Double Black Melaleuca Routine

In order to prevent your hair from falling into the hot spring and disturbing other people in the hot springs, as long as you have long hair, you will consciously tie it up out of politeness.There is also a bunch of small braids in the middle, and the hair was tied up when I soaked before.The laughter in his head was too arrogant, Dazai took a hairpin from the shelf and stuck it on the right temple in a revengeful manner.

however--

Because he is not in a very happy mood right now with a straight face, and his sharp and sharp facial features are very oppressive and aggressive when the air pressure is low, so even if he wears a very feminine headgear, he does not look like a mother, but on the contrary It also added a seductive charm to him.

Dazai didn't believe in this evil.

The jewelry store also provides earring service. He strode over and said, "I want earrings." In order to make the dwarf look more like a 'Miss', he also specially picked a very girly pink diamond stud.

Earrings need to be marked with intimate contact on the ears. At this moment, the lady clerk is so happy that she can hardly breathe.But she is a nympho, but she put the earrings on with her instincts: "Okay, okay." The young lady smiled at her aunt, and showed him the mirror.

Dazai looked at the glasses.

"..."

Hey!

The original cute pink will add cuteness. For example, the shop assistant wears pink earrings. She is also petite and looks like a soft and cute bunny.However, the pink stud earrings of the same style on Zhongye's ears not only make the whole person more lustful and abstinent, but also add a poppy-like fragrance, sweetness and drug addiction to the charm.The whole person's hormones exploded at this moment!The other female customers who had been peeping here also stopped whispering at this time, and their eyes were straightened when they looked at the orange-haired boy.

Dazai has sufficient evidence to suspect that even if he wears a pink dress on Chuya's body, it is estimated that the final effect will be that A bends the sexual orientation of the girls on the spot and engages him in 'Lily'!

Humph.

Ming Mingzhong also looked super cute in a foreign dress when he was 15 years old!It's only been three years, why has there been such a big change!

[I still keep the photo of Nakaya’s 15-year-old women’s clothing. 】

[Fuck, we agreed to destroy each other's data! ] Zhong also suddenly became furious.When I was 15 years old, there was a target person who liked Lori very much. The character of the target person was very suspicious that other people could not get close to him easily.The two of them were about the same age as girls at the time, and the masculine edges and corners of their faces did not grow. They approached the target person in women's clothing. At that time, they saved each other's black history in their mobile phones, and then agreed to destroy them together.

[You violated the agreement! ! ! 】

Dazai quibbled: 【No, at that time we agreed to destroy the photos saved on the mobile phone and the cloud storage backup together, and we didn’t say that we would destroy the printed photos. 】

【Where are you hiding! 】

[A place that can never be found in the middle of the world. 】

[Burn it for me! 】

【Ah, I died once, my brain was damaged, I forgot where I hid it. 】

【ha!Now you're a mackerel head again!Don't play dumb for me, tell me where did you hide the photo? 】That photo is too shameful, the biggest black history in life must be destroyed!

[What's wrong with mackerel? It is rich in DHA and has super nutritional value.Not like tiny slimy biological slugs that are useless at all. 】

【nonsense!Slugs can clear away heat and wind, reduce swelling and detoxify! 】

【...Chu also really checked the function of slugs. 】

【…】He scolded the other party for the mackerel fish, and the other party blatantly blatantly pointed out the nutritional value of a bunch of mackerel fish. Zhong also was a little unconvinced and then secretly checked on the Internet whether the slugs were really worthless. A little embarrassed, 【You shut up! ] After a pause, he suddenly realized, [You bastard, first tell me where you hid the photo? 】

【Shut up——】

[Shut up and release.Please tell me where the photo is! 】

[Self-enclosed. 】

Hearing the cries of the dwarf in his mind, Dazai felt better again because of the depression he couldn't do just now.Just now because of the low air pressure unintentionally overflowing because of unhappiness, although the hormones released made all the ladies tremble, but there is also an inexplicable sense of oppression and they dare not approach and be presumptuous.Now when he smiles, it warms his heart as if the winter has passed and all things are revived to usher in the warmth of spring.

"Dazai-kun, please make your debut as soon as possible!" Sonoko came to her senses and leaned over, "I will definitely use all my abilities to give you gifts for ranking, and send you to the Budokan!" Her excited voice was a little loud , The girls who had been peeking around heard it too.A good-looking boy may be someone's boyfriend who is not easy to flirt with, but if he is a public idol, he is a public boyfriend.

"Idol? Is he an idol?"

"No wonder it's so pretty."

"Let's go over and ask for an autograph."

Seeing the 'rivals in love' crowding around asking for autographs and contact information, Yuanzi felt a little sour in her heart that she didn't want to share the beautiful boy with them, and didn't care about picking out the things she liked, so she quickly checked out and left.

out of the store.

The "rivals in love" who asked for the contact information of the beautiful boy inspired Yuanzi, and she led everyone to the digital store to buy a mobile phone for the beautiful boy who "ran away in a hurry and forgot to bring his luggage".Of course, as the benefactor, she got his contact information immediately by using the reason of trying out the new number.

Conan rolled his eyes.

Looking at the very popular orange-haired boy, I feel sore and at the same time have a faint expectation. It would be great if this person really debuted as an idol.In this way, he will be surrounded by the spotlight, and it is best to become popular enough to be followed by countless people. If the schedule is full, he will not have time to sleep, so it will be very difficult to do bad things in the future.

Seeing them still want to continue to go home.

Ke Zhinan felt that shopping was very boring. After running many houses in a row, he was not only tired, but the child's body was almost unable to hold on. He habitually held the girl's hand and said coquettishly: "Sister Lan, I'm tired." Facing the orange-haired boy's playful eyes, he blushed again.I didn't feel like pretending to be a child before, but it would be a bit embarrassing to pretend to be a child after being exposed, especially if the person pretending to be a child is still a girl he likes.

Yuanzi complained, "Children are really troublesome."

It just so happened that Dazai also wanted to use his mobile phone to check things he cared about, so he also said: "I'm really tired, let's find a place to drink something, we will continue after we rest."

Hearing that the beautiful boy said that he was tired, Yuanzi immediately agreed with both standards: "Okay, I just happened to be a little tired from walking." She looked around, "There is a water in front, let's go there and have a rest."

Conan: "..."

Don't you just look better?

His real identity is also super popular with girls!

Everyone moved to the water bar.

Dazai casually ordered a drink, then took out his mobile phone, and said perfunctorily: "New mobile phone, I'll download some necessary software first." It's just to say in a cryptic way not to disturb him for the time being.

Although Sonoko has a handsome young face, he is still very sensible.She saw that there were cakes in the store, and discussed with her girlfriends which ones were more delicious, and which ones looked good and tasted good.Conan wanted to peek at what the orange-haired boy was doing, and joined the chat group after being warned by 'mafia's eyes'.

After connecting to the Wi-Fi in the store, Dazai directly selected a few of the recommended necessary software for installation and transferred them to the background for automatic installation. After downloading from Google, he immediately opened the search page.

He searched [Suzuki Group] and glanced at the profile and found that he still underestimated the girl's background, but this just happened to not change the springboard. The girl's character is "down-to-earth" and it is quite comfortable to get along with, which is better than dealing with those who are like templates. Daughter' is much better.After reading the scope of the Suzuki Group, I changed hands and searched for the information reports of [Kudo Shinichi] and the uncle [Mouri Kogoro] and others. Almost all of them were reports on the detection of major cases. What is interesting is that after Kudo's "disappearance" , Mori Kogoro suddenly emerged, and Dazai probably guessed the truth when he saw the prefix "sleeping" word Dazai.

Too bad it can't be sold to paparazzi.

Otherwise, the news would be a big hit.

After knowing all the brief information I wanted to know, I entered the three words [Dazai Osamu], and when I was about to click on the search, I suddenly thought that he is now sharing the line of sight with Chuya. Laughed to death by the dwarf who was "substituting for a refreshment".Press the back button to delete and re-enter the name of [Chuya Zhongyuan]. In short, check the black material of the 'little man' first, and he must laugh first.

The Internet in the store is fast.

The first entry on the first page that popped up was the celebrity encyclopedia he was looking for.After clicking in, I was sour when I saw the introduction at the beginning.

Chuya Nakahara, loved by young people, is the most dazzling star poet in the Showa poetry circle.

Dazai saw the birth and elapsed time in the parentheses behind the name and counted: [What, 'Chuya' actually lived to be 30 years old] Then he said proudly in a tone of 'I won': [Fortunately, I Just died, at the most beautiful age, it's good not to be rotten. 】

[What's so good about dying early. 】I don't have any feelings about "Death Early". As a mafia, I danced on the edge of life and death, so it's not surprising that I died suddenly.

As soon as he was distracted, he found that Dazai had closed the search page, [Hey, why did you quit, I haven't read the introduction yet. 】Although he is very clear that the two of them are not alone, it is quite cool to 'substitute' and see how to blow 'his' rainbow farts.

Dazai has already started to search other people's encyclopedias, and said perfunctorily: [He died too early, there is only a short two-page introduction, which is nothing to look at, and the encyclopedia of poems written by "Mr. Zhongyuan" does not have a detailed introduction. ...Wow, Mr. Mori's life is really long. 】He searched Mr. Mori's name with the attitude of giving it a try, and found that there is really a person with the same name in this world.

Zhong was also distracted, 【Turn the page slowly. 】Although they share vision, they do not share brain processing speed. He only read two or three lines on one page and Dazai has already turned the next page. . 】

【hehe. ] Dazai's venomous tongue: [The same is also for young girls. 】

Chuya didn't care about it, he was suddenly interested in other people: [Dazai, search to see if there is a big sister in this world. 】

Dazai quit and searched 【Ozaki Momiji】.

Look at gender male.

"..." Both of them fell silent.

At this time, the cakes ordered by the girls arrived, Sonoko asked casually, "Dazai-kun, do you want a cake?" She pushed the cake to the middle, "I ordered several flavors, which one do you like?"

Get rid of the bad brains.

Dazai and Chuya came back to their senses, glanced at the cakes, most of them were fruit cakes.When Zhong Ye saw the strawberry cake, he shouted with a raised voice: 【Dazai, I want to eat strawberries. 】

"Strawberry."

Hearing that Dazai really chose the strawberry flavor, Nakaya was stunned for a moment. He just said that he didn't expect much. According to the "two blacks killing each other" model, the dog will not let it go because it will make him feel uncomfortable. Given any chance, he should choose the matcha flavor that he hates.

Taste shared.

It was only when he felt the unique sour and sweet taste of strawberry that Chuya was sure that Dazai had really chosen his favorite flavor, and he was vigilant in his heart: [What conspiracy do you have? 】It’s not that he was persecuted with delusional disorder, he didn’t know how many times he jumped into the pit of delicious food on the outside but dark food on the inside in the three years of his partner.

This is the experience of many lessons.

【I share taste with Zhong Ye, framing you is framing me, and I'm not sick. 】Dazai inserted a slice of strawberry with a fork and put it into his mouth. The cream stained on the edge touched his lips. He stuck out his tongue and licked the cream away. His seductive look instantly made Sonoko's heart ache. 【If there is any conspiracy, I am using Chuuya's body to seduce the eldest lady. 】

【? ? ? 】

There are also some do not understand.

Isn't Goubi's partner always seducing Missy?

Dazai picked up the phone and turned on the camera function, set the camera to the front and clicked to record, repeating the action of eating strawberries and licking cream just now.Opening his mouth slightly, he put the strawberry stained with cream into his mouth, stretched out the tip of his bright red tongue to wrap the strawberry in, then poked it out to lick the cream clean.

Zhong Ye: [! ! ! 】

Looking at this scene from another angle, he never knew that 'myself' who ate strawberries like this would have such a lustful look.Suddenly, I remembered that I licked my lips like this when I was eating strawberry cake. At that time, Dazai asked him nicely, "Is the dog in heat. Is it time?"After that, he posted his photos and phone numbers on several dating websites, causing him to be bombarded by many girls. Later, he had to change a private number to finally get rid of the email and phone harassment.

Dazai said with a 'scumbag' face: [When I get the young lady in my hand, and then cheat and seduce her best friend, I will just wait to be treated as a heartless guy and get slapped by the girl! 】

Chuya immediately recalled his thoughts, [Fuck, you are done if you dare to do it! 】

Dazai immediately proved his courage with actions, and gave her a wink at Sonoko who was looking at her, so fascinated, the girl blushed and lowered her head to pretend to eat cake, and then turned her head to the black-haired girl who happened to be looking over at the side There is a cute smile on the head where you can see the little tiger teeth.Although the other party didn't show obvious obsession, he was also shocked by the pure 'beauty'.

Before the little dwarf got mad, Dazai stuffed another strawberry in his mouth, and said soothingly: 【Just kidding, don't be so excited, your brain will be shaken into a paste. ] I stuffed another mouthful of cream, the soft and silky touch spread in the mouth with a little sweetness, and I couldn't help squinting my eyes.He himself doesn't like to eat this kind of sweet and greasy food, probably because of the shared taste of Zhongye, he can't stop being addicted.

【Asshole, if you...】

[I am now an ally with the little detective, and I will not attack the ally's girlfriend until it is terminated. I still have morals for this. 】This sentence comforted Chuya very well. Although Goubi Dazai is black and scumbag, he will still abide by certain basic principles that belong to "human beings".

Finished the cake.

After resting, Sonoko continued to head towards the shopping mall full of energy to buy, buy, buy, Dazai knew how to coax girls, and in short, the two girls were very happy and satisfied in the next trip.

Except Conan.

He just felt that shopping was a physical and mental torture.

Return to the hot spring house with a full harvest.

Although Dazai was not a guest here, but because he solved the murder case quickly and did not let the matter escalate and affect other guests, the criminal police came and left quickly, and many customers were not alarmed.The boss gratefully provided him with a room for free.Back indoors, Dazai went straight to the bathroom.Although the weather is not very hot now, I still sweat a lot after spending the whole afternoon fighting and shopping with the two girls.What's more important is that I didn't wear a bandage when I went out today, and my skin felt itchy after prolonged exposure to the air.

【Stop stop! ! ! 】

When Dazai started to apply the shower gel with his hands, Shi Chuya yelled to stop, 【None of us has seen the other's bare butt. 】They don't argue all the time, and it's tiring to argue every day.After all, they are partners, and occasionally there will be quiet times to help each other. When I lived in the dormitory together at the age of 15, I would also help each other. When I was injured, I helped to apply medicine, and it was inconvenient to take a bath to help rub my back.

【no!You stop first! 】

Zhong is also embarrassed to say that he is afraid of being ridiculed.

In the state of possession, their five senses are shared, and Dazai also feels it when he applies body wash and touches his body.And I don't know if it's because the body is controlled by Dazai at this time, or because the shared touch is slightly delayed, which leads to a slight deviation in the transmission of the feeling to him, although in theory it is 'myself' bathing 'myself', But there is always a feeling of being touched by others is more sensitive.

Who is Dazai.

Immediately guessed the general situation through the tone of Chuya's voice and the emotions leaked out, stretched out his hand and brushed across his chest, hearing the voice of the dwarf shouting in his mind, he stretched out his hand to touch the place three inches below the navel even more viciously , Immediately, I heard the dwarf gasping in my mind and calling for a stop as if he was enduring something.

[Dazai, Dazai, stop, stop——]

Dazai stopped.

To be honest, at the beginning, he just wanted to play a prank, and then it was a little embarrassing, uh, as a physiologically normal angry boy, he could easily get angry when he was stimulated.If the five-fingered girl sleeps with my body directly, the problem is that this is Zhongye's body, and their five senses still share.

Dazai: "..."

Oops, too bad.

Zhong Ye: [! ! ! 】

Hey!

Dazai licked his lower lip, "I..."

【don't want! 】Realizing that his reaction was too intense, Chuya said in shame and annoyance: 【Didn't you say you know how to solve the possession situation? Get out of my body quickly! 】

Dazai also felt a little troublesome about the current embarrassing situation, silently walked to the mirror of the sink to wipe off the moisture on it, leaned his head over and kissed the 'self' in the mirror.In the next moment, Zhongye's body staggered, and then he felt that he had regained control of his body.

"Go away!" Regaining his 'voice', this was the first word Chuya said to Dazai.Knowing that he was wrong, Dazai directly used his spirit body to go out through the wall without saying anything back.

People left.

Chuya's second sentence was still swearing: "Fuck!"

Taking a deep breath, he turned on the cold water.

After solving the physical problem, he dawdled in the bathroom for a while, embarrassingly embarrassing, he couldn't stay here all night without going out, Zhong also hinted in his heart 'it was an accident just now' several times and then walked out.The air was quiet and depressing, Zhong also turned on the TV casually, feeling a little suffocated.

Dazai answered casually: "I want to watch the idol singer's show."

Both of them wanted to forget about the accident just now, and Nakun chose the program Dazai wanted to watch without objecting, while he sat outside the maximum 1.6-meter range.The show was about a girl group who was not very interested in performing. I saw the mobile phone thrown on the bed beckoning and using gravity to float it over.When I clicked on the screen, I suddenly remembered that Dazai had quit suddenly when he was searching for 'Poets', and searched again to open the information he hadn't seen.

Skip the previous growth history and love triangle, even if this "Zhong Ye" is another "self" in the parallel world, but he is him, the experience and life of the two, including the future direction, are completely different, and they will not be overly "substituted" 'He's pretty far apart.It was just that when he saw the words "the eldest son died early" and "nervous breakdown", he was also stunned.Did Dazai quit the page suddenly because he saw this?

Inexplicable.

Feel a sweet strawberry taste in the mouth.