woman and sea

Yang Fan is even more broken now.

because--

There is no TV, no computer, no Internet, no WiFi, no air conditioner, no water heater, no flush toilet...

What's worse, there may not even be toilet paper and aunt's towel here...

Thinking about this...

"Ah ah ah ah!—mother!—I'm going home!—"

Yang Fan "DUANG" fell on the beach with his back, and then, like a bean bug that was stepped on, he kept hooking, twisting and twisting, and his fingers became claws, insanely Scratching my scalp.

Fortunately, she has short hair now, otherwise, she would have caught a chicken coop on the top of her forehead in minutes.

After getting mad, Yang Fan sat up suddenly, clasped the pair of stiff tiger claws on the sea grass's shoulders, protruded a pair of big eyes like cow bells, gasped heavily, and the corners of his lips trembled , Can't say clearly: "Here...what do you use to go to the toilet..."

"Uh... use... toilet paper..." Haicao froze in fright, not daring to move at all.

"finger……"

Yang Fan instantly changed into a stunned expression like an annoyed dog, and fell to the ground again, twisting and twisting and starting to go crazy.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Yang Fan restrained his expression, sat up with his arms propped up, looked straight at the seaweed, and said in a deep voice, "Explain more clearly, 'finger' or 'paper'?"

"Ah?..." Hearing this, Haicao's face changed into a polite smile that said "No matter what, there is nothing wrong with smiling".

Yang Fan stared at the seaweed with a ferocious expression, until his willow-leaf eyebrows almost twisted into a pair of slanting sword eyebrows.She said fiercely: "Ah what?! Can't understand English?! Talk!"

"Hmm... I don't understand..." After finishing speaking, Haicao closed her jaw slightly, bit her lower lip with a little force, bared her two rabbit teeth, and twisted her fingers innocently.

When Yang Fan saw this, he felt that he had gone too far, so he took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said calmly: "Then what...is it a 'finger' of a finger, or is it a 'finger' made of bark, grass or leaves?" The class made that 'toilet paper'?"

Haicao replied in a muffled voice, "It's... the kind of toilet paper made from bark and grass leaves..."

Only then did Yang Fan feel relieved, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, and kept stroking his heart: "So...Emma...Kuo scared me to death...Amitabha...Amitabha..."

After he regained his strength, Yang Fan said again: "Hey, the paper here was invented very early. The words on our earth were not invented until the Eastern Han Dynasty." As he spoke, Yang Fan raised his jaw slightly, and moved Folding their arms in front of them, they all proudly raised their eyebrows and said, "It's still an invention of our Chinese ancestors."

Haicao smiled slightly and said softly: "The paper here was invented by a sage who was honored as the 'medical mother white pigeon' hundreds of years ago."

Yang Fan raised his arm to support his chin, and nodded leisurely: "Oh... very good, very good.——"

——"Even if there is no aunt's towel, it is good to have paper. It is better than nothing..."

So, Yang Fan put that uneasy heart firmly back into his pelvis.

While speaking, unknowingly, the last ray of fiery red light was swallowed up by the sea level along with the sinking of the sun.

The sea is empty and wide, and the clouds are clear and the sky is long.

The moonlight is melting, the evening wind is smoky and sparkling.

The night became darker and darker.

The hatchback sat silently for a while, and Yang Fan said softly again: "Hey, sister, is there any wine?"

With such a beautiful scenery, if you don't toast to invite the bright moon, have a few pots of drinks and sing a few songs, it will indeed be a waste of time and a good time.

Although puzzled, Haicao still nodded in a daze: "Yes, yes..."

Yang Fan grinned, waved leisurely, and said leisurely: "If you have it, bring it quickly. ——Of course, my sister will definitely not drink you for nothing. I'll trade you the story. Okay?"

Haicao was overjoyed, stroked her palms and said, "Okay." After speaking, Yingying got up, like a butterfly wearing a flower, and after a while, it floated away lightly.

In all fairness, although Yang Fan is strange and always bluffing, he is not annoying.

Not only that, but Haicao actually thinks that she is very close to her, as if he knew her in his previous life.

When Haicao came back again, he carried two small wine jars tied to the mouth of the bottle with straw ropes in his left hand, and a small clay bowl in his right hand.

After seeing the two wine jars in Haicao's hands clearly, Yang Fan couldn't help feeling discouraged, and said in a sullen voice, "Tch--it's so big, it's not enough to drink... Is there any more?"

Each of the small wine jars that Haicao carried was about the size of a one-liter black tea bottle.The contents of the two wine jars add up to only about two liters, and it must not be too much.

"Hey! Old drunkard!..." Haicao bulged her cheeks, gave Yang Fan a sideways look, and hummed in displeasure, "I'm a young man, not a young man, and I usually don't drink."

While talking, Haicao calmly came to Yang Fan's side, put down the wine jar and pottery bowl in his hands, then got down on his knees, and sat beside her in an orderly manner.

"Tch, break it, you... I have to believe it too. ——Then where did you get these two jars?"

"These two jars are rice wine brewed by Aunt Haixing. The wine is not strong. I begged for it for cooking. When steaming fish and cooking shrimp, put some more to remove the fishy smell."

"Oh...where are there many monkeys..." Yang Fan nodded to show his understanding, then stretched his neck and looked into the pottery bowl, "Let me see what's going on here..."

Suddenly, Yang Fan’s eyes lit up, and he danced and laughed like a flower: “Yo ho! You have lived a rough life these days, and you have pancakes and meat."

Seeing Yang Fan shaking his head and tail like a pug, Haicao couldn't help laughing: "Xiaofan, you haven't eaten much just now, your stomach is empty, if you drink alcohol at this time, it will be bad for your stomach and liver.— —Here, let's have some scones first."

Haicao grabbed Yang Fan's right wrist, wiped her hands gently with a handkerchief, then took out three palm-sized round scones and handed them to Yang Fan's hand, frowning like a little adult, pretending Said softly and harshly, "If you don't finish eating them, I won't give you wine—" Said, Haicao also put the two wine jars together in his arms, and made a symbolic gesture A concealed and protective movement was made.

"Yeah, ok, ok, eat, eat, eat!" Without saying a word, Yang Fan squeezed the three pieces of baked unleavened cakes into his mouth in two mouthfuls, seeing her swell her cheeks again Yep, turned into a hamster with a beak full of peas again.

Then, Yang Fan stiffened his neck with a ferocious face, and swallowed all the baked unleavened bread in his mouth with difficulty.Then he panted like a half-life and said, "Hurry up... wine... give me a breath... SHIT... choked me to death... hiccup—"

Now, Yang Fan's masticatory muscles are no longer twitching, but the diaphragmatic muscle is spasming.

"Wow!!—" Haicao snapped his teeth and claws abruptly, and stopped drinking.

"Hey!!——" Yang Fan was so frightened that he jumped up, "Well...well...huh—hehe—here comes the wine—"

Seeing that he was so scared that he stopped hiccupping, Yang Fan heaved a sigh of relief, and then, like a big baboon, he smiled until his teeth were showing, and stretched out his hand to the seaweed for wine with an old face.

"Hmph, not even a 'thank you'? No!—"

Haicao pursed her lips, snorted softly, held the wine jar tightly in her arms, turned her face away, and resolutely ignored the big baboon.

Yang Fan's pupils shrank, and he jumped up and down with his teeth and claws open: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Wow! MUA, MUA, MUA!—”

Haicao couldn't help laughing when she saw her dancing like a master, passed the wine jar, shook her head and said, "Xiaofan, why are you so interesting? When you get flustered, you start chanting nonsense, Like a big squeaking baboon."

Yang Fan took the wine jar, raised his neck and gulped down two gulps, then heaved a sigh of relief and asked strangely: "Huh? Talking nonsense? I'm not talking nonsense, what I said is true. Foreign languages.——'3Q', 'Arigado' and 'Gamusahamida' all mean thank you. The first is English, the second is Japanese, and the third is Korean—what? Didn’t the compass translate it for you?”

Haicao nodded lightly: "Well, I can only understand your 'Chinese', but I can't understand the others. And the 'Nani', 'Souga', ' I don’t know what the meanings of “knocking on the sack” and “there are so many monkeys on the road” and so on. But judging from your expression, it seems that they are all modal particles and the like, so I didn’t ask . . . ”

Yang Fan pouted, thoughtfully: "Oh... search... um, that's it... well, it's about the same. You don't take the exam anyway." Then, Yang Fan grabbed the wine jar and drank it He took a sip, then sighed, and said heartily, "Emma! - This is delicious! -"

Haicao covered her lips with a smile, nodded and said: "That's right. Aunt Haixing is very good at brewing wine. ——Oh, right, Xiaofan, what do you mean by 'treating people dearly' just now? I don't quite understand that either. Woolen cloth.……"

Yang Fan let out an "oh", snapped his fingers, and said in a deep voice: "Well... this 'treating others' means 'cute', and sometimes it is also called 'treating relatives'. This is their Dalian I really like that dialect."

Haicao smiled slightly, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Oh? So interesting? The same thing is said differently in different places?"

Yang Fan kept nodding his head: "Yeah, that's necessary. - By the way, there are more interesting things than this - Let me tell you..."

So, Yang Fan introduced what he had seen and heard on the earth to the seaweed.

Seagrass stared at eyes brighter than the stars in the sky, and listened carefully to every word.From time to time, some questions are carefully raised.In his words, he did not conceal his admiration and yearning for that thing called "modern civilization".

The dark blue sky in the sky gives people a sense of deep and silent mystery.

Can't see through, but want to see through.

——“That world called 'Earth’ is amazing!——If only I could have a chance to go there and have a look…”

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Yang Fan is even more broken now.

because--

There is no TV, no computer, no Internet, no WiFi, no air conditioner, no water heater, no flush toilet...

What's worse, there may not even be toilet paper and aunt's towel here...

Thinking about this...

"Ah ah ah ah!—mother!—I'm going home!—"

Yang Fan "DUANG" fell on the beach with his back, and then, like a bean bug that was stepped on, he kept hooking, twisting and twisting, and his fingers became claws, insanely Scratching my scalp.

Fortunately, she has short hair now, otherwise, she would have caught a chicken coop on the top of her forehead in minutes.

After getting mad, Yang Fan sat up suddenly, clasped the pair of stiff tiger claws on the sea grass's shoulders, protruded a pair of big eyes like cow bells, gasped heavily, and the corners of his lips trembled , Can't say clearly: "Here...what do you use to go to the toilet..."

"Uh... use... toilet paper..." Haicao froze in fright, not daring to move at all.

"finger……"

Yang Fan instantly changed into a stunned expression like an annoyed dog, and fell to the ground again, twisting and twisting and starting to go crazy.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Yang Fan restrained his expression, sat up with his arms propped up, looked straight at the seaweed, and said in a deep voice, "Explain more clearly, 'finger' or 'paper'?"

"Ah?..." Hearing this, Haicao's face changed into a polite smile that said "No matter what, there is nothing wrong with smiling".

Yang Fan stared at the seaweed with a ferocious expression, until his willow-leaf eyebrows almost twisted into a pair of slanting sword eyebrows.She said fiercely: "Ah what?! Can't understand English?! Talk!"

"Hmm... I don't understand..." After finishing speaking, Haicao closed her jaw slightly, bit her lower lip with a little force, bared her two rabbit teeth, and twisted her fingers innocently.

When Yang Fan saw this, he felt that he had gone too far, so he took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and said calmly: "Then what...is it a 'finger' of a finger, or is it a 'finger' made of bark, grass or leaves?" The class made that 'toilet paper'?"

Haicao replied in a muffled voice, "It's... the kind of toilet paper made from bark and grass leaves..."

Only then did Yang Fan feel relieved, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, and kept stroking his heart: "So...Emma...Kuo scared me to death...Amitabha...Amitabha..."

After he regained his strength, Yang Fan said again: "Hey, the paper here was invented very early. The words on our earth were not invented until the Eastern Han Dynasty." As he spoke, Yang Fan raised his jaw slightly, and moved Folding their arms in front of them, they all proudly raised their eyebrows and said, "It's still an invention of our Chinese ancestors."

Haicao smiled slightly and said softly: "The paper here was invented by a sage who was honored as the 'medical mother white pigeon' hundreds of years ago."

Yang Fan raised his arm to support his chin, and nodded leisurely: "Oh... very good, very good.——"

——"Even if there is no aunt's towel, it is good to have paper. It is better than nothing..."

So, Yang Fan put that uneasy heart firmly back into his pelvis.

While speaking, unknowingly, the last ray of fiery red light was swallowed up by the sea level along with the sinking of the sun.

The sea is empty and wide, and the clouds are clear and the sky is long.

The moonlight is melting, the evening wind is smoky and sparkling.

The night became darker and darker.

The hatchback sat silently for a while, and Yang Fan said softly again: "Hey, sister, is there any wine?"

With such a beautiful scenery, if you don't toast to invite the bright moon, have a few pots of drinks and sing a few songs, it will indeed be a waste of time and a good time.

Although puzzled, Haicao still nodded in a daze: "Yes, yes..."

Yang Fan grinned, waved leisurely, and said leisurely: "If you have it, bring it quickly. ——Of course, my sister will definitely not drink you for nothing. I'll trade you the story. Okay?"

Haicao was overjoyed, stroked her palms and said, "Okay." After speaking, Yingying got up, like a butterfly wearing a flower, and after a while, it floated away lightly.

In all fairness, although Yang Fan is strange and always bluffing, he is not annoying.

Not only that, but Haicao actually thinks that she is very close to her, as if he knew her in his previous life.

When Haicao came back again, he carried two small wine jars tied to the mouth of the bottle with straw ropes in his left hand, and a small clay bowl in his right hand.

After seeing the two wine jars in Haicao's hands clearly, Yang Fan couldn't help feeling discouraged, and said in a sullen voice, "Tch--it's so big, it's not enough to drink... Is there any more?"

Each of the small wine jars that Haicao carried was about the size of a one-liter black tea bottle.The contents of the two wine jars add up to only about two liters, and it must not be too much.

"Hey! Old drunkard!..." Haicao bulged her cheeks, gave Yang Fan a sideways look, and hummed in displeasure, "I'm a young man, not a young man, and I usually don't drink."

While talking, Haicao calmly came to Yang Fan's side, put down the wine jar and pottery bowl in his hands, then got down on his knees, and sat beside her in an orderly manner.

"Tch, break it, you... I have to believe it too. ——Then where did you get these two jars?"

"These two jars are rice wine brewed by Aunt Haixing. The wine is not strong. I begged for it for cooking. When steaming fish and cooking shrimp, put some more to remove the fishy smell."

"Oh...where are there many monkeys..." Yang Fan nodded to show his understanding, then stretched his neck and looked into the pottery bowl, "Let me see what's going on here..."

Suddenly, Yang Fan’s eyes lit up, and he danced and laughed like a flower: “Yo ho! You have lived a rough life these days, and you have pancakes and meat."

Seeing Yang Fan shaking his head and tail like a pug, Haicao couldn't help laughing: "Xiaofan, you haven't eaten much just now, your stomach is empty, if you drink alcohol at this time, it will be bad for your stomach and liver.— —Here, let's have some scones first."

Haicao grabbed Yang Fan's right wrist, wiped her hands gently with a handkerchief, then took out three palm-sized round scones and handed them to Yang Fan's hand, frowning like a little adult, pretending Said softly and harshly, "If you don't finish eating them, I won't give you wine—" Said, Haicao also put the two wine jars together in his arms, and made a symbolic gesture A concealed and protective movement was made.

"Yeah, ok, ok, eat, eat, eat!" Without saying a word, Yang Fan squeezed the three pieces of baked unleavened cakes into his mouth in two mouthfuls, seeing her swell her cheeks again Yep, turned into a hamster with a beak full of peas again.

Then, Yang Fan stiffened his neck with a ferocious face, and swallowed all the baked unleavened bread in his mouth with difficulty.Then he panted like a half-life and said, "Hurry up... wine... give me a breath... SHIT... choked me to death... hiccup—"

Now, Yang Fan's masticatory muscles are no longer twitching, but the diaphragmatic muscle is spasming.

"Wow!!—" Haicao snapped his teeth and claws abruptly, and stopped drinking.

"Hey!!——" Yang Fan was so frightened that he jumped up, "Well...well...huh—hehe—here comes the wine—"

Seeing that he was so scared that he stopped hiccupping, Yang Fan heaved a sigh of relief, and then, like a big baboon, he smiled until his teeth were showing, and stretched out his hand to the seaweed for wine with an old face.

"Hmph, not even a 'thank you'? No!—"

Haicao pursed her lips, snorted softly, held the wine jar tightly in her arms, turned her face away, and resolutely ignored the big baboon.

Yang Fan's pupils shrank, and he jumped up and down with his teeth and claws open: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Wow! MUA, MUA, MUA!—”

Haicao couldn't help laughing when she saw her dancing like a master, passed the wine jar, shook her head and said, "Xiaofan, why are you so interesting? When you get flustered, you start chanting nonsense, Like a big squeaking baboon."

Yang Fan took the wine jar, raised his neck and gulped down two gulps, then heaved a sigh of relief and asked strangely: "Huh? Talking nonsense? I'm not talking nonsense, what I said is true. Foreign languages.——'3Q', 'Arigado' and 'Gamusahamida' all mean thank you. The first is English, the second is Japanese, and the third is Korean—what? Didn’t the compass translate it for you?”

Haicao nodded lightly: "Well, I can only understand your 'Chinese', but I can't understand the others. And the 'Nani', 'Souga', ' I don’t know what the meanings of “knocking on the sack” and “there are so many monkeys on the road” and so on. But judging from your expression, it seems that they are all modal particles and the like, so I didn’t ask . . . ”

Yang Fan pouted, thoughtfully: "Oh... search... um, that's it... well, it's about the same. You don't take the exam anyway." Then, Yang Fan grabbed the wine jar and drank it He took a sip, then sighed, and said heartily, "Emma! - This is delicious! -"

Haicao covered her lips with a smile, nodded and said: "That's right. Aunt Haixing is very good at brewing wine. ——Oh, right, Xiaofan, what do you mean by 'treating people dearly' just now? I don't quite understand that either. Woolen cloth.……"

Yang Fan let out an "oh", snapped his fingers, and said in a deep voice: "Well... this 'treating others' means 'cute', and sometimes it is also called 'treating relatives'. This is their Dalian I really like that dialect."

Haicao smiled slightly, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Oh? So interesting? The same thing is said differently in different places?"

Yang Fan kept nodding his head: "Yeah, that's necessary. - By the way, there are more interesting things than this - Let me tell you..."

So, Yang Fan introduced what he had seen and heard on the earth to the seaweed.

Seagrass stared at eyes brighter than the stars in the sky, and listened carefully to every word.From time to time, some questions are carefully raised.In his words, he did not conceal his admiration and yearning for that thing called "modern civilization".

The dark blue sky in the sky gives people a sense of deep and silent mystery.

Can't see through, but want to see through.

——“That world called 'Earth’ is amazing!——If only I could have a chance to go there and have a look…”

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