"...I can explain it." Huo Nian set up a pick-and-roll position in case his wife suddenly punched him.
The night was full of lascivious voices. Zhang Ying, who had successfully had sex in the bridal chamber, was held in Huo Zisu's arms and was constantly being demanded, and she raised her neck and groaned unbearably.
Zhang Feng stared dumbfounded for a while, then stretched out his finger: "That's...you wrote it?"
Huo Nian swallowed hard.
"What the hell..." Zhang Feng almost blurted out "what a magical pose", but fortunately he changed his words halfway and almost bit his tongue.
Huo Nian licked the corner of his mouth, and peeked at Zhang Feng's expression: "This... I can't help it, you understand."
"I know what a ghost?!" Zhang Feng was even more stunned, "Why should I know this kind of thing?!"
"No, I mean... I originally wrote this for YY..." So how could it be possible to clear the water to the end?
Zhang Feng was speechless for a long time, and he didn't know if he had adapted to this guy's way of thinking, or something else, but he didn't feel a bit disgusted in his heart, but a little funny.
Especially this magical 3D movie, what a mess.
"Do you read it every time before wearing it?" Zhang Feng couldn't help asking.
"Hmm..." So you know how uncomfortable it is for me to hold back?If I hold on any longer, I should have a problem.
Seeing Huo Nian's miserable look, Zhang Feng wanted to laugh a little: "It seems that the treatment is not the same. I just wear it when it's dark and when it's bright. You still have a VIP box here."
Huo Nian: "..."
Huo Nian felt a little strange: "Aren't you angry?"
Zhang Feng didn't bother to look at him: "Why are you angry? Angry that Zhang Ying is having sex with Huo Zisu? My husband who got married through legitimate legal channels... Husband, what does it matter to me?"
Huo Nian breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly hugged his wife. The body in his arms was real and warm, which made him reluctant to let go.
"But don't let any magical world view appear again," Zhang Feng added, "The three views are too weird, I can't stand it."
Huo Nian nodded hurriedly: "It's gone, it's just this one."
Zhang Feng hesitated for a moment, then frowned and asked, "Then in the end... Zhang Ying...?"
Huo Nian was stunned, and realized what his daughter-in-law wanted to ask: "Dragon and phoenix twins are all alphas, but female alphas are even rarer!"
Zhang Feng: "..." Still twins?
This feeling is also indescribably complicated, Zhang Feng simply doesn't know what expression to put on.
In fact, thinking about it the other way around, if I were an alpha and the one who was in love was Huo Nian... It seemed that he could understand a little bit what Huo Nian called "cute".
The "movie" was over, and Huo Nian was holding his real wife in his arms, and he had no interest in the meat-articles he had produced, until the dark curtain was slowly pulled away again, and the light came in. He said: "By the way, the countdown is what happened?"
"And my progress bar," Zhang Feng said, "strange, it doesn't move again."
168:00:00
"My countdown has started... 168 hours?" Huo Nian frowned, "What does this mean?"
"Could it be the time limit?" Zhang Feng had a bad feeling, "This is an escalation of difficulty? If you don't complete the story within the limited time, will you...be?"
Huo Nian suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Daughter-in-law, listen to me, every time we choose a different route, the ending will change. The chances of he and be are almost half and half. We don't know what will happen to be. Maybe we will die because of this in reality, you and I dare not bet on such a risk, so the only way is to pass the level as much as possible.”
"En." Zhang Feng nodded, he had guessed this before.
"The fastest way to he is to follow my original plot," Huo Nian said, "Do you understand me?"
"...I understand," Zhang Feng frowned, "but I don't know your original plot."
"Every time I wear it, I can't say the key words. Now I will tell you before I wear it. When you don't know the plot, you can listen to me and let me guide you. How about it?"
Zhang Feng was a little hesitant: "This... will there be any other problems?"
He didn't think that with the sudden progress bar and countdown, the difficulty of crossing would become so easy to fool.
Huo Nian said: "Anyway, let's try first. Don't worry, I've already figured it out. Let's play a game now. I won't take the 'you' in the story as you again."
Zhang Feng was taken aback for a moment, the light flooded into the two people's field of vision completely, their minds were dizzy for a while, sleepiness struck, and Huo Nian's voice gradually became hard to hear.
……
Opening his eyes again, his whole body was bitingly cold, Zhang Feng shivered and found himself sinking at the bottom of the water.
A bubble floated upwards, and the distant light projected on the water surface, bringing out magical patterns, and more and more bubbles floated to the top of the head, Zhang Feng suddenly regained consciousness, and hurriedly struggled to swim towards the water surface.
"Huha...!" Zhang Feng took a deep breath, and then coughed suddenly, his nasal cavity was full of water, and the back of his head hurt from choking.
He dragged his long clothes and swam to the shore with great difficulty. After he slowed down, he realized that the surrounding scenery was a little... unusual.
It seems to have entered a rich and colorful cartoon world, all the colors are very bright and full, and it looks very cartoony.
Small and cute mushrooms, trees with fat branches and leaves, I don't know if it's an illusion, but there seems to be a... human face on each tree trunk?
"Young man..." A face on a tree trunk suddenly opened its eyes, and said slowly in a majestic voice, "What are you looking at?"
Zhang Feng: "..."
This tone coupled with this majestic voice is really full of disobedience.
"Sorry," Zhang Feng smiled, and was not too surprised that Shu could speak suddenly.He has seen ghosts before, why are he afraid of talking trees? "I seem to be lost, do you know where this is?"
Dashu stared at him for a while, snorted, and closed his eyes without answering him.
Hmm...seems like a quirky tree.
Zhang Feng looked down at his wet clothes. It was a black-gray robe with long hem falling to the ground. The material of the clothes was quite good, and it seemed to be waterproof. Water drops rolled off his body after landing. When it fell down, the clothes were basically dry.
He touched his body, and out of his wide sleeves came out a thick book that was not wet at all, a black cat, a money bag, some biscuits, some half-burned incense, and one with a hole in it. a small boiler, and a slender stick.
Zhang Feng: "..."
He just wanted to know if there were Doraemon pockets in the sleeves of this dress?
The black cat ran into the woods and disappeared. Zhang Feng knelt down helplessly, scratched his neck, and moved his fingers back and forth among the piles of things on the ground.
"Are you a magician?" The tree that closed its eyes and ignored people spoke again.
Zhang Feng glanced at him, rolled his eyes, and smiled: "Guess?"
Tree:"……"
"A magician, what are you doing here?" Tree looked at the things on the ground, his eyes fell on the thick book, and he saw the boiler on the side, and mocked, "You want to catch dragons too? Humans are really Overreaching."
Catch the dragon?
Zhang Feng stuffed the things back into the sleeves casually, and found that the sleeves could really put anything in, and it didn't feel heavy at all, so he thought it was very fun.He finally picked up the book and the wooden stick, rubbed the wooden stick on his back as a back scratcher, pinned it to his back collar, and flipped through the book.
The tree endured it, endured it again, and couldn't hold it back: "Hey, you guy, are you really a magician?"
"Why do you say that?" Zhang Feng asked without raising his head while flipping through the book.
"How can a magician put his wand like this? That's the guy you eat!" Tree yelled, "Are young people nowadays so disrespectful of their profession?!"
I guessed it before, but it really is a magic wand.Zhang Feng snorted and threw the book back into his sleeve.
That book mainly talked about the differences between various dragons, their catching skills, their eating habits and attack methods.
Zhang Feng held the magic wand in his hand, thought for a while, and waved at the mushroom next to him: "Well, well, well."
Tree:"……………………"
Sure enough, Zhang Feng felt that according to the habit of serving the characters according to Huo Nian's plot, he shouldn't put too much effort into such things as spells, right?
Zhang Feng cleared his throat, and said to the mushroom, "Sawadika!"
Tree: "..." What the hell? ? ? ? ?
Zhang Feng: "Avada Kedavra!"
Zhang Feng: "Disarm you!!"
Zhang Feng: "Alahoo cave is open!!!"
Tree:"……………………"
Zhang Feng: "Summoning!"
Zhang Feng: "Screw pill!"
Zhang Feng: "Sharingan is open!"
The tree roared: "Enough!! Who are you!!!"
Zhang Feng glanced at him: "Guess?"
Shu: "Go away! Don't let me see you again!"
Zhang Feng was surprised: "Is this place opened by your family?"
Tree:"……"
Zhang Feng shook his head, and while continuing to try various strange spells, he walked towards the distance, and by the way, he yelled at a mountain wall: "Open Sesame!"
Isn't it really that complicated?
Zhang Feng looked around with the wand, and suddenly saw a line of small characters engraved on the bottom of the wand: Huaimu s new 200, spell decomposition.
"???" Zhang Feng hesitated, "Give me water."
The water in the nearby river suddenly rolled up a palm-sized water polo and flew straight in front of him.
Zhang Feng: "..." Ah, it really isn't complicated at all.
Zhang Feng simply said: "Give me a dragon."
Wand: "..."
"It seems that things beyond a certain range cannot be done," Zhang Feng nodded to himself, "Then give me a map."
Wand: "..."
"This doesn't work either? Ah, could it be that there are things around? Are you stealing something?"
Wand: "..."
"Tsk, what's the use of you." Zhang Feng threw the wand directly into his sleeve, and then flipped over on his body, and found a crumpled map in the other sleeve.
The map was covered with oil stains, and smelled carefully, there was also the aroma of roast beef and cheese.
Looking at the map against the sun for a while, he finally knew where he was. According to the previous plot reasoning, Zhang Feng felt that the dragon he was looking for might be Huo Nian, so he simply walked towards the dragon's location.
"Hello." The nearby tree suddenly spoke. Although the tree looks different, the voice is the same, "Are you really going to catch the dragon? You can't even recite spells, so don't seek death."
Zhang Feng was curious: "Hey? Can you still move?"
Tree: "...all the trees here are me."
Zhang Feng stared wide-eyed: "Then how do you find a wife?"
Tree:"……"
Having lived here for tens of thousands of years, the old tree spirit who had already seen through the vicissitudes of the world suddenly felt that this child would win a fight with the dragon without using spells.
"Don't say I didn't remind you, there are many people who come here every year to catch up, but no one can leave alive."
"Yao?"
"That's the name of the black dragon you want to catch," the old tree spirit said quietly. "That guy has a bad temper, and he likes to eat people."
Zhang Feng made an "oh" expression.
Tree: "...I'm serious!"
"I know." Zhang Feng put away the map, and took out a crumpled magician's hat from his sleeve. The pointed tip was bent down, almost hanging down to the ankle, which looked very interesting.
He straightened his hat, feeling that he had the temperament of a magician, and said, "Thank you for your reminder, I will pay attention."
"You..." The old tree spirit was speechless, "You are so young, do you want Yao's Long-gen so much!"
Zhang Feng: "Stunned.jpg" What did you just say? !
"Didn't you come to find Long-Gen?" The old dryad's rough face showed some doubts, "Then what are you doing here?"
Zhang Feng: "Does the Long-gen you mentioned mean the same to me?"
The old dryad laughed: "You human beings are really interesting. In order to have a beautiful and excellent spouse, you even want Long-Gen, but you still have to pretend that you don't understand, quack quack quack."
Zhang Feng: "..."
"It's the dragon-root, the one that all male creatures have, and the one that is used for reproduction." The old dryad concluded.
Zhang Feng: "..."
"I don't want that," Zhang Feng was a little angry for a moment, "I ask you, every year there are many human magicians here looking for Long-gen?"
"Of course," the old tree spirit said, "the only dragon who has just grown up here is Yao, and the other dragon territories are too far away from where humans live, so everyone will choose to come here, but so far no one has succeeded."
Zhang Feng: "..."
The old dryad was puzzled: "Why are you angry?"
Zhang Feng continued to walk forward: "You guess?"
Old Dryad: "..."
Passing through the dark forest, along the river all the way up, the wide river began to narrow, and finally became a shallow stream.
Zhang Feng sat by the stream and washed his face, the shadows of trees in the water were vivid, and Zhang Feng's face reflected in it was also unclear because of the shadows of trees.
The old tree spirit probably gave up his preaching and never appeared again along the way. Zhang Feng was also happy and relaxed. He also met many strange flower spirits, grass spirits and mushroom spirits along the way.
In the brightly colored cartoon world, everything is extremely cute, there are no sharp edges and corners, even the trunks and branches are extraordinarily round, and the elves are even more white and clean, flapping small transparent wings, and stepping on Disney The kind of curved pointed boots that are common in animation.
There was a faint singing sound in the wind, and the elves hid laughingly. Before Zhang Feng could understand what was going on, a few people came out slowly from the shadow of the tree in front.
They were men and women, all dressed like hunters, except for one short man with a big head: he wore a long wizard hat, a purple robe, and a wand in his hand.
"Huh?" The other party yelled in surprise, "I thought I was the only magician this year?"
The hunters cautiously following behind him snorted, and one of the muscular men said, "If you can't catch the black dragon this time, you'll just wait to be expelled from the Magic Association."
"Don't! So what if there is one more magician? He is not my opponent!" The big-headed man stared at Zhang Feng, "Hey, my name is Angelet, who are you?"
"..." Zhang Feng shook out his wand, and topped the brim of his hat, "Andersen."
Angelet snorted twice: "Andersen? It's a good name, but it's a pity Mr. Andersen, you can't get out of this dark forest today."
"Well...that's not necessarily true," Zhang Feng looked at the people, "May I ask, are you here to catch the dragon?"
"Nonsense, what else can you do here if you don't catch dragons? Have a picnic?" A hunter said, "The whole world knows that only black dragons like to be close to humans and are willing to live not far from people, and only here can they be caught. A real dragon."
Zhang Feng: "???" If I remember correctly, the tree said that the black dragon likes to eat people?
"What are you doing catching dragons?" Zhang Feng asked, "I heard from a tree earlier that you want a dragon...that thing?"
"A tree?" Angelet was stunned. "You mean you talked to a tree? What else did the tree tell you?"
Zhang Feng noticed that the other hunters were also suddenly excited, and frowned: "Why should I tell you?"
The man with the big head said angrily: "Idiot! That tree is..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was hit on the head severely by a woman dressed as a hunter.
The woman looked at Zhang Feng and smiled slightly: "This...Mr. Andersen, since we are fellow travelers, why not go together?"
Zhang Feng raised his eyebrows and didn't answer immediately.
The woman continued her efforts: "I think you must know that you can enter this dark forest, but you may not be able to exit it. It will be safer if we have more companions."
Zhang Feng understood: that tree probably knew where the black dragon was, and he had taken a long detour.But judging by the temper of that tree, even if asked, it might not answer honestly.
"Yes," Zhang Feng rolled his eyes, and agreed with a smile, "but I have one condition."
Zhang Feng's condition is very simple, if he really meets the black dragon, don't attack him first, let him ask the black dragon a few words.
The hunters were baffled. After much deliberation, they couldn't understand the deep meaning of this. In the end, it was the big-headed Angelet who said, "Whatever he wants to do? But with just a few words, it's hard to be able to convince the black dragon general." - give him both hands?"
Others also thought it was reasonable, and agreed after some discussion.
The hunters obviously came prepared, with complete equipment, maps and compasses. They quickly walked out of the dark forest and went up the mountain along the stream. The hunter woman said: "We are lucky this time, sir. Some people will get lost in the dark forest and never get out."
Angelet snorted, "I'm a magician, how could a magician get stuck in such a simple spell?"
Zhang Feng was curious: "Is there a spell in there?"
"Of course, this is already the territory of the Black Dragon. Do you want it to open its doors to welcome you uninvited?"
Looking down from the mountainside, Zhang Feng saw a huge black curtain hanging over the pitch-black forest. In the forest, he could faintly see the sunlight coming through, but looking down from the top, it was pitch black inside, and he couldn’t see anything. .
The endless forest has no end in sight, is it really just luck that they can get out?
"It's almost here," Angelet said excitedly, "I guess we are the closest humans to the Black Dragon in so many years!"
The other hunters also had joyful expressions on their faces, and they tightly grasped the weapons in their hands.
Angelet held on to the wand tightly: "As long as I can hold it, I can be directly promoted from the Association of Magicians to the Dragon Hunter!"
Zhang Feng: "..." I don't understand.
Angelet glanced at Zhang Feng, seeing him looking around curiously with a calm face, he couldn't help wondering, "Aren't you excited?"
"...It's okay." If the dragon is Huo Nian, it's another story. If not, he has to prepare how to escape.
Angelet was even more surprised: "What the hell are you here for?"
Zhang Feng shrugged: "Look at what the black dragon looks like."
"that's it?"
"that's it."
Angelet looked strange, stopped talking to him, and walked to the front.
After crossing the mountain peak, there is a vast grassland on the other side.
You can't see the green land at the border at a glance, and the wind blowing by brings a fragrance. From the foot of the mountain, there is an inconspicuous path that winds to the end. You can only distinguish it when you look carefully. A small... castle?
It's so far away that the naked eye can't see it clearly.
"So far?" A hunter was puzzled, "There is no shelter below, doesn't this tell the black dragon that someone is coming?"
"Hmph," Angelet waved his wand twice, "You guys are useless at a time like this, just look at me."
Zhang Feng followed suit, and saw Angelet knocking on the top of the wand, like shaking a pipe, muttering: "¥#%!%*"
Zhang Feng: "..." What the hell? ? ?
Then, except for Zhang Feng, everyone else was wrapped in a pink transparent bubble.
"We use this to fly over, don't worry, the black dragon can't see us." Angelet's voice fell silent, and the pink bubble gradually disappeared under the reflection of the sun, and nothing could be seen.
Angelet's voice continued: "As for Mr. Andersen, since we agreed to walk out of the dark forest together, we have come out now, so let's part here. Good luck."
Zhang Feng felt a gust of wind blowing gently, and then there was silence all around. Presumably, the group of people had already flown towards the castle.
He was stunned in place, when he heard a familiar melodious voice behind him: "Stupid human beings, even if they can't see it, can't they still hear it?"
When Zhang Feng turned his head, he saw the rough face of the old tree appearing on the half branch in front of the mountain wall: "Huh? Why are you here?"
"Idiot, I have been following you, otherwise, how do you think you can leave the forest smoothly?"
Zhang Feng understood: "So what they said about people getting lost is actually because you are making trouble?"
Old Dryad: "..." Mischief? ?
The old tree spirit was speechless: "I came to find you under Yao's order. Although I don't know if it is you, I guess it should be. Come with me."
"Yao looking for me? You mean the black dragon?" Zhang Feng frowned, then looked into the distance, "The group of people..."
"As long as Yao doesn't want to see him, they won't be able to find him." The old tree spirit said, seeing strong vines growing on the mountain wall one after another. They formed a long staircase, allowing Zhang Feng to walk down directly.
The elves poked their heads out from behind the branches and leaves, and circled around him laughingly. The face of the old tree elf kept appearing on every branch, saying: "These elves never take the initiative to appear in front of humans, you are the first one!" , I thought well, you really are different from other humans."
Zhang Feng: "..." Should I say thank you for the compliment?
With the stairs, it became much easier to go down the mountain. He soon landed on the soft lawn. He thought there would be other tunnels leading to the castle, but suddenly a huge tree root grew out of the ground. The moving speed is very fast, and all the grass elves give way to it, which makes Zhang Feng seem to be riding on a giant beast.
Soon, he passed the previous group of people, but because he couldn't see it, he didn't know it.
But he couldn't see it, but others could see him.
"My God, what's that?" a Orion asked, pointing to the huge moving tree roots on the ground.
The Orion frowned: "Is that Andersen riding on it?"
"He actually has such great power?" said an Orion who often cooperates with magicians. "Angri, to drive such a thick tree root to move, I'm afraid it's not something ordinary magicians can do, right?"
Angelet didn't speak, he squinted at the tree root, and soon the tree root overtook them and rushed all the way forward.
He laughed mockingly: "Let him go, no matter how powerful you are, what's the use of being brainless?"
Rushing so aggressively all the way, not to mention a black dragon, hundreds of dragons are almost awakened by him.
A hunter said: "This is an opportunity, we can sneak attack while the black dragon is distracting Andersen."
But the hunter was a little uneasy. She had always been surprised that they could walk out of the forest smoothly. In addition, the magician said that he had talked to the tree. The only "key" in the dark forest is the tree, and the other party is now riding on the root of the tree. ...
The female hunter suddenly had the idea of retreating. She felt that they could no longer move forward. This was a woman's intuition.
The night was full of lascivious voices. Zhang Ying, who had successfully had sex in the bridal chamber, was held in Huo Zisu's arms and was constantly being demanded, and she raised her neck and groaned unbearably.
Zhang Feng stared dumbfounded for a while, then stretched out his finger: "That's...you wrote it?"
Huo Nian swallowed hard.
"What the hell..." Zhang Feng almost blurted out "what a magical pose", but fortunately he changed his words halfway and almost bit his tongue.
Huo Nian licked the corner of his mouth, and peeked at Zhang Feng's expression: "This... I can't help it, you understand."
"I know what a ghost?!" Zhang Feng was even more stunned, "Why should I know this kind of thing?!"
"No, I mean... I originally wrote this for YY..." So how could it be possible to clear the water to the end?
Zhang Feng was speechless for a long time, and he didn't know if he had adapted to this guy's way of thinking, or something else, but he didn't feel a bit disgusted in his heart, but a little funny.
Especially this magical 3D movie, what a mess.
"Do you read it every time before wearing it?" Zhang Feng couldn't help asking.
"Hmm..." So you know how uncomfortable it is for me to hold back?If I hold on any longer, I should have a problem.
Seeing Huo Nian's miserable look, Zhang Feng wanted to laugh a little: "It seems that the treatment is not the same. I just wear it when it's dark and when it's bright. You still have a VIP box here."
Huo Nian: "..."
Huo Nian felt a little strange: "Aren't you angry?"
Zhang Feng didn't bother to look at him: "Why are you angry? Angry that Zhang Ying is having sex with Huo Zisu? My husband who got married through legitimate legal channels... Husband, what does it matter to me?"
Huo Nian breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly hugged his wife. The body in his arms was real and warm, which made him reluctant to let go.
"But don't let any magical world view appear again," Zhang Feng added, "The three views are too weird, I can't stand it."
Huo Nian nodded hurriedly: "It's gone, it's just this one."
Zhang Feng hesitated for a moment, then frowned and asked, "Then in the end... Zhang Ying...?"
Huo Nian was stunned, and realized what his daughter-in-law wanted to ask: "Dragon and phoenix twins are all alphas, but female alphas are even rarer!"
Zhang Feng: "..." Still twins?
This feeling is also indescribably complicated, Zhang Feng simply doesn't know what expression to put on.
In fact, thinking about it the other way around, if I were an alpha and the one who was in love was Huo Nian... It seemed that he could understand a little bit what Huo Nian called "cute".
The "movie" was over, and Huo Nian was holding his real wife in his arms, and he had no interest in the meat-articles he had produced, until the dark curtain was slowly pulled away again, and the light came in. He said: "By the way, the countdown is what happened?"
"And my progress bar," Zhang Feng said, "strange, it doesn't move again."
168:00:00
"My countdown has started... 168 hours?" Huo Nian frowned, "What does this mean?"
"Could it be the time limit?" Zhang Feng had a bad feeling, "This is an escalation of difficulty? If you don't complete the story within the limited time, will you...be?"
Huo Nian suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Daughter-in-law, listen to me, every time we choose a different route, the ending will change. The chances of he and be are almost half and half. We don't know what will happen to be. Maybe we will die because of this in reality, you and I dare not bet on such a risk, so the only way is to pass the level as much as possible.”
"En." Zhang Feng nodded, he had guessed this before.
"The fastest way to he is to follow my original plot," Huo Nian said, "Do you understand me?"
"...I understand," Zhang Feng frowned, "but I don't know your original plot."
"Every time I wear it, I can't say the key words. Now I will tell you before I wear it. When you don't know the plot, you can listen to me and let me guide you. How about it?"
Zhang Feng was a little hesitant: "This... will there be any other problems?"
He didn't think that with the sudden progress bar and countdown, the difficulty of crossing would become so easy to fool.
Huo Nian said: "Anyway, let's try first. Don't worry, I've already figured it out. Let's play a game now. I won't take the 'you' in the story as you again."
Zhang Feng was taken aback for a moment, the light flooded into the two people's field of vision completely, their minds were dizzy for a while, sleepiness struck, and Huo Nian's voice gradually became hard to hear.
……
Opening his eyes again, his whole body was bitingly cold, Zhang Feng shivered and found himself sinking at the bottom of the water.
A bubble floated upwards, and the distant light projected on the water surface, bringing out magical patterns, and more and more bubbles floated to the top of the head, Zhang Feng suddenly regained consciousness, and hurriedly struggled to swim towards the water surface.
"Huha...!" Zhang Feng took a deep breath, and then coughed suddenly, his nasal cavity was full of water, and the back of his head hurt from choking.
He dragged his long clothes and swam to the shore with great difficulty. After he slowed down, he realized that the surrounding scenery was a little... unusual.
It seems to have entered a rich and colorful cartoon world, all the colors are very bright and full, and it looks very cartoony.
Small and cute mushrooms, trees with fat branches and leaves, I don't know if it's an illusion, but there seems to be a... human face on each tree trunk?
"Young man..." A face on a tree trunk suddenly opened its eyes, and said slowly in a majestic voice, "What are you looking at?"
Zhang Feng: "..."
This tone coupled with this majestic voice is really full of disobedience.
"Sorry," Zhang Feng smiled, and was not too surprised that Shu could speak suddenly.He has seen ghosts before, why are he afraid of talking trees? "I seem to be lost, do you know where this is?"
Dashu stared at him for a while, snorted, and closed his eyes without answering him.
Hmm...seems like a quirky tree.
Zhang Feng looked down at his wet clothes. It was a black-gray robe with long hem falling to the ground. The material of the clothes was quite good, and it seemed to be waterproof. Water drops rolled off his body after landing. When it fell down, the clothes were basically dry.
He touched his body, and out of his wide sleeves came out a thick book that was not wet at all, a black cat, a money bag, some biscuits, some half-burned incense, and one with a hole in it. a small boiler, and a slender stick.
Zhang Feng: "..."
He just wanted to know if there were Doraemon pockets in the sleeves of this dress?
The black cat ran into the woods and disappeared. Zhang Feng knelt down helplessly, scratched his neck, and moved his fingers back and forth among the piles of things on the ground.
"Are you a magician?" The tree that closed its eyes and ignored people spoke again.
Zhang Feng glanced at him, rolled his eyes, and smiled: "Guess?"
Tree:"……"
"A magician, what are you doing here?" Tree looked at the things on the ground, his eyes fell on the thick book, and he saw the boiler on the side, and mocked, "You want to catch dragons too? Humans are really Overreaching."
Catch the dragon?
Zhang Feng stuffed the things back into the sleeves casually, and found that the sleeves could really put anything in, and it didn't feel heavy at all, so he thought it was very fun.He finally picked up the book and the wooden stick, rubbed the wooden stick on his back as a back scratcher, pinned it to his back collar, and flipped through the book.
The tree endured it, endured it again, and couldn't hold it back: "Hey, you guy, are you really a magician?"
"Why do you say that?" Zhang Feng asked without raising his head while flipping through the book.
"How can a magician put his wand like this? That's the guy you eat!" Tree yelled, "Are young people nowadays so disrespectful of their profession?!"
I guessed it before, but it really is a magic wand.Zhang Feng snorted and threw the book back into his sleeve.
That book mainly talked about the differences between various dragons, their catching skills, their eating habits and attack methods.
Zhang Feng held the magic wand in his hand, thought for a while, and waved at the mushroom next to him: "Well, well, well."
Tree:"……………………"
Sure enough, Zhang Feng felt that according to the habit of serving the characters according to Huo Nian's plot, he shouldn't put too much effort into such things as spells, right?
Zhang Feng cleared his throat, and said to the mushroom, "Sawadika!"
Tree: "..." What the hell? ? ? ? ?
Zhang Feng: "Avada Kedavra!"
Zhang Feng: "Disarm you!!"
Zhang Feng: "Alahoo cave is open!!!"
Tree:"……………………"
Zhang Feng: "Summoning!"
Zhang Feng: "Screw pill!"
Zhang Feng: "Sharingan is open!"
The tree roared: "Enough!! Who are you!!!"
Zhang Feng glanced at him: "Guess?"
Shu: "Go away! Don't let me see you again!"
Zhang Feng was surprised: "Is this place opened by your family?"
Tree:"……"
Zhang Feng shook his head, and while continuing to try various strange spells, he walked towards the distance, and by the way, he yelled at a mountain wall: "Open Sesame!"
Isn't it really that complicated?
Zhang Feng looked around with the wand, and suddenly saw a line of small characters engraved on the bottom of the wand: Huaimu s new 200, spell decomposition.
"???" Zhang Feng hesitated, "Give me water."
The water in the nearby river suddenly rolled up a palm-sized water polo and flew straight in front of him.
Zhang Feng: "..." Ah, it really isn't complicated at all.
Zhang Feng simply said: "Give me a dragon."
Wand: "..."
"It seems that things beyond a certain range cannot be done," Zhang Feng nodded to himself, "Then give me a map."
Wand: "..."
"This doesn't work either? Ah, could it be that there are things around? Are you stealing something?"
Wand: "..."
"Tsk, what's the use of you." Zhang Feng threw the wand directly into his sleeve, and then flipped over on his body, and found a crumpled map in the other sleeve.
The map was covered with oil stains, and smelled carefully, there was also the aroma of roast beef and cheese.
Looking at the map against the sun for a while, he finally knew where he was. According to the previous plot reasoning, Zhang Feng felt that the dragon he was looking for might be Huo Nian, so he simply walked towards the dragon's location.
"Hello." The nearby tree suddenly spoke. Although the tree looks different, the voice is the same, "Are you really going to catch the dragon? You can't even recite spells, so don't seek death."
Zhang Feng was curious: "Hey? Can you still move?"
Tree: "...all the trees here are me."
Zhang Feng stared wide-eyed: "Then how do you find a wife?"
Tree:"……"
Having lived here for tens of thousands of years, the old tree spirit who had already seen through the vicissitudes of the world suddenly felt that this child would win a fight with the dragon without using spells.
"Don't say I didn't remind you, there are many people who come here every year to catch up, but no one can leave alive."
"Yao?"
"That's the name of the black dragon you want to catch," the old tree spirit said quietly. "That guy has a bad temper, and he likes to eat people."
Zhang Feng made an "oh" expression.
Tree: "...I'm serious!"
"I know." Zhang Feng put away the map, and took out a crumpled magician's hat from his sleeve. The pointed tip was bent down, almost hanging down to the ankle, which looked very interesting.
He straightened his hat, feeling that he had the temperament of a magician, and said, "Thank you for your reminder, I will pay attention."
"You..." The old tree spirit was speechless, "You are so young, do you want Yao's Long-gen so much!"
Zhang Feng: "Stunned.jpg" What did you just say? !
"Didn't you come to find Long-Gen?" The old dryad's rough face showed some doubts, "Then what are you doing here?"
Zhang Feng: "Does the Long-gen you mentioned mean the same to me?"
The old dryad laughed: "You human beings are really interesting. In order to have a beautiful and excellent spouse, you even want Long-Gen, but you still have to pretend that you don't understand, quack quack quack."
Zhang Feng: "..."
"It's the dragon-root, the one that all male creatures have, and the one that is used for reproduction." The old dryad concluded.
Zhang Feng: "..."
"I don't want that," Zhang Feng was a little angry for a moment, "I ask you, every year there are many human magicians here looking for Long-gen?"
"Of course," the old tree spirit said, "the only dragon who has just grown up here is Yao, and the other dragon territories are too far away from where humans live, so everyone will choose to come here, but so far no one has succeeded."
Zhang Feng: "..."
The old dryad was puzzled: "Why are you angry?"
Zhang Feng continued to walk forward: "You guess?"
Old Dryad: "..."
Passing through the dark forest, along the river all the way up, the wide river began to narrow, and finally became a shallow stream.
Zhang Feng sat by the stream and washed his face, the shadows of trees in the water were vivid, and Zhang Feng's face reflected in it was also unclear because of the shadows of trees.
The old tree spirit probably gave up his preaching and never appeared again along the way. Zhang Feng was also happy and relaxed. He also met many strange flower spirits, grass spirits and mushroom spirits along the way.
In the brightly colored cartoon world, everything is extremely cute, there are no sharp edges and corners, even the trunks and branches are extraordinarily round, and the elves are even more white and clean, flapping small transparent wings, and stepping on Disney The kind of curved pointed boots that are common in animation.
There was a faint singing sound in the wind, and the elves hid laughingly. Before Zhang Feng could understand what was going on, a few people came out slowly from the shadow of the tree in front.
They were men and women, all dressed like hunters, except for one short man with a big head: he wore a long wizard hat, a purple robe, and a wand in his hand.
"Huh?" The other party yelled in surprise, "I thought I was the only magician this year?"
The hunters cautiously following behind him snorted, and one of the muscular men said, "If you can't catch the black dragon this time, you'll just wait to be expelled from the Magic Association."
"Don't! So what if there is one more magician? He is not my opponent!" The big-headed man stared at Zhang Feng, "Hey, my name is Angelet, who are you?"
"..." Zhang Feng shook out his wand, and topped the brim of his hat, "Andersen."
Angelet snorted twice: "Andersen? It's a good name, but it's a pity Mr. Andersen, you can't get out of this dark forest today."
"Well...that's not necessarily true," Zhang Feng looked at the people, "May I ask, are you here to catch the dragon?"
"Nonsense, what else can you do here if you don't catch dragons? Have a picnic?" A hunter said, "The whole world knows that only black dragons like to be close to humans and are willing to live not far from people, and only here can they be caught. A real dragon."
Zhang Feng: "???" If I remember correctly, the tree said that the black dragon likes to eat people?
"What are you doing catching dragons?" Zhang Feng asked, "I heard from a tree earlier that you want a dragon...that thing?"
"A tree?" Angelet was stunned. "You mean you talked to a tree? What else did the tree tell you?"
Zhang Feng noticed that the other hunters were also suddenly excited, and frowned: "Why should I tell you?"
The man with the big head said angrily: "Idiot! That tree is..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was hit on the head severely by a woman dressed as a hunter.
The woman looked at Zhang Feng and smiled slightly: "This...Mr. Andersen, since we are fellow travelers, why not go together?"
Zhang Feng raised his eyebrows and didn't answer immediately.
The woman continued her efforts: "I think you must know that you can enter this dark forest, but you may not be able to exit it. It will be safer if we have more companions."
Zhang Feng understood: that tree probably knew where the black dragon was, and he had taken a long detour.But judging by the temper of that tree, even if asked, it might not answer honestly.
"Yes," Zhang Feng rolled his eyes, and agreed with a smile, "but I have one condition."
Zhang Feng's condition is very simple, if he really meets the black dragon, don't attack him first, let him ask the black dragon a few words.
The hunters were baffled. After much deliberation, they couldn't understand the deep meaning of this. In the end, it was the big-headed Angelet who said, "Whatever he wants to do? But with just a few words, it's hard to be able to convince the black dragon general." - give him both hands?"
Others also thought it was reasonable, and agreed after some discussion.
The hunters obviously came prepared, with complete equipment, maps and compasses. They quickly walked out of the dark forest and went up the mountain along the stream. The hunter woman said: "We are lucky this time, sir. Some people will get lost in the dark forest and never get out."
Angelet snorted, "I'm a magician, how could a magician get stuck in such a simple spell?"
Zhang Feng was curious: "Is there a spell in there?"
"Of course, this is already the territory of the Black Dragon. Do you want it to open its doors to welcome you uninvited?"
Looking down from the mountainside, Zhang Feng saw a huge black curtain hanging over the pitch-black forest. In the forest, he could faintly see the sunlight coming through, but looking down from the top, it was pitch black inside, and he couldn’t see anything. .
The endless forest has no end in sight, is it really just luck that they can get out?
"It's almost here," Angelet said excitedly, "I guess we are the closest humans to the Black Dragon in so many years!"
The other hunters also had joyful expressions on their faces, and they tightly grasped the weapons in their hands.
Angelet held on to the wand tightly: "As long as I can hold it, I can be directly promoted from the Association of Magicians to the Dragon Hunter!"
Zhang Feng: "..." I don't understand.
Angelet glanced at Zhang Feng, seeing him looking around curiously with a calm face, he couldn't help wondering, "Aren't you excited?"
"...It's okay." If the dragon is Huo Nian, it's another story. If not, he has to prepare how to escape.
Angelet was even more surprised: "What the hell are you here for?"
Zhang Feng shrugged: "Look at what the black dragon looks like."
"that's it?"
"that's it."
Angelet looked strange, stopped talking to him, and walked to the front.
After crossing the mountain peak, there is a vast grassland on the other side.
You can't see the green land at the border at a glance, and the wind blowing by brings a fragrance. From the foot of the mountain, there is an inconspicuous path that winds to the end. You can only distinguish it when you look carefully. A small... castle?
It's so far away that the naked eye can't see it clearly.
"So far?" A hunter was puzzled, "There is no shelter below, doesn't this tell the black dragon that someone is coming?"
"Hmph," Angelet waved his wand twice, "You guys are useless at a time like this, just look at me."
Zhang Feng followed suit, and saw Angelet knocking on the top of the wand, like shaking a pipe, muttering: "¥#%!%*"
Zhang Feng: "..." What the hell? ? ?
Then, except for Zhang Feng, everyone else was wrapped in a pink transparent bubble.
"We use this to fly over, don't worry, the black dragon can't see us." Angelet's voice fell silent, and the pink bubble gradually disappeared under the reflection of the sun, and nothing could be seen.
Angelet's voice continued: "As for Mr. Andersen, since we agreed to walk out of the dark forest together, we have come out now, so let's part here. Good luck."
Zhang Feng felt a gust of wind blowing gently, and then there was silence all around. Presumably, the group of people had already flown towards the castle.
He was stunned in place, when he heard a familiar melodious voice behind him: "Stupid human beings, even if they can't see it, can't they still hear it?"
When Zhang Feng turned his head, he saw the rough face of the old tree appearing on the half branch in front of the mountain wall: "Huh? Why are you here?"
"Idiot, I have been following you, otherwise, how do you think you can leave the forest smoothly?"
Zhang Feng understood: "So what they said about people getting lost is actually because you are making trouble?"
Old Dryad: "..." Mischief? ?
The old tree spirit was speechless: "I came to find you under Yao's order. Although I don't know if it is you, I guess it should be. Come with me."
"Yao looking for me? You mean the black dragon?" Zhang Feng frowned, then looked into the distance, "The group of people..."
"As long as Yao doesn't want to see him, they won't be able to find him." The old tree spirit said, seeing strong vines growing on the mountain wall one after another. They formed a long staircase, allowing Zhang Feng to walk down directly.
The elves poked their heads out from behind the branches and leaves, and circled around him laughingly. The face of the old tree elf kept appearing on every branch, saying: "These elves never take the initiative to appear in front of humans, you are the first one!" , I thought well, you really are different from other humans."
Zhang Feng: "..." Should I say thank you for the compliment?
With the stairs, it became much easier to go down the mountain. He soon landed on the soft lawn. He thought there would be other tunnels leading to the castle, but suddenly a huge tree root grew out of the ground. The moving speed is very fast, and all the grass elves give way to it, which makes Zhang Feng seem to be riding on a giant beast.
Soon, he passed the previous group of people, but because he couldn't see it, he didn't know it.
But he couldn't see it, but others could see him.
"My God, what's that?" a Orion asked, pointing to the huge moving tree roots on the ground.
The Orion frowned: "Is that Andersen riding on it?"
"He actually has such great power?" said an Orion who often cooperates with magicians. "Angri, to drive such a thick tree root to move, I'm afraid it's not something ordinary magicians can do, right?"
Angelet didn't speak, he squinted at the tree root, and soon the tree root overtook them and rushed all the way forward.
He laughed mockingly: "Let him go, no matter how powerful you are, what's the use of being brainless?"
Rushing so aggressively all the way, not to mention a black dragon, hundreds of dragons are almost awakened by him.
A hunter said: "This is an opportunity, we can sneak attack while the black dragon is distracting Andersen."
But the hunter was a little uneasy. She had always been surprised that they could walk out of the forest smoothly. In addition, the magician said that he had talked to the tree. The only "key" in the dark forest is the tree, and the other party is now riding on the root of the tree. ...
The female hunter suddenly had the idea of retreating. She felt that they could no longer move forward. This was a woman's intuition.
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