Offshore Design

"What day is it today~ Today is April Fool's Day~ Hey yeah~ What day is it today~ Today is April Fool's Day..."

Bu Xiangwan listened to the non-stop humming and chirping with a gloomy face. He was obviously in a good mood, but his own mood was not beautiful. He really complied with that sentence. Put down the book before scrapping, go into the bedroom, take out the earphones, put them on your head, and continue reading.

Offshore clapped his hands and looked at the spotless home and sighed: "Huh ~ it's finally over." When he glanced at Bu Xiangniu, watching him wearing headphones and reading a book, it felt like he was back in school.

Wow at that time~ I was just friends with him, and we only got together through Bu Neng when we went out to play. At that time, he was reading a book, and he was also wearing earphones, so he didn't feel it, so he felt crooked, and wanted to sneak up behind him and pull him back, to tease him, and pushed Bu Neng next to him: " You go to the front to attract his attention, and I will pull him down~haha~" After finishing speaking, he ran behind Bu Xiangni.

"Hey, don't go. Why do you want to speak so loudly when you hear Bu Neng's anxious voice from the shore? After a while, Bu Neng wants to hear it, how can you tease him... so he turned around quickly and put a finger on his mouth to express his smallness. Speak up. I saw that Bu Neng looked at himself with unpredictable eyes, and then he was happy and turned into a very happy, rich eyes. What do you want to express? Forget it, I went to sneak attack, so I turned around and came to Bu Xiangxiang Ready to pull him behind...

As soon as this hand was placed on his shoulder, it looked like he had eyes on his back. He noticed it in advance, and thought to himself, it's terrible!Immediately, the world was spinning, the hand was pulled hard, and a perfect over-the-shoulder fell, and I was eaten by the whole dog, and I burst into obscenity with excitement: "Fuck~"

"Ahh~ It hurts so much, young master~"

Bu Xiangwei looked at Li'an strangely and asked, "Why are you?"

Bu Neng walked to the side of Li'an and looked at Bu Xiangsi gloatingly and said: "Haha~haha~ I and Li'an were looking for you to play with, but it seems that you didn't move, and Li'an wanted to tease you, but... Haha~ You found out that you ate a dog gnawing mud, haha~"

Offshore supported his old waist and said with a gloomy face: "Shut up ~ why didn't you say, Bu want to know kung fu, it hurts me to death." Otherwise, besides knowing some kung fu, a person who is only 1.8 meters tall will know If you are told to fall, you will fall...

Bu wanted to see that Bu Neng kept laughing "haha~haha~" all the time, and replied casually like he was going crazy: "I just want to tease you." Bu was able to fight, so he thought this action was funny, and couldn't help pursing his lips into a smile, ha ha.

Offshore was laughed at by Bu Neng for a whole month because of this incident, and also because Bu Neng was chased and beaten every day by him. As soon as we beat him, he would hide here.

This is also fate~ Grinning happily, he walked up to Bu Xiangni, knelt down on one knee by the stool, held his hand, and watched him take off his earphones and stare blankly at him. Looking at himself, he said happily, "What do you want for lunch? I'll do it."

Bu Xiangnuo glanced at Lishang and said indifferently, "Whatever."

"Okay, then you read the book again, I'll finish it in a while~" Li An happily kissed Bu Xiangni's cheek, got up and walked towards the kitchen.

Offshore, I opened the refrigerator and wanted to cook some of my favorite dishes, but the refrigerator was empty, so strange, I forgot to buy vegetables! ! !Forget it, let's go out to eat, and said loudly while walking: "Xiao Wei~the refrigerator is out of food, let's go out to eat, and buy some vegetables when we come back, what do you think?"

Bu wanted to hear what Li An said, so he closed the book and said, "En."

"Then let's go."

"it is good."

Offshore picked up the car keys and went downstairs with Bu Xiangwei, drove the car to the street of the supermarket, asked Xiao Sui to get off the car early and wait for him, then drove to the parking lot by himself, parked the car and walked to Bu Xiangwei: "Xiao Sui I intend to go there to eat."

Seeing from the shore, Bu wanted to raise his chin towards the building opposite: "The second floor opposite." Turning his head to look at the second floor opposite, Xiao Wang! ! ! !And the girl across from him?It's different from what I saw last time!It seems that the blind date was unsuccessful, and this is another blind date!What a coincidence~ You can see it all!He said cheerfully, "Let's go, let's join in the fun."

Upstairs, Lian pointed to a table away from Xiao Wang: "Let's sit here." He heard Xiao Niu say, "How about sitting with Xiao Wang?" He looked up at Bu Xiangbi in surprise. I thought, why are we so close to each other on a blind date, but what is a tacit understanding between husband and wife.You can tell by looking at Xiao Nii's expression, what good buddies are used for, they are used to help each other~ I can only say Xiao Wang~ Who told you that you met us, and you were all sluggish.Putting his hands on Xiao Nii's shoulders, he said happily: "Let's go, let's help Xiao Wang and increase the influence on girls. Haha~"

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Because we want to eat together, we naturally have to change to a bigger table, look at the dishes at one table offshore, and then look at the strange combination on the opposite side, and take a speechless look at Keqiao who is sitting next to Xiao Wang, thinking I really have no eyesight, a blind date with a girl, why are you just joining in the fun, and sitting next to her, do we know you very well?Added a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs that Xiao Wei likes to eat, and put it in his bowl: "Take a look, how does this one taste?"

Xiao Wang looked at the sweet and sour pork ribs for Bu Shore, and he also added the shrimp next to it and put it in the bowl of Le Meimei, his blind date: "Meimei~ You can eat it too, we will come again next time if it is delicious." As soon as he landed, he heard the man from Keqiao say, "You see, Xiao Wang is just careless. I'll eat the shrimp shells for you while they're still there. I'll peel them for you."

Xiao Wang thought hey~ This is to pry the corner of the wall, my blind date, what kind of hospitality are you showing.Seeing Keqiao picked up another shrimp and peeled it off, and put it in the Le Meimei bowl, he felt really uncomfortable. Angrily, he picked up a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and put it in his mouth, muttering: "Meimei, I will remove the bone. I'll eat it for you."

Hearing what Xiao Wang said, Li Bian felt like lying on his back, and couldn't get up from laughing: "Haha~haha~ You, you, can you be more talented and give the meat to others? Eat, this meat has passed your mouth, and let the girl eat it. Haha~ I laughed so hard."

Bu wanted to imitate his smile, but he could see the interaction on the other side. Xiao Wang, because everyone was laughing, his face was flushed, and he was flushed with the girl next to him, but he was the same as the girl next to him. Keqiao is no match.Seeing Xiao Wang's embarrassing silly look, Ke Qiao couldn't help smiling, stretched out his hand and gently rubbed Xiao Wang's hair: "Are you stupid?"

Xiao Wang frowned and slapped Ke Qiao's hand off: "Don't touch me~"

Ke Qiao ignored Xiao Wang's awkwardness, stretched out his hand to stroke his hair again and pursed his lips and smiled, but the eyes looked so much like the eyes he looked at himself from the shore.

Bu wanted to raise his eyebrows, thinking that the last time he played billiards offshore and played next to him for a long time, he turned his head to see how Xiao Wang was doing, and saw that there were only 3 balls on the table. Wang said: "You kid is driving a cheater, and you are so slippery today."

Xiao Wang laughed loudly: "The Mountain Man has his own tricks!"

Offshore rolled his eyes: "I still don't want to reveal the secret!"

"The old man has exactly this intention."

"You must be cheating, let's have another game."

"Come and come~ whoever is afraid of whom~"

Bu wanted to imagine that if there was another round, Xiao Wang must have revealed his secrets. The reason why there were only three balls on the table just now was because Ke Qiao directly put the balls from the table into the ball bag, and did not find it offshore.As Li Ai tortured Xiao Wang for no reason, he pretended not to see him, turned his head to look at Li Ai once and said, "Let's go eat? Hungry." As soon as he said this, he received grateful eyes from Xiao Wang and Ke Qiao.Isn't this tricky?Now Ke Qiao's undisguised feelings were just confirmed. He turned his head to look at Ke Qiao inscrutablely, and saw that Ke Qiao returned his knowing eyes.

Bu wanted to imagine that Keqiao was so obvious to Xiaowang, so Lishang and Xiaowang didn't find out, nah~ You can tell by looking at the shrimp in Xiaowang's bowl, although Keqiao feels that he is giving Xiaowang a blind date Meimei peeling is actually peeling for Xiao Wang, or how about the girl has one, and Xiao Wang has two in the bowl, whoever will peel the shrimp for you among these good buddies, has already snatched the shrimp for you, and there is still For your sake, raised your eyebrows lightly, and pushed off the shore: "Enough laughing, and eat quickly if you laugh enough."

"Haha~eat, eat, haha~" Li An looked up at Xiao Wang's appearance, and couldn't hold back, lying on Bu Xiangwei's body and laughing non-stop.

Xiao Wang saw that Li Hai was smoking again, and said bluntly: "You are enough, smile, what's so funny~"

Hearing what Xiao Wang said, Li Bian glanced at him, and couldn't help laughing more cheerfully: "Haha~haha~ I can't do it, my stomach hurts from laughing."

Bu Xiangwei rolled his eyes like an idiot with a smile on his face, picked up his chopsticks and greeted: "Don't pay attention to him, let's eat." He raised his shoulders: "You are enough."

Everyone watched the shoulders twitch and nodded: "Yeah. Eat~" Pick up the ribs and put them in a small bowl, because they laughed so much that their hands were shaking, even the meat was shaking all the time.Inexplicably being poked at the point of laughter, everyone burst out laughing, haha, haha...