The Moonlight Clan and His Hubu Shangshu

XX forum tree hole title: I always feel that my roommate has encountered a lot of trouble recently

Is there anyone else here? LZ came back with a very sad heart and continued to update the post.

№175☆☆☆LZ does not engage in comments based on 2016-01-XXXX:XX:XX☆☆☆

What's swollen

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LS mighty!

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Don't scare LZ away 23333333333

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Seriously, is roommate LZ really in big trouble?What are the meanings of the sad mood......

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I was not forced by my roommate, we get along peacefully, and I am fine now, don't worry.

A lot has happened lately that makes me think that maybe the problem with my roommate is me...  

It may be a bit shameless to say it, but don’t say I’m shameless, narcissistic, etc. Now think about it, maybe you were right before, and my roommate may really like me a little bit⊙﹏⊙

I feel so narcissistic when MD typed this line!But apart from this, I can't think of any other possibility.

So I still need to use your help to identify whether this is the case. This kind of thing is too painful, and it is inconvenient to tell other people and post it on the Internet. Anyway, everyone does not know each other. If you have no idea, just take it as a joke!

There are many suspicious things, so I will talk about them in chronological order.

Didn't K ignore me last time when he had a fever because I said something very sloppy?Later, I wanted to be more positive and take the initiative to throw an olive branch to him to warm up the roommate relationship.Because the owner of the bar where I worked part-time and my full-time boss were in a relationship, I asked K, if they had a disagreement and asked me to take sides, who should I flatter so that neither side would offend?Anyway, I feel that this question is not easy to answer, and only this kind of question can arouse the interest of the high-cold roommate.Then he really answered me, but instead of saying it directly, he asked me to read one of the Four Books and Five Classics (I won’t write the title of the book and the title of the article, because there is K’s surname in it, for fear of being fleshed out, sorry) , I didn't understand that article very well when I read it the first time, so K asked me to copy it several times to help understand.

Who would copy ancient prose when they are full these days!But it can be seen that K is very interested in this question, and I am a kind man, I don't want to disappoint my roommate, so I copied it!I didn’t think anything was wrong at the time, but now that I’ve realized it, his surname appeared twice in the short essay he asked me to copy, and I copied it 6 times, which means I also copied his surname 12 times (Axiba thought I think I'm drunk too...

But do you remember?I told you last time that K's surname is complicated, and I can't write it when I sort out meeting minutes. You said he wanted to take the opportunity to punish me?Or pure coincidence?If it is not a coincidence, do you think he is a scheming whore =V=

№180☆☆☆LZ does not engage in comments based on 2016-01-XXXX:XX:XX☆☆☆

Master, the more you code your roommate, the more curious your roommate's last name is!However, the scope of the Four Books and Five Classics is too wide, and it is difficult to read (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻So you are a scheming little bitch!

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LZ protects K so much, maybe the truth is that K doesn't like you, but you like K?

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LZ, you are liking K, right? +1

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LZ, you are liking K, right? +2

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If K's surname is complicated?Zhen?Hu?Ji?Lin?Teng?Kui?Zi?transcript?

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Luzhu didn't say whether K's surname is one or two characters. If it appears in the Four Books and Five Classics, it can't be ruled out that it is a compound surname. Zhuansun, Puyang, Salmon Yang, Qilian, Xuanyuan KK (mud

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I didn't like K! ! !Don't get the subject, verb and object wrong! ! !

Are you so curious about K's last name?a word?two words?I won’t tell you haha!Don't say it even if you kill him! !

Well, if you think it's nothing, maybe I'm a little sloppy.

Then write some suspicious evidence, or that night, I ate nuts and rammed it, and dislocated the temporomandibular joint. Sent to the hospital for emergency treatment.

Because of this temporomandibular joint disorder, I couldn't chew and eat normally like before. I had to eat crumbled and crumbled food for the first two weeks. K cooked me bad noodles and porridge. There were quite a lot of tricks. Now think about radish, scallop and pig's trotters soup, ginseng, jade bamboo and old duck soup, and rotten noodles under spring bamboo shoots and pork ribs soup, I'm hungry again...

No, I'll go to the kitchen to get some supper first, come back later!

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Dry!Are men now so good at cooking?It's so scary, and it's killing people...  

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Lu master, little bitch, Kuaiai is back, I promise I won't beat you to death! ! ! ! !

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LZ, are you still recruiting roommates? I am willing to pay double the rent!Triple the rent is fine!Beg K to cook for me!

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Don't be a classmate, KK really likes you, just because of this menu, I think KK really loves you! !Alright, I'm done talking, is the LZ goblin satisfied?Come back soon 8 more suspicious evidence!

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Tomorrow, I have to take the high-level mathematics and mathematical statistics exams, but I am squatting here in the pit of the foodie, and it is also quite hard (doge face

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I am back!

Just now when I went to the kitchen to look for food, I disturbed our dog. He kept staring at me and crawled on my legs. Finally, NND had to hide in the bedroom and secretly ate a small bowl of lotus lily red bean paste. It was like a war. Didn't enjoy it! ! !The gluttonous dog kept scratching the door, feeling a little distressed and couldn't let him in to watch me eat, otherwise it would be even more pitiful. Do you think I am very kind?

That's right, the red bean paste is also made by K. It's cold, so he made hot red bean paste, saying it's good for the skin.Oh, he is usually not very smug, but he is more concerned about maintenance. He takes a bath every day throughout the year. In summer, he washes it in the morning and evening. He washes it after exercising in the gym at noon. When he is at home, he has to wash it for more than an hour each time. !

It seems to be far away...

Let's get on with business!

After my jaw was saved, my mother said that it would be better to have a physical therapy to strengthen it, but the physical therapy department of the hospital is not open at night, and they work during the day, so I have to ask for leave.But I just joined the company. It is against the company's regulations to ask for leave every day to go to the hospital. It's too arrogant, you know.Then K opened a back door for me and allowed me to leave. Did I not say that he is the leader of my department?But now he's promoted again...

But he had a quid pro quo, asking me to work overtime on Saturday to compensate.I thought it was not too much for him to ask, what do you think?After all, it was an exception to approve me as a leave.Then I came to compensate for overtime work for 2 Saturdays, and then yesterday, the accountant notified me to get overtime pay, damn it, a lot of money, but K didn’t mention this double overtime pay benefit when I mentioned overtime work to me before, I thought I'm here to pay off the debt!So he quietly gave me a benefit by buying one and getting one free?Or does it have nothing to do with it?

№193☆☆☆LZ does not engage in base 2016-01-XXXX:XX:XX leave a message☆☆☆

From the current point of view, K is taking good care of you, but he hasn't shown anything out of the ordinary.You also said earlier that K is a person who doesn’t talk much, maybe he thinks it’s common sense to get double salary for overtime work on weekends, so he didn’t think to explain it to you, did he?

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I basically agree with LS, I feel that K is very virtuous, some details are more sloppy, but he cares about and takes care of you, the master, and generally feels like a big brother (did you say that you have known each other since childhood?

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There are more ambiguous things... He kissed me through his thumb, even though he was playing a game...

№196☆☆☆LZ does not engage in base 2016-01-XXXX:XX:XX leave a message☆☆☆

Grab the LZ! ! ! !Such a powerful content is not to be killed in detail! ! !

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w(?Д?)wPu Li Sigou Ang, the master!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did the style of painting jump from overtime pay to kiss!!!!!!!!! !!!

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Isn't he promoted?Our department prepared a farewell party+celebration event for him. In the KTV box, we were all colleagues, so we played the King of Noisy game. I was ordered to kiss him. He knew I didn’t want to play this, so he just He took the initiative to say that he could play with a fake relative. I was really touched at the time, and felt that he was too righteous!Because his promotion is quite high and no one dares to make fun of him, so he is not afraid of being forced by his colleagues to kiss me. Then he sealed my mouth with his thumb and kissed his own hand. He is very cunning Yes, the action quickly chose a shadowed corner, and my colleagues didn't find anything wrong.

When we got home, we had the following dialogue:

Him: If it was true just now, what would you do?

Me: It’s a real kiss, it’s just a game, forget about it after sleeping.

he's good.

He drank some alcohol that day, his alcohol capacity is acceptable, he is not drunk, but he is not very high.I asked him, you must have known that you were going to be promoted a long time ago, why didn't you tell me before?Treat me as an outsider?

He said that promotion is a matter of time, and he is not in a hurry, it doesn't matter what day it is.

You see, he is such a self-confident emperor that people want to kill him every minute!

Oh no, he also said something that night, that is, before going to the celebration banquet, we chatted about him in our department, and I said he was a bit cold and distant.Then I don’t know who leaked the words or he passed by and eavesdropped. At night, my colleagues at KTV asked him that he is now a winner in life, and if he has any troubles.

He said that his trouble is how to continue to maintain a noble and glamorous image.

This should be my counterattack, right?

№199☆☆☆LZ does not engage in base 2016-01-XXXX:XX:XX leave a message☆☆☆

I just feel that K's ambiguous play is brilliant, a mysterious man.

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K is simply boring!There seems to be something and nothing, and I can see that I am scratching my heart. Although there are a lot of evidence on LZ, it makes people feel that there is a situation but it is not an ironclad proof.

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right……

I also feel a bit scratchy, and always feel that there is a problem, but the key is that K is too calm and calm, and there are no impulsive moments.

Let me add the last suspicious evidence, which is also the one that hurts me the most. I didn't sleep well last night because of this.

Last night when we came back from shopping in the supermarket, he went to cook, and I put things away. When I went to put magazines in his study, I accidentally brought a pile of things on his desk to the ground. There are a lot of notes I wrote before, such as the supermarket receipt, which is the chocolate I borrowed from him to buy (I won’t talk about the black history, anyway, when I first moved here, I was poor and owed a lot of debt ), there is the signature that I owe money and the English that scolded him at that time, and the repentance letter I wrote for our dog for doing bad things (don’t think too much, I just want to clear the responsibility ←_← it’s a dog The dog is too self-willed and doesn’t listen to my discipline ability), the N times I posted on the refrigerator in the past six months are all trivial things, and later I found the meeting minutes that I forgot how to write his name, and I copied it. The ancient text containing his name that I read six times...

He didn't even throw it away. I don't know what he thought. There is no beauty in comparing my writing with his!

Does MD really like me? ? ?

Well, let's have a look, that's all I can remember.

Stop kidding, just give me a good time!

№202☆☆☆LZ does not engage in base 2016-01-XXXX:XX:XX leave a message☆☆☆

I have nothing to say...LZ take care of the chrysanthemum!

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I can't hide it deep enough!This little thought of thousands of times!

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The roommate who flirts with the master really likes to flirt with the master, right?I also collected so many things written by the master, so innocent~

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Your roommate should like you.

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This is too obvious......LZ, you are still tangled up!On the other hand, if you look at the chestnuts you raised again, it all makes sense. The roommate has been secretly in love with you all the time. Thinking about it, it is still quite abusive, especially when you meet such a rough, straight, straight guy like LZ.

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What is Liz going to do next?

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Glancing at LZ Eddie and thinking about KK with a dark belly, I have a premonition that he will be BE...... I feel sorry for K......

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Liz, the more I look at it, the more I think I might know you. . . . . .

Keywords: bibimbap, football.

If you understand in seconds, call me on the phone now.

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