It's better to be with Xueba than to eat chicken

After Lin Jingniao left, Xiang Xue became bored, and the two chatted for a while at first, but soon Lin Jingniao's mobile phone could not find the signal in the train.

Xiang Xue had no choice but to turn off his mobile phone and go shopping. He wandered around the city for half a day and saw some job advertisements. Most of them were retail and waiter jobs, and it was inconvenient to be far from home.

At noon, Xiang Xue came home after dinner. He first cleaned the house, and then checked the history of Changning University. There was no definite goal, which made him very annoyed. Finally, he opened PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and prepared to learn a game.

He first memorized the various operation keyboards on the page when he entered, and then started to practice.

Xiang Shuai used to talk about the training camp when he was resting and wanted to play with him. Xiang Xue fumbled into the training camp to find all kinds of things. There were too many things. He didn't even think about remembering them all at once. Shuai Chang practiced the gun he used, and before he knew it, it was almost two o'clock.

Xiang Xue quit the game, opened the official website of Coca-Cola Live, and waited quietly.

Lin Jingniao sent a message to Xiang Xue when he got off the car, so it will definitely be broadcast.

Xiang Xue flipped through the webpage, searched for the previous dynamics of Big Bird's live broadcast room, and then found a group of fans who stick to the top.

Big Bird's groundhog: "Big Bird's live broadcast room is starting, room number: 123456"

As soon as Xiang Xue joined the group, the administrator sent a notice, and Xiang Xue poked in.

"Hi everyone, I'm back," Lin Jingniao said while looking at the keyboard and typing.

[Why did you go? ]

[What's the matter? ? ]

Lin Jingniao glanced at it and said with a smile: "It solved the major issue in life."

[Blind date? ? ? ]

[Big Bird is going to date? ]

Lin Jingniao smiled, said nothing, and started playing games.

Xiang Xue remembers his style of play for a while, and stares at the anchor who has shrunk countless times in the small frame and can't even see his expression clearly. He is very busy.

Before I knew it, time passed by like that.

It was only when Lin Jingniao said that the broadcast was down that Xiang Xue realized that he had been staring at the computer for so long, and realized that his eyes were tired and dry.

He followed Lin Jingniao to close the webpage, then stood by the window with his mobile phone and looked into the distance, but he couldn’t see anything, the surrounding area was surrounded by tall buildings and roads, the sun was shining brightly, and there were few vehicles on the road, let alone pedestrians.

"Downloaded?" Xiang Xue opened Lin Jingniao's chat interface and asked knowingly.

"Well, I'm a little sleepy. I'll sleep for a while. What are you doing? Tell me to eat later?" Lin Jingniao asked.

Xiang Xue pursed his lips and smiled, as if there had never been such a long distance between the two: "Sleep, don't mute your phone."

"[Hmm]", Lin Jingniao replied with a cute little yellow duck pattern.

Xiang Xue stood by the window for another 10 minutes, and his eyes felt a lot more comfortable. Then he looked back and even felt a little uncomfortable with the dimness of the room. After getting familiar with it, he sat back next to the computer and tried to start a game.

He didn't have the ability to jump to the target yet, and landed in a wild place.

The wilderness is better than the wilderness, at least no one comes to beat him.

Xiang Xue ran to a high place for a while, and there was a small dilapidated house not far away. He didn't know what to call it, but in his concept, the house was equipped with equipment.

This place is not far from a building complex. That building complex was his initial target. There should be a lot of people, so be careful.

Fortunately, he ran all the way to the small broken room, where there was a gun and some sundries, and he picked up the gun and bullets.

Before he could go out, a person came in suddenly, with a helmet, backpack, pan, gun, everything. If Lin Jingniao was here, of course he would start directly.

But Xiang Xue has never hit anyone before, and when he was shooting targets in the training camp, he didn't sweep around with a gun like other people, and he practiced carefully one shot at a time.

Of course, the enemy will not give you a chance to practice at this moment, and they will directly sweep over with their guns.

But Xiang Xue was flustered and didn't know how to hide if he wanted to hide, so he stood there in a daze, and the other party couldn't bear to fight. .

This kind of person, if he doesn't die, he will die in the hands of others.

So the opponent took another shot, picked up Xiang Xue's M416 and left.

At the end of the first round, Xiang Xue quickly started the second round.

In less than 5 minutes, the third game.

Soon, the fourth game.

Then, the fifth inning.

......

Slowly, Xiang Xue stayed longer and longer in the game, but his points were not high.

Because he is always lost, identifying things, trying various strategies without actually killing.

At around five o'clock, he was kicked out as soon as he entered again. Seeing that the time was about the same, he called the game anchor.

"Hello?" Lin Jingniao said in a daze.

"Get up and eat," Xiang Xue called him very calmly.

"Oh, okay, what do you have for dinner?" Lin Jingniao turned over, neither intending to continue sleeping nor hanging up the phone.

Xiang Xue turned off the computer, walked towards the refrigerator while returning: "I don't know, let me see what's there."

"Well, I'll just make pancakes. I don't have much food at home, so I have to buy them tomorrow." Lin Jingniao thought for a while, and almost emptied the refrigerator the day before he left.

"Look, there are two baby dishes, eggs, tomatoes, cucumbers... I don't have much appetite today, let's make a sour baby dish, appetizer, I'll cook a meal."

The more Lin Jingniao listened, the more greedy he became, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You're going too far, I'm in such a miserable situation, shouldn't you take care of your boyfriend's emotions!"

"Heh, you could have been less miserable. Who told you to leave so early, hang up, and remember to read the news when you finish cooking later~" Xiang Xue became more and more skinny, and the suffocation in his chest due to frequent failures in the afternoon was just like that scattered.

Lin Jingniao: "..." What a ghost!

There were indeed no vegetables in the refrigerator, but there were still a few eggs, and he dug out a few green onions from a pile of plastic bags.

In the end, Lin Jingniao looked at the only ingredients and thought whether it would be better to make steamed egg custard with thin pancakes or to make egg pancakes and gnocchi soup.

"What do you think?" He took a photo and sent it to Xiang Xue, expressing his thoughts by the way.

"If you're hungry, make egg pancakes. If you're not hungry, egg custard isn't so dry." Xiang Xue came back quickly. The weather was too hot, and even with pimple soup, egg pancakes were not so easy to swallow.

"I don't feel hungry, okay, just egg custard!" After Lin Jingniao decided, Xiang Xue didn't bother him anymore.

He put the rice on and after 10 minutes he started cooking.

A dinner was cooked quickly, Xiang Xue arranged the baby dishes, piled capers and peppers on top, and then took a picture with bright colors and sent it over.

Lin Jingniao, who was steaming custard: "..."

"Ah!"

Xiang Xue: "Fragrant."

"Humph!"

Xiang Xue: "It's delicious."

"When will you come over?" Lin Jingniao compromised.

"It hasn't been decided yet," Xiang Xue replied coldly.

Lin Jingniao: "The first day I left my boyfriend, I missed him."

Xiang Xue bit the sour and crunchy cabbage with a smile, and replied helplessly: "I'll think about it again."

"Shuaibao is on vacation and I'll pick you up?" Lin Jingniao said eagerly.

Xiang Xue was silent for a while, a rare compromise: "Okay."

Not long after, Lin Jingniao's dinner came out. He felt that the golden yellow and soft custard could be compared with the hot and sour baby food, so he also took a photo and sent it.

"A tie", Xiang Xue replied in seconds.

Lin Jingniao: "..." Xueba is so childish?

After eating and washing the dishes, Xiang Xue proposed to go out for a walk for a while, and Lin Jingniao initiated a video call and asked for a walk together.

Xiang Xue: "..." Childish!

But the complaints belong to the complaints, and you still have to agree if you agree.

At about ten o'clock the next day, Xiang Xue was practicing eating chicken, and Lin Jingniao sent a message: "The second day after leaving my boyfriend, I miss him, miss him, and say important things three times."

Xiang Xue only needs to take a look to know that this person must have just woken up.

Lin Jingniao did just wake up, but he didn't just wake up, he was woken up by Wan Qian's phone call, but before he answered it, the other party hung up.

It's natural to go back, but there are more important things.

"You're awake, Mr. Sun can take care of you." Xiang Xue replied and was about to touch the mouse when a thunderstorm suddenly came into the room...

What else can I do, next game.

Lin Jingniao made a small face with bared teeth, and then said: "I have something to do."

"Well, let's go."

Before Lin Jingniao dialed, Wan Qian called again.

"Hello, Brother Wan", Lin Jingniao answered.

"Just woke up?"

"Yeah," Lin Jingniao admitted with a nod.

Wan Qian: "...Really, you are the person I admire the most, no matter what happens, it won't affect your sleep."

"What happened?" Lin Jingniao asked.

"Looking at Weibo, trending searches, it's not a big deal, I just let you know, don't wait for the popularity to drop and you won't be embarrassed if you don't know it."

Lin Jingniao: "..."

"Okay, thank you, Brother Wan."

Wan Qian said helplessly, "You're welcome, let's go see it."

Lin Jingniao opened Weibo. According to Wan Qian's words, he might be on the hot search again, but he didn't do anything special when he played games yesterday. Why did he get on the hot search?

Out of curiosity, he clicked on Weibo Hot Search List.

No1: More than half of the guessing kings have a guessing rate.

No2: Nanshan college entrance examination composition.

No3: Guess the questions in the big bird live broadcast room.

Lin Jingniao: "?"

Lin Jingniao opened it with trembling hands.

Xiuer: #大鸟直播间##高考# It’s like this. A few days ago, the blogger was a hard-working examinee, and he was getting rid of all distracting thoughts and preparing for the college entrance examination.While studying vigorously, the blogger's little aunt suddenly asked the blogger to watch the live broadcast of the game, how could this work!You must swear to the death!But later I found out that there was a little Xueba brother who was highlighting the key points, so I listened to it.

Anyone who has heard it knows that Xueba's voice is very nice, so the blogger listened to it. As a positive candidate, the blogger circled the important points in Xueba's mouth while listening, and memorized the key points. The following There are pictures as evidence.

Guess what!When the blogger took the exam, he found that he hit all the key points! ! !

Although the blogger is active, he is a scumbag, but this time I feel that there is no case of A, B, or B! ! !

God have mercy on me ah ah ah ah! !

The blogger hereby unilaterally announces that the little brother Xueba will be my father in the future! !

A link to guess the questions is attached, if you don't believe me, you can see for yourself! ! !

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Lin Jingniao: "..."

The comments below are even more varied, mainly because of the name of the blogger.

[Xiu'er, it's really you]

[Xiuer, who let you out? ]

Lin Jingniao flipped through and suddenly remembered the number one hot search...

He went back to the page and clicked on the first one.

Inside is a Weibo of a big V blogger. He said that he saw the Weibo of the blogger Xiuer, and then analyzed it with the test paper and screen recording, and found that the correct rate of guessing questions reached more than 60.00%.Originally, many people thought that the scope of the college entrance examination was so wide, and it was not surprising that the basic guesses were correct. The teacher said that the test would be the same!

But this big V deducted Xiang Xue's random sentence in it, which happened to match the Chinese composition.

Everyone: "..."

Lin Jingniao: "..."

My boyfriend is a little crazy?

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