I messed with my ex-husband after amnesia

There is a shrine in the southeast corner of the third floor of Lucheng, which enshrines Guan Gong who only holds a big knife. It is a masterpiece of Fei Pengcheng a long time ago.

At that time, Lu Shenfei walked up to the third floor with a teacup in his hand to observe it. He looked at the sand sculpture completely, and asked Fei Pengcheng, "Why don't you get a beckoning cat?"

Fei Pengcheng exploded: "Don't talk nonsense in front of Master Guan!"

Since then, Mr. Guan has been collecting dust in the corner of the third floor, not to mention the daily offerings and incense, the sanitation is cleaned by his aunt.

Now, Lu Shenfei personally found someone to replace the gold-painted shrine, and bought an altar, and ordered the cleaning lady to change the tribute every three days, so he must take good care of Master Guan, and don't be afraid to spend money, the expenses will go to the company.

After the instructions were finished, three sticks of incense were personally offered to Master Guan who had entered the new shrine.

The attitude is pious and respectful.

"???"

Fei Pengcheng blurted out: "Your brain is trapped by the door?"

With a quiet and deep expression, Lu Shenfei faced Guan Gong and raised his hand to pat Fei Pengcheng on the shoulder: "You were right before."

Fei Pengcheng: "?"

Lu Shenfei: "The fate of a person depends on God's will." Not on himself.

Fei Pengcheng thought to himself, my brother, where did your superstitious feelings come from.

"...You can't say that." After all, Fei Pengcheng offered the shrine on a whim. "Effort and strength are more important."

Lu Shenfei turned his head: "Man is not as good as God."

Fei Pengcheng was even more at a loss: "No? What have you experienced, and your outlook on life has been subverted?"

Lu Shenfei suddenly asked again: "What else can I offer? Which temple has the brightest light? What does Guanyin protect?"

It was Fei Pengcheng's turn to be speechless: "...Why don't you offer the Lucky Cat."

Lu Shenfei looked serious: "Then offer one."

Fei Pengcheng: "...???"

I took the wrong medicine! ?

Or was it stimulated by something?

Cong Xu: "Are you asking me?"

Afterwards, Fei Pengcheng found Congxu.

Cong Xu: I'm sorry, he really... knows.

Just because he knew, Congxu had talked with Lu Shenfei seriously, seriously, and rationally long ago.

Cong Xu: "It's just a certificate."

"Others have a fake divorce, and I'm marrying you for a loan."

"fake!"

"I have no idea, and you don't have any idea either."

"Even if you really can't help but think too much, be more rational and repeat the brainwashing cycle, fake, fake, fake, all fake!"

"Because it's a fake, if you get the certificate later, you will get a certificate. In essence, our relationship will not change, understand?"

Lu Shenfei was like a well-behaved student listening to the teacher's class, sitting rigidly and nodding seriously.

Cong Xu asked him: "Did you understand everything?"

Classmate Lu nodded.

Cong Xu asked again: "Do you understand everything?"

nod.

"can do it?"

Nod again.

Cong Xu: "That's settled."

After all, it was agreed, and Lu Shenfei didn't do anything special. He went to work and left work normally, was in charge of projects, had breakfast, and drove.

But everyone in the company can see that something is wrong with Mr. Lu recently.

To describe it, there are probably two words: holding it.

Walking through the office area, holding a posture, holding a meeting, carrying, talking, carrying, and even signing a document, you have to hold your head, neck, and waist in a three-point line.

It was as if someone had been kidnapped and held a gun to his waist, tense.

There is another unusual place -

"Damn it, I just saw Boss Lu looking in the mirror by the sink!"

"I can't go wrong! I really looked left and right in the mirror, and touched my chin!"

On this day, the bank officially notified that there was no major problem with the loan assessment, so Cong Xu and Lu Shenfei went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for a certificate the day after tomorrow, just like a meeting to confirm a decision.

When talking about this topic, Cong Xu raised his eyes and said again: "It's just for the certificate."

Lu Shenfei nodded.

Cong Xu asked, "What do I need to bring to get the certificate?"

Lu Shenfei said calmly: "People, ID card, household registration book."

After a pause, "There is also the previous divorce certificate."

Congxu: "Do you want to make an appointment? Do I need to fill out some form?"

Lu Shenfei said that they would go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to do it, with a natural expressionless look, just like answering employees' questions while signing documents in the company.

Cong Xuzai carefully observed Lu Shenfei's expression, and finally said: "Is it convenient to ask, how are you feeling now?"

Lu Shenfei remained calm: "How do you feel about getting a fake certificate?"

Cong Xu snapped his fingers: "Yes, that's the mentality."

As a result, the night before the certificate application, on the [-]th floor, Cong Xu suffered from insomnia, lying on the bed tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

He lay flat in the darkness and stared at the ceiling, asking himself very speechlessly: What's going on?

On the eighth floor, Lu Shenfei prepared the clothes, shoes and socks, and accessories for the next day before going to bed, and carefully arranged a bunch of things on the sofa one by one. Put on the eye mask and earplugs, and go back to the room to sleep.

When lying down, Lu Shenfei moved very lightly, as if he was deeply afraid that all this was just a dream that would shatter at the touch of a finger.

Lie flat, before pulling the blindfold to turn off the lights, Lu Shenfei turned his head and took a last look at the bedside table: household registration book, divorce certificate, ID card.

On the eleventh floor, Cong Xu turned over from the bed.

Touching the phone to check the time, I lay down for more than an hour, and the sleepiness was completely gone.

Depend on!what's the situation?

10 minutes later, the study room.

Cong Xu sat in front of the computer and typed on the screen: I have to get the certificate tomorrow, so I can't sleep today.

The first item in the search results, click to open——

【Congratulations! 】

【bless you! 】

Cong Xu: "..."

The next day, Cong Xu, who only slept for more than three hours, woke up, and received a call from his mother.

My mother usually calls in the afternoon or evening, and hardly ever calls in the morning, especially early in the morning. Cong Xu wondered, "What's wrong?"

Congmu let out a groan: "When I came here today, my eyelids started to twitch. After the left eye twitched, the right eye twitched. I'm not afraid of anything else, but what's going on with you. Call me and ask. I'm so relieved."

Cong Xu smiled: "What can happen."

Congmu: "It's better to believe what's there than to believe what's not. Just in case, if you go out today, be careful."

After a pause, he was also frightened by the previous car accident, so he said, "Why don't you go out today?"

Cong Xu murmured, and thought to himself: That's really not good, so I asked someone to get a marriage certificate.

The person who was invited had already made breakfast and dressed on the eleventh floor, and was standing under the clock to watch the time.

Look at it, and walk away.

When Congxu opened the door, holding his toothbrush in his mouth, he blinked when he saw Lu Shenfei: "So early?"

Lu Shenfei stood at the door with his usual expression, "I'm afraid you forgot what you're going to do today."

Cong Xu walked in while brushing his teeth, and said vaguely, "Isn't it just to apply for a certificate?"

After he finished speaking, he paused, realized something, and turned his head.

He originally wanted to say that Lu Shenfei is not you, maybe he came up to take a look because he was afraid that I would regret not going to apply for a permit, but when he turned around, there was no one at the door. ? ? ?

I really came up to confirm it! ?

Wait until we take the elevator downstairs together.

Lu Shenfei looked at Congxu: "Have you brought everything?"

Cong Xu didn't have the habit of carrying a briefcase, his mobile phone and wallet were in his pocket, his ID card was in his wallet, his household registration booklet was too big and he just held it in his hand, and the divorce certificate was clipped in the household registration booklet.

When Lu Shenfei asked him, he raised the notebook in his hand and hummed.

En Wan asked casually, "Your?"

Lu Shenfei raised a transparent file bag in his hand, and the things that need to be brought are in the bag.

After holding it up, he motioned for the household registration book that Cong Xu was holding: "Let's put it together."

Cong Xu handed over the account book directly.

Lu Shenfei asked, "ID card?"

Cong Xu didn't think much, took out his wallet to draw his ID card, and Lu Shenfei took the ID card and put it in his bag.

It wasn't until Lu Shenfei zipped up the bag that Cong Xu gradually came to his senses, and looked meaningfully at the man beside him.

It's not that people who are cheating are going to get the certificate, so they need to be so cautious?

He won't run away again.

After getting in the car, Cong Xu confirmed again, and at the same time reminded: "It's fake, you understand it, right?" It's just for the loan.

Lu Shenfei kicked the gas pedal: "Yes."

In the end, when we got to the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lu Shenfei was not the only one with a sullen face, and Cong Xu's expression was also a little dazed.

Look here, look there, the machines that receive the numbers all look like aliens.

Is this the place to register?

"There are a lot of people ahead, wait for the sign." Lu Shenfei pinched the numbered paper in his hand.

The waiting hall was full of people who came to get married. On this special day, the couples either cuddled with each other, or whispered and laughed, all affectionate, except for the two men who sat side by side.

Cong Xu glanced around, thinking that they really didn't come to get married.

As a result, the prospective couple sitting in front of them, who were still snuggling sweetly just now, suddenly experienced a storm——

"It's all agreed, how can your family change at will."

"This is not a change. Of course you will do what you promised. Isn't it just that something went wrong a while ago, and the money can't be paid?"

"Forget it, it's over." Turning around, he stuffed the numbering paper into Cong Xu's hand, and got up.

"Hey!"

They ran after each other.

Cong Xu with the paper stuffed in his hand: "..."

Open it and take a look: 10.

The numbered paper in Lu Shenfei's hand: 36.

In process: 09.

Lu Shenfei: "..."

Cong Xu: "..."

Can you do this?

The two just looked at each other, and there was a ding, and a mechanical female voice sounded in the office hall: "Please number 10..."

Lu Shenfei grabbed Congxu and stood up: "It's our turn."

Cong Xu: "???"

That's it?They didn't even have 5 minutes to get in the door!

When he came back to his senses, Congxu was wearing a festive red cloth behind him, the lights in front of his eyes were dazzling, and there was a bench that was neither too high nor too short, and Lu Shenfei was sitting beside him.

The staff responsible for taking pictures stood behind the camera: "Come on, get closer, get closer, yes, look at me!"

"Crack, beep!"

"Crack, beep!"

Staff: "Okay."

"Go outside and fill in the information, and the photos will be ready soon."

Cong Xu didn't even see what the room where the photo was taken in was clear, and he was taken out again, and sat in the place where the certificate was processed, next to Lu Shenfei, separated by a marble countertop, was the staff who processed the certificate.

The staff asked for materials familiarly: "ID card, household registration book, both parties'. Oh, and this." Divorce certificate.

Hand over two more registration pages: "Fill in the ticked area, the handwriting must be clear, not sloppy, and sign at the bottom."

Cong Xu picked up the pen and pressed the document to be filled under his wrist, Lu Shenfei was in the same posture.

After filling out and submitting, the staff worked like a tiger, and finally held two opened red certificates and stamped the stamp on the photo page.

Twice thud, like knocking on the bottom of a person's heart, Cong Xu was slightly startled.

A few minutes later, the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Cong Xu has a certificate in his hand, and Lu Shenfei has a certificate in his hand.

Cong Xu was in a daze of "Is this the end?", and turned his head to look at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau behind him in disbelief.

Lu Shenfei held up the red notebook in his hand and looked at it silently, with a serious and calm expression: Well, it's fake.

fake marriage.

The corners of the mouth couldn't help but twitch: Register...

really registered.