Offshore Design

Pushing the trolley offshore, looking sideways at Xiao Wei with a smirk, he said, "Do we still have shower gel at home? It's just the one that the two of us use together. What's the name?"

Bu Xiangwei shook the small note in his hand and said, "Didn't you write everything you want to buy in the note?"

"I'm here to ask you to report. Isn't it boring to be a husband and wife? We are here to go shopping in the supermarket. If I always go shopping alone, you are so boring, no."

"I can play on the computer at home."

"I've been staring at the computer all the time at work, and you're still looking at the computer at home, how tired I am."

"I am willing."

"Well, you are willing to accompany me to the supermarket, otherwise you would not be here."

"I know and ask."

Offshore watched his wife's cheeks slowly turn red after she finished speaking, thinking that she is not shy, just say it if you want, it's best to say it a few times, we love to listen~ Smiling and nodding: "Yes~ I know ~I know~"

Jingle bell ~ jingle bell ~

Offshore bowed his head and took out his mobile phone, and looked at the screen, it was a call from his mother-in-law.What's the matter?The phone shook towards Xiao Wei: "It's my mother's call." Then he picked up the phone: "Hello~Mom~"

"Oh~ oh~ I know I haven't heard them mention it."

"Oh~ah! What did that boy Bu Neng do to his sister-in-law, she made him pregnant."

"Hehe~ It's okay, it's okay." I thought to myself, dear mother, you were so excited that you missed two words and scared my heart. It turned out that Bu Neng's wife was pregnant, not Bu Neng. I am pregnant, but if my sister-in-law can make Bu Neng pregnant, I will go to my sister-in-law's house to ask for medicine. We also want a child, a child with Xiao Nii.Thinking of this, I couldn't help but look at Xiao Nii happily.

"Well, okay, he's coming, did you say when?"

"Well, do you want Xiao Wei to pick it up? He is next to me and we are shopping in the supermarket. Oh, okay. I will let Xiao Wei call you back when I have time. Well, okay, bye."

Bu wants to listen to offshore calls, but he is not sure why Bu Neng is pregnant, Bu Neng is a man, and he is pregnant!What kind of strange disease is this? I have to take a car to see a doctor. This is a terminal illness~ I looked at the offshore and hung up the phone strangely and asked: "What did mom say just now?"

"Bu Neng is coming in these two days. My mother said that Bu Neng is pregnant. Now that I think about it, I am laughing to death, haha~ It is my mother who said less, that is, my sister-in-law is pregnant, and we need to take care of it, haha ~ When will they come, they will call when the time comes.”

"kindness."

"Haha~"

"Jinglingling~jinglingling~"

"Haha~ It's Cao Cao~ Tease him." Li An saw Bu Neng's name flashing on the screen, said with a smile, and pressed the answer button. "Hey, why are you calling?" Bian turned to look at his daughter-in-law

"Haha~ Of course you can't call me if you have nothing to do. I still have a wife to accompany me, so I don't have time to answer your call."

"I want you to announce the good news. I knew it earlier. When you say that the children are all born, the children will run away later."

Offshore smiled and handed the phone to his daughter-in-law, "Haha~ okay, Bu Neng has something to say to you."

Looking at the side face of my daughter-in-law from the shore, I thought it would be so beautiful to answer a phone call, hey~ I found a treasure, haha~ But I heard a few words from my daughter-in-law: "Well~ Got it, I will tell him, okay , En." That's it, hang up the phone.So fast?I can't appreciate it enough! *^o^*

Bu Xiangni handed the mobile phone to Li Hai and said calmly: "Bu can let me tell you something."

"what did he say?"

Bu Xiangbi looked at the various shower gels on the shelf, looked sideways at Lian'an and pursed his lips and smiled: "He said he wanted to find a better five-star hotel, my wife is pregnant now, so I have to Eat well, drink well, whatever you want is abalone wing belly, carp and bird's nest, etc. Especially if my wife wants to eat, I have to get it right away. In short, everything is good. I will come in two days. When? , to be more precise, probably the day after tomorrow, I will come here after I tidy up a little."

"I knew he wouldn't do anything good."

Jingle bell jingle bell ~ jingle bell ~

On what day are you calling one after another, and you see it's Xiao Wang?How come the business trip is over?It's only been a few days, maybe three days, so fast!Enough.

"Hello~"

Bu wanted to hear a hello from the offshore, then frowned and hung up the phone. What happened?Strangely asked offshore "what's the matter?"

"Xiao Wang is at the door of our house. He has something very important to say. Listen to his tone, isn't it good?"

"Then let's go back first."

"Ah."

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Bu Xiangfu didn't see Xiao Wang when he got home, so he asked wonderingly, "Where is Xiao Wang?"

"I'll call and ask."

After playing for a while, I heard a bell ringing in the stairwell. Bu Xiangnuo went to push open the door, and saw Xiao Wang lying on his side on the banister of the stairs, sleeping. He walked in and pushed Xiao Wang: "Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang~"

"Little Bu~ you're finally back."

Bu Xiangrui looked at Xiao Wang who was rubbing his eyes, his complexion was not very good, especially his eyes were red and swollen, and he said worriedly, "What's wrong."

"Well - let's talk about it first."

Bu wanted to see that Xiao Wang finished speaking in embarrassment, walked in front, turned his head to look at Li An in a strange way, walked behind Xiao Wang, was pulled by Li Yan who was following, and said: "Look at Xiao Wang's appearance." It's not a small matter."

"Well, ask carefully later."

Xiao Wang had already entered the house. Seeing that the two of them were still whispering behind, he called out, "What are you two talking about, come in quickly."

When Bu wanted to walk into the living room, he grabbed Xiao Wang and sat on the sofa and said to Li Yan, "Go and pour water first."

"Row."

After entering the kitchen, Bu wanted to look at Xiao Wang and asked, "What happened? The business trip is over, where is Keqiao?"

"What does it have to do with Keqiao?"

"It doesn't matter."

"It's okay if your eyes are erratic."

"It's all right."

Bu wanted to see Xiao Wang's mouth was tough, so he lied to him by saying, "But Ke Qiao didn't say that."

Off shore came out of the kitchen and said to Xiao Wang as he walked, "Hey, that's right, if there's anything wrong, just tell me the truth. It's best if you tell the truth. If your confession is different from Keqiao's, hum~"

"He really said it all."

Offshore handed the water to his daughter-in-law courteously, and said, "What do you think?"

Xiao Wang looked sideways at the couple, thinking that Ke Qiao wouldn't tell the truth, such a shameful thing... this is going crazy!My scalp is scratched and there is nothing I can do...

I couldn't stand watching from the shore, so I saw Xiao Wang standing there in a daze, not knowing what to think, not moving, and said in a loud voice: "You are giving birth to a son, and 10 minutes have passed~"

"Ah~"

"I'll pay it back. If you don't tell me, I'll call Keqiao to tell you."

Xiao Wang saw that Offshore was really going to make a call, so he quickly took the phone and said anxiously: "What are you in a hurry for, let me organize the language."

"Say it."

Xiao Wang thought about it for a while and looked at Li An and Bu Xiangbi with embarrassment. Although they had been friends for more than ten years, he still felt a little embarrassed to say: "Ahem~en~that, me, um, that~"

Bu wanted to watch Xiao Wang hesitating, what is there to hide?Seeing the offshore, he urged: "That's that, it's that, tell me quickly." Pushing the offshore: "Be quiet." Pushing the water to Xiao Wang, he asked: "What's wrong? Is there anything to say? "

"No, it's just that I was drunk last night."

"It's okay to be drunk, are you crazy?"

"Xiao Bu, you know that I've never been drunk. It's just... yesterday I... suddenly went crazy..." After speaking, Xiao Wang looked at the two of them, coughed dryly and continued: "The first time I went drunk in my life, or It’s a good thing that the matter was settled in advance, and if I didn’t meet this client, there would be a big accident.”

"What did you do drunk? Striptease? Cry or laugh while hugging someone."

Xiao Wang glanced gloatingly at the shore and heard Xiao Bu also say: "I also want to know, haha~." Frowning, he said bitterly: "Nothing, the truth is worse than this, things happened earlier last night. After finishing drinking with the client, I was still happy, so I took Keqiao to the store to buy a few more dozen beers, went back to the hotel and had another drink, and then went crazy, I... I... "

This is the key point, it's heart-wrenching to procrastinate and say, "What am I, am I a man, blah blah blah blah."

"I take off Keqiao's clothes"

"what!!!"

Xiao Wang looked at the two people who spoke at the same time, fearing that they might misunderstand, he quickly explained: "I drank too much."

"Hey~ Drinking too much is not a reason, and then, go on, go on, isn't it very fragrant?"

"Xiangyan, my ass still hurts!"

Bu wanted to imagine that Xiao Wang would be eaten by Ke Qiao, taking advantage of others?He looked up at Xiao Wang and said, "You did it?"

"doing what?"

Who is Offshore? Hearing what Xiao Wei said, and seeing Xiao Wang rubbing his waist, his butt hurts!Isn’t that what it is, approached Xiao Wang and grabbed his shoulder, looked at him in disbelief and said seriously: “You guys fucked up.”

"what!"

"Trough, you can do it, you dare to attack Ke Qiao, you are not afraid of death, Ke Qiao is enough, this is how drunk you are."

"No, no, Ke Qiao and I are not what you think."