Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat

Cat Chin Six

Be careful against big-bellied black

On this day, Chun Zhuo was the same as usual, after regretfully observing the fact that his kitten did not show a single tail after being transported for a whole day, he was ready to share supper with the kitten.

Unexpectedly, Mo Damao, who has always been a snack, just scooped up a deep-fried loach and stopped eating it.This made Chun Liao lose his appetite, so he also sauntered behind Mo Damao who was running away in a hurry.

It is said that the cave of Chunluo and Mo Damao in Beimeng Mountain is small, but it has all internal organs.

There is not only a practice room with a wide field of view, where you can watch the stars on a clear night, but also a rest room for two people to rest, and even a recreation room for Mo Damao to transform into its original form.It's just that this entertainment room is useless because Mo Damao no longer easily transforms into a cat after he has cultivated a physical body, which really makes Chun Liao regret it for a long time.

It's just that after Mo Damao came out of the practice room tonight, he went straight to the entertainment room that was about to become a utility room, which made Chun Liao, who was following behind, look forward to it in his heart. Could there be benefits tonight?

After Mo Damao entered the entertainment room, he used a little mana to clear out a lot of debris in it, and moved the soft bag in his own lounge to put it there.

And Chun Mao, who was standing on the side pretending to be a wallflower, didn't understand the kitten's intention of moving around at all.

Just when Chun Zhuo couldn't help but wanted to step forward to ask, Mo Damao's pair of peach blossom eyes floated towards him vaguely.

After Mo Damao cleaned up the original entertainment room, he walked up to Chun Liao eagerly, grabbed Chun Liao's right hand with both hands and said: "Brother Liao, after I retreat, you can benefit yourself a lot." Pay attention."

After speaking, Mo Damao seemed to be thinking of something, and continued with a worried expression on his face: "Although you are just like me, you are just one step away from proving the power of the Dao, but after all, you are a dancer who can't dance." Scholars who use knives and guns always suffer when they fight."

Perhaps because he was afraid of Chunluo's "sophistry", Mo Damao also gave an example: "Think about the last time, a blind demon cultivator came to our cave and tried to occupy the phoenix nest. If you don't know how to fight, you were killed by that stupid pig." There is nothing we can do when we get close, and in the end we were able to keep our cave by relying on my violent force value..."

"That's why Brother Rivet, I'm giving you the book "Shadowless Kicks", which I wrote with all my energy. I hope you study it carefully and protect our cave all by yourself during my retreat!"

After Mo Damao finished speaking, he didn't know where he fished out a blue book with the words "Shadowless Kicks" printed on the cover and stuffed it into Chunluo's arms.

Chun Liao glanced down, and found that there was a small plum cat's footprint on the cover of the blue book...

But this is not the time for Chun Riao to admire the book cover.

He quickly grabbed Mo Damao who pushed him away after finishing speaking, and said, "Xiaoyou, what do you mean by retreat?"

In fact, Chun Ruo really wanted to explain that the last time he cleaned up the "duck", it was Mo Damao who said he was very bored and asked him to pretend to be defeated, and then when the "duck" croaked triumphantly, let him do it again. Extreme joy begets sorrow, so can we add some fun to the boring one-sided beating?

Why does it come out of Mo Damao's mouth now, it becomes the feeling that he is very weak...

Also, what the hell is this "Shadowless Leg Technique"?Why are there cat paw prints on it?

There are too many things to complain about, but what Chunluo is most concerned about now is the "retreat" that Mo Damao said. What is he going to do? !

Facing Chun Rivet's questioning, Mo Damao replied with burning eyes: "Retreat means retreat, isn't my voice of a thousand calamities never coming? So I want to devote myself to retreat and practice, and it will be better than this day by day Let it go to waste."

As he said that, Mo Damao continued to push his brother Rivet out, and continued to say, "Brother Rivet, hurry up, I'm going to seal the door."

Just when Chun Liao was about to be pushed out of the door, he finally recalled the series of anomalies that happened to Mo Damao tonight, and it turned out that his kitten was "forcing the palace".

Either close the door and disappear, or hand over the shortcut method to guide the voice of a thousand calamities.

So Chun Mao hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab the door frame built with a wooden frame, and said, "Wait, wait! How long do you plan to retreat for?"

Big Cat Mo: "Uh, I don't know, anyway, if the Voice of Myriad Tribulations doesn't come, I won't come out!"

As he spoke, he still clenched his fists, looked up at the sky, and said with a firm expression: "I want to move the heavens with my sincere actions!"

Fuck you touching God!God is right in front of you, why don't you keep pushing it out!

Hearing this, Chun Liao was so angry that he burst into foul language.

In his opinion, this stupid cat doesn't want to impress God with sincere actions at all, but wants to use rogue ways to force God to submit!But his "God" is also dumb and unable to speak out when he suffers from eating Coptis chinensis, so he can only keep blowing his beard and staring, but he can't utter a word.

This feeling is simply terrible!

Mo Damao snickered inwardly when he saw his family's calm and paralyzed brother Rivet, who had such a colorful expression at this time.However, he has followed his Brother Rivet for so many years, and he has also learned a little bit of the essence of serious nonsense, so he continued to say to his Brother Rivet with a sincere face: "Brother Rivet, hurry up, I'm going to close the door for retreat, although you help Can't miss me, but can't delay me either!"

Chun Liao stared at Mo Big Cat with a particularly tangled expression, but didn't speak.

In the end, he took a deep breath, cleared up the tangled expression on his face, and said in a helpless and powerless tone: "Xiaoyou, you have failed in learning."

An absolute affirmation.

I am over-flattered!

Mo Damao, who was extremely happy in his heart, pretended to be innocent and said: "Brother Rivet, what are you talking about, I don't understand!"

Seeing Mo Damao's rascally appearance, Chun Ruo could only compromise in the end: "I have a way to facilitate your voice of ten thousand calamities."

This feeling of being pinched by others is really sour and refreshing.

But he has no choice, if the little cat really retreats like this, not to mention that it may not be able to wait for the arrival of the sound of ten thousand calamities in ten or a hundred years, even in a day or two, Chunluo feels that he can't bear it, so It must be him who finally compromises.

Thinking about being separated from my kitten for thousands of years, I miss it, but it won't be too uncomfortable.But now, when he thinks of having to separate for a day or two, he feels uncomfortable. This really confirms the saying: It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.

Finally getting a positive promise from his brother Rivet, Mo Da Mao withdrew his hand that pushed Chun Rive out of the door with satisfaction.He still hit the iron while it was hot and seized the time to ask: "What method?"

Chun Zhuo was very helpless, and said with difficulty concealing his resentment: "What's the rush, let's eat supper first."

As he said that, Chun Zhuo reached out and grabbed Mo Big Cat's paw, and walked out.

But Mo Damao followed behind with a grin, and kept nagging while laughing: "Oh, it turns out that Brother Rivet already knew how to help me but never told me. Why? Is it Because I made Brother Rivet angry?"

Chun Ruo, who was walking in front, said heartily: Now is the time when you annoy me the most!

But now that he has agreed, Chun Zhuo is not prepared to go back on his word.

But he still didn't swallow the breath he held in his heart, so he threatened aloud: "Little bastard cat, if you get a bargain, you'll be good again, be careful, I'll regret it!"

Mo Damao quickly shut up, and followed Chun Liao with a flattering and obedient look, which was completely different from the sour look just a moment ago.

After eating supper in a serious manner, Chun Zhuo revealed his solution in Mo Damao's expectant peach blossom eyes.

In fact, one of the so-called methods of Chunluo is a kind of plant.

A plant with thousands of parasitic eggs, commonly known as the magic insect tree, also known as the robbery tree.

The magic insect tree will secrete a liquid during its growth, and the insects with a radius of hundreds of miles or even thousands of miles will be attracted by this liquid, and then try their best to crawl or fly to the magic insect tree to lay eggs.And once these insect eggs parasitize on the magic insect tree, they will be in a state of suspended animation, and will all hatch together when the magic insect tree blooms.The grand occasion of nearly ten thousand kinds of insects breaking out of their shells gave it the name of the magic insect tree, and it also made many mortals avoid it.But it is the best introduction for the magic cultivator to cause the bone erosion of all demons.

It's just that the number of this magic insect tree is extremely rare, and it only blooms once in a thousand years, which is rare, so not many people know its function.But Chunluo not only knows, but also has a way to make the magic insect tree bloom in advance.

This news made Mo Damao very excited.

In a hurry, I was about to start packing and set off to find the magic insect tree.

But Chunluo cleared his throat and said, "Xiaoyou, don't forget that you agreed to my request just now."

Mo Damao, who was preparing to pack, looked confused: "Huh?"

Chunluo calmly waved to Mo Damao, and said, "Hurry up and settle today's bill first."

So Mo Damao, who was still in high spirits, immediately put on a bitter face.

Then there was a flash of white light, and a palm-sized kitten stood in front of Chunluo.

And even if it turned into a little milk cat, the four characters of "life without love" can still be seen on the cat's face.

And Chun Riao finally fulfilled his wish, picked up the little milk cat, and while stroking his smooth white fur, he said non-negotiably: "One hour a day, not one cent less."

The poor little milk cat limp down immediately upon hearing this.

Touching the tail for an hour every day is simply a mad devil!

It turned out that after being raided by Mo Big Cat, Chun Liao quickly found his place again.

He promised Mo Damao to tell him the method to induce the voice of ten thousand calamities, but Mo Damao had to agree to one request, that is to turn into a little milk cat every day for him to touch his whole body for ten, eight, or one hour...

After Mo Big Cat heard this request, he resisted very much.

How much resentment does this person have towards his animal form to make such a bizarre request.

But helplessly, the attitude of the person who made the request was very firm.

So Mo Damao, who is asking for help, can only bear the burden of humiliation.

Only in this way, it is difficult to say who will have the upper hand in this game of quickly cultivating the devil soul.

Originally, Chunzhuo had the intention to help Mo Da Mao fall into the devil, and then find his sincerity, so it was only a matter of time before he came up with this method.Now Mo Damao resorted to the trick of "forcing the palace", although Chun Riao's plan was earlier than expected, but he gained the privilege of molesting kittens every day...

But for Chunluo and Mo Damao, who wins and who loses doesn't seem to be that important.

The important thing is that one of them is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.