It's better to be with Xueba than to eat chicken

Lin Jingniao couldn't help laughing twice, and a small number of people in the live broadcast room noticed the host's face, coupled with his sexy laughter, caused a wave of licking the screen frantically.

"He's going to do homework, let's play by ourselves" Lin Jingniao said with a smile, he hasn't heard the word "homework" for many years.

As a scumbag, it was rare for him to laugh at others.

As soon as Lin Jingniao finished speaking, Xiang Shuai sent an invitation, and he nodded quickly.

"Aren't you going to do your homework?" Lin Jingniao asked, didn't this kid really frighten his brother yesterday?

"Brother, you heard me." Xiang Shuai responded, quickly lowered his voice and said cautiously: "I'll play another game, and I'll write it later, it's not difficult anyway."

Lin Jingniao: "...Really, what grade are you in?"

"Fourth grade, I finished my homework, but I have to participate in the Mathematical Olympiad competition at the beginning of school." The voice was aggrieved, as if regretting.

Lin Jingniao glanced at the barrage: "...is it so powerful?"

[Secretly play without telling your brother hahaha]

[The children are so pitiful now, they are so busy during the holidays]

[Forgive a liberal arts student who can't understand the four words Olympiad is not difficult]

[Shuai Bao has worked hard, come on duck! ! ]

[Shuaibao is playing secretly, Brother Niao helps us protect the little milk dog duck! ! ! ]

"Actually, I don't want to go at all. It feels so simple." Xiang Shuai said while jumping off the plane, still soft and aggrieved, like a bun.

Lin Jingniao didn't know what to say, in fact, the words fell into his ears with a feeling of showing off, which caused him strong discomfort, but he is already an adult...

Lin Jingniao knew that he was not qualified to give opinions, so he could only consolation hypocritically: "Simple is good, won't it be good to win a prize?"

"No, I can't eat certificates, and my brother's trophy has nowhere to put it, it's really in the way."

Lin Jingniao: "...?" I have a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not.

He was silent for a while and said, "How old is your brother?"

"My brother? I don't know, my mother said he is about to take the college entrance examination."

"Your brother, you don't even know. Hurry up for the college entrance examination. I'll do the math for you." After speaking, Lin Jingniao began to calculate in his head. He went to school at six years old, six years in elementary school, and dropped out after five years in middle school. Three six one eighteen, One more year of Kindergarten.

5 minutes later.

"Brother, are you ready?"

Lin Jingniao hesitated and said, "Your brother is twenty? Isn't it a bit too big?"

"No! I'm only ten years old, my brother is not that old"

The screen is blurred

[Hahahahahaha]

[Hahahahaha how did the big bird calculate? ]

[Doubt my age, am I really eighteen after I just finished the college entrance examination? ? ? ]

[Bird brother is very strong in mathematics, hahahahaha]

[5 minutes to figure out what the hell hahahaha sneered mercilessly]

Seeing people around, Lin Jingniao shut up and began to shoot seriously.

Xiang Shuai also spotted the person, but the kid didn't pay much attention to it. He was carefully looking at the person while talking.

"How old are you brother?"

Lin Jingniao thought he was asking himself, and was about to speak, when the other party immediately followed up:

"Seventeen, what's wrong?"

Lin Jingniao "bang!" knocked down a person, pricked up his ears, and waited quietly for fishing.

"It's okay, let me ask, have you finished your homework?"

"I can't finish my homework. Sit down. How many people do you have? Hurry up and kill them. After finishing your homework, I will take you to the supermarket."

"Okay, I want to eat potato chips!" Xiang Shuai was very excited.

"That's a good idea." The little brother was very calm and ambiguous to fool him.

Lin Jingniao was itchy in his heart. Xiang Shuai's brother should be very gentle, very sunny, very... A boy wearing a white shirt and white and clean appeared in his mind, but his facial features were not right no matter how he installed them.

Can't imagine.

Lin Jingniao hid on the stairs and killed two people, and Xiang Shuai upstairs also came out after picking up his things.

"My brother is 17 years old," Xiang Shuai said.

"Well, I heard it." Not only did he hear it, but millions of fans also heard it.

[What should I do if my husband is ten years younger than me, wait online, urgent]

[If you can't finish your homework, add one, sobbing and crying]

[Wow, what a Su voice, burst Tim ah ah ah! ! ]

[I was not born when you were born, I am already old when you were born, why don't I have such a little brother this year! ! ! ]

[I'm sixteen, I'm sixteen, I'm sixteen, I'm going to change my account! ! ! ]

[The storm is crying, the little brother is so tender, he dare not make a move]

[I don’t know if it’s too late to give birth to a daughter for Shuaibao~]

[This voice, listening to it can easily make people pregnant ah ah ah! ! ]

[Forget it, I still want to be a more reliable host, Niao Niao, catch my red rose]

[Yes, if you want an anchor, the little brother can just watch it]

[The voice is so good, little brother, let’s learn about it live, you can eat chicken, you can snort! ! ! ]

[Hahahahahahaha I also listen to snoring]

[To be honest, I can't help but want to lick the screen as a man]

The two started running poison, Lin Jingniao glanced at the barrage, and asked casually at the request of fans: "Does your brother play games? Is he busy?"

"My brother is not busy. He just has a lot of homework. He memorizes English and does his homework every day. There are a lot of books." Xiang Shuai paused and said, "He also plays games."

"He also eats chicken?" Lin Jingniao was a little surprised.

"He doesn't eat chicken, he says it's not interesting"

"Then what is he playing? Is he the king?" Lin Jingniao asked.

Xiang Shuai thought for a while and said, "Brother likes Xiao Xiao Le, greedy for snakes, oh, and Sokoban."

Lin Jingniao: "..."

What age games are these?

He said weakly: "Are these interesting?"

"My brother likes it, he said it's educational"

Lin Jingniao: "..." Puzzle?shivering.

The barrage is more active,

[Little brother sounds too foreign, shouldn’t he be called Little Antique? ? ? ]

[Greedy snake actually puzzles! ?When I was a child, I was still stupid when I played every day. Am I hopeless? ]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[I guess my brother is using a Nokia, everyone said, should I change my mobile phone? ? ? ]

[Little brother is ingenious and foreign, hahahaha]

[Little brother, life is meaningless if you don’t eat chicken, if you really can’t do it, let’s check it out live! ]

[Licking the little milk dog, the feeling of being obedient and obedient]

Lin Jingniao didn't want to talk about IQ, so he lay down on the ground quietly to snipe people, but he was knocked down by the sniper after a while. He paused for a long time before saying: "I don't know if I should say something or not."

"What?" Xiang Shuai asked.

The bullet screen is relatively neat.

[explain]

[say chant]

[Bird bird speaks]

[Do you want to drive, come on, come on~]

[Forget about the car, there are children! ! ! ]

"Garbage games ruin my youth, ruin my spirit, waste my money, and hurt my body and mind!" Lin Jingniao finished speaking flatly.

Xiang Shuai laughed hahaha, and then Lin Jingniao was exploded, and he took a look.

No.20 five.

As if being laughed at.

The roses falling on the barrage dazzled, accompanied by overlapping barrages.

The Coke live broadcast has a specific barrage area, so there will not be a situation where the barrage covers the eyes, and there are many microscopes among the tens of millions of fans.

[Ha ha ha ha did you buy the copyright]

[Isn’t this a special term for small fish hahahahaha]

[No. 25 my brother is really good hahaha]

[So bird brother also krypton gold, so coincidentally I also krypton]

[25 hahahaha laughed wildly]

[Xiaxiaole Sokoban to find out, hahahaha]

[Hahahaha brother, how dare you touch Xiaoxiaole, continue to rubbish on the rubbish game!]

[Big Bird needs to be puzzled hahaha]

Lin Jingniao's face was very indifferent, but he sang the song of mmp in his heart, why can't we get over this topic!

He looked around to remind Xiang Shuai of the enemy's direction.

In the end, Xiang Shuai advanced to the top three by himself, but when he entered the circle, he was surrounded by two other people and ate a mouthful of chicken feathers.

Xiang Shuai quit the game to do his homework, Lin Jingniao started solo queue, and most of the tens of millions of fans stayed behind, partly because Yan, who had just met Lin Jingniao, was unwilling to leave, and partly because he wanted to collect dry goods to watch operations.

Lin Jingniao's interest was aroused by Xiang Shuai. He was usually alone and had no one to talk to. Now it was like opening a gate.

"Unexpectedly, the 17-year-old brother doesn't play chicken, so life is very boring?"

"Sure enough, Xueba's brain circuit is not what you and other mortals can expect...you, um, this word can"

"Since it's a puzzle, why don't everyone go back and try it? What if it's true, I'm a little itchy"

After a while, Lin Jingniao couldn't help but speak again:

"The trophies can't be piled up? Is it because the room is too small or because I have too little experience?"

"Have you seen the Olympiad questions for primary school students? Is it really easy?"

"Didn't you say that the society is becoming more and more strict... I have met a family of cheaters, right?"

The barrage is over the screen [hahahahahahaha]

Two hours passed quickly, and in the last 5 minutes, everyone was expressing their reluctance. It was the first time that the live broadcast room was so lively, but Lin Jingniao was so determined that he withdrew.

After exiting the live broadcast room, Lin Jingniao moved his wrist and waist, then rubbed his buttocks.

He is also a strange person, if he can lie on the bed without moving for a whole day, if he is asked to sit and do something, he will not be honest and insists on moving.

At this moment, I felt that the flesh on my buttocks was so stiff that it was about to merge with the stool.

He hadn't been active for a while when the phone rang.

It's an incoming call, which is strange, it's been a long time since his phone rang.

Lin Jingniao walked over in three steps and two steps, it was the manager's call.

The anchors all have economic people, but there are too many monks in the live broadcast of Coke, and one manager will bring several anchors. The managers of Lin Jingniao and Xiao Yu were only temporary, and they were thrown to a newcomer not long after.

He didn't have any grades, and his agent didn't care much about him.

He hesitated to answer the phone, "Hello?"

"Hey, Big Bird, have you been on Weibo yet?" The manager is Wan Qian, two years older than him, graduated from a famous university, and is still a professional. He didn't look down on Lin Jingniao because of his low education. After all, the anchor's education That's the average level.

Wan Qian is a decent person and respects Lin Jingniao. He has brought Lin Jingniao with him since he graduated from university. Although the relationship between the two is not good, it is not bad. It's just that Lin Jingniao is relatively stable in everything, so they don't have much contact with each other.

Lin Jingniao was a little strange: "Not yet, I'll see if the screen recording has been uploaded later"

"Then you don't know yet?" Wan Qian asked bitterly.

"Know what?" Lin Jingniao suddenly remembered that when the live broadcast started, everyone said that the live broadcast room was popular.

Wan Qian's words were also quick: "You're popular, you know, and it's still trending on Weibo"

"True or not?" Lin Jingniao's first reaction was this.

Wan Qian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "In short, be careful with your words and deeds in the future, don't say the wrong thing, you also know that in the anchor business, the most taboo is talking nonsense."

"Well, I know." Lin Jingniao turned serious.

Xu Shi usually puts Lin Jingniao at ease, but Wan Qian has nothing to explain right now, so he urged him to go see it quickly, and then hung up the phone.

Lin Jingniao unplugged the charger, walked slowly to the sofa and looked at Weibo.

The first one is a star’s birthday, the second one is #大鸟直播间#, and the third one is #大鸟主演吃鸡打兴子#

Lin Jingniao was startled, the third sentence didn't look like a good word, he held his breath and clicked on it.

At the top is an edited video, from matching Xiang Shuai, Xiang Shuai gave him equipment to Xiang Shuai cursing and apologizing, all the places where Xiang Shuai was included were cut.

Including Brother Xiang Shuai's criticism, and the last sentence to ask Xiang Shuai to drink medicine.

Generally speaking, it is not malicious, but it uses Brother Xiang Shuai and Xiang Shuai as examples, calling on parents to educate their children well, and children should also dare to recognize mistakes.

This incident was so typical that many popular public accounts began to repost it and flaunt it, so it became popular.

Lin Jingniao read it twice, the blogger is not bad, he didn't cut Xiang Shuai's name into it, and his screen recording lasted for two hours, so not many people would watch it.

Lin Jingniao deleted his screen recording, and then forwarded the video to thank the blogger and fans who watched it, hoping that everyone can protect their children's lives from being disturbed.

As soon as the Weibo was posted, there were hundreds of comments and dozens of reposts.

The phone kept ringing, Lin Jingniao was shocked when he saw it, he gained more than 30 followers, and he only had more than 5000 followers before, and they were all passers-by.

Speaking of which, he was also in the favor of Shuai Xiang, and the blogger cut all his comforting words to Shuai Xiang.

Returning to the trending search interface, Lin Jingniao had no intention of scrolling down, but accidentally glanced at the tenth trending search #大鸟叫爸爸#

What the hell is this! ! ?

It turned out that after the big bird live broadcast room became popular, this year's netizens actively followed Weibo, Coke, and learned about the entanglement between fish and birds by the way, and the Weibo that was just posted not long ago also became popular.

The main reason is that the two of them didn't explain the phrase "father", which is really suitable for brainstorming.

Lin Jingniao found out after looking through the trending searches. Maybe in two days, Yuniao CP fans will probably plan to drive another big car.

He hated... no use.

I can only give Xiao Yu a big meal next time I go out, and I will use real meat to make up for my ethereal face.

He just suffered a small loss.