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【Niko Sauce】【Video: Men's Group A 50-meter sprint champion interview】

[Niko-chan] Shall I tell you how hard it took me to hold back my laughter to record this interview?

[Get to know Dongfeng's side in a leisurely way] This is Cheng Ran on the cover?He won the 50m championship?

【Orange Juice】Isn't there only three events for the school sports meeting?I remember Cheng Xuechang applied for the high jump, long jump and triple jump. What the hell is the 50m champion? !

[Orange Juice] And classmate Song's name? ? ?

[Niko Sauce] I was also confused at the time, obviously I was interviewing the champion Song Yan, why is Cheng Ran standing in the middle of the podium, the camera was shaking when I was laughing hahahaha

[Yao is not wagging his tail] This idiot...why can he answer so naturally when the host calls him Song Yan?

[Niko Sauce] This was edited later!At the scene, when the host called his name, he couldn’t react for a long time, and he said "ah", xswl

【Orange Juice】In fact, I have always respected Cheng Xuechang. He has always been a senior worthy of my study and my idol, but I have to say that he is simply a fool in this interview.

[Niko Sauce] Being in the name of his partner is crazy and embarrassing. I hope Senior Song will never see this video. I'm afraid he won't love Senior Cheng after watching it. I'm afraid they will break up

[Get to know Dongfeng's side in a leisurely way]... If it were my boyfriend, I would have to blow his head off to calm down before considering whether to continue being with him, or even thinking about it.

[Yao is not wagging her tail]... Believe it or not, maybe Er Cheng was very pink and romantic in his heart when he accepted this interview, and felt that he was extremely romantic

[Niko Sauce] Lou Lou is right, men are really big dicks

【Orange Juice】EXOme? (Black Question Mark Face.jpg)

[Niko Sauce] If you refer to Cheng Xuechang’s love story, you will know what it will be like after you find a partner.

【Orange juice】? ? ? ? ?Just like a big chicken drumstick? ? ?

[Niko Sauce] Young man is very promising, I think you are very self-aware!

[Yao is not a wagging tail] No, I want to forward this video to Aunt He

[Yao is not wagging his tail] Let her see how stupid her son is!

【Men are all big dicks】Our old class dragged on for nearly 10 minutes to assign homework, and finally we have a holiday...

[Niko Sauce] Hey, sister, you've worked hard, isn't there a lot of homework in the third year of high school?

[Men are all big dicks] I'm sorry, it's not too much, it's too much!I came home with a whole schoolbag of test papers, and I almost couldn’t fit my homework with me. I also had a bag of reference books in my hand. Maybe the teacher thought we were on seven-day leave like Xiao Gao, Primary, Senior, and Senior Two :)

【Niko Sauce】Sister, how long did you leave it?

[Men are all big dicks] If you think that the school will have a little compassion or a sense of shame, then you are very wrong

[Men are big dicks] Two days.This afternoon, after the holiday, I will come back to study late at night :)

[Men are all big dicks] I'm ashamed to say Golden Week, heh!Bronze Week! ! !

【Niko Sauce】...Sister, come on...

[Yao is not wagging her tail] We also have a lot of homework in our class. You can see that you can't finish it at a glance, and then divide the tasks. The first group is mathematics, the second group is English, the third group is physics, and the fourth group is chemistry.

[Men are all big dicks] Oh, can I not finish it?I can't even finish copying!

[Men are all big dicks] Depressed, I opened the post bar, ready to watch the spoilers of this week's new show and relax.Didn't expect them to have a situation again?With so much homework, do they still have time?My dick was the first to express dissatisfaction!

[Orange Juice] It was Jiang Jiang who posted the interview video of Senior Cheng, and Mr. Cheng won the 50m championship

【Men are all big dicks】Student Cheng also reported 50m?Isn't he practicing field events? How can he run?

[Men are all big chicken legs] Let's come to Aite to see the omniscient Huang Boss@江南拉厂房主黄鹤

[Orange Juice] is actually not a project reported by Cheng Xuechang, but by Song Xuechang. You can see it by watching the video posted by Jiang Jiang above.

[Get to know the Dongfeng side in a leisurely way] Although strictly speaking, this is food, but how can people be so knocked, so speechless?

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] The 50m sprint is not Lao Cheng’s, but Song’s

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] Lao Cheng is very eccentric. There are few boys in our class, and all the boys can't finish all the projects. In this case, Song student actually signed up for 50 meters!experience it yourself

[Yao is not a wagging tail] Yes, Er Cheng, doting on your wife with strength!

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] I thought it would be enough to cover up classmate Song with only one report, but I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it

[Men are all big dicks] When it comes, Song just puts on a name and doesn't even have to run 50 meters. .

[Men are all big dicks] Heh, a man in love

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] During the self-study on Monday night, I heard Lao Cheng talking, saying that classmate Song is not good at sports, so just give me an opinion. Classmate Song can't bear the middle-distance race of more than 400 meters, and the field race Basically, the three chances are too time-consuming, and in the end, I seriously said to classmate Song: Why don't you apply?

[Huang He, the owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] Then classmate Song replied to him blankly: I don't want to clean the classroom

[Get to know Dongfeng's side in a leisurely way] Clean the classroom?

[Can you see Mercury while sitting on the roof] emmm. . .That, because of my dad, someone found a reason to be absent from the sports meeting last year, and then lost the morality award in the class at the end.My dad was angry for a long time, and then said that someone will ask for leave this year, and the classroom hygiene will be paid for by one person for a month...

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] However, the fact is that even if everyone has no shortage of projects, the Moral Fashion Award is not our turn (stand hand.jpg)

[Men are all big dicks] Yes, usually the grades are the first in the whole grade, and the total score of the sports meeting is also the first in the whole grade. If I get the morality award... I am afraid that the students in other classes will feel inferior, maybe the school leaders I think so too...

【Get to know the Dongfeng side in a leisurely way】... Get lost

[Yao is not a wagging tail] You two get out together, right away

【Men are big dicks】Hey hey

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] Then, student Cheng picked out thousands of choices, and finally picked out a 50m, not too tiring, and he can make a quick decision

[Huang He, the owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] Unexpectedly, he got on his horse and helped him run away

[Orange Juice] But why didn't Senior Song participate? 50m can't even be delayed for a minute...

【Men are all big dicks】Isn't it very clear?I didn't see anyone else during the game yesterday afternoon.

[Get to know the Dongfeng side in a leisurely manner] Student Song went to the lecture. After the publicity lecture of University A, the application form for the bonus test of University A will be distributed. Fill it out and hand it in now. All the students who want to apply for University A in the third year of high school have gone.

[Yao is not wagging his tail] Yes, I also saw him in the lecture hall

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Tannery Factory] It's quite reasonable to say that, after all, when the announcement of the lecture at University A came out, the registration form for the sports meeting had already been handed in, and there was no way if the time hit

[Niko Sauce] No, why did my classmate run for me?It's not a big deal to be absent from the sports meeting, let alone a lecture at University A...

[Can you see Mercury while sitting on the roof] Maybe it's because you don't want Song to sweep the floor...?

[Men are all big dicks] It's really only my family who loves my family

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] But you, Lao Song went to help classmate Song run 50 meters, and missed the triple jump at the same time, so he took the heavy responsibility of cleaning the classroom from classmate Song :)

【Orange juice】? ! ! !Fuck!Yesterday, I bet Li Sheng on whether Cheng would break the triple jump record! ! !

[Orange Juice] After betting 50 yuan, Cheng Xuechang is a funny comparison invited by a monkey QAQ

[Huang He, owner of Jiangnan Leather Factory] Then you are really pitiful

[Men are all big dicks] Or you can forcefully say that since Cheng did not participate in the competition, the conditions for the bet to proceed are not established? (Sorry I made this up...)

[Orange Juice] I dare not...Senior Li Sheng is taller and stronger than me, he is a weightlifter!I can't beat him and dare not play tricks on him QAQ

【Niko Sauce】...sad

Little reporter: Congratulations to our classmate Song Yan, who won the 50-meter sprint crown in the men's group A. Do you have anything to say?

Cheng Ran (thinking): Hmm...

Little reporter: Student Song Yan?

(Someone next to him called Cheng Ran's name)

Cheng Ran: Hey!

Little reporter (suspicious): Are you Song Yan's classmate?

Cheng Ran: Ah, yes, yes.I, I am Song Yan

Cheng Ran: No, that one just now, in our class, I always think that I am good at sports, and love to call me Cheng Ran

Cheng Ran: Isn’t there a sports student named Cheng Ran in the school, the one who is very good at the long jump

Little Reporter: Oh... so what do you want to say about winning the championship this time?

Cheng Ran: You can say anything?Can you tell anyone?

Little reporter: yes

Cheng Ran: Okay, cough cough (clears throat), first of all, I would like to thank my classmate Cheng Ran, who led me into sports and also ignited my passion for sports

Little Reporter: Well, is there any more?

Cheng Ran: He is really a very good deskmate, warm and kind. Usually I am busy studying, and he will help me bring coffee to the school gate after training. Once I caught a cold, he was careful and didn’t give it to me. Add ice and bring a box of Sanjiu Ganmaoling Granules

Little Reporter: Hmm...then there are others?

Cheng Ran: Someone else—someone else?What other people?

Little Reporter: Just...is there anyone else you want to thank?

Cheng Ran: Oh, this one is gone

Little reporter (astonished): Don't you want to thank your teacher, your parents and your other classmates here?The earnest instruction of the teacher, the careful care of the parents, and the enthusiasm and friendliness of the students?

Cheng Ran: No, I just thank him alone

Little Reporter: Oh, okay.

Little Reporter: So how does Song Yan usually practice running?

Cheng Ran: Well, what, when I am tired from studying, I would go to the playground for a few laps.Well, exercise, reduce stress, and gradually run faster and faster. Of course, the main reason is that Cheng Ran is always by my side, encouraging me to help me

Little reporter: So that’s the case. I heard that Song Yan not only has developed motor skills, but also has excellent academic performance. Can you share your learning method with everyone?

Cheng Ran (surprised): Huh?Isn't this an interview with the champion of the 50-meter sprint?Why ask about learning methods? !

Little Reporter (calmly): Because there has never been a first-class scholarship for No.1 in any project, the questions asked are naturally different from those of other champions.

Cheng Ran (nervous): Do you have to answer?This is, but my exclusive learning secret!How can it be leaked?

Little Reporter: ... I believe that Song Yan is also a generous person. If he has a good learning experience, he will definitely be willing to share it with everyone so that everyone can avoid detours. Do you think so?

Cheng Ran: Well, what, classmate, you are talking to me, you don’t have to, just keep calling me by my name.

Little Reporter: Okay, please share your learning experience.

Cheng Ran: Uh... Let me, just copy the words on a small slip of paper and take them to read when I usually eat...?Just, watch while eating?

Little reporter (writing furiously): Well, is there anything else?

Cheng Ran: I usually explain to my deskmate questions that he doesn't know...Because my deskmate asks very comprehensive questions, so I review very comprehensively!

Little Reporter: This is also a good way to strengthen yourself, what else?

Cheng Ran (serious face): The iced American style at the milk tea shop in front of the school, with less ice, I think drinking too much will help improve memory, you can try it

Little reporter (hesitatingly continuing to write): ...

Cheng Ran: Usually talk less and do more questions, because you don’t want to do the questions while talking.

Cheng Ran: Don’t laugh all the time, be serious at ordinary times, it will help you think better

Cheng Ran: That should be all

Little Reporter: Okay, once again congratulations to our champion

Cheng Ran: Thanks again to my tablemate Cheng Ran, he is really a nice person!

(Cheng Ran smiled at the camera and waved)

(The screen stops at the close-up of Cheng Ran smirking)

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It was not until many years later, when the two moved to pack their things, did they find out this bright red certificate of honor."Song Yan" was written in italics on the certificate, but it wasn't him in the souvenir photo.

Of course it wasn't him. Song Yan, who has always been calm and self-possessed, would definitely not smile with his eyes showing teeth.

Not in this lifetime.

Even standing on the podium.

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