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April was a very difficult time.

It's not about this city, but about foreign language students across the country. The foreign language college students in country D will undergo a survey in April, and the originally extremely beautiful spring will be completely destroyed by this predictable storm.

However, as the old saying goes, blessings never come again, and misfortunes never come singly.Everyone thought it was just an ordinary exam month, but after the exam, a series of thunderbolts were released.

First, someone broke the news on social platforms on the day after the test that there was a large-scale leak of questions and buying and selling answers. Then the next day, a school in the north was pointed out that the answers were openly distributed to students before the test. The test papers were completely different, and all the candidates rushed to the social platform of the university where the test was made to denounce it.

Li Jing didn't care much about social affairs, but because Tian Bei had been going out early and returning late to accompany his Goddess Youzi to prepare for the exam for more than a month, Li Jing also passively got up early every day to endorse and clock in in the morning.

Tian Bei has lost a full ten catties in this one month, and he yells in Li Jing's ear all the time, "I won't be with you anymore after I'm with you today" and then gets up again at 06:30 the next day. Go buy soy milk buns for you.

Hmm... In fact, Li Jing strongly discourages Tian Bei from staying with Youyouzi all the time.It's not that there is any special reason, but when facing such a large-scale exam, it is easier to attack the opponent if you stay away.Both men and women.Show up when the other person needs you the most, and give him warmth.Tian Bei clings to you all day long like a spontaneous radiator, as shameless and shameless as possible.

The weather was fine on the day of the final exam, but Tian Bei was exhausted after the exam with him, so he slept in the dormitory for a whole afternoon.

Tian Bei's snoring made the iron bed buzz, and Li Jing sat at the desk, barely able to read a book.

In the next few days, Tian Bei seemed to have listened to Li Jing's words, or he was lazy. He was always playing games on his mobile phone, and went back to the dormitory to sleep after class.This is a purely natural and unaffected waste wood field.Li Jing was helpless, but somewhat relieved.

In the blink of an eye, the sun and the moon pass.

Five days later, in the big grade class, the bald teacher was trying to blow the bullshit, but he had blown the bullshit too many times. Halfway through, the teacher stood on the podium and frowned, desperately trying to squeeze out some more .Li Jing almost burst out laughing below.

At this time, there was a sudden noise on the road outside.It was as if a drop of water had been thrown into a frying pan and exploded immediately, and the people in the opposite classroom also began to rush out. Amid the noise, it seemed that someone shouted: "Someone jumped off the building!"

Li Jing's classroom also became restless.Li Jing opened the alumni group, and a stream of people's expressions and discussions ran across the phone.The teacher was eager to have something to say: "Hey, everyone, be quiet, everyone be quiet!"

At this time, Tian Bei who was beside Li Jing rushed out like crazy.

"Sorry teacher!! Both of us suddenly have a stomachache!" Li Jing immediately stood up, and after saying this to the teacher, he chased after him without looking back.

He just saw someone in the class group saying that the one who jumped off the building was Zhou Youzi from the Department of Chinese as a Foreign Language.

The large class classroom is not far from the teaching building of the outer courtyard, it takes 10 minutes to walk and 6 minutes to run.Li Jing's own bicycle was leaning against the outside of the classroom, and he pedaled so fast that he didn't catch up with Tian Bei.The further you go, the harder it is to ride a bike, so Li Jing simply jumped out of the bike and started running.

The bottom of the teaching building has been sealed off by security guards and teachers. There are three thick layers of people outside, and everyone stretches their necks to look inside like ducks.

Tian Bei crazily grabbed the people outside and burrowed in, until he was outside the encirclement of the teacher and security guards, and continued to ram in.

"Youyouzi! Youyouzi!!" Tian Bei yelled heart-piercingly, Li Jing caught up with him, and together with the security guards pushed him down on the concrete floor.

Tian Bei struggled desperately on the ground, still calling Youyouzi's name, crying while shouting.

The person in the pool of blood tens of meters away can be identified as Zhou Youzi just by looking at his clothes.Li Jing couldn't bear to see the tragic situation over there, so he escorted Tian Bei away with the security guards.

The security guard took Tian Bei back to the security room to comfort him, and asked Li Jing to pay for three bottles of water, one for Tian Bei and one for Li Jing, and he opened a bottle and drank half of it before letting them go. .Li Jing almost dragged Tian Bei back to the dormitory.

The discussion in the class group continued for a long time.However, after discussing and discussing, Tian Bei was also crowned the title of "the most tragic spare tire".As for Tian Bei, he didn't want to talk to others at all.He locked himself in the dormitory and slept with his head covered for two days. When he woke up crying and tired, Li Jing had to sweep away a large push of tissues from under his bed every day.

The point is, it's not over yet.

Not long after, Li Jing learned from Weibo that on the day Youzi jumped off the building, 30 colleges and universities across the country had students majoring in foreign languages ​​jumping off the building at the same time.Like Youyouzi, they are all people who have prepared for the exam for a long time but failed before the exam paper.

After a while, the police announced that they found that these college students were all from a professional discussion group. They collapsed collectively after the exam and made an appointment to jump off the building at the same time that day.Some even traveled thousands of miles to jump in the outer courtyard of the university where the questioner was.

Many students from the university where the questioner was working yelled at those students who couldn’t stand the pressure of the exam on Weibo, saying that they didn’t work hard, while other university students blamed the questioner and the person who leaked the question. social hotspot.

Youyouzi's death came to an end after the school quickly apologized.Zhou Youzi's family is not very rich, and there is a younger brother in the family, so the school paid more than 100 million yuan and visited him. There is not much follow-up about this matter.

It's just that Tian Bei has been so decadent for three whole months.Li Jing spent more than 1 yuan to hire someone from another school to take the exam instead of Tian Bei, which allowed him to successfully enter the senior year.