Master, your apprentice has fallen into a demon again

Su Baili stroked his tail and ears, sighed, and climbed into bed to go to sleep, but he pressed his tail when he was lying down, and his ears when he slept on his side.

He turned left and right and couldn't find a comfortable sleeping position. He thought that he was neither human nor demon anyway, so he might as well just curse the author and turn into a cat and go out for a while.

Anyway, after becoming a cat, you can be unscrupulous.

"Qianshanjue, fuck me/Your uncle!"

"Qian Shanjue, you hot chicken!"

He scolded the original author well, and after a flash of white light, he turned into a cat again.

I was lucky today, I walked around and didn't meet the big squirrel.

Instead, I met the little beauty from yesterday again.

Su Baili waved his paw at him: "Meow meow!" Little beauty, little beauty, what a coincidence!

"It's you again." The little beauty also saw him, and there was a flash of light in her dark eyes.

He bent down and picked up the snow ball at his feet, stroked its head, lightly stroked its back twice, and then scratched its neck.

"Gulu Gulu∽" is so cool!

The kitten narrowed its eyes comfortably.

Immediately afterwards, the little beauty turned it over again, and that restless hand slid towards the soft pink belly.

The cat's half-closed eyes, which were so comfortable just now, opened suddenly, and swung its paws at the little beauty, who let go of her hand in pain.

Taking advantage of this gap, the cat quickly slipped out of his arms.

Excuse me!You can touch Lao Tzu's back, but you can't touch Lao Tzu's stomach.

The little beauty looked at her arm, which was not healed yesterday, and added a few new bloodstains today, and she couldn't laugh or cry.

"Why is the little guy so fierce? Be careful, I will stew you in soup."

The cat climbed up a nearby tree and looked at him condescendingly: "Meow meow∽" Hey, take me to make soup, do you have such a big pot at home?

The little beauty saw the white ball on the treetop showing disdain for him, and suddenly laughed, this cat is quite intelligent.

He said: "I won't make trouble with you anymore, I'm going to find something to eat."

Su Baili was a little puzzled: "Meow?" You didn't eat anything today?

But the little beauty stopped talking to him, turned around and was about to leave, still walking in the direction of the pear tree yesterday.

"Meow meow." You are growing up, how can you eat that pear every day?

Su Baili quickly jumped down from the tree, hooking the little beauty's trousers with his claws.

"Meow∽" Come with me, I will take you to eat delicious food.

The language of cats is ultimately incomprehensible to humans.

The little beauty was no exception, but after seeing the kitten ticking his trousers, he started to walk forward, walked a few steps and then stopped to wait for him.

Seeing him looking over, the cat "meowed" and walked forward again.

The little beauty thought about it, but followed.

The cat seemed to be very familiar with the road conditions. After turning left and right, it took him to a place he had never set foot in.

In front of him was a flower garden with various spiritual plants. Not far away was a large pond, above which was filled with thick mist, and even a long distance away, he could breathe the icy cold air.

But the water in the pool is very clear, and the fish swimming in the water can be clearly seen by the moonlight.

The little beauty glanced at it from afar, and couldn't help raising her eyebrows, then bent down and touched Xuetuanzi's head: "The cat is awesome!"

"Meow ∽" That's not right!

Su Baili was a little terrified, because he suffered from ignorance of the way yesterday, so today when he had nothing to do during the day, he walked around the entire Luoxia Peak.

When he saw the cold and white mist in the pond, he thought that the fish here should be delicious.

……

The little beauty held the cat in her arms for a long time, and after being pawed by Su Baili, she put him down with a smile and went to the flower garden.

But after walking a few steps, he couldn't move forward, as if a barrier had been placed in front of the flower garden, blocking the little beauty's way.

The little beauty tried several times, but the invisible barrier still blocked him, preventing him from moving forward.

The food is right in front, but you can only see it, but you cannot eat it.

"Forget it, let's go back! This is probably not a place we can come to." The little beauty sighed, picked up the cat and walked back.

Su Baili was a little strange. When he came during the day, he passed directly and didn't touch the barrier.

Unwilling to give up, he jumped out of the arms of the little beauty, and walked slowly towards the flower garden on catwalks.

In the next second, he passed through without hindrance.

"Meow meow!" Little beauty, you wait, I will catch fish for you.

The little cat turned to look at him, its chin raised high, and the eyes of the blue mandarin ducks were full of embarrassment.

The little beauty didn't speak. He looked at Bai Tuanzi under the moonlight with a smile in his eyes.

Su Baili walked a few steps, seeing that the little beauty was still waiting there, he walked forward with confidence.

He squatted by the edge of the cold pool for a while, looking for which fish was the fattest, and then fished it out quickly.

The fish is quite lively and has been struggling hard.

Su Baili was not in a hurry, and only dragged the fish back when the fish was exhausted from tossing on the bank.

……

The little beauty squatted behind the barrier, watching the snow-white fluffy dumpling, dragging a fish bigger than its body, running towards him cheerfully, he finally couldn't help showing a touch of warmth. laugh.

Su Baili dragged the fish to his feet, "Meow?" Is it enough?Not enough for me to grab another one.

The cat's eyes sparkled as if they were soaked in moisture, and its pink ears twitched, as if it was waiting for his reply.

"Enough is enough, let's go back."

The little beauty picked up the cat who was going to catch fish again, looked at the tip of its pink nose, and couldn't help but lowered her head and pecked on it.

Su Baili: "..."

Kissed?What kind of human suffering is this?

"Meow woo woo∽" I'm dirty, I'm not clean anymore, ahhhhh...

The cat froze as if it had been struck by lightning, its eyes were dull, and when it came to its senses, it went mad and screamed miserably.

The little beauty didn't notice anything strange about the cat, she carried the fish in one hand and picked up the cat in her arms with the other.

Back outside the woodshed, the little beauty put the cat on the grass and began to process the fish.

After scraping the scales, he quietly stole a piece of honey from the hornet's nest under the eaves.

While applying honey evenly on the fish, he looked at the crazy "meowing" cat, and said with some disgust, "What's wrong? It's been meowing since I came back."

"Meow meow meow meow..." Do you still have the face to ask me what's wrong?If it weren't for the fact that your face looks good, I would have scratched your mouth.

This long series of rhythmic meows made the little beauty startled.

He stopped the action of seasoning the fish, and took a serious look at the kitten.

The cat squatted there, wiping the tip of its pink nose several times with its forelegs, as if something dirty was stuck there, and its big agate-like eyes were full of grievance and anger.

What's going on here?The little beauty was a little puzzled. He thought for a while, and it seemed that the cat started to bark after being kissed by him.

Is it...

The little beauty put the fish on the charcoal fire, wiped her hands clean, pulled out a piece of dog's tail grass, shook it in front of the cat, and said tentatively: "Are you blaming me for not kissing you?"

The cat slapped the dog's tail grass away with one paw, and gave him a fierce "meow".

The little beauty squinted her eyes, and said wickedly: "Didn't I just kiss you? What does it matter?"

The cat froze, and immediately barked even more fiercely.

"Meow meow?" It doesn't matter what you mean, if you have the ability, let someone kiss you!

"Hey! Let me give you a kiss." The little beauty picked up the cat, pinched the back of its neck, and pressed her face to its mouth.

Su Baili: "..."

The soft and warm touch sticks under the lips, and Su Baili can even feel the fine fluff on the little beauty's face.

Ah this...

Su Baili couldn't bear it anymore, his fur was completely blown up, his white fur stood up one by one, and the palm-sized snow dumpling suddenly exploded into a hedgehog, gaining a full circle of fat.

He raised his paw, and slapped the little beauty's with the tip of the claw, with a "stab", successfully painted the little beauty's arm again.

"Hiss..." The little beauty covered her arms and frowned, but in the next second she still hugged the furious cat into her arms.

"I just kissed you, and now you kissed me and scratched me, so we're even."

"Meow Meow Meow∽" You deserve it!Rogue, shameless, little pervert, big bastard...

Su Baili was imprisoned in his arms, unable to lift his claws at all, he could only be helpless and furious, with nothing to love in his heart.

Hearing the cat's increasingly irritable and shrill cry, the little beauty bent her knees, hooped the cat's two front legs and lifted it onto her knees.

Looking directly at those wet mandarin duck eyes, he said, "I suspect you are scolding me."

"Meow!" I'm just scolding you, bastard!

"It's wrong to swear."

"Meow∽" I will scold you even if I am wrong, you stinking hooligan!

"What are you scolding me for?"

"Meow." Scolding you shamelessly!

"But I can't understand you even if you scold me."

"Meow?" You still ask if you don't understand?Ask a hammer.

……

One person and one cat quarreled through the language barrier, and finally started fighting again. The little beauty fell into deep thought as she saw the dozen more paw prints on her wrist.

I'm afraid this cat has become a sperm.

The cat on the opposite side was cursing, baring its teeth and claws, extremely arrogant.

The little beauty was funny and angry, no matter how angry he was, he couldn't quarrel with the cat, but looking at the other's small pink mouth, which kept opening and closing, it gave him a headache.

The little beauty had no choice but to quickly remove the spines from the grilled fish slices and feed them into the cat's mouth.

The taste of the fish was even more delicious and sweet than expected, Su Baili finally calmed down, and quietly ate the fish fed by the little beauty.

It has been three days since he traveled through time, but he has never eaten a single grain of rice, because the original body has been devoid of grains, and the kitchen staff did not even present it to him except for making food for the little apprentice every day.

He was too embarrassed to ask, for fear of ruining the character in front of his servants.

Now that I can finally eat something, I immediately forgot to call the little beauty a hooligan.

……

A fish was eaten by a man and a cat, and the moon was hollowed out.

Su Baili wiped his face with his paws, flicked his tail without saying hello to the little beauty, turned around and walked gracefully on catwalks, and walked away without looking back, like a ruthless scumbag.

While putting out the charcoal fire, the little beauty was handling the fish bones, and couldn't help laughing when she saw the cat walking away gracefully.

But it's a pity that the cat was unrestrained for less than a second, and it was only five feet away from the woodshed, when the big squirrel sneaked up, its dark eyes glowing green in the dark night, it was very strange. scary.

Su Baili was startled, turned around and ran away, the sad cat's meow resounded through the night sky.

The little beauty reacted quickly, and accurately threw the half of the charcoal in her hand, blocking it between the big squirrel and the white cat.

The big squirrel ran away, but Su Baili didn't dare to go back to Liyun Temple alone, who knows when the dead mouse will appear again.

He slowly lingered to the side of the little beauty, pulling at his trousers.

"Meow meow meow∽" How about you take me in for another night tonight?

Seeing the look of expectation in the cat's blue mandarin duck eyes, the little beauty actually felt that she understood what it meant.

Bending down and stretching out his hand, he stroked its fluffy fur for a while before saying, "Although I hate sharing the same bed with you, if you really want to stay, just sleep for another night."

"Meow meow?" I don't even despise your broken bed, but you still despise me?

"Who told you to shed hair and snore?"

The cat was taken aback for a moment, then silently lit up its paws.

The little beauty took a step back and silently protected her arm.

***

When Su Baili woke up, he had already turned into a human form. He sat up and looked around, but the little beauty was no longer there.

He didn't know which sect the little beauty was from, and he didn't know what the little beauty did when she left early and came back late every day.

But he didn't mean to ask more, because he himself occupied other people's bodies, and the best way to save his life when he crossed over was to ask less and talk less.

Who knows when he asked something that shouldn't be asked, and whether it would reveal his secrets. After all, in a school, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, there are many people with higher cultivation than him.

Su Baili got up and got out of bed, left the firewood room and walked towards the Liyun Palace. As soon as he arrived at the gate of the palace, he heard the painful howls of ghosts and wolves coming from the room of his little apprentice.

Su Baili was startled, and rushed over quickly, the door of the little apprentice was still closed, Su Baili couldn't force his way in, so he had to pat on the door tentatively.

"Shang'er, what's the matter? What happened?"

The person inside the door took a deep breath, and it took a long time before he calmly said: "Master, it's nothing, just open your throat in the morning."

"Okay." Su Baili didn't doubt that he was there, asked him to get up for breakfast, then turned and left.

……

Hearing him walking away, Jiang Xiaonian at the door howled again with a bitter face.

"Fuck his uncle's black pineapple, don't be caught by me, if I catch you, I will definitely kill you."

After he finished scolding, he still did not give up and lifted the quilt to take a look at the baby who was passed on from generation to generation. The baby was still limp and had no intention of waking up in the morning.

"That black pineapple's curse actually came true?" Jiang Xiaonian rolled his eyelids and fell directly on the bed.

"I, the protagonist of the dignified book, the future Long Aotian in the cultivation world, can't... be tough? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"