No, but this cup is really too sweet." Chen Xian pushed the milk tea towards him, meaning that he didn't believe you to drink it.
Cang Xu was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and took a sip from Chen Xian's straw...
Day, it is really sweet.
"I really noted that there is no sugar added. Look, they even put cup stickers on them!" Cang Xu turned the cup stickers around to show Chen Xian.
The cup sticker reads "I have a cup without sugar, thank you so much", and there are a few hearts drawn on the back.
Cang Xu's old face suddenly turned red, "I didn't draw this heart, I didn't let them draw it!"
Chen Xian nodded, "If you order so many glasses at once, they will inevitably make mistakes."
"It's more than enough to succeed, so I won't be ordering here from now on." Cang Xu sighed, poked open his own cup with a straw, took a sip, his brows were wrinkled, but his eyes lit up.
He swallowed the milk tea with difficulty, and passed it to Chen Xian excitedly: "My cup is sugar-free! Just right, I'll drink your cup."
The two girls in the front row finally couldn't listen anymore, and turned to them with milk tea and smiled indescribably: "Tsk tsk tsk."
The author has something to say:
Meow ~
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