It's better to be with Xueba than to eat chicken

Xiang Shuai ignored him all the time.

Lin Jingniao was a little worried, but didn't know what to do.I want to talk to Xiang Xue, but I feel that it is a big deal, and it is not impossible for people not to go online.

But what if something goes wrong?

In order to prevent this eventuality, Lin Jingniao decided to be annoying.

He first dug out WeChat, and felt that Xiang Xue might not read WeChat; so he prepared to make a phone call, thinking that it would be inconvenient if someone was in class.

Finally, open the text message. It seems that no one has used this function except 10086?

"Is Shuai Bao busy today? Why hasn't he been online? Is there any problem?" Lin Jingniao asked in deliberation.

"It's okay, maybe the neighbor took him out to play." Xiang Xue came back quickly.

After getting the answer, Lin Jingniao didn't dare to call him back for fear of disturbing his study.

"123****5678, the neighbor's phone number, if you are worried about anything, you can ask them," Xiang Xue followed closely.

Li Fang used up all his brain cells at the end of the last semester before he was eligible to enter Class A. It is said that his father even invited the head teacher to have a meal. Before the start of school, he never thought that the meal would be so powerful, so he was sent directly to the idol. In front of him, he sat with Xiang Xue.

Xiangxue, that is Xiangxue, No.1 in the city and No.2 in the province. His grades in the first and second grades of senior high school are top-notch, and he has consistently ranked first in all subjects all year round.

Even if he chose literature for the second grade of high school, he crushed all the science students before the exam. At that time, he heard that the science students were going to beat him, but he didn't know why they didn't fight.

Maybe it was the charm of personality that influenced everyone?

However, Xiang Xue's lowest score in each test is now 2 points behind No.[-]. According to the head teacher's prediction, he may become the number one head teacher.

Terrible, really terrible.

Such a powerful person... even playing with his mobile phone in class!

Xiang Xue glanced at his new deskmate lightly, put down his phone calmly and raised his hands and stood up: "Teacher, the standard answer can be obtained by keeping four decimal places in the fifth step."

The math teacher, who was obsessed with calculating the slight difference between the answer and the standard answer, smiled at him with satisfaction and motioned him to sit down.Immediately afterwards, he put on a straight face and urged the other students to count quickly.

Li Fang's heart of admiration spontaneously arose, and a pair of stars stared at the same table.

When Xiang Xue sat down, he caught a glimpse, and was a little worried. This deskmate looked a little silly, how could the teacher take care of him?

Lin Jingniao immediately called the neighbor, and the person who answered the phone was a sweet female voice, who should be the neighbor's sister that Xiang Shuai mentioned.

"Hello"

"Hello"

"I'm Xiang Xue's friend. Xiang Xue can't get in touch with Xiang Shuai. He's busy right now, so he asked me to ask, is his brother at your house?" Lin Jingniao read while holding the written manuscript.

He originally wanted to directly reveal his identity, but he was afraid of being regarded as a liar, and he was also afraid that the neighbors would think that Xiang Xue didn't believe that there was a rift between them, so he finally thought of this argument.

"Shuai Shuai is not at my house, I'll show you now, okay, don't hang up first." The neighbor sister was very enthusiastic.

"Okay, thank you"

"fine"

Lin Jingniao heard the sound of the other party opening and closing the door, and then the doorbell rang. He couldn't help but bring himself in, imagining what Xiang's house looked like.

But soon, "Sister!" Shuai Bao's always excited voice sounded, interrupting his fantasy of a garden in the sky.

"Hey, what is Shuai Shuai doing at home? Why can't your brother contact you?" The neighbor sister asked softly.

"I'm doing my homework, I'm not online"

"Okay, come on, tell your brother."

Lin Jingniao was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized that he was going to pass out so soon?

"Brother! I'm at home, I'm doing my homework" Xiang Shuai shouted into the phone.

Lin Jingniao remained silent, not knowing what to do.

"Brother?" Xiang Shuai called again.

"Cough, um, Shuai Bao" Lin Jingniao swallowed and reluctantly replied.

But Xiang Shuai immediately replied, "Who are you?"

"I'm your elder brother Lin," Lin Jingniao replied.

"Oh, are you okay?"

Lin Jingniao sensitively sensed that Xiang Shuai's tone had cooled down, and felt inexplicably flustered and a little disappointed, but right now he still hesitated and answered seriously.

"You've been away, I'm a little worried, as long as you have nothing to do, you can do your homework"

This is the first time the two of them talked on the phone. The games are all about games, and the q|q chats are all text, and they don't know the tone, or Xiang Shuai has always disliked him?

Could it be that Xiang Xue doesn't like him either, Xiang Xue seldom speaks when the two talk, and his tone is very cold.

"Well, I'm going to do my homework, finish all my homework, I'm mad at you!" Xiang Shuai yelled angrily, and then hung up the phone quickly.

The neighbor sister who looked puzzled and Lin Jingniao who looked confused were left behind.

"?"

"!!!"

"Liangliang, it's over, it must have been exposed," Lin Jingniao whispered to himself.

This must be because his snitching has been found out, Shuai Bao is angry?

Xiang Shuai guessed it, saw it, or Xiang Xue said it?

Being caught as a thief, although Lin Jingniao was weak, he laughed, feeling relieved.

At least if Xiang Xue disagrees with Xiang Shuai's approach, he doesn't have to feel guilty.

******

"Hey?"

"Hey, Xiao Yu," Lin Jingniao said.

"Why do you remember me? Your little brother ignores you?" The two have been official CPs for many years, and of course the other half's life must be followed at all times.

Lin Jingniao was puzzled: "...what is my little brother?"

"You don't know, why can't you look at your phone more? I don't ask you to be a low-headed person, but don't be as good as the one just released?" Xiao Yu did his best to consolidate his CP character set by the poisonous queen, "You Recently, there is an extra CP fan group, the name is Niaoming, I didn’t say it, it’s really ugly enough, are you sure it’s not a black fan?”

"When did you come out?" Lin Jingniao quietly listened to him.

"I don't know, it must be recently, it's you and your little brother Xueba, eh? Is there a generation gap between your Xueba and you? Otherwise, you can remember me? You can't remember without this Xueba before. I" Xiao Yu complained.

Lin Jingniao smiled, and shot back: "What generation gap, how can there be a generation gap! I don't discuss language, math, English, physics, chemistry, and life with him. I'm serious. Do you know how to coax a child?"

Xiao Yu was happy, and smiled narrowly: "I know how to coax girls, do you need it?"

"Get out, be serious" Lin Jingniao's tone was filled with endless melancholy.

"Tell me in detail what happened first," Xiao Yu was curious.

Lin Jingniao started talking about it in detail from yesterday's live broadcast, interspersed with his thoughts on taking care of children, his incomprehensible grievances, and the sadness and sadness after being complained.

Xiao Yu: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Stop laughing, is there a way!" Lin Jingniao urged, knowing that this person had no good intentions.

Xiao Yu immediately calmed down, and refused solemnly: "No"

"hurry up!"

"Call Dad" Xiao Yu smiled triumphantly.

Lin Jingniao got angry and hung up the phone in a rage, calling a ghost, and calling his mother Weibo can be verified!

Before he had a clue, a road was missing, Lin Jingniao was very worried.

He knows that there is no charter for doing things, and he often looks confused when encountering problems. He only knows to bear his own responsibilities, and the specific solutions are determined by others.

Because of this, Lin Jingniao doesn't like to go out, doesn't like to change, doesn't like all troublesome and risky things, even if it's boring and boring day after day.

No one can help him now, and it must be impossible to go with the flow in the past.

Lin Jingniao is very worried now, but there is nothing he can do. His brain has been rusted for too long, so it is naturally not easy to think about it.

His mind was empty, he thought about getting the rust out of his mind first, and then wanted to ask someone else.

That new million followers has some useful lessons.

It's just that everyone may know who he is asking as soon as he opens his mouth.

Lin Jingniao may not be good at solving serious matters, but some things are still very simple in his opinion, such as dumping the pot!

The sudden and unexpected additional broadcast, fans have arrived one after another, and they are very excited about this additional broadcast.

I don't know if Big Bird is going to save his IQ again.

******

The number of "Hello everyone" was almost the same, Lin Jingniao greeted everyone with a faint smile, perfectly hiding his melancholy.

[Bird brother is good! ]

[good morning big bird]

[Hi brother, what are you playing today? ? ]

[Do you want to pick Xiaoxiaole again, bro? ]

"I won't pick Xiaoxiaole this time, I'll just play here to practice my brain, and I have a few questions to ask you guys along the way," Lin Jingniao said with a faint smile.

[What's the problem? Mathematics or English or Chinese? ? ? ]

[Ask brother, I will know everything! ]

[Brother, ask, ask, ask! ! ! ]

[Looking forward to ing! ]

"Let's play a game first, and ask later"

At [-]:[-], it was rare for the teacher to end get out of class on time, and half of the classmates ran away in a hurry, including his deskmate who was always in a daze.

Xiang Xue doesn't like crowding around to buy food, and he only leaves 8 minutes after class ends. During this time, the third year of senior high school has bought meals and is almost finished, while the second year of senior high school is still 2 minutes away from get out of class.

It was the same today, he sat on his seat and calculated the math exercises given out by the teacher when he left, the class was noisy, there were loudly laughing boys playing games in the back, and the two always excited girls in front kept muttering, From time to time, he made uncontrollable cries, which showed his excitement.

It was almost 58 minutes, Xiang Xue cleared the table and was about to go to eat. The girl in front suddenly grabbed the sleeves of the same table and exclaimed: "Big Bird is live! He added it again. Let me tell you that the last time he added it was very funny. "

Xiang Xue couldn't help but look at her.

Immediately afterwards, the girl seemed to notice the self-scholar's attention, suddenly felt guilty, and silently lowered her voice.

Xiang Xue sat firmly in his seat, and when the time passed by nine minutes, the bell rang for the end of get out of class in the second year of high school, and thousands of troops passed by downstairs noisyly.

"The last time Big Bird added Xiao Xiao Le, when there were more than 100 levels, he said that if he can pass three levels in a row, we will not allow us to call him a scumbag."

"Did you win in the end?"

"No, he is a scheming bird. He almost led us into the pit. After going around for a while, he thought it was two out of three rounds at first."

"It's started, it's started"

Xiang Xue poked his head slightly, wanting to see Lin Jingniao's live broadcast from the gap between the two of them.

But the friendship of girls is very sticky, and they always wish they could be merged into one, and there is no gap in every corner.

Xiang Xue hesitated and pressed the soft flesh on his fingertips, and finally reached out and poked the shoulder of the girl in front of him.

"Xiang Xue, what's the matter with you?" The girl asked curiously, this person will definitely not come to ask questions.

"Are you watching the live broadcast of the game anchor Big Bird? Can you show me?" Xiang Xue expressed as clearly as possible.

"Okay, you follow him too." The two girls separated, and the earphones were pulled out.

Xiang Xue did not answer.

"Your brother Yu, he called me today to learn from the scriptures, and asked me what to do if I pissed off the child. How do I know what to do, so I came to ask you." After finishing the sentence, the phone made an excellent voice of "excellent".

Xiang Xue remembered the "fish and bird" that he accidentally saw before

"Who is Xiaoyu?" The female deskmate asked very forcefully.

"Big bird's good friend is also a game anchor, and it is said that he is also very handsome. They have a fish and bird CP fan, and the group is very large, but I am a bird called CP." The girl quickly gave Amway to the two.

"During the summer vacation, Big Bird matched a very cute kid. The kid's elder brother has a very nice voice and is very crisp. Now he often appears in Big Bird's live broadcast room, so there is a bird named CP."

"In the beginning it was actually called Bird Sound, but everyone joked about it, and then it became Bird Sound, which is fun, right?"

Xiang Xue: "...What is CP?"

The girl froze for a moment, then her old face blushed, and she hesitated and said, "Uh...then what, how should I put it, just treat the two as a pair"

Xiang Xue had some doubts: "..." Two men, forget it.

Seeing the girl blushing, he felt that the girl was probably too embarrassed to speak up, so he thought considerately, he could check it out by himself later, there was no need to force her to ask.

"Is the little brother mentioned in the barrage the child's brother?" The female deskmate was a little interested, asking one after another.

"Well, I recited words in the live broadcast room a few days ago, and the voice is very nice."

"How nice, what sound?"

"I don't know how to describe it, it's very clear, but it's different from the boy's voice, it's very magnetic, and neither is the Qingshu's uncle's voice, just..." The girl struggled and didn't know how to describe it, and suddenly remembered something, He suddenly turned his head to look at Xiang Xue.

Xiang Xue's heart skipped a beat.

"Xueba, can you say a word?"

"What?" Xiang Xue replied calmly.

"Oh my God, I didn't say that, but I really do, just like Xiang Xue's voice." The girl said to the tablemate in surprise, "And the little brother is also a top student, the kind that is very powerful..."

The girl didn't dare to think about it, she stared at Xiang Xue with longing and trance in her eyes.

"You think too much." Xiang Xue replied calmly, and then looked at a small screen lightly. .

Lin Jingniao passed another level, and fans gave a lot of opinions, such as candy, models, and amusement parks, most of them cannot be used by him.

Many people also asked about the specific process and suggested specific solutions to specific issues.

"Then what, you Brother Yu made a small report and even let the child bump into him. He wanted to ask you, but he probably couldn't get rid of that face. Now the child goes home to school, is far away, and ignores others. Here's to you Brother Yu was so worried that he couldn't sleep," Lin Jingniao calmly dismissed the blame.

Xiang Xue felt that something was wrong.

How can elementary school start so early?

Lin Jingniao said today that Xiang Shuai ignored him...

Xiang Shuai is not close to him.

"How big is it? It's probably in elementary school. In junior high school, it's probably solved by a beating." Lin Jingniao looked at the barrage and smiled playfully.

Xiang Xue kept staring at him, sharp-eyed and noticed that the man was slightly dodging the camera when he spoke, and his eyes were fluttering. This is obviously not something a professional anchor can do.

Is he lying, is he lying in elementary school, or has he been lying since the beginning?

******

During half an hour of lunch, I wasted my life in the big bird live broadcast room.

For Xiang Xue, this is unheard of.

But after Lin Jingniao went live, his mobile phone received countless bombardments. Xiao Yu went from ridicule to anger, and finally lost his temper.

"What you made up is really similar, you really experienced it yourself."

"I learned from you" Lin Jingniao laughed and fell on the sofa. This is true, every time the two line up in duo, Xiao Yu would throw the blame on him whenever something happened.

"You can't beat me, crazy laugh.jpg"

"How to say?" Lin Jingniao was curious about where his confidence came from.

Xiao Yu: "You will know when you upload the screen recording"

"Then I won't upload it this time." Lin Jingniao replied decisively, his mind was very bright.

Xiaoxiaole is really a puzzle!

Xiao Yu: "...you will lose me sooner or later"

"never owned"

"Thin and ungrateful, skittish, ungrateful, pigs and dogs are not as good as dogs, Chen Shimei is reborn, Pan Jinlian is reborn, holding Luodai empty, looking back and hating Yiyi"

"...I don't understand, I don't understand, I'm sorry, goodbye"

Lin Jingniao put his face on the sofa, shrugged his shoulders, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances, he gasped sharply, worrying that the witnesses would cry.

But anyone who knows him well knows that he just couldn't breathe from laughing...

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