It's hard to attack
Chapter 18 Chapter 18
Gu Cheng clicked on WeChat, and poked 'Sunshine on the left' - Yu Jiating.
Q male god (Gu Cheng): "Your uncle!"
Sunshine on the left: "???"
Q male god: "See you in Jianhu in 10 minutes, only one of us can see the sun tomorrow!"
Sunshine on the left: "What's the matter???? Let me know if I die!"
Q male god: "Just tell me if your post bar ID is 'Tingting Yuli'!"
Sunshine on the left: "..."
Sunshine on the left: "Can I say no?"
Q male god: "You are pretending to be a fart! Those pictures you dumped are our own people! The dynamics on the homepage of your post bar are just short of writing 'Yu Jiating' on it!"
Sunshine on the left: "Mistake, I'm going to hide my postings!"
Q male god: "Did you get the point wrong? Your point is that you actually! Unexpectedly! Unexpectedly! Expecting me to be suppressed?"
Sunshine on the left: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, hehe..."
Gu Cheng complained to Jia Ting for an hour. Yu Jia Ting was not afraid of being scalded with boiling water, so she simply stopped replying to him, so Gu Cheng became even angrier.
At the same time, Jiao Kai's phone vibrated.
He took out his mobile phone, and it turned out that it was Yu Jiating who had stopped replying to Gu Cheng's messages.
Sunshine on the left: "Boss, I lost my horse!"
Jiao Kai: "Huh? What's going on?"
Sunshine on the left hand side: "Probably because I flicked pictures too crazy in the post bar, and managed to attract his attention, and then he went to see my post bar homepage, I forgot to hide my various dynamics..."
Jiao Kai: "One year less spicy noodles."
Sunshine on the left: "Boss! Give me another chance, I'll sign up for a trumpet!"
Jiao Kai: "It depends on your performance."
Half an hour later, Jiao Kai closed the book, took out his phone, and opened Post Bar.
He and Gu Cheng's post still firmly occupied the first position. He clicked in and flipped through it for a while. The secondary account of Tingting' also started the action of frantically throwing pictures to distinguish '1' and '0'...
Jiao Kai rolled his eyes at the ceiling depressedly, then looked at Gu Cheng again.
There was an algorithm book spread out in front of Gu Cheng's eyes, but he didn't turn over a page for a long time. He just stood there flipping through his phone with a cloudy face.
He clicked on WeChat and poked the sunshine on his left: "Tingting's Tingting?"
At the same time, Gu Cheng also clicked on WeChat again, clicked on the chat box between him and Sunshine on the left, and sent a message: "I x your uncle's Yu Jiating!"
Ever since Yu Jiating lost her horse, Gu Cheng started a unilateral cold war against her.
In Gu Cheng's smooth life, the issue of 'attacking and receiving' is really a big deal, and he doesn't want to encounter even the slightest setback in this matter.
Yu Jiating: "Brother Jia, your favorite honey citron tea."
Gu Cheng: "Toothache, don't drink sweets."
Yu Jiating: "The weather is so nice today! I'll bring you two chairs out, so you can bask in the sun with Jiaoshen?"
Gu Cheng: "What's the matter, the sun is so big, do you want to burn me to death?"
Yu Jiating: "Brother Jia, all the coriander in the spicy hot pot will help you replace the coke... I picked it out for you."
Gu Cheng: "Eating spicy food is not good for the stomach."
"..."
After a week-long cold war, this evening, Yu Jiating poked Gu Cheng again on WeChat.
Sunshine on the left: "Brother Jia, I have a big gift for you tonight, you have to seize the opportunity!"
Q male god: "Huh!"
Sunshine on the left: "Trust me!"
at the same time……
Sunshine on the left: "Boss, everything has been arranged, people will be there soon."
Jiao Kai: "[ok]"
Two minutes later, there was a knock on their dormitory door.
"Who is it?" Gu Cheng got off the bed and asked as he walked towards the door.
"Me." It was Ma Hui's voice.
"And me." It was Cao Ning's voice.
Gu Cheng walked over to open the door, and Ma Hui and Cao Ning, who were outside the door, came in with wretched smiles carrying a notebook.
"Come here, let me show you something good." Cao Ning walked in, put the notebook on the middle table, and then pulled a chair to sit down by himself.
Ma Hui also pulled a chair to sit down beside Cao Ning, and he did not forget to greet Gu Cheng and Jiao Kai: "Hey, you two hurry up! Brother Jia, this time we took your light, this is Ting Geer specially searched for you to please you."
"That's right, that's right, according to her own account, she has crossed mountains and seas, had her fingernails pulled out by devils, was tortured by the Kuomintang, and humiliated by villains... In short, it was not easy to get here." Cao Cao Ning agreed.
Gu Cheng rolled his eyes, but still moved his head curiously, watching Cao Ning click on a folder named 'Learning', and then click on a folder named 'Movie Appreciation', which was displayed on Gu Cheng In front of you is the 'Collection of Master Cang's Classic Works Collector's Edition'.
Gu Cheng was dumbfounded, Cao Ning turned his head and gave Gu Cheng a wretched smile.
When the ear-piercing and heart-pounding voice sounded in the small dormitory, the pen in Jiao Kai's hand was really frightened away.
How the hell is Yu Jiating's way so wild?I thought she would get some alcohol and medicine at most, but what the hell did she do?Jiao Kai was secretly shocked in his heart.
"Ai ai ai, Jiaoshen, you can't get over it!" Ma Hui raised his head and asked.
"Fuck, Jiaoshen, you haven't seen pornographic movies, have you? Hahahaha..." Cao Ning laughed, "It's okay, there must be a first time for this kind of thing!"
"Wait, Jiaoshen, don't you dare to look at it hahahaha..." Ma Hui also joked.
Gu Cheng also cast his gaze on Jiao Kai at this moment. Although he didn't speak, Jiao Kai always felt that he could read the expectation from his eyes.
Jiao Kai finally stammered under the gazes of the three eyes with deep meanings: "Who... Who said... I haven't read it... Look... Look... just watch..."
Jiao Kai stood up and walked over as he spoke, and sat down beside Gu Cheng.
Four people look at a computer, it is obviously necessary to squeeze together.Gu Cheng sat between Cao Ning and Jiao Kai. Jiao Kai seemed to prove that he was not afraid to watch pornographic movies. The people got very close, which caused Jiao Kai to be covered with Gu Cheng almost half of his body. pasted together.
Ma Hui and Cao Ning next to him were still commenting on Teacher Cang's figure and the hero's skills, but Gu Cheng's mind was buzzing. He could hear them and understand every word they said, but these words He couldn't understand what it meant.
The right side of his body that was pressed by Jiao Kai seemed to be on fire, and the only thing left in his world was the breathless cocking sound and Jiao Kai's side face in front of him.
Although Gu Cheng is gay, he still reacted inevitably in this situation.
Fortunately, he was wearing pajama pants in the dormitory, Gu Cheng thought to himself.
Although his eyes were fixed on the screen, the corner of his eyes was always focused on Jiao Kai. Jiao Kai's breathing seemed to be a little urgent, and his face was also a little red...
The half-hour film finally came to an end. Cao Ning closed his notebook and said, "It's... so fucking exciting!"
"Ah." Gu Cheng responded.
"Then the two of us went back to the dormitory? The four of you seem to be unable to perform well in your room." Ma Hui said, with a wretched smile on his face.
"Yeah." Jiao Kai nodded.
After Cao Ning and Ma Hui left, the dormitory fell into a strange silence. Both of them sat still, and the embarrassment gradually spread in the small room...
"You...cough cough..." As soon as Gu Cheng opened his mouth, he realized that his voice was very hoarse. He cleared his throat and asked again, "Is there any reaction?"
Jiao Kai rolled his eyes at him and said, "Which man would say that he didn't respond at a time like this."
"Oh hehe..." Gu Cheng smiled awkwardly, and didn't know how to answer.
"I'm going to the toilet, do you want to come together?" Jiao Kai tried his best to suppress the trembling in his voice, and extended an invitation to Gu Cheng.
"Ah?" Gu Cheng raised his head and stared blankly at Jiao Kai, it took him a long time to realize what Jiao Kai just said.
But Jiao Kai didn't wait for his answer, so he walked to the toilet by himself.
"Oh." Gu Cheng nodded belatedly, his heart beating a little faster.
At this moment, Gu Cheng finally showed the courage he had never had in the past ten years, and squeezed in the moment Jiao Kai was about to close the door.
Before Jiao Kai could react, he felt dizzy for a while, and he was pressed against the wall by Gu Cheng's hands.
"Huh?" Jiao Kai smiled at the corner of his mouth, and his lower body pressed against Gu Cheng in a vicious way, his eyes were clear, but his mouth spoke words that could deprive people of all their sanity, "Are you... wanting to help each other?"
Gu Cheng's breathing became rapid in an instant, and he kissed Jiao Kai's soft lips almost recklessly, and his hands were not idle, he touched Jiao Kai's pajamas with one hand, and placed it on Jiao Kai's waist. After rubbing it hard twice, the other hand unzipped Jiao Kai's pants...
Jiao Kai bowed his body, and the broken sex overflowed from between the lips and teeth of the two of them, smashing Gu Cheng's little sanity one by one...
Time went back to a day ago, when Lin Musen was having breakfast in the cafeteria with his roommates, his cell phone rang, which was a reminder that he paid special attention to.
Lin Musen only paid special attention to one person, so he smiled when he heard the prompt. He took out his mobile phone and saw the message Yu Jiating sent him.
- Wood, do you watch the film?
- piece?You mean the upcoming Zootopia?When do you want to see it, I will go with you!
-Watch what Zootopia!When did I grow up to see the movie?
- oh no, then...?
-emmm...it's that film...
Lin Musen immediately realized what Yu Jiating was saying, and his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you blushing?" The dormmate who was sitting opposite him drinking soup looked at Lin Musen who was still fine just now, and his face turned red after looking at the phone, so he asked.
"Oh, it's nothing, maybe it's a little hot." Lin Musen said, typing on the screen again.
-? ? ? ?you……
- not me!Don't think too much!I don't care, I want Teacher Cang's collector's edition!Want it today!
Lin Musen smiled, as expected, she was still a little girl, so she probably knew Teacher Cang.
-Okay, I'll ask my roommate if they have any.
- no no!
-OK!Guaranteed to complete the mission!
Lin Musen put away his phone with a smile, and his mood was very bright all day long.
The author has something to say:
Locked again...Jinjiang is really strict...
Q male god (Gu Cheng): "Your uncle!"
Sunshine on the left: "???"
Q male god: "See you in Jianhu in 10 minutes, only one of us can see the sun tomorrow!"
Sunshine on the left: "What's the matter???? Let me know if I die!"
Q male god: "Just tell me if your post bar ID is 'Tingting Yuli'!"
Sunshine on the left: "..."
Sunshine on the left: "Can I say no?"
Q male god: "You are pretending to be a fart! Those pictures you dumped are our own people! The dynamics on the homepage of your post bar are just short of writing 'Yu Jiating' on it!"
Sunshine on the left: "Mistake, I'm going to hide my postings!"
Q male god: "Did you get the point wrong? Your point is that you actually! Unexpectedly! Unexpectedly! Expecting me to be suppressed?"
Sunshine on the left: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, hehe..."
Gu Cheng complained to Jia Ting for an hour. Yu Jia Ting was not afraid of being scalded with boiling water, so she simply stopped replying to him, so Gu Cheng became even angrier.
At the same time, Jiao Kai's phone vibrated.
He took out his mobile phone, and it turned out that it was Yu Jiating who had stopped replying to Gu Cheng's messages.
Sunshine on the left: "Boss, I lost my horse!"
Jiao Kai: "Huh? What's going on?"
Sunshine on the left hand side: "Probably because I flicked pictures too crazy in the post bar, and managed to attract his attention, and then he went to see my post bar homepage, I forgot to hide my various dynamics..."
Jiao Kai: "One year less spicy noodles."
Sunshine on the left: "Boss! Give me another chance, I'll sign up for a trumpet!"
Jiao Kai: "It depends on your performance."
Half an hour later, Jiao Kai closed the book, took out his phone, and opened Post Bar.
He and Gu Cheng's post still firmly occupied the first position. He clicked in and flipped through it for a while. The secondary account of Tingting' also started the action of frantically throwing pictures to distinguish '1' and '0'...
Jiao Kai rolled his eyes at the ceiling depressedly, then looked at Gu Cheng again.
There was an algorithm book spread out in front of Gu Cheng's eyes, but he didn't turn over a page for a long time. He just stood there flipping through his phone with a cloudy face.
He clicked on WeChat and poked the sunshine on his left: "Tingting's Tingting?"
At the same time, Gu Cheng also clicked on WeChat again, clicked on the chat box between him and Sunshine on the left, and sent a message: "I x your uncle's Yu Jiating!"
Ever since Yu Jiating lost her horse, Gu Cheng started a unilateral cold war against her.
In Gu Cheng's smooth life, the issue of 'attacking and receiving' is really a big deal, and he doesn't want to encounter even the slightest setback in this matter.
Yu Jiating: "Brother Jia, your favorite honey citron tea."
Gu Cheng: "Toothache, don't drink sweets."
Yu Jiating: "The weather is so nice today! I'll bring you two chairs out, so you can bask in the sun with Jiaoshen?"
Gu Cheng: "What's the matter, the sun is so big, do you want to burn me to death?"
Yu Jiating: "Brother Jia, all the coriander in the spicy hot pot will help you replace the coke... I picked it out for you."
Gu Cheng: "Eating spicy food is not good for the stomach."
"..."
After a week-long cold war, this evening, Yu Jiating poked Gu Cheng again on WeChat.
Sunshine on the left: "Brother Jia, I have a big gift for you tonight, you have to seize the opportunity!"
Q male god: "Huh!"
Sunshine on the left: "Trust me!"
at the same time……
Sunshine on the left: "Boss, everything has been arranged, people will be there soon."
Jiao Kai: "[ok]"
Two minutes later, there was a knock on their dormitory door.
"Who is it?" Gu Cheng got off the bed and asked as he walked towards the door.
"Me." It was Ma Hui's voice.
"And me." It was Cao Ning's voice.
Gu Cheng walked over to open the door, and Ma Hui and Cao Ning, who were outside the door, came in with wretched smiles carrying a notebook.
"Come here, let me show you something good." Cao Ning walked in, put the notebook on the middle table, and then pulled a chair to sit down by himself.
Ma Hui also pulled a chair to sit down beside Cao Ning, and he did not forget to greet Gu Cheng and Jiao Kai: "Hey, you two hurry up! Brother Jia, this time we took your light, this is Ting Geer specially searched for you to please you."
"That's right, that's right, according to her own account, she has crossed mountains and seas, had her fingernails pulled out by devils, was tortured by the Kuomintang, and humiliated by villains... In short, it was not easy to get here." Cao Cao Ning agreed.
Gu Cheng rolled his eyes, but still moved his head curiously, watching Cao Ning click on a folder named 'Learning', and then click on a folder named 'Movie Appreciation', which was displayed on Gu Cheng In front of you is the 'Collection of Master Cang's Classic Works Collector's Edition'.
Gu Cheng was dumbfounded, Cao Ning turned his head and gave Gu Cheng a wretched smile.
When the ear-piercing and heart-pounding voice sounded in the small dormitory, the pen in Jiao Kai's hand was really frightened away.
How the hell is Yu Jiating's way so wild?I thought she would get some alcohol and medicine at most, but what the hell did she do?Jiao Kai was secretly shocked in his heart.
"Ai ai ai, Jiaoshen, you can't get over it!" Ma Hui raised his head and asked.
"Fuck, Jiaoshen, you haven't seen pornographic movies, have you? Hahahaha..." Cao Ning laughed, "It's okay, there must be a first time for this kind of thing!"
"Wait, Jiaoshen, don't you dare to look at it hahahaha..." Ma Hui also joked.
Gu Cheng also cast his gaze on Jiao Kai at this moment. Although he didn't speak, Jiao Kai always felt that he could read the expectation from his eyes.
Jiao Kai finally stammered under the gazes of the three eyes with deep meanings: "Who... Who said... I haven't read it... Look... Look... just watch..."
Jiao Kai stood up and walked over as he spoke, and sat down beside Gu Cheng.
Four people look at a computer, it is obviously necessary to squeeze together.Gu Cheng sat between Cao Ning and Jiao Kai. Jiao Kai seemed to prove that he was not afraid to watch pornographic movies. The people got very close, which caused Jiao Kai to be covered with Gu Cheng almost half of his body. pasted together.
Ma Hui and Cao Ning next to him were still commenting on Teacher Cang's figure and the hero's skills, but Gu Cheng's mind was buzzing. He could hear them and understand every word they said, but these words He couldn't understand what it meant.
The right side of his body that was pressed by Jiao Kai seemed to be on fire, and the only thing left in his world was the breathless cocking sound and Jiao Kai's side face in front of him.
Although Gu Cheng is gay, he still reacted inevitably in this situation.
Fortunately, he was wearing pajama pants in the dormitory, Gu Cheng thought to himself.
Although his eyes were fixed on the screen, the corner of his eyes was always focused on Jiao Kai. Jiao Kai's breathing seemed to be a little urgent, and his face was also a little red...
The half-hour film finally came to an end. Cao Ning closed his notebook and said, "It's... so fucking exciting!"
"Ah." Gu Cheng responded.
"Then the two of us went back to the dormitory? The four of you seem to be unable to perform well in your room." Ma Hui said, with a wretched smile on his face.
"Yeah." Jiao Kai nodded.
After Cao Ning and Ma Hui left, the dormitory fell into a strange silence. Both of them sat still, and the embarrassment gradually spread in the small room...
"You...cough cough..." As soon as Gu Cheng opened his mouth, he realized that his voice was very hoarse. He cleared his throat and asked again, "Is there any reaction?"
Jiao Kai rolled his eyes at him and said, "Which man would say that he didn't respond at a time like this."
"Oh hehe..." Gu Cheng smiled awkwardly, and didn't know how to answer.
"I'm going to the toilet, do you want to come together?" Jiao Kai tried his best to suppress the trembling in his voice, and extended an invitation to Gu Cheng.
"Ah?" Gu Cheng raised his head and stared blankly at Jiao Kai, it took him a long time to realize what Jiao Kai just said.
But Jiao Kai didn't wait for his answer, so he walked to the toilet by himself.
"Oh." Gu Cheng nodded belatedly, his heart beating a little faster.
At this moment, Gu Cheng finally showed the courage he had never had in the past ten years, and squeezed in the moment Jiao Kai was about to close the door.
Before Jiao Kai could react, he felt dizzy for a while, and he was pressed against the wall by Gu Cheng's hands.
"Huh?" Jiao Kai smiled at the corner of his mouth, and his lower body pressed against Gu Cheng in a vicious way, his eyes were clear, but his mouth spoke words that could deprive people of all their sanity, "Are you... wanting to help each other?"
Gu Cheng's breathing became rapid in an instant, and he kissed Jiao Kai's soft lips almost recklessly, and his hands were not idle, he touched Jiao Kai's pajamas with one hand, and placed it on Jiao Kai's waist. After rubbing it hard twice, the other hand unzipped Jiao Kai's pants...
Jiao Kai bowed his body, and the broken sex overflowed from between the lips and teeth of the two of them, smashing Gu Cheng's little sanity one by one...
Time went back to a day ago, when Lin Musen was having breakfast in the cafeteria with his roommates, his cell phone rang, which was a reminder that he paid special attention to.
Lin Musen only paid special attention to one person, so he smiled when he heard the prompt. He took out his mobile phone and saw the message Yu Jiating sent him.
- Wood, do you watch the film?
- piece?You mean the upcoming Zootopia?When do you want to see it, I will go with you!
-Watch what Zootopia!When did I grow up to see the movie?
- oh no, then...?
-emmm...it's that film...
Lin Musen immediately realized what Yu Jiating was saying, and his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"What's wrong with you? Why are you blushing?" The dormmate who was sitting opposite him drinking soup looked at Lin Musen who was still fine just now, and his face turned red after looking at the phone, so he asked.
"Oh, it's nothing, maybe it's a little hot." Lin Musen said, typing on the screen again.
-? ? ? ?you……
- not me!Don't think too much!I don't care, I want Teacher Cang's collector's edition!Want it today!
Lin Musen smiled, as expected, she was still a little girl, so she probably knew Teacher Cang.
-Okay, I'll ask my roommate if they have any.
- no no!
-OK!Guaranteed to complete the mission!
Lin Musen put away his phone with a smile, and his mood was very bright all day long.
The author has something to say:
Locked again...Jinjiang is really strict...
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