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[Men are all big dicks] Everyone come and taste the literary talent of our classmate Cheng

【Men are big dicks】(picture)

[Men are all big dicks] Don't worry, because almost all the students in the class have read this composition, and Cheng doesn't seem to care much, so I acquiesce that he gave me the right to reprint it!

【Men are all big dicks】Student Cheng’s words are really ghostly, how about this, I’ll translate it for you here

【All Men Are Big Drumsticks】《My Deskmate》

Big eyes, long eyelashes, wearing a pair of glasses that look very dark.Usually I don't say a word, just sit silently in my position and write questions, unshakable, like a diligent old scalper.Who do you think this is?

You guessed it!This is my deskmate!

My deskmate is very good at studying, and he is the deskmate with the best grades in the whole year.He seems to know everything.Every time I ask him a question, he can answer it quickly, and then habitually add "Cheng Ran, you should read more books." When he said this, his eyebrows were always furrowed, and on his forehead There are folds piled up, like a little old man.I actually didn't want to bother him, but it was strange that he always found the notes that I couldn't find.I don't know why, it's my book, but he's so close to him, and I'm like a stranger to me, so I spent money to buy it!It's so sad.

Nature is indeed very mysterious!

My deskmate doesn't like to talk yet.I said ten words to him, but he might not answer me. Even if he replied, it would be "Cheng Ran, have you written your homework?" It's really unfair, I talk so much , you say so little.After reading so many books, don't you know that not speaking is actually a potential pressure on the other party?Of course, he still talks about fairness sometimes. For example, although he doesn't like to talk to me, he doesn't like to talk to others either.

My tablemate has facial paralysis (note: this paralysis is actually pinyin orz...).He doesn't like to laugh, doesn't like to be angry, and always has no expression.Yes, he is not very angry, although the corners of his mouth are always drawn down, but I guess, it's just because he looks like this.Growing up, I haven't seen him laugh or cry much.

The reason for speaking from childhood to adulthood is that my tablemate and I are childhood sweethearts.No, we are all men, so it is a bamboo horse bamboo horse.Of course, the reason I "haven't seen it" may also be because my memory is not very good, but I don't think this possibility is very big. How can I forget such a rare thing after I have seen it?Are you right?

This is my deskmate, a person with excellent academic performance, who is strict with himself and treats others, a good deskmate.

[Men are all big dicks] 687 words including punctuation marks

【Floating Past Events】...

[Floating Past] Yes, the desire to make up the number of words is beyond words

【Men are big dicks】Teacher's comment: rewrite (strike out) and come to my office

[Floating Past Events] Really, my niece and daughter in sixth grade don't like to make up words like this anymore. They at least know how to use the environment to describe the expression and describe the action. What is this?Inner drama? ?

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] In fact, ordinary people can't write essays like this...Old Cheng is also an ordinary person.But the problem is, he wrote this article in 10 minutes. . .

[Floating Past] You can write such a lively and lovely essay in 10 minutes, Mr. Cheng is really talented.

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] He was late for self-study on Zhou Tianwan, and when the Chinese class representative urged him to do homework, he realized that he hadn't written an essay, and then he looked confused

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] The class representative said that if you didn't write it, why don't you write it quickly?Old Cheng said stupidly: What are you writing?Then our Chinese class representative looked around casually, and casually suggested to him: write you at the same table

[Niko Sauce] Your class representative is very brave, unexpectedly came up with such a proposal to sow dissension

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] At that time, whether student Song was there after attending the Olympiad training, I guess the class representative just said it casually.Who would have thought that Lao Cheng could write such a landslide and earth-shattering thing?

[Niko Sauce] To be honest, if I were classmate Song, I would only have one thought after reading this essay: kill first and then go fast! ! !

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] It's almost the same. After the whole class has passed the book, everyone returns the notebook to Lao Cheng.Because he went to training, put it directly on his desk

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] Then the wind blew the book...it opened...

[Niko Sauce] The four-character title on the photo seems to have been specially written one size larger, actively attracting Song’s attention

[Floating Past Events]...The journey of death must be Song Dynasty, God's will

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] Then classmate Song saw it, took the notebook over... sneered, it was very clear—goosebumps all over my back

[Niko Sauce] Is this cold for Xipi?The reason is that Cheng Tong died at the age of 17? ?please do not?This is my first pair of real sipis! ! !

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] But classmate Song sneered and it's okay, put the diary back for Lao Cheng and continue to do homework

【Men are all big dicks】Look!Love!This is true love!

[Floating Past Events] Why do I think this is the prelude to the storm...

[Floating Past Events] I hope that Cheng Tong will live through today.

[Men are all big dicks] I think this essay fully expresses Cheng's audacity and ignorance, and at the same time expresses the unusual relationship between the two.

[Men are all big dicks] In the first month of school, classmate Song was next to me in the row, separated by an aisle, and after a month of close contact, our classmate Song didn't say a word to me. Pass……

[Floating Past] Tsk, what kind of high school life is a high school life without gossip!

[Men are all big dicks] So you see, these two people are in a relationship that can be easily flipped through the book, and you still think that they are just ordinary tablemates!

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] I think it's okay, didn't our whole class go through Lao Cheng's weekly diary...

[Men are all big dicks] Then from another perspective, who in our class would dare to write about Song in the diary?Still writing like this... because of blowing Sting? ? ?

[Niko Sauce]... The host is right

[Niko Sauce] But Ben Sauce still thinks that we can worry about Cheng’s life and death first...

[Niko Sauce] I always feel that Song is not the kind of person who will suffer from this...

[Floating Past Events] I think so too, when I saw Song's unsmiling face, I thought he was a Scorpio

[Floating Past Events] A gentleman's revenge, the kind that is not too late in ten days...

[Niko Sauce] In short, I still hope that Loulou will report the living conditions of Cheng in real time.

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[Men are all big dicks] Song is so cruel

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] It's too cruel

[Men are all big dicks] I knew that Scorpios are all vengeful

[Floating Past] What's the matter?Student Cheng was sanctioned?

[Men are all big dicks] Fufu I like the word you used, "sanction", very appropriate.Yes, classmate Cheng was sanctioned

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] The English teacher occupied a class, talking about yesterday's quiz paper, and asked Lao Cheng to stand up and answer the questions when it came to cloze

[Men are all big dicks] Prospect summary: Cheng's cloze fill-in-the-blank, the correct answer rate is 15%.Then I openly dozed off in class. It is said that my head is one by one, or four or four beats, a very accurate rhythm.

[Floating Past Events] Tsk tsk tsk, what are the people in your class paying attention to... Four or four beats, I almost burst out laughing!

[Huang He, Boss of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] He only got three out of [-] questions right, and Lao Cheng definitely couldn't do it, and then he, um, signaled us to learn from him.Obviously, our classmate Song rejected and ignored him

[Floating Past] It can be said to be very cold

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] Our English teacher watched Lao Cheng's non-stop cue learning, and the learning spirit kept ignoring him.In the end, I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I smoothed things over and said, "Then my deskmate can help me answer it."

【Floating Past Events】Hmmm... the moisture from this step is silent, Miss Yang can be said to be very gentle

[Men are all big dicks] However, Song is a ruthless classmate after all. He stood up, pretended to pick up the test paper and looked at it, and said, "Teacher, I can't do it either."

[Floating Past Events] Can't...? !

[Men are all big dicks] I passed on his test paper, only one word was wrong to fill in the blank, woc...

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] The eyes of a class suddenly turned around, the unified expression of "what are you talking about" made my goosebumps almost appear

[Men are all big dicks] I feel that Miss Yang is not good at all. She took the test paper and read it over and over again. I think it might be like checking whether there is a printing error in the test paper... After all, everyone is used to "Song" Classmates are more standard answers than standard answers" setting, right?

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] It can be seen that Xueshen is really angry.After all, I couldn't answer the question before, and he was the one who helped.I am very afraid that because of Lao Cheng's ignorant behavior, it will endanger the scumbags in our circle

[Floating Past Events] Can't you see that classmate Song is so kind?I thought he was the kind of ruthless business student who kept his ears off the window and only read sage books.

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory]...

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] He is indeed this kind of person... Mainly because when we can't answer, Cheng Ran will be more active than us, ask classmate Song the answer, and then tell us quietly

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] Classmate Song only told Lao Cheng the answer.

[Men are all big dicks] True or false...

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] True, but today's student Song's reluctance to save him may indicate that this kind of charity activity is dying...

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] If God gives me another chance, before the representative of the Chinese class puts forward such a devastating opinion, I will definitely help Lao Cheng get rid of his essays spontaneously and pick one from Baidu The writing style is the best, copying [-] characters!

[Men are big dicks] Don't be dirty!Believe it, it's just the young couple having a temper tantrum;

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] I firmly believe it! ! !

Song Yan: Old scalper?

Cheng Ran: ...

Song Yan: Little old man?

Cheng Ran: ...

Song Yan: Facial paralysis?

Cheng Ran: ...

Cheng Ran: Sorry I was wrong QAQ

Song Yan: Heh :)

Cheng Ran: I’m sorry, I treat you to dinner

Song Yan: Please write another article

Song Yan: "My Deskmate"

Cheng Ran: Huh?

Song Yan: More than [-] words, if I am not satisfied, I will call back, and write until I am satisfied

Cheng Ran: Song Yan!

Cheng Ran: QAQ

Song Yan: Let’s write it :)

The author has something to say:

It's the third day... Still no little angel came to play with me... I'm so sad that I don't want to code... Fortunately, I have a manuscript...

This article won't end without anyone...

Tsk tsk tsk, it's so bleak.

Today, I accompanied my roommates to watch the military training of elementary school students. The naughty senior sister walked past them while drinking ice milk tea...

Then the senior sister suffered retribution. She ran to the toilet all afternoon with a stomach ache. Maybe her stomach rebelled...

Don't learn from this senior sister...