It's hard to attack

When the two of them entered the classroom, the class meeting had already started, and Satellite was talking about some precautions for the start of school on the podium. When he saw them coming in, he raised his wrist and looked at his watch. It was already 02:30, so he joked casually: "You Let's come back after dinner."

Gu Cheng didn't know whether he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, anyway, he asked innocently: "Who eats dinner at this time? Besides, isn't it the afternoon class meeting you said?"

Weixing was so choked by his words that he really wanted to go up and beat him up, but luckily Jiao Kai did what he wanted to do for him.

Jiao Kai slapped Gu Cheng on the back of the head and cursed, "Can you fucking stop embarrassing yourself here? Find a place to sit down."

"Well, where did I just say?" Satellite saw the two sitting down in the corner, and then spoke again, but when they interrupted, he forgot where he said.

"Talk about our head teacher!" Someone reminded from below.

"Oh, yes, let's talk about your homeroom teacher," Weixing couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth when he mentioned his teacher Xu, "That your homeroom teacher is a very good teacher in our school. He just finished his doctorate in the United States last year and was recruited by us. School. He taught us C language last year. He has his own laboratory in our school. I am now in his laboratory. The laboratory recruits people from the whole school every two months, but only two at a time. You guys are good. Study, try to get in. Our laboratory is still very good. However, Mr. Xu is on a business trip recently. I contacted him yesterday and will be back at the end of the month. He asked me to take you first, and I will open it for you again when he comes back. Class meeting."

"Well, I've almost finished what I need to say, some students who are late," Satellite said here, glanced at the two people who had no regrets, and then said, "If you don't understand, just ask other students Alright. Well, let’s introduce ourselves next.”

"Come on, let's start with you, S-shaped order." Satellite pointed to the little fat man sitting in the first row by the window.

A self-introduction lasted for more than two hours. At the end of the moment, Gu Cheng and Jiao Kai looked at each other, and they both saw relief in each other's eyes. From this self-introduction, the two of them have a very tacit understanding. Can't remember the person's name.

After the class meeting was over, the two of them took their military training uniforms and went straight to the cafeteria. People who have just entered university from high school generally don't want to study, but Jiao Kai is an exception, but Gu Cheng is not.

So, after dinner, although both of them went back to the dormitory, Jiao Kai was holding a book and reading, while Gu Cheng lay on the bed and looked at his phone.

After Gu Cheng sighed sixty-six times, Jiao Kai pulled out the pillow under his body and threw it over.

The Immortal Sword One on Gu Cheng's mobile phone screen was reaching its climax. When the monster lock collapsed, Lin Yueru threw Li Xiaoyao and Zhao Ling'er out, and she was buried here. Gu Cheng was also sighing, unexpectedly The pillow flew over and just knocked out the phone in his hand, startling him.

He turned his head in shock, his eyes still red.

Jiao Kai looked into his rabbit-like eyes, sighed helplessly, and said, "If you sigh again, go out and look."

"Hey, do you think Li Xiaoyao loves Lin Yueru or Zhao Ling'er?" Gu Cheng ignored Jiao Kai's words and suddenly asked a question that had troubled him for a long time. Under the head, and then adjusted a more comfortable posture for himself, propping his head with one hand, lying on his side and looking at Jiao Kai.

Gu Cheng's ability to change the subject really shocked Jiao Kai a little. He tried hard to recall the sporadic clips he had watched when he was in the fourth or fifth grade of elementary school, and then asked seriously: "Does he like Zhao Linger?" ?"

"Hey," Gu Cheng sighed again, with a sad expression on his face, "I felt the same way when I first watched it when I was a child, but when I watch it now, I feel that Li Xiaoyao thinks that he loves him intellectually." Zhao Linger, but emotionally, she is actually leaning toward Lin Yueru."

The corner of Jiao Kai's mouth twitched, overwhelmed by his emotional and rational analysis.

"The question you should consider is not who Li Xiaoyao really loves, but how to find the optimal solution when facing a problem." Jiao Kai didn't want to talk to him about the boring question of "Who does Li Xiaoyao really love?" Too much entanglement on the problem, so he pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and spoke slowly.

Gu Cheng glanced at Jiao Kai resentfully, without saying a word, he packed his things and went to take a shower.

"Hey, Jiao Kai, are you asleep?" After turning over on the bed eighteen times without sleepiness, Gu Cheng finally couldn't help but open his sinful mouth to Jiao Kai.

"Sleeping." Jiao Kai came over with a sleepy voice.

"Didn't sleep and chat for a while?" After receiving Jiao Kai's response, Gu Cheng immediately regained his energy. He turned over on the bed and poked his head out.

"I want to sleep, but I don't want to talk." Jiao Kai put a hand on his eyes, deeply realizing that he seems to have found a roommate, but a friend.

"Hey, have you ever liked anyone since you grew up?" Gu Cheng ignored Jiao Kai's refusal and started the topic unilaterally.

"Hmm..." He said he didn't want to talk, but Jiao Kai still thought about it seriously, and then said, "Does the age of the kindergarten class count?"

"Are you a classmate in kindergarten?" Gu Cheng asked while suppressing the sour feeling in his heart.

"No, once when I went to the playground to play and met a very cute little girl, I thought it was very good." Jiao Kai recalled the past when he was a child, and felt a little ridiculous.

"Then what happened afterwards?" Gu Cheng was always full of curiosity about everything about Jiao Kai.

"I haven't seen you again since then." Jiao Kai replied

"Then is there anyone you like again?" Gu Cheng asked again with anxiety.

"Nothing."

"Oh." Gu Cheng didn't know whether to be happy or unhappy when he heard Jiao Kai say that. He waited for a while, but Jiao Kai's voice was silent again, so he said again, "No, why didn't you ask me?" Is there anyone I like?"

"Why do you have so many fucking things?" Jiao Kai scolded, but still asked, "Well, do you have someone you like?"

"I have!" Gu Cheng said.

"Is that together?" Jiao Kai asked.

"I didn't confess."

"why?"

"Because I'm afraid, I'm afraid that if I say it, I won't even be able to be friends."

"How do you know she doesn't like you?"

"I knew it, I'll wait." Gu Cheng's voice dropped, his whole body was a little listless.

"Hmm." Jiao Kai didn't ask any more questions, after all, he and Gu Cheng are not familiar yet.

"Go to sleep." Gu Cheng said softly.

"OK, good night."

"Good night."

I just know you don't like me now!Also, you secretly liked other little girls behind my back when you were so young!Hearing Jiao Kai's even breathing immediately after saying good night, Gu Cheng thought angrily in his heart.

What is not expected, what should come will still come.

In order to prevent himself from being unable to get up, on the first morning of the military training, Gu Cheng set six alarm clocks, from 2:[-] to [-]:[-], which sounded every [-] minutes. The male voice was frightened six times.So, after the two got up, they had a small warm-up exercise in the dormitory.

The Department of Computer Science at University Q recruited a total of six classes this year, with about forty people in each class, and three classes formed a square team.Gu Cheng and Jiao Kai's fourth class and fifth and sixth classes formed a square team.

When Gu Cheng arrived at the playground, seeing the twenty or so girls in his team, he couldn't help but want to spin around for joy.

In fact, he would rather not have a single girl. Although he doesn't like girls, he is afraid that Jiao Kai will like them.

Their instructor was a black and thin boy, surnamed Wu, only one year older than them, and he smiled with big white teeth shining brightly, looking quite friendly.

Before the military training started, the instructor first divided them into genders and lined them up according to height. Gu Cheng and Jiao Kai, two tall men with a height of 1.9 meters, naturally stood in the two farthest positions in the first row, while the girls Standing together in the last row.

In fact, the height difference between Gu Cheng and Jiao Kai is almost invisible to the naked eye, but because the idea of ​​"height determines the attack" was implanted in Gu Cheng's brain prematurely, Gu Cheng unilaterally declared I am 0.5 centimeters taller than Jiao Kai, standing in the first row of the team.

Gu Cheng was quite satisfied with how the team lined up.

The first lesson of military training is naturally to stand in a military posture.

"Head up! Chest up! Abdominal! Lift up hips!" Following the instructor's order, Gu Cheng earnestly followed one by one, but... Gu Cheng was a little embarrassed to say it... In fact, he... didn't Know how to lift the buttocks.

When the instructor turned to the back row to help the girls correct their posture, he poked Jiao Kai lightly.

One, two, three...

Jiao Kai was indifferent.

Not giving up, Gu Cheng continued to reach out his hand.

"Poke me one more time and I'll break your finger." Jiao Kai didn't even look at him, and just threatened him coldly.

Gu Cheng confessed.

He turned his head and asked a fat buddy behind him.

After the buddy heard his question, the corner of his mouth twitched strangely. He probably wanted to laugh, but he was embarrassed and forced it back.

The little chubby guy pointed to a spot on Gu Cheng's lower back, and said, "Just push hard here, press down, and just imagine, you can make the buttocks stand up."

Gu Cheng gave it a try, and it really worked, and he couldn't help showing an expression of sudden realization.

"Damn it, I used to pinch my ass every time the teacher asked me to lift my butt!"

The people around couldn't help laughing when they heard this, and the people far away didn't understand what was going on, and they were all asking around.

Soon, all the people in the square team laughed. The instructor wanted to improve the discipline, but after hearing what was going on, he didn't collapse and laughed.

So, relying on his outstanding appearance, Gu Cheng, ah bah, this phrase "clamp the butt" became famous on the second day of school, and the title of "Jie Ge" started.

The moment the whistle sounded for the end of the military training at noon, Gu Cheng leaned to the side as if he lost his strength, and his whole body hung on Jiao Kai's shoulder.

Jiao Kai pushed him down several times but failed to pull him down. Just as he was about to lift his left foot and step on him, the guy jumped away as if he sensed it.

"Don't be so violent all the time, okay?" Gu Cheng said, shaking the military training cap in his hand.

Jiao Kai ignored him, rolled his eyes at him, turned around and left.

"Hey, wait for me!" Gu Cheng said and chased after him.

The author has something to say:

I am so hard, I finally had to go to a project meeting last weekend o(╥﹏╥)o