Offshore Design

"Ah~ah~ah~"

Woke up again this morning.It used to be an alarm clock, but now it’s the sound of Dudu’s crying. Offshore lifted the quilt and picked up Dudu who was lying in the middle: “Why did you wake up again~ I don’t know how to sleep longer~”

"Ah~ah~ah~"

Looking at Dudu who was still crying from the shore, he walked out and whispered: "Shh~ don't cry. Your little nigga dad is still sleeping~"

"I'm awake, give me the toot."

Off shore looked back at Bu Xiangnian on the bed and finished speaking in a lazy voice, rubbed his chicken nest, squinted his eyes and picked up the glasses on the bedside table, smiled happily: "It's okay, you are sleeping for a while .”

Bu Xiangwei stretched out his hand and smiled and said, "It's okay, give me Dudu, you go to make milk powder, um-have you changed the diaper?"

"I haven't had time to change it yet."

"Then I'll come, you go soak."

Offshore handed Dudu to Bu Xiangbi, kissed him by the way, and said cheerfully, "En."

Bu wanted to go offshore, and started the big project of changing diapers. After tossing for a while, it was finally done. Holding Dudu, who had cleaned up and was wearing beautiful clothes, he went to the kitchen to watch offshore?No, where did you go?Walking towards the living room, he said strangely: "Dudu, your big dad seems to have gone out."

"Dengden~denden~den~"

Bu Xiangwei looked at Li'an who suddenly jumped out from behind the sofa, and said wryly, "What are you doing! Don't scare Dudu~"

Offshore cheerfully came out of the sofa, took Dudu's little hand who had been laughing non-stop and said, "It's okay, you can see that he is smiling very happily."

Bu Xiangnuo took the milk powder in Offshore's hand, gave it to Dudu, and pointed his chin at the kitchen: "Go, make breakfast."

"Well, hehe."

Ding dong ~ ding dong ~

I was washing vegetables off the shore, and when I heard the doorbell, I ran out of the kitchen and said, "I'll come, I'll come, just watch Dudu, but who is it so early in the morning?" Looking at Maoyan, it was Bu Neng and his sister-in-law, He opened the door and asked strangely, "Why are you here?"

As soon as Liu Shasha entered the door, she went out to the living room, and said cheerfully: "Look at Dudu, you haven't eaten yet, I brought breakfast." Looking at the surrounding environment casually, the tables, chairs and benches, as long as there are edges and corners, are entangled. With a sponge film, I want to do it very well~

Bu Neng handed the breakfast to Foo Shore: "Remember to bring two more pairs of chopsticks, we haven't eaten yet."

Offshore, I looked at the breakfast in my hand, and saw that the two couples were happily surrounded by their daughter-in-law and baby, hey~ resigned to their fate and went to the kitchen to clean up.The bowls, chopsticks, and food were all set up, and he walked to Bu Xiangniu and greeted Dudu, "Everything is ready, you can go and eat."

Bu Neng helped his wife, and carefully protected him and said, "Let's go, let's go eat."

Bu Neng added a small steamed bun to his wife, looked up at the offshore and said happily, "How about it? It's delicious. My wife picked it."

Li'an answered casually: "Isn't it just some soy milk, fried dough sticks and millet porridge, or the one downstairs, it's no different."

"You don't understand this. My wife bought it. The focus is on the second half of the sentence."

"Oh, my sister-in-law bought it. You have worked hard. You can just ask Bu Neng to do this kind of thing. You don't have to do it."

Seeing his wife happily, Bu Neng said: "Hehe~eat more~" He said incomprehensibly: "I think we should eat quickly. Now we go to work at 8:02 and 9:[-], and it is still the peak time."

Offshore looked at the clock, it was already on time, added a few buns and put them in the bowl of Buxiang, looked up at Buneng: "Duddu, I will send it to my mother in a while, can you go away. "

"You don't need to send it to my sister-in-law. It's us. It's just for us to experience what it's like to be parents in advance."

Bu Neng lowered his head to express his agreement with his wife's words: "En ~ leave it to us, we learned from my sister-in-law, don't worry."

Bu Xiang thought about it and said uneasy: "We still send it to my mother. My sister-in-law is pregnant and Dudu is very noisy. So my cousin has to take care of Dudu and sister-in-law alone. I am not at ease."

"It's okay, I don't have a big belly now."

"Sister-in-law, it's better to send it to my mother, and you go too, it will be better to take care of it together."

"Ok."

Finally went out at 8:33, Bu wanted to wrap Dudu tightly, so he showed his small eyes, wandered downstairs, and looked at the light snow floating in the sky, thinking that it was snowing. It hasn't snowed in two years, and now I have some fun, Dudu also jumped up and down and said: "Bai ~ Bai ~" couldn't help but kissed his cheek, and said happily: "Wait until we get off work , let’s play in the snow~”

"Hehe~Okay~"

Jingle bell ~ jingle bell ~

When Bu Xiangni heard the phone ring, he hugged Dudu first, frowned after answering the phone, and said, "Just now, the boss said that he was going on a business trip, and he can go on vacation after the business trip."

Want to travel offshore!Hey, it’s almost Chinese New Year, I’m very busy, I can’t follow along, and I won’t see you for a few days, I looked at Dudu, and said pitifully: “Duddu, your little daddy is leaving, we’re the only ones .”

"Don't play tricks, you send Dudu and sister-in-law to mom's place, and I will pack my luggage, the plane at 10 o'clock."

"...so urgent." Hearing what his wife said, Bu Neng also thought it was true, nodded and said, "Yes~ so urgent."

"Hurry up and go back." Turning around, he kissed Dudu and Li'an on the cheeks and said, "I'm leaving, be careful~"

Offshore handed Dudu to Bu Neng: "Dudu, you hold it first, and I'll clean it up for Xiao Wei."

"No need, I'll do it myself. Hurry up and send Dudu and sister-in-law to my mother, and then go to work. I'm going to be late." Bu Xiangbi looked at the offshore or kept looking at himself, so he pretended to be angry and urged. : "Go quickly, I will do it myself, no help is allowed." After finishing speaking, he left.

Offshore reluctantly looked at his wife's back, hey~ I missed him before he left, hey...

*………………………………………………………*

The company has a holiday ahead of schedule. It was supposed to be on the 28th, but now the task has been completed ahead of schedule, and the holiday is two days earlier.It’s almost Chinese New Year, and the biggest advantage is that after working in the dark for half a month, I have a lot of time to spend with my family. The weather is very good, and the old men and women in the family are all together. Holding Dudu to visit relatives, recognize the door, and just leave us a few, so we have to bask in the sun in the park. If not, everyone will start discussing...

"If you're not doing this job, what are you going to do," Ke Qiao said.

Xiao Wang was the first to speak: "Eat and wait to die."

Then Ke Qiao went on to say, "I will cook and eat with you until I die."

Bu Neng looked at the couple on the opposite side and was speechless. If he didn't show his affection for a day, it would be like missing a piece of meat. Goosebumps would arise. He looked at his wife and said, "Show affection again~ Come~ Sasha, tell me, do you want do what."

"Photographer~"

"That's good~ I have ideals. If I have ambitions, then I will be a full-time nanny, your exclusive nanny, and carry cameras for you."

I looked at each one from the shore, and I was so angry~ I don’t know that I am on a business trip~ I have been there for 4 days, hey~ I was alone, and said angrily: "I regret not learning about excavators. If so, I can tear the two of you apart and let you stimulate me in front of me."

"Hey, you are wrong. My house lives on the fourth floor. If you want to demolish it, you will demolish the whole community."

Xiao Wang booed from the side and said, "Haha~ I can't start construction without a house demolition certificate~"

"Without these things, I'll go directly to the fourth floor and demolish your house."

"I'll give you two slaps."

"Then I'll give you a word!"

Xiao Wang took a bite of the watermelon that Keqiao handed over, and said without hesitation: "Slap 4, hehe~"

Offshore leaned back on the chair, shook his head and glanced at them, and said slowly, "no, no, no, who is the best excavator? Look for Lanxiang in Shandong, China! Haha~ "

Bu Neng rolled his eyes, thinking that he wanted something unpredictable, and that's it!Speechlessly, he said, "I'll throw you a pile of Xiang."

"Hey, young man, it's better to leave it to you whether it's flying or not."

"Trough~"

Liu Shasha couldn't help laughing, this girl's chatter was funny, and this guy was even more funny, she said dumbfoundedly: "Haha~ Continue~ Ouch, watermelon water spewed out when I got excited, haha~."

"Eat slowly, I won't compete with you."

Fuck~ I can’t live anymore. I saw Xiao Wang eating the watermelon fed by Keqiao, and Liu Shasha eating the watermelon fed by Keqiao, so she inserted and ate one by herself. She had a wife but lived a single dog life , I can’t live anymore, come back soon, Xiao Niu, why do you have to go on a business trip, the point is why your boss insists you go, and the more point is why are you going on a business trip after the Chinese New Year?Still going abroad?I want to go with you, but I won’t let you follow me, hey......

"Don't eat, you go ahead, I'll go and talk on the phone with Xiao Niu, or I won't be able to live this day."

Ke Qiao saw that he was about to go offshore, and said calmly, "It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon. There is a 12-hour time difference between Xiaobu and us. He should be sleeping at this time."

Offshore rolled his eyes, unexpectedly forgot about it, and sat down on the chair again, looked at the two couples who had a partner but no friends, unable to support their foreheads, hey~ By the way, take out the phone and give them four They all took photos, and I took a close-up of myself alone. Seeing the photos, they were all in pairs with sweet faces, and I was alone and depressed. I sent it to Xiao Wei with an MMS and attached a sentence. : "I am obviously a person with a partner but want to live a single life, I miss you~ah~."

After sending the text message offshore, the whole person spread out on the chair and looked at the sky with a loveless face: "Hey~ hey~"

As soon as the message was sent, Bu Xiangbi came back immediately, it was still on the phone, so excited~ immediately bounced, pressed the answer button, and said happily: "Hello, Xiaobi~"

"Where are you playing?"

"In a nearby park."

"What about Dudu?"

"Take it to meet relatives at my mother's place. I'm visiting. I want to hold it by myself. I can't get my hands on it at all."

"Hehe~ I'll go and see Dudu's words later, and give me a video~ I really feel like I haven't seen you for a while."

Why do you miss Dudu when you think about it, and me, why don't you ask, and said dissatisfiedly: "What about me?"

"Same."

"Hehe~ I knew it~ Me too, I miss you~"

Unable to take it anymore, Xiao Wang patted the table and yelled in the direction of the offshore mobile phone: "Xiao Bu, quickly take this bugger away, there are already your pink bubbles around here, it's far away It's all the sour smell of your love."

"Hehe~ If you are envious, just say it~Xiao Nii, tell me, don't you~"

Bu Neng looked at Li An's moaning, took his wife's little hand and touched it, and said with a look of trepidation: "Why are you envious, I am here~ But you can feel it, you can see it, you just listen to it." on."

Xiao Wang also smiled gloatingly, put his hand on Ke Qiao's shoulder, and said happily: "Look at it, look at it, haha~"

Looking at the two couples from the shore, they are still brothers~ they are not authentic, they shook their heads and complained to Bu Xiangbi on the other end of the phone: "Trough~you...you...you...you can't see them Oh, what a shame, I have a mouthful of old blood in my throat, so angry."

Bu wanted to know that they were joking, but hearing Li An's resentful tone, he couldn't help laughing and said: "You turn on the speakerphone on your phone, and I'll talk to them."

"What are you going to say~"

"Did you press it?"

Offshore turned on the loudspeaker and watched them yelling, "My wife has something to say, listen to it~"

"Sometimes love is a budding flower, it will take time to bloom, if you stimulate the offshore again, wait for me to come back in three days, the flower between me and the offshore will bloom well, then you will With the invisible love from offshore, Xiu can't eat for a month, do you still want to stimulate him? Hehe~"

Bu Neng looked at each other with Xiao Wang and the others speechlessly, this Xiao Bu is really not alarmist, this offshore would do this, hey ~ shook his head and said in fear: "Ouch ~ I'm afraid even thinking about it, Yi Li Kishi is so shameless, he really knows how to do this, I'd better take my wife to a place where there is no him, hehe~ Wife is leaving, let's go to another place."

Xiao Wang pulled Ke Qiao and gloated, "Hey, wait for me. We don't want to be disgusted to death, haha~"

Seeing them all wandering out from the shore, they said to Xiao Niu on the other end of the phone: "Fuck~ you guys~ hey~ Xiao Niu, tell me about them..." This is what it feels like It's not right, the phone is very quiet, it seems to be hung up, I clicked on the screen and looked at the call to end, thinking what happened and suddenly hung up?Should something be gone?Scratching his head and sitting in a chair waiting for Xiao Niu to call back...

After waiting for an hour, Xiao Niu's call came, and Offshore immediately sat down and pressed the answer button: "Hello~Xiao Bi~"

"Come and pick me up at 9:00 tomorrow night."

"Ah! Why are you coming back all of a sudden?"

"With a few more helpers, we can end it early, saying that we are going home for the New Year, hehe~"

"Haha~ Really~ That's great."

"Well, then I'll hang up first."

"Alright~ pack up and go to bed quickly~."

"Hehe~ um, I miss you~ hang up!"