It's better to be with Xueba than to eat chicken

It is midsummer, and around one o'clock is the beginning of an afternoon, and it is also the time when the temperature in summer is the most saturated.

The world is like a huge steam oven, everyone is looking for a cooler place, but the sweat on Lin Jingniao's body has already wet his entire back.

A breeze blew in from outside the window, and he felt very cold.

Lin Jingniao twisted his back uncomfortably, but the movements of his hands were not slow at all.

The sound of the keyboard was not loud, but the frequency was very fast. It didn't take long for the people guarding the circle to be shot, and they didn't even know where the murderer was.

Lin Jingniao lay on the ground and moved forward. Another person spotted him, but he was caught in seconds before he could set up his gun.

□□ Killed by one arrow.

□□In PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, it is called death by one arrow. As long as the fourth-level head has not appeared, no armor can block it. It is an excellent weapon for close combat.

The old god Lin Jingniao got up and stepped into the circle.

There are four more people, and they will soon reach the final battle circle.

Lin Jingniao checked his backpack. There were enough first aid kits and drinks. Except for two car overturns on the road, his blood volume was almost never lost, and a bottle of drinks could fill it up.

There was a group of stones next to it, Lin Jingniao sat down on the spot and started replenishing blood.

While drinking a delicious drink, there were chaotic gunshots not far away. Lin Jingniao listened with bated breath. There happened to be three sounds, 98K, M24 and mini.

It should be three other people, no, it should be two people, the one from M24 fell down.

The other two are probably also guarding the circle, and they may have cooperated.

Although it is a solo queue, there are unwritten rules in the game that the two can cooperate. In the end, if both of them are alive, they will explode themselves with thunder, and the system says whoever eats the chicken will be the one.

Lin Jingniao crouched behind the stone, hung the gun behind his back, and got the mini ready.

Although he likes guns, he is too slow to change arrows. If the two really cooperate, he may not be able to bear it.

The poisonous circle narrowed again, and the three of them were not in the circle.

The two ran up, and there were two soft sounds on the grass.

Lin Jingniao moved his ears, made an estimate, stood up and immediately took aim, and fired a few shots to kill one while walking around. The other was not far away, and fired several shots at Lin Jingniao indiscriminately.

Even though there was no sign of Lin Jingniao's movement, half of his blood was knocked out.

As a result, one fell, he turned around, reloaded, aimed and fired in an instant, and the opponent had already fallen to the ground when the poisonous circle moved over to eat his last trace of blood.

Good luck, have chicken tonight.

A drop of sweat hit the collar and was quickly absorbed by the pure cotton T-shirt.

Lin Jingniao leaned on the stool and wiped his sweat, feeling a burst of despair.

It's fucking hot too.

You can't live without the air conditioner.

At this time, the chicken eating page that has not been skipped is a bit ironic.

So what if you eat chicken, so what if you play well, it's not like you don't have fans!

******

Lin Jingniao has had a miserable life recently because he has no money.

Not turning on the air conditioner is just a small attempt of his: Can you save a little more.

But the answer is already out, no.He got up desperately to get the remote control to turn on the air conditioner.

Lin Jingniao is a game anchor, he walks in a low-key style, and he is on the technical side, and he also used his personal experience to break a lot of popular tweets. What anchors earn hundreds of thousands of millions a month, It's all bullshit!

Except when he received 200 million when he signed the contract, he has never seen a monthly income starting with [-]!

The phone in his pocket vibrated twice.

Lin Jingniao took it out and looked at it. It was the bank information. The mortgage has been automatically deducted successfully. By the way, he told him thoughtfully that there was still 1.11 yuan left in the balance.

Back then, the signing of the live broadcast was because of Lin’s mother’s illness. The operation was done, but he didn’t get off the operating table. The rest of the money, Lin Jingniao, found a suite in the suburbs, paid a down payment, and became a glorious realtor ever since. slave.

The air conditioner slowly blew out a cool wind, "Huh~" Lin Jingniao stood beside the air conditioner, holding his mobile phone and let out a long breath.

Then he leaned aside, flipped through the address book against the cool wind, and made a call after a while.

"Yo, rare customer." The voice on the other end of the phone was calm and energetic, and to put it bluntly, it was Lang.

"Hey, Xiao Yu" Lin Jingniao was a little discouraged, he didn't want to borrow money, but he couldn't live happily anymore.

"What's the matter, big bird, so sad?" Xiao Yu is also a game anchor named Xiaoyu. He will raise his voice during the live broadcast. It's hard to say that it's not good.

When Lin Jingniao was still in the competitive circle, he happened to double row with him, and later the two became friends. He was able to sign Coke with such a high signing fee, all thanks to Xiao Yu.

"Do you have any extra money?" Lin Jingniao asked.

"Yes, tell me how much you want." Xiao Yu was very straightforward.

Lin Jingniao breathed a sigh of relief: "One thousand... just one thousand."

"Okay, tell Dad to transfer immediately," Xiao Yu said with a smile.

"You fucking..."

"Weibo"

"Fuck, wait, when you hug your thigh and call Dad!" Even though he knew that Xiao Yu was doing it for his own good, Lin Jingniao still held his breath.

"Let's talk about it then," Xiao Yu laughed.

Lin Jingniao switched to Weibo, raised his heavy arm, and comforted himself while posting: Although the man has gold under his knees, he didn't say that his subordinates have it, right?

Little Bird: Dad@大鱼XXL

"Alipay transferred it to you. We will come out to play together in two days. I'm going to get moldy lying at home." Xiao Yu took the opportunity to make a request. In many cases, lazy people are more difficult to hire than bosses.

"I'm playing tricks on you!" Lin Jingniao replied angrily.

"You really have a strong taste. I don't play ghosts, but if you have to play, I can give up my life to accompany the gentleman, come~"

It would be exciting for Yuniao CP fans to hear this, Lin Jingniao thought.

The two exchanged a few words, and finally ended with Lin Jingniao backing down.

After all, he is the patron, so he still has to give face.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Jingniao opened Alipay, Xiao Yu transferred [-], and also specially noted that [-] was for Dad.

"I've said all the words, and I won't pay back the money." Borrowing money, taking advantage of it is not enough to pay back!

"If you don't pay it back, you're a real son. It's only natural for a father to give money to his son. It's okay, don't pay it back, don't pay it back," Xiao Yu replied in seconds.

Lin Jingniao: "..."

Forget it, after all, they spent money.

With money in hand, he has confidence in his heart. Lin Jingniao is in a much better mood, and the time is almost up, and he can start the live broadcast.

Coke Live is an app that mainly focuses on live broadcasting of games. There are also other talented anchors, but very few, and game anchors are plentiful, with a mix of bigwigs and rookies.

When signing the contract back then, Lin Jingniao was unwilling to disclose his background and had no fan base. Although Xiao Yu had brought him a few times and had a few waves of fans, but maybe he was not born to eat this bowl of rice, and he has always been popular. stand up.

What's more, his live broadcast time is set from [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m., which is when everyone is busy, so it is horrible.

After three years of live broadcasting, there are only more than 5000 regular fans on Weibo. It is estimated that most of them are boys, the kind who just watch the operation and don't spend money.

And this person is also carrying a monthly mortgage of [-].

According to Xiao Yu, it was already a miracle that he survived.

The past two months have been fine. During the summer vacation, this point is the time when the idle children are at their leisure.

Lin Jingniao is a lone ranger, he spends most of the time in solo queue, and occasionally duo with Xiaoyu or friends from the club, but today he is quite interested and plans to randomly queue with one person.

The match was quick, the other party's name was Xiang Shuai, and the other party spoke when Lin Jingniao was choosing a character.

"Can you turn on the mic, can you hear me?" The soft and waxy voice, ear test... not very old.

[Elementary school students! ? ]

[Big Bird was randomly matched for the first time, so bad? ]

[As if the ending has been predicted, eat melon ing]

[Wow, primary school student, do you still remember that fish on that day of that year hahaha]

[Les Miserables, online solo broadcast? ? ]

Lin Jingniao was also a little speechless. The creature of elementary school students is indeed terrifying.

Xiaoyu met in a random duo before, and that elementary school student was also funny, picking up things the whole time, throwing them away when they couldn't fit in his backpack, throwing them and then picking them up, one person stowed four magnification mirrors, and then snatched Xiaoyu's equipment and gave them to Xiaoyu. Not fishy.

He reckoned that the child that Xiao Yu matched might be poor, but he hoped that he could meet a smart child.

"Yes, it's on," Lin Jingniao said.

His voice was nothing special, just an ordinary man's voice, not pleasant to say the least, but not unpleasant either.

Lin Jingniao is very handsome, so the live broadcast was with the camera on, and he had a large number of fans at the beginning, but later he was too reticent, many people found it boring, and the big screen was mainly the game interface, he only had a little corner.

"You dance, I'll follow you" Lin Jingniao spoke first.

He is a lazy person, and most of the double row will follow others to go with the flow.

"Okay, which one is better to dance, school? Let's go to P city, I'm going to dance to P city" Xiang Shuai looked at the same softly and softly.

"Row"

Although most of the people who pay attention to Lin Jingniao are boys who like dry goods, but after all, the value of appearance is here, and the number of passerby girls is also considerable, and the attention of girls is always easy to go astray.

Now the barrage has been brushed up, more than before.

[Wow, so cute, I want to kiss]

[Bird brother, the task is difficult, we must protect our little milk dog]

[Give you roses, please take good care of the children]

[It sounds so soft, let the little milk dog run away, Brother Bird's conscience doesn't hurt? ? ? ]

Lin Jingniao glanced at the barrage, many people were buying gifts, he replied in a good mood: "My conscience is as stable as an old dog"

[My God, did I hear wrongly, Brother Bird spoke? ]

[Hey, I can understand bird language! ]

[Brother Bird can also joke, maybe I just woke up and haven’t come out of the dream yet? ]

Lin Jingniao didn't speak this time, but he couldn't stop complaining in his heart: What he said was wrong, it's not that I didn't explain it, it seemed that I was not doing my job properly.

Congratulations, you are happy to speak a foreign language, and I don't charge for it.

Girl or guy?Dreaming about me is not a good sign.

Lin Jingniao himself is not a dull person, but most of the time he is afraid that he is playing the game seriously and accidentally says something that shouldn't be said.

After all, in the anchor industry, most of the troubles come from the mouth.

"There is a quadruple mirror, you can use it first," the elementary school student said again.

Before Lin Jingniao could refuse, the pupil ran away again.

The barrage laughed wildly, but it was not aimed at Lin Jingniao.

[Little brother is really sensible]

[Little brother is so good]

[Can't help but think of the little fish thousands of miles away, shedding tears of sympathy hahaha]

[Little fish, let’s see again, hahaha, does my heart ache?]

[Xiaoyu: I am not envious at all, smiling]

Most of his fans knew that he had a good relationship with Xiaoyu, and now they brought it up, Lin Jingniao couldn't help laughing.

Just when I was recalling the past, Xiaoyu suddenly appeared on the barrage: 44444 little red flowers were rewarded, which shows that I am depressed.

Lin Jingniao let out a muffled laugh, and read out: "Thank you Xiaoyu Dasheng for the four four four four four little red flowers"

[hahahahahaha]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is 440]

[Little fish is going to get angry, are you going to kill everyone at night]

[Will Xiaoyu play in the next round, come on, come on~~]

[Am I the only one who hears Big Bird's sexy laugh? ? ? ]

Next, Lin Jingniao was ready to play the game well, and didn't watch the barrage much.

But Xiang Shuai has a lot to say,

"There's a guy over there, at an angle of about 35° to the northeast," very professional.

"I'm going to grab the airdrop", take the lead.

"Do you want a miniature? Did I give you an [-]x mirror? This is a great sniper." He humbly backed down.

"Give me the M24, I like to use that", informal.

He really meets a bright elementary school student.

[This primary school student is really a thief]

[Are the current primary school students so against the sky? ? ? ]

[The little fish cries like a storm! ]

The two worked well together, one was positive and the other was a lazy donkey, so it was a perfect fit.

The poison circle came, Lin Jingniao zoomed in on the screen, found a car not far away, and went straight.

As for Xiang Shuai, he was confronted head-on as soon as he left the house.

The calm primary school student finally panicked, lying on the ground and yelling: "Brother, don't kill me, I'll give you all the equipment" while yelling and throwing the equipment.

The barrage continued hahahahaha.

But the man reloaded the gun cruelly, Lin Jingniao couldn't save the fire from far away, so he could only sigh and die.

No matter how smart elementary school students are, they are still young after all, and their endurance and tolerance are not as good as rational adults.Xiang Shuai mumbled a few times, as if he had left so much good equipment and didn't use it, and blamed the other party for taking the equipment and killing people, the voice of muttering became louder.

And there was a tendency to get more and more angry as he thought about it, and cursed loudly in the team.

"My lord, I just picked up the [-]x lens"

"My third-level head, motherfucker"

"I've given you all the equipment, and you're still fucking shooting guns"

The barrage was silent for a while and then turned the wind direction,

[If someone kills you, you can also get the equipment, the brat is so unreasonable]

[Are the children nowadays so unqualified, disgusting]

[How can there be no winning or losing when playing games, are children so fragile now?]

[No quality at all, just thought it was a good thing, blinded my dog's eyes]

[Blind dog eyes plus one]

Lin Jingniao was also a little helpless. To be honest, he was quite annoyed by this kind of person.

But now in his live broadcast room, he can only appease.

"It's okay, don't be angry, I'll avenge you later." As soon as he finished speaking, Xiang Shuai yelled at him,

"Xiang Shuai!"

"What did I say, can you starve to death if you eat less chicken!"

"Let me hear it again, you don't want to touch the computer for a month!"

The voice is loud and magnetic, so that the feeling of sternness is even stronger; but the age seems to be young, the voice is quite immature, and the intonation seems to be raised, as if with a hook.

Lin Jingniao was stunned for a while, and the barrage was also silent.

"I was wrong, I didn't do it on purpose." Xiang Shuai looked aggrieved and choked up, as if he was about to cry, and the listeners couldn't help feeling uncomfortable.

"Then now?" The other party's voice softened, and it sounded better. Lin Jingniao felt itchy in his heart, and wanted to partner with this person in duo.

"I apologize, and apologize in full voice."

"Okay, sorry, I'm listening."

Not long after, Lin Jingniao saw that the other party turned on all voices.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have scolded people just now, especially the one who blasted me, you are amazing, I'm sorry."

The eerie and calm barrage suddenly exploded, accompanied by countless gifts.

[Ah ah ah, I feel my ears are pregnant, I can't help screaming]

[This little brother's voice is too nice! !!]

[Sure enough, this little brother is not like that kind of rubbish]

[I was whipped by my mother for suddenly screaming, but I still want to scream~]

[Forgive me, my little brother knows his mistakes and can correct them, he dares to act, that's great! ! ]

[Little brother’s voice is really nice, does little brother eat chicken? Check out the live broadcast]

[Parents' education is really important, such parents are really rare now]

[The moment the little brother opened his mouth, I seemed to be in love]

[Little brother, do you eat chicken? Check it out live! ! ! ]

Lin Jingniao comforted Xiang Shuai while watching the barrage,

"It's okay, I'll avenge you later"

Xiang Shuai didn't quit, but watched the battle for him, his voice was a little low: "It's okay, I'm sorry, I'm sick and my head hurts, and it's so fast, I'm not so bad usually."

"And I let you hear it just now, I scolded in our team, I forgot you, I'm sorry"

It turned out that I just wanted to vent, not curse people maliciously, and the kind fans chose to forgive.

"It's okay, was it your father just now?" Lin Jingniao couldn't help asking.

"Hey hey hey, that's my brother", Xiang Shuai laughed twice, choked up slightly, he could hear that he was not very interested.

"Well", of course he knew it wasn't his father, but he just dared to ask because of a guilty conscience.

It's unreasonable for young ladies to feel sorry for someone. Many people began to swipe for gifts frantically, but it's a pity that they got to Lin Jingniao.

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