Offshore Design

Enenen-Anthracene-The phone rang suddenly, Lian An picked up a rag and wiped his hands, thought for a while, and said wonderingly: "My phone is missing, Xiao Niu, have you seen it?"

Hearing that Bu Xiangxiu said, "You should have a look on the table in the living room, or on the sofa." I hurriedly ran to the living room to look for it, and saw that the phone was on the sofa, and the caller ID was Xiao Wang. Still calling?

He took the phone connection button, then turned on the speakerphone, turned back to Bu Xiangniu, and said unhappily: "What's the matter with calling me? I'm living in a world of two people. If I finish my sentence, how about I hang up?" gone."

"How do you know I have something to do? Can't I talk to you if I have nothing to do?"

Listening to Xiao Wang's surprised voice from the shore, he said speechlessly: "Isn't your recent motto is, don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for everything, and don't pay for phone calls if you have nothing to do."

"Haha~ Brother, you know me very well~"

"Don't talk nonsense, what's the matter, tell me I'm busy."

"I am by the door."

"..." Pa~ Liao quickly pressed the phone, pulled up the unknown cloth and wanted to lie on the door to listen to the movement outside.If you don't want to pick up the offshore, don't open the door, or return to the two-person world, I have thought about the two-person world, how will you live it.

"Hey~ hey~ hang up, Liao~ Liao~ I know you're inside, open the door, or I'll smash the door of your house." Hearing Xiao Wang's distraught voice, Lian said with a smirk, "Even if you hold your hand Even if the shot is bad, the door of my house is still fine~”

"Xiao Bu~ Don't worry about offshore, open the door quickly, open the door."

Bu Xiangniu didn’t know Lishang yet, so he thought carefully, when he opened the door, there would be an extra Xiao Wang, and at the same time, he would have an extra Keqiao. There were so many people, how could he get along with himself alone, looking at Lishang Smiling gloatingly, she pushed him: "Stop playing, Xiao Wang is in such a hurry, there should be something to do, open the door and let him in."

"What are you doing here..." Before the off-shore conversation was finished, I received a call from Xiao Niu who seemed to say, don't be naughty, opened the door with a dog-legged smile, and said through gritted teeth: "Hehe~ okay, I'll open the door and let the little one go." The king comes in."

Xiao Wang was let in from the shore, and he said casually, "Sit whatever you want, but don't bother me." Then he dragged Xiao Wei to continue the great cause just now.

Before being pulled into the kitchen, Bu Xiangrui stopped and turned to Xiao Wang and said, "Don't pay attention to him. You don't look very good, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, hehe~ I just came to play with you."

"real."

Xiao Wang saw that Xiao Niu looked at him seriously, and lowered his head a little guilty, and said, "En."

Glancing at the dejected Xiao Wang from the shore, he dragged his daughter-in-law to the kitchen, and whispered, "The duck has a hard mouth, and when Keqiao comes to kill him, he will recruit everything."

Bu Xiangxiang thought about it, and every time they quarreled, Ke Qiao would come to him within an hour, nodding his head and saying, "Well, let's continue."

After tossing and tossing for a long time, it was finally healed. Li Hai turned his head to look at Bu Xiangbi, seeing his seriousness, couldn't help but kissed him on the cheek, then lowered his head and stared stupidly at the love cake in the microwave, feeling a little anxious Said: "Oh, I'm so anxious, why is it not ripe yet?"

Bu Xiangxuan continued to wash those utensils for making biscuits, without raising his head, he rolled his eyes and said, "It didn't take a minute to put it in, are you stupid?"

Offshore glanced at the situation in the microwave oven and turned around to help the cloth prepare a piece of washing, and smiled slightly: "I'm not in a hurry to share the fruits of our labor with you."

"It's useless to be anxious, it's still raw." Bu Xiangwei answered the words casually.

Xiao Wang, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, saw their interaction, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and died of depression, bastard, Keqiao, that bastard, he did what he said, and caught up with him. It’s not as good as it used to be, hmph~ heartless...don’t expect me to forgive you easily...

Ding dong ~ ding dong ~

When Xiao Wang heard the doorbell, he turned his head and stared at the door!Is it Keqiao?

The doorbell rang for a while, and seeing that Xiao Wang didn't intend to open the door, he yelled at the living room: "Xiao Wang, go and answer the door, I'm very busy now, forget it, I can't tell it's my delivery."

Before leaving, he lowered his head and kissed Bu Xiangrui's cheek, stole some incense, picked up the cloth next to him and wiped his hands, happily went to open the door, walked to the door and looked through the cat's eyes to see who it was?Keqiao! !Turning around, he walked to the living room, pushed Xiao Wang who was sitting on the sofa, and said with a sinister smile, "Guess who is outside the door."

"…………"

"It's Keqiao."

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Listening to the doorbell ding dong ~ ding dong ~ has been ringing non-stop.Xiao Wang pushed and said in a daze: "The door is Keqiao. If you don't answer, I will open the door~." As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Wang said anxiously: "Don't open the door."

From the shore, Xiao Wang knew something was up by hearing Xiao Wang’s tone. He just asked him why he came here, but without saying a word, he just said that he came to play with us. Who would believe this, he would be so angry when he came to play with others?Like someone owes you 800 million, with a resentful look on her face, she raised her eyebrows and said with certainty: "You guys quarreled, the reason, the truth, otherwise I'll open the door."

Xiao Wang frowned and thought for a while: "No, yes again."

"Whether there is or not."

"There should be." Listening to Xiao Wang's uncertain tone, Li Bian raised his eyebrows and said, "Should?"

Xiao Wang heard the doorbell ringing non-stop, and said anxiously: "Don't worry about the details, anyway, don't open the door."

"Young man, pay attention to your tone."

Xiao Wang hurriedly pulled the clothes off the shore and smiled dog-leggedly: "Hehe~ Master, the little one just got excited for a while, so you don't remember the villain's faults, don't be so familiar with the little one."

Lian Lian leaned on the sofa and said lazily: "Of course, I am a magnanimous person, but..." He glanced up at Xiao Wang and said, "Ke Qiao must know, you hide from me, I don't Open the door, and he will give me some shoes."

Xiao Wang patted his chest, showing a mouthful of white teeth and made a firm promise: "I will take care of it."

"Okay, then you guys can play." Hearing what Xiao Wang said, Li An stood up and said that he was going to accompany Xiao Wei in the kitchen.

Bu Xiangnuo, who had listened to their conversation in the kitchen, came out of the kitchen, frowned and pushed away: "Don't come up with any bad ideas." Turning to Xiao Wang, he said, "What are you arguing about?"

Enenen-Anthracene-The phone rang, Offshore took out his mobile phone and saw that the caller ID was Ke Qiao, and shook towards Xiao Wang: "The call has been rushed~"

Seeing Xiao Wang's constipated face, Li Ai said, "Can I not say it?" Li Ai ignored Xiao Wang's reluctance and shook his phone gigglingly, "What do you think?"

Xiao Wang took a deep breath and looked at the door, and said hesitantly: "It's nothing, I just want to go shopping in the supermarket today, I want to wear couple clothes with Ke Qiao, but he refuses, I will come out when I get angry."

"........." After listening to Xiao Wang's statement, Bu Xiangbi thinks it's okay to pretend to be a couple, sometimes it's normal to pretend to be a couple when offshore.Yi Keqiao's temperament should be happy, instead of arguing with Xiao Wang about this matter.Asked back: "Just this one reason?"

Xiao Wang thought for a while, took off his coat and said, "This is a couple outfit I bought on Taobao, he doesn't want to wear it..." At the end, he turned around and showed it in all aspects.

Bu Xiangni looked down at the horrific clothes on Xiao Wang's body, and was so frightened that he really felt like taking three steps backwards. Well, it was horrific!If Offshore wants to let me wear such clothes, I will not wear them like Keqiao, and I will not wear them to death!

Think about everyone who is almost 30 years old and still wears clothes with Donald Duck printed on them. If there is only one Donald Duck, there are Mickey Mouse, Winnie the Pooh, etc. 7, 8 kinds of cartoon characters, this dress is full of patterns... I can't imagine, that wonderful designer is so talented, I can't wait to print all the cartoon characters in Disneyland on this dress, Xiao Wang dares to wear it out , How much courage is needed for this~ He coughed twice and commented: "Ah... this design, the designer of this dress is very weird."

Xiao Wang curled his lips and said, "This is made to order. I provide the pattern and the other party makes it."

Bu Xiangwei thought about it for a while and realized that he was short of words, then turned his head and asked Lishang, "What do you think about this matter?"

Seeing this dress, Liao felt in the same mood as Xiao Niu... with a serious expression on his face, he thought for a while and said, "My heart is broken right now."

Bu Xiangwei glanced at Li'an and asked strangely: "And then?"

Offshore paused for a while, looked into Xiao Nii's eyes and said seriously: "Don't want to break down, haha~haha~"

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Xiao Wang saw that Li An was still joking, so he patted his hand: "Stop playing, I'm talking about business."

"Haha, I think the master of this dress must have a dumbfounded expression when he saw this pattern, haha~haha~ I laughed so hard~"

Bu Xiangnuo glanced at Lishang, whose smile was so low that he almost reached the ground, raised his head and said sincerely to Xiao Wang, "If I were Keqiao, I wouldn't wear your clothes. If you really want to wear them, you can wear them at home, or Decorate it with a coat or something."

"Is it ugly?" Bu wanted to see Xiao Wang pick up the clothes on his body, raised his head and asked in bewilderment, raised his eyebrows calmly and said, "It's not ugly, but the patterns are too complicated and childish. Haha~"

"........." Bu Xiangbi looked at Xiao Wang, who was depressed, and pushed him away with a smile: "Go and open the door."

Offshore is of course listening to his wife's advice, but the opinion of the person involved is also very important. I looked at Xiao Wang's hesitant expression, but he didn't stop me from opening the door, so I shouldn't have any opinions.

As soon as the door opened, Ke Qiao pushed the door open and walked towards Xiao Wang. Seeing Xiao Wang bowed his head and looked aggrieved, he asked softly, "Still angry?"

Watching from the shore, Ke Qiao, who automatically ignored him, leaned over to Xiao Niu, rubbed against her, and said sadly, "I was ignored."

Seeing that Li An was about to lie on his body, Bu Xiangniu moved his shoulders and said, "Stand still."

Bu Xiangniu looked at the person who said yes but didn't move, let him go, and said flatly, "Don't go too far."

Seeing that Ke Qiao was about to touch his head, Xiao Wang thought that there was someone beside him, so he held back, reached out and slapped his hand away and said, "I'm not so stingy."

"Well, then let's go to the supermarket." Ke Qiao nodded and took off his coat, revealing the couple's outfit inside.

Looking at Ke Qiao with a serious face from the shore, wearing such joyful clothes, standing with Xiao Wang, his silly aura instantly leaked, and one couldn't hold back: "Haha~haha~ It's so funny."

It's really funny. With the blank faces of Ke Qiao and Xiao Wang, Bu Xiangmi also bent over with a smile: "Haha~haha~"

Xiao Wang saw that Ke Qiao had done this, and after thinking about this couple outfit, he put it on at home. He turned his head and said to the two who were almost lying on the floor while smiling, "Don't laugh, be serious." Seeing them raise their voices and laugh more happily, they also shouted: "I'm serious." He took the clothes in Ke Qiao's hand and said, "Put them on quickly, let's go buy new couple clothes. Don't let them laugh at us. , hurry up~"

Ke Qiao fondled Xiao Wang's hair: "Haha~ silly treasure~"

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Bu Xiangwei looked up at Xiao Wang, still in a daze, unable to smile: "Hahaha~hahahaha~"