Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat

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"Dancing Soul Sword? Mother?"

Mo Damao held his chin, walked back and forth between Chunluo and the star-eyed little doll who was holding his legs, and finally the corners of his mouth raised, and he burst out laughing.

Chun Ruo showed embarrassment, glared at the little doll who was hugging his legs with a flattering face, and said a lesson: "Xiao Wu, how many times have I told you to call me master, not mother!"

Wu Hunjian, that handsome baby, blinked his eyes, but said in a firm tone: "The one who gave birth to the baby is the mother, and Xiao Wu is the sword, so the person who made the sword is the mother, there is nothing wrong with that."

Looking at Xiao Wu with a determined face, Chun Mao felt a headache and touched his forehead.

You also know that you are a sword, not a human... so can you not draw inferences so skillfully?

In other words, ever since his family Saber cultivated the Soul of the Sword, he has been correcting its problem about calling him.

But Naihe used the Wuhun sword forged from the ancient iron of Xuanhun, not only the body of the sword is self-contained without any flaws, but even the soul of the sword is unique and stubborn, which is referred to as "recognition of death".

So Chun Mao, who really didn't want to continue to lose face, directly cast a small spell on Sword Soul named Xiao Wu.

That is, whenever Xiao Wu wanted to utter the word "mother", she would sneeze non-stop.This is also his usual trick after he failed to correct it many times before.

Mo Damao, who was already smiling very heartily, inexplicably hit his point of laughter when he saw Chunluo skillfully casting spells on the little doll.

"Haha, I said, ha, Brother Rivet, your method of bullying children is not very open and aboveboard...haha..."

Chun Ruo glanced at Mo Damao with a bloody face, and then at the sugarcane forest where he had dug a big hole. With eyes full of disgust, he lowered his head, and told Xiao Wu who was hugging his legs, "When you are full, eat it." Hurry up and go back." At this moment, Chun Zhuo just wanted to make his shameful Saber go back to Qihai and squat, so as not to become his own laughing stock.

It turns out that as the saber of Emperor Muyang, the divine power of the Wuhun Sword is not endless.

In fact, every once in a while, Xiao Wu, who is the soul of the sword, would leave the Dinghai formation and come to the shore to find food and replenish her divine power.And Xiao Wu's favorite is sugar cane.So to put it another way, the peace of the entire Muyang Continent is maintained by the silent contribution of Sugarcane Forest.

It's just that in the past, Xiao Wu would choose to go ashore in the dead of night, and then continue to squat on the bottom of the Abandoned Sea after eating enough.

But this time, according to the legend that the water in the deserted sea turned black, the Soul Dance Sword should not have been in the deserted sea for at least two months, which might be a little unusual.

Sure enough, as soon as Chun Liao finished speaking, Xiao Wu tugged on his trouser legs anxiously.

Then when he was about to say something, he sneezed first—"Ah Qiu!"

After sneezing, Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment, then rubbed her nose blankly.

He couldn't figure out why every time he spent time with his mother, he would get into the bad habit of sneezing...

However, Xiao Wu has obviously adapted to this sneezing conversation mode. After he continued to sneezed calmly, he began to ask his "mother" anxiously for help: "Ah Qiu! sickness."

As he said that, he sneezed again, and said with a serious face, "Ah Qiu, save me!"

Hearing this, Chun Mao's eyebrows twitched slightly, and he didn't think about it first, but his eyes slanted, and he saw the heartless Mo Damao laughed even more after hearing Xiao Wu's strange foodie asking for help.

"Haha, brother riveting, you are so irresponsible as a "mother", and you actually let your son suffer from such a "disease", haha...ha..."

Maybe it was Mo Damao who laughed too exaggeratedly, so that Xiao Wu, who was immersed in the sadness of "not getting enough to eat", followed his "mother" and stared at him slantingly from the corner of his eye.

Feeling the pressure of the double condemnation from one big and one small, Mo Damao finally put away his smile, and apologized to Xiao Wu as solemnly as possible: "I'm sorry, brother lost his temper."

After speaking, Mo Damao reached out and silently took out a bag of candies made of sugarcane from Chun Rivet's Qiankun bag, handed it to Xiaowu and said, "Come, please accept Brother Mao's most sincere apology."

Xiao Wu glanced at his "mother", then reached out to take the candy cane, fed one in her mouth, then showed a satisfied smile, and said to Mo Damao: "Thank you, Brother Cat, what a great time!"

Big Cat Mo suppressed a smile, then reached out and rubbed the top of Xiao Wu's head.

Although he felt that this milk doll named Xiao Wu was inexplicably poked at his laughter no matter in terms of appearance, background, and adult-like style of speaking, but he didn't want to make him dissatisfied, so he decided to brush it up before it was too late. Favorability.

And Sword Soul Xiaowu is a simple foodie who is a "mother" if he can eat whatever he wants, so he who felt "sick" a moment ago was disgusted by this good-looking big brother, and the next moment he gave this big brother a heart attack from the bottom of his heart. My brother posted a good person card.

Seeing that his kitten and saber had settled their suspicions over a bag of candy cane, Chun Zhuo shook his head helplessly.Then he reached out and touched Xiao Wu's forehead, and found that he had eaten the sugarcane grove into a big hole, but his divine power was still only slightly recovered, as if he was exhausted and needed to eat.

It's no wonder that he is yelling that he has the disease of "not enough to eat".

Maybe Mo Da Mao took Xiao Wu's "sickness" as a greedy joke, but as Xiao Wu's master, Chun Luo knew that it was not easy.

Xiao Wu's "I can't eat enough", directly translated, means that I can't recover my divine power by eating.

This also explains why he has not returned to abandon the sea after eating for such a long time.

As the sword soul of Wuhunjian, Xiao Wu ate her most beloved sugar cane, but she couldn't recover her divine power, so she kept eating and was not full, so she never returned to the bottom of the sea. After a long time, she was finally discovered that the sea water became Black, thus triggering a series of uproars about the theft of Zhenhai Excalibur.

So the most urgent thing is to find a secluded place, and then take a good look at this strange saber that has been relying on eating sugarcane for tens of thousands of years to maintain its divine power. Why can't it be digested now...

Chun Ruo was thoughtful, but there was a strange fluctuation in the air.

So he put his left arm around Mo Damao and held the saber in his right hand, and disappeared from the sugarcane forest.

Immediately afterwards, those who pursued them heard the news.

However, these people can only make various speculations about a big pit, but they never imagined that Zhenhai Excalibur just missed them.

The ancient castle of the seventh city in the inner city of the Demon Realm.

The Sun Zhan Demon Emperor lay lazily on his throne, drinking Moxiaojiu and humming an out-of-key tune.

Even though the black vortex-shaped cave that suddenly appeared in the center of the hall in front of him was getting bigger and bigger, his lazy posture remained unchanged.

Until the very pure black smog vortex, a man with a bare chest and back, only a piece of white satin around his crotch, walked out slowly.

Behind this man is a muscular figure, with three-dimensional features, deep-set eye sockets, and a pair of blue eyes, but the most striking thing about this man is not these, but the three pairs of golden wings on his back.

The man with three pairs of wings on his back went straight to Zhanri Demon Emperor, stared at him with those blue eyes, and after a while, said: "Ice Jiling, the time agreed between you and me is coming soon!" Now, why haven't you summoned your men and horses, and are still here every day, dreaming and dying."

The man's voice was a bit weird, as if he was jumping out word by word, he seemed to be quite unfamiliar with the common language of Muyang Continent, but he could pronounce it accurately and express his meaning.

The Sun Zhan Demon Emperor put the wine glass in his hand on the side table, turned his head and smiled at the strange man, and joked: "This emperor has always done things like this. If you don't like it, you can find other people to cooperate. This emperor is also happy to hear it." .”

The strange man reacted for a while as if he didn't understand what the Sun Zhan Demon Emperor said, and then became furious!

I saw him grabbing the Sun Zhan Demon Emperor's neck, and roared ferociously: "You are courting death!"

However, the expression of Zhanri Demon Emperor who was stuck in the neck did not change, he still maintained a smile, and silently counted three times in his heart——

The man who grabbed his neck and wanted to kill him suddenly showed a heavy expression, and the strength in his hand also decreased rapidly.

Immediately, Zhanri Demon Emperor easily took the man's hands away from his neck, then straightened his neckline calmly, and continued to smile: "Since you are a guest, you must have the consciousness of being a guest. If this kind of thing is not done well and is discovered, it will be very embarrassing."

The strange man glanced sideways at the more and more silver threads wrapped around his golden wings, and finally after a moment of thought, he withdrew his powerful strength, and the dark and swelling meridians on his arm also slowly subsided.

And as the man's strength dissipated, those silver threads wrapped around his wings no longer increased.

With an inexplicable smile, Zhan Sun Demon Emperor wandered behind the man, gently picked up one or two silver silk threads with his fingers, and asked gloatingly: "How is it? The way of heaven formulated by the true god of our Muyang World is still very Great, right?"

The man turned around, glared at Zhanri Demon Emperor with an ugly expression, and asked back: "If you really think that your true gods are powerful, why do you want to join forces with me?"

The Sun Zhan Demon Emperor lowered his eyes, and an indescribable emotion appeared on his originally smiling face, as if there was a trace of inexplicable nostalgia.

But this expression was only fleeting, and after a while, the Sun Zhan Demon Emperor returned to his previous lazy look, and gave the strange man an order to drive away: "In three days, the emperor will give you an explanation."

"And now, please go back."

After thinking for a moment, the strange man turned and walked towards the black vortex in the center of the hall.

It takes three more days to endure. If this rogue really opens the gate of the abyss according to the agreement, the day when his army comes to attack will be the time when this annoying Muyang Heavenly Dao collapses!

Following the disappearance of the strange man, the Sun Zhan Demon Emperor also put away his smile.

I saw him staring at the empty hall floor without black vortexes and muttering in a low voice: "Since ancient times, ugly people have done more mischief, but now it's bird people who think more."

Saying that, Zhan Sun Demon Emperor pursed his mouth, and concluded: "Silly x."

However, the identity of the person who was called a stupid x bird by the Zhanri Demon Emperor is really not simple.

In the Muyang Continent, there has been such a legend, the legend about the Three Thousand Worlds.

It is said that in this vast time and space, there are countless parallel worlds, and each world has its own creation god, and each creation god is the only true god in this world.

It's just that in this endless world, there will always be one or two true gods whose power is not in harmony.

Their law of survival is endless destruction.

Therefore, on Muyang Continent, the Buddhist world with the eyes of reincarnation has always had a secret inheritance.

It is said that the abyss disaster many years ago was actually a sneak attack by the true gods of other worlds with his laws and troops taking advantage of the fact that Emperor Muyang's divine power was exhausted due to the creation of the world.

Of course, all of the above are not unfounded rumors.

Now this strange man who appeared through the haze vortex is the true god who advocates destroying and massacring the world, Egodwin.But just now he just used his own power to open a gap in the world's space barrier, and sent his avatar and body to Muyang Continent for peeping, so he was afraid of the heavenly way of this world, and he couldn't stay for a long time, and couldn't use it A power that does not belong to this world.

As the true god of one world, Aigu Dewen's original world has become a ruin, but his powerful power of the true god has allowed him to traverse several worlds and turn them into a pile of ruins.

Egodwin's law of gaining power is not the plundering of resources, but destruction.

When a world is destroyed, it is time for him to gain new strength.

However, Aigu Dewen, who has always been invincible, was defeated by a new world tens of thousands of years ago, which is the current Muyang Continent.He never imagined that the true god of this new world would create a species that would not be infected by any filthy power, so that his poison could not spread unscrupulously on this continent.

However, as far as he knew, that miraculous species had already disappeared on this continent, so this time, Ai Gudwin was bound to win this continent that had severely damaged him.