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"Uncle Gu Cheng!" As soon as Weixing yelled, Ma Hui stood up cursingly, took the tissue on the table and began to wipe his pants.

"I'm sorry, hahaha..." Gu Cheng looked at Ma Hui's pee-like pants and couldn't help laughing, "But it can't be all my fault!" Gu Cheng turned his head and pointed at Xu Junyue who was staring at Xu Junyue. Satellite said, "Senior, if you eat shrimp, you will eat shrimp. What's your name!"

It turned out that just now Ma Hui said with a smile that he wanted to respect Gu Cheng for a glass. As soon as Gu Cheng raised the beer in his hand, Weixing yelled. Oh no, to be precise, it's the crotch.

"It's okay, I didn't hold my hand firmly just now, and the shrimp fell." Weixing stared at Xu Junyue for a while, and found that the other party had an expression of nothing to do with him the whole time. He didn't even look at him, so he made a note in his heart , turned his head away.

"What's your name when the shrimp fell off!" Ma Hui said angrily while wiping his pants.

"Hurry up and make your meal and drink your bar!" Jiao Kai said and put a crab in Ma Hui's bowl, interrupting Ma Hui's mouth that was about to continue complaining.

"Hey, thank you Jiao..." Ma Hui sat down with a smile, and before he could say the word 'God', he saw the crab in front of him being taken away by an extra hand out of thin air.

Ma Hui turned his head in shock to look at Gu Cheng who had quickly removed the crab's legs, and for a moment didn't know what to say.

"That's still so much! Don't look at me!" Gu Cheng said without raising his eyes.

Ma Hui pouted, and took another one from the plate.

Yu Jiating, who had already seen through everything, silently rolled her eyes to the sky, and decided that she must talk less when she is with this group of people in the future!

"By the way, you don't start classes until the [-]th from tomorrow. You can take some time to climb mountains together and enhance your relationship. This season is neither hot nor cold." Xu Junyue went to the satellite as soon as she spoke. A few non-spicy prawns were caught in the bowl.

"Okay! Wait for me to discuss it with the regiment secretary and deputy squad leader." Jiang Jun, as the squad leader, immediately took over the words.

"Yeah." Xu Junyue nodded.

After Yu Jiating finished eating a crab, she bit her chopsticks and watched eagerly as Gu Cheng picked out the cilantro in her favorite grilled fish one by one. She was so angry that she wanted to cross half of the table to beat him.

And Jiao Kai stretched his chopsticks towards the pot of grilled fish after Gu Cheng finished picking out the parsley.

Gu Cheng found that Jiao Kai didn't drink a drop of wine today, so he asked, "Why didn't you drink today?"

"Hmm..." Jiao Kai paused holding the chopsticks, and said, "This is not good."

"What's wrong?" Gu Cheng tilted his head, staring at Jiao Kai and asked.

"Ahem...it's not good to be drunk." Jiao Kai replied.

"It's okay, I'll just carry you back." Gu Cheng pretended to be careless and continued.

"By the way, help me take off my pants and clothes?" Jiao Kai put down his chopsticks and turned to look at Gu Cheng.

"Pfft...hahaha..." Gu Cheng laughed, "Is it embarrassing to cooperate with you?"

"I'm not sorry, everyone is a boy, I mainly don't want to cause trouble for others." Jiao Kai said.

"Jiao Kai." Gu Cheng looked serious.

"Huh?" Jiao Kai looked at him.

"Don't treat me as someone else, don't be afraid to trouble me." Gu Cheng looked into Jiao Kai's eyes seriously and said word by word.

Jiao Kai was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay."

Next is the nine-day National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival holiday. The reason for the party the night before was that Jiao Kai and Gu Cheng bought tickets in advance to go home in the afternoon.

Boys generally have relatively few things, and both of them simply carried a small bag, walking leisurely while watching the boys and girls dragging big suitcases to and fro on campus.

"Hey, do you think the girl in front is Yu Jiating?" Gu Cheng pointed to a girl wearing a black baseball cap 50 meters ahead and said, beside the girl was a boy pulling a pink suitcase, no need to guess Also know whose suitcase is.

"Well, it's her." Jiao Kai glanced at the pair of familiar sneakers and said.

"There is adultery!" Gu Cheng showed an expression of watching the show, then grabbed Jiao Kai's arm and quickened his pace, "Let's go and have a look."

"You are really idle." Jiao Kai scolded while being dragged forward by him.

"Ahem." Gu Cheng walked behind Yu Jiating and coughed twice on purpose.

Yu Jiating and the boy next to her paused, and turned around together.

"I don't know you, let's go." Seeing Gu Cheng's expression, Yu Jiating knew that his heart of gossip was burning again. She tugged on the sleeve of the boy next to her, as if to leave.

The boy didn't move, he smiled helplessly at them and said, "Are you Tingting's classmates?"

"Ahem..." Gu Cheng started coughing again when he heard the word 'Tingting'.

"Heh," Yu Jiating sneered, and said, "I've got a cough like this, and I still insist on going home, why don't I go to the hospital to check my lungs first!"

"I……"

Jiao Kai covered Gu Cheng's mouth in a timely manner, nodded to the boy next to Yu Jiating, and said, "Yes, a classmate."

"Hello, I'm Tingting's..." The boy paused at this point, and glanced at Yu Jiating, who was lowering her head, not knowing what she was thinking, "Faxiao, my name is Lin Musen. "

"Oh~ my childhood sweetheart~" Gu Cheng broke Jiao Kai's hand and deliberately elongated his tone.

"Gu Cheng, I'll tear your mouth apart!" Yu Jiating made a gesture to rip Gu Cheng's mouth, but Gu Cheng laughed and avoided it.

The two of them fought and went towards the school gate. Jiao Kai and Lin Musen looked at each other, smiled helplessly, and walked forward together.

"Hey, do you think Yu Jiating knows that Lin Musen likes her?" Gu Cheng asked Jiao Kai in the taxi to the airport.

"I don't know if Yu Jiating knows that Lin Musen likes her. I just want to know how you know that Lin Musen likes Yu Jiating?" Jiao Kai raised his eyebrows and looked at Gu Cheng and asked. He was really curious. How did he know that Lin Musen liked Yu Jiating after only ten minutes of getting along with her?

"Hey," Gu Cheng sighed, "Then Lin Musen almost tattooed the words "Like Yu Jiating" on his face, okay?"

"Oh?" Jiao Kai raised one corner of his mouth and looked at Gu Cheng jokingly.

"Hey, poor people like us who can't ask for it!" Gu Cheng slid down and leaned on the back seat of the taxi.

"If you fucking like it, talk about it! A big man's mother-in-law, if she really refuses you, then think of a way again! Don't even dare to confess!" When Jiao Kai heard his words, he remembered what Gu Cheng said before. The person who has liked many times, opened his mouth and said

"It's fucking easy for you to say! Do you dare to take action immediately when you like someone?" Gu Cheng asked, poking his neck.

"Of course, I kissed the little girl I liked the first time I saw it when I was a child!" Jiao Kai also poked his neck back.

"Did you kiss her?" Gu Cheng sat up straight suddenly, staring at Jiao Kai with wide eyes.

"Ang! Kiss me! What's the matter!" Jiao Kai raised an eyebrow and looked at Gu Cheng provocatively.

"..." Gu Cheng froze for a second when he heard this. He glanced at Jiao Kai resentfully, then turned his body and leaned his head against the window of the back seat of the taxi, and stopped talking.

"Hello!" Jiao Kai poked Gu Cheng, but Gu Cheng ignored him. Jiao Kai didn't know what he was crazy about, so he stopped talking.

The two of them were silent all the way.

Gu Cheng made [-] psychological hints to himself before he slowly accepted the self-deceiving excuse of "Jiao Kai was young and ignorant at that time", and unilaterally ended the cold war.

When Jiao Kai came out of the station, he saw his mother having a passionate chat with a beautiful aunt next to him, and he didn't notice him at all.

"Why are you still following me? Do you want my mother to send you home?" Jiao Kai walked in the direction of his mother, but found that Gu Cheng followed him step by step.

"I didn't follow you! My mother is there!" Gu Cheng pointed to the beautiful aunt next to Jiao's mother, and said aggrievedly.

Jiao Kai looked at the beautiful aunt in the distance, and then at Gu Cheng, who didn't know what was going on along the way, but then somehow recovered by himself, and said, "Isn't the son following the mother? Your mother's gene has mutated." What would it take to give birth to a son like you?"

"Oh! You are a man blinded by jealousy!" Gu Cheng waved his hand and said.

"Huh?" Jiao Kai resisted the urge to go up and kick him, and said, "Yes, I'm jealous that you have a hole in your head."

"But I really don't know when my mother made such a beautiful aunt as a friend." Gu Cheng only thought Jiao Kai's poisonous tongue was cute, so he didn't refute his words, and changed the subject on his own.

In fact, he had already met Jiao Kai's mother at the school's parent meeting, but at this time he pretended not to know anything and flattered his future mother-in-law in front of his future daughter-in-law.

"Uh...cough..." Jiao Kai turned his face away uncomfortably, and said, "That's my mother."

While the two were talking, they walked up to Gu Ma and Jiao Ma.

"Oh, Dabao, I miss my mother so much!" Gu's mother accidentally glanced at her among thousands of people, and saw a tall and handsome boy standing next to her tall and handsome son.

Gu Cheng saw that his mother was talking to him, but her eyes didn't stay on him for a second. Instead, she stared at Jiao Kai for a long time, then stretched out her hand, and stood in front of her mother who completely ignored her. Shaking. "Mom, you misunderstood your son, and I'm here!"

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I didn't update something last night, I'll make it up today.