Double Black Melaleuca Routine

The words are very beautifully written.

Looking at the strength of the force penetrating the back of the paper, one can get a glimpse of the vile interest of the writer at that time. The fluttering at the end of the strokes and the kaomoji at the end seem to reproduce his triumphant mood...

Ok.

Although the above are all guesswork, Zhong has seen similar scenes countless times.This is the expression and handwriting of Goubi's partner when he wrote the newspaper "This Week's Unyielding Zhongye".When he wrote the battle report, his handwriting seemed to be printed very neatly, but he had evil intentions in his heart to trick him, such as stealing his red wine, and leaving a piece of 'I will taste it for you (*￣︶￣ )' note.

"I don't know how to read!"

Zhong also threw the note on the ground and made a muffled 'pop' sound, because he was angry and unconsciously added gravity to the paper, directly smashing a deep hole on the ground.

Dazai suggested: "I read the president's height~"

"Hmph. You treat me as Jasmine!"

Zhong also doesn't believe the real lies of Goubi's partner at all.The cubs in the game performed [Cats Grow Taller] for them, and their ears grew taller, which is no different from standing on tiptoes and saying that they have grown taller!If he really obeyed, maybe something worse would grow on his head.In the last world, grass grew on his head, and his partner taunted him that his height should be 163.21, which was accurate to the decimal place.

Cats grow taller, which can be understood as being cute.

Unlock the power of the black slime?

Recently, my mind has become a little bit H, and I always like to talk about it, and the word "black mud essence" directly associates with ghs.In order to silence Goubi's partner, he said harshly: "Even if I jump from the Hong Kong Hei Building, I will be 1.6 meters in my life, and I won't read it!"

Dazai blinked.

This flag stands really high.

He snapped his fingers, with a swearing expression on his face, "Then I hereby predict that Chuya will be very happy to read this line in the future."

Zhong Ye: "..."

Dogby's prophecy has never failed.

A little square.

However, he still held on stubbornly, trying to pull out the flag that was inserted just now, "Hmph, as long as you don't use any despicable means, I will definitely not say 'super happy' with my own will!" If you read it, you will push it to your unhappiness.Taking [-] steps back, Mackerel has witnessed countless embarrassing things, and the length of black history can probably spare the world to go around.If you laugh too much, you will be slaughtered!

Dazai shrugged.

He pointed to somewhere in the darkness, "Chong Duck, Pickup Chuya."

"You bastard mackerel, don't call me that!" After roaring, he still rushed over.

The mission target whose soul has deviated from the human orbit also found the two of them, and the other party waved a signboard with "Bobo Fish" written in big bronzing characters.It is said that he was unlucky and was smashed to death by a signboard. Unwilling, his soul was distorted and turned into a zombie. He crawled out of the grave to do evil. The way of death was too embarrassing and unlucky. In order to calm the resentment in his heart, he wanted others to try this way of death and join the army of unlucky ghosts. .

There was distorted excitement in the mission target's voice, "Go to hell!"

Nakaya stood still and let the opponent smash the huge signboard, and stopped 1cm away from his forehead.The target of the mission is a thin man. When he yelled hard, his few muscles exploded and he didn't let the signboard in his hand drop even a millimeter.

"Your attack is over, it's my turn!"

He agreed to play a live-action game, and he abides by the rules of the turn-based game.After the opponent's attack was over, Chuya raised the corners of his lips and showed a very unruly and presumptuous expression.With his hands in his pockets, he raised his legs high and kicked lightly, the mission target flew backwards at a speed no less than a bullet and landed on the wall not far away.The zombie roared loudly. He didn't feel any pain, but he was embedded in the wall and couldn't be picked out.

"You are now in a state of [stiffness], and you will give up this round by default."

Zhong also stomped his feet, the ground could not bear the pressure and cracked spider veins, and under the action of gravity, the gravel floated up in the air, "You are unlucky to meet me." He smiled innocently and cruelly as a child: "Unlucky Go to hell—boom!" The stone flew at supersonic speed, and shot to the head with one shot.In this way, the opponent is not dead, and his fingers and limbs are still shaking in an attempt to fight back.

Toes on the ground.

Pulled by gravity, the broken stones are ready to be released again at any time, and they are ejected one by one like playing a marble game. He played with his own dubbing effect: "biu—biu—biu—" However, until When the zombies can no longer move, there is no change except that the 'dead state' is even more miserable.

A bad premonition suddenly rose in Chu Ye's heart, and every time he had a similar intuition, he would be unlucky.He licked his lower lip, half asked, and muttered to himself: "Why haven't you turned into that so-called 'egg of ghosts and gods'?" He vaguely guessed something in his heart, but he still struggled without giving up: "Should the corpse be separated?" A relatively large stone was crushed and kicked out, but the zombie's head fell off, its eyes didn't move, and it remained unchanged.

Dazai smiled: "For, strawberry pie."

Zhong Ye: "..."

Zhong Ye declared in advance with an angry expression: "You plotted against me, and I'm very upset!" In order to get the bounty to eat strawberry pie, after emphasizing it, he reluctantly began to chant the 'spell': "Unlock With the power of the black mud spirit, cats grow taller." After reading, he immediately reached out to touch the top of his head, fearing that a pair of cat ears would really grow out, but there was nothing strange after touching, and he didn't grow taller either.

"You lied to me!"

"It's the wrong way." Dazai walked over, "It should be like this."

He stretched out his hand.

Zhong Ye was stunned for a moment, and his mind instantly recalled the somewhat ambiguous five-finger interlocking when he was 15 years old when they fought against Lan Tang together.At that time, it was obvious that pressing the palms together could invalidate Lantang's different space, but somehow they clasped each other's hands.The calculated dissatisfaction on his face subsided, one lowered his head and the other raised his head, his lips were pressed together, and the two hands that were pressed together were also tightly clasped.

"This is the mantra of 'love', Zhong must be super happy to say it."

The heartbeat that had just arisen in my heart disappeared immediately, and I stretched out my other hand to pat Goubi's partner's head, and said in a slightly embarrassed voice, "Shut up!" With a joyful heartbeat, "Unlock the power of the black mud spirit, and the cat will grow taller."

This time the changes are big.

Chuu also clearly felt the tingling pain from his joints for a moment, Dazai who was kissing him suddenly disappeared, and there was an extra pink and shiny magic wand in his hand, and the sight in front of him became higher!Guessing something, he immediately went to check his body. He was wearing long sleeves and trousers before, but now the trousers have been shortened to seven points.

Really, grow taller!

"The air at 1.8 meters is fresh."

Dazai suddenly appeared on the top of the magic wand, and Chu Ye was so shocked that he almost let go and threw it, so that he thought at the last moment that the magic wand might be Dazai who was holding it again.This magic wand is very miniature. The body of the wand is about 18cm, and there are two small hearts on the top.Then suddenly such a big slaughtered head appeared, the visual effect was quite horrifying.

"What the hell?"

Dazai stretched out his hand, raised his index finger and explained: "There are many races in this world. It would be too troublesome to explain them all at once. In addition, there are three types of human beings here, ordinary and least-status humans, and special races." ability of [Artisan] and [Weapon].

Chuya, you are considered a craftsman, but mine that can transform into weapons are weapons.

literal meaning.

Artisans use weapons for hunting.

The combination of the two can exert the power of 1+1>2, similar to the principle of electric guitar and amplifier.Artisans and weapons hunt 99 eggs of ghosts and gods + 1 witch's soul that deviate from the human track to create a very powerful DeathScythe (Death Scythe, collectively, not necessarily a sickle).Well, to put it simply, it is the process of upgrading a toy water gun into a powerful real gun, and everyone basically takes this as the goal.

The world pattern is similar to ours.

Where there are interests, there are disputes. "

Zhong doesn’t need to know so many messes, all he needs to know is one thing: “Double black team debuted again.” He looked at the super girl’s magic wand in his hand and complained: “You can’t change into a super handsome gun or Wu, Shidao or something? You are a girl, where do you get so many girls?"

"It's not a girl's heart."

"Ok?"

Dazai's expression suddenly changed and he explained: "The magic wand I transformed is designed according to my OO size. The outstanding [-]cm stick body, and the size of the two small hearts on the top are also proportionally restored. , the texture is also super good, I don't mind if you use my body to do it..."

Zhong Ye: "..."

Chuya's face flushed immediately, 'paji', he threw the magic wand, which looked very girly and had a bad idea, under his feet and stomped hard: "Shut up, you bastard!"

He knew it, he knew it!

How could the essence of the black mud essence be pure!

"1.8 meters, don't you want to enjoy the air of 1.8 meters?" His body is not in the same dimension at all in the cracks of space. It doesn't hurt to be stepped on like this, but it's psychologically stressful.

Zhong also snorted coldly and withdrew jio.

After all, they are already couples who have broken the relationship, and their tolerance for the partner ghs has also increased.The shame in my heart was immediately dispelled by the fact of 'growing taller'. I took a deep breath of 1.8 meters of air, and my heart was filled with joyful little bubbles.

"Chuya." Dazai who had just been stepped on the ground shouted: "It will be better later, let's kill that mission target first, it will run away." Li crawled out by himself, and was converging towards his head at this time.

By the way, strawberry pie.

Nakaya disgustedly used two fingers to pick out the Dazai brand magic wand from the ground, and when the dwarf tried to throw him out as a hidden weapon, Dazai hurriedly said: "I am not [a hidden weapon of the direct attack type], I can only read Spells release power."

"What spell?" The intuition of a bad premonition suddenly appeared in his heart.

really.

F1 racing driver's dog partner opened his mouth to block words: "Shoot*,**"

Zhong Ye: "..."

It can't be saved, let's destroy it.

The author has something to say: Wen Hao Stray Dog Wang wants TV, looking forward to the debut of the double black magic girls :)