Your ghost-catching pose is perfect

Jiang Xunli swallowed and forced himself to calm down.

He is still not sure about Jiang Peng's orientation. Once he acts too aggressively, it will probably result in a result that neither of them wants to see.

Seeing that Jiang Xunli's expression was not right, Jiang Peng also gradually stopped smiling and regained his composure.

He thought about it, and felt that his action of pressing the other person into the waterfall was indeed a bit excessive... No, this was probably the most excessive thing he did since he passed through his teenage years.

Thinking of this, he stretched out his hand and pulled Jiang Xunli out from under the waterfall, and said in embarrassment, "Sorry."

Although Jiang Xunli couldn't guess what was going on in Jiang Peng's mind, he probably guessed the reason for his apology, so he burst out laughing: "What are you apologizing for? Didn't you have fun like this? You rarely laugh so much... Spring is shining!"

Hearing this, Jiang Peng couldn't help curling his lips.

"Let's go, it's time to go ashore."

The two walked back to the bank side by side. Jiang Xunli picked up the sweatshirt he had left on the river bank and wiped the water droplets on his upper body. He leaned over and took out the talisman paper notebook from his bag. After thinking about it, he replaced it with an ordinary notebook. , took out the cinnabar ballpoint pen, and quickly drew a few water-gathering symbols.

Having prepared the props to dry his and Jiang Peng's clothes, Jiang Xunli raised his head and was about to greet Jiang Peng, but saw a scene that he had never thought of.

Jiang Peng had already stripped himself down to a pair of underpants, and was looking at the small piece of wet fabric with a tangled face, as if wondering whether to take it off as well.

Jiang Xunli swallowed again, unable to take his eyes off Jiang Peng at all.

Although Jiang Peng has been praising his perfect body, in fact Jiang Peng's body is not bad.

Just from the appearance of his muscles, he must have exercised very self-disciplinedly. His lines are extremely beautiful, and his arms are even more slender and powerful.Only due to long-term indoor activities, his skin is slightly pale.

Sensing some inappropriate changes in his body, Jiang Xunli closed his eyes and chanted a few words of the mantra of pure heart, got up and walked to Jiang Peng's side.

"Here, let me show you something fun."

Jiang Xunli smiled and took out a water-gathering talisman, and stuck the edge of the paper talisman on the waist of Jiang Peng's trousers, activating his spiritual power, driving the paper talisman to suck out all the moisture in the fabric fibers.

Jiang Peng looked strange: "This..."

The effectiveness of ordinary paper into talismans is not as high as that of talisman paper, and a piece of talisman can only dry such a small piece of fabric, and it has already drooped wet.Jiang Xunli used another five pieces of paper talisman to help Jiang Peng dry his clothes, and put the shoes aside to wait for them to dry naturally.

After tossing about Jiang Peng's clothes, he tidied himself up and sat on the boulder side by side with Jiang Peng.

Jiang Peng put the dried clothes back on. After a moment of silence, he said, "The talisman...is amazing. I always thought it could only be used to deal with ghosts."

Jiang Xunli snorted softly: "Aren't you ignorant? Talismans are very useful... However, there are not many people who can make talismans on mortal paper. I am a genius in the world of talismans! Just like you It's like a genius in the painting world!"

Jiang Peng said, "I'm not a genius."

"Oh, that's right."

Jiang Xunli turned his head, stared into Jiang Peng's eyes, and asked seriously: "I see that almost all of your paintings are human bodies, so to you...is a man's body more beautiful, or a woman's body? "

Jiang Peng froze for a moment.

He had never thought about this question, and now that he was asked suddenly, he couldn't help but feel a little difficult to answer.

After pondering for a while, he finally said: "The bodies of men and women each have their own beauty, even the bodies of the elderly and children..."

"Don't play tricks!" Jiang Xunli was unhappy, "I'll ask you, do you like to draw men or women?"

The moment Jiang Peng heard this question, what suddenly appeared in his mind was the scene of Jiang Xunli standing naked under the waterfall just now.So he answered very simply this time: "A man."

Jiang Xunli grinned badly a few times, lowered his voice and asked, "Then when you draw nudes, won't you react?"

This question was asked a bit privately, but the relationship between the two of them hadn't reached the point where they talked about everything. When Jiang Xunli asked, he was already mentally prepared not to hear Jiang Peng's answer.Unexpectedly, Jiang Peng gave the answer quickly.

"No. Seen too much." He answered very casually.

Jiang Xunli: ...

How to chase such a man?Xiaoqing, Plato?

Did he find himself a target of nightmare difficulty? !Stripped of sex丨The kind that doesn't work even if seduced!

No matter how much Jiang Xun complained in his heart, the day's itinerary was not over yet.

The two of them ate some snacks in their bag for lunch while the shoes were drying. After the shoes were dry, they quickly packed up and set off, climbed up the ridge again, and walked to the summit.

During this period, Jiang Peng's sketchbook has never left his hand, and the protagonist of the picture is no longer limited to Jiang Xunli, but there are many sketches of the wild Great Wall and trees.

"Although this can be regarded as a source of material, but now that our mobile phones are so convenient to take pictures, why do you still have to draw them?"

Jiang Xunli stood aside and waited for Jiang Peng to finish the sketch in his hand, and asked curiously.

Jiang Peng said: "Because people's eyes and lenses are completely different."

"How to say?"

"People have two eyes, and what they see is three-dimensional, but the lens can only capture two-dimensional images."

When Jiang Peng talked about the professional field, he was very serious: "When taking pictures, the distance between the camera and the object is different, and the shooting effect is completely different. For example... when we take selfies, we always look thinner than others take pictures of us. This is the reason .”

Jiang Xunli was surprised and said: "Is there such a thing?"

"Yes. The closer the camera is to the subject, the smaller the three-dimensional surface it can capture. If you shoot a person, they will look much thinner."

"On the contrary, the farther the distance, the larger the three-dimensional area captured, and the fatter the person will be. Our eyes can capture the three-dimensional sense and automatically adjust this error. This is why we look at ourselves in the mirror. , I think it looks better than the photos."

As Jiang Peng said, he finished a sketch and closed the notebook.

"So that's the case! No wonder I always feel that the photos my brother takes of me are ugly!" Jiang Xunli feigned anger.

But Jiang Peng took it seriously, took a few glances at Jiang Xunli, and said seriously: "You won't look ugly when you take photos."

Jiang Xunli opened his mouth, he didn't know how to continue the conversation.

The sun gradually slanted to the west, and the two finally reached the peak of this mountain forest.There is a wild Great Wall Beacon Tower that is not seriously dilapidated.Under the beacon tower, tourists who came up from various routes took pictures around it in twos and threes.Jiang Xunli handed the mobile phone to a young couple and asked them to take a photo with Jiang Peng.

Jiang Peng didn't refuse, but he didn't cooperate much either—he didn't laugh, and he didn't yell out some weird words according to Jiang Xunli's suggestion.

In the last photo, Jiang Xunli put his arm on Jiang Peng's shoulder with a silly expression on his face.Jiang Peng, on the other hand, looked indifferent, stood up straight with his arms folded.

Although it was not satisfactory, Jiang Xunli sent this photo to Moments immediately and set it to be visible only to himself.

He didn't want to forget such a memorable day.

When the two went down the mountain and returned to the parking place, the sky had already begun to gradually darken.They had a casual dinner at a farmhouse near the scenic spot, and then ended the whole day's trip. Jiang Peng drove Jiang Xunli back to the city.

"I'm really sorry, but I trouble you to see me off." Jiang Xun was very happy in his heart, but pretended to be sorry on his lips.

Jiang Peng didn't take it seriously: "It's convenient to have a car."

Jiang Xunli said: "I found that since you came down from the mountain, your speaking style has become shorter and sharper again! Great painter, can you say a few more words?"

Jiang Peng simply ignored Jiang Xunli this time.

On the high-speed line from the scenic spot back to the city, there is a section of the road that is being repaired, and only one lane is reserved, so it is extremely congested.Jiang Xunli saw the red light of traffic jam on the navigation map, so he directed Jiang Peng to take a detour on the provincial road below.Anyway, there are few vehicles entering the city during this period, and the provincial road is not difficult to travel.

It was completely dark, and the roadside lights were on, making it look warm.

A prompt sound suddenly came from the mobile phone navigation: "Please drive carefully on the road with high accident rate."

Jiang Xunli looked up and looked at the extremely good road conditions—the road was straight and clean, with two lanes on each side, a separation guardrail in the middle of the road, and metal railings on the sidewalk. How could it become a road with a high incidence of accidents?Is this navigation a little unreliable?

There were no other vehicles in front of Jiang Peng's car, but he still kept the speed limit on the section of the road, and he was not in a hurry, and drove slowly towards the urban area.

A car came from behind with high beams on, and the extremely bright white light shone on the reflector, making Jiang Peng frown.He judged from the mirror that the speed of the other party was quite high, so he patiently waited for the other party to overtake him.

Jiang Xunli, who was sitting in the co-pilot, suddenly changed his expression. He straightened up and shouted loudly: "Attention—!"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Peng saw a six or seven-year-old child suddenly appear in the middle of the road, facing the front of his car.He was so scared that he stepped on the brakes and turned the steering wheel to try to avoid the child.

Jiang Xunli reached out to stabilize Jiang Peng's steering wheel, and shouted: "Don't rush..."

There was a loud bang, and the extremely fast off-road vehicle behind them chased after them, pushing their car into a tricycle parked by the sidewalk.

The huge impact pushed the tricycle towards the metal guardrail on the side of the road, and the whole vehicle turned upside down.A sharp steel bar pierced out of the tricycle body, pierced through the glass in front of Jiang Peng's car, and pierced straight to Jiang Xunli's heart.

Jiang Xunli slid down to hide, but failed to dodge completely. The steel bar rubbed against his right collarbone, pierced into his shoulder, and pinned him to the back of the seat.

Except for this inexplicable steel bar that almost flew from the sky, the impact was actually not violent.Jiang Peng had already stepped on the brakes, and the impact they received was entirely due to the speeding cross-country car behind him, so the airbags did not deploy.

Sitting in the driver's seat, Jiang Peng turned to look at Jiang Xunli with a calm expression.

But Jiang Xunli clearly saw a kind of extremely forbearing but almost crazy fear in his eyes.

"call the ambulance."

Enduring the pain, Jiang Xunli grinned and gave a comforting smile: "I can't handle this stuff by myself..."

Jiang Peng grabbed the phone and dialed the road emergency. He described the location of the incident in a steady and extremely methodical tone, which sounded like a machine and was not human at all.

However, Jiang Xunli found that Jiang Peng's fingers holding the phone were trembling uncontrollably.

"Jiang Xunli." Jiang Peng said suddenly.

"Well, I'm here."

Jiang Xunli tried hard to make her voice less painful.

Jiang Peng suddenly grasped the upper edge of the steering wheel with both hands, rested his forehead on the back of his hands, and took deep breaths.

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