[Tianxia 3] Collection of Fashion Stories

What exactly does it smell like, Pi Daochang himself can't say why, but his intuition is quite accurate.He hesitated for about three moments between drawing his sword and shoveling, and then resolutely dug up the soil.The flashing of the plate at his feet showed that he hadn't dug in the wrong place.

Hey, look at this soil, it looks like a real treasure.No matter how difficult it is to dig a grave, preferably the one with an open weapon, you can also make a lot of money.Pi Daochang was thinking seriously, when the shovel suddenly poked something soft, pulling him out of his daydream a bit.This is not a snake - Pi Daozhang's scalp was slightly numb, he switched the shovel to his left hand, and his right hand silently touched the hilt of Tianyi's sword behind him, and dug again unswervingly.

A burst of unexplainable smoke rushed over him, and even the bushes on both sides exploded into blossoms.Pi Daochang, who couldn't keep his eyes open, dropped the shovel and touched his face first, thinking that he must not dig up any weird things, if his face was blown black, it would not be easy to tease the seniors and sisters of all sects.Fortunately, there was nothing abnormal to the touch. He opened his eyes tentatively, but he still couldn't get over the problem of sacrificing his life and money. He immediately lowered his head to look at the treasure spot that the plate tested for him——

oh.Pi Daochang indifferently threw the gleaming plate aside, patted the dirt on the Taoist robe and stood up.And damn it's a broken crock.

Don't say anything else, he's going to settle the score with Yi Jun's family, or he will give the money privately, and complain to the Mudu Quality Supervision Bureau if he is not private.The profiteer Yi Junshi wasted my life and ruined my purse, he was just trying to kill me - he turned around angrily and wanted to leave, when he stepped forward with his right leg, he found that his left leg was stuck in place for some reason and could not move.Looking down, I saw a strange creature that looked like a raccoon and looked like a girl, scratching the ground with its front paws and hugging its legs with its hind paws, and its wide-striped tail followed.

Hey!This evil spirit is really true!Pi Daochang drew his sword with a swipe, and put on an evil face as if he was going to cook roasted raccoon meat.

The crisp noodle man with a half-human figure and a small face looked back pitifully at him, his eyes were wet and filled with water, oh, I really feel sorry for him, Pi Daochang commented expressionlessly, He stabbed straight down with the sword in his hand, and while drawing the sword, he was still thinking whether it would be better to say a line like "Let the evildoer die".

"Gu——" A strange sound stopped his sword, and it came from the crisp noodle jerk who was hugging his leg.

The poor crispy noodle looked at him pitifully, and said pitifully, "I'm hungry..."

Daoist Pi is very handsome. What is rare is that he is different from other white lotus-like Taoist priests. He is a very flirtatious and cheap Taoist priest—not only does he not avoid meat, but he also loves to eat meat, and his craftsmanship is quite good.

Saying tearfully that you are hungry in front of someone who can cook and do a good job is simply a time-tested coquettish routine.Although Pi Daochang didn't understand why the cute noodle man in front of him acted like a baby to him, but his body started to act before his reason. When he came back to his senses, he was already sitting on the stone with an old cattail fan in his hand. A large earthen pot was happily opened, bubbling out bubbles and blasting the tangy aroma of malt...

No, it's the aroma of meat.

Simply Noodles squatted on one side, with his fluffy tail dangling, holding the bowl in both hands, staring at the broth with pious eyes, and seemed to be impatiently sucking his saliva twice before licking his lips—it seemed that he was really hungry.Pi Daozhang was hit in the heart suddenly, and directly took the bowl of crispy noodles, poured broth into it, and rubbed the ears protruding from the chaotic hair very lovingly, " drink."

The crispy noodles were not polite to him at all, Xilihulu finished his drink, then held his bowl pitifully, "Still hungry."

Mr. Pi Dao generously gave the pot of soup to the Crispy Noodles—it is a wonderful experience to watch others enjoy eating the food he made himself, so wonderful that he seems to be unable to remember that there is a thing called killing demons and eliminating demons , the male divine voice swayed so loudly that it floated into the ears of Gan Crispy Noodles, "Do you have a name?"

The dry and crispy noodles that bury their heads in drinking soup and eating meat blurted out two words, "Zhengzheng."

This name is not bad, Pi Daochang began to think seriously, it seems that he should have a background.But if he really has a background, why is he still so obsessed with a pot of ordinary broth... Wait.He suddenly remembered.This guy is clearly a raccoon monster!

Tsk, it is too intolerable for him to feel compassion for a female monster.Pi Daochang wrinkled his nose arrogantly, stood up decisively and prepared to leave.But who knows that the raccoon spirit named Zhengzheng seems to have eyes on the top of his head, and he doesn't even bother to drink the soup. So hungry."

Pi Daochang, who felt that he had initially mastered the mind-reading technique, immediately put on a straight face, "It's okay to support you, but you have to work for me."

Zhengzheng wagged its tail violently, but maybe the monster didn't seem to be very good at speaking human words, and the opening was still vague, "Monkey monkey monkey, what are you doing, what are you doing?"

This is too easy to cheat.Pi Daochang frowned and thought about it, "You are at the treasure spot marked on my five-element plate. You must have received the essence of the sun and the moon to become a spirit. Since you want food, you have to help me identify where there is a real treasure. , can it be done?"

Zhengzheng curled up her tail and nodded wildly, thinking that before hibernation, she had observed that there was nothing there, and she specially asked Mushroom Stew to bury the soil and drill holes herself. There is no treasure... But obviously it is better to fill the stomach Important, if you say it can be done, it will be done, um, it will definitely be done.

Pi Daochang, who thought he had dug out a treasure, went on the road happily.There is still his last one thousand gold belongings in the bank, and it would be five hundred pieces in plates. After opening the plates, he would send a kite to the stage. After a while, he would be able to return to the top ten of the bank's VIP list, climb to the peak of his life, marry Bai Fumei...wait for that, let's forget about it, a person who is too handsome can't be hanged from a tree prematurely, not even Bai Fumei.

Zhengzheng, who was ignorant of the fact that she was placed with high hopes, continued to work hard.In fact, I can’t blame her for this. Pi Daochang’s cooking skills are indeed a challenge for people with normal tastes (including demons).What's more, Zhengzheng has been "hibernating" in the earth cave for an unknown period of time, and it's normal to like to eat... right?

Pi Daochang is thinking about his successful life with a plate and a book of lightness exercises, so Zhengzheng has always responded to his requests for food.However, with the continuation of the treasure-digging business and the increasing number of successful excavations, Pi Daochang, whose reflex arc was not very long after all, suddenly found that his wallet was empty.

This is embarrassing.What about the three floating strengths?What about the thunder drill?No matter how bad the six disasters are, it's okay!Is Yidouhu Yexia Liangshuang okay?Not to mention that sometimes they don't even have blue pill packs, only...broken crock pots.

Pi Dao thought about it for a long time, thinking about all kinds of reasons, from wearing the wrong clothes, not looking good, to not being handsome enough, not rich in money, and finally succeeded in venting his anger to a certain dog that is currently concentrating on eating. On the raccoon spirit - if this guy didn't nod wildly every time he asked her anything, at least he could!Less digging broken crock pots...

So when I turned around, I found that my food standard had dropped.Having been with Pi Daozhang for so long, the raccoon spirit's words are slick enough, and there is also a weird flavor of Pi Daozhang's Central Plains Mandarin mixed with Jiangnan dialect: "I want to eat meat! Why don't you give me meat?" Eat meat! I'm working!"

"Is your job to find a pile of broken earthen jars for me to dig?" Pi Daozhang, who hoped that his face would turn red when he rubbed it hard, was also very angry, "Give you a bad review, and I have no money, what?" Then you let me dig treasures to get rich and then give you meat."

"No, no, no, no!" Zhengzheng fluttered, her tail slapped the ground vigorously, her little round face puffed up a little cutely, "It's my fault if you can't dig out good things from your own plate! I can feel something and tell you! Crockpot It’s also something! I didn’t lie to you!”

Pi Daochang didn't even bother to lift his eyelids, and put on a cold face of "do you like to eat or not?", silently refusing to continue communicating.After all, if you dig out the broken earthen jar, you will have no money, and if you have no money, you will not be able to buy meat. Even if you sell all the blue medicine bags, you will not be able to support the furry raccoon next door.For animals in this manic state, Pi Daochang's consistent principle is not to listen, to see, or to ask.

As a result, Daoist Pi got up early the next morning to feed the bear as usual. When he was trying to convince himself that "saving a bear's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, even though he is a monster, he didn't do anything bad", he suddenly discovered that A certain "waiting for food" raccoon spirit didn't even have a single hair left - did it go for food?

Pi Daochang felt a sense of relief that my stupid bear had just grown up, and he ate up the meat that was originally left to feed the bear with peace of mind, and he was so big that he didn't consider other possibilities at all.In his opinion, this cannot be called an incident at all. When a child grows up, he must leave the family and start his own life. Of course, he must first start with his own diet.It means that Jiangnan is rich in products. Although the war and floods have made people's livelihood a little bit poor, but it's just a raccoon, it must be fine...

?

Zhengzheng didn't come back all day.

Pi Daochang felt that his kidneys hurt a little, so he silently unwrapped the package of Hu Ye Xia Liang Shuang and ate it.He is good at cooking, but when he is alone, he is always lazy——Patriarch Yunhua, Pindao is really hungry... Did that idiot raccoon find something to eat? After all, he raised her for more than a month. I ran away as soon as I said it, and I said that monsters are ruthless and ungrateful, so the motherfucker is true...

There was no news from Zhengzheng for five days.

Almost lazy myself to death on the broken plank bed