woman and sea

Yang Fan, who has not been irrigated by Coke and is far away from the "fertile" soil of KFC and McDonald's, is growing well and muscular in a natural state.

She was a little girl with rampant rebellious psychology in adolescence, and from time to time she showed off her prickly edges and corners to the people around her in a showy manner.But it just made people's teeth itch with hatred, and they didn't dare to start pruning her branches.

This is especially mad at her own father, who is about to pass her [-]th birthday——

Miss Xiao is young and energetic, and she has stretched her muscles and bones by practicing martial arts. Now she is about to grow a head taller than Uncle Tie Zhu with old arms and legs.

Thinking of this, Uncle Tie Zhu really didn't dare to act rashly.

Fortunately, the little girl in the family, Yang Yuanhang, is his caring little padded jacket, sensible and obedient, and has never had any troubles since he was a child.

Back then, when the child Yang Fan was still hugging Uncle Tie Zhu's thigh, the big altar in her little heart was occupied by her father.

But ever since she took advantage of her status as a sports student to report to the only provincial key high school in the city, and broadened her horizons, this altar began to be gradually eroded by various idol stars. The original "single god" gradually became "eight million gods".

— There are men, there are women, and there are men and women.

Fortunately, Yang Fan still retains a trace of his heart in Huahua World.

Her dream now is still to be a captain.

It is a great thing to have a dream to support yourself.

At least there is a goal to work hard for, which can give yourself a reason to pat your ass and stand up when you fall down and continue to work hard.

——However, it is also possible for a dream to become something that is only imagined in a dream.

Although everything is ready, but without Dongfeng, there is still nothing to do.

When Yang Fan was in the first semester of high school, the network cable was long overdue and finally set up in the mountains.Yang Fan finally doesn't have to continue to play stand-alone games anymore.

Then, Yang Fan searched the Internet for schools offering the major of "navigation technology", and was going to determine the direction of his future efforts.

Unexpectedly, I found the Maritime University from the crew school, and then found the key undergraduate course from the private college——

In the end, Yang Fan found sadly that all the schools had attached a bold bracket in bold font to the end of the hype-filled professional introduction—"(This major only recruits boys)"

This major only recruits male students...

boys...

male... born...

Boom——

At that moment, Yang Fan heard the sound of his rational line breaking.

Crunchy, with an echo——

"Om-oom-oom..."

Immediately afterwards, her family began to be in trouble.

The shrew just copied the list of the leaders whose names were introduced during the "News Network" meeting, regardless of their position, and greeted all the female relatives of the family in one pot.

He took a breath, drank some water, felt unrepentant in his heart, and Baidu published a list of the ministers of education after the founding of the People's Republic of China: living scolding mothers, dead whip corpses...

The words were extremely vicious, and the wording was extremely bloody.

——The scene made up by Uncle Tie Zhu and Aunt Ruhua who were listening in fear outside the door was extremely tragic.

As for Yang Fan's good sister, little friend Yang Yuanhang, when Aunt Ruhua saw that the situation was not going well, she was rushed out to play with her little friends, so she survived.

In the end, Uncle Tie Zhu couldn't stand listening anymore, so he dragged Aunt Ruhua downstairs to the living room, and discussed in a low voice with a bitter face: "My mother, it's not like our family can't afford the money, or... just... ...Let's let our big girl go for a sex reassignment operation..."

"what?!--"

But he heard a roar full of arrogance and momentum coming from the sky.

For a moment, suddenly there was a feeling that the long-lost Hedong Lion's Roar Kung Fu had reappeared in the Jianghu.

Auntie Ruhua, who ran away like a cannibal, glared at Uncle Tie Zhu fiercely, and she was only a hair-haired hoopoe.

"No...how else can I do it...the big girl is determined to run the boat...what do you want me to do..."

Seeing this, Uncle Tie Zhu shrunk his neck and muttered softly.

"You still have the face to say you still?! Say?! It's all caused by you, an old bastard! ——If you hadn't been bragging about holding flowers back then, our eldest girl would have appointed the village leader Lao Wang and him Like a girl, embroidering cross-stitch and chasing Korean dramas, and secretly knitting sweaters for idiots—you...you old bastard, hurry up and kneel on the washboard for me!—I’m so mad!  … "

Aunt Ruhua slapped the coffee table hard, almost knocking the teacup to the ground.

Xingxing stared at Uncle Tie Zhu for almost a minute, and then Aunt Ruhua calmed down a little, and turned around to go upstairs to Yang Fan's bedroom for an ideological discussion.

Just stepped on two steps, suddenly, Aunt Ruhua seemed to remember something again, turned her head and reminded Uncle Tie Zhu viciously: "Don't give me 'kneeling easily'!——"

Oooh!

What a pity for that old bone of Uncle Tie Zhu who is about to pass his [-]th birthday.

So, Aunt Ruhua went upstairs aggressively.

After knocking on the door, Yang Fan blushed and yelled, "Old lady! Give me the money! I'm going to have sex reassignment surgery!"

DUANG——

Aunt Ruhua's heart skipped a beat, her eyes blurred, and she almost lost her balance, so she kowtowed to death and went to see Max.

Auntie Ruhua said decisively: "No! Impossible!"

Yang Fan raised his eyebrows, put his hips on his hips and hummed: "Huh! You won't give it, right?!—That's fine, then I'll ask the old man for it! I don't believe he won't give it to me!"

Auntie Ruhua stretched out her arm and almost broke Yang Fan's nose bone with her finger.He glared and said, "Dare?! If you dare to undergo sex reassignment surgery, I will show you to death!"

Crackling crackling crackling...

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...

~! @#￥%...&*

……

The two of them quarreled with each other for more than a hundred rounds, staring at each other with their hips akimbo, and then Yang Fan calmed down, restrained his arrogance just now, and just stood there with his hands on his hips, puffing out his cheeks like he was angry out of breath.

——She was tired from the noise, and seemed a little hungry.

Then, the witty Auntie Ruhua took advantage of her weakness and began to do ideological work with reason and emotion.

Auntie Ruhua rationally analyzed the employment situation from the perspective of social environment.

Then, in terms of family life, he continued to cry, quarrel, and hang himself in a very irrational manner, and by the way, threatened and lured the baby girl.

With a combination of kindness and strength, as well as strength and softness, Aunt Ruhua finally "influenced" Yang Fan who was still stubborn there just now with family love and money.

The main factor, of course, is money.

In the end, Yang Fan finally compromised with her mother and stopped making plans to undergo sex reassignment surgery.

The reasons are as follows:

Auntie Ruhua saw that she tried her best and tried her best but it didn't work, so she gritted her teeth, made a big move, and said solemnly: "How about this, mom will buy you a flat in Dalian, and after you graduate from university, I will buy you a smaller one." My son's sport yacht—”

Yang Fan seemed to be moved by something, so he calmed down, and clasped his fingers there, with a cute face, as if his eyelashes were blinking, and a pair of big watery eyes, waiting for Auntie Ruhua to continue talking .

Auntie Ruhua coughed and continued: "Big girl, don't you practice sports? That's just right. Then, you can go to the 'Liaoning Normal University' to study in Dalian, and then take the 'Teacher Qualification Certificate' exam." 'Come out and find a local school as a physical education teacher.

Don't teachers go on summer vacation and winter vacation with students?At that time, you can take the time to get a 'yacht driver's license', and then take advantage of the holiday to sail out to sea for a stroll and relax. ——Isn’t it the same as going to sea?Where is the need to undergo sex reassignment surgery and become a seaman?

Besides, with your IQ, which can't understand addition, subtraction, multiplication and division of ten digits, can you be a sailor?Don't all sailors have to work on the map and calculate coordinates? ——You don’t need to say whether you can be a seaman or not. Whether you can pass the Shanghai Maritime University is still the same thing! ——You have worked so hard on high school mathematics, why are you still thinking about advanced mathematics?You give me a rest now!throat! "

Hearing this, Yang Fan frowned slightly, thought about it, nodded thoughtfully, and pondered: "Hmm...it seems to make sense... Hey, old lady, why do you think I inherited this IQ from the old man?" , didn’t you inherit it from you?—Look at Xiaohang’s cleverness, she almost became a genius!...Really, didn’t she become a genius after the founding of the People’s Republic of China...Who gave her the power?..."

"Tsk! Straighten your tongue and speak!" Aunt Ruhua frowns, frightened.

Yang Fan straightened his waist and nodded obediently.

Frowning slightly, Aunt Ruhua pondered for a while, then said hesitantly: "Well... there is something, don't tell your sister..."

Yang Fan, who was full of drama, shrank his pupils, and then stretched his nostrils again, and stretched out Erkang's hand and said in amazement: "Shen?!—Could it be that our little stupid donkey has really become a genius? Has the Malaysian monkey changed?—— "

Auntie Ruhua spat and snorted, "Bah! You are the only one who has become a monkey in Malaysia! ——I'm telling you something serious, so please listen to me!

It’s your sister. She was actually born when I went to the United States as a test-tube baby. I was afraid that she would be different since she was a child and would be excluded by others, so I deliberately picked a Chinese in the sperm bank——

The reason why Xiao Hanghang is smart is because her blood-related father is very powerful, and her father is a doctor of medicine from 'Princeton University'. ——How can you compare with others?The IQ gap between the two of you was already decided when you were in the womb. "

"Nani?!——" Yang Fan continued to be full of drama, and said in astonishment: "This...uh...that...no, old lady...this matter...the old man...does he know?..."

Auntie Ruhua snorted angrily: "Why doesn't your father Xiong know? We were the two of us going there back then - he was the one who suggested this matter in the end. I didn't want to go at first, I thought about just raising one of you, and then adopting three or two when I have money, but in the end, your bear father kept pushing me to go.

It was only because he was nagging three times and two times at that scene that he finally bored me, so I agreed to go. ——Okay, this is just a quick word, just listen to it and just say a word, don't shake the world.Now Xiaohanghang is the only one who doesn't know about this matter, don't tell me you have a bald mouth, or I will sew your mouth shut! "

"Well...don't say it! You won't say it even if you kill me!"

Yang Fan straightened his body, and suddenly covered his mouth with both hands, expressing his loyalty decisively.

Puckering his mouth and thinking for a while, Yang Fan said thoughtfully again: "Hey, I said old lady... No wonder our family is not like other families. ——everyone has a small child, forgot The big one. Our family is fine, both of you are used to my faults all the time, and they don't take sides with the little jackass at all—after a long time, it turns out that the little jackass is not the old man's own seed—"

"Bah! You little bastard is in need of strokes!——"

Auntie Ruhua stared suddenly, raised her right palm as if to strike, and said angrily, "What are you talking about?! Nonsense! ——I didn't tell you why I was pregnant with you back then? It was because your grandma and grandpa didn't agree. , I just got pregnant with you with your father——

At first your father felt sorry for my age, I was already in my 30s, and he was reluctant to let me give birth, thinking that it would be fine to adopt one or two children at that time.As a result, your grandma and grandpa refused to agree to our marriage, so I thought about blackmailing them with a big belly.

As a result, when they agreed, you had already grown in my stomach for more than four months, and you had already taken shape, and you could even hear the voices outside. ——If she had another abortion at this time, wouldn't that be murder? "

Yang Fan raised his eyebrows, nodded slowly, and said, "Oh..."

Auntie Ruhua snorted, and continued: "Why did your father and I treat you so well since we were young, and spoil you so much? It's because we both felt sorry for you. —— You know that when you were studying biology in junior high school, boy The older you get, the worse it will be. You can’t grow good corn. When I was pregnant with you, your father was in his 40s and [-]s. Logically speaking, he shouldn’t have children. Your father loved me and told me to take advantage of you. When Yue Yue was young, I hurried to the hospital to have a beating, but I couldn't bear to have a beating, so I gave birth to you.

——It's because we both always feel indebted to you, that's why we insist on you first in everything since we were young. How can there be any difference between closeness and distance?Besides, your father doesn't even have patriarchal thoughts, how can there be such bear problems?

If it’s really hard to say, those girls are all “losing money” and raised by other people. They should feed you like a pig and feed you some bran mixed with scum. How can you get it? Eat beef every meal?As a result, you have grown to such a big size that no ordinary man can beat you..."

Yang Fan salivated and grinned, deeply convinced.

Suddenly, Yang Fan scratched his head and asked in confusion: "Hey, then why did you give birth to a little donkey later on? At that time, you were in your 40s and became an advanced mother..."

Auntie Ruhua sighed, curled her lips in displeasure and said, "As for your bear father, you stinking bastard...you don't know how to spend it after earning money with those rags... just like that." He read a newspaper again, saying it was about doing test-tube babies, and then he kept pushing me to go to the United States, and kept nagging me, saying that I have good genes, and if I pick a good seed, maybe I can give birth to it. A Chinese Mrs. Thatcher, this and that..."

Hearing this, Yang Fan couldn't help but patted the table crazily, laughed and said, "Emma!—"Mrs. Saqier"——Why did the old man think that you appointed to give birth to a "Mrs. Saqier"? Where is 'Screw Fu'? Hahahaha—"

Aunt Ruhua didn't come up immediately, and almost choked herself to death.

Enough laughing, Yang Fan thought about it, and then said seriously: "Hey, by the way, old lady, you said--this old man should be regarded as 'preferring women to men'? Other families in the village are 'preferring men' He's so light on girls, why is he so far away?"

Auntie Ruhua put her arm on her chin, thought for a while, and said slowly: "Hiss... I also thought it was strange back then, so I asked him later.——Do you know what he said? He said that when he was young Going out to sea, I met a fairy girl on the sea.——At that time, the wind force at sea was ten, and they were still a small cargo ship of the thousand-ton class... Well... Let me think about it... Seven thousand tons or eight thousand tons?...

It's about that big anyway.Then the wind and waves were strong, and the boat shook so badly in the sea that the waves almost capsized the boat.Then your father prayed to God and worshiped Buddha there, such as God, Buddha, Allah, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Virgin Mary and so on. ——For those who have and those who don’t, he begged him over and over.

Then, it was really calm. ——That night, he had a dream, dreaming of two goddesses.One of them was dressed in black and the other was dressed in white.Then, he was grateful for the kindness of the gods, and after returning, he became very respectful of women, so much so that he made offerings to his fellow women as if they were gods. -"

After finishing speaking, Aunt Ruhua couldn't help but burst out laughing, and continued to laugh at Uncle Tie Zhu with a sense of helplessness and doting: "Your father's old madman is simply... I don't have anything to say about him..."

Yang Fan curled his lips, and said nonchalantly: "Tsk tsk, did he fall asleep? When he saw the long hair, he thought it was a woman. ——Maybe the two of them are black and white?"

Aunt Ruhua's complexion suddenly turned cold, and she said with a raised eyebrow: "Bah! Crow's mouth!"

Yang Fan salivated with a grin, and said with an obedient face: "Hey, I'll just talk casually—"

Aunt Ruhua restrained her expression, sighed, and said sternly: "Okay.——I've been talking nonsense for so long, let's talk about it again.——Da Fanfan, tell me, are you going to Dalian or not? If you go, I will buy you a sea view room in two days."

Yang Fan raised his eyebrows with a smirk, his face widened, and he said expectantly, "A villa?"

Auntie Ruhua rolled her eyes, and said coldly: "Bah! Let's beat Meng! ——I'll buy you a 'set two' at most, no matter how big it is, don't even think about it, if you want to earn it yourself!——"

Yang Fan lowered his eyes slightly, and kept struggling with the corners of his clothes, puffing his cheeks, and moaned aggrievedly: "Tch...you are willing to spend so much money to build the 'Hope Primary School'...you are not willing to buy it for me. Set up a big house to live in... small-minded... Xiong Qijing... hmph..."

Auntie Ruhua gritted her back molars, gave Yang Fan a hard look, and said sharply, "Yang Fan! I warn you, don't smack my nose and shame me! — Yachts are so expensive. I promised to buy everything for you, what else do you have to do?!——You give me a little talk! I have the money to buy such a piece of scrap metal, and I can build at least three more Hope Primary Schools!"

Yang Fan shrank his pupils, straightened his body suddenly, obediently raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, blinked his big eyes quickly, nodded slightly, and said to Aunt Ruhua: "Okay, okay—just kidding—" — Lafayette, don’t be angry — besides, I was not a person who never lived in poverty when I was a child. How can I be so prodigal? ——

make a deal!Comrade Yang Fan expressed his willingness to thoroughly implement the principles and policies of Ms. Yang Ruhua, the chairman and party secretary of the concern committee, and decided to reach a consensus on this issue!Maintain a high degree of consistency with the Party Central Committee in politics, ideology, and action! ——Everyone is happy, chirp—”

As he said that, Yang Fan grinned his teeth with an annoying smirk, and clapped his hands slightly, trying to be cute and coquettish to Aunt Ruhua.

Auntie Ruhua shook her head, glared at Yang Fan angrily, sighed and said, "Really...you should be cheap..." After thinking about it, Auntie Ruhua said again, "Oh, that's right—girl, Have you thought about it? Isn't there a "Dalian Maritime University" in Dalian?

Let's talk like this, when the time comes, if you have nothing to do, go for a stroll and see if you catch a suitable young man.Even if you can't be the captain, isn't it the same if your spouse can be the captain? "

Yang Fan pondered for a while, then nodded thoughtfully: "Well...it seems to be the same reason...that's fine, then I'll work hard and try to get into Liao Normal University tomorrow."

——Thus, the farce of the sex reassignment operation came to an end, and Yang Fan's life finally returned to its usual tranquility.

Strong and fit, always wearing a high ponytail, unkempt, Yang Fan, who is known on campus as a female man and a manly woman, although she looks good, but no boy dares to call her Include in your pursuit goals.

——Indeed, many girls called Yang Fan a knight in private, and secretly agreed to her heart.

In short, Yang Fan, who is not entangled by butterflies, bees, and moths on the bright side, is happy to be at leisure. In the interval between high school sophomores and physical education classes to focus on physical education, he still copies the nautical charts to play.

Time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle-it is indeed very appropriate to use it to lament the passing of time.

Ordinary days are not fast or slow.

Anyway, inadvertently, Yang Fan's nostalgic high school diploma was replaced by a college admission letter looking forward to the future.

Those vivid scenes in the past even gave her the illusion of "biting the head of the bald Chinese teacher after taking the elementary school graduation photo", which seems to have happened yesterday——

As a result, today, I actually received the admission letter from the university?

amazing……

Feeling a little emotional, Yang Fan opened the envelope.

That was naturally the admission letter from Liaoning Normal University.

Naturally, there is no doubt about the physical education major of the normal class.

After glancing at the notices and confirming the registration time, Yang Fan stuffed the piles of waste paper back into the envelope and threw them to the corner of the bed without caring about them.

Looking down and pressing his underdeveloped chest again, Yang Fan couldn't help but calculate in his heart - if he looked like this, if he changed the ponytail to a crew cut, after putting on the uniform, he really wouldn't be caught People saw that it was a girl who had come.

So, simply don't do it, just don't do it, just pretend to dress up, and go to Maritime University to take a few navigation courses from them——

Anyway, come here, idle is also idle.

So, Yang Fan made up his mind to pretend to be Hua Mulan.

After making up his mind, Yang Fan couldn't help sighing, and suddenly felt a desolate feeling of "success is poor, and failure is poor".

Then, it's not like time flies like an arrow, and the sun and the moon fly like a shuttle.

The holiday without homework is almost slower than the crawling of a turtle.

While busy with all kinds of trivial matters in the villa, while counting his fingers in pain, counting the days like years, finally, Yang Fan arrived at the eve of reporting.

The sea-view apartment that Aunt Ruhua promised to Yang Fan before has already been bought, and it has already been decorated.

It was a "one-suite" small house with a usable area of ​​only forty square meters.

——Yang Fan not only did not "push his nose on his face", but also "took the next best thing" and took the initiative to make certain concessions.

This concession made the "Lafayette" Auntie Ruhua very happy, so she planned to make up the difference and buy a somewhat high-end car of 30 to [-] yuan.

By the way, although Yang Fan has just obtained her driver's license, she is a "senior street killer" with "three years of driving experience"—she has been helping the villa to drive and deliver goods since she was 15 years old. The car is still "semi-trailed".

——However, Yang Fan did not adopt this plan, but chose another one.

She only asked the organization for a Dongfeng Xiaokang with more than 3 yuan.

Auntie Ruhua, the leader of the organization, hung noodles with tears to cover her tears, saying: "Good! My heart is so comforted!"

Next, Yang Fan settled in Dalian and started his four-year university life.

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