Turns into a hamster at night
Chapter 1 Fired?
It's a brand new Monday again.
Cang Xu, like every day in the past, kicked open the front door of Senior Class 28 full of energy before the bell for morning self-study: "Oh ha, my little ones!" He waved and blew kisses to his classmates enthusiastically.
"Aren't you the one who can laugh when you're about to be cremated?" Cang Xu's buddy, Roberto, was on duty today, copying today's class schedule on the small blackboard while greeting his good brother.
The others looked over in unison, staring at Cang Xu with complicated eyes.
Cang Xu habitually slapped Luo Bei's fat buttocks, turned around and was startled by the sight of the whole class, patted his chest and said: "It's okay to pay attention, it's so neat, isn't it?" Did you secretly practice behind my back?"
"The principal is in the hospital." Luo Bai was worried for him, "You said that it was such a formal school celebration, why did you sing so majesticly? The principal was so angry that he had a heart attack and lay in the hospital for two days gone."
"Fatty!" Cang Xu frowned and slapped Robert with his backhand, "Why didn't you tell me about such an important matter, and wait for Xiaobai to tell me! You said earlier that I wouldn't come today..."
"Let's visit the hospital after school. Wouldn't the principal be more angry when you skipped class?" Not quite the same.
Her elder brother Luo Bei gave her a blank look, then scratched Cang Xu's face with chalk dusty hands, and said, "Why is he going to visit the principal, he is afraid that someone will come back from the morning meeting... ..."
"Cough cough cough!" Cang Xu suddenly coughed violently.
Robert immediately shut up, looked back, and sure enough, someone from the morning meeting had returned.
Cang Xu went back to his seat without saying a word. He was annoyed to see the pencils and erasers on Chen Xian's desk like military training.
Chen Xian closed the door after entering the classroom, then stood by the podium and paused for a while with a blank expression on his face.
Fifty-nine of the sixty people sitting below were holding their breaths waiting for Cang Xu to be verbally mollified by the class monitor. Only Cang Xu remained unflappable in the face of danger, took out the ancient poems and essays that must be memorized in the college entrance examination, and read them aloud with eloquence.
"I used to go, Yangliu Yiyi, now I come to think, rain and snow..."
The class was eerily quiet, everything Cang Xu read echoed.Chen Xian stared at him for a while, wanted to say something but gave up, knocked on the podium to bring everyone back to their senses, "Let's read early."
Everyone read their books sparsely, and Chen Xian walked back to his seat with a blank face, straightened the table lightly, and started to read early.
Cang Xu's voice was finally drowned out.If you don't need to concentrate on reading, your mind will immediately go to other places.
Not too far, just next door to him.
He wondered for a long time why Chen Xian didn't stab him when he came back from the meeting today. Every time in the past, he had to read out the crimes that led to his class being deducted points one by one last week, and then let him recite them on the blackboard.
I'm not used to this morning without this entertainment, and I feel like I have nowhere to go for all my strength.
He tore off a small corner from the Chinese book, wrote "let go if you fart" in a flying style, and then threw it to Chen Xian, who was reading Alchemist silently, and messed up his pencil and eraser by the way.
Chen Xian didn't turn his eyes, and stretched out his hand to tidy up his things. As for the little note, he didn't see it at all.
Cang Xu became anxious, and slammed the table, causing the two girls in the front row to tremble, turning their heads to stare at him in unison.
"Excuse me, excuse me..." Cang Xu smiled and apologized to the two goddesses, and then patted the table with two fingers after apologizing.
He was displeased with Chen Xian's attitude of ignoring him. In the past, the little squad leader stabbed him mercilessly for whatever he did. Today, he didn't say a word, because he felt that I was so useless that saying anything was a waste of time, right?
Cang Xu took back the small note after taking pictures of the table, and spread it out to a centimeter in front of Chen Xian's eyes.
Chen Xian grasped Cang Xu's wrist reflexively, barely glanced at the words on the note, then glanced at Cang Xu, and finally pushed his hand away, and continued to read without saying anything.
He himself was also conflicted.In the past, it was not controversial that Cang Xu violated some school rules and got deducted points from his class, and he also felt that Cang Xu was wrong.
But this time, he didn't think Cang Xu made a big mistake.It's just singing a song, although it's a little different, but who doesn't have a little interest in this area?He himself often paints nudes, so he really doesn't think it's a big deal.
But the school punished him heavily, and he didn't know what to say.
However, Cang Xu became more and more convinced that the little squad leader was desperate for him and disdain to talk to him anymore, and couldn't help but scolded the shit in his heart, and rolled his eyes at Lao Tzu?
Angrily waiting until the end of get out of class, Cang Xu kicked over the stool and went to the front row to find Robert to vent his anger.Luo Bai couldn't understand, "You didn't get scolded today, why are you angry?"
Cang Xu punched Robert's plump chest, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
"Shaking M... Aww!" Robert joked casually, and a piece of his chest turned purple.
"Shaking what?" Luo Bai's face was full of innocence.
The end of get out of class was as short as a blink of an eye. After the blink of an eye, Cang Xu reluctantly went back to his seat and scratched Chen Xian's pencil array again.
Chen Xian has a stinky rule of not doing more than three times. According to the convention, Cang Xu will be whipped when he disturbs his table for the third time in a day.Finishing the drawing is equivalent to resetting the number of times, and then being drawn again at the third time...
Today, however, is too peaceful.
Chen Xian tidied the table silently, not angry at all.
Cang Xu was so angry that he threw the book.
Okay, whoever looks down on who, old stuff, I rarely talk to you!
When the Chinese teacher came in, he saw Cang Xu drop a book, and it was a Chinese book, which made a loud noise.
"Cang Xu, why haven't you packed up your things and left? I'm sick of seeing you as a scum, hurry up, don't delay my class." The Chinese teacher rolled his eyes to the sky.
The school celebration was spoiled by Cang Xu's majestic song. The head teacher of the [-]th class was away on sick leave. He, the deputy head teacher, took full responsibility. Don't think about bonuses or anything until the class is over.
Cang Xu threw back the Chinese book he had just picked up, stood up with a smile, stretched his waist and walked out, "I didn't say I wanted to take your class, and I didn't come here for you."
"Yo, you're pretty crazy, so tell me whose class you want to take? Let me tell you, you won't even be able to take it if you want to." To monitor Chen Xian: "Didn't you tell him about the dismissal?"
expulsion
As soon as the words were said, the whole class gasped, and all of them stared at the Chinese teacher with wide-eyed eyes. Only Chen Xian lowered his head and sighed, and silently looked back at the door.
Cang Xu didn't hide the corner of his clothes well, so he saw it.
A Chinese class where the collective lost their voice.
After class, the Roberto Bai brothers and sisters went straight to the balcony on the top floor with food and drinks, dragged down Cang Xu who was sitting on the edge of the railing and dangling his legs to death, and relayed the punishment.
"Oh." Cang Xu's heart was calm, and he even wanted to eat spicy hot pot.
"Does your uncle know that he can't beat you to death?" Robert was excited when he thought about it.
"Why don't you hide at our house for a few days first? Pretend to run away from home, and your uncle won't remember to beat you when he gets anxious." Luo Bai was still kind.
Cang Xu twisted a bottle of Coca-Cola as wine, raised his head and took a sip, and when he finished, he saw Chen Xian coming up to the balcony, and squirted it all out.
It took him a class to calm down, and his mood suddenly became turbulent again. Without even thinking about it, he threw the Coke in his hand at Chen Xian's face.
"You are awesome, monitor. Waiting for the Chinese teacher to chase me away in person. Wouldn't it be fun? I said why didn't you say a word. It turns out that I have been completely eliminated as a scourge, so there is no need to waste any more time!" Cang Xu's eye circles did not live up to expectations, and they turned red when he was a little emotional.
"Brother Cang Xu, don't be like this, the monitor just finished class and was arguing with the Chinese teacher for you..."
"Fart! Why are you pretending to be hypocritical!"
Chen Xian put down the Coke bottle, "Go back to class. The punishment decided by the Chinese teacher does not count, and you will still be deducted points for missing class today."
He didn't expect Cang Xu to misunderstand him so much, but he didn't take it too seriously.As the squad leader and deskmate, he has covered everything for him, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, just don't get angry and lose points for the class.
In order not to let Cang Xu get angry, Chen Xian felt that he should disappear quickly, and it would be more effective to keep the two Luo family brothers and sisters to persuade him.
"Get out!" Cang Xu yelled at the staircase where Chen Xian left, and quickly touched his throat after yelling, "Ahem, the sound almost broke."
"Go back to class, Brother Cang Xu." Luo Bai had no choice but to act like a baby.
"No back! Squad leader gets angry when he sees shit."
"Are you sure? Next month, when Di Liqiu returns to school for a charity performance, the student representative, Class Leader Shi, will be responsible for the whole journey. If you can find a way to follow along, wow, how many songs can you sing for Di Di along the way..."
"Day! Stop talking!" Cang Xu habitually hugged his head, and he would hug his head when he didn't want to face it.
Di Liqiu is one of the best electronic music tycoons in the Chinese music scene today. As an elite alumnus, he was invited to participate in the school celebration of Yingzhong.Cang Xu rushed to the stage and sang a majestic song in order to win the favor of the boss at such a high price. Only after he finished singing did he realize that he was temporarily unable to come...
Fortunately, as compensation, Di Liqiu promised to hold a small concert in the cherry blossoms a month later to celebrate his alma mater's birthday.
Cang Xu doesn't want to go to college, and plans to squeeze into the music scene as soon as he graduates. If he can get Di Liqiu's help, it will be like reaching the sky in one step.The school celebration is messed up, and the benefit performance is his last chance.
To get this chance, you have to stay in school and be the licking dog of the shit monitor.
However, Licking the dog just scolded the shit squad leader very shamelessly...
"Blue cough..."
The author has something to say:
Meow ~
Here is the rewritten version
I hope you have almost forgotten the previous plot.
The latter ones will be temporarily locked, and a new chapter will be opened.
Meow ~
Cang Xu, like every day in the past, kicked open the front door of Senior Class 28 full of energy before the bell for morning self-study: "Oh ha, my little ones!" He waved and blew kisses to his classmates enthusiastically.
"Aren't you the one who can laugh when you're about to be cremated?" Cang Xu's buddy, Roberto, was on duty today, copying today's class schedule on the small blackboard while greeting his good brother.
The others looked over in unison, staring at Cang Xu with complicated eyes.
Cang Xu habitually slapped Luo Bei's fat buttocks, turned around and was startled by the sight of the whole class, patted his chest and said: "It's okay to pay attention, it's so neat, isn't it?" Did you secretly practice behind my back?"
"The principal is in the hospital." Luo Bai was worried for him, "You said that it was such a formal school celebration, why did you sing so majesticly? The principal was so angry that he had a heart attack and lay in the hospital for two days gone."
"Fatty!" Cang Xu frowned and slapped Robert with his backhand, "Why didn't you tell me about such an important matter, and wait for Xiaobai to tell me! You said earlier that I wouldn't come today..."
"Let's visit the hospital after school. Wouldn't the principal be more angry when you skipped class?" Not quite the same.
Her elder brother Luo Bei gave her a blank look, then scratched Cang Xu's face with chalk dusty hands, and said, "Why is he going to visit the principal, he is afraid that someone will come back from the morning meeting... ..."
"Cough cough cough!" Cang Xu suddenly coughed violently.
Robert immediately shut up, looked back, and sure enough, someone from the morning meeting had returned.
Cang Xu went back to his seat without saying a word. He was annoyed to see the pencils and erasers on Chen Xian's desk like military training.
Chen Xian closed the door after entering the classroom, then stood by the podium and paused for a while with a blank expression on his face.
Fifty-nine of the sixty people sitting below were holding their breaths waiting for Cang Xu to be verbally mollified by the class monitor. Only Cang Xu remained unflappable in the face of danger, took out the ancient poems and essays that must be memorized in the college entrance examination, and read them aloud with eloquence.
"I used to go, Yangliu Yiyi, now I come to think, rain and snow..."
The class was eerily quiet, everything Cang Xu read echoed.Chen Xian stared at him for a while, wanted to say something but gave up, knocked on the podium to bring everyone back to their senses, "Let's read early."
Everyone read their books sparsely, and Chen Xian walked back to his seat with a blank face, straightened the table lightly, and started to read early.
Cang Xu's voice was finally drowned out.If you don't need to concentrate on reading, your mind will immediately go to other places.
Not too far, just next door to him.
He wondered for a long time why Chen Xian didn't stab him when he came back from the meeting today. Every time in the past, he had to read out the crimes that led to his class being deducted points one by one last week, and then let him recite them on the blackboard.
I'm not used to this morning without this entertainment, and I feel like I have nowhere to go for all my strength.
He tore off a small corner from the Chinese book, wrote "let go if you fart" in a flying style, and then threw it to Chen Xian, who was reading Alchemist silently, and messed up his pencil and eraser by the way.
Chen Xian didn't turn his eyes, and stretched out his hand to tidy up his things. As for the little note, he didn't see it at all.
Cang Xu became anxious, and slammed the table, causing the two girls in the front row to tremble, turning their heads to stare at him in unison.
"Excuse me, excuse me..." Cang Xu smiled and apologized to the two goddesses, and then patted the table with two fingers after apologizing.
He was displeased with Chen Xian's attitude of ignoring him. In the past, the little squad leader stabbed him mercilessly for whatever he did. Today, he didn't say a word, because he felt that I was so useless that saying anything was a waste of time, right?
Cang Xu took back the small note after taking pictures of the table, and spread it out to a centimeter in front of Chen Xian's eyes.
Chen Xian grasped Cang Xu's wrist reflexively, barely glanced at the words on the note, then glanced at Cang Xu, and finally pushed his hand away, and continued to read without saying anything.
He himself was also conflicted.In the past, it was not controversial that Cang Xu violated some school rules and got deducted points from his class, and he also felt that Cang Xu was wrong.
But this time, he didn't think Cang Xu made a big mistake.It's just singing a song, although it's a little different, but who doesn't have a little interest in this area?He himself often paints nudes, so he really doesn't think it's a big deal.
But the school punished him heavily, and he didn't know what to say.
However, Cang Xu became more and more convinced that the little squad leader was desperate for him and disdain to talk to him anymore, and couldn't help but scolded the shit in his heart, and rolled his eyes at Lao Tzu?
Angrily waiting until the end of get out of class, Cang Xu kicked over the stool and went to the front row to find Robert to vent his anger.Luo Bai couldn't understand, "You didn't get scolded today, why are you angry?"
Cang Xu punched Robert's plump chest, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
"Shaking M... Aww!" Robert joked casually, and a piece of his chest turned purple.
"Shaking what?" Luo Bai's face was full of innocence.
The end of get out of class was as short as a blink of an eye. After the blink of an eye, Cang Xu reluctantly went back to his seat and scratched Chen Xian's pencil array again.
Chen Xian has a stinky rule of not doing more than three times. According to the convention, Cang Xu will be whipped when he disturbs his table for the third time in a day.Finishing the drawing is equivalent to resetting the number of times, and then being drawn again at the third time...
Today, however, is too peaceful.
Chen Xian tidied the table silently, not angry at all.
Cang Xu was so angry that he threw the book.
Okay, whoever looks down on who, old stuff, I rarely talk to you!
When the Chinese teacher came in, he saw Cang Xu drop a book, and it was a Chinese book, which made a loud noise.
"Cang Xu, why haven't you packed up your things and left? I'm sick of seeing you as a scum, hurry up, don't delay my class." The Chinese teacher rolled his eyes to the sky.
The school celebration was spoiled by Cang Xu's majestic song. The head teacher of the [-]th class was away on sick leave. He, the deputy head teacher, took full responsibility. Don't think about bonuses or anything until the class is over.
Cang Xu threw back the Chinese book he had just picked up, stood up with a smile, stretched his waist and walked out, "I didn't say I wanted to take your class, and I didn't come here for you."
"Yo, you're pretty crazy, so tell me whose class you want to take? Let me tell you, you won't even be able to take it if you want to." To monitor Chen Xian: "Didn't you tell him about the dismissal?"
expulsion
As soon as the words were said, the whole class gasped, and all of them stared at the Chinese teacher with wide-eyed eyes. Only Chen Xian lowered his head and sighed, and silently looked back at the door.
Cang Xu didn't hide the corner of his clothes well, so he saw it.
A Chinese class where the collective lost their voice.
After class, the Roberto Bai brothers and sisters went straight to the balcony on the top floor with food and drinks, dragged down Cang Xu who was sitting on the edge of the railing and dangling his legs to death, and relayed the punishment.
"Oh." Cang Xu's heart was calm, and he even wanted to eat spicy hot pot.
"Does your uncle know that he can't beat you to death?" Robert was excited when he thought about it.
"Why don't you hide at our house for a few days first? Pretend to run away from home, and your uncle won't remember to beat you when he gets anxious." Luo Bai was still kind.
Cang Xu twisted a bottle of Coca-Cola as wine, raised his head and took a sip, and when he finished, he saw Chen Xian coming up to the balcony, and squirted it all out.
It took him a class to calm down, and his mood suddenly became turbulent again. Without even thinking about it, he threw the Coke in his hand at Chen Xian's face.
"You are awesome, monitor. Waiting for the Chinese teacher to chase me away in person. Wouldn't it be fun? I said why didn't you say a word. It turns out that I have been completely eliminated as a scourge, so there is no need to waste any more time!" Cang Xu's eye circles did not live up to expectations, and they turned red when he was a little emotional.
"Brother Cang Xu, don't be like this, the monitor just finished class and was arguing with the Chinese teacher for you..."
"Fart! Why are you pretending to be hypocritical!"
Chen Xian put down the Coke bottle, "Go back to class. The punishment decided by the Chinese teacher does not count, and you will still be deducted points for missing class today."
He didn't expect Cang Xu to misunderstand him so much, but he didn't take it too seriously.As the squad leader and deskmate, he has covered everything for him, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, just don't get angry and lose points for the class.
In order not to let Cang Xu get angry, Chen Xian felt that he should disappear quickly, and it would be more effective to keep the two Luo family brothers and sisters to persuade him.
"Get out!" Cang Xu yelled at the staircase where Chen Xian left, and quickly touched his throat after yelling, "Ahem, the sound almost broke."
"Go back to class, Brother Cang Xu." Luo Bai had no choice but to act like a baby.
"No back! Squad leader gets angry when he sees shit."
"Are you sure? Next month, when Di Liqiu returns to school for a charity performance, the student representative, Class Leader Shi, will be responsible for the whole journey. If you can find a way to follow along, wow, how many songs can you sing for Di Di along the way..."
"Day! Stop talking!" Cang Xu habitually hugged his head, and he would hug his head when he didn't want to face it.
Di Liqiu is one of the best electronic music tycoons in the Chinese music scene today. As an elite alumnus, he was invited to participate in the school celebration of Yingzhong.Cang Xu rushed to the stage and sang a majestic song in order to win the favor of the boss at such a high price. Only after he finished singing did he realize that he was temporarily unable to come...
Fortunately, as compensation, Di Liqiu promised to hold a small concert in the cherry blossoms a month later to celebrate his alma mater's birthday.
Cang Xu doesn't want to go to college, and plans to squeeze into the music scene as soon as he graduates. If he can get Di Liqiu's help, it will be like reaching the sky in one step.The school celebration is messed up, and the benefit performance is his last chance.
To get this chance, you have to stay in school and be the licking dog of the shit monitor.
However, Licking the dog just scolded the shit squad leader very shamelessly...
"Blue cough..."
The author has something to say:
Meow ~
Here is the rewritten version
I hope you have almost forgotten the previous plot.
The latter ones will be temporarily locked, and a new chapter will be opened.
Meow ~
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