Don't you always blame the teachers for taking the physical education class?This is the right time to make up for you guys. " said the head teacher.
The class teacher is a middle-aged man in his 40s. He wears glasses and looks gentle. Unexpectedly, he has good physical strength and has been walking at the forefront of the class.
"Teacher, can it be the same? We can play basketball in physical education class, can we play here?"
"If you have the ball in your heart, you can play it naturally."
Before we even reached that monastery academy, the homeroom teacher had already started talking. Huang Shaotian suddenly felt that he couldn't continue the conversation like this, so his eyes flickered to Zheng Xuan who was behind him. Boys, shake again, there are a few girls whispering, shake again...
"Where did Yu Wenzhou go?" Huang Shaotian asked Zheng Xuan behind him.
"Where did Yu Wenzhou go?" Zheng Xuan turned around and asked another boy.
"Where did Yu Wenzhou go?!" The boy turned his head and howled.
A few minutes later, Huang Shaotian received the feedback.
Zheng Xuan leaned into Huang Shaotian's ear and whispered, "They said that your wife is at the end of the line, and she looks like she's going to faint at any moment."
Huang Shaotian was furious when he heard this, and shouted: "Zheng Xuan, you are fucking sick!"
Zheng Xuan was aggrieved, and thought to himself: What does it matter to me if they add fuel and vinegar?What's wrong with me conveying verbatim?
The homeroom teacher turned around quickly when he heard the voice, and was about to preach to Huang Shaotian, who was swearing, but he took a closer look, and there was no trace of Huang Shaotian.
When Huang Shaotian rushed to Yu Wenzhou's side against the flow of people, he saw that he was chatting passionately with a girl, and he looked like he was going to faint. He knew that those people were playing tricks on him, so he turned his head and left in anger.
Yu Wenzhou saw Huang Shaotian not far ahead, and called out, "Shaotian!"
Huang Shaotian gave a "tsk" and had no choice but to turn around, "What are you doing? Is there something wrong?"
Yu Wenzhou was puzzled, Huang Shaotian spent so much time looking for him, thinking that something was wrong with him.
"The squad leader made cookies, do you want to eat them?" Yu Wenzhou handed over the cookies that he hadn't bitten yet.
Huang Shaotian looked at the cookie, and at the squad leader who was out of breath, he didn't pick it up, but turned his head and continued walking, saying, "Hurry up, you can't keep up with the team, be careful of the mountain ghosts." I ate you all, I heard that mountain ghosts like sweet things the most, preferably a man and a woman... um..."
Yu Wenzhou chased after obediently, but not to keep up with the team, but to keep up with Huang Shaotian, and then stuffed the cookie into his mouth.
"It's not sweet, I don't like it." Yu Wenzhou whispered in Huang Shaotian's ear, and then stuffed a bag of cookies given by the squad leader.
Huang Shaotian had a cookie stuffed into his mouth, and he was holding a bag of cookies in his hand. Thinking of what he said just now, it’s not a good idea to eat it, or not to eat it, so he could only cover his suddenly hot ear and stand there waiting. After finishing speaking, Yu Wenzhou went to catch up with the team.
"Hee hee." The squad leader passed by Huang Shaotian, smiling with an incomprehensible expression on his face.
"Shaotian, if you don't leave, the mountain ghost will eat people. I heard that the mountain ghost likes to eat sweets the most. One man and one woman are not enough. Of course, the more the better, one counts as one, and they will eat them all..."
When Huang Shaotian chewed cookies and chased after him, Yu Wenzhou was still making up stories. When it came to the tenth round of the mountain ghost eating people, a group of people had already reached the top of the mountain, and the academy was right in front of them.
"Yu Wenzhou, the mountain ghost captured that pair of boys and girls, what happened next?" Huang Shaotian seized the time to ask Yu Wenzhou.
"If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the next breakdown."
"You are ruthless!" Huang Shaotian rudely stuffed the last piece of cookie into Yu Wenzhou's mouth, and then ran away angrily.
5. Chapter 5
——The night is long, let me make up a story to coax you.
--Depend on!
The Beijiao Academy is located in the barren mountains and wild mountains. There is only one temple in the surrounding buildings. On weekdays, the fragrance of Buddha is lingering, accompanied by the sound of bells. There are only two or three old masters in the courtyard, and they are also part-time monks.
"Amitabha."
"Goodness is goodness."
"I saw that the benefactor's bones are very strange, and I can see that he is a predestined person from the Buddhist family. Otherwise, don't go to the college entrance examination, stay and chant scriptures and chant Buddha with the poor monk, eat vegetarian food and play with cats. In time, you will surely be able to become a god, and the chickens and dogs will be restless .”
"Young Master Huang, you are cheating, you are talking about Taoist temples!"
"Amitabha, the immeasurable gods, the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, don't stick to trivial matters, practice both Buddhism and Taoism, beautiful ~ nourishing ~ nourishing ~"
Snapped!
A slap came over, hitting the hippie smiling Huang Shaotian on the back of the neck.
"Damn! There are always people who want to harm me!" Huang Shaotian turned his head, and was so frightened that he took three steps back and hid behind Yu Wenzhou.
Zheng Xuan, who was by his side, saw the homeroom teacher from a long distance away, and had long since hid away as nothing to do with himself.
Brothers are not as good as neighbors!Brothers are not as good as neighbors!
Huang Shaotian was crying in his heart, the homeroom teacher had already handed out the assigned room keys one by one.
But five keys, Huang Shaotian took one, Yu Wenzhou took one, Zheng Xuan took another, and the remaining two were distributed to the two girls.
"The academy is not big, and there are not many rooms, so you form a team of 7 to 8 people, sleep on the floor, and study by yourself after returning to your room. Don't make noise, and don't walk around at will, and you are not allowed to leave the academy alone. Tomorrow morning at 6:[-] at the gate Assemble, copy the text if you are late." The class teacher looked tired, and even distributed the keys to the few closest to him, and then let them fend for themselves after explaining a few words.
After the homeroom teacher left, Huang Shaotian grabbed Yu Wenzhou's key and quickly threw it to the other boys, then hooked Yu Wenzhou's shoulder and said, "I don't care, the story of the mountain ghost is not finished yet, let's continue it tonight."
"What ghost story? I want to hear it too!" Zheng Xuan hurriedly threw the key to the other boys, and quickly followed Huang Shaotian and the others.
"Is Yu Wenzhou going to tell a ghost story? I'm going too!"
"What? Is Yu Wenzhou going to pretend to be a ghost to scare people at night? I'll go and see!"
"What the hell? Yu Wenzhou pretended to be a scary ghost, scaring Huang Shao so much that he peed his pants? It turns out Huang Shao is afraid of ghosts. It's a rare spectacle in a thousand years. I have to go and see it!"
Huang Shaotian didn't know how they passed it on. Anyway, at 8 o'clock in the evening, a group of people with nothing to do huddled together in a room, preparing to listen to Yu Wenzhou's ghost story.
As for Yu Wenzhou, he chose the corner bunk early on and buried himself in the quilt to sleep.
"Yu Wenzhou won't talk about it, let's talk about it ourselves?" Someone suddenly suggested.
Huang Shaotian waved his hand in a moody manner, indicating that you are free to do so.
"Yu Wenzhou is asleep, should we change rooms?" Girls are girls, careful.
Huang Shaotian glanced at the unmovable Yu Wenzhou, and said, "Change the room."
So a group of people left again with a huff.
The weather in the mountains was unpredictable, the wind suddenly blew up after ten o'clock, and it rained not long after. Huang Shaotian walked out of the overcrowded room, wanting to pee, passing by his room, opened the door and took a look at Yu Wenzhou who was alone, It turned out that the quilt was lifted and the person was gone.
"This guy..." Huang Shaotian thought that Yu Wenzhou had also gone to the toilet, but he didn't see anyone there, so he quickly peed first, and then continued to look for someone.
The academy is really not that big, at least smaller than the ones seen on TV, Huang Shaotian went around in a short while, except for the backyard.
"Didn't you tell me not to let you wander around!" Huang Shaotian never expected that Yu Wenzhou, who is usually so obedient, would not listen to the teacher.
When Huang Shaotian walked to the backyard, Yu Wenzhou was sitting on the porch stroking the cat, a candle light beside him did not know where it came from, the fire swayed with the wind, reflecting the strings of water drops falling from the eaves red .
The little white cat lay obediently in the middle of Yu Wenzhou's legs, enjoying the gentle touch.
By the candlelight, Huang Shaotian saw the corner of Yu Wenzhou's upturned mouth, and the foot that was about to step forward suddenly stopped.
"Meow~" The little white cat seemed to be alert, raised its head and yelled towards the dark place.
Yu Wenzhou turned his head and saw Huang Shaotian hiding in the dark.
"What are you doing hiding behind the vase, are you trying to scare me?" Yu Wenzhou said, with a hint of a smile in his voice.
Huang Shaotian reluctantly showed up, stepped forward, picked up the little white cat from Yu Wenzhou's lap, and put it into his arms.
The little white cat was obviously frightened, it struggled and jumped out of Huang Shaotian's embrace, the moment it landed on all fours, it ran away without looking back.
"If you can't scare me, will you scare my cat away?"
"Is that your cat?" Huang Shaotian said angrily, and then sat down beside Yu Wenzhou, "Why don't you sleep well and come here?"
Yu Wenzhou stretched out his hand, stretched out his fingers, caught a drop of raindrops falling from the eaves, and said, "Ye Yu, the sound is disturbing." There was a deep sense of helplessness in his tone.
"Isn't your sleep too bad? If it were me, I wouldn't be able to shake it!" Huang Shaotian lost his shape after sitting for a while, lay down on the side, propped his head on one hand, and stretched out his left foot out of the entrance.
The raindrops kept falling on Huang Shaotian's calf. Yu Wenzhou couldn't stand it, so he pulled his leg back, and he got himself into trouble as a result.
"It's okay, just wipe my body, I'm not afraid of getting dirty." Huang Shaotian turned over and said while lying on his back.
Yu Wenzhou shook his hand, and then wiped Huang Shaotian's chest with the back of his hand, fearing that it might not be wiped clean, so he changed his palm again.
Suddenly, a strange feeling rose from Huang Shaotian's heart, and with a jolt, he grabbed Yu Wenzhou's hand that was still rubbing against his chest, and sat up abruptly.
Yu Wenzhou looked at him, his eyes flickering like flickering candles.
"Don't, don't wipe it."
"Oh."
Yu Wenzhou withdrew his hand, there were already red marks on his wrist.
Huang Shaotian also found out, he opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to apologize, so he had to close it again.
The rain gradually subsided, and after the strange feeling on his body faded, Huang Shaotian returned to normal, chatting with Yu Wenzhou about his fear of lightning in the past.
"Then how did you overcome it in the end?" Yu Wenzhou asked him after listening.
"Just look in the mirror and tell yourself that I'm not afraid, and then one day I'm really not afraid, hehe, isn't it amazing?"
Yu Wenzhou turned his head slightly to Huang Shaotian, looked at Huang Shaotian's slightly weird smiling face in the candlelight, and said slowly: "The mountain ghost didn't feel very happy after eating that pair of boys and girls..."
Huang Shaotian turned his head, his eyes full of doubts.
Yu Wenzhou ignored him, and said to the ticking raindrops, "Because it found out that the girl was also a teenager, and it felt that it was deceived by humans, so it became even more angry, so it ran to the village and grabbed the girl. the girl's parents."
I don't know what kind of impurity was burned, the candle flame suddenly jumped up, making a "cracking" sound.
Huang Shaotian couldn't help but sat down with Yu Wenzhou.
"The mountain ghost asked them why they did this. The poor old people were so scared that they couldn't speak clearly. They were about to be eaten by the angry mountain ghost. The little girl who was going to be sent as a sacrifice came out of the house. After running out, she cried and said that because she didn't want to die, she found a scapegoat, and said that the scapegoat was voluntary."
"Are you willing to be a sacrifice? Where can there be such a stupid person."
"Yeah, there is no such stupid person, but that boy is just so stupid."
"Picture what?"
"Picture what?" Yu Wenzhou paused, and seemed to sigh, "He doesn't know either."
"..."
"He only knew that in the spring of that year, flowers were blooming all over the field. Someone climbed up the branch and picked a flower for him. He told him that when you smiled, you were as beautiful as this peach blossom. As he said, he put the flower in the into the boy's ears."
"And then?" Huang Shaotian asked hastily, for fear that Yu Wenzhou would say again, "Foretelling what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down."
"The young man beat up the flower-giver until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. While beating him, he shouted, 'I'm a man, I'm a man'!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Yu Wenzhou glanced at Huang Shaotian, who was rolling around with a smile, and continued with a slight smile on his lips, "But the fight is over, but the young man knows that he is very happy, because there is no one in this world who can be like that." Treat him like the person who gave him flowers."
"he……"
"That's right, they like each other, they're a couple."
Huang Shaotian finally couldn't laugh anymore, he stood up, walked behind Yu Wenzhou several times, finally made up his mind, and said, "They are called homosexuals!"
"Ah."
"What about the mountain ghost that was agreed to eat people??? Why are you telling me stories about homosexuality???" Huang Shaotian scratched the hair on the back of his head, feeling irritated in his heart, but he couldn't explain where this emotion came from. Can only continue to pace back and forth.
Yu Wenzhou blew out the candle, stood up, stretched, and walked slowly towards the darkest place.
He said: "The night is long, let me make up a story to lull you."
"Depend on!"
6. Chapter 6
——The soldiers come to cover up the water and the soil, if it is really a human trafficker, beat him up, the three of us can't beat him alone?
——If it is really a human trafficker, beat him up, the two of you have done it to him alone.
Although Yu Wenzhou can sleep anywhere, but in fact, he really doesn't sleep well, especially when so many people sleep together, which makes him feel very worried when he wakes up the next day.
"Come on, open your mouth."
Yu Wenzhou yawned, and threw a candy into his mouth accurately.
"I brought a bag of candy, it has all kinds of flavors, enough for you to eat for a week." Huang Shaotian said, and grabbed a handful of candy from the plastic bag and put it into Yu Wenzhou's trousers pocket.
Yu Wenzhou touched his bulging pockets, and before he could say thank you, Huang Shaotian dragged him to the gate of the academy.
Practice, oh no, almost all the make-up students have come, and very few late risers, such as Yu Wenzhou, stepped on the spot and returned to the class team before the teacher counted the number of people.Then they lined up to go to the temple next door to have a breakfast of white steamed buns and white porridge, and visited the monks for a while to chant scriptures, and then they were rushed back to the academy to start the first day of make-up classes.
The whole process is no different from that in school. It is still doing papers, speaking papers, until lunch is served at noon, and one by one they get their lunch boxes and line up to go to the temple next door to get food. After eating a tasteless breakfast, the students originally thought that Lunch would be better, but it turned out that all the vegetarian feasts, everyone shouted on the teacher's boat.
The monks felt wronged, what kind of adventure made these high school students feel that they could eat meat in the monk's temple?Have you read all the books in vain?
The high school boys are full of blood, so they don't care about these things. For them, no matter where they go, meat is everything!
Self-cultivation?nonexistent!
"I heard that the class next door went to a fishing village by the sea and ate seafood every day. I'm really envious." Zheng Xuan held up his chopsticks, unable to start eating a bowl of steamed tofu.
Huang Shaotian is better than Zheng Xuan, he likes to eat soy products, it doesn't matter if the taste is light or not, it's best like sugar-free soy milk, he can eat bean flavor, he is satisfied.
Yu Wenzhou's taste is even more casual than Huang Shaotian's, there are only things he can't eat, and there is nothing he doesn't want to eat.Although this bowl of steamed tofu looks bland, it has a good taste, and there is a different kind of sweet taste in the mouth. I think the quality of the tofu is very good, and I shouldn't have diarrhea after eating it.
Zheng Xuan watched speechlessly as Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou poured tofu into the rice at the same time, mixed it at the same time, and finally ate it into their mouths at the same time. He almost wanted to send a pennant to the two of them, with four words written on it— —Model, fan, husband, wife.
So it's really not groundless that those unscrupulous people in the class are always making fun of the two of them.
But after thinking about it carefully, Zheng Xuan felt that the relationship between the two was actually not that close. Apart from often going home together after school, there seemed to be nothing particularly misleading.
But...why does it always feel weird?
"Zheng Xuan, do you still want to eat? Do you want to give it to me?"
"Put down my mushroom gluten, this is the only dish I think can go with rice."
As soon as Zheng Xuan finished speaking, Yu Wenzhou had already given Huang Shaotian his mushroom gluten.
"Brothers are not as good as neighbors, brothers are not as good as neighbors!" Huang Shaotian expressed grief, but returned the food to Yu Wenzhou, "It's a bit sweet, I don't like it."
"..." Zheng Xuan was completely speechless.
The afternoon is the time when you are most likely to feel sleepy, especially when the birds are chirping on the branches, the breeze is blowing outside the window, and the music from the next door is constant. Not to mention the students can't hold it, even the teacher is about to collapse.
"Cough! That's all for today, rest for 10 minutes, then gather at the gate of the academy, and copy the text when you are late."
The students were not very happy when they heard this, because they all had an intuition that today's practice is not over yet!
After 10 minutes, the teacher proved that everyone's intuition was not wrong with practical actions.
"The girls are in charge of collecting firewood, the boys are in charge of lighting the fire, uh...Huang Shaotian, come here."
Huang Shaotian walked over obediently, and let the teacher tell him what to do.
"You can say that, I have a very difficult task for you now."
"Teacher, is it still too late for me to be a quiet and handsome man?"
"Don't be poor."
"Oh."
"You, call two more boys later, and go down the mountain..."
"Isn't it?! It takes half an hour to climb up this mountain, and an hour to go back and forth. Teacher, you and I have no grievances, why did you choose me?" Huang Shaotian wailed, and a few students nearby listened. I laughed straight away.
"This class belongs to you with the best motor skills..."
"Does mouth movement count as exercise?"
The homeroom teacher who was interrupted repeatedly finally got angry and gave an order: "Now! Immediately! Immediately! Let's go!"
"Where are you going, teacher!!!" Huang Shaotian broke down.
"Supermarket! Purchase! We! Need meat!!!"
"Teacher! Where's the money!!!" Isn't it just louder than anyone else?
"Squad leader!!!!!!"
The squad leader stepped out, took out a few hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, and handed them to Huang Shaotian.
"This is the class fee, you are not allowed to use it all up, do you understand?!" The class teacher's voice was lowered, but the momentum remained undiminished.
"Teacher! What should I do if I run out!!!!" Huang Shaotian was purely venting, and the sound became louder.
"Next time, no matter how far it is, run for me, understand?" the head teacher laughed.
There seemed to be a cold mountain wind blowing behind him, Huang Shaotian straightened his back, and said solemnly: "I will live up to my trust."
"Very well, let's go."
As soon as the homeroom teacher waved his hand, Huang Shaotian immediately pulled him away and ran away. Halfway through, he slapped his head and turned around and said, "Why did I bring you here?"
Yu Wenzhou spread his hands.
Zheng Xuan on the side suddenly rolled his eyes.
More than half an hour later, the three of them managed to get down the mountain, worrying about how to get to the supermarket, but unexpectedly, a van stopped opposite at some time.
The driver opened the window and waved cheerfully at them, as if beckoning them to pass.
"This desolate country, won't abduct and sell us?" Zheng Xuan said worriedly.
"It was your homeroom teacher who called me to drive you to the supermarket. I'm his relative. Don't worry, kids!"
"Why does it sound more and more like a human trafficker's routine?" Zheng Xuan yanked at the corner of Huang Shaotian's clothes.
"The soldiers come to cover up the water and the earth. If it is really a human trafficker, beat him up. The three of us can't beat him alone?"
Yu Wenzhou listened and knew that Huang Shaotian's old problem was repeated, so he smiled and shook his head.
"Yu Wenzhou, what do you say?" Zheng Xuan obviously didn't count on Huang Shaotian anymore.
"If it's really a human trafficker, beat him up, the two of you have done it to him alone."
After Yu Wenzhou finished speaking, Huang Shaotian clapped his hands in applause, and then pulled each of them into the van.
Zheng Xuan thought that Huang Shaotian was more of a bandit than a bandit in Alexander's daily life. As for Yu Wenzhou, he was a human trafficker with a high IQ. With a single sentence, he drove everyone into a thief's boat, oh no, it was a thief's car.
Bandits and human traffickers, you are a perfect match!
Later, despite Zheng Xuan's brainstorming along the way, the kidnapping by human traffickers naturally did not happen.The uncle driver who claimed to be a relative of the homeroom teacher was also a very serious uncle. He not only took them to the supermarket, but also took them to the vegetable market. Personal rewards.
Because the task was done very well, the class teacher allowed them to wait for food without doing anything.Huang Shaotian, who was finally able to rest, immediately sat down on the spot, leaning on the back of Yu Wenzhou who had sat down earlier than him, and made a gesture of mourning for a long time before completely subsiding.
Looking at the students who were busy preparing for the barbecue, Huang Shaotian touched Yu Wenzhou's waist with his elbow and asked, "Are you okay? Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"
It took Yu Wenzhou a long time to answer him: "No." His voice was full of exhaustion.
"Don't lie to me!"
"I didn't lie to you, I fell asleep."
"Don't sleep, be careful of catching a cold."
"it is good."
The conversation ended here, and Zheng Xuan, who was dozing against a tree not far away, secretly opened one eye, and slowly moved behind the tree.
"Yu Wenzhou..." After holding back for a long time, Huang Shaotian spoke again.
"Ok?"
"It's okay, I'm calling you, I'm afraid you'll fall asleep again."
Yu Wenzhou didn't answer, but chuckled lightly.
"that……"
Seeing that he really had something to say, Yu Wenzhou straightened up and turned around.
Huang Shaotian still turned his back to him, and circled his index finger around a blade of grass. After he had circled an unknown number of times, he continued: "The story you told last night, in the end..."
"Shaotian wanted to ask those two teenagers if they were really eaten by mountain ghosts in the end?"
Huang Shaotian stopped all movements, and gave a soft "hmm".
Yu Wenzhou looked at the back of his head and said word by word, "Eat."
Huang Shaotian turned his head abruptly, with a look of disbelief.
7. Chapter 7
——It's so, so touching, Yu Wenzhou...
—I lied to you.
"Why did you let them die? This is a story you made up, can't you make it up a little more? Why...why did you let them die in the end?" Huang Shaotian couldn't hide his frantic look on his face, feeling that Yu Wenzhou Is playing him.
Yu Wenzhou looked at the rising smoke not far away, and said calmly: "The plot requires it."
"But if you die, you have nothing." Huang Shaotian still couldn't understand.
"You can't have anything in life."
"Didn't they love each other?"
"Of course they love each other, and even death cannot separate them."
"No, I always feel..." Huang Shaotian stood up, walked a few steps towards a tree next to him, then turned around and said, "I always feel that something is missing!"
"Shaotian, your intuition is really sharp." Yu Wenzhou smiled.
"It's not that I have a keen intuition, but that I know you too well, Yu Wenzhou. You just like it like this. You don't talk about half of what you say. It's the same with storytelling. You don't have a brain."
Yu Wenzhou stood up, patted the grass clippings on his fart, and said, "In life, you don't have to explain everything clearly. That would be too tiring."
"So you just let others guess and think, and let others get tired?"
"It's not..." Yu Wenzhou lowered his head, his voice was a little softer than before, "Mouths are on them, if you don't want to guess, you can ask them directly, if it doesn't work once, it's twice, if it doesn't work twice, it's three times... there is always one time , he will know the answer."
Huang Shaotian squinted his eyes, feeling that there was something in Yu Wenzhou's words, so he asked uncertainly, "Then I have a question to ask you now."
Yu Wenzhou raised his head, and at some point, his eyes were filled with stars.
Huang Shaotian looked at the sky, it turned out that it was night.
The ingredients for the barbecue were almost ready, and many students had gathered around the campfire with their friends, and the flames were so bright that they stained the night.
Zheng Xuan was still sitting behind the tree, smelling the smell of meat, very embarrassed.
"Why can't they be kept alive?"
Huang Shaotian's voice sounded again, and Zheng Xuan could feel that the tree seemed to disappear, and Huang Shaotian was right behind him, so he couldn't help but stop breathing.
"I'm afraid that their feelings won't allow them to survive in the world. It's better to die than to live."
"Is that how you feel about homosexuality?"
Zheng Xuan covered his mouth in fright.
"Young Master Huang! Let's eat! If we don't come again, we'll eat it up!"
No, the pair of teenagers in the story are just his wishful thinking. It is better to die than to live, but even death can't separate them, so why not a new life?
But Yu Wenzhou didn't intend to tell Huang Shaotian, because the current Huang Shaotian still doesn't understand, and when he understands, he will definitely ask himself again.
If it doesn't work once, it's twice, if it doesn't work twice, it's three times... One time, he will know the answer.
Huang Shaotian took one last look at Yu Wenzhou, there was a hint of annoyance in his eyes, but it might be an illusion after being stained by the flames, because as soon as he turned his head, Huang Shaotian ran towards the classmate who summoned him with a smile.
Zheng Xuan came out from behind the tree, looked at Yu Wenzhou who was standing there not knowing what he was thinking, gritted his teeth, and stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder.
"Let's go."
There was no surprise on Yu Wenzhou's face, he nodded and walked forward.
Zheng Xuan followed behind and shook his head.
Huang Shaotian didn't understand, but he, Zheng Xuan, did understand, it was really stressful.
After the barbecue meeting was over, the make-up class life in the next few days was a bit unremarkable, but one night, Yu Wenzhou had a whim and told a few ghost stories.Horror is hard to say, but it’s still very interesting, and it caused several people to ask him some details in the story the next day.
Yu Wenzhou didn't answer at first, and after asking too many questions, he picked out a few interested ones to answer, but seeing that those people were still tirelessly wanting to break the casserole and ask them to the end, he told them frankly: "The story is made up, even if the explanation is clear. Even the details are made up after the fact, which doesn’t make much sense.”
Perhaps Yu Wenzhou's tone was too serious when he said it, and everyone realized that Yu Wenzhou probably said that because he was annoyed by the question and was too embarrassed to refuse.
Huang Shaotian watched all this, and suddenly discovered that Yu Wenzhou was not just making up the story last time without thinking, but all the stories that passed his mouth were a virtue. relieved.
Yu Wenzhou didn't seem to notice, he still treated Huang Shaotian as before.
"Yu Wenzhou, you are so good at telling stories, and you are so good at liberal arts. Why didn't you go to the liberal arts class, but the science class? If you went to the liberal arts class, your grades would be better than now, right?"
During the lunch break, the squad leader saw Yu Wenzhou sitting at the entrance of the academy teasing the cat, so he sat down.
Yu Wenzhou teased the cat for a while, and then said: "When I was young, my mother asked me to follow Shaotian, and I got used to it."
The squad leader laughed, looked up at the blue sky, and said, "Follow, you won't be able to tolerate other people."
Yu Wenzhou looked at her sideways, was stunned for a few seconds, and then smiled, "Yes, and no."
"Ok?"
"When I was young, I was used to walking behind with my head down, until one day, when I looked up, I saw a figure walking in front with his head held high, sometimes laughing and dancing, I was very curious about this What kind of scenery in front of the figure can make him so happy? Later, I knew."
"What do you know?"
"Actually, there's nothing to look at... I became the one walking in front, and I'll never see him again." Yu Wenzhou paused, as if hesitating, and he spoke again after a long while, "I... I really want to be the scenery he wants to see, so I walk in front of him, but occasionally, I still want to see him, so I sit behind him again."
After Yu Wenzhou finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the monitor, but he didn't expect that the monitor had tears in his eyes, with an expression that was so moved that he was about to cry.
"It's so touching, Yu Wenzhou..."
Before the squad leader's tears were about to burst, Yu Wenzhou suddenly grinned and said, "I lied to you."
Perhaps it was because Yu Wenzhou's laughter was too hearty, the squad leader couldn't tell whether the words were true or not, and he didn't know whether to take back the tears that were half shed.
In the end, the squad leader became furious and yelled, "Yu Wenzhou! You have gone too far!"
But Yu Wenzhou said indifferently: "I just told a story you want to hear, didn't I?"
The squad leader was speechless and choked up. At first he wanted to explode, but seeing Yu Wenzhou, who had lost his smile, looked so indifferent that he was not as gentle and amiable as usual. He couldn't help doubting the veracity of that story again.
At this time, Yu Wenzhou stepped into the academy and said, "Class is about to start, let's go in."
"Oh."
Seeing the two entered the academy, Huang Shaotian and Zheng Xuan who were hiding in the corner dared to come out.
"Ha, Yu Wenzhou dares to lie to the squad leader, and his heart is too dirty!" Zheng Xuan secretly observed Huang Shaotian while looking for something to say.
There was no expression on Huang Shaotian's face, until the two figures could no longer be seen in the academy, he smiled a little, and said to Zheng Xuan: "He is so good at making up stories, why doesn't he write novels?"
After leaving these words, Huang Shaotian also strode into the academy.
Looking at the hurried figure in front of him, Zheng Xuan felt that the pressure was not only overwhelming, but he was about to cross the mountain and break through the sky!
A week passed quickly, and the students who felt that there was nothing to love when they came, felt a little nostalgic when they left.
"Although Su Zhai is really tasteless, the white rice is really delicious."
"I heard that there is an extremely beautiful fairy sister living in the back mountain, but I have to leave before I have a chance to see her beauty, alas!"
"Amitabha, good and good, I will definitely come again in my lifetime!"
Before the students could finish expressing their emotions, the head teacher chased them away.
"Buddhist pure land, don't talk nonsense, don't disturb the place where you are practicing, go down the mountain quickly!"
As a result, each student was driven down the mountain like ducks, and two buses waited for a long time.After the students got on the bus, the teacher counted the number of students again, and after confirming that there were no omissions, he urged the driver to set off.
Huang Shaotian was sitting on the last seat of the car, he turned his head and glanced at the big glass behind him, seeing that the mountain scenery that he complained about [-] times was getting farther and farther away, he was suddenly moved.
"Where in life do not meet, where in the world is there a feast that never ends."
Yu Wenzhou beside him heard his muttering and turned his head to look.
"I suddenly understood..." Huang Shaotian sat upright, "Although the pair of teenagers are dead, at least they are still together. There are too many variables when they are alive. Maybe one day, they will no longer love each other or be killed by other people. Split up, in that case, it would be better to die together."
Yu Wenzhou pursed his lips and said nothing.
"But life is interesting because there are too many variables!" After pondering for a moment, Huang Shaotian suddenly became excited again.
Looking at the smile on his face, the white and neat teeth gleaming in the sun, and there seemed to be some kind of energy in his eyes, Yu Wenzhou smiled silently, but still didn't speak.
After being excited for a while, Huang Shaocai slowly regained his composure, and turned to Yu Wenzhou and said, "Not all stories have to be sad to be beautiful. The stories you tell are just like your people. If you make it up, try another ending, I want to hear it."
What ending did Huang Shaotian want to hear?
Yu Wenzhou closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
"Come, come, let me lend you my shoulder."
In the darkness, Yu Wenzhou felt a hand touching his face, it was light and warm.
Leaning on Huang Shaotian's shoulder, Yu Wenzhou couldn't help thinking: What kind of ending would Shaotian want to hear...?
He is like a little sun, and the ending he probably wants to hear is the same as most people, it should be a particularly happy ending, right?
Huang Shaotian saw the corners of Yu Wenzhou's mouth slightly raised, and his breathing was long. He was curious for a moment, not knowing what kind of dream this person was having right now, but he was even more curious about this guy who can sleep anywhere but wakes up very easily. , Sitting on the bumpy and rickety bus at this moment, how can you sleep so soundly?
Thinking about it, Huang Shaotian slowly fell asleep.
8. Chapter 8
——Yu Wenzhou, are you asleep?
--Um.
I haven't finished this story yet.
For Huang Shaotian, the mountain ghost ate the pair of teenagers, which may have been the end, but Yu Wenzhou, who made up the story, knew it clearly, and he didn't have time to tell Huang Shaotian that the story was actually not over yet.
So, what is the real ending?
Will Shaotian like the ending?
Will this be the ending he wants to see?
Yu Wenzhou didn't know, and neither did Huang Shaotian.
Prospective high school seniors were told on the last day of make-up classes that school would start a week earlier than other students.
It sounds nice to call it the beginning of school, but in fact it is still a make-up class.
Huang Shaotian was lying on the desk with a lollipop in his mouth, fiddling with boredom.
"Young Master Huang!"
A playful female voice suddenly sounded next to his ear, scaring Huang Shaotian almost to spit out the lollipop.
"Huang Shao, Huang Shao, what do you think this is???" The squad leader was obviously not conscious of scaring people, and was flipping through a magazine with a look of excitement.
Huang Shaotian sat upright, waiting for the monitor to put the flipped magazine on his desk, then he took a closer look, and instantly saw the word "mountain ghost" in the article.
"Look quickly, isn't it..." The squad leader's voice became softer, but the excitement on his face became more and more obvious.
Huang Shaotian frowned and glanced at the monitor.
About the story of the mountain ghost, apart from myself, only the squad leader has heard it.However, what the squad leader heard was the unfinished version, but he knew the ending.
Leaving aside that the teenagers are gay, this story is the most naked BE, why is the monitor so excited?Could it be that the squad leader also likes that ending?
Out of curiosity, Huang Shaotian read the whole story again, and found that after re-polishing, the plot became more complete. As for the ending...
"Huh?" Huang Shaotian rubbed his eyes, thinking that he might have misread.
"The pair of teenagers came to the underworld after they died, and they secretly poured out the Mengpo soup in order to be together in the next life. When they fell into reincarnation, they held hands and refused to let go. They agreed that no matter how far apart they were, they would find each other. ...Ah! Sajia's life is worth it!"
Huang Shaotian was frightened again, feeling that the squad leader's style of painting today is not right.
"Young Master Huang, you know that, right?"
"what?"
"The author of this article." The monitor looked at Huang Shaotian expectantly.
Huang Shaotian looked at the signature on the back of the article, and said, "So... Kesar?"
"No!" The squad leader closed the magazine and said excitedly, "It's Yu Wenzhou! Yu Wenzhou!"
"So?" Huang Shaotian wasn't as excited as the squad leader showed, probably because he thought it was expected that Yu Wenzhou was so good at telling stories, so he didn't think it was strange.
"Do you know what type of magazine this is?"
Huang Shaotian glanced at the two boys with their shoulders crossed on the cover, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"It's Danmei!" The squad leader covered his mouth and said, afraid that if he got excited, the volume would be overloaded.
Even if Huang Shaotian could have guessed that Yu Wenzhou was writing novels, he never expected that he would choose this type of magazine.
Tanmei - Huang Shaotian is not familiar with it, but it doesn't mean he doesn't know.
"Just, is that kind? Men...and men, that kind?"
The squad leader nodded sharply.
Now, Huang Shaotian was finally a little excited, but his point was not the same as that of the monitor.
The class teacher is a middle-aged man in his 40s. He wears glasses and looks gentle. Unexpectedly, he has good physical strength and has been walking at the forefront of the class.
"Teacher, can it be the same? We can play basketball in physical education class, can we play here?"
"If you have the ball in your heart, you can play it naturally."
Before we even reached that monastery academy, the homeroom teacher had already started talking. Huang Shaotian suddenly felt that he couldn't continue the conversation like this, so his eyes flickered to Zheng Xuan who was behind him. Boys, shake again, there are a few girls whispering, shake again...
"Where did Yu Wenzhou go?" Huang Shaotian asked Zheng Xuan behind him.
"Where did Yu Wenzhou go?" Zheng Xuan turned around and asked another boy.
"Where did Yu Wenzhou go?!" The boy turned his head and howled.
A few minutes later, Huang Shaotian received the feedback.
Zheng Xuan leaned into Huang Shaotian's ear and whispered, "They said that your wife is at the end of the line, and she looks like she's going to faint at any moment."
Huang Shaotian was furious when he heard this, and shouted: "Zheng Xuan, you are fucking sick!"
Zheng Xuan was aggrieved, and thought to himself: What does it matter to me if they add fuel and vinegar?What's wrong with me conveying verbatim?
The homeroom teacher turned around quickly when he heard the voice, and was about to preach to Huang Shaotian, who was swearing, but he took a closer look, and there was no trace of Huang Shaotian.
When Huang Shaotian rushed to Yu Wenzhou's side against the flow of people, he saw that he was chatting passionately with a girl, and he looked like he was going to faint. He knew that those people were playing tricks on him, so he turned his head and left in anger.
Yu Wenzhou saw Huang Shaotian not far ahead, and called out, "Shaotian!"
Huang Shaotian gave a "tsk" and had no choice but to turn around, "What are you doing? Is there something wrong?"
Yu Wenzhou was puzzled, Huang Shaotian spent so much time looking for him, thinking that something was wrong with him.
"The squad leader made cookies, do you want to eat them?" Yu Wenzhou handed over the cookies that he hadn't bitten yet.
Huang Shaotian looked at the cookie, and at the squad leader who was out of breath, he didn't pick it up, but turned his head and continued walking, saying, "Hurry up, you can't keep up with the team, be careful of the mountain ghosts." I ate you all, I heard that mountain ghosts like sweet things the most, preferably a man and a woman... um..."
Yu Wenzhou chased after obediently, but not to keep up with the team, but to keep up with Huang Shaotian, and then stuffed the cookie into his mouth.
"It's not sweet, I don't like it." Yu Wenzhou whispered in Huang Shaotian's ear, and then stuffed a bag of cookies given by the squad leader.
Huang Shaotian had a cookie stuffed into his mouth, and he was holding a bag of cookies in his hand. Thinking of what he said just now, it’s not a good idea to eat it, or not to eat it, so he could only cover his suddenly hot ear and stand there waiting. After finishing speaking, Yu Wenzhou went to catch up with the team.
"Hee hee." The squad leader passed by Huang Shaotian, smiling with an incomprehensible expression on his face.
"Shaotian, if you don't leave, the mountain ghost will eat people. I heard that the mountain ghost likes to eat sweets the most. One man and one woman are not enough. Of course, the more the better, one counts as one, and they will eat them all..."
When Huang Shaotian chewed cookies and chased after him, Yu Wenzhou was still making up stories. When it came to the tenth round of the mountain ghost eating people, a group of people had already reached the top of the mountain, and the academy was right in front of them.
"Yu Wenzhou, the mountain ghost captured that pair of boys and girls, what happened next?" Huang Shaotian seized the time to ask Yu Wenzhou.
"If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the next breakdown."
"You are ruthless!" Huang Shaotian rudely stuffed the last piece of cookie into Yu Wenzhou's mouth, and then ran away angrily.
5. Chapter 5
——The night is long, let me make up a story to coax you.
--Depend on!
The Beijiao Academy is located in the barren mountains and wild mountains. There is only one temple in the surrounding buildings. On weekdays, the fragrance of Buddha is lingering, accompanied by the sound of bells. There are only two or three old masters in the courtyard, and they are also part-time monks.
"Amitabha."
"Goodness is goodness."
"I saw that the benefactor's bones are very strange, and I can see that he is a predestined person from the Buddhist family. Otherwise, don't go to the college entrance examination, stay and chant scriptures and chant Buddha with the poor monk, eat vegetarian food and play with cats. In time, you will surely be able to become a god, and the chickens and dogs will be restless .”
"Young Master Huang, you are cheating, you are talking about Taoist temples!"
"Amitabha, the immeasurable gods, the sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, don't stick to trivial matters, practice both Buddhism and Taoism, beautiful ~ nourishing ~ nourishing ~"
Snapped!
A slap came over, hitting the hippie smiling Huang Shaotian on the back of the neck.
"Damn! There are always people who want to harm me!" Huang Shaotian turned his head, and was so frightened that he took three steps back and hid behind Yu Wenzhou.
Zheng Xuan, who was by his side, saw the homeroom teacher from a long distance away, and had long since hid away as nothing to do with himself.
Brothers are not as good as neighbors!Brothers are not as good as neighbors!
Huang Shaotian was crying in his heart, the homeroom teacher had already handed out the assigned room keys one by one.
But five keys, Huang Shaotian took one, Yu Wenzhou took one, Zheng Xuan took another, and the remaining two were distributed to the two girls.
"The academy is not big, and there are not many rooms, so you form a team of 7 to 8 people, sleep on the floor, and study by yourself after returning to your room. Don't make noise, and don't walk around at will, and you are not allowed to leave the academy alone. Tomorrow morning at 6:[-] at the gate Assemble, copy the text if you are late." The class teacher looked tired, and even distributed the keys to the few closest to him, and then let them fend for themselves after explaining a few words.
After the homeroom teacher left, Huang Shaotian grabbed Yu Wenzhou's key and quickly threw it to the other boys, then hooked Yu Wenzhou's shoulder and said, "I don't care, the story of the mountain ghost is not finished yet, let's continue it tonight."
"What ghost story? I want to hear it too!" Zheng Xuan hurriedly threw the key to the other boys, and quickly followed Huang Shaotian and the others.
"Is Yu Wenzhou going to tell a ghost story? I'm going too!"
"What? Is Yu Wenzhou going to pretend to be a ghost to scare people at night? I'll go and see!"
"What the hell? Yu Wenzhou pretended to be a scary ghost, scaring Huang Shao so much that he peed his pants? It turns out Huang Shao is afraid of ghosts. It's a rare spectacle in a thousand years. I have to go and see it!"
Huang Shaotian didn't know how they passed it on. Anyway, at 8 o'clock in the evening, a group of people with nothing to do huddled together in a room, preparing to listen to Yu Wenzhou's ghost story.
As for Yu Wenzhou, he chose the corner bunk early on and buried himself in the quilt to sleep.
"Yu Wenzhou won't talk about it, let's talk about it ourselves?" Someone suddenly suggested.
Huang Shaotian waved his hand in a moody manner, indicating that you are free to do so.
"Yu Wenzhou is asleep, should we change rooms?" Girls are girls, careful.
Huang Shaotian glanced at the unmovable Yu Wenzhou, and said, "Change the room."
So a group of people left again with a huff.
The weather in the mountains was unpredictable, the wind suddenly blew up after ten o'clock, and it rained not long after. Huang Shaotian walked out of the overcrowded room, wanting to pee, passing by his room, opened the door and took a look at Yu Wenzhou who was alone, It turned out that the quilt was lifted and the person was gone.
"This guy..." Huang Shaotian thought that Yu Wenzhou had also gone to the toilet, but he didn't see anyone there, so he quickly peed first, and then continued to look for someone.
The academy is really not that big, at least smaller than the ones seen on TV, Huang Shaotian went around in a short while, except for the backyard.
"Didn't you tell me not to let you wander around!" Huang Shaotian never expected that Yu Wenzhou, who is usually so obedient, would not listen to the teacher.
When Huang Shaotian walked to the backyard, Yu Wenzhou was sitting on the porch stroking the cat, a candle light beside him did not know where it came from, the fire swayed with the wind, reflecting the strings of water drops falling from the eaves red .
The little white cat lay obediently in the middle of Yu Wenzhou's legs, enjoying the gentle touch.
By the candlelight, Huang Shaotian saw the corner of Yu Wenzhou's upturned mouth, and the foot that was about to step forward suddenly stopped.
"Meow~" The little white cat seemed to be alert, raised its head and yelled towards the dark place.
Yu Wenzhou turned his head and saw Huang Shaotian hiding in the dark.
"What are you doing hiding behind the vase, are you trying to scare me?" Yu Wenzhou said, with a hint of a smile in his voice.
Huang Shaotian reluctantly showed up, stepped forward, picked up the little white cat from Yu Wenzhou's lap, and put it into his arms.
The little white cat was obviously frightened, it struggled and jumped out of Huang Shaotian's embrace, the moment it landed on all fours, it ran away without looking back.
"If you can't scare me, will you scare my cat away?"
"Is that your cat?" Huang Shaotian said angrily, and then sat down beside Yu Wenzhou, "Why don't you sleep well and come here?"
Yu Wenzhou stretched out his hand, stretched out his fingers, caught a drop of raindrops falling from the eaves, and said, "Ye Yu, the sound is disturbing." There was a deep sense of helplessness in his tone.
"Isn't your sleep too bad? If it were me, I wouldn't be able to shake it!" Huang Shaotian lost his shape after sitting for a while, lay down on the side, propped his head on one hand, and stretched out his left foot out of the entrance.
The raindrops kept falling on Huang Shaotian's calf. Yu Wenzhou couldn't stand it, so he pulled his leg back, and he got himself into trouble as a result.
"It's okay, just wipe my body, I'm not afraid of getting dirty." Huang Shaotian turned over and said while lying on his back.
Yu Wenzhou shook his hand, and then wiped Huang Shaotian's chest with the back of his hand, fearing that it might not be wiped clean, so he changed his palm again.
Suddenly, a strange feeling rose from Huang Shaotian's heart, and with a jolt, he grabbed Yu Wenzhou's hand that was still rubbing against his chest, and sat up abruptly.
Yu Wenzhou looked at him, his eyes flickering like flickering candles.
"Don't, don't wipe it."
"Oh."
Yu Wenzhou withdrew his hand, there were already red marks on his wrist.
Huang Shaotian also found out, he opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to apologize, so he had to close it again.
The rain gradually subsided, and after the strange feeling on his body faded, Huang Shaotian returned to normal, chatting with Yu Wenzhou about his fear of lightning in the past.
"Then how did you overcome it in the end?" Yu Wenzhou asked him after listening.
"Just look in the mirror and tell yourself that I'm not afraid, and then one day I'm really not afraid, hehe, isn't it amazing?"
Yu Wenzhou turned his head slightly to Huang Shaotian, looked at Huang Shaotian's slightly weird smiling face in the candlelight, and said slowly: "The mountain ghost didn't feel very happy after eating that pair of boys and girls..."
Huang Shaotian turned his head, his eyes full of doubts.
Yu Wenzhou ignored him, and said to the ticking raindrops, "Because it found out that the girl was also a teenager, and it felt that it was deceived by humans, so it became even more angry, so it ran to the village and grabbed the girl. the girl's parents."
I don't know what kind of impurity was burned, the candle flame suddenly jumped up, making a "cracking" sound.
Huang Shaotian couldn't help but sat down with Yu Wenzhou.
"The mountain ghost asked them why they did this. The poor old people were so scared that they couldn't speak clearly. They were about to be eaten by the angry mountain ghost. The little girl who was going to be sent as a sacrifice came out of the house. After running out, she cried and said that because she didn't want to die, she found a scapegoat, and said that the scapegoat was voluntary."
"Are you willing to be a sacrifice? Where can there be such a stupid person."
"Yeah, there is no such stupid person, but that boy is just so stupid."
"Picture what?"
"Picture what?" Yu Wenzhou paused, and seemed to sigh, "He doesn't know either."
"..."
"He only knew that in the spring of that year, flowers were blooming all over the field. Someone climbed up the branch and picked a flower for him. He told him that when you smiled, you were as beautiful as this peach blossom. As he said, he put the flower in the into the boy's ears."
"And then?" Huang Shaotian asked hastily, for fear that Yu Wenzhou would say again, "Foretelling what will happen next, please listen to the next chapter to break it down."
"The young man beat up the flower-giver until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. While beating him, he shouted, 'I'm a man, I'm a man'!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Yu Wenzhou glanced at Huang Shaotian, who was rolling around with a smile, and continued with a slight smile on his lips, "But the fight is over, but the young man knows that he is very happy, because there is no one in this world who can be like that." Treat him like the person who gave him flowers."
"he……"
"That's right, they like each other, they're a couple."
Huang Shaotian finally couldn't laugh anymore, he stood up, walked behind Yu Wenzhou several times, finally made up his mind, and said, "They are called homosexuals!"
"Ah."
"What about the mountain ghost that was agreed to eat people??? Why are you telling me stories about homosexuality???" Huang Shaotian scratched the hair on the back of his head, feeling irritated in his heart, but he couldn't explain where this emotion came from. Can only continue to pace back and forth.
Yu Wenzhou blew out the candle, stood up, stretched, and walked slowly towards the darkest place.
He said: "The night is long, let me make up a story to lull you."
"Depend on!"
6. Chapter 6
——The soldiers come to cover up the water and the soil, if it is really a human trafficker, beat him up, the three of us can't beat him alone?
——If it is really a human trafficker, beat him up, the two of you have done it to him alone.
Although Yu Wenzhou can sleep anywhere, but in fact, he really doesn't sleep well, especially when so many people sleep together, which makes him feel very worried when he wakes up the next day.
"Come on, open your mouth."
Yu Wenzhou yawned, and threw a candy into his mouth accurately.
"I brought a bag of candy, it has all kinds of flavors, enough for you to eat for a week." Huang Shaotian said, and grabbed a handful of candy from the plastic bag and put it into Yu Wenzhou's trousers pocket.
Yu Wenzhou touched his bulging pockets, and before he could say thank you, Huang Shaotian dragged him to the gate of the academy.
Practice, oh no, almost all the make-up students have come, and very few late risers, such as Yu Wenzhou, stepped on the spot and returned to the class team before the teacher counted the number of people.Then they lined up to go to the temple next door to have a breakfast of white steamed buns and white porridge, and visited the monks for a while to chant scriptures, and then they were rushed back to the academy to start the first day of make-up classes.
The whole process is no different from that in school. It is still doing papers, speaking papers, until lunch is served at noon, and one by one they get their lunch boxes and line up to go to the temple next door to get food. After eating a tasteless breakfast, the students originally thought that Lunch would be better, but it turned out that all the vegetarian feasts, everyone shouted on the teacher's boat.
The monks felt wronged, what kind of adventure made these high school students feel that they could eat meat in the monk's temple?Have you read all the books in vain?
The high school boys are full of blood, so they don't care about these things. For them, no matter where they go, meat is everything!
Self-cultivation?nonexistent!
"I heard that the class next door went to a fishing village by the sea and ate seafood every day. I'm really envious." Zheng Xuan held up his chopsticks, unable to start eating a bowl of steamed tofu.
Huang Shaotian is better than Zheng Xuan, he likes to eat soy products, it doesn't matter if the taste is light or not, it's best like sugar-free soy milk, he can eat bean flavor, he is satisfied.
Yu Wenzhou's taste is even more casual than Huang Shaotian's, there are only things he can't eat, and there is nothing he doesn't want to eat.Although this bowl of steamed tofu looks bland, it has a good taste, and there is a different kind of sweet taste in the mouth. I think the quality of the tofu is very good, and I shouldn't have diarrhea after eating it.
Zheng Xuan watched speechlessly as Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou poured tofu into the rice at the same time, mixed it at the same time, and finally ate it into their mouths at the same time. He almost wanted to send a pennant to the two of them, with four words written on it— —Model, fan, husband, wife.
So it's really not groundless that those unscrupulous people in the class are always making fun of the two of them.
But after thinking about it carefully, Zheng Xuan felt that the relationship between the two was actually not that close. Apart from often going home together after school, there seemed to be nothing particularly misleading.
But...why does it always feel weird?
"Zheng Xuan, do you still want to eat? Do you want to give it to me?"
"Put down my mushroom gluten, this is the only dish I think can go with rice."
As soon as Zheng Xuan finished speaking, Yu Wenzhou had already given Huang Shaotian his mushroom gluten.
"Brothers are not as good as neighbors, brothers are not as good as neighbors!" Huang Shaotian expressed grief, but returned the food to Yu Wenzhou, "It's a bit sweet, I don't like it."
"..." Zheng Xuan was completely speechless.
The afternoon is the time when you are most likely to feel sleepy, especially when the birds are chirping on the branches, the breeze is blowing outside the window, and the music from the next door is constant. Not to mention the students can't hold it, even the teacher is about to collapse.
"Cough! That's all for today, rest for 10 minutes, then gather at the gate of the academy, and copy the text when you are late."
The students were not very happy when they heard this, because they all had an intuition that today's practice is not over yet!
After 10 minutes, the teacher proved that everyone's intuition was not wrong with practical actions.
"The girls are in charge of collecting firewood, the boys are in charge of lighting the fire, uh...Huang Shaotian, come here."
Huang Shaotian walked over obediently, and let the teacher tell him what to do.
"You can say that, I have a very difficult task for you now."
"Teacher, is it still too late for me to be a quiet and handsome man?"
"Don't be poor."
"Oh."
"You, call two more boys later, and go down the mountain..."
"Isn't it?! It takes half an hour to climb up this mountain, and an hour to go back and forth. Teacher, you and I have no grievances, why did you choose me?" Huang Shaotian wailed, and a few students nearby listened. I laughed straight away.
"This class belongs to you with the best motor skills..."
"Does mouth movement count as exercise?"
The homeroom teacher who was interrupted repeatedly finally got angry and gave an order: "Now! Immediately! Immediately! Let's go!"
"Where are you going, teacher!!!" Huang Shaotian broke down.
"Supermarket! Purchase! We! Need meat!!!"
"Teacher! Where's the money!!!" Isn't it just louder than anyone else?
"Squad leader!!!!!!"
The squad leader stepped out, took out a few hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, and handed them to Huang Shaotian.
"This is the class fee, you are not allowed to use it all up, do you understand?!" The class teacher's voice was lowered, but the momentum remained undiminished.
"Teacher! What should I do if I run out!!!!" Huang Shaotian was purely venting, and the sound became louder.
"Next time, no matter how far it is, run for me, understand?" the head teacher laughed.
There seemed to be a cold mountain wind blowing behind him, Huang Shaotian straightened his back, and said solemnly: "I will live up to my trust."
"Very well, let's go."
As soon as the homeroom teacher waved his hand, Huang Shaotian immediately pulled him away and ran away. Halfway through, he slapped his head and turned around and said, "Why did I bring you here?"
Yu Wenzhou spread his hands.
Zheng Xuan on the side suddenly rolled his eyes.
More than half an hour later, the three of them managed to get down the mountain, worrying about how to get to the supermarket, but unexpectedly, a van stopped opposite at some time.
The driver opened the window and waved cheerfully at them, as if beckoning them to pass.
"This desolate country, won't abduct and sell us?" Zheng Xuan said worriedly.
"It was your homeroom teacher who called me to drive you to the supermarket. I'm his relative. Don't worry, kids!"
"Why does it sound more and more like a human trafficker's routine?" Zheng Xuan yanked at the corner of Huang Shaotian's clothes.
"The soldiers come to cover up the water and the earth. If it is really a human trafficker, beat him up. The three of us can't beat him alone?"
Yu Wenzhou listened and knew that Huang Shaotian's old problem was repeated, so he smiled and shook his head.
"Yu Wenzhou, what do you say?" Zheng Xuan obviously didn't count on Huang Shaotian anymore.
"If it's really a human trafficker, beat him up, the two of you have done it to him alone."
After Yu Wenzhou finished speaking, Huang Shaotian clapped his hands in applause, and then pulled each of them into the van.
Zheng Xuan thought that Huang Shaotian was more of a bandit than a bandit in Alexander's daily life. As for Yu Wenzhou, he was a human trafficker with a high IQ. With a single sentence, he drove everyone into a thief's boat, oh no, it was a thief's car.
Bandits and human traffickers, you are a perfect match!
Later, despite Zheng Xuan's brainstorming along the way, the kidnapping by human traffickers naturally did not happen.The uncle driver who claimed to be a relative of the homeroom teacher was also a very serious uncle. He not only took them to the supermarket, but also took them to the vegetable market. Personal rewards.
Because the task was done very well, the class teacher allowed them to wait for food without doing anything.Huang Shaotian, who was finally able to rest, immediately sat down on the spot, leaning on the back of Yu Wenzhou who had sat down earlier than him, and made a gesture of mourning for a long time before completely subsiding.
Looking at the students who were busy preparing for the barbecue, Huang Shaotian touched Yu Wenzhou's waist with his elbow and asked, "Are you okay? Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?"
It took Yu Wenzhou a long time to answer him: "No." His voice was full of exhaustion.
"Don't lie to me!"
"I didn't lie to you, I fell asleep."
"Don't sleep, be careful of catching a cold."
"it is good."
The conversation ended here, and Zheng Xuan, who was dozing against a tree not far away, secretly opened one eye, and slowly moved behind the tree.
"Yu Wenzhou..." After holding back for a long time, Huang Shaotian spoke again.
"Ok?"
"It's okay, I'm calling you, I'm afraid you'll fall asleep again."
Yu Wenzhou didn't answer, but chuckled lightly.
"that……"
Seeing that he really had something to say, Yu Wenzhou straightened up and turned around.
Huang Shaotian still turned his back to him, and circled his index finger around a blade of grass. After he had circled an unknown number of times, he continued: "The story you told last night, in the end..."
"Shaotian wanted to ask those two teenagers if they were really eaten by mountain ghosts in the end?"
Huang Shaotian stopped all movements, and gave a soft "hmm".
Yu Wenzhou looked at the back of his head and said word by word, "Eat."
Huang Shaotian turned his head abruptly, with a look of disbelief.
7. Chapter 7
——It's so, so touching, Yu Wenzhou...
—I lied to you.
"Why did you let them die? This is a story you made up, can't you make it up a little more? Why...why did you let them die in the end?" Huang Shaotian couldn't hide his frantic look on his face, feeling that Yu Wenzhou Is playing him.
Yu Wenzhou looked at the rising smoke not far away, and said calmly: "The plot requires it."
"But if you die, you have nothing." Huang Shaotian still couldn't understand.
"You can't have anything in life."
"Didn't they love each other?"
"Of course they love each other, and even death cannot separate them."
"No, I always feel..." Huang Shaotian stood up, walked a few steps towards a tree next to him, then turned around and said, "I always feel that something is missing!"
"Shaotian, your intuition is really sharp." Yu Wenzhou smiled.
"It's not that I have a keen intuition, but that I know you too well, Yu Wenzhou. You just like it like this. You don't talk about half of what you say. It's the same with storytelling. You don't have a brain."
Yu Wenzhou stood up, patted the grass clippings on his fart, and said, "In life, you don't have to explain everything clearly. That would be too tiring."
"So you just let others guess and think, and let others get tired?"
"It's not..." Yu Wenzhou lowered his head, his voice was a little softer than before, "Mouths are on them, if you don't want to guess, you can ask them directly, if it doesn't work once, it's twice, if it doesn't work twice, it's three times... there is always one time , he will know the answer."
Huang Shaotian squinted his eyes, feeling that there was something in Yu Wenzhou's words, so he asked uncertainly, "Then I have a question to ask you now."
Yu Wenzhou raised his head, and at some point, his eyes were filled with stars.
Huang Shaotian looked at the sky, it turned out that it was night.
The ingredients for the barbecue were almost ready, and many students had gathered around the campfire with their friends, and the flames were so bright that they stained the night.
Zheng Xuan was still sitting behind the tree, smelling the smell of meat, very embarrassed.
"Why can't they be kept alive?"
Huang Shaotian's voice sounded again, and Zheng Xuan could feel that the tree seemed to disappear, and Huang Shaotian was right behind him, so he couldn't help but stop breathing.
"I'm afraid that their feelings won't allow them to survive in the world. It's better to die than to live."
"Is that how you feel about homosexuality?"
Zheng Xuan covered his mouth in fright.
"Young Master Huang! Let's eat! If we don't come again, we'll eat it up!"
No, the pair of teenagers in the story are just his wishful thinking. It is better to die than to live, but even death can't separate them, so why not a new life?
But Yu Wenzhou didn't intend to tell Huang Shaotian, because the current Huang Shaotian still doesn't understand, and when he understands, he will definitely ask himself again.
If it doesn't work once, it's twice, if it doesn't work twice, it's three times... One time, he will know the answer.
Huang Shaotian took one last look at Yu Wenzhou, there was a hint of annoyance in his eyes, but it might be an illusion after being stained by the flames, because as soon as he turned his head, Huang Shaotian ran towards the classmate who summoned him with a smile.
Zheng Xuan came out from behind the tree, looked at Yu Wenzhou who was standing there not knowing what he was thinking, gritted his teeth, and stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder.
"Let's go."
There was no surprise on Yu Wenzhou's face, he nodded and walked forward.
Zheng Xuan followed behind and shook his head.
Huang Shaotian didn't understand, but he, Zheng Xuan, did understand, it was really stressful.
After the barbecue meeting was over, the make-up class life in the next few days was a bit unremarkable, but one night, Yu Wenzhou had a whim and told a few ghost stories.Horror is hard to say, but it’s still very interesting, and it caused several people to ask him some details in the story the next day.
Yu Wenzhou didn't answer at first, and after asking too many questions, he picked out a few interested ones to answer, but seeing that those people were still tirelessly wanting to break the casserole and ask them to the end, he told them frankly: "The story is made up, even if the explanation is clear. Even the details are made up after the fact, which doesn’t make much sense.”
Perhaps Yu Wenzhou's tone was too serious when he said it, and everyone realized that Yu Wenzhou probably said that because he was annoyed by the question and was too embarrassed to refuse.
Huang Shaotian watched all this, and suddenly discovered that Yu Wenzhou was not just making up the story last time without thinking, but all the stories that passed his mouth were a virtue. relieved.
Yu Wenzhou didn't seem to notice, he still treated Huang Shaotian as before.
"Yu Wenzhou, you are so good at telling stories, and you are so good at liberal arts. Why didn't you go to the liberal arts class, but the science class? If you went to the liberal arts class, your grades would be better than now, right?"
During the lunch break, the squad leader saw Yu Wenzhou sitting at the entrance of the academy teasing the cat, so he sat down.
Yu Wenzhou teased the cat for a while, and then said: "When I was young, my mother asked me to follow Shaotian, and I got used to it."
The squad leader laughed, looked up at the blue sky, and said, "Follow, you won't be able to tolerate other people."
Yu Wenzhou looked at her sideways, was stunned for a few seconds, and then smiled, "Yes, and no."
"Ok?"
"When I was young, I was used to walking behind with my head down, until one day, when I looked up, I saw a figure walking in front with his head held high, sometimes laughing and dancing, I was very curious about this What kind of scenery in front of the figure can make him so happy? Later, I knew."
"What do you know?"
"Actually, there's nothing to look at... I became the one walking in front, and I'll never see him again." Yu Wenzhou paused, as if hesitating, and he spoke again after a long while, "I... I really want to be the scenery he wants to see, so I walk in front of him, but occasionally, I still want to see him, so I sit behind him again."
After Yu Wenzhou finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the monitor, but he didn't expect that the monitor had tears in his eyes, with an expression that was so moved that he was about to cry.
"It's so touching, Yu Wenzhou..."
Before the squad leader's tears were about to burst, Yu Wenzhou suddenly grinned and said, "I lied to you."
Perhaps it was because Yu Wenzhou's laughter was too hearty, the squad leader couldn't tell whether the words were true or not, and he didn't know whether to take back the tears that were half shed.
In the end, the squad leader became furious and yelled, "Yu Wenzhou! You have gone too far!"
But Yu Wenzhou said indifferently: "I just told a story you want to hear, didn't I?"
The squad leader was speechless and choked up. At first he wanted to explode, but seeing Yu Wenzhou, who had lost his smile, looked so indifferent that he was not as gentle and amiable as usual. He couldn't help doubting the veracity of that story again.
At this time, Yu Wenzhou stepped into the academy and said, "Class is about to start, let's go in."
"Oh."
Seeing the two entered the academy, Huang Shaotian and Zheng Xuan who were hiding in the corner dared to come out.
"Ha, Yu Wenzhou dares to lie to the squad leader, and his heart is too dirty!" Zheng Xuan secretly observed Huang Shaotian while looking for something to say.
There was no expression on Huang Shaotian's face, until the two figures could no longer be seen in the academy, he smiled a little, and said to Zheng Xuan: "He is so good at making up stories, why doesn't he write novels?"
After leaving these words, Huang Shaotian also strode into the academy.
Looking at the hurried figure in front of him, Zheng Xuan felt that the pressure was not only overwhelming, but he was about to cross the mountain and break through the sky!
A week passed quickly, and the students who felt that there was nothing to love when they came, felt a little nostalgic when they left.
"Although Su Zhai is really tasteless, the white rice is really delicious."
"I heard that there is an extremely beautiful fairy sister living in the back mountain, but I have to leave before I have a chance to see her beauty, alas!"
"Amitabha, good and good, I will definitely come again in my lifetime!"
Before the students could finish expressing their emotions, the head teacher chased them away.
"Buddhist pure land, don't talk nonsense, don't disturb the place where you are practicing, go down the mountain quickly!"
As a result, each student was driven down the mountain like ducks, and two buses waited for a long time.After the students got on the bus, the teacher counted the number of students again, and after confirming that there were no omissions, he urged the driver to set off.
Huang Shaotian was sitting on the last seat of the car, he turned his head and glanced at the big glass behind him, seeing that the mountain scenery that he complained about [-] times was getting farther and farther away, he was suddenly moved.
"Where in life do not meet, where in the world is there a feast that never ends."
Yu Wenzhou beside him heard his muttering and turned his head to look.
"I suddenly understood..." Huang Shaotian sat upright, "Although the pair of teenagers are dead, at least they are still together. There are too many variables when they are alive. Maybe one day, they will no longer love each other or be killed by other people. Split up, in that case, it would be better to die together."
Yu Wenzhou pursed his lips and said nothing.
"But life is interesting because there are too many variables!" After pondering for a moment, Huang Shaotian suddenly became excited again.
Looking at the smile on his face, the white and neat teeth gleaming in the sun, and there seemed to be some kind of energy in his eyes, Yu Wenzhou smiled silently, but still didn't speak.
After being excited for a while, Huang Shaocai slowly regained his composure, and turned to Yu Wenzhou and said, "Not all stories have to be sad to be beautiful. The stories you tell are just like your people. If you make it up, try another ending, I want to hear it."
What ending did Huang Shaotian want to hear?
Yu Wenzhou closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.
"Come, come, let me lend you my shoulder."
In the darkness, Yu Wenzhou felt a hand touching his face, it was light and warm.
Leaning on Huang Shaotian's shoulder, Yu Wenzhou couldn't help thinking: What kind of ending would Shaotian want to hear...?
He is like a little sun, and the ending he probably wants to hear is the same as most people, it should be a particularly happy ending, right?
Huang Shaotian saw the corners of Yu Wenzhou's mouth slightly raised, and his breathing was long. He was curious for a moment, not knowing what kind of dream this person was having right now, but he was even more curious about this guy who can sleep anywhere but wakes up very easily. , Sitting on the bumpy and rickety bus at this moment, how can you sleep so soundly?
Thinking about it, Huang Shaotian slowly fell asleep.
8. Chapter 8
——Yu Wenzhou, are you asleep?
--Um.
I haven't finished this story yet.
For Huang Shaotian, the mountain ghost ate the pair of teenagers, which may have been the end, but Yu Wenzhou, who made up the story, knew it clearly, and he didn't have time to tell Huang Shaotian that the story was actually not over yet.
So, what is the real ending?
Will Shaotian like the ending?
Will this be the ending he wants to see?
Yu Wenzhou didn't know, and neither did Huang Shaotian.
Prospective high school seniors were told on the last day of make-up classes that school would start a week earlier than other students.
It sounds nice to call it the beginning of school, but in fact it is still a make-up class.
Huang Shaotian was lying on the desk with a lollipop in his mouth, fiddling with boredom.
"Young Master Huang!"
A playful female voice suddenly sounded next to his ear, scaring Huang Shaotian almost to spit out the lollipop.
"Huang Shao, Huang Shao, what do you think this is???" The squad leader was obviously not conscious of scaring people, and was flipping through a magazine with a look of excitement.
Huang Shaotian sat upright, waiting for the monitor to put the flipped magazine on his desk, then he took a closer look, and instantly saw the word "mountain ghost" in the article.
"Look quickly, isn't it..." The squad leader's voice became softer, but the excitement on his face became more and more obvious.
Huang Shaotian frowned and glanced at the monitor.
About the story of the mountain ghost, apart from myself, only the squad leader has heard it.However, what the squad leader heard was the unfinished version, but he knew the ending.
Leaving aside that the teenagers are gay, this story is the most naked BE, why is the monitor so excited?Could it be that the squad leader also likes that ending?
Out of curiosity, Huang Shaotian read the whole story again, and found that after re-polishing, the plot became more complete. As for the ending...
"Huh?" Huang Shaotian rubbed his eyes, thinking that he might have misread.
"The pair of teenagers came to the underworld after they died, and they secretly poured out the Mengpo soup in order to be together in the next life. When they fell into reincarnation, they held hands and refused to let go. They agreed that no matter how far apart they were, they would find each other. ...Ah! Sajia's life is worth it!"
Huang Shaotian was frightened again, feeling that the squad leader's style of painting today is not right.
"Young Master Huang, you know that, right?"
"what?"
"The author of this article." The monitor looked at Huang Shaotian expectantly.
Huang Shaotian looked at the signature on the back of the article, and said, "So... Kesar?"
"No!" The squad leader closed the magazine and said excitedly, "It's Yu Wenzhou! Yu Wenzhou!"
"So?" Huang Shaotian wasn't as excited as the squad leader showed, probably because he thought it was expected that Yu Wenzhou was so good at telling stories, so he didn't think it was strange.
"Do you know what type of magazine this is?"
Huang Shaotian glanced at the two boys with their shoulders crossed on the cover, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"It's Danmei!" The squad leader covered his mouth and said, afraid that if he got excited, the volume would be overloaded.
Even if Huang Shaotian could have guessed that Yu Wenzhou was writing novels, he never expected that he would choose this type of magazine.
Tanmei - Huang Shaotian is not familiar with it, but it doesn't mean he doesn't know.
"Just, is that kind? Men...and men, that kind?"
The squad leader nodded sharply.
Now, Huang Shaotian was finally a little excited, but his point was not the same as that of the monitor.
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