Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

It took a long time for Shuo Zong to realize what the problem was. Holding the God-killing Whip around his waist, he couldn't help but feel a little complicated.

Demon Realm is really not weak at all.

In ancient times, the world of Asura was even the biggest heart trouble in the Heavenly Court. Bo Xun did whatever he wanted, and he had a group of subordinates who were devoted to him. The power assembled cannot be underestimated anywhere.

They indulge in sensuality, admire lust and enjoyment, and each has high strength.So much so that at that time, in addition to worshiping gods and Buddhas, mortals in the world also had many sincere fans who worshiped them.

Although outsiders could not enter the Asura Realm, there were many legends about Bo Xun even in the Heavenly Court at that time. It is also luxurious, and the palace of the mortal emperor is even more unmatched.

Now in the world of Ashura, the legendary palace exuding a strong atmosphere of relics is right in front of you. It is indeed incomparable to the palace of the emperor of heaven in the past.

Unfortunately, this past refers to the past thousands of years ago.

In fact, going to heaven is not what the modern world fantasizes about. Even the aesthetics of gods and Buddhas are changing with the changes of the times. In ancient times, there were no tiles in the world, and the imperial palaces were covered with mud, wood and thatched roofs. The gods in heaven naturally don't know how to use thatched roofs, but how can they be more luxurious than the world?

But now the palace of gods in heaven has been refurbished and tempered several times with the improvement of mortal aesthetics. After the collapse of heaven, the standard of living in the world has improved by leaps and bounds to the extent that even gods and Buddhas are stunned. Master Feng Boyu has now returned to the star position After that, I was fussing every day about many smart tools that I had never seen or even dared to imagine in the world-cities, tall buildings, cars, electrical appliances... When I first learned online healthcare courses through videos, they were even used. Several spells were used to determine whether the teacher on the tablet had a demonic aura.

This is just a change in the past 100 years.

For more than 100 years, the world has been turned upside down, and the innovation of human technology has reached the point where even the gods cannot adapt.

The demons of the demon world have been hiding in this hidden barrier for thousands of years since the dragons had no leader.

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Mo Luo realized that the Demon King disliked the impoverishment of the Demon World, and all of them panicked, and hurriedly begged the Demon King to return to the palace to inspect the treasure.

The devil's palace still retains the scenery of thousands of years ago, magic treasures and fairy grass, Buddha's futon, etc., etc., I don't know how many treasures of gods and Buddhas have been stolen, and there is not even a single bit of common things inside.

It’s just...

What a disappointment!

Tuanjieyi looked at a pile of useless futon herbs and felt that none of them were worth much. He knocked on the wall and paced the floor, his disappointment was beyond words: "What is this black thing?!"

Wei Xi realized that the emperor's wealth is estimated to be very meager, and he was a little disappointed: "The last time I watched a TV show, the king of a small country in the west of the world is very extravagant, and the walls of the palace are covered with diamonds. , You don’t even have gold, don’t you have diamonds?”

Shuo Zong: "..."

Maras: "QAQ?"

No matter how wary Shuo Zong was of the demon world, he couldn't bear their ignorance at the moment: "The walls and floors here are paved with spiritual stones."

And there are a large number of spirit stones, which are unimaginable for gods and Buddhas. How can their value be compared with that of ordinary things like gold?

It is true that Wei Xi could smell the strong aura as soon as he entered the room. After hearing his explanation, he finally let go of his disgust and patiently stepped forward to touch those black and red stones: "So this is a very precious thing?"

Shuo Zong nodded.After the Heavenly Dao collapsed and the spiritual energy dissipated, all the spiritual mines in the world disappeared, and of course the spiritual stones also disappeared. Looking at the six worlds, I am afraid that this place is the only place where so many are preserved

Wei Xi was still a bit greedy and wanted to taste it, but when he heard this, he immediately dismissed the idea, exchanged glances with the eldest apprentice, and then broke off a piece and stuffed it into the eldest apprentice who tacitly opened the coat pocket.

Maras: "?"

Shuo Zong: "...what are you doing?"

The Taicang sect is already very poor, and now the apprentice has created an even poorer demon world, and it seems that he has to support himself. Wei Xi is worried about the source of funds for his own sect: "It can be sold at that time."

Tuanjieyi had a lot of fun digging his own corner, and signaled to Master to break off the bigger piece next to it: "Yeah, I'm so poor that I'm about to drink the northwest wind, so I have to find a way to get some sources of funds. Brother, this thing is very popular outside. Bat?"

Shuo Zong: "..."

Shuo Zong simply didn't know how to deal with these two psychopaths, so he could only reply coldly: "No one would buy it."

In the past, only a small number of people could have spiritual stones, and they never fell into the hands of mortals. After the collapse of the heavens, they disappeared completely. Only a few surviving high-quality jade stones have a small amount of spiritual energy left.However, a truly pure spiritual stone does not look like a jade stone. How could a mortal recognize this thing and spend money to buy it?

Master and apprentice: "..."

Wei Xi took out the spirit stone in disappointment and took a bite. Was it a worthless thing again?

No car, no internet, no water and electricity, now even the palace can’t find anything valuable, and the poorest poor county in the world wouldn’t be like this. Tuanjieyi finally collapsed completely: “What a broken place!”

The Moluos said anxiously: "Your Majesty! Do you want gold? That's easy! After you ascend the throne, you lead us to conquer the world and become the lord of the world. Then everything in the world will be yours!"

Lord of the world?Tuanjieyi was actually moved, and immediately looked at Master in shame, not daring to show it.

Lord of the world...Wei Xi was stared at by the big apprentice like this, and he didn't dare to show his heartbeat...

Being a beast is so tiring.

Shuo Zong, the only one who was normal, looked at the Maras coldly, and said with a sneer, "The lord of all things? Do you think human beings are still the same as they used to be? They are now developing rapidly in technology, and their weapons are also powerful. If they hit an atomic bomb, they will die together with you." , be careful not to lose money by stealing chickens."

The Mo Luo never expected that the human beings would be so powerful after thousands of years, and gritted their teeth: "The big deal is to kill all the human beings before they resist!"

Shuo Zong didn't even have time to speak, but the idiot master and apprentice were very quick to retort when their interests were touched this time: "Crazy! Killed all human beings, are you here to supply power to the network?!"

Wei Xi also shook his head: "No, Taicang Sect still needs believers to worship. Without believers, how will Taicang Sect develop?"

The Moluos suddenly felt hopeless.

******

Mo Luo could only let a group of female Mo Luo serve Wei Xi and Shuo Zong to rest in other places, and concentrate on worrying.

Wei Xi looked at these female demons frequently, and Shuo Zong couldn't help frowning, blocking his sight: "What are you looking at?"

Wei Xi was blocked by his apprentice, gnawed on the spirit stone, and seemed a little disappointed: "I didn't see anything."

Alas, I thought I could come to the Demon Realm to hunt, but now this group of demons seems to have become the subordinates of the big disciples. If they are rounded up, they are the employees of the Taicang sect, so they can't eat them again?

It would be fine if the Demon Realm was rich, but they were still so poor. What was the use of this group of employees? It was better to recruit a pig farm owner.

Wei Xi felt that he had suffered a great loss.

Shuo Zong was also a little upset: the female demons in Yu Guangli were as ugly as the male demons, but their bodies were all hot. In addition to the hot weather in the demon world, they all dressed very coolly.

A little female demon leader who was accompanying him couldn't help laughing when he saw the confrontation between the two.

I heard that this is a monk from the human world. She didn't see too many monks thousands of years ago.

For thousands of years, the demon world has looked down on monks the most. These practitioners are always full of pedantic morality and heartlessness. Looking at these two in front of them, even looking at the female devil a few times seems to hinder their realm.

Actually...

Even the Buddha can hardly resist the temptation of his Majesty, who in the world can truly be heartless?

Thinking of the respect shown by her demon king to Wei Xi, the corners of female demon Luo Yinhong's mouth slightly curled up, and her eyes sparkled.

When Wei Xi was taken alone to change clothes, he saw the little leader who had brought him in just leaning against the stone slump.

Seeing this, the other female demons on the side laughed coquettishly, the laughter was full of deep meaning, and there seemed to be a different atmosphere surging in the dark palace.

The leader of the demon girl was lying horizontally, her eyes were like hooks: "My lord, Your Majesty Tianmo asked me to serve you."

Wei Xi took a bite of the spirit stone that he broke off and didn't finish eating just now, and he didn't feel too cold for her: "Then why are you lying down, get up and work."

The witch Luo paused, why is she so puzzled...

After a while, he smiled again: "Master, do you know where this is?"

Wei Xi: "Where?"

Demoness: "This is the realm of Ashura, the realm where all desires gather. Guess what's different between this place and the human world."

Although the authentic spirit stone tastes good, it is very hard, even harder than the horns of the vexed demon, so Wei Xi had to stop and rest for a few seconds after taking a few bites: "What's the difference?"

The female demon Luo Jiao smiled: "The difference is that you are here, you can do whatever you want."

At the same time, the slender legs slowly slid out of the hem of the clothes, and stretched out a beautiful arm towards Weixi: "For example, me, Lord Tianmo asked me to serve you, then you can do whatever you want with me."

Wei Xi paused: "Really?"

The Moro smiled.

Wei Xi put down the spirit stone, thought for a while and said, "Thank you."

Female Demon: "???"

Is Renxiu too polite?Why do you have to thank me for this?

But Wei Xi had already walked over, and her gaze became much more focused than before. She immediately put aside her doubts, and said that she didn't understand the style, but her heart was moved.

******

On the other side, when Shuo Zong took off his coat, he felt a warm breath approaching from his back. He turned around and waved his hand, and the female demon Luo who was leaning over was waved away by him: "Get out."

The female demon was a bit annoyed, but she didn't dare to disobey him, so she said unwillingly, "My lord, you've already arrived in the world of Asura, why do you still have to follow those ruthless rules that destroy human desires?"

Shuo Zong sneered, threw away his coat, and his eyes fell on the shiny purple gold chain on his chest: "Who wants to kill you, do you know where this thing came from?"

Female Demon: "?"

Shuo Zong had nothing to say to him. After changing his clothes, he strode away. When he came out, he didn't see Wei Xi, so he immediately frowned, "Where's Wei Xi?"

Female Demon: "Who are you asking?"

Shuo Zong glanced at her, realizing that no one here knew Wei Xi's name, so he could only say, "My master."

The female demon immediately showed an ambiguous smile: "So I was asking that lord, as your majesty's master, that lord will naturally have the most outstanding erinyam to serve him, so he probably won't be as puzzled as you are. "

The voice fell to the ground, and suddenly there was a faint scream in the distance.

The female devil was stunned, a little puzzled, and then she covered her mouth and laughed after a while: "Oh, it seems very intense."

Shuo Zong thought of Wei Xi's weird way of eating and the fact that he seemed to have paid too much attention to the female demons on the road, his face darkened, he grabbed the God-killing whip and followed the sound aggressively, he pulled the door open with a whip, and saw Wei Xi Xi Zheng was pressing on a female Mo Luo, and she was frightened and furious: "Wei Xi!"

Then I saw blood all over the floor in the room: "...?"

A fiery female demon, Luo, clutched the wound on her shoulder and screamed again and again. She scrambled and scrambled away from Wei Xi. When she saw the door being pulled open, she was happier than anyone else. Entering Shuo Zong's arms, he raised his head to ask for help: "My lord..."

Shuo Zong pushed her away, remained silent for a moment, and turned to Wei Xi in the room.Wei Xi also stared in his direction, stretched out his palm, and licked the blood dripping from his fingers expressionlessly.

Shuo Zong asked: "...what are you doing?"

Wei Xi stared at the place on his chest that was hit by the female Moluo just now: "She let me do whatever I want with her."

It just so happened that the spirit stone was too hard, and his teeth were sore from eating. Seeing that Mo Luo was so enthusiastic, he took a bite deliberately.

The leader of the female Moluo was completely broken. This person is not like a human cultivator. He is obviously more like a Moluo than himself. He is really moody. He was very calm last second. I thought I could wait for an indulgence, but who would have thought that it would be followed by a merciless mouthful!

Do whatever you want?

The female demon Luo was very angry in her heart, and couldn't help but look at Shuo Zong with rolling eyes: "My lord..."

Seeing that Shuo Zong walked towards Wei Xi with an ugly expression on his face, then raised his hand high——

As soon as the female Moluo comforted her a little, she saw the hand gently fall, grabbing Wei Xi's wrist to prevent him from licking it, and at the same time said in a serious tone: "Go wash your face!

Female Demon: "..."

The stunned female subordinate who followed behind also stared straight: "Renxiu's incomprehensible style is really hopeless..."

When Wei Xi heard the apprentice's request, he didn't move at all, and it was fine if he didn't intend to follow through. He even stuck out his tongue and rolled the corner of his mouth, licking away the remaining blood from the corner of his mouth.

Shuo Zong stood in a stalemate with him for a while, his eyes darkened. He remembered the scene he saw when he opened the door just now, and wanted to ask Wei Xi why he didn't know how to keep a distance from the female devil, but he didn't know how to speak.

Wei Xi seemed to be in the same state of eating. When he sucked his yang energy, when he captured the green dragon before, and when he bit the Mo Luo just now, just from the posture, they were all close to each other.

To him, it all seemed like a simple object to eat.

When the appetite comes up, he can open his mouth to bite any living thing. Does he really understand the difference between distance and intimacy?

Shuo Zong was silent for a while, and slowly let go of his hand. At this moment, he suddenly heard Wei Xi's chilly voice: "Que Er, go and change your clothes."

Shuo Zong was startled when he heard this, and when he lowered his eyes, he realized that Wei Xi was staring at a small blood stain on his clothes on his chest.

Wei Xi let go of his hand, and once again licked the crevices of his fingers expressionlessly, raised his other hand and wiped the blood stains twice indiscriminately, and gave a rare shout: "Go!"

The apprentice didn't move, but looked at himself with a strange expression after being stunned for a while: "Why?"

Wei Xi was inexplicably irritable, even more irritable than when he was hungry: "You hugged her just now!"

Just now Mo Luo's body bumped into the apprentice's chest, from his position, the two seemed to be hugging.

The apprentice didn't know why he fell into silence. The dull aura on his body just now suddenly became a little complicated. After a while, he finally said: "...you know why you don't want to wash your face when you ask me to change clothes."

Wei Xi frowned and looked up: "Why should I wash my face?"

The face is not dirty.

The apprentice looked down at him, and his face suddenly approached.

Wei Xi smelled his smell, smacked his lips, and subconsciously stuck it on to take a breath, but saw the apprentice's deep eyes: "You stuck her, right? I can smell your face."

Wei Xi froze suddenly.

Immediately, she refused to kiss anymore, and frowned back, "No way!"

The apprentice straightened up and looked at him with a half-smile: "Yes, I like it."

Wei Xi was furious, raised his hand to rub his face, and sniffed vigorously in the palm of his hand.

I was angry while smelling it, because that female Moluo is really delicious!

But how could the apprentice also like this taste!

Shuo Zong: "..."

Seeing him like this, Shuo Zong's brain became hot, and he lowered his head to find his mouth.

Wei Xi evaded back and forth, not to be touched by him: "Release! I'll go wash my face!"

Shuo Zong couldn't help biting the tip of his nose: "Aren't you hungry?"

Wei Xi hesitated: "Eat after washing your face."

Shuo Zong suddenly felt like laughing, raised his hand to hold his face, and bit his lips: "It's too late, I'll just eat like this today."

Wei Xi was annoyed, but he couldn't dodge it when he was being held down. He told his apprentice to turn over, his knees became weak, and he raised his hand to hook the back of his apprentice's neck, but he was reluctant to push, his mind was muddled, and he could only Pull out one hand to cover the face, and try to prevent the apprentice's mouth from touching other unwashed parts.

Seeing this, the apprentice hugged his waist as if he had seen something very pleasant, and laughed muffledly while kissing him.

The Maras at the door: "..."

The little leader of Yumoluo who was covering his neck wound said slowly: "These two adults are His Majesty's master and junior, right?"

The companion behind her let out an ah.

The little leader of Yumoluo couldn't help murmuring after receiving the response, "...it's my fault that I have to explain my amorous feelings, so the amorous feelings are left here..."

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The Four Maras were very worried that His Majesty, whom they had found so easily, would be seduced by outsiders, so they specifically told their erinyas to do everything possible to prevent them from approaching His Majesty.

However, the goose never expected that their Majesty wanted to leave more than the two outsiders.

Wei Xi inhaled his yang energy and insisted on washing his face in the middle of the game. The second apprentice took off the dirty shirt and stared at him with his arms folded. After washing his face, Wei Xi confirmed that there was no possibility of smell. Leaning over, the big apprentice appeared out of nowhere: "Master! Let's run away!"

Wei Xi: "..."

Wei Xi: "Can't you stay a little longer?"

Unity: "???"

Tuanjieyi saw the reddish lips of the master, and turned his eyes to his junior brother, and his whole body collapsed: "Oh my god! The devil king is born, okay! Can you be a little more anxious than the devil king!"

Wei Xi's mentality is quite good. Anyway, he can absorb Yang Qi when he goes back. He ran behind the second apprentice towards the mountain where he came from, and asked the eldest apprentice while running, "Why did they take you there just now?"

Tuanjieyi: "We made a formation and took me to the throne, saying it was to help me awaken. I watched it for a long time, and the throne was not even made of mahogany, let alone gold inlaid with jade. Oh my god, master! For a moment I was completely desperate, this is a fire pit, whoever jumps will die."

Shuo Zong couldn't bear it any longer: "...Bo Xun's throne was refined with relics made from the body of Western Arhats..."

Tuanjieyi: "Anyway, if you take it out, you won't be able to sell it for money!"

Shuo Zong: "..."

This is true.

Wei Xi: "Can relics be eaten?"

"Oops!" Tuanjieyi slapped his head, "I forgot, I should break it up and give it to Master, why don't you go back?"

Wei Xi gave up after thinking about it: "Forget it, let's run first, I want to drink iced Coke more now."

There is no Coke or ice in the Demon Realm. When he asked for it just now, the Ermena still had an expression of not knowing what it was.Not only Coke, but there are no other snacks here. The Molas don't seem to have the habit of eating. It's been a long time since I went to the palace and I haven't seen the four big Molas throwing a banquet. In addition to washing my face just now, Wei Xi found that the Demon Realm is still the way of fetching water in the mountains.It's easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but it's hard to go from extravagant to frugal. If it's changed to before going down the mountain, Wei Xi can probably live on like this, but now he's been outside the mountain for a while, even after learning how to play Dou Di Zhu Going back to the environment without food, clothing, electricity, or running water, forget it, what's the point.

Shuo Zong still couldn't believe that Unity Yi gave up: "Millions of Maras follow you, are you really not at all moved?"

Tuanjieyi slapped his thigh: "Junior brother! Are you stupid? Those millions of employees are useless! They can't even be found when they are released to work!"

Wei Xi frowned: "Are they poorly educated?"

Unity righteousness hesitated to say: "It's very bad."

Wei Xi was shocked: "There are millions of people, there is no way that there is not a single college graduate!"

Tuanjieyi said sadly: "Don't say that you have graduated from university, there are no elementary school graduates. I told you, Master, you can't believe it. There is no school in the devil world! I am illiterate! I am so poor that I still don't study. No wonder there is no progress in technology. !"

Wei Xi really couldn't believe it: "This...the entertainment industry doesn't need a degree, but they look like that, and it seems that they can't make money in the entertainment industry with the wild boar."

What to do, what to do, it's really a bunch of losers!

Shuo Zong: "..."

The Mo Luos behind them led their subordinates to chase wildly: "Your Majesty!"

Tuanjieyi ran away, crying as he ran: "I'm really fucking unlucky! A country that doesn't even have a power plant!"

The four great demons behind are also miserable. It's too miserable. I didn't expect that after thousands of years, the demon world would be so downcast that His Majesty can't wait to resign!

But humans can't kill all of them. The demon world really can't do those 4G refrigerators that His Majesty said!

As the only normal person, Shuo Zong couldn't help but feel a little puzzled at this time. Has the Asura Realm, which has been regarded as a ticking time bomb by the other five realms of heaven and earth, really collapsed because there is no 4G?

While running at this time, Wei Xi suddenly slipped and almost fell due to his speed. Shuo Zong instantly noticed his stagger and stepped forward to support him.

Wei Xi looked down, only to realize that he had stepped on a large piece of brown liquid of unknown substance, which was sticky and slippery, and gave off a pungent smell.

Tuanjieyi was also taken aback, stopped and asked him, "Master, are you okay?"

They were running on the streets of the capital, when they poked their heads out of a short house on the side and looked at the ground: "Wow, the sticky stuff is gushing out again, this thing is very annoying, and it often comes from the gaps in many places on the ground of the capital." If it touches the clothes, it will not be washed off, so be careful."

Tuanjieyi suddenly disliked the demon world even more, what the hell, it's fine to be poor, why are there so many natural and man-made disasters, even dirty things can come out of the ground.

Wei Xi also felt that the taste was very strange, so he dipped his hand a little, and squeezed it closer, but found that it was still very sticky. He wanted to stick out his tongue to lick it, but the second apprentice immediately grabbed it speechlessly.

"This thing can't be eaten."

"That's right, Master! This thing is disgusting, it stinks like hell, how can you touch it with your hands!" Wu Jiwu retched a few times.

Wei Xi asked the second apprentice: "Que Er, have you seen this thing?"

Shuo Zong nodded.

Tuanjieyi: "Whoa! Damn it can come out of the ground, I feel like throwing up."

Wei Xi wiped his hands on Tuanyiyi's coat: "It's called sticky?"

Shuo Zong looked at him: "There is another name."

Wei Xi: "What's your name?"

Shuo Zong: "Oil."

Tuanjieyi: "vomit vomit——??????"

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The barrier in the air was torn apart soundlessly, and the chaotic and scorching air of the Demon Realm gushed out continuously from the black, red, black and red gaps.

Blue sky and white clouds, cold air, and a group of practitioners and auspicious beasts who were anxiously waiting to arrange rescue on the spot.

The moment the air began to oscillate, everyone present was stunned, and then Ning Tian's many auspicious beasts rushed up like crazy, each full of vigilance.

No one knew what would end up on the other side of the crack.

Is it a teammate?

Or is Mo Luo already assembled to disturb the world?

During countless breathless waiting, a familiar figure stepped out of the crack and set foot on the ground.

It's Shuo Zong.

At that moment, tears filled everyone's eyes. Ning Tian's auspicious beasts opened their mouths, and their excitement was beyond words. After a while, Xia Shouren was the first to speak: "Old... buddy, congratulations on your return alive!" .”

Shuo Zong glanced at him, without any emotion on his face: "Xia Shouren, contact the xx department."

Xia Shouren wiped away his tears, thinking he was going to report the result of this operation to the country: "Okay, are you going to tell them that you have killed Bo Xun?"

Shuo Zong was expressionless: "I didn't kill him."

Xia Shouren was stunned: "What! Didn't kill him?!"

He realized something for a moment, and turned his eyes to stare behind him: "Bo Xun is not dead, what about Wei Xi!?"

Shuo Zong opened his mouth, but Xia Shouren interrupted him, tears finally welling up: "... that great disaster, actually died? He has been alive and kicking for thousands of years, and even the Dao of Heaven didn't kill him, how could he die in the Demon Realm?! "

Shuo Zong: "...shut up, he's fine."

Xia Shouren was embarrassed: "...Huh? Oh. So Bo Xun hasn't been enthroned yet?"

Shuo Zong: "I have ascended the throne."

Xia Shouren finally heard the worst news, looked up at the sky, sighed, and made a phone call: "The way of heaven has collapsed, and there is no one in the heavenly court. The peace that the eastern and western heavenly courts have struggled to support for thousands of years is finally coming to an end." .”

Shuo Zong: "What are you talking about?"

Xia Shouren: "I just want to sigh, tell the XX department to prepare for the war between the demon world and the human world, right?"

Shuo Zong: "No."

Xia Shouren: "?"

Shuo Zong: "Let them prepare for diplomatic assistance."

Xia Shouren: "?"

Shuo Zong: "There is also preparation for energy trade."

Xia Shouren: "?"

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The person who received the call had already learned that Mo Luo was alive and might have evil intentions, and had already begun to urgently dispatch the head of the XX department who was frantically preparing a large number of weapons in various places and was ready to fight at any time, and even started to practice fighter bombing: "????? ???"

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