My krypton gold old attack

Shen Wenmin is not sure if this is a dream or a "sleepwalking" incident like last time, but there is a high probability that he entered the game.

Such supernatural things have already happened, so it is also possible that the paper man he suspected before has consciousness.

The setting of this old K is really a bit against the sky. No matter how high the force value is, you can still analyze the meaning of his words. According to the current level of technology, it should be impossible for the paper man to achieve this level of flexibility. , then there is only one explanation: the paper man actually has self-awareness.

There is a reason for Shen Wenmin to be so suspicious.

Have you ever seen such a smart paper man?

Not only will he be ecstatic because of your words, but he will also be angry because of your words. Now he is even more suspicious, and he can actually see that he is tired, so he brought out such a large table of food for him.

At this moment, old K looked at the new master.

He doesn't take the initiative to care about people, but he just did that.

However, he has never been entangled. Although many of the new master's behaviors are a bit strange, it does not prevent him from reciprocating.

"The Lord is tired, you can eat to restore your strength."

After old K finished speaking, he looked away and sat there obediently.

Shen Wenmin hesitated for a moment, this doesn't look like a person with self-awareness.

If this is really a person with self-consciousness, who is directed to and fro in this way, wouldn't he have rebelled long ago?

That must have been his overthinking.

Shen Wenmin naturally ignored the fact that Old K is prone to blackening. In his heart, old K's blackening is like meeting a child who is in an unstable mood. Before, he was worried that the blackening value would explode. But after experiencing a blackening value of 99, he felt that old K was just a paper tiger, but he liked to see old K's blackening value jumping repeatedly.

He dispelled his doubts and focused on eating.

As a player, he has never really eaten the food designed in the game.

The design of this food is pretty, but the taste...

Shen Wenmin put a piece of shiny food into his mouth, and his face immediately turned ugly.

"This looks so good, but it's too bad to eat, right?" Shen Wenmin wanted to cry, but he didn't expect such a good-looking thing to be so bad. He wrinkled his face, and the face of the old K opposite him changed completely.

The new owner is too much like a child.

As far as he is concerned, these meals are just to satisfy his hunger, his appetite is not strong, just enough to eat.

Shen Wenmin watched the old K eat the reward from the boat with a blank face, he blinked, and asked in confusion: "It's so unpalatable, how did you eat it?"

"Food, it's just enough to satisfy your hunger."

"..." Old K didn't talk much in the first place, but as a result, he spoke in an old-fashioned way, and Shen Wenmin was taken aback for a while.

He raised old K like a cub. Although he didn't like the factory configuration of old K, he still had the patience to modify it for this handsome face.

The first choice should start with this talk.

"You have to talk a little more, don't waste words like gold."

Old K: "..." Judging from how he got along with the new master these two days, he might be planning something wrong. Hearing this, he said calmly, "It's like this."

He was originally a taciturn person, and after staying in this nihilistic world for so many years, he no longer knew how to speak, let alone facing the new master, he didn't know what to say.

"When it comes to talking, the sentences should be longer, and some modal particles should be added, such as: eh, ah, well, it will appear more cordial." Shen Wenmin taught online, giving an example: "For example, you should say a little more, so that you It's cuter~"

"To emphasize the point, when speaking modal particles, it's best to tremble, with twists and turns."

Old K pursed his lips slightly, and answered him very simply: "Yeah."

amount……

Old K is really a cold and aloof cub.

Pretty cool though.

So, can't cool and cute be both?

Shen Wenmin thought greedily: I really want a cool and cute cub.

**

The cute Zaizai probably can only exist in imagination, because Kuzaizai Old K is not only cool, but also a fighting maniac. After he rested, he reminded him: "Bet."

They made a bet before that if Shen Wenmin, the master, lost, they would go to fight the little monsters and come back to upgrade the companion.

Old K was afraid that his extremely lazy master would renege on his debt.

"Well, I'm still betting on defeat." However, it was said that he was asked to fight little monsters, but it was not the case, because he could set it up to let his companions fight.

A simple dungeon, old K can be singled out by himself, and he has not yet reached the full level, but his combat power is so strong. If he reaches the full level, wouldn't it be against the sky?

Shen Wenmin originally wanted to keep a low profile, but he has already drawn a companion who can't keep a low profile, so even if he wants to keep a low profile, he can't do it.

When old K was fighting monsters, Shen Wenmin asked old K: "If you reach the full level, will there be no opponents in the whole game?"

While brandishing his knife, Old K answered him calmly: "Not now."

Shen Wenmin didn't expect that old K was quite narcissistic, and he could say all these words.

However, this upgrade is not so easy. The maximum level is 150. How many copies and tasks do you have to do to reach the maximum level?

Shen Wenmin is a lazy person. If he doesn't want to enter the game, he will fight first. It's better not to mention this matter to Old K.

He quietly turned off the topic, and helped old K fight a little monster with twinkling eyes.

However, I don't know if it's because the player and the accompanying monster will reveal something different. As soon as Shen Wenmin made a move, a rare thing exploded: the Book of Heaven.

A book called Chun Gong Tu was released before, and the old K’s baby looks like something, but the book that comes out now, compared with the thickness of Chun Gong Tu, is simply not of the same order of magnitude, and the effect is naturally not an order of magnitude.

Sure enough, old K's expression changed when he saw the things that exploded here.

"Yes." Old K stopped fighting the boss, and ran to him anxiously, and opened his mouth.

This was the first time that old K asked him for something. Usually, old K was very arrogant, as if whoever provoked him would immediately blacken him in place.

But now, when he meets what he wants, he immediately turns into a good baby and stands in front of him.

Shen Wenmin raised the corners of his mouth and raised his eyebrows, and turned around with the exploded book, as if he didn't move to give it to him.

Old K was in a rare panic, and said, "The heavenly book is a treasure. If you read it, you can go up to three levels." Now old K is at level [-], and the further you go, the harder it is to level up. A book from heaven can jump up to three levels. It is indeed a very high-level book, and it is no wonder that old K is so excited that he can eagerly rush to him to ask for it.

"You want it so much?" Shen Wenmin said.

Old K nodded very seriously and said, "I think so."

"If you want, you can also, give me a good time?"

Shen Wenmin's cheerfulness was because he wanted old K to show some talent, but old K obviously didn't think so.

He pursed his lips tightly, and the new master spoke cheerfully, just like the bandits on the hill.

So how does he want to be happy?

Shen Wenmin looked up.

Ah!

The blackening value soared to 99!

The author has something to say: Let the old K give you a lot of fun.

Push my advance collection - "Paper Man Idol Is Not an Idiot Vase"

Copywriting

Mingxin is a character in the game "National Idol". He is raised by the player Shen Yi. The player Shen Yi spends money generously and sends him to the coveted C position.

But because of a game bug, he came out of the game world and became a starlet.

This little star, just debuted because of the hot search on his face, but what followed was overwhelming black material.

Insufficient tone of voice, uncoordinated limbs, poor culture, was given a straw bag vase by Heizi.

The corner of Ming Xin's mouth twitched: Heh!Straw bag vase?He is the idol of the whole people, okay?

It didn't take long.

The sunspots discovered that the idiot vase is no longer an idiot, but they have harmed their calm and self-sufficient actor!

**

Shen Yi is also a well-known cool, self-sustaining and prudent actor in the industry. His daily life is either reading books or fishing, and his Weibo is in a state of grass all year round.

One day, due to work needs, Prudence sent an "old artist" to play the popular "National Idol", and was fascinated for a while. For the first time in his life, he raised money to support a starlet, and sent his own starlet to the c position.

Just when he was addicted to it, there was a bug in the game, and the paper man he had raised for a long time was lost? ? ?

And not long after, a starlet named Mingxin entangled him. He didn't understand love and love, but his arrogant temperament was exactly the same as the paper man he ran away with.

【small theater】

Shen Yi's interviews have always been calm and steady. Recently, some fans have discovered that the interviews of veteran cadres have turned over.

Before: My hobby is fishing.

Now: My hobby is listening to music.

Before: I like black.

Now: like colorful.

Before: I like wolfberry tea.

Now: Occasionally accept happy water from Fei Zhai.

Sunspots: Has the old cadre overturned?What likes fishing, what likes black, what likes wolfberry tea, it's bullshit.

Later, when Shen Yi and Ming Xin made it public, everyone discovered:

Mingxin loves to sing.

Mingxin's favorite color is colorful.

Ming Xin likes to drink the Happy Water of Fat House.

Veteran cadre Shen Yi: My kids like it, and I like it too.

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#明馨: He was created by a designer, he doesn't understand love, but he knows that someone spent a lot of money on him, and he likes him.

#沉借: He has always been calm and self-sufficient, but he lost his heart because of a paper man in the game. The little ancestor in the game must continue to be loved outside the game.

The old cadre style attack vs the paper man who doesn't understand love but is a good singer and dancer (the age difference is not big, but the psychological age difference is a bit big)