Wife becomes brother after waking up

The old saying is true.You can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.Of course, there is another kind of exception, that is, people who are drunk and have no sense of crime.This is not pretending to sleep, it is between pretending to sleep and dead sleep.

For Cheng Jueyan, Yu Anyi's state of being drunk was the end of the world.

I thought that by taking advantage of the kitten's drunkenness, he could take advantage of the opportunity to get rid of the meat.But in the end, it was just a dream.Stealing the chicken is not enough to lose the rice, and I folded myself in.

Seeing the mess on the ground and the culprit entangled in him like a loach, Cheng Jueyan looked up to the sky and sighed.

What crimes did he suffer, what crimes did he suffer!

Man, you can't bear it anymore and don't need to bear it anymore.

Cheng Jueyan finally gritted his teeth and made up his mind.With Yu An Yi hanging on her body, she carried him back to the bedroom.

Entering the door, turning on the light, walking to the edge of the bed, stretching out his hand to pull Yu Anyi off his body, but the drunk person is like a [-] glue, almost sticking to his body.Cheng Jueyan spent a lot of effort, and finally got the cat owner off him.

As soon as Yu Anyi got off the bed, the snoring sounded immediately.

This made someone who had just aroused his sense of crime immediately hesitate.

Cheng Jueyan was struggling...

After a long time, the person on the bed changed his posture, sprawled all over, and even kicked Cheng Jueyan's waist.

'hiss--'

That is a pain!

Almost broke my bones!

Cheng Jueyan rubbed his waist and stood up, then quickly wrapped him in a quilt to prevent Yu Anyi from accidentally injuring himself again.After doing all this, he sat on the side and carefully looked at Yu An Yi's little face.

He really couldn't figure it out, how could he be so lethal after being drunk with a face that was harmless to humans and animals.It happened that he was also unlucky.

"I really don't know what kind of mood you were in when you chased Wen Nan back then. A person who is obviously so proud is willing to give up his self-esteem for him."

"An Yi, Wen Nan, he doesn't deserve to have you."

"I want him to pay back ten times and a hundred times everything you have encountered."

"And you, in the end, can only belong to me, Cheng Jueyan. Since the god of death did not take you away from me, it means that our fates are bound together from now on. I am your most loyal lover, and you, It will also be the only person I want to protect in this life. Do you know? When I saw you always talking about Wen Nan, I was very... angry... ah..."

Cheng Jueyan's words were so selfless that when Yu An Yi squinted his eyes and bit his hand, he didn't realize it.

"Chicken leg...hahaha, chicken leg...delicious..." Yu Anyi took another bite.

I don't know the severity of the mouth, Cheng Jueyan left several teeth marks on his hands.

After wrapping the person up again, Cheng Jueyan sighed.Staring at the teeth marks on his hands for a long time, he didn't go out until An Yi's familiar snoring sound came.

The living room was in a mess, so he picked up the broom and cleaned it up.

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On the other side, the two people in the instructor's dormitory.

Fang Jiyu was a little nervous and excited when he heard Songming tell the story of the two on Weibo.It turns out that Song Ming knows all about these little Jiujiu in his heart.

"... Was it because of me that I entered this industry?" Song Ming asked him after telling the Weibo story.

Fang Jiyu didn't dare to look at Songming's gaze, lowered his head, and answered in a low voice.

Song Ming felt extremely happy when he saw such a well-behaved person.

He sat next to Fang Jiyu, held his hand, and pressed it to his heart.The scorching beating there is his truest expression.He looked into Fang Jiyu's eyes and said seriously: "Runing, can I chase you?"

Fang Jiyu didn't speak, God knows how messed up his head is now.

I thought that Song Ming's speech was explicit, trying to persuade him to give up or something.But now, let his imagination run wild.

chasing him?

The person he kept hidden in his heart since he was a child is now in front of him, and he even said he wanted to chase him.All of this is as fast as a dream, where the finger touches is the heart of that person, beating enthusiastically.

"Runing?" There was no response, Song Ming thought he was frightened by his words, and called again.

Fang Jiyu suddenly broke free from the hand covering Songming's heart, opened his arms, hugged Songming and began to cry.

"woo woo woo woo……"

Song Ming paused, then hugged him and comforted him, "Why are you still crying?"

Fang Jiyu continued to hug him, put his head on Song Ming's shoulder, and said intermittently: "... woo...you, how could you... speak first...even if I... secretly like you... you also ...and you can't speak before me...I'm obviously...prepared to wait for this...this music audition to end...I will confess my love to you...but why did you speak first...this Let me...what should I do? Obviously...I have prepared my lines...just waiting for your birthday...that day to confess...Wow, wow...wow..."

"Okay, okay, I was wrong. Be good, don't cry! How about I take back what I just said, and I will accept your confession after the game is over, on your birthday, okay?" Song Ming said very carefully, I'm afraid that if any sentence is wrong, the little deer in his arms will cry endlessly again.

The sound of sobbing gradually subsided, and even the strength of the hand holding him was much weaker.

"Running?" Song yelled, because the head on the shoulders was tilted.

It turned out that he was tired from crying, so he crawled on his shoulder and fell asleep.

Song Ming looked at Fang Jiyu who still had tears on his face, wiped away the tears for him, and carried him to the bathroom.

After tidying up the living room and kitchen, Cheng Jueyan entered the room, and Yu Anyi was sleeping soundly.He took a bathrobe and went into the bathroom, thinking that he would wash it first, and then help Yu Anyi wash it, so that Yu Anyi would not be drunk again. He didn't want to be beaten by Yu Anyi again, let's do it again If so, he will really become a national first-class protected animal.

After entering the bathroom, Cheng Jueyan stood in front of the mirror, looking at himself in the mirror, his right eye was punched firmly by Yu Anyi, it just hurt a little, and he didn't pay much attention to it.Looking at it now, it has turned a lot of green.

"This little guy, you're really ruthless! But I like it. It was because of your rebellious character that I fell in love with you." He touched his right eye, "Hiss, but it's really true." It hurts. Hehe."

Hot water sprinkled from the top of his head, and the water flowed down Cheng Jueyan's tall and straight body, and the hot steam in the bathroom revealed his figure faintly on the bathroom door.

In the bedroom, listening to the sound of water, Yu Anyi was still in a state of confusion, propped up his arms and got up swayingly, then took off all his clothes, and went straight to the bathroom with a trace of alcohol aftertaste.

pop - pop - pop -

The bathroom door was knocked almost to pieces, Cheng Jueyan turned off the shower.Wrapped in a towel, she stepped forward to open the door.

The moment the door opened, a slippery object wrapped around his body.

……

The next morning, when Yu An Yi woke up, he felt like his bones were falling apart, especially the back part, which was burning with pain.When he moved again, he found that he was being hugged and lying on the bed at the moment.

Yu Anyi: "..."

He struggled to move, and the things behind him were pulled out, and there was a fishy and wet smell under his body.

Looking back, "!!!"

Cheng Jueyan finally opened his eyes. Last night he was made so noisy by Yu Anyi that he didn't fall asleep until dawn.At the moment, I feel uncomfortable all over.Especially the two eyes.

After being drunk, Yu Anyi lived up to everyone's expectations and transformed him into a national first-class protected animal.The bruises around the left and right eyes are about the same size.

Cheng Jueyan turned on the phone and looked at himself in the camera, unable to smile.

"Are you awake?" After putting down the phone, Cheng Jueyan stared at Yu Anyi after waking up.

Yu Anyi pointed to his eyes and said, "What's wrong with your eyes?"

Like a normal person, Cheng Jueyan hugged him too comfortably, locked him in his arms again, and said, "Thanks to you, I am now a national first-class protected animal. Should you make it up to me?"

"Huh?" Yu Anyi was a little confused.

Thanks to him?

compensate?

What is this all about?

Most importantly, the place behind you.

"Well, can you let me go first, I want to take a bath..."

Cheng Jueyan turned the man around, put one hand on his chin, put his panda eyes on his face, and said, "What's the rush? Let's wash together later."

"...So, I punched your eyes?" Yu Anyi felt a little guilty.

Although he didn't remember what he did when he was drunk, Cheng Jueyan's eye injury would not lie.There was no need for Cheng Jueyan to label himself as a national first-class protected animal just to make him feel guilty.So in this case, it can only be that when he was drinking and playing crazy, he beat someone by mistake, and the attack was so severe.

"I'm sorry! I... I'm not so..."

"It's okay, An Yi. I'm rough-skinned and thick-skinned, so I'll train you." Cheng Jueyan was in a ecstatic mood at the moment.On his birthday last night, Yu Anyi expressed his heart to him.

Said he liked him——

For these words, even if Yu Anyi beat him into a cripple, he still felt it was worth it!

In his whole life, he had never experienced the feeling of being cared for by others. Yu Anyi suddenly broke into his world, making him feel the warmth and warmth of this world.

Yu Anyi did not deny his words, which meant that he was no longer rejected.And last night under Yu An Yi's teasing, the two of them had already "done".

"An Yi, wait a minute. I'll carry you." Cheng Jueyan got out of bed after saying that, went to fill the bath water first, and then came back to carry An Yi into the bathroom.

Yu Anyi sat in the bathtub, looked at his busy figure, and said, "You go out first, I'll do it myself."

"Then I'll make breakfast first?"

"Ah."

While eating breakfast, Songming called and Cheng Jueyan answered.

"Runing has something to do today, so I might not go back for dinner."

Cheng Jueyan: "Understood, I will tell him."

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Jueyan said in his heart: It's best not to come back!

Then they returned to the dinner table, and the two continued to eat.

In the afternoon, Cheng Jueyan went out with Yu Anyi.Wrap yourself in three layers, wear a peaked cap, and sunglasses.When passing an intersection, Cheng Jueyan turned around and bumped into a pole.

Yu Anyi covered his stomach and laughed. "You said you, when you went out on a cloudy day wearing a hat and sunglasses, you didn't have to follow me, and you still didn't listen. This is good, did you faint?"

A car whized by at the intersection, and the puddles run over by the wheels splashed Cheng Jueyan all over.

Yu An Yi started laughing again.

The car stopped a few meters away from the two of them.

The author has something to say: Cheng Jueyan: "My wife~ I'm here~"

Yu Anyi: "Are you surprised or surprised?"

Cheng Jueyan: "...just remember not to slap your face in the future..."