[Sword Three] Every day when you go online, you can always see that the gang leader is dying again

Lu Mo walked up to the three of them, and the three of them shouted in unison: "Boss, good evening!" Zheng Li also added in a very doggy manner, "Boss, a generous and handsome boss like you is really a blessing in my previous life." " Hearing that, Feng Ergou got goosebumps all over his body.

"Well, let's go up." Lu Mo seemed to be in a good mood.

So the four of them entered the elevator under the guidance of the welcoming lady and went up to the Bihai box on the VIP floor.

After entering the private room, Zheng Li turned around and swallowed hard looking at the magnificent decoration inside the private room——Hey, how much is the famous painting and furniture in this room worth?

As he was calculating the price in his mind, the rest of his colleagues also came in under the guidance of the waiter. A group of people chose seats for a long time noisily. They are all full.

Zheng Li glared fiercely at Feng Ergou who was sitting between the two girls.Feng Ergou pretended not to know, and chatted happily with the girls in the personnel department. He pointed to the position next to the boss without showing any traces, and made a cheering gesture to him.

"What's the matter, Xiao Zheng, why don't you come and sit?" Just as Zheng Li was hesitating whether to ask the waiter to add an extra chair beside Feng Ergou, Lu Mo, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke.

Zheng Li bit the bullet, sat down with a dry smile against the sympathetic eyes of everyone: "Come, come."

Talk about what it feels like to eat with BOSS.

After a night of trials, Zheng Li thought that he could be called a veteran driver in answering this question.

——One word, pretend; three words, pretend to be reserved.

After everyone sat down, Lu Mo said: "Because I don't know what everyone likes to eat, so I didn't order in advance. You can order whatever you want, don't be restrained." It is not picky to say that you can eat anything.Zheng Li nodded and echoed along with Daliu, but he had already made up a menu for a table full of Han people in his mind, and he was extremely looking forward to someone with insight to stand up for everyone's benefit.

"No one particularly wants to eat?" Lu Mo confirmed again, and after receiving affirmative answers from everyone, he looked at Zheng Li next to him again, "Where is Xiao Zheng? I think you seem very hungry, you come first Let's order some dishes."

Zheng Li wanted to cry but had no choice but to face A Hua's eyes of "you dare to be more and you will die" and the envious eyes of the girls in the personnel department, and sweated coldly with trembling hands. After ordering some dishes, he handed the menu back to Lu Mo respectfully: "Boss, order."

The waiter waiting next to him also praised Zheng Li at the right time: "Sir, your vision is really good, and you immediately ordered the three most expensive signature dishes in our hotel. It’s a little bit more expensive than other dishes, but its taste is definitely praised by everyone who has tasted it!”

Zheng Li: ...QAQ Is there still time for me to change the menu!

Lu Mo still looked indifferent. After taking the menu, he added more than a dozen items without frowning, which made Zheng Li a little terrified.

The waiter walked out of the box with the menu, and the atmosphere froze for a while, only Ah Hua was desperately looking for topics to liven up the atmosphere. "Everyone, let's talk about what you usually like to do!" Ah Hua picked a relatively easy topic.

Listening to the girls Gao Yang's "doing yoga", "perfuming", and "making desserts", Zheng Li, who originally planned to say "playing games", thought about it, and finally changed the answer to "playing football".Well, it's the same with the gang's territory of Cuju, so I'm not lying.

"Oh, Xiao Zheng also likes to play football?" Lu Mo suddenly turned his head and looked at Zheng Li with a half-smile.

Zheng Li bit the bullet and pretended to be calm and nodded: "Yes...yes, I once won the No.1 football game." It was a Cuju competition organized by the Butterfly Over the Sea Gang, and the prize was two hibiscus out of water banquets With a basket of imperial bamboo grass, Zheng Li also secretly hacked an extra set of tourmaline fragments.

Lu Mo smiled very shallowly: "I have the opportunity to compete together. I haven't played for a long time, and I miss it a bit." At this moment, Zheng Li deeply understood what it means to lift a rock to hit his own foot.

The dishes came up one after another, and you get what you pay for. I have to say that the dishes that cost a lot of money are really worth the money.Zheng Li's chopsticks kept attacking the dish, and the BGM of "The Little Master of China" echoed in his mind from time to time.

As the dishes were served, the atmosphere on the wine table gradually became more harmonious. Many people became bolder after drinking, and opened up chatterboxes in front of the BOSS fearlessly through drinking.

For example, Ren Zi, a well-known male terminal cancer patient in the design department sitting on Zheng Li's right, began to pull Zheng Li to talk about his legendary experience of being sought after by thousands of female classmates when he was in college.Ren Zi used a critical eye to describe those unreserved girls (in his eyes), but intentionally or unintentionally conveyed the meaning of "I'm very welcome, come and confess to me" to other people at the wine table, listen It made Zheng Li uncomfortable, and he had to echo a few words from time to time to show that he was listening carefully.

Of course, Ren Zi's sudden love paranoia is well-known throughout the company, so other people at the table just listened to it and laughed.

However, sitting beside Ren Zi, Zheng Li couldn't escape the attack of Chu Nan's thoughts at all. He even had to drink red wine one after another in order to hide his sadness.

One cup, two cups, three cups... Zheng Li felt that the wine table in front of him was gradually doubled, and the world began to spin, and then he closed his eyes, and the last words he heard were Feng Ergou's angrily swallowing mountains and rivers. Roaring: "Oh, I'm going, Lao Zheng, why are you so drunk!!"

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Zheng Li woke up on a strange bed. After waking up, he only felt a splitting headache. He unconsciously rolled a few times on the bed—why does Wucao's butt also feel a little pain? ?

Zheng Li was startled awake from the wine, but he couldn't remember what he did after he was drunk yesterday, and he could make up a lot of things in his mind, such as "The handsome guy got drunk late at night and suffered a terrible accident on the way home" With such a discordant title, he couldn't help but let out a scream.

There was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and then the door was opened, and Lu Mo, who was wearing smoke-gray home clothes, appeared in Zheng Li's sight.He frowned upon seeing Zheng Li's weeping expression: "What's wrong? Did you fall to the ground?"

Oh my god, I slept on the bed of the boss all night!Zheng Li pointed at him tremblingly, then at himself, hugging the quilt sadly.

Hey, I didn't expect that a young man like me who is in the wind will have a day of unspoken rules.

Lu Mo leaned against the wall with his arms folded, and looked at Zheng Li's ever-changing expression a little funnyly: "Don't worry, your chastity is still there. You feel...cough...a little pain because Feng Jiaqi didn't care when you were moved out of the hotel yesterday. Carefully dropped your hand, so your tailbone hits the corner of the revolving door."

Feng Jiaqi was Feng Ergou's real name. According to Zheng Li's understanding of him, it was entirely possible for Feng Ergou, who was denied by his relatives after drunk, to do so.

It turned out that I was wrong to blame the boss.Zheng Li huddled at the foot of the bed with a flushed face, deeply reflecting on how he had such a nasty view of his boss, who was a gentleman and a gentleman.

"Since you're awake, let's have breakfast." Seeing Zheng Li shy and unwilling to speak, Lu Mo said, "Or lunch."

Zheng Li rushed to the bedside to check the time on his phone—July 7th at 15:11 am Beijing time, which means that he slept in this strange room all night, and he didn't even know how he got in. Unaware.Zheng Li, who was in a state of ignorance, walked into the bathroom instinctively, took care of himself in the mirror, and then walked cautiously to the kitchen.

At the dining table outside the kitchen, Lu Mo happened to bring the last plate of stir-fry to the table. The appearance of a male god with a blue apron somehow hit Zheng Li, a perverted young man's cuteness. He unexpectedly felt that such a boss... was a bit... Make him excited?

Seeing Zheng Li coming out, Lu Mo greeted him quite calmly: "Sit down, let's eat first."

So Zheng Li pulled out the armchair in a daze and sat down, raised his chopsticks and took a bite of tomato scrambled eggs.After taking one bite, the feeling of exploding taste buds filled his tongue again, and he couldn't help but take another bite...don't try the fried shredded pork with green peppers next door...ah, it looks like clam egg soup is also delicious look...

Zheng Li ate quickly, as if he was afraid that if he stretched out his chopsticks a little slower, all the food would be eaten up.Lu Mo still maintained an elegant and noble aristocratic style, eating slowly and sparingly, and occasionally stopped his chopsticks to look at Zheng Li.

After eating and drinking, Zheng Li belched contentedly, and finally realized that there seemed to be only himself and the boss in this room at the moment, and he didn't care about the boss's impression of him at all, and crazily snatched food from the boss's chopsticks.

"Boss..." Zheng Li smiled awkwardly at Lu Mo, "Did you cook this meal?"

"Do you think there is a second person who can cook in this room?"

Seeing that the flattery was not successful enough, Zheng Li continued his efforts and continued to boast: "Boss, your culinary skills are amazing, you can compete with the chef last night, did you learn your culinary skills from your mother? "

"No, when I was studying abroad, I wanted to eat Chinese food, so I learned a few recipes." Lu Mo glanced at him, and started to arrange the bowls and chopsticks.

How can a good employee sit and watch the boss clear the table!Zheng Li got up immediately and hurriedly helped clear the dining table: "I'll come, I'll come, Boss, sit down. You are willing to take care of me all night and treat me to a meal. I helped you clean the table because I repaired it in my previous life." Blessing."

"You said that once yesterday."

Zheng Li almost blurted out, "Then let's practice love for one life for three lives and three lives".

Seeing that Zheng Li insisted on rushing to wipe the table and wash the dishes, Lu Mo was not polite, and took a document and walked into the study: "Then you can clean the kitchen too, I will deal with a document first, and send it to you later." You go home."

As soon as he heard that BOSS was going to send him home, Zheng Li's lingering drunkenness completely dissipated: "No, no, BOSS, don't waste too much of your youth on me and other little people, and I won't bother you anymore. Go home immediately after washing!"

"No, when I come out, I'll take you back." The domineering president announced.

Zheng Li was wilted, and nodded sadly. After watching the BOSS walk into the study, he began to tidy up the kitchen, which was not actually garbage.

The author has something to say: BOSS: I heard that you have a group called Perverted Lu Heitu?

Zheng Li: ... huh