Your ghost-catching pose is perfect
Chapter 4 Hell's part-time job
The background of this painting is a dark color that is almost pure black. The extremely skinny female model twisted her spine into a strange curve, raised her hands upwards, and hugged the hair on the back of her head.The bones on her body are sharp and sharp, the protrusions of ribs and notochord are clearly visible, and even the edge of part of the hip bone can be seen from the side.
Anyway, Jiang Xunli couldn't see the beauty of this body.Even if he likes a man, he still knows what kind of figure a woman is considered beautiful.And the female body in this painting is simply a skeleton wrapped in human skin!
But not being able to appreciate it doesn't mean that Jiang Xunli can't pretend to like the painting. He first stared at Jiang Peng with wide eyes, then turned his head to look at the painting, almost pasting his entire face on the painting.
"Oh, this painting is so beautiful!" Jiang Xunli praised without hesitation.
As expected, this painting is only stained with ghost energy, but because it has been kept in the painting room without the washing of yang energy, the ghost energy attached to it is much thicker than Jiang Peng's body, and it is easy to capture.
But it's a pity that he didn't bring any tools with him today, so he couldn't hold a ray of ghost energy to go back and set up an array to detect the location of the ghost body.
Jiang Peng's indifferent expression suddenly softened a little, he stared at Jiang Xunli, and said seriously: "Your body is also perfect."
Jiang Xunli choked for a moment.
Why do I always feel that comparing him with this female skeleton is a bit creepy!And this painter, don't you think your statement is a bit too ambiguous?
But right now is not the time to worry about this, he has to separate this ghost-possessed painting from Jiang Peng, otherwise who knows if this ghost will come to Jiang Peng tonight.Even if it seems that this ghost has no intention of harming Jiang Peng at present, as the number of its murders increases, it is not impossible to be robbed of its remaining sanity by the bloody breath.
Moreover, he must stop this ghost from doing evil as soon as possible.
"That... Mr. Jiang." Jiang Xunli began to try to get close, "I really like your painting! Can you give it... lend me two... er, one day? Just one day! Tomorrow I will draw it Bring it back and give it back to you!"
Jiang Peng frowned slightly, watching Jiang Xunli remain silent.
"Hey! If you don't believe me, I'll bet my ID...and my bank card on you!"
Jiang Peng remained silent.
Jiang Xunli scratched the back of his head, and said helplessly, "I have nothing else to mortgage! Otherwise, you can tell me the name of the model in this painting! It's also fine to give me her contact information!"
Jiang Peng finally said, "I can't."
"Could you lend me this painting, or give me the model's contact information?" Jiang Xun insisted.
"No, that's her privacy."
"Hey, let me say, you can't be so rigid... There is always room for negotiation on everything..."
"It's time, go upstairs."
"You are flexible! You see, I stripped naked for you..." Jiang Xunli grabbed Jiang Peng's wrist.
Jiang Peng turned his head and looked at him indifferently.
"...Okay, let's go upstairs."
Jiang Xunli made a quail shape, hunched his shoulders and followed Jiang Peng upstairs.But he was gnashing his teeth in his heart: If it wasn't limited to family rules, and he couldn't expose his abilities in front of "non-active customers" at will, why would he, Mr. Jiang, go around these detours!Just say "There is a ghost in your house, I'll help you catch it" and you're done!
When Jiang Xunli was lying on the bed used as the background board again, and Jiang Peng grabbed his arms and ankles and repositioned himself, he was still a little unwilling.
So he plucked up his courage and asked again: "That Mr. Jiang, otherwise, I won't be paid today, so you let me take that painting back to look at it for one night? Just one night! I promise that I will never take pictures or spread it. !"
Jiang Peng didn't speak, obviously the answer in his heart was still "no".
Jiang Xunli rolled his eyes, thinking of a different strategy.
Although he didn't bring any handy tools, it shouldn't be difficult to find some substitutes in this house.Besides, isn't there such a big villa area?Where there are mountains and rivers, you can always find something.As for the cinnabar on the talisman, it's just to enhance the resonance of the spiritual power, so he just needs to bleed more.With his spiritual power, the vessel needed to hold ghost energy, even if it is replaced by a mortal object, it can barely work with a few blood symbols.
Anyway, he didn't want to keep that wisp of ghost energy, just hold it for a while enough for him to take it back and set up a soul-inducing array!
So he asked, "Well... then can I stay with you for one night?"
Jiang Peng stared at Jiang Xunli for a long time this time, as if he wanted to remember every detail of his body.Then he put down the paintbrush and said, "The work is over."
Jiang Xunli was a little dazed, he was not expecting this situation.
Jiang Peng had already got up and left the drawing board, went straight to the small living room on the other side of the second floor, took out two brand new hundred-yuan bills from the safe next to the desk, turned around and handed them to Jiang Xunli who was chasing him.
"you can go now."
Jiang Xunli was holding two hundred-yuan bills, feeling a little mad: what's going on? !If you say you change your face, you will change your face?No, his face has always been like that of an iceberg, but it really hasn't changed... It's not right!Regardless of his changing face, it is important to solve the ghost's matter first.
He lowered his posture a bit, and raised his hand in a gesture of swearing.
"I promise to stay on the first floor, and I won't come up to disturb your sleep!"
Jiang Peng picked up the phone expressionlessly and dialed a number.
Jiang Xunli saw the numbers on the screen clearly, took a breath, jumped up and snatched his mobile phone, carefully deleted the three numbers, and said with a smile: "I won't call the police... I'll tell you , don’t take it seriously ha ha ha ha ha... I’m leaving now!”
He put Jiang Peng's mobile phone on the armrest of the sofa beside him, shrugged his shoulders and turned around to leave the small living room.
Jiang Xunli couldn't think of a better way for the time being.In fact, he himself also understood that he was just a stranger who came to apply for a life assistant. Whether he wanted to paint or ask for a stay, it was quite abrupt, and any normal person Jiang Peng would not agree to.But besides these two options, what else could he do?
Judging by Jiang Peng's expression, the probability that he will be asked to be a model again in the next two days is not high. He must find a chance to draw out the ghostly spirit in that painting.
While thinking, he slowly put on his clothes, went to the bathroom to find his bag, and rummaged through it to see if there was anything available.
Suddenly, he saw a transparent pendant hanging from the zipper of his schoolbag.
This schoolbag was a second-hand item he found at a roadside stall after he was purged from his home. The zipper of a pocket on the side of the schoolbag broke, so he put the pendant he had been hanging on his mobile phone on it. .
The pendant was made by himself when he liked to toss around a long time ago. Inside the highly transparent epoxy resin, a safety amulet was filled with cinnabar. He remembered that when he drew the amulet, he was also injected with spiritual power.It's just that he didn't take this pendant seriously for a long time, and gradually forgot about it, the spiritual power inside has almost dissipated - after all, epoxy resin is not a serious material for engraving talismans, and it can't gather spiritual power .
Jiang Xunli unfastened the pendant from the zipper, squeezed it into his fingertips and slowly injected new spiritual power, so that the safety talisman could play a role temporarily, and then he came out of the bathroom with his schoolbag on his back.
Jiang Peng has returned to the open bedroom at this time, staring at the drawing board, not knowing what to look at.
Jiang Xunli stepped forward, put the pendant into Jiang Peng's hand, and grinned: "Then I'm leaving, this is for you to drive away evil spirits and pray for good fortune! I know you don't believe in ghosts and gods, so just treat it as a gadget! But don't throw it away!"
Jiang Peng looked down at the inferior pendant in his hand without saying a word, his brows slightly moved.
Jiang Xunli came out from the gate of Jiang Peng's villa, went around to the bottom of the back wall near the small building, and let out a long breath.Although he had already given Jiang Peng a safety talisman, he still wanted to try to arrest the ghost energy in that painting tonight.
The safety talisman protects Jiang Peng himself, and the sooner he gets the wisp of ghost energy, the sooner he can start the investigation.
But it's still early now, the sun has just set to the west, and it's still a long time before night falls.Jiang Xunli walked slowly along the path inside the villa area.
There is an artificial lake in the center of the villa area, and a circle of willow trees are planted on the shore of the lake.It was summer, and the willows were luxuriant, with long, flowing branches hanging low on the water.Jiang Xunli broke a few willow branches, removed the branches and leaves, pinched off the soft tip, and quickly wove a hollow net cage the size of a thumb at his fingertips.
The feng shui of this villa area is very particular, and the residents obviously pay great attention to this point. There is not a single locust tree in the huge area, so he can only use willow branches as the next best thing.
With a container for temporarily storing ghost energy, Jiang Xunli went back to the courtyard wall of Jiang Peng's house and looked up.
A security guard came over in a patrol car with a small battery, yelled at Jiang Xunli with a Jinshi accent, "Hey, what do you do?"
Jiang Xunli was taken aback, turned around quickly, made a somewhat embarrassed expression, touched the bridge of his nose and said, "I quarreled with...my husband...he kicked him out..."
The security guard obviously didn't expect this answer. After reacting for a while, there was still no result, and he said dully: "...Oh."
After speaking, I felt that I didn't care too much about the owner's...boyfriend, so I asked dryly, "Do you need help?"
Jiang Xunli blinked his eyes: "Thank you for your concern, but I'll just stay here for a while, my husband doesn't want me to be outside for too long, and will let me in soon!"
The security guard who opened the door to the new world nodded blankly: "Oh... oh, good. Then you pay attention to safety... um, pay attention to safety."
After speaking, he drove the small battery car crookedly away.
Hearing the sound of the other party's car, Jiang Xun walked away, and then took a few steps back. He sprinted on the gray and clean courtyard wall of Jiang Peng's house, raised his arm, rolled over from above, and landed lightly In the yard of Jiang Peng's house.
Fortunately, Jiang Peng's family didn't have a dog, otherwise his plan would be difficult to realize.
The gap between the small building and the back wall is only more than two meters wide, and is covered by a neatly manicured lawn.Jiang Xunli found the most luxuriant lawn at the base of the wall and sat down cross-legged, and began to meditate.
By the way, wait for the night to fall.
The author has something to say:
--small theater--
Little Security Guard: What are you doing?
Jiang Xiaofeng: (I have to find a way to scare him away)
Jiang Xiaofeng: This is my (emphasis) husband's (emphasis) home.
Little security guard: (...the door to a new world was opened)
ghost concubine drunk
Anyway, Jiang Xunli couldn't see the beauty of this body.Even if he likes a man, he still knows what kind of figure a woman is considered beautiful.And the female body in this painting is simply a skeleton wrapped in human skin!
But not being able to appreciate it doesn't mean that Jiang Xunli can't pretend to like the painting. He first stared at Jiang Peng with wide eyes, then turned his head to look at the painting, almost pasting his entire face on the painting.
"Oh, this painting is so beautiful!" Jiang Xunli praised without hesitation.
As expected, this painting is only stained with ghost energy, but because it has been kept in the painting room without the washing of yang energy, the ghost energy attached to it is much thicker than Jiang Peng's body, and it is easy to capture.
But it's a pity that he didn't bring any tools with him today, so he couldn't hold a ray of ghost energy to go back and set up an array to detect the location of the ghost body.
Jiang Peng's indifferent expression suddenly softened a little, he stared at Jiang Xunli, and said seriously: "Your body is also perfect."
Jiang Xunli choked for a moment.
Why do I always feel that comparing him with this female skeleton is a bit creepy!And this painter, don't you think your statement is a bit too ambiguous?
But right now is not the time to worry about this, he has to separate this ghost-possessed painting from Jiang Peng, otherwise who knows if this ghost will come to Jiang Peng tonight.Even if it seems that this ghost has no intention of harming Jiang Peng at present, as the number of its murders increases, it is not impossible to be robbed of its remaining sanity by the bloody breath.
Moreover, he must stop this ghost from doing evil as soon as possible.
"That... Mr. Jiang." Jiang Xunli began to try to get close, "I really like your painting! Can you give it... lend me two... er, one day? Just one day! Tomorrow I will draw it Bring it back and give it back to you!"
Jiang Peng frowned slightly, watching Jiang Xunli remain silent.
"Hey! If you don't believe me, I'll bet my ID...and my bank card on you!"
Jiang Peng remained silent.
Jiang Xunli scratched the back of his head, and said helplessly, "I have nothing else to mortgage! Otherwise, you can tell me the name of the model in this painting! It's also fine to give me her contact information!"
Jiang Peng finally said, "I can't."
"Could you lend me this painting, or give me the model's contact information?" Jiang Xun insisted.
"No, that's her privacy."
"Hey, let me say, you can't be so rigid... There is always room for negotiation on everything..."
"It's time, go upstairs."
"You are flexible! You see, I stripped naked for you..." Jiang Xunli grabbed Jiang Peng's wrist.
Jiang Peng turned his head and looked at him indifferently.
"...Okay, let's go upstairs."
Jiang Xunli made a quail shape, hunched his shoulders and followed Jiang Peng upstairs.But he was gnashing his teeth in his heart: If it wasn't limited to family rules, and he couldn't expose his abilities in front of "non-active customers" at will, why would he, Mr. Jiang, go around these detours!Just say "There is a ghost in your house, I'll help you catch it" and you're done!
When Jiang Xunli was lying on the bed used as the background board again, and Jiang Peng grabbed his arms and ankles and repositioned himself, he was still a little unwilling.
So he plucked up his courage and asked again: "That Mr. Jiang, otherwise, I won't be paid today, so you let me take that painting back to look at it for one night? Just one night! I promise that I will never take pictures or spread it. !"
Jiang Peng didn't speak, obviously the answer in his heart was still "no".
Jiang Xunli rolled his eyes, thinking of a different strategy.
Although he didn't bring any handy tools, it shouldn't be difficult to find some substitutes in this house.Besides, isn't there such a big villa area?Where there are mountains and rivers, you can always find something.As for the cinnabar on the talisman, it's just to enhance the resonance of the spiritual power, so he just needs to bleed more.With his spiritual power, the vessel needed to hold ghost energy, even if it is replaced by a mortal object, it can barely work with a few blood symbols.
Anyway, he didn't want to keep that wisp of ghost energy, just hold it for a while enough for him to take it back and set up a soul-inducing array!
So he asked, "Well... then can I stay with you for one night?"
Jiang Peng stared at Jiang Xunli for a long time this time, as if he wanted to remember every detail of his body.Then he put down the paintbrush and said, "The work is over."
Jiang Xunli was a little dazed, he was not expecting this situation.
Jiang Peng had already got up and left the drawing board, went straight to the small living room on the other side of the second floor, took out two brand new hundred-yuan bills from the safe next to the desk, turned around and handed them to Jiang Xunli who was chasing him.
"you can go now."
Jiang Xunli was holding two hundred-yuan bills, feeling a little mad: what's going on? !If you say you change your face, you will change your face?No, his face has always been like that of an iceberg, but it really hasn't changed... It's not right!Regardless of his changing face, it is important to solve the ghost's matter first.
He lowered his posture a bit, and raised his hand in a gesture of swearing.
"I promise to stay on the first floor, and I won't come up to disturb your sleep!"
Jiang Peng picked up the phone expressionlessly and dialed a number.
Jiang Xunli saw the numbers on the screen clearly, took a breath, jumped up and snatched his mobile phone, carefully deleted the three numbers, and said with a smile: "I won't call the police... I'll tell you , don’t take it seriously ha ha ha ha ha... I’m leaving now!”
He put Jiang Peng's mobile phone on the armrest of the sofa beside him, shrugged his shoulders and turned around to leave the small living room.
Jiang Xunli couldn't think of a better way for the time being.In fact, he himself also understood that he was just a stranger who came to apply for a life assistant. Whether he wanted to paint or ask for a stay, it was quite abrupt, and any normal person Jiang Peng would not agree to.But besides these two options, what else could he do?
Judging by Jiang Peng's expression, the probability that he will be asked to be a model again in the next two days is not high. He must find a chance to draw out the ghostly spirit in that painting.
While thinking, he slowly put on his clothes, went to the bathroom to find his bag, and rummaged through it to see if there was anything available.
Suddenly, he saw a transparent pendant hanging from the zipper of his schoolbag.
This schoolbag was a second-hand item he found at a roadside stall after he was purged from his home. The zipper of a pocket on the side of the schoolbag broke, so he put the pendant he had been hanging on his mobile phone on it. .
The pendant was made by himself when he liked to toss around a long time ago. Inside the highly transparent epoxy resin, a safety amulet was filled with cinnabar. He remembered that when he drew the amulet, he was also injected with spiritual power.It's just that he didn't take this pendant seriously for a long time, and gradually forgot about it, the spiritual power inside has almost dissipated - after all, epoxy resin is not a serious material for engraving talismans, and it can't gather spiritual power .
Jiang Xunli unfastened the pendant from the zipper, squeezed it into his fingertips and slowly injected new spiritual power, so that the safety talisman could play a role temporarily, and then he came out of the bathroom with his schoolbag on his back.
Jiang Peng has returned to the open bedroom at this time, staring at the drawing board, not knowing what to look at.
Jiang Xunli stepped forward, put the pendant into Jiang Peng's hand, and grinned: "Then I'm leaving, this is for you to drive away evil spirits and pray for good fortune! I know you don't believe in ghosts and gods, so just treat it as a gadget! But don't throw it away!"
Jiang Peng looked down at the inferior pendant in his hand without saying a word, his brows slightly moved.
Jiang Xunli came out from the gate of Jiang Peng's villa, went around to the bottom of the back wall near the small building, and let out a long breath.Although he had already given Jiang Peng a safety talisman, he still wanted to try to arrest the ghost energy in that painting tonight.
The safety talisman protects Jiang Peng himself, and the sooner he gets the wisp of ghost energy, the sooner he can start the investigation.
But it's still early now, the sun has just set to the west, and it's still a long time before night falls.Jiang Xunli walked slowly along the path inside the villa area.
There is an artificial lake in the center of the villa area, and a circle of willow trees are planted on the shore of the lake.It was summer, and the willows were luxuriant, with long, flowing branches hanging low on the water.Jiang Xunli broke a few willow branches, removed the branches and leaves, pinched off the soft tip, and quickly wove a hollow net cage the size of a thumb at his fingertips.
The feng shui of this villa area is very particular, and the residents obviously pay great attention to this point. There is not a single locust tree in the huge area, so he can only use willow branches as the next best thing.
With a container for temporarily storing ghost energy, Jiang Xunli went back to the courtyard wall of Jiang Peng's house and looked up.
A security guard came over in a patrol car with a small battery, yelled at Jiang Xunli with a Jinshi accent, "Hey, what do you do?"
Jiang Xunli was taken aback, turned around quickly, made a somewhat embarrassed expression, touched the bridge of his nose and said, "I quarreled with...my husband...he kicked him out..."
The security guard obviously didn't expect this answer. After reacting for a while, there was still no result, and he said dully: "...Oh."
After speaking, I felt that I didn't care too much about the owner's...boyfriend, so I asked dryly, "Do you need help?"
Jiang Xunli blinked his eyes: "Thank you for your concern, but I'll just stay here for a while, my husband doesn't want me to be outside for too long, and will let me in soon!"
The security guard who opened the door to the new world nodded blankly: "Oh... oh, good. Then you pay attention to safety... um, pay attention to safety."
After speaking, he drove the small battery car crookedly away.
Hearing the sound of the other party's car, Jiang Xun walked away, and then took a few steps back. He sprinted on the gray and clean courtyard wall of Jiang Peng's house, raised his arm, rolled over from above, and landed lightly In the yard of Jiang Peng's house.
Fortunately, Jiang Peng's family didn't have a dog, otherwise his plan would be difficult to realize.
The gap between the small building and the back wall is only more than two meters wide, and is covered by a neatly manicured lawn.Jiang Xunli found the most luxuriant lawn at the base of the wall and sat down cross-legged, and began to meditate.
By the way, wait for the night to fall.
The author has something to say:
--small theater--
Little Security Guard: What are you doing?
Jiang Xiaofeng: (I have to find a way to scare him away)
Jiang Xiaofeng: This is my (emphasis) husband's (emphasis) home.
Little security guard: (...the door to a new world was opened)
ghost concubine drunk
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