psychic university
Chapter 2 Slap in the face?nonexistent
Yuan Shu sat on the high-speed rail, shivering all the way, and when he arrived at the subway station, he saw the staff member holding the welcome sign of "Psychic University", and his heart fell.
Yuan Shu, who had always been a little slow, finally came to his senses: what kind of crane leads the way, what kind of luck charm, it must be Master who is lying to him again!
A phone call came, but I heard my master say "I didn't tell you, I was just teasing you, so you hung up the phone", speaking calmly, Yuan Shu was so angry that his hands shook.Having grown under such a master for 20 years, he feels that it is a miracle that he has not grown crooked.
Silently switched the phone to video, in the blank expression of his master, awkwardly gestured the middle finger, watched Changqing go from blank to unbelievable with his own eyes, and hung up without hesitation.
How angry!
Carrying the bag slowly, he stood at the back of the line.The team is all freshmen. Although Yuan Shu is two or three years older than them, he has been repeating his third year of high school after graduating from high school, so it seems that there is not much difference in temperament.
"Hey, classmate, what's your name?" The classmate in front suddenly turned around.
It was a shorter brother with a chubby face and big eyes, who was smiling at him friendly.
"Yuan Shu." Yuan Shu replied slowly, her voice was warm and moist, like water flowing through ding dong, thin and continuous.
"My name is Yun Sheng!" The chubby little fat man said with a chuckle, "Do you have a favorite college? Maybe we will be assigned together!"
Favored college?
Yuan Shu was taken aback, not quite understanding: "What college?" Is this university divided into colleges?His unreliable master really didn't tell him anything.
At this question, Yun Sheng immediately opened up the chatterbox, and babbled a lot to him. The college alone listed no less than ten, and the explanations in it were like rap, talking about Yuan Shu's whole person. Sluggish: He was really ready to dawdle, why did he listen to what Yun Sheng said, it wasn't the case at all?
It’s okay to have psychics, Buddhism, and numerology, which sound like mediocre academies, but there are also academies like seedling Gu, beast control, Taoism, and witchcraft, which sound very metaphysical?
"Yuan Shu, I've introduced so many to you, have you decided which one to go to?" Yun Sheng asked with a smile.
Yuan Shu: ...
Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking.
He wants to go back to his hometown.
"What's the use of wanting to go? It also depends on whether you have the ability."
Suddenly there was a sneering voice behind him, and a vague "bumpkin" of disdain.
Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng turned around, and saw the young man in exquisite finery clothes with one hand in his pocket, his eyebrows raised, and the sneer at the corners of his mouth didn't have time to let go.
Yuan Shu was stunned for no reason, his whole body was a little dazed, his mouth opened, he thought for a long time, but he didn't hold back a word of reply.On the other hand, Yun Sheng couldn't hold back, pushed him behind her, and yelled at the boy.
"How do you talk? As long as you are amazing, you can go wherever you want and learn what you want to learn? Anyone who comes to this school has no background! Don't think that you look down on people because you dress well. Yuan Shu just wears a sack. They are ten thousand times more handsome than you!"
Yuan Shu lying on the gun inexplicably: ...
If you hate people, you hate people, why are you talking about your appearance?
The young man was so angry that his ears were red, and he said angrily: "Then when we see the time, whoever is the best will be assigned to a good college!"
Yun Sheng also turned his nostrils to the sky, snorted coldly, and pulled Yuan Shu's arm forward: "Don't worry about that psychopath, let's get assigned to the Ace of Psychics and slap him in the face!"
Facts have proved that the kind of plot that can be slapped in the face immediately after being teased by someone really only exists in novels.
Yuan Shu walked through the school gate, stood on the college's diversion table, and accepted the college's assignment test.When I saw the calculation data of the computer on the side showing Lingzhi College, I was still a little bit overwhelmed.After searching in my head for a long time, I didn't remember Yun Sheng's half description of this academy.
Turning around suspiciously, he asked, "Yun Sheng, what does Lingzhi Academy do? Have you mentioned it before?"
Then, I saw the chubby little fat man with a shocked expression and complicated eyes.
Yuan Shu remembered that in Chinese reading, this expression was called: heartbroken.
"Entering the psychic academy? Slap me in the face? You really, hahaha, think of yourself as the protagonist of the novel! Are you ashamed?"
After the young man who had been watching the joke finished speaking, he pushed Yuan Shu forward, and stood up on the academy's diversion table by himself.
Yuan Shu staggered from being pushed, almost couldn't stand still, and took several steps back to stabilize his figure.Looking at the boy's stats again, he gasped for breath.
[Student Yan Huarong, congratulations on being selected into the School of Psychics^_^]
Faced with Yan Huarong's ostentatious smile, Yuan Shu was in a bad mood: it's fine if he didn't make a face, and he was doubled back by others.There was a group of onlookers on the side, almost laughing together.
Yun Sheng took a deep breath and yelled at the surroundings: "What's so funny! Look at me!" Saying that, she also stood up, and then...
Almost rolled his eyes and fainted.
The diversion station really didn't give him any face, and he was also sorted into Lingzhi College.
Yuan Shu: ...
It's such a shame to lose a pair.
A group of freshmen laughed and talked one after another.Moreover, as more and more people stood on the diversion platform, Yuan Shu's situation became more and more embarrassing.
Dozens of people stood up, but no one shared with them.Only then did Yuan Shu almost come to his senses: This Lingzhi Academy is where the most untalented disciples stay, and there is not one out of a hundred such untalented disciples.
After everyone was assigned, Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng were standing alone in Lingzhi College, and even the psychic college was sparsely populated, with Yan Huarong standing alone, and more or less ten or twenty people standing in other colleges .
Forget it, poor roots are also a kind of talent.
When the evening approached, whoever called out "Senior Liu Wenxing is here", the students who were whispering just now stopped talking and stretched their necks to look into the school.
There were not many people in Yuan Shu's college, so there was no one in front of him. When he looked up, he saw a man in school uniform walking leisurely with a file bag in his hand.The light blue collar is a unique symbol of the psychic academy.
"I heard that Liu Wenxing is a senior in the third year. He was the student with the best roots when he entered the school. He went directly to the School of Psychics. At that time, the dean greeted him personally, and after a month of inspection, he accepted him as the only student who entered the room." Yun Sheng whispered. explain.
Yuan Shu licked his lips: he was so amazing.
Sigh: Sure enough, that is someone else's life.
Liu Wenxing's face was cold and gloomy, a pair of long and narrow eyes swept over Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng, stayed on them for a moment, then turned to look at Yan Huarong, and said indifferently: "A freshman from the School of Spirituality? "
Yan Huarong was obviously very reserved towards Liu Wenxing, the arrogance on his body was gone, he nodded submissively, and smiled carefully.
However, when he was taken away by Liu Wenxing, he turned around and showed a trademark sneer at Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng, so angry that Yun Sheng almost picked up a brick and greeted him.
When those two people walked away, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and started talking again.
"That's Liu Wenxing!"
"The Ace Academy is still the dean's direct succession, so the cultivation level must be very high!"
"I heard that the dean is over 1000 years old and has never taken in a single student. Senior Liu Wenxing is amazing!"
Yuan Shu thought about it, his master was over 700 years old anyway, he was only [-] years younger than the dean, so what's there to be proud of!Although I don't know if Master lied to him.
Yun Sheng seemed to be unhappy all the time, ever since Yan Huarong left with Liu Wenxing, he kept his head down and his double chin appeared.
I muttered to myself, not knowing what I was talking about.
Listening closely, Yuan Shu's face was covered with black lines.
Yun Sheng: "Such a handsome senior was abducted by Yan Huarong, a waste of everything, a waste of everything..."
Yuan Shu: ...
He always felt that he seemed to have discovered something extraordinary.
Just as he was about to stand a little further away, he suddenly met Shang Yunsheng's raised gaze, his face was completely devoid of frustration, and his eyes shone brightly.
"It's okay, Yuan Shu is much prettier than Senior Liu!"
Yuan Shu:! ! !
Master, where the hell did you trap your apprentice?I want to go home!
Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng were assigned to a big villa apartment without any accident.According to the instructor, there are few people in Lingzhi College and many houses are vacant, so it is cheaper for the two of them.
Yuan Shu faintly felt that the four years of university seemed to have seen the end: it was probably just messing around with diplomas.
There is a computer in the apartment, and the network cable has been fixed long ago, just to prevent the students from becoming addicted, and to use the Internet within a limited time every day.Yuan Shu tidied up, took a comfortable hot bath, and then slowly turned on the computer.According to the teacher's instructions within a limited time, I registered a student number for myself, and then boarded the school forum.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, the apple in your mouth is almost shocked when you look at it.The school forum is divided into several sections, and each department has its own forum page, which requires a password and can only be accessed through the school's network.In addition, it is a hodgepodge forum for everyone to discuss. The name is poetic, "Clear Water River Ting", and it is still anonymous.
Clicking on it, it seems that they are all posts from senior brothers and sisters:
[Help, I was just assigned to the Beastmaster Academy as a freshman, the instructor gave me a snake when we met, I was so frightened that I fainted, I want to change my major!So scary QAQ]
【hang!Pick up the only grass in the Witchcraft Academy, and soak up the scum of all the seniors and sisters in the academy! 】
[Newly made Gu insects, after making offerings, they can make lovers change their minds, and they are sold at a low price, only 300 yuan! 300 yuan can't buy you a loss, 300 yuan can't buy you a fool, 300 yuan can buy a heart that beats for you! 】
[Amitabha, the Buddhist Academy has rescued a group of ancient mantongs. Which layman is willing to form a relationship and rejoice in merit. 】
Yuan Shu, who had always been a little slow, finally came to his senses: what kind of crane leads the way, what kind of luck charm, it must be Master who is lying to him again!
A phone call came, but I heard my master say "I didn't tell you, I was just teasing you, so you hung up the phone", speaking calmly, Yuan Shu was so angry that his hands shook.Having grown under such a master for 20 years, he feels that it is a miracle that he has not grown crooked.
Silently switched the phone to video, in the blank expression of his master, awkwardly gestured the middle finger, watched Changqing go from blank to unbelievable with his own eyes, and hung up without hesitation.
How angry!
Carrying the bag slowly, he stood at the back of the line.The team is all freshmen. Although Yuan Shu is two or three years older than them, he has been repeating his third year of high school after graduating from high school, so it seems that there is not much difference in temperament.
"Hey, classmate, what's your name?" The classmate in front suddenly turned around.
It was a shorter brother with a chubby face and big eyes, who was smiling at him friendly.
"Yuan Shu." Yuan Shu replied slowly, her voice was warm and moist, like water flowing through ding dong, thin and continuous.
"My name is Yun Sheng!" The chubby little fat man said with a chuckle, "Do you have a favorite college? Maybe we will be assigned together!"
Favored college?
Yuan Shu was taken aback, not quite understanding: "What college?" Is this university divided into colleges?His unreliable master really didn't tell him anything.
At this question, Yun Sheng immediately opened up the chatterbox, and babbled a lot to him. The college alone listed no less than ten, and the explanations in it were like rap, talking about Yuan Shu's whole person. Sluggish: He was really ready to dawdle, why did he listen to what Yun Sheng said, it wasn't the case at all?
It’s okay to have psychics, Buddhism, and numerology, which sound like mediocre academies, but there are also academies like seedling Gu, beast control, Taoism, and witchcraft, which sound very metaphysical?
"Yuan Shu, I've introduced so many to you, have you decided which one to go to?" Yun Sheng asked with a smile.
Yuan Shu: ...
Stop talking, stop talking, stop talking.
He wants to go back to his hometown.
"What's the use of wanting to go? It also depends on whether you have the ability."
Suddenly there was a sneering voice behind him, and a vague "bumpkin" of disdain.
Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng turned around, and saw the young man in exquisite finery clothes with one hand in his pocket, his eyebrows raised, and the sneer at the corners of his mouth didn't have time to let go.
Yuan Shu was stunned for no reason, his whole body was a little dazed, his mouth opened, he thought for a long time, but he didn't hold back a word of reply.On the other hand, Yun Sheng couldn't hold back, pushed him behind her, and yelled at the boy.
"How do you talk? As long as you are amazing, you can go wherever you want and learn what you want to learn? Anyone who comes to this school has no background! Don't think that you look down on people because you dress well. Yuan Shu just wears a sack. They are ten thousand times more handsome than you!"
Yuan Shu lying on the gun inexplicably: ...
If you hate people, you hate people, why are you talking about your appearance?
The young man was so angry that his ears were red, and he said angrily: "Then when we see the time, whoever is the best will be assigned to a good college!"
Yun Sheng also turned his nostrils to the sky, snorted coldly, and pulled Yuan Shu's arm forward: "Don't worry about that psychopath, let's get assigned to the Ace of Psychics and slap him in the face!"
Facts have proved that the kind of plot that can be slapped in the face immediately after being teased by someone really only exists in novels.
Yuan Shu walked through the school gate, stood on the college's diversion table, and accepted the college's assignment test.When I saw the calculation data of the computer on the side showing Lingzhi College, I was still a little bit overwhelmed.After searching in my head for a long time, I didn't remember Yun Sheng's half description of this academy.
Turning around suspiciously, he asked, "Yun Sheng, what does Lingzhi Academy do? Have you mentioned it before?"
Then, I saw the chubby little fat man with a shocked expression and complicated eyes.
Yuan Shu remembered that in Chinese reading, this expression was called: heartbroken.
"Entering the psychic academy? Slap me in the face? You really, hahaha, think of yourself as the protagonist of the novel! Are you ashamed?"
After the young man who had been watching the joke finished speaking, he pushed Yuan Shu forward, and stood up on the academy's diversion table by himself.
Yuan Shu staggered from being pushed, almost couldn't stand still, and took several steps back to stabilize his figure.Looking at the boy's stats again, he gasped for breath.
[Student Yan Huarong, congratulations on being selected into the School of Psychics^_^]
Faced with Yan Huarong's ostentatious smile, Yuan Shu was in a bad mood: it's fine if he didn't make a face, and he was doubled back by others.There was a group of onlookers on the side, almost laughing together.
Yun Sheng took a deep breath and yelled at the surroundings: "What's so funny! Look at me!" Saying that, she also stood up, and then...
Almost rolled his eyes and fainted.
The diversion station really didn't give him any face, and he was also sorted into Lingzhi College.
Yuan Shu: ...
It's such a shame to lose a pair.
A group of freshmen laughed and talked one after another.Moreover, as more and more people stood on the diversion platform, Yuan Shu's situation became more and more embarrassing.
Dozens of people stood up, but no one shared with them.Only then did Yuan Shu almost come to his senses: This Lingzhi Academy is where the most untalented disciples stay, and there is not one out of a hundred such untalented disciples.
After everyone was assigned, Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng were standing alone in Lingzhi College, and even the psychic college was sparsely populated, with Yan Huarong standing alone, and more or less ten or twenty people standing in other colleges .
Forget it, poor roots are also a kind of talent.
When the evening approached, whoever called out "Senior Liu Wenxing is here", the students who were whispering just now stopped talking and stretched their necks to look into the school.
There were not many people in Yuan Shu's college, so there was no one in front of him. When he looked up, he saw a man in school uniform walking leisurely with a file bag in his hand.The light blue collar is a unique symbol of the psychic academy.
"I heard that Liu Wenxing is a senior in the third year. He was the student with the best roots when he entered the school. He went directly to the School of Psychics. At that time, the dean greeted him personally, and after a month of inspection, he accepted him as the only student who entered the room." Yun Sheng whispered. explain.
Yuan Shu licked his lips: he was so amazing.
Sigh: Sure enough, that is someone else's life.
Liu Wenxing's face was cold and gloomy, a pair of long and narrow eyes swept over Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng, stayed on them for a moment, then turned to look at Yan Huarong, and said indifferently: "A freshman from the School of Spirituality? "
Yan Huarong was obviously very reserved towards Liu Wenxing, the arrogance on his body was gone, he nodded submissively, and smiled carefully.
However, when he was taken away by Liu Wenxing, he turned around and showed a trademark sneer at Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng, so angry that Yun Sheng almost picked up a brick and greeted him.
When those two people walked away, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and started talking again.
"That's Liu Wenxing!"
"The Ace Academy is still the dean's direct succession, so the cultivation level must be very high!"
"I heard that the dean is over 1000 years old and has never taken in a single student. Senior Liu Wenxing is amazing!"
Yuan Shu thought about it, his master was over 700 years old anyway, he was only [-] years younger than the dean, so what's there to be proud of!Although I don't know if Master lied to him.
Yun Sheng seemed to be unhappy all the time, ever since Yan Huarong left with Liu Wenxing, he kept his head down and his double chin appeared.
I muttered to myself, not knowing what I was talking about.
Listening closely, Yuan Shu's face was covered with black lines.
Yun Sheng: "Such a handsome senior was abducted by Yan Huarong, a waste of everything, a waste of everything..."
Yuan Shu: ...
He always felt that he seemed to have discovered something extraordinary.
Just as he was about to stand a little further away, he suddenly met Shang Yunsheng's raised gaze, his face was completely devoid of frustration, and his eyes shone brightly.
"It's okay, Yuan Shu is much prettier than Senior Liu!"
Yuan Shu:! ! !
Master, where the hell did you trap your apprentice?I want to go home!
Yuan Shu and Yun Sheng were assigned to a big villa apartment without any accident.According to the instructor, there are few people in Lingzhi College and many houses are vacant, so it is cheaper for the two of them.
Yuan Shu faintly felt that the four years of university seemed to have seen the end: it was probably just messing around with diplomas.
There is a computer in the apartment, and the network cable has been fixed long ago, just to prevent the students from becoming addicted, and to use the Internet within a limited time every day.Yuan Shu tidied up, took a comfortable hot bath, and then slowly turned on the computer.According to the teacher's instructions within a limited time, I registered a student number for myself, and then boarded the school forum.
It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, the apple in your mouth is almost shocked when you look at it.The school forum is divided into several sections, and each department has its own forum page, which requires a password and can only be accessed through the school's network.In addition, it is a hodgepodge forum for everyone to discuss. The name is poetic, "Clear Water River Ting", and it is still anonymous.
Clicking on it, it seems that they are all posts from senior brothers and sisters:
[Help, I was just assigned to the Beastmaster Academy as a freshman, the instructor gave me a snake when we met, I was so frightened that I fainted, I want to change my major!So scary QAQ]
【hang!Pick up the only grass in the Witchcraft Academy, and soak up the scum of all the seniors and sisters in the academy! 】
[Newly made Gu insects, after making offerings, they can make lovers change their minds, and they are sold at a low price, only 300 yuan! 300 yuan can't buy you a loss, 300 yuan can't buy you a fool, 300 yuan can buy a heart that beats for you! 】
[Amitabha, the Buddhist Academy has rescued a group of ancient mantongs. Which layman is willing to form a relationship and rejoice in merit. 】
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