Please God out of the pit gl

"Zhuang Sheng, your stalking is not scientific at all, okay? First, why did the Great God chase after Xiao Transparent? Are you willing to let you come after me? Second, what the hell are they together in Chapter 2? This Just together? No foreplay at all? Third, how did these two people know each other? It’s a coincidence that they just got together like this. At least the master should also know Xiao Transparent, but the master, she Why bother to get to know Xiao Transparent? How are you going to make it up later? It's just incredible, okay?"

In the evening, it was Lin Yiren's master training class. Tonight's lecture was Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng, and Lin Yiren was the only student.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Otherwise, what do you think readers like to read? Readers like to see you make a mess of your text, and then how to lie. The key is whether you understand the process? The magic of the plot is that God knows you know me, but I Just don't say it."

Lin Yiren: "You should change your name to Hao Jian."

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "You don't understand this. Does anyone like to read the journal essays with full clear water? Does anyone like to read political papers with full analysis? You must at least have a selling point. Good writing sells writing, and good plot sells it. The plot, even if it is the King of Fighters... So, the selling point of this article is the ambiguity between the great master and little transparent, no matter how ambiguous it is."

Lin Yiren: "But how do I edit it later? I'm not you, what should I do if there's a bug in the writing?"

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "How could it be? I think it's very smooth. The master has liked Xiaotong for a long time. What's wrong with this?"

Lin Yiren: "Where is this right, what is wrong?"

Having attended a few master training classes, Lin Yiren didn't want to admit it but had to admit that among the master masters, Zhuang Sheng's class was the best.The so-called best thing is that every time I follow her to finish the class, I feel that my writing is like a piece of flying, and I want to overthrow it and start from scratch.

But the problem is that Zhuang Sheng's class is very substandard.Why must she be obsessed with the issue of "the great god will like Xiao Transparent"?There is no way to prove this question at all...

In the other room, Tang Xiaomeng was also very conflicted.The only one that hadn't been sent was held in her hand, and it was unbearably wet.

This book should be sent to Lin Yiren.

But in front of Tang Xiaomeng, there were two choices.

The recipient's address has already been determined.But what about the sender?Do you want to write?

Tang Xiaomeng drank tea, held a pen in her hand, and made up the picture of Lin Yiren after receiving the letter.The picture in her mind is this:

Courier: dong dong dong, SF Express.

Lin Yiren: Yeah, give it to me, what is this?How come the recipient and sender are all at this address?It's not mine is it?

then……

There's no after that……

Tang Xiaomeng shook her head, Lin Yiren is too idiotic, such a covert way of confession is not suitable for her at all.I'm afraid even the courier will return it to her by then, that's really simple...

After killing his first thought, Tang Xiaomeng made up a second shot:

Courier: ZTO Express.

Lin Yiren: Oh?Courier for me?How come there is no sender?Wait for me to unpack.

(After unpacking, Lin Yiren blushes immediately when she sees the big red characters "gl" written on the book)

Lin Yiren: This abominable Zhuang Sheng!Are you clearly bullying me?

……

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaomeng shook his head again.

For some reason, Lin Yiren treated Zhuang Sheng more and more.Why did Lin Yiren treat Tang Xiaomeng so well, but treat Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng so badly? They are obviously the same...

Having said that, I am suddenly curious, which one does Lin Yiren like better, Tang Xiaomeng or Zhuang Shengxiaomeng?

Tang Xiaomeng didn't want to be compared to herself. After thinking for a long time, she sent a message to Lin Yiren:

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Since I have your home address, should I take some time to visit you at your home? I always feel sorry for myself if I don't do this! But it seems that you said you lived with someone before? I don't want to be a light bulb."

Lin Yiren in the next room received Zhuang Sheng's news, and she stared wide-eyed in fright and hurriedly replied: "You are not allowed to come to my house! My sister will be frightened by you pervert!"

When Tang Xiaomeng received the news, she didn't know whether to cry or laugh: "Am I perverted? And what's the relationship between you and your girl? I'm curious."

Lin Yiren let out a "cut" and replied, "It's very necessary to be quite lustful! You belong to the type of pervert, and are not at the same level as my sister. My sister is... that is..."

Tang Xiaomeng: "What is it?"

Lin Yiren: "I'm astonished!"

"Pfft!" Tang Xiaomeng sprayed out a thin layer of water mist, then she dried her lips with a tissue and asked, "Is it that scary?"

Lin Yiren: "I didn't mean to make you envious. Her figure, appearance, and temperament, hey... are too different from yours."

Tang Xiaomeng: "Oh? What's wrong with me? I don't think my figure is bad, although I only showed you a back view."

Lin Yiren: "Well... how can I tell you, if she is the fairy sister, then you are the servant girl who serves the fairy sister, or the kind who dies as soon as she comes out. You understand what I mean, although everyone They all have good figures, but she is a lady, and you are the life of a maidservant."

Tang Xiaomeng was holding the teacup, too embarrassed to speak.

In the room, Lin Yiren was smug, she felt that her mouth was getting stronger and stronger, and she could not speak a word of the dignified Zhuang Sheng, it was really a sense of accomplishment.

But Lin Yiren forgot a very important point, after all, the other party is the great god Zhuang Sheng. Compared with Zhuang Sheng, Lin Yiren, a fledgling guy, is still too immature.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Oh, I feel a little uncomfortable when you say that. I will definitely come to see you when you are at home. Well, I don't bother to send the book to your house. I will send it to you in person. You bring."

personally! ! !

Lin Yiren's mouth was as big as the mouth of a teacup, and the word "in person" scared her to pee.

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "It just so happens that there is an event in city S. I'll come and see you on the way. Well...it's at your house. Let me see that beautiful girl too."

I……

This……

Lin Yiren asked in confusion, "You... want to come to my house?"

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Yes, I am also very curious when you say it. Why can't it be swollen?"

Lin Yiren: "But I have never met anyone on the Internet! What if you are a bad person?"

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Then you will be negative under my article."

Lin Yiren 囧, these are two different things, okay?

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "I think this is a very good idea. It saves time and effort, and the most important thing is to save postage. For me, I just bring a book and underwear. Ha, I can even save the hotel fee."

Lin Yiren said awkwardly: "Stop! If you come to S city, I can treat you to dinner and go shopping with you, but it is absolutely impossible to let you live in my house! No one can let a stranger live in their own Come home!"

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Then you are willing to let me travel thousands of miles to a place I don't know, suffer from hunger and cold? Do you want me to lie alone in a strange city and live in a cold hotel? Don't you feel that you have an obligation? Chat with me? We've known each other for so long, do you think I'm a bad person?"

Lin Yiren==

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "555, there is a girl who has traveled far away to other places without even a place to live. There is no one I know, no one to talk to. I am most afraid of the dark, and there is no one to chat with me at night. How do I live. I don’t have my favorite steamed stuffed bun in the morning, and I can’t eat while soaking my feet in the evening... 555 just wants to see you, why should I be so indifferent?”

Lin Yiren: "Khan... I'm afraid of you. I'm not a cruel person, but I haven't even seen your face, I haven't even heard your voice, and the author's conference is not you, in case you are a man what to do?"

Zhuang Sheng Xiaomeng: "Oh? Then what do you want to do?"

Lin Yiren thought for a while and replied, "I want to verify my integrity!"

"Huh?" Tang Xiaomeng raised her eyebrows. It turned out that Lin Yiren was very smart at the critical moment!

Proven body?How to test this?