Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat

cat ears ten

unreasonable drunk

Patriarch Qingyu was confused.

My head hurts and I feel dizzy.

But it feels very comfortable.

It was truly an indescribable experience.

It is really wonderful to be drunk, dream and die.

In a trance.

Patriarch Qingyu felt that he had returned to the heaven.

Fresh aura came out.

And the familiar coldness...

"Heh, are you here again?"

Patriarch Qingyu looked at the man who had taken off his hood with a drunken smile.

"Why do you always disturb my sleep?"

As he said that, Patriarch Qingyu stretched out his fingers and gently hooked the man's chin.

Then, without warning, it lightened up.

Divine Lord Tianjin was obviously taken aback.

When he reacted, he pushed the drunk Ancestor Qingyu away.

The scent of Mizong wine is already between the lips and teeth.

The Qingyu patriarch who was pushed away frowned, and asked unhappily: "Why are you not being good in my dream today?"

In the past, every time I dreamed of this ice slag, I was very well behaved.

Let him do whatever he wants.

Why is the ice slag this time actually the same as the real one, with an appearance of repelling people thousands of miles away.

Simply depressed.

But the alcoholism is approaching, and he has no time to think so much.

I saw Patriarch Sapphire, who felt stuffy, stretched out his hand and pulled the neckline that he had already uncovered to the full opening.

And his long hair, which was always neatly tied up, was also messed up by his irritability, adding three points of evil for no reason.

With a hoarse voice, he ordered Tianjin Shenjun in his dream: "Come here, you are so misbehaving today, I will punish you, Patriarch!"

Said, as if remembering something delicious.

The evil sapphire patriarch smacked his mouth.

"..."

The eyelids of Tianjin Shenjun with long fiery red hair twitched.

What kind of dreams does this little unicorn usually have?

Suddenly.

The dazed patriarch Qingyu felt a chill.

Just as he was lying on the table and looking around, there was a cool smell in his breath.

Patriarch Qingyu tried his best to focus his gaze.

He saw a white hand holding a small bottle up to his nose.

"Uh, hangover pill?"

He used to eat this stuff a lot in the heavens.

Although the taste of the fairy brew in the heaven is too light for Patriarch Qingyu, he can't help but get drunk when he drinks.

Therefore, the hangover pill is a constant item of Qingyu Patriarch.

"Humph."

Tianjin Shenjun's face was as frosty as he was holding the hangover pill.

He said coldly: "Look at how drunk you are, don't hurry up and take it."

however.

The drunk patriarch Qingyu didn't appreciate it.

He reached out and snatched the hangover pill bottle handed over by the man, and smashed it to the ground.

Then, looking at the man's astonished and cold face, he said with a lazy smile, "No."

After finishing speaking, Patriarch Qingyu struggled to get up.

I saw him put his hands on the shoulders of Tianjin Shenjun, not waiting for his reaction.

Just put all the weight of your body on him.

Then sniff between the man's neck like a puppy.

"Yeah, it smells so good."

Fascinated.

Wearing a black hood and cloak, Divine Lord Tianjin frowned coldly.

He wanted to push away the drunkard on his body, but the ability of the drunkard to stalk people has not diminished compared to thousands of years ago.

For a while, he couldn't do anything about it.

You can only tilt your neck for the drunk to sniff.

of course.

Tianjin Shenjun can also use spells to directly get rid of the drunk Shanyu hanging on his body.

But it's the same as it was thousands of years ago.

He always selectively forgets that this method can be used.

It is said that Tianjin Shenjun, who has always been excellent, cold and lofty, is the head of the gods.

But there is no one around who is willing to be close to him.

In addition to being brought back to the heavenly little unicorn prince by him personally.

However, although the little unicorn prince grew up to be close to him, he was not intimate.

Maybe it's because he lost all his relatives and clansmen since he was a child, the little prince has a precocious temperament.

When he grows up, he treats people more politely and does things in an orderly manner.

Only when he drank, would he be as intimate with him as when he was a child.

However, Tianjin Shenjun, who has always been cold-hearted and cold-faced, cherishes these moments unexpectedly.

Just when Tianjin Shenjun fell into memory.

Suddenly felt a pain in the neck.

It turned out that the Qingyu Patriarch, who just sniffed, didn't think it was enough.

Started licking and nibbling.

Still rubbing on him.

Divine Lord Tianjin's originally cold face changed slightly.

Then he took advantage of the situation and pushed the drunken Qingyu Patriarch to the ground.

such a pain.

It reminded God Tianjin of a certain day thousands of years ago.

The consequences of his own indulgence.

It was also because of that time that the originally close relationship between him and the Qilin little prince became tense.

Although unwilling to admit it.

But he was the victim from beginning to end that day.

And the wrongdoer looks like he is the victim when he sobers up.

It really made God Tianjin puzzled.

But he didn't bother to pursue it.

Anyway, he will definitely not indulge the little unicorn again.

And the ancestor Qingyu who was pushed down was not in a hurry to get up.

Seeing him half-supporting his body wobbly, he blamed Tianjin Shenjun and said: "Well, you idiot, you are so incomprehensible in my ancestor's dream, you deserve to be a bachelor all your life!"

fool?

Bachelor?

Tianjin Shenjun's eyes with their own frost skills ignited two ice-in-fire.

Unexpectedly, in his dream, the little unicorn would slander his majestic leader like this!

Patriarch Qingyu, who really thought he was dreaming, sat down on the ground after accusing God Tianjin of being incomprehensible.

Staring at the forbearing God Lord Tianjin with misty eyes, he started a series of bombarding complaints with the strength of alcohol.

"You say you, the face is cold, the face is cold, why is the heart still so hard?"

"Just because others are different, you will be judged to be evil, and you will be stabbed to death by your sword. You say that you are a god, how can you be so narrow-minded?"

"Fortunately, the little milk cat is living happily now, otherwise, my ancestor would not even want to dream of you in his dreams, and he would be upset just looking at you!"

As he said that, Patriarch Qingyu pointed at God Tianjin and concluded, "Paranoid! Cold-blooded! Stubborn!"

After finishing speaking, Patriarch Qingyu, who drank strong wine and smelled the sober pill, fell directly to the ground.

Wake up sound asleep.

But Tianjin Shenjun stood by, with a complicated and ugly expression.

About the nine-tailed cat demon.

At least he is suspected of dereliction of duty.

It is inappropriate to dispose of an immortal who has cultivated the body of a true immortal without verification.

That's why he saw his little unicorn following the nine-tailed cat demon in the mortal world through the eyes of the sky, and he was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he hasn't intervened to deal with the cat demon so far.

He's already been wrong once.

It can't be wrong again.

It's just that he didn't expect that little Qilin would blame him so much.

But in front of me.

Divine Lord Tianjin was a little embarrassed.

He originally came to the Demon Realm to visit Zhanri Demon Emperor's roots unannounced.

Now that there is a drunk, should he be thrown here?

Or tied back to heaven?

Or, throw it back to the mundane world?

Just when Tianjin Shenjun hesitated with a cold face.

The sapphire patriarch sleeping on the ground closed his eyes again and muttered, "Don't stare at the back of the Emperor of Heaven all day long, look at me occasionally..."

"..."

on the other hand.

Mo Damao in the extremely shady land also encountered trouble.

After the color and color fish that Chun Rivet gave him were used up, Mo Damao thought about going to the Yin River to catch fish by himself.

As a cat, it must be a little fish catcher.

Therefore, Big Cat Mo turned into a nine-tailed kitten and came to the bank of the Yin River.

Unexpectedly, there are still many ghosts catching fish by the Yin River.

In the originally huge Yin River, if you catch yours, I catch mine, and nothing will happen.

But what is depressing is that some fish-catching ghosts locked their eyes on Mo Damao.

Nine-tailed cat.

It will definitely sell for a good price if you catch it.