Cub Recruitment Office

Whenever from seven o'clock to nine o'clock on weekdays, people on the road will be in a hurry, especially some young people, they can't wait to have two wings on their backs and fly directly in mid-air!The same is true for Yan Mu. He quickly crossed the road along the zebra crossing, but just when he was about to reach the opposite side of the road, a pure white sports car suddenly braked suddenly. Two meters away from the car, a man with a hunched back The person trembled and fell down slowly.

The people around quickly spread out, watching the good show while continuing to walk forward in a hurry. Compared with watching the excitement, it is obvious that being late for work is more important.

The clothes of the person lying on the ground looked familiar, but with his face on the ground, he couldn't see his true appearance at all, Yan Mu hesitated a little.This year's situation is like this, if it is really hit by a car and rescued, it's fine, I'm afraid it's a professional touch porcelain, not to mention, even if it is really hit by a car, there are many delirious people who rely on rescuers, Similar news emerged one after another, chilling the hearts of others.

There was no movement in the sports car, Yan Mu hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward to look at the person lying on the ground, turned him over and saw his face, and found that it was the one who changed the lock for him, and hurriedly said anxiously: "Hey, How are you?"

Hei Sha's body trembled, and he pretended to be in pain all over.White Shark ran over from not far away, threw himself on Hei Shark and wailed loudly, pulling Yan Mu and talking nonsense, wanting Yan Mu to help testify that his brother was hit by this car.

"Huh?" Yan Mu was stunned for a moment, he clearly saw that the car was more than two meters away from him, and it was Hei Sha who swayed and fell down.

"The impact of that car was really powerful. My elder brother was so strong that he was knocked down from a distance of two meters." Bai Sha wiped his face and said indignantly, "We must make him pay for it!"

Hearing this, Yan Mu finally realized that the other party wanted to take the opportunity to blackmail him, but he was held tightly by the white shark and couldn't get away at all, so he was a little anxious.Originally, I wanted to fight for the perfect attendance award, and I couldn't just watch people fall on the road and no one cares about them. Now it's good, I was caught and turned into a witness.Yan Mu looked at Bai Sha and said seriously, "The car didn't hit you at all, you..."

"It hit, it must have hit." White Shark shook his head and said firmly.Seeing Yan Mu's expression of disbelief, Bai Sha felt that his IQ had been insulted. He couldn't help but whispered, but he didn't dare to let Yan Mu hear, "When we didn't come to Earth before, car accidents were all accidents. With a range of [-] meters, it is only two meters, and it must have been seriously injured...'

The three people couldn't figure out what was involved, and the passers-by didn't reach out to help. Everyone rushed to their company.Seeing that the time was almost passing, Yan Mu became even more anxious, he couldn't help but look at the still parked car.

Just at this moment, the door of the car opened a crack, and a kitten with snow-white body and round eyes jumped down, walking towards Yan Mu with graceful steps.

White Shark happened to see the kitten too, and for no reason he felt pain in his neck and the back of his hands. He couldn't help pulling Hei Shark who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, and said in a low voice: "Brother, that cat is here again, why don't we manage?"

Hei Shark lying on the ground couldn't help but twitched, and moved his fingers, wanting to catch the fish meal and sprinkle it out to escape, but thinking of his plan to touch porcelain, he resisted moving.The kitten walked in front of Yan Mu, rubbed his outstretched palm, turned to look at Hei Shark, stretched out its sharp claws at an angle that no one else could notice, and poked Hei Shark's ass.

The black shark that was lying face down on the ground immediately jumped up, like clockwork, pulled the white shark up and ran wildly, but it was too late.The wound on the buttocks had already formed, so Hei Sha had to hide with White Shark in a place where no one was around, and asked his brother to help him see how the wound was.

"Brother, it's over, it's bleeding." White Shark wailed, "What if the smell of blood attracts whales or sharks?"

"Hurry up, help me to the hospital." Black Shark was also terrified, this was the first time he was bleeding, "I remember there are many hospitals on the earth, we need to treat the wound before the whale finds it..."

He didn't know where the black and white sharks that ran away suddenly went because Pengci was unsuccessful. Yan Mu watched the kitten get in through the open car door, and when the car horn sounded, he breathed a sigh of relief and turned to run wildly.

Hurry up slowly, but still failed to clock in at the last moment, Yan Mu was a little frustrated.The perfect attendance bonus is completely gone, at least it is 300 yuan. As long as you are full attendance, or only take half a day off every month, you can get the full attendance bonus. However, if the conditions are not met, you will not have a penny.His salary is only 100 yuan in total. If the [-] is less, it is equivalent to one-eighth less, and he can buy a lot of braised chicken, pan noodles, braised pork ribs and so on.

While going to work, he weighed his plans for the next month in his mind. Yan Mu decided that he would not eat lunch outside in the future. He would bring his own lunch, or go home to eat at noon, at worst he would sacrifice his lunch break.

I didn't bring any food today, so I had to walk home. Yan Mu was thinking about the meal he was going to eat at noon, and took a shortcut to the construction site next door to the community, and then he saw a rabbit who was completely gray and only had red eyes. Step out.This is a construction site, and they are all big men who do coolies, or contractors who live a happy life all day long, and they must not be busy raising rabbits.Yan Mu picked up the two rabbit ears, dragged them with the other hand to look, and found that the rabbit was dirty, so he carried them home.

Under normal circumstances, rabbits cannot take a bath, but you can use dry cleaning powder specially designed for pets, and then use a small comb to remove the powder after massaging, which saves time, effort and cleanliness.However, after cleaning the rabbit, it was still not gray. Only then did Yan Mu confirm that his own fur was this color, not because it was stained gray.

I went to the storage room to find some clean vegetable leaves, took another carrot and cut it in half, cut it into slices and put it on a plate. When I left, Yan Mu saw two tall dogs squatting at the door spontaneously, and couldn't help it. He smiled and said, "Thank you for helping me watch the door."

The two dogs raised their heads arrogantly, pretending to be looking at the sky.

Back home, Yan Mu saw that the gray little rabbit liked to eat vegetable leaves, so he squatted next to the plate and ate, gnawed, and quickly steamed a potato by himself, made it into mashed potatoes, and simply ate it with rice After a meal, he checked that the time was about the same, and went out with the stuffed rabbit.

"Lame?" Yan Mu called out in a low voice when he went out the door.

Not long after, the landscape tree swayed, and the tabby cat came out from a corner, glanced at Yan Mu, and then glanced at the rabbit caught in his hand.

"Please take him to play around here. If his master finds him, let him go." Yan Mu put the rabbit on the ground, whispered to the cripple, and finally said, "Is there anything you can't do?" , and missing tail.” Cats are relatively small, and dogs are better at some things, and missing tail is the veritable boss in this neighborhood, just like lame ones.

Animals naturally have their own way of distinguishing whether the other party is the owner of the rabbit. Yan Mu has already learned how smart they are. Basically, the work like this one can be safely handed over to the lame child. Of course, there is a reward. It is the small yellow croaker fried by Yan Mu.

When going to work in the afternoon, Yan Mu always felt that someone was staring at him, but looking around, everyone was busy with their work, and there was no object of suspicion, so he had to suppress the doubt in his heart.Finally, when it was time to get off work, Yan Mu hurriedly clocked in and left.

The injury on the calf is almost healed, but because the dressing needs to be changed every day, the effect will be affected by the gauze, so Yan Mu had to rub a little more, and as a result, he used up all the ointment , had to come to the hospital to buy another child.

Before entering the hospital, I saw two people standing on the side of the road, flirting with some uniformed security guards.Yan Mu also recognized that they had tried to touch porcelain in the morning, and had even changed the lock for himself, but now they were chattering at the hospital gate, not knowing what to do.

But no matter how curious he was, Yan Mu didn't intend to go over to watch. He had a very intuitive view of the characters of those two people, and decided not to deal with them again.However, there are some things that are not enough for Yan Mu not to provoke. When the black and white sharks saw Yan Mu appearing, they almost cried. , I was really seriously injured and bleeding, please take me in the hospital!"

"Yes." Bai Sha was also crying, "If my brother doesn't get treated, his life may be in danger, woo woo woo, what will I do then..."

The security guard at the hospital looked at Yan Mu with extremely strange eyes, and the latter suddenly realized that it was likely that the kitten poked a wound on the black shark's buttocks, bleeding a little, so he went to the hospital in a shameless manner. Of course the doctor didn't take it seriously, so he kicked him out, but he didn't expect that these two people would still be in love with each other.Now when the security heard what they said and saw Yan Mu, they felt that Yan Mu was also a helper here to mess around, and probably something was not normal in his head...

Gudong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, Yan Mu quickly waved his hands, saying that he didn't know them, and then hurried into the hospital.

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Anonymous Forum of the Extraterrestrial Management Office on Earth:

Topic: Recently, I can't help but pay attention to what an employee of the company does. Today, I just want to see him...

Main Building: Almost had a car accident.

Floor 1: Show affection and love quickly.

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