bag actor
Chapter 1
Lu Xianglan smiled.
Just when Zhou Jin was about to start the chorus, Director Zhang took off the earphones hanging from his ears and yelled a card.
Zhou Jin's high-pitched voice held his dantian's lungs in the middle of the flight, and he was stuck abruptly.
Director Zhang gestured and said, "Okay, next shot."
As soon as the words fell, Zhou Jin felt that his stool was suddenly kicked, and he fell to the ground with his face on the ground, and his elbow fell to the ground, scratching a large piece of skin. The assistant of the props team rushed over to Zhou Jin A blood sac was stuffed in his mouth and he was asked to bite it open with his teeth.
When Zhou Jin bit it, his tongue was filled with astringent taste. This food was made of food coloring mixed with honey. It was extremely unpalatable. Zhou Jin endured the pain, vomited blood and shouted, "Ah, help me."
His hands were wriggling on the ground with difficulty, half of it was acting and the other half was because his elbow was really hurting, and he yelled his lines professionally: "Ah, don't go, save me."
"Ah, please, don't go, save me." Then he tilted his head and died.
Director Zhang was very satisfied with Zhou Jin's performance, he took off his earphones and nodded slightly to Zhou Jin, saying that his part has been filmed.
Generally speaking, actors think it's bad luck. When Zhou Jin came, director Zhang asked him to get a red envelope, put the red envelope in his shoes and step on it for a day, and then the bad luck would be gone that day.
Zhou Jin took off his shoes, took out the red envelope inside, opened it and there was a piece of Grandpa Mao lying inside, Zhou Jin was thinking that the 100 yuan could buy Cao Yuan something, thanks to Cao Yuan taking care of him during this time, otherwise he would have Killed in the street.Suddenly a person picked up the shoes and knelt down in front of him on one knee.
While helping Zhou Jin tie his shoelaces, Cao Yuan said, "Are you a fool? If you were to fall, would you really fall? Did you apply the medicine?"
Zhou Jin hurriedly squatted down and tied his shoelaces tighter, and said in a low voice, "I accidentally dropped it, it's okay."
Cao Yuan mercilessly grabbed Zhou Jin's injured arm, applied a bandage to the wound, and said, "It hurts, I will teach you a lesson, and be smarter next time."
Zhou Jin gritted her teeth in pain, groaned a few times, and asked, "Brother Yuan, did you just watch my performance?"
Cao Yuan didn't make a sound, stood up suddenly, and walked forward, "Look, I didn't embarrass me."
☆、Chapter 4
Cao Yuan drove Zhou Jin home, Zhou Jin poked his head out from the back seat of the car and asked Cao Yuan cautiously: "Brother Yuan, is there a market near here?"
"What?"
"Bazaar, bazaar, a place where merchants trade."
Cao Yuan glanced at Zhou Jin through the rearview mirror and said, "Supermarket, what are you doing there?"
"I want to buy something."
"Write me a list of what you want to buy, and I'll buy it for you."
"No, I want to buy it myself."
"Hey," Cao Yuan rolled his eyes and said, "You want to buy something so secretly that no one will know."
Zhou Jin stopped talking again, he was going to buy a gift for Cao Yuan, it would be meaningless if he told him in advance.Seeing that Zhou Jin didn't reply, Cao Yuan felt bored, so he parked the car outside a small supermarket and said, "Get out of the car."
Zhou Jin got out of the car obediently, Cao Yuan rolled down the window, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and held it in his mouth. Seeing Zhou Jin standing aside and looking at him, he said fiercely, "Hurry up and buy."
Zhou Jin understood that this strange house that glowed at night was the market here. Zhou Jin pinched the red ticket in his pocket and followed an old woman in.The glass door swung open in front of him, startling Zhou Jin, and he startled the old woman in front of him, who patted her chest and said, "Young man, you gave me a heart attack!" Zhou Jin hurriedly apologized, thinking that he had a heart attack in the past few days.
Entering the supermarket, Zhou Jin started to follow another old man, imitating his appearance and picking pork from the refrigerator. Zhou Jin slowly found out, this place can be picked at will, and then he took the things to the exit to settle the payment Money, and the symbol under the commodity is probably the price of the commodity.
Zhou Jin reckoned that there were one or two zeros on his 100 yuan, which should be a three-digit number, ten times into ten, and he could choose any item with a double-digit price.He didn't know most of the items on the shelf, so he could only judge what it was by reading the description at the back, so Zhou Jin wandered around for a long time but didn't buy anything.
A girl dressed as a bear yelled in the aisle: "Come on, have a look, Tong Kang|Shi|Fu beef noodles."
Zhou Jin was attracted to it, watching the little bear girl skillfully pouring water, the instant noodle cakes slowly softened in the boiling water, and then mixed with seasonings with various food additives, the meaty aroma was overflowing.The girl saw Zhou Jin wearing a hat standing beside her, so she handed him a small bowl to try. Although Zhou Jin wasn't sure if he could eat it, the food was so delicious, so after a fierce battle between heaven and man, Zhou Jin Jin took the small bowl and ate it all in one gulp.
Zhou Jin wiped his mouth with unsatisfied enthusiasm, and Miss Xiong smiled and said, "How much do you want?"
Zhou Jin looked at the price, it was marked 35,00, a four-digit number, Zhou Jin put the bucket of instant noodles back in frustration, and came out of the supermarket with his head down.
Cao Yuan had already finished smoking a cigarette, waited for Zhou Jin not to come, waited for Zhou Jin not to come, and was about to rush into the supermarket to find him out, when he saw Zhou Jin drooping his head and putting his hands in his trouser pockets, fighting with him. He came out of the supermarket dejectedly as if he had lost.
"What about the things you bought?"
Zhou Jin shook his head and went straight to get in the car.
Cao Yuan: "What's the matter? Who bullied you? Don't you want to buy something?"
Sitting in the car, Zhou Jin whispered, "Not enough money."
Although Cao Yuan had been instilling in Zhou Jin the idea that he would be poor in the future and that he needed to be hardworking and simple, he didn't hold him back like this. Zhou Jin's behavior made Cao Yuan feel like a Zhou Jin who didn't give him food.
Cao Yuan stretched out his hand to open the car door and pulled Zhou Jin out of the car, saying, "What do you want to buy? Brother will buy it for you."
Zhou Jin's heart warmed when he heard that, but he wanted to buy a gift for Cao Yuan, and now asking Cao Yuan to pay for it would be too shameless to borrow flowers to present Buddha, so Zhou Jin shook his head again.
Cao Yuan then said: "The money for your guest appearance has arrived, and you are not bankrupt."
Zhou Jin's eyes lit up, and he immediately took Cao Yuan to the supermarket.Cao Yuan followed Zhou Jin and turned left and right, wondering what was so miraculous that Zhou Jin wanted to buy it even if he had no money.
In the end, Zhou Jin took Cao Yuan to the noodle stall of Miss Xiong, and pointed to the package of discounted instant noodles.
When Cao Yuan saw it, he was taken aback for a moment, then immediately became angry, and roared at Zhou Jin: "You are playing with me!"
After speaking, he grabbed a pack of promotional instant noodles and walked to the cashier. Zhou Jin followed behind, handed a piece of Grandpa Mao, and said, "This money will be spent today."
When Cao Yuan saw it, he became even more angry. Isn’t this kid rich? Cao Yuan snatched the red ticket angrily, and shouted: “You kid is really playing with me.”
The money was still not spent, Zhou Jin carried the pile of small change, and figured out that 35,00 means 35. He hugged the instant noodles to his chest, thinking about how to spend the remaining 65 yuan.
So Zhou Jin asked, "Brother Yuan, are you hungry? Where can we eat?"
Cao Yuan glared at Zhou Jin through the rearview mirror, and shouted: "Fart, don't eat anything else until you finish eating this pile of instant noodles."
"But……"
"No but!"
"But this is a gift I bought for Brother Yuan."
Cao Yuan almost ran a red light and slammed on the brakes, knocking Zhou Jin behind him dizzy.Cao Yuan roared, "You're fucking playing me!"
Zhou Jin was sitting on pins and needles with the 65 yuan in his pocket. When he first arrived, he dropped a mirror, and Cao Yuan said that it would decline for five years. Now that the 65 yuan is not spent, he does not know how many years it will be.Now he is unlucky enough, he walked well and was crushed to death by a vase that fell from the sky, and then he was reduced to this ghost place, with a group of demons and goblins every day, he thought that when a person declines to a certain level, he will be extremely happy and happy, but in reality Blessings come without pairs, and misfortunes never come singly.
Zhou Jin took out a pile of small change from his pocket, and whispered, "This is the red envelope given by me as the dead man, it will wear off if I don't run it out today."
Cao Yuan was taken aback, and asked, "Is that the 100 yuan just now?"
Zhou Jin nodded.
"There is a total of 100 yuan in the red envelope?"
Zhou Jin nodded again.
Cao Yuan said: "Damn, I'm too angry to even give such a small amount of red envelopes." After speaking, he stepped on the gas pedal and took Zhou Jin back to the supermarket, where he bought a lot of snacks.
When he got home, Cao Yuan threw the key on the coffee table, put his feet on it and called Zhou Jin: "Go, cook the meal."
Zhou Jin put on an apron obediently, and there was a crackling sound in the oil pan. Stir-fry the onion, ginger, and garlic over high heat until fragrant, cut the chicken, duck, and fish into eight pieces, and poured them into the oil pan. Drops of water gurgled down the glass pot lid, and the soup was hissing in the purple casserole beside it.Boiling water boiled gurglingly in the pot, and a layer of white foam floated up.Put the golden noodles into the boiling water for a few minutes and then scatter into distinct roots, and the golden egg whites are mixed into the noodles like egg flowers when you poke them with chopsticks.The range hood sucks out all the smell of smoke and fire in this world, turning it into smog that rises to the sky.
After the food was served, Cao Yuan began to eat with his chopsticks without any hesitation. Halfway through the meal, he suddenly remembered: "When did you learn to cook?"
Zhou Jin was taken aback, thought for a while, and said, "I read the recipe."
"menu?"
"Well, the recipe."
"If you are so powerful, you must have been a cook in your previous life."
"Not a cook." Zhou Jin shook his head.
"How do you know it's not the cook's?"
"It's not a cook anyway."
Cao Yuan laughed, and said: "Okay, is that the prince, general or emperor, you are so stupid, like a doormat, Gongdou can't survive three episodes, go, clean the bowl." After finishing speaking, Cao Yuanqiao Kicked up and started watching TV.
What was shown on TV was "The Legend of Purple Ice" that Zhou Jin hadn't acted in before. After Zhou Jin quit, his role as the second prince was replaced by a newcomer. The newcomer was Wu Xiangyu. It can also be on the stage at once, but the bangs are too dramatic, and people in the world call them bangs monsters.
Zhou Jin took off his apron after washing the dishes, sat next to Cao Yuan and watched with Cao Yuan.Cao Yuan unwrapped a bag of potato chips, and started to eat them. Zhou Jin also followed Cao Yuan's example, reaching into the bag of potato chips, and grabbed a handful.
Cao Yuan gave Zhou Jin a gouged look, and said, "See, if you were obedient before and nothing happened, you will play this role."
Zhou Jin watched silently. On the TV, Wu Xiangyu knelt in the hall and said: "Fang'er and I are in love with each other, and we are in love with each other. In this life, she will not marry unless she is the only one. The child kneels down and begs the mother and the queen to fulfill her."
Zhou Jin asked, "Who is he?"
Cao Yuan: "Second Prince of the Yujin Dynasty, how did you learn history and was eaten by dogs?"
Zhou Jin opened his mouth halfway, and a piece of potato chips fell on his stomach, "Second Prince, Li Qi?"
"That's right, Prince Qing Li Qi, he was quite talented, but it's a pity he died early."
"When did he die?"
"Did you not read the script at all?" Cao Yuan gave Zhou Jin a murderous look, "He lived to be 20 years old, and was crushed to death by a vase while walking on the road."
"Then who is Fang'er he's talking about?"
"Li Qi's cousin, and Li Qi's childhood sweetheart, but when she grew up, she was forcibly married by Li Qi's elder brother, and she separated from Li Qi. After that, Li Qi lost her mind and was crushed to death by a vase. It's quite touching."
"..."
Not a single fart in this passage is true.
Zhou Jin pulled Cao Yuan's elbow and said, "Brother Yuan, can I act in such a play?"
"Do you want to act?"
"I want to, I really want to."
Cao Yuan snorted coldly through his nose and said, "I think about why I didn't cherish it before, but now I regret it."
Zhou Jin was not discouraged, and asked persistently: "Brother Yuan, will I be able to get into such a role if I play hard in the future?"
"Okay, I'll ask Mr. Zhang for you tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he turned off the TV and said, "Sleep."
In order to take care of Zhou Jin and Cao Yuan, he has been sleeping on the sofa in the living room for the past few days. When Zhou Jin returned to the room, he tossed and turned and couldn’t fall asleep. Entering the living room, squatting beside Cao Yuan's sofa, shaking Cao Yuan.
Cao Yuan's sleep quality is extremely high, and he can dream of Zhou Gong as soon as his head touches the pillow.
With Zhou Jin shaking like this, Cao Yuan opened his eyes in a daze, saw Zhou Jin's face facing the tip of his nose, and made him shiver in fright, "Damn, monster."
Zhou Jin patted Cao Yuan lightly, and whispered, "Brother Yuan, it's me."
Cao Yuan rubbed his eyes and asked, "What's the matter so late?"
Zhou Jin raised the quilt in his hand and said, "Brother Yuan, if you don't feel comfortable sleeping like this, just put the quilt on it."
"Damn!" Cao Yuan roared, "I don't know how comfortable I would be if you didn't come to make trouble." After shouting, Cao Yuan turned his back to the half-deaf Zhou Jin.Zhou Jin sighed softly, and returned to his room with the quilt in his arms.In fact, what Cao Yuan said is right, he is so stupid, he can't do anything well, and he still wants to grab the throne?Gongdouju can't survive three episodes.
☆、Chapter 5
The next day, Cao Yuan didn't even eat after waking up, so he rushed to find Mr. Zhang, wanting to get Zhou Jin a role in a costume drama.In the past, Zhou Jin was just handsome in the skin, with a violent look on his body, but now Zhou Jin seems to be a different person. Now Zhou Jin is handsome from the inside out, no longer aggressive, like a piece of rough jade It seems that his temper is a bit too good, and he can't fight back when he is beaten or scolded. If he didn't watch him, he might be bullied.
After Cao Yuan went out, Zhou Jin also got up from the bed. He wanted to tidy up a guest room for Cao Yuan, so it would not be a problem for Cao Yuan to sleep on the sofa like this every day.There are some miscellaneous things piled up in the guest room, all of which have not been touched once in hundreds of years, covered with a layer of dust, some are gifts from fans to Zhou Jin, some are souvenirs from the crew to Zhou Jin, and Zhou Jin A script that I don't even bother to read.
Zhou Jin moved all these unnecessary things to the garage, and then washed all the bedding and hung them outside. Zhou Jin sat cross-legged in the room alone and began to flip through the book "Yujin Dynasty" that was dug out from the corner of the room. .The title page of this book reads: Gift from Fork.It was probably given to Zhou Jin by the staff of "The Legend of Purple Ice" for him to figure out the characters.
This book is very thick, divided into three volumes, starting from the second emperor of the Yujin Dynasty, Li Zhengya, who put down the chaos of the four kings, and writing until the Yujin Dynasty fell apart and went to perish.The general trend of the world, the long-term division must be united, and the long-term union must be divided. This is in line with the historical process. It is not a bad thing to split in the end, just like the nine-line speech in the Book of Changes: "Seeing that the dragons have no leader, it is auspicious."
Zhou Jin is Li Qi, the unlucky guy who was crushed to death by a vase. He watched his ancestors expand the territory, put down wars and make great achievements, and watched his brothers inherit the ancestral business and benefit the people.And he only has this sentence in the history books: "Li Qi, the second son of Emperor Xuan, was brilliant in literature and talent, died young, had no wife and children, and was never used. Stoned to death." This week Jin was a little depressed, he was not crushed to death by a vase because his cousin married Yu Yu, he was crushed to death by a vase while walking on the road for no reason.
Cao Yuan drove his small red second-hand car to the garage, and when he opened the garage door, he roared again, "Zhou Jin, come here!"
Zhou Jin ran out of the room in a hurry, his face still had a smear of dust from the things he had just moved, and his trouser legs were rolled up, revealing half of his ankles.
Cao Yuan pointed at the sundries in the half-garage, and shouted angrily, "How can I park the car if you pile up all the rubbish here!"
Zhou Jin had no choice but to carry the things out of the garage. Cao Yuan said that he wanted to sell the garbage a long time ago and piled it up at home to waste space, so he called the part-time worker and dragged the things away.
Seeing that his "Yujin Dynasty" was about to be transported away, Zhou Jin quickly jumped into the car and refused to let it go.
"Since when did you work so hard, this book just sits in the room and eats ashes."
"Brother Yuan, please, don't give the book away." Zhou Jin pitifully tugged at the corner of Cao Yuan's clothes, holding the brick-like book without letting go.Cao Yuan had no choice but to wave his hand and ask him to keep the book.After tossing and tossing for a long time, the garage was finally vacated. Cao Yuan convinced Zhou Jin, how did he transport things out by himself before with his small body.
Back in the room, Cao Yuan opened a bottle of beer, stretched out his hand to turn on the TV, and "Zi Bing Biography" was playing on the TV, and now it has already been played .
Zhou Jin didn't watch TV, and sat next to Cao Yuan with a book in his arms. Cao Yuan twisted his neck and gave Zhou Jin a sideways look, and said, "Who are you pretending to be so hard for now?"
Zhou Jin then asked, "What did Mr. Zhang say?"
Cao Yuan put his feet on the coffee table, leaned his hands on the back of the sofa, put on the air of a domineering president, and said: "Mr. Zhang said that there are only dramas in ancient costumes, and others are acting honestly. If you If you want to go, you have to audition first, and compete fairly with a group of young actors."
"Okay, I'm fine."
"I don't understand. Acting in a costume drama is so hard, and the money is not much. What are you doing to act? Also, this time I said the ugly things before. The director of this drama is Wen Xin. The industry is famously strict, and I look down on you idols the most, hurry up and prepare well these few days, what are you looking at?"
Cao Yuanchang pointed his fingers, glanced at the cover of the book in Zhou Jin's hand, and said, "Fortunately, you didn't throw away the book. I'll take you to the library to borrow a few more tomorrow, so that you can supplement your historical knowledge. Don't wait until then." In front of the director, I asked three questions, and when I was dismissed, I cried with me."
Zhou Jin nodded and thanked Cao Yuan.
Cao Yuan asked again: "What are you doing at home today? Besides tearing down the house, what other good things have you done?"
Zhou Jin whispered, "The guest room has been cleared out."
Cao Yuan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why did you vacate the guest room? There are no guests at home."
"You can live here instead of sleeping on the sofa."
"I'm leaving tomorrow."
"where are you going?"
"Go back to my own house, you really treat me as your nanny!" Cao Yuan roared.
In fact, it was Zhou Jin who was working as a babysitter for Cao Yuan these days, beating and scolding every day, feeding Cao Yuan until his stomach grew a circle of flesh.
Zhou Jin felt a little disappointed when he heard that, he was reluctant to leave Cao Yuan, and in this world he only had a little kiss with Cao Yuan, although Cao Yuan would only yell at him fiercely every day, but Zhou Jin knew that Cao Yuan was doing it for his own good. Otherwise, they wouldn't be playing around with him under the sun.As agents, they don't like to close this kind of money-losing goods. At this time, they should sign more promising ones, instead of hanging on Zhou Jin's crooked neck tree.
But what Cao Yuan said was right, why did he live in Zhou Jin's guest room when he had a family?
Seeing that Zhou Jin didn't speak, Cao Yuan didn't persuade him to hug his thigh and cry bitterly, Brother Yuan, don't leave, so he gave himself a step down and said, "Why? I don't want to leave."
Zhou Jin blinked his eyes and said, "I can't bear it, Brother Yuan, please don't go."
Zhou Jin's mouth curled up, wishing to lose a few golden beans, Cao Yuan was suddenly agitated, got up from the sofa and walked to the guest room, and threw a sentence in front of the guest room: "You are not allowed to enter my room at night."
Seeing that Cao Yuan was willing to stay, Zhou Jin sat on the sofa and smirked. Cao Yuan looked back and saw goosebumps all over his body: Damn, does this guy have a crush on Lao Tzu?
The next day, Cao Yuan drove Zhou Jin to the library, actively instilling knowledge about the advantages and disadvantages of paper books and e-books to Zhou Jin along the way, from chattering about papermaking techniques to discussing the communication channels of online literature.Zhou Jin sat in the back of the car and listened. He couldn't understand half of the sentence.
Cao Yuan took Zhou Jin to the library. It was a working day, and the students had to go to school and the adults had to go to work. Only the retired old men and women with nothing to do would sit in the air-conditioned library with water bottles for a whole day.
The second floor of the library is the history and literature area. Zhou Jin, who walked into the sea of knowledge, was a little seasick. He was holding a large stack of books in his arms, laying them out on the table, and began to study them seriously. Suddenly picked up a copy of "I and the General Unraveling the War Robe Through Time Traveling" and read it with gusto.
When Cao Yuan went downstairs to buy coffee, Zhou Jin poked his head and secretly read what kind of a wonderful book "I and the General Unraveling the Battle Robe" is. .
This book is about a modern actor who traveled to the Yujin Dynasty and became the emperor. The name of the emperor was Zhou Jin's elder brother Li Zhi. Happy marriage.Watching his brother fall in love with others, Zhou Jin felt an inexplicable pleasure, and the plot of this book was so bloody, with ups and downs, that one couldn't stop reading it.
Zhou Jin clipped the book behind his "Yujin Chronicle" and read it out of control.Cao Yuan returned to his seat and found that his book was gone. Cao Yuan didn't think much about it, and went to get another copy of "The Rebirth of a King". After reading a few pages, Cao Yuan covered his mouth and went out again. On the phone, Zhou Jin finished watching "I and the General Unraveling the Battle Robe" unsatisfactorily, and then stretched his claws to "Records of the Reborn King", hiding behind his "Mystery of the Decline of the Yujin Dynasty", hungrily. read it.
This book is also a strange book. It happened to be about him——Li Qi. It was said that Li Qi was unwilling to be reconciled after being crushed to death by a vase. The vase was hit, but he carried it like this, and he couldn't escape the fate of reincarnation. If he was not killed by the vase, he would be hit by a carriage, and then he would go back to the day when he had the accident. Finally, he met a Kong Wu The powerful, tall and handsome prince fell in love with him deeply. Finally, the prince told Li Qi the secret behind his rebirth...
Cao Yuan returned to his seat after making the phone call and found that his novel had disappeared again. He glanced suspiciously at Zhou Jin who was sitting upright studying "The Mystery of the Decline and Decline of the Yujin Dynasty", got up and went to get another book, and then flipped through the book. Putting the two pages on the table, he said to Zhou Jin, "I'm going to the bathroom." After speaking, he got up and left.
Zhou Jin didn't think much about it, he stretched out his claws after Cao Yuan left, and put his claws on the book "Chrysanthemum Remnants Still Have Proud Frost Branches" brought by Cao Yuan. As soon as he touched it, Cao Yuan's Wuzhi Mountain was covered down.
Cao Yuan roared, "I got it."
There was no one in the library in the afternoon. There were only Cao Yuan and Zhou Jin on this floor. Cao Yuan's low growl made Zhou Jin tremble with fright.
With a wave of his hand, Cao Yuan opened Zhou Jin's pretentious "The Mystery of the Decline of the Yujin Dynasty", and shook out the two books hidden underneath. Cao Yuan was so angry that his nostrils were rounded, and he roared angrily: "I am on this journey! Aren’t they all educating you not to read this kind of book?”
"Don't you watch it too..." Zhou Jin whispered.
Cao Yuan was at a loss for words for a while, and said, "Get up, go back."
Then he reprimanded like the dean: "Did you learn anything today?"
"learnt."
"Hmph," Cao Yuan hummed from his nostrils, and said, "I think you've lost your posture a bit."
Zhou Jin didn't understand what Cao Yuan meant, but he guessed that it was not a good word, so he followed Cao Yuan without saying a word.
Cao Yuan said, "Do you want to take these books back?"
Zhou Jin looked down at the table full of tan|beautiful novels, and was about to put his claws on them again. Cao Yuan waved his hand and shouted, "What are you doing! I mean these books!" Cao Yuan held up the "History of Economics of Yujin Kingdom ".
Zhou Jin said, "Take it back, take it back." Then he secretly put "The Rebirth of the King" in it.
Of course, this couldn't escape Cao Yuan's fiery eyes, and when he was about to roar again, Zhou Jin whispered, "Didn't Brother Yuan finish reading this? You can take it back and watch it again."
Cao Yuan felt that what Zhou Jin said was quite reasonable, so he stopped yelling, and took Zhou Jin to borrow the book back home.
After returning home, it was getting late, and after eating something casually, Cao Yuan began to read "The Legend of Purple Ice", while Zhou Jin continued to read under the quilt with a book in his arms.
Zhou Jin has already seen the end of "The King of Rebirth". The prince of the feudal clan told Li Qi his secret. It turned out that the prince of the feudal clan came from the future and came to rescue Li Qi so that he would not fall into the trap of repeated deaths. In fate, when Li Qi passed that day safely, he began to look for the prince of the clan, but he found that no one knew the prince of the clan, and no one had seen the prince of the clan. Everyone thought Li Qi was crazy. But Li Qi felt that he was not crazy. He wandered around the pool where he met the prince of the feudal clan for the first time, waiting for that person to appear, but the person didn't come today, and he still hasn't come tomorrow. Did he really remember wrongly? Was all this a dream of his.In the end Li Qi called out the man's name loudly by the pool, but apart from the ripples in the pool, no one paid attention to his heart-piercing shout.
After reading the last page, the corners of Zhou Jin's eyes were wet, and he curled up under the blanket with his eyes wide open.He hated this story because he felt that he was really that Li Qi.
Cao Yuan's voice came from outside the door: "Hey, don't you come down to watch? The show is going to where Li Qi died."
Zhou Jin sniffed and shouted back: "Wait for me."
"What's the matter? Watching TV and asking me to carry a big sedan chair?"
"I'll come down right now."
When Zhou Jin came down, the ending song began to play on the TV. Zhou Jin rubbed his eyes, pretended nothing happened, and put his hand into the bag of potato chips in Cao Yuan's hand. Cao Yuanfei clapped his hand and shouted : "This is the last pack." Zhou Jin endured the pain and did not let go, grabbed a large handful of potato chips, stuffed them into his mouth, and chewed them.
"Tomorrow, I'll make sure I can get on stage, and don't wear your ugly pair of harem pants, do you hear me?" Cao Yuan nagging Zhou Jin about tomorrow's affairs, then His earnest appearance resembles that of a single father with a mentally handicapped son.
"Boss Zhang originally didn't want you to go, but now she wants to praise the newcomer, Wu Xiangyu. Fortunately, I have a friendship with their producer, so I found a way to get online with Director Wen, and you will show me well at dinner tomorrow." , did you hear that?"
Zhou Jin's mouth was full of potato chips, he couldn't speak, so he nodded repeatedly.
☆、Chapter 6
At noon the next day, Zhou Jin began to tidy himself up. Cao Yuan told him thousands of times yesterday that he must dress up today, so Zhou Jin carefully searched for clothes from the closet. He has already grasped the strange aesthetics of this world. It's [-]% clear - just don't have three more colors, the simpler the style, the better, and then you can wear it casually if you look handsome.
Cao Yuan just came back from running outside, the vest on top was sticking to his body wetly, half of the knee pads were just exposed under the sports pants, and he bent over to wash his face in the bathroom.
Cao Yuan heard Zhou Jin come in and looked up. Seeing Zhou Jin standing at the door with his bare feet in a light blue shirt and dark jeans, Cao Yuan frowned. He wanted to give Zhou Jin a few words, but couldn't find him for a while. The handle, he really has nothing to choose with this outfit.But if he wanted to pick the bones out of the eggs, Cao Yuan said, "Look at you, you have a beard all over your face, and you're about to shave it off." After speaking, he threw a razor to Zhou Jin.
Zhou Jin looked in the mirror and found that he had indeed grown some stubble on his chin and upper lip.He looked down at the strange thing in his hand, guessed that the metal part in the middle should be the blade, and raised his hand to use the blade to scrape his face. "Stop, stop."
Cao Yuan hastily grabbed Zhou Jin's hand that was about to slash, and said, "If you want to die, it would be quicker to cut your neck."
Cao Yuan reached out and took out the shaving cream from the compartment, and rubbed it on Zhou Jin's face with rough hands.Zhou Jin was half a head shorter than Cao Yuan, so Cao Yuan asked Zhou Jin to lean on the sink so that his head could be at the same level as Cao Yuan, and while applying shaving cream, Cao Yuan said earnestly: "The face It's your job, how do you have the heart to do it so hard? When you see the director later, you must be neat and tidy. What does a scruffy beard look like? Have you brushed your teeth yet?"
Zhou Jin shook his head.
Cao Yuan: "I'll brush my teeth later, first brush with a toothbrush, then rinse with mouthwash, and then floss, you know? Don't wait for the next opening, the director of the text fainted. Take a breath and let me smell it."
Zhou Jin pursed his lips and shook his head, whispering, "I haven't brushed my teeth yet."
Cao Yuan shaved Zhou Jin's beard with a razor, snorted, and said, "I still know I'm sorry." After finishing speaking, Cao Yuan covered Zhou Jin's face with a water-soaked towel, and used the strength of killing a pig to wipe the beard on Zhou Jin's face. Wipe off foam all over his face, "After brushing our teeth, we should go."
After Zhou Jin finished brushing his teeth, Cao Yuan was already waiting in the car. Zhou Jin was about to open the rear door to get in the car. Cao Yuan lost his temper and slapped the steering wheel, shouting angrily, "Damn it, what a broken car!"
It was only then that Zhou Jin realized that this magical four-wheeled monster was not so omnipotent. Like a horse, it would get sick and get hungry, and when it got awkward, it couldn't drive.Cao Yuan pulled his tie and got out of the car, and said to Zhou Jin, "Go and get your hat, we have to squeeze the subway now."
In fact, there are advantages to being out of breath. For example, now that Zhou Jin is crowded on the subway during the rush hour, he is not recognized, let alone secretly photographed.It didn't matter to Zhou Jin, it would be better if no one was holding that glowing thing at him, but Cao Yuan was not happy.He kept muttering: "The world is hot and cold, the present is not what it used to be, and the past actor is not as good as a pig..."
Just when Zhou Jin was so crowded that he began to plan how to return to his hometown, the tall and burly Cao Yuan protected him from behind and opened a way for him to get out of the crowded subway.
Zhou Jin straightened his crooked hat, and whispered to Cao Yuan, "Brother Yuan, let's buy another car."
Cao Yuan glanced at Zhou Jin, and cursed angrily: "You prodigal son, the last million-dollar Cayenne was smashed into scum by you, and you want to buy a new car."
It was only then that Zhou Jin realized that the car was so expensive. Through observing the price of rice and meat in the past few days, he had roughly guessed the economic situation in this strange place. It is unaffordable. Of course, Zhou Jin at this time does not know the existence of the bug of housing prices.
After Cao Yuan scolded, he thought about it, Zhou Jin almost died in a car accident, there must be a shadow in his heart, he is so fierce, he is too inhuman, so he touched his nose to slow down his voice, and said, "How much longer can you bear it?" God, when this matter is negotiated, you can buy whatever you want." After finishing speaking, Cao Yuan complained mother-in-law and mother-in-law: "I am also really unlucky. I will be your nanny, driver, financial advisor, and part-time broker. , I will give you four jobs and only get 20.00%, 20.00%, and the tax is not limited to this amount."
Cao Yuan took Zhou Jin to the place where they had agreed to have dinner, and asked for a private room. Cao Yuan ordered a pot of tea and drank it slowly.Zhou Jin also poured himself a cup on his own initiative. Everything here is delicious, but the tea is a few ranks worse.
After sitting in the box for a long time, Zhou Jin asked, "Brother Yuan, when are they coming?"
"I don't know, just wait."
"I've been waiting for half a day."
Cao Yuan said: "They are uncles, we should wait. We are here to beg for help. You don't want to wait just for a while?"
Zhou Jin didn't say anything, and looked at the water in his hand with some disappointment.
Cao Yuan saw what was on Zhou Jin's mind, and said lightly, "What's the matter? Today you nod and bow to others and beg your father to sue grandma, and tomorrow others will nod and bow to you and beg your father to sue grandma."
After waiting for another ten minutes, Cao Yuan's brother Cui Hongda finally came late. Cui Hongda urged the producer to wear gold-rimmed glasses, his chin was slightly receded and connected to his neck, his eyes were puffed out like a frog, and he was holding a bag in his mouth. A cigarette, the butt of the cigarette was burned little by little on the mouth with a hairy mole, and the ash fell down with the frequency of the big mouth talking.A tall, burly man with an artist's beard and an indifferent expression walking beside him should be the legendary Wen Dao.
"Hey Xiaoyuan,
Just when Zhou Jin was about to start the chorus, Director Zhang took off the earphones hanging from his ears and yelled a card.
Zhou Jin's high-pitched voice held his dantian's lungs in the middle of the flight, and he was stuck abruptly.
Director Zhang gestured and said, "Okay, next shot."
As soon as the words fell, Zhou Jin felt that his stool was suddenly kicked, and he fell to the ground with his face on the ground, and his elbow fell to the ground, scratching a large piece of skin. The assistant of the props team rushed over to Zhou Jin A blood sac was stuffed in his mouth and he was asked to bite it open with his teeth.
When Zhou Jin bit it, his tongue was filled with astringent taste. This food was made of food coloring mixed with honey. It was extremely unpalatable. Zhou Jin endured the pain, vomited blood and shouted, "Ah, help me."
His hands were wriggling on the ground with difficulty, half of it was acting and the other half was because his elbow was really hurting, and he yelled his lines professionally: "Ah, don't go, save me."
"Ah, please, don't go, save me." Then he tilted his head and died.
Director Zhang was very satisfied with Zhou Jin's performance, he took off his earphones and nodded slightly to Zhou Jin, saying that his part has been filmed.
Generally speaking, actors think it's bad luck. When Zhou Jin came, director Zhang asked him to get a red envelope, put the red envelope in his shoes and step on it for a day, and then the bad luck would be gone that day.
Zhou Jin took off his shoes, took out the red envelope inside, opened it and there was a piece of Grandpa Mao lying inside, Zhou Jin was thinking that the 100 yuan could buy Cao Yuan something, thanks to Cao Yuan taking care of him during this time, otherwise he would have Killed in the street.Suddenly a person picked up the shoes and knelt down in front of him on one knee.
While helping Zhou Jin tie his shoelaces, Cao Yuan said, "Are you a fool? If you were to fall, would you really fall? Did you apply the medicine?"
Zhou Jin hurriedly squatted down and tied his shoelaces tighter, and said in a low voice, "I accidentally dropped it, it's okay."
Cao Yuan mercilessly grabbed Zhou Jin's injured arm, applied a bandage to the wound, and said, "It hurts, I will teach you a lesson, and be smarter next time."
Zhou Jin gritted her teeth in pain, groaned a few times, and asked, "Brother Yuan, did you just watch my performance?"
Cao Yuan didn't make a sound, stood up suddenly, and walked forward, "Look, I didn't embarrass me."
☆、Chapter 4
Cao Yuan drove Zhou Jin home, Zhou Jin poked his head out from the back seat of the car and asked Cao Yuan cautiously: "Brother Yuan, is there a market near here?"
"What?"
"Bazaar, bazaar, a place where merchants trade."
Cao Yuan glanced at Zhou Jin through the rearview mirror and said, "Supermarket, what are you doing there?"
"I want to buy something."
"Write me a list of what you want to buy, and I'll buy it for you."
"No, I want to buy it myself."
"Hey," Cao Yuan rolled his eyes and said, "You want to buy something so secretly that no one will know."
Zhou Jin stopped talking again, he was going to buy a gift for Cao Yuan, it would be meaningless if he told him in advance.Seeing that Zhou Jin didn't reply, Cao Yuan felt bored, so he parked the car outside a small supermarket and said, "Get out of the car."
Zhou Jin got out of the car obediently, Cao Yuan rolled down the window, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and held it in his mouth. Seeing Zhou Jin standing aside and looking at him, he said fiercely, "Hurry up and buy."
Zhou Jin understood that this strange house that glowed at night was the market here. Zhou Jin pinched the red ticket in his pocket and followed an old woman in.The glass door swung open in front of him, startling Zhou Jin, and he startled the old woman in front of him, who patted her chest and said, "Young man, you gave me a heart attack!" Zhou Jin hurriedly apologized, thinking that he had a heart attack in the past few days.
Entering the supermarket, Zhou Jin started to follow another old man, imitating his appearance and picking pork from the refrigerator. Zhou Jin slowly found out, this place can be picked at will, and then he took the things to the exit to settle the payment Money, and the symbol under the commodity is probably the price of the commodity.
Zhou Jin reckoned that there were one or two zeros on his 100 yuan, which should be a three-digit number, ten times into ten, and he could choose any item with a double-digit price.He didn't know most of the items on the shelf, so he could only judge what it was by reading the description at the back, so Zhou Jin wandered around for a long time but didn't buy anything.
A girl dressed as a bear yelled in the aisle: "Come on, have a look, Tong Kang|Shi|Fu beef noodles."
Zhou Jin was attracted to it, watching the little bear girl skillfully pouring water, the instant noodle cakes slowly softened in the boiling water, and then mixed with seasonings with various food additives, the meaty aroma was overflowing.The girl saw Zhou Jin wearing a hat standing beside her, so she handed him a small bowl to try. Although Zhou Jin wasn't sure if he could eat it, the food was so delicious, so after a fierce battle between heaven and man, Zhou Jin Jin took the small bowl and ate it all in one gulp.
Zhou Jin wiped his mouth with unsatisfied enthusiasm, and Miss Xiong smiled and said, "How much do you want?"
Zhou Jin looked at the price, it was marked 35,00, a four-digit number, Zhou Jin put the bucket of instant noodles back in frustration, and came out of the supermarket with his head down.
Cao Yuan had already finished smoking a cigarette, waited for Zhou Jin not to come, waited for Zhou Jin not to come, and was about to rush into the supermarket to find him out, when he saw Zhou Jin drooping his head and putting his hands in his trouser pockets, fighting with him. He came out of the supermarket dejectedly as if he had lost.
"What about the things you bought?"
Zhou Jin shook his head and went straight to get in the car.
Cao Yuan: "What's the matter? Who bullied you? Don't you want to buy something?"
Sitting in the car, Zhou Jin whispered, "Not enough money."
Although Cao Yuan had been instilling in Zhou Jin the idea that he would be poor in the future and that he needed to be hardworking and simple, he didn't hold him back like this. Zhou Jin's behavior made Cao Yuan feel like a Zhou Jin who didn't give him food.
Cao Yuan stretched out his hand to open the car door and pulled Zhou Jin out of the car, saying, "What do you want to buy? Brother will buy it for you."
Zhou Jin's heart warmed when he heard that, but he wanted to buy a gift for Cao Yuan, and now asking Cao Yuan to pay for it would be too shameless to borrow flowers to present Buddha, so Zhou Jin shook his head again.
Cao Yuan then said: "The money for your guest appearance has arrived, and you are not bankrupt."
Zhou Jin's eyes lit up, and he immediately took Cao Yuan to the supermarket.Cao Yuan followed Zhou Jin and turned left and right, wondering what was so miraculous that Zhou Jin wanted to buy it even if he had no money.
In the end, Zhou Jin took Cao Yuan to the noodle stall of Miss Xiong, and pointed to the package of discounted instant noodles.
When Cao Yuan saw it, he was taken aback for a moment, then immediately became angry, and roared at Zhou Jin: "You are playing with me!"
After speaking, he grabbed a pack of promotional instant noodles and walked to the cashier. Zhou Jin followed behind, handed a piece of Grandpa Mao, and said, "This money will be spent today."
When Cao Yuan saw it, he became even more angry. Isn’t this kid rich? Cao Yuan snatched the red ticket angrily, and shouted: “You kid is really playing with me.”
The money was still not spent, Zhou Jin carried the pile of small change, and figured out that 35,00 means 35. He hugged the instant noodles to his chest, thinking about how to spend the remaining 65 yuan.
So Zhou Jin asked, "Brother Yuan, are you hungry? Where can we eat?"
Cao Yuan glared at Zhou Jin through the rearview mirror, and shouted: "Fart, don't eat anything else until you finish eating this pile of instant noodles."
"But……"
"No but!"
"But this is a gift I bought for Brother Yuan."
Cao Yuan almost ran a red light and slammed on the brakes, knocking Zhou Jin behind him dizzy.Cao Yuan roared, "You're fucking playing me!"
Zhou Jin was sitting on pins and needles with the 65 yuan in his pocket. When he first arrived, he dropped a mirror, and Cao Yuan said that it would decline for five years. Now that the 65 yuan is not spent, he does not know how many years it will be.Now he is unlucky enough, he walked well and was crushed to death by a vase that fell from the sky, and then he was reduced to this ghost place, with a group of demons and goblins every day, he thought that when a person declines to a certain level, he will be extremely happy and happy, but in reality Blessings come without pairs, and misfortunes never come singly.
Zhou Jin took out a pile of small change from his pocket, and whispered, "This is the red envelope given by me as the dead man, it will wear off if I don't run it out today."
Cao Yuan was taken aback, and asked, "Is that the 100 yuan just now?"
Zhou Jin nodded.
"There is a total of 100 yuan in the red envelope?"
Zhou Jin nodded again.
Cao Yuan said: "Damn, I'm too angry to even give such a small amount of red envelopes." After speaking, he stepped on the gas pedal and took Zhou Jin back to the supermarket, where he bought a lot of snacks.
When he got home, Cao Yuan threw the key on the coffee table, put his feet on it and called Zhou Jin: "Go, cook the meal."
Zhou Jin put on an apron obediently, and there was a crackling sound in the oil pan. Stir-fry the onion, ginger, and garlic over high heat until fragrant, cut the chicken, duck, and fish into eight pieces, and poured them into the oil pan. Drops of water gurgled down the glass pot lid, and the soup was hissing in the purple casserole beside it.Boiling water boiled gurglingly in the pot, and a layer of white foam floated up.Put the golden noodles into the boiling water for a few minutes and then scatter into distinct roots, and the golden egg whites are mixed into the noodles like egg flowers when you poke them with chopsticks.The range hood sucks out all the smell of smoke and fire in this world, turning it into smog that rises to the sky.
After the food was served, Cao Yuan began to eat with his chopsticks without any hesitation. Halfway through the meal, he suddenly remembered: "When did you learn to cook?"
Zhou Jin was taken aback, thought for a while, and said, "I read the recipe."
"menu?"
"Well, the recipe."
"If you are so powerful, you must have been a cook in your previous life."
"Not a cook." Zhou Jin shook his head.
"How do you know it's not the cook's?"
"It's not a cook anyway."
Cao Yuan laughed, and said: "Okay, is that the prince, general or emperor, you are so stupid, like a doormat, Gongdou can't survive three episodes, go, clean the bowl." After finishing speaking, Cao Yuanqiao Kicked up and started watching TV.
What was shown on TV was "The Legend of Purple Ice" that Zhou Jin hadn't acted in before. After Zhou Jin quit, his role as the second prince was replaced by a newcomer. The newcomer was Wu Xiangyu. It can also be on the stage at once, but the bangs are too dramatic, and people in the world call them bangs monsters.
Zhou Jin took off his apron after washing the dishes, sat next to Cao Yuan and watched with Cao Yuan.Cao Yuan unwrapped a bag of potato chips, and started to eat them. Zhou Jin also followed Cao Yuan's example, reaching into the bag of potato chips, and grabbed a handful.
Cao Yuan gave Zhou Jin a gouged look, and said, "See, if you were obedient before and nothing happened, you will play this role."
Zhou Jin watched silently. On the TV, Wu Xiangyu knelt in the hall and said: "Fang'er and I are in love with each other, and we are in love with each other. In this life, she will not marry unless she is the only one. The child kneels down and begs the mother and the queen to fulfill her."
Zhou Jin asked, "Who is he?"
Cao Yuan: "Second Prince of the Yujin Dynasty, how did you learn history and was eaten by dogs?"
Zhou Jin opened his mouth halfway, and a piece of potato chips fell on his stomach, "Second Prince, Li Qi?"
"That's right, Prince Qing Li Qi, he was quite talented, but it's a pity he died early."
"When did he die?"
"Did you not read the script at all?" Cao Yuan gave Zhou Jin a murderous look, "He lived to be 20 years old, and was crushed to death by a vase while walking on the road."
"Then who is Fang'er he's talking about?"
"Li Qi's cousin, and Li Qi's childhood sweetheart, but when she grew up, she was forcibly married by Li Qi's elder brother, and she separated from Li Qi. After that, Li Qi lost her mind and was crushed to death by a vase. It's quite touching."
"..."
Not a single fart in this passage is true.
Zhou Jin pulled Cao Yuan's elbow and said, "Brother Yuan, can I act in such a play?"
"Do you want to act?"
"I want to, I really want to."
Cao Yuan snorted coldly through his nose and said, "I think about why I didn't cherish it before, but now I regret it."
Zhou Jin was not discouraged, and asked persistently: "Brother Yuan, will I be able to get into such a role if I play hard in the future?"
"Okay, I'll ask Mr. Zhang for you tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he turned off the TV and said, "Sleep."
In order to take care of Zhou Jin and Cao Yuan, he has been sleeping on the sofa in the living room for the past few days. When Zhou Jin returned to the room, he tossed and turned and couldn’t fall asleep. Entering the living room, squatting beside Cao Yuan's sofa, shaking Cao Yuan.
Cao Yuan's sleep quality is extremely high, and he can dream of Zhou Gong as soon as his head touches the pillow.
With Zhou Jin shaking like this, Cao Yuan opened his eyes in a daze, saw Zhou Jin's face facing the tip of his nose, and made him shiver in fright, "Damn, monster."
Zhou Jin patted Cao Yuan lightly, and whispered, "Brother Yuan, it's me."
Cao Yuan rubbed his eyes and asked, "What's the matter so late?"
Zhou Jin raised the quilt in his hand and said, "Brother Yuan, if you don't feel comfortable sleeping like this, just put the quilt on it."
"Damn!" Cao Yuan roared, "I don't know how comfortable I would be if you didn't come to make trouble." After shouting, Cao Yuan turned his back to the half-deaf Zhou Jin.Zhou Jin sighed softly, and returned to his room with the quilt in his arms.In fact, what Cao Yuan said is right, he is so stupid, he can't do anything well, and he still wants to grab the throne?Gongdouju can't survive three episodes.
☆、Chapter 5
The next day, Cao Yuan didn't even eat after waking up, so he rushed to find Mr. Zhang, wanting to get Zhou Jin a role in a costume drama.In the past, Zhou Jin was just handsome in the skin, with a violent look on his body, but now Zhou Jin seems to be a different person. Now Zhou Jin is handsome from the inside out, no longer aggressive, like a piece of rough jade It seems that his temper is a bit too good, and he can't fight back when he is beaten or scolded. If he didn't watch him, he might be bullied.
After Cao Yuan went out, Zhou Jin also got up from the bed. He wanted to tidy up a guest room for Cao Yuan, so it would not be a problem for Cao Yuan to sleep on the sofa like this every day.There are some miscellaneous things piled up in the guest room, all of which have not been touched once in hundreds of years, covered with a layer of dust, some are gifts from fans to Zhou Jin, some are souvenirs from the crew to Zhou Jin, and Zhou Jin A script that I don't even bother to read.
Zhou Jin moved all these unnecessary things to the garage, and then washed all the bedding and hung them outside. Zhou Jin sat cross-legged in the room alone and began to flip through the book "Yujin Dynasty" that was dug out from the corner of the room. .The title page of this book reads: Gift from Fork.It was probably given to Zhou Jin by the staff of "The Legend of Purple Ice" for him to figure out the characters.
This book is very thick, divided into three volumes, starting from the second emperor of the Yujin Dynasty, Li Zhengya, who put down the chaos of the four kings, and writing until the Yujin Dynasty fell apart and went to perish.The general trend of the world, the long-term division must be united, and the long-term union must be divided. This is in line with the historical process. It is not a bad thing to split in the end, just like the nine-line speech in the Book of Changes: "Seeing that the dragons have no leader, it is auspicious."
Zhou Jin is Li Qi, the unlucky guy who was crushed to death by a vase. He watched his ancestors expand the territory, put down wars and make great achievements, and watched his brothers inherit the ancestral business and benefit the people.And he only has this sentence in the history books: "Li Qi, the second son of Emperor Xuan, was brilliant in literature and talent, died young, had no wife and children, and was never used. Stoned to death." This week Jin was a little depressed, he was not crushed to death by a vase because his cousin married Yu Yu, he was crushed to death by a vase while walking on the road for no reason.
Cao Yuan drove his small red second-hand car to the garage, and when he opened the garage door, he roared again, "Zhou Jin, come here!"
Zhou Jin ran out of the room in a hurry, his face still had a smear of dust from the things he had just moved, and his trouser legs were rolled up, revealing half of his ankles.
Cao Yuan pointed at the sundries in the half-garage, and shouted angrily, "How can I park the car if you pile up all the rubbish here!"
Zhou Jin had no choice but to carry the things out of the garage. Cao Yuan said that he wanted to sell the garbage a long time ago and piled it up at home to waste space, so he called the part-time worker and dragged the things away.
Seeing that his "Yujin Dynasty" was about to be transported away, Zhou Jin quickly jumped into the car and refused to let it go.
"Since when did you work so hard, this book just sits in the room and eats ashes."
"Brother Yuan, please, don't give the book away." Zhou Jin pitifully tugged at the corner of Cao Yuan's clothes, holding the brick-like book without letting go.Cao Yuan had no choice but to wave his hand and ask him to keep the book.After tossing and tossing for a long time, the garage was finally vacated. Cao Yuan convinced Zhou Jin, how did he transport things out by himself before with his small body.
Back in the room, Cao Yuan opened a bottle of beer, stretched out his hand to turn on the TV, and "Zi Bing Biography" was playing on the TV, and now it has already been played .
Zhou Jin didn't watch TV, and sat next to Cao Yuan with a book in his arms. Cao Yuan twisted his neck and gave Zhou Jin a sideways look, and said, "Who are you pretending to be so hard for now?"
Zhou Jin then asked, "What did Mr. Zhang say?"
Cao Yuan put his feet on the coffee table, leaned his hands on the back of the sofa, put on the air of a domineering president, and said: "Mr. Zhang said that there are only dramas in ancient costumes, and others are acting honestly. If you If you want to go, you have to audition first, and compete fairly with a group of young actors."
"Okay, I'm fine."
"I don't understand. Acting in a costume drama is so hard, and the money is not much. What are you doing to act? Also, this time I said the ugly things before. The director of this drama is Wen Xin. The industry is famously strict, and I look down on you idols the most, hurry up and prepare well these few days, what are you looking at?"
Cao Yuanchang pointed his fingers, glanced at the cover of the book in Zhou Jin's hand, and said, "Fortunately, you didn't throw away the book. I'll take you to the library to borrow a few more tomorrow, so that you can supplement your historical knowledge. Don't wait until then." In front of the director, I asked three questions, and when I was dismissed, I cried with me."
Zhou Jin nodded and thanked Cao Yuan.
Cao Yuan asked again: "What are you doing at home today? Besides tearing down the house, what other good things have you done?"
Zhou Jin whispered, "The guest room has been cleared out."
Cao Yuan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why did you vacate the guest room? There are no guests at home."
"You can live here instead of sleeping on the sofa."
"I'm leaving tomorrow."
"where are you going?"
"Go back to my own house, you really treat me as your nanny!" Cao Yuan roared.
In fact, it was Zhou Jin who was working as a babysitter for Cao Yuan these days, beating and scolding every day, feeding Cao Yuan until his stomach grew a circle of flesh.
Zhou Jin felt a little disappointed when he heard that, he was reluctant to leave Cao Yuan, and in this world he only had a little kiss with Cao Yuan, although Cao Yuan would only yell at him fiercely every day, but Zhou Jin knew that Cao Yuan was doing it for his own good. Otherwise, they wouldn't be playing around with him under the sun.As agents, they don't like to close this kind of money-losing goods. At this time, they should sign more promising ones, instead of hanging on Zhou Jin's crooked neck tree.
But what Cao Yuan said was right, why did he live in Zhou Jin's guest room when he had a family?
Seeing that Zhou Jin didn't speak, Cao Yuan didn't persuade him to hug his thigh and cry bitterly, Brother Yuan, don't leave, so he gave himself a step down and said, "Why? I don't want to leave."
Zhou Jin blinked his eyes and said, "I can't bear it, Brother Yuan, please don't go."
Zhou Jin's mouth curled up, wishing to lose a few golden beans, Cao Yuan was suddenly agitated, got up from the sofa and walked to the guest room, and threw a sentence in front of the guest room: "You are not allowed to enter my room at night."
Seeing that Cao Yuan was willing to stay, Zhou Jin sat on the sofa and smirked. Cao Yuan looked back and saw goosebumps all over his body: Damn, does this guy have a crush on Lao Tzu?
The next day, Cao Yuan drove Zhou Jin to the library, actively instilling knowledge about the advantages and disadvantages of paper books and e-books to Zhou Jin along the way, from chattering about papermaking techniques to discussing the communication channels of online literature.Zhou Jin sat in the back of the car and listened. He couldn't understand half of the sentence.
Cao Yuan took Zhou Jin to the library. It was a working day, and the students had to go to school and the adults had to go to work. Only the retired old men and women with nothing to do would sit in the air-conditioned library with water bottles for a whole day.
The second floor of the library is the history and literature area. Zhou Jin, who walked into the sea of knowledge, was a little seasick. He was holding a large stack of books in his arms, laying them out on the table, and began to study them seriously. Suddenly picked up a copy of "I and the General Unraveling the War Robe Through Time Traveling" and read it with gusto.
When Cao Yuan went downstairs to buy coffee, Zhou Jin poked his head and secretly read what kind of a wonderful book "I and the General Unraveling the Battle Robe" is. .
This book is about a modern actor who traveled to the Yujin Dynasty and became the emperor. The name of the emperor was Zhou Jin's elder brother Li Zhi. Happy marriage.Watching his brother fall in love with others, Zhou Jin felt an inexplicable pleasure, and the plot of this book was so bloody, with ups and downs, that one couldn't stop reading it.
Zhou Jin clipped the book behind his "Yujin Chronicle" and read it out of control.Cao Yuan returned to his seat and found that his book was gone. Cao Yuan didn't think much about it, and went to get another copy of "The Rebirth of a King". After reading a few pages, Cao Yuan covered his mouth and went out again. On the phone, Zhou Jin finished watching "I and the General Unraveling the Battle Robe" unsatisfactorily, and then stretched his claws to "Records of the Reborn King", hiding behind his "Mystery of the Decline of the Yujin Dynasty", hungrily. read it.
This book is also a strange book. It happened to be about him——Li Qi. It was said that Li Qi was unwilling to be reconciled after being crushed to death by a vase. The vase was hit, but he carried it like this, and he couldn't escape the fate of reincarnation. If he was not killed by the vase, he would be hit by a carriage, and then he would go back to the day when he had the accident. Finally, he met a Kong Wu The powerful, tall and handsome prince fell in love with him deeply. Finally, the prince told Li Qi the secret behind his rebirth...
Cao Yuan returned to his seat after making the phone call and found that his novel had disappeared again. He glanced suspiciously at Zhou Jin who was sitting upright studying "The Mystery of the Decline and Decline of the Yujin Dynasty", got up and went to get another book, and then flipped through the book. Putting the two pages on the table, he said to Zhou Jin, "I'm going to the bathroom." After speaking, he got up and left.
Zhou Jin didn't think much about it, he stretched out his claws after Cao Yuan left, and put his claws on the book "Chrysanthemum Remnants Still Have Proud Frost Branches" brought by Cao Yuan. As soon as he touched it, Cao Yuan's Wuzhi Mountain was covered down.
Cao Yuan roared, "I got it."
There was no one in the library in the afternoon. There were only Cao Yuan and Zhou Jin on this floor. Cao Yuan's low growl made Zhou Jin tremble with fright.
With a wave of his hand, Cao Yuan opened Zhou Jin's pretentious "The Mystery of the Decline of the Yujin Dynasty", and shook out the two books hidden underneath. Cao Yuan was so angry that his nostrils were rounded, and he roared angrily: "I am on this journey! Aren’t they all educating you not to read this kind of book?”
"Don't you watch it too..." Zhou Jin whispered.
Cao Yuan was at a loss for words for a while, and said, "Get up, go back."
Then he reprimanded like the dean: "Did you learn anything today?"
"learnt."
"Hmph," Cao Yuan hummed from his nostrils, and said, "I think you've lost your posture a bit."
Zhou Jin didn't understand what Cao Yuan meant, but he guessed that it was not a good word, so he followed Cao Yuan without saying a word.
Cao Yuan said, "Do you want to take these books back?"
Zhou Jin looked down at the table full of tan|beautiful novels, and was about to put his claws on them again. Cao Yuan waved his hand and shouted, "What are you doing! I mean these books!" Cao Yuan held up the "History of Economics of Yujin Kingdom ".
Zhou Jin said, "Take it back, take it back." Then he secretly put "The Rebirth of the King" in it.
Of course, this couldn't escape Cao Yuan's fiery eyes, and when he was about to roar again, Zhou Jin whispered, "Didn't Brother Yuan finish reading this? You can take it back and watch it again."
Cao Yuan felt that what Zhou Jin said was quite reasonable, so he stopped yelling, and took Zhou Jin to borrow the book back home.
After returning home, it was getting late, and after eating something casually, Cao Yuan began to read "The Legend of Purple Ice", while Zhou Jin continued to read under the quilt with a book in his arms.
Zhou Jin has already seen the end of "The King of Rebirth". The prince of the feudal clan told Li Qi his secret. It turned out that the prince of the feudal clan came from the future and came to rescue Li Qi so that he would not fall into the trap of repeated deaths. In fate, when Li Qi passed that day safely, he began to look for the prince of the clan, but he found that no one knew the prince of the clan, and no one had seen the prince of the clan. Everyone thought Li Qi was crazy. But Li Qi felt that he was not crazy. He wandered around the pool where he met the prince of the feudal clan for the first time, waiting for that person to appear, but the person didn't come today, and he still hasn't come tomorrow. Did he really remember wrongly? Was all this a dream of his.In the end Li Qi called out the man's name loudly by the pool, but apart from the ripples in the pool, no one paid attention to his heart-piercing shout.
After reading the last page, the corners of Zhou Jin's eyes were wet, and he curled up under the blanket with his eyes wide open.He hated this story because he felt that he was really that Li Qi.
Cao Yuan's voice came from outside the door: "Hey, don't you come down to watch? The show is going to where Li Qi died."
Zhou Jin sniffed and shouted back: "Wait for me."
"What's the matter? Watching TV and asking me to carry a big sedan chair?"
"I'll come down right now."
When Zhou Jin came down, the ending song began to play on the TV. Zhou Jin rubbed his eyes, pretended nothing happened, and put his hand into the bag of potato chips in Cao Yuan's hand. Cao Yuanfei clapped his hand and shouted : "This is the last pack." Zhou Jin endured the pain and did not let go, grabbed a large handful of potato chips, stuffed them into his mouth, and chewed them.
"Tomorrow, I'll make sure I can get on stage, and don't wear your ugly pair of harem pants, do you hear me?" Cao Yuan nagging Zhou Jin about tomorrow's affairs, then His earnest appearance resembles that of a single father with a mentally handicapped son.
"Boss Zhang originally didn't want you to go, but now she wants to praise the newcomer, Wu Xiangyu. Fortunately, I have a friendship with their producer, so I found a way to get online with Director Wen, and you will show me well at dinner tomorrow." , did you hear that?"
Zhou Jin's mouth was full of potato chips, he couldn't speak, so he nodded repeatedly.
☆、Chapter 6
At noon the next day, Zhou Jin began to tidy himself up. Cao Yuan told him thousands of times yesterday that he must dress up today, so Zhou Jin carefully searched for clothes from the closet. He has already grasped the strange aesthetics of this world. It's [-]% clear - just don't have three more colors, the simpler the style, the better, and then you can wear it casually if you look handsome.
Cao Yuan just came back from running outside, the vest on top was sticking to his body wetly, half of the knee pads were just exposed under the sports pants, and he bent over to wash his face in the bathroom.
Cao Yuan heard Zhou Jin come in and looked up. Seeing Zhou Jin standing at the door with his bare feet in a light blue shirt and dark jeans, Cao Yuan frowned. He wanted to give Zhou Jin a few words, but couldn't find him for a while. The handle, he really has nothing to choose with this outfit.But if he wanted to pick the bones out of the eggs, Cao Yuan said, "Look at you, you have a beard all over your face, and you're about to shave it off." After speaking, he threw a razor to Zhou Jin.
Zhou Jin looked in the mirror and found that he had indeed grown some stubble on his chin and upper lip.He looked down at the strange thing in his hand, guessed that the metal part in the middle should be the blade, and raised his hand to use the blade to scrape his face. "Stop, stop."
Cao Yuan hastily grabbed Zhou Jin's hand that was about to slash, and said, "If you want to die, it would be quicker to cut your neck."
Cao Yuan reached out and took out the shaving cream from the compartment, and rubbed it on Zhou Jin's face with rough hands.Zhou Jin was half a head shorter than Cao Yuan, so Cao Yuan asked Zhou Jin to lean on the sink so that his head could be at the same level as Cao Yuan, and while applying shaving cream, Cao Yuan said earnestly: "The face It's your job, how do you have the heart to do it so hard? When you see the director later, you must be neat and tidy. What does a scruffy beard look like? Have you brushed your teeth yet?"
Zhou Jin shook his head.
Cao Yuan: "I'll brush my teeth later, first brush with a toothbrush, then rinse with mouthwash, and then floss, you know? Don't wait for the next opening, the director of the text fainted. Take a breath and let me smell it."
Zhou Jin pursed his lips and shook his head, whispering, "I haven't brushed my teeth yet."
Cao Yuan shaved Zhou Jin's beard with a razor, snorted, and said, "I still know I'm sorry." After finishing speaking, Cao Yuan covered Zhou Jin's face with a water-soaked towel, and used the strength of killing a pig to wipe the beard on Zhou Jin's face. Wipe off foam all over his face, "After brushing our teeth, we should go."
After Zhou Jin finished brushing his teeth, Cao Yuan was already waiting in the car. Zhou Jin was about to open the rear door to get in the car. Cao Yuan lost his temper and slapped the steering wheel, shouting angrily, "Damn it, what a broken car!"
It was only then that Zhou Jin realized that this magical four-wheeled monster was not so omnipotent. Like a horse, it would get sick and get hungry, and when it got awkward, it couldn't drive.Cao Yuan pulled his tie and got out of the car, and said to Zhou Jin, "Go and get your hat, we have to squeeze the subway now."
In fact, there are advantages to being out of breath. For example, now that Zhou Jin is crowded on the subway during the rush hour, he is not recognized, let alone secretly photographed.It didn't matter to Zhou Jin, it would be better if no one was holding that glowing thing at him, but Cao Yuan was not happy.He kept muttering: "The world is hot and cold, the present is not what it used to be, and the past actor is not as good as a pig..."
Just when Zhou Jin was so crowded that he began to plan how to return to his hometown, the tall and burly Cao Yuan protected him from behind and opened a way for him to get out of the crowded subway.
Zhou Jin straightened his crooked hat, and whispered to Cao Yuan, "Brother Yuan, let's buy another car."
Cao Yuan glanced at Zhou Jin, and cursed angrily: "You prodigal son, the last million-dollar Cayenne was smashed into scum by you, and you want to buy a new car."
It was only then that Zhou Jin realized that the car was so expensive. Through observing the price of rice and meat in the past few days, he had roughly guessed the economic situation in this strange place. It is unaffordable. Of course, Zhou Jin at this time does not know the existence of the bug of housing prices.
After Cao Yuan scolded, he thought about it, Zhou Jin almost died in a car accident, there must be a shadow in his heart, he is so fierce, he is too inhuman, so he touched his nose to slow down his voice, and said, "How much longer can you bear it?" God, when this matter is negotiated, you can buy whatever you want." After finishing speaking, Cao Yuan complained mother-in-law and mother-in-law: "I am also really unlucky. I will be your nanny, driver, financial advisor, and part-time broker. , I will give you four jobs and only get 20.00%, 20.00%, and the tax is not limited to this amount."
Cao Yuan took Zhou Jin to the place where they had agreed to have dinner, and asked for a private room. Cao Yuan ordered a pot of tea and drank it slowly.Zhou Jin also poured himself a cup on his own initiative. Everything here is delicious, but the tea is a few ranks worse.
After sitting in the box for a long time, Zhou Jin asked, "Brother Yuan, when are they coming?"
"I don't know, just wait."
"I've been waiting for half a day."
Cao Yuan said: "They are uncles, we should wait. We are here to beg for help. You don't want to wait just for a while?"
Zhou Jin didn't say anything, and looked at the water in his hand with some disappointment.
Cao Yuan saw what was on Zhou Jin's mind, and said lightly, "What's the matter? Today you nod and bow to others and beg your father to sue grandma, and tomorrow others will nod and bow to you and beg your father to sue grandma."
After waiting for another ten minutes, Cao Yuan's brother Cui Hongda finally came late. Cui Hongda urged the producer to wear gold-rimmed glasses, his chin was slightly receded and connected to his neck, his eyes were puffed out like a frog, and he was holding a bag in his mouth. A cigarette, the butt of the cigarette was burned little by little on the mouth with a hairy mole, and the ash fell down with the frequency of the big mouth talking.A tall, burly man with an artist's beard and an indifferent expression walking beside him should be the legendary Wen Dao.
"Hey Xiaoyuan,
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