Facial Paralysis God Raises a Cat

Cat Tail No. [-]

lazy cat

Desperation is probably the best word to describe Mo Xiaoyou's state after Tianyan.

What kind of silver butterfly, what fairy card, what is delicious, fun, and beautiful, Mo Xiaoyou lost his mind.

He is completely fascinated by the man in the phantom of the butterfly.

He couldn't understand, how could there be someone in this world who fit all his aesthetics, even though he was a man...

In fact, the simple-minded Mo Xiaoyou didn't have any messy thoughts.

It's all public, can you still pursue him?

Mo Xiaoyou felt that she just wanted to get to know that man.

Ask him if he likes cats, let him caress about his fur or something.

Of course, it would be even better if you could scratch your chin, hug your thigh, and sniff your nose...

"call--"

Not knowing what to think of, Mo Xiaoyou took a deep breath.

He sucked back the liquid in his nose that was about to rush.

I said silently in my heart: it's all public.

a hundred times.

Mo Xiaoyou's wish was beautiful, but the reality still hit her face.

The man in this phantom is just as big as the Yindie and his family's fairy card on the ladder back then. After disappearing, he can never be found again.

Almost every immortal in Chuyangtian told Mo Xiaoyou that it was a fantasy in his own mind, and the visual effect produced by the butterfly was originally an illusion.

Besides, there is no such person in the heavens.

With the lessons learned from Yindie and Xianpai, Mo Xiaoyou was very calm as a cat.

One is a hallucination, the other is an auditory hallucination, and the third is an illusion?

I really don't want to be calm.

Do you start sullen and suspicious of Maosheng, or do you counterattack and slap someone else in the face?

Obviously, Mo Xiaoyou would choose the latter.

So Mo Xiaoyou regrouped a month after the Heavenly Banquet.

He bid farewell to the blue and white fairy, determined not to return to his hometown if he could not find a beauty.

It caused Fairy Qinghua to knock his cat on the head hard.

Mo Xiaoyou, who is full of motivation, is so full of hope, his mind is full of hundreds of ways to strike up a conversation with a beauty and all kinds of ulterior wishes, and embarks on the journey of finding a beauty in the heaven.

What a hopeless cat.

It is said that Mo Xiaoyou does not have a fairy rank, but his fairy card has seven colors.

It also means that he can at least walk in and under the seventh heaven.

On this day, Mo Xiaoyou, who decided to search layer by layer, first came to the Second Heaven.

Unexpectedly, when Mo Xiaoyou turned around, he saw the Immortal Herald Linghua.

Speaking of which, Linghua can be regarded as a wonderful flower in the fairy family.

He was originally just the youngest son of a family of cultivators in the mortal world.

But because of his eloquence, he won the favor of his parents, and finally cultivated the body of a real fairy by relying on the accumulation of various natural materials and earth treasures.

However, because his own bones are not excellent, even after ascending to immortality, he still lacks aura, and after more than ten thousand years, he still only has the ability to be worthy of the second heaven.

It's just that later Tianjin Shenjun took a fancy to merits, and Linghua, who was never short of treasures, spent a lot of immortal treasures blending into the merit library. In the end, although the immortal rank rushed to the fifth level and even got a job as a herald, But due to the limitation of aura, most of the time he can only wander in the second heaven.Once it is higher than the second heaven, the Immortal Linghua will be rejected by the spiritual veins of the heavens and feel uncomfortable.

"Don't worry!"

As soon as Ling Hua saw Mo You looking around in the Second Heaven, he immediately shouted to stop him.

He has always been eloquent, but he is still brooding over the fact that Mo You's words made him blush.

In addition, at the heavenly banquet, Linghua often saw this little kitty shamelessly acting cute and coquettish behind a group of big fairies.

Among them was the Fairy Qiaoshan who he had spent all his financial resources on but could not impress...

Today, since he met him, Linghua didn't intend to simply let this little cat go.

Mo Xiaoyou showed a puzzled expression to the aggressive Linghua: "Huh?"

Want to ask Mo Xiaoyou's impression of Linghua?

That is no impression.

Recently, Mo Xiaoyou has too many things on her mind. This kind of Lu Xianjia is not very good-looking, so it is really difficult to make room in her mind to remember.

But anyway, Mo Xiaoyou's IQ will go online from time to time.

After a short period of doubt, he smiled slightly and asked politely: "May I ask this Shangxian what advice you have?"

The little boy is exquisite and has a cute smile. If he were any other fairy, he would probably be fooled by Mo Xiaoyou's appearance.

But this fairy is Linghua.

Linghua would not accept Mo Xiaoyou's tricks, and he had already attached various negative labels to this little cat in his heart.

So much so that the more Linghua sees Mo Xiaoyou's cute smile now, the annoyed he becomes.

"Don't worry about the cat demon, you, a little fairy of the first level, dare to go to the second level to act wildly, do you still have the rules of heaven in your eyes?"

As soon as Mo Xiaoyou heard the word "cat demon", her memory of Linghua was completely awakened.

It was this one.

"It seems that Linghua Shangxian is not only illiterate and illiterate, but also has bad eyesight."

"I'm standing right here, why should I say something wild?"

After saying that, Mo Xiaoyou saluted and continued: "If Shangxian has nothing else to do, Xiaoxian will leave."

He didn't go to the Second Heaven to get entangled with this guy, it was a waste of time for him to have a wonderful encounter with the beauty.

Just when Mo Xiaoyou turned around to leave, Linghua sneered calculatingly in his eyes.

He raised an indestructible vajra mask with one hand, and shouted at Mo Xiaoyou's back: "Bold cat monster, you are so cruel and disobedient, today I will escort you to the prison on behalf of the patrolling heavenly soldiers to make a warning to you!" Xiaoyou!"

The Immortal Vajra Cover is a magic weapon bestowed by God Tianjin.

Once it is covered, even the immortals of the fifth heaven cannot escape.

This is also Linghua's most powerful magic weapon. It seems that he is determined to make Mo Xiaoyou look bad.

As long as Mo Xiaoyou enters the sky prison, he will have many ways to put him on trumped-up charges. At that time, if Mo Xiaoyou thinks about it again, it will be harder than going to the sky.

However, Linghua, who has a smooth life and is easy to be a fairy, finally kicked the iron plate.

This iron plate is Mo Xiaoyou.

When the golden light of the Immortal Vajra Cover hit Mo Xiaoyou, trying to put him in the cover, Mo Xiaoyou seemed to have eyes behind his back, and turned sideways to avoid the attack of the golden light.

Then before Ling Hua wondered, Mo Xiaoyou appeared behind him with a smile on his face, and pinched the pulse gate of Ling Hua's right hand with one hand.

Mo Xiaoyou stretched her neck slightly, and slowly poked her head from behind the Immortal Linghua who dared not move.

He asked quietly, "Are you still playing?"

Not to mention how good Mo Xiaoyou's cultivation is, just because he has been able to dominate for many years in Jiuling Mountain without using magic, you can know how good he is.

As a cat, you can be lazy and ashamed of your practice.

But never fight without winning.

The eyes of Immortal Linghua who was pinched by the pulse gate were full of surprise.

He didn't expect that there would be a day when he would miss his Indestructible Vajra Shield.

And the target is a demon cultivator of the first level!

Although he was unwilling and a little scared, the Immortal Linghua was also an immortal who had seen strong winds and waves.

"Hmph, what can you do to me?"

Mo Xiaoyou pursed her lips, thinking that he really couldn't do anything to this annoying guy.

He still wants to find beauties in the heavens. He has ambitions, ideals and aspirations, but he has no backstage and no connections.

If you meet this villain at this time, it will definitely hinder his ambitions, ideals and ambitions, as well as his most important beauty.

So it can only be counted.

Sigh, to swallow my anger for the sake of a beauty, this feeling... very pure man...

Slightly great.

"Yeah, I can't do anything to you, but—"

As he said that, Mo Xiaoyou took advantage of his unpreparedness and snatched away the Immortal Vajra Mask from the hands of Immortal Hua Hua.

"Just give me this to play with."

"you--"

Linghua is in a hurry!

But when he felt that his pulse door was loosened, he couldn't see the figure of that little cat.

"hateful!"

"Don't worry, I want you to look good!"

The leader of Huaxian didn't believe that he, a celestial being of the second heaven and possessing many magic weapons, could not subdue a little cat of the first heaven!

At the same time, Mo Xiaoyou, who had already walked away, took out his seven-color fairy card from the Qiankun bag, held it in his hand and sighed: "Hey, it would be great if my little one was here, maybe he still Can you tell me on which day the beauty is located..."

After sighing, Mo Xiaoyou threw the fairy card back into the Qiankun bag with a little disgust.

After that, Mo Xiaoyou spent a month visiting the Second Heaven, the Third Heaven, the Fourth Heaven, the Fifth Heaven and the Sixth Heaven.

But still nothing.

The immortals of these days told Mo Xiaoyou that there was no such a man.

If it was what Mo Xiaoyou described, even if they only saw it once, they would definitely remember it, but if they didn't have it, they didn't.

The dejected Mo Xiaoyou was going to the Seventh Heaven to take another look.

And he thought depressingly, if there is no Seventh Heaven, what should we do?

Seventh Heaven is a watershed.

If a little fairy is not strong enough, he will be rejected by the spirit veins when he reaches the seventh heaven, and he will feel uncomfortable and cannot stay for a long time.

But above the Seventh Heaven, Eighth Heaven and Ninth Heaven, if you don’t have that cultivation level, you won’t be able to go up at all.

And the current Mo Xiaoyou is only at the seventh level of cultivation.

Hey, I'm really worried about Master Cat.

……

A certain emperor above the Nine Heavens is also worried.

And it is expressionless worry.

Last time, through the phantom produced by the butterfly, he revealed his real body to stimulate a certain cat.

In the end, the cat's cultivation base was not enough to look at, and he almost died after looking directly at his true self...

What a useless stupid cat.

A certain emperor made a rough calculation afterwards, and he needed at least the cultivation base of Jiuchongtian to be able to look directly at his true face without hurting his body.

Then the problem is coming.

How long will it take for that lazy cat who is too lazy to cultivate to become an immortal for 3000 years before reaching the strength of the Nine Heavens?

Hey, a certain emperor who thought about it, felt that he still had to blame himself.

That stupid bastard died because of a cat.

So a certain emperor used the last seed of life to create the species of nine-tailed cat, just to nourish the soul of that bastard.

Originally, the Nine-Tail Daomao could be directly defined as a heaven-defying creature with the strength of the Nine Heavens, but the more he thought about it, the more angry a certain emperor finally weakened it by two layers, just to punish a certain bastard, requiring him to work hard to be able to Come back to yourself.

But now it seems that a certain emperor seems to think too much...

Even if that bastard changed his body, his nature remained the same.

Not only teasing cats and dogs with flowers and grass, but also too lazy to eat, drink and sleep even if they become gods, there are many of them.

To get a cat like this is really intolerable to the Emperor of Heaven.