babysitter you crossed the line

"It's the meeting, it's the meeting, everyone sit down and sit down, hey, Aisha, why are you here again? All right, please sit down too! I said you get off Luo Tingwan's lap and sit on the sofa! Our room Abuse/abuse of single species is prohibited!" I roared with smoke, coughed twice, and a glass of water appeared in my hand at the right time, I turned my head and saw Fan Wenqi smiling at me respectfully.Although this kid looks like he has no strings in his brain, he does things very simply and neatly.

"What's the situation?" Aisha whispered to her boyfriend Luo Tingwan, who lives in Room [-], with her mouth close to her ear, her voice controlled so that the people in the room could hear her, "Mo Sheng has a new favorite? This one looks better than the last one He's much more handsome, Mo Sheng's beating was not in vain, his vision has been slapped."

"Aisha, you two, don't talk small things!" I was a little annoyed because I heard everyone's ridicule, and I slapped the table to tell them to be honest.After the scene was under control, I rummaged through my pockets and took out a few bills: "This is the utility bill for this month. Please check it later and hand it in. Today I went to the supermarket and ran into Aunt Huang from the neighborhood committee. She heard that I I was just dumped, and I was pulled to introduce someone to me. After a while, who leaked my private affairs, you wrote me an anonymous report/letter. This Saturday, there will be a walk around the building in the community. I hope everyone will actively participate ..."

"Are you going to participate?" Zhao Dandan interrupted and asked me in room four.

I touched my bandaged head and said weakly: "The doctor said that I need to rest for this injury. I will feel sorry for the organization this time, and I will definitely participate next time."

"You also said last year that your stomach hurts and you need to rest and not participate." Zhao Dandan didn't give me any face, and exposed me as soon as he came up.Before I had time to defend myself, Luo Tingwan said again: "The year before last, he also said that his feet hurt so much that he would not participate." You are the last one who has no right to disclose/publish, shut up and put down your phone and have a good meeting!" Who are the residents in this room, I won't make a show or take me as the owner of the house!

"Ahem, then, let me introduce our new resident, Fan Wenqi, the nanny hired by my sister, who is studying for a Ph. After finishing, Du Zixin raised his hand to signal to me that he wanted to speak.I stopped to listen to what he had to say.

"Student, you are a doctor and still come to be a nanny. Does the nanny make so much money?"

Fan Wenqi was a little embarrassed to be stared at by a few pairs of curious eyes, and stood closer to me: "I originally signed a contract with the research institute to work there, but there was an accident in the laboratory and it was being renovated. Taking professional-related private work, and I was in a hurry to spend money, my friend asked me to work in a nanny agency run by his sister, and promised to give me a higher salary than others."

"Let me just say, how can a doctoral student be willing to be a babysitter." Zhao Dandan said proudly.

"College students are willing to be street sweepers. What's so special about doctoral students being babysitters?" Luo Tingwan said, but took out 100 yuan from his pocket and clapped it in Zhao Dandan's outstretched hand.Aisha's long-sighted squinted eyes immediately widened: "Okay Luo Tingwan, you really hid your private money behind my back!" Attacking with a pillow, he did not forget to explain, "I didn't hide this, I found it after shopping!"

I mourned for Luo Tingwan's IQ for two seconds, and then dismissed the meeting by ignoring them.Fan Wenqi was like a tail. Wherever I went, he went. I stopped and looked at him. His bright eyes stared straight at me, like a loyal dog waiting for my order.Being watched by him so undisguisedly, I always feel that his usual shyness is just pretending, and this kind of warm face at this time is his real side.

"Why do you follow me all the time? Do your job." I drove him away impatiently, probably because he had seen too much of my impatient face, and instead of being scared away, he supported me Go into the bedroom.

"Brother, you didn't go to bed until five o'clock in the morning. Hurry up and catch up on sleep. I'll wait for you to wake up before working."

"I do not need……"

"Hey!"

Before I could finish my sentence, I was picked up and laid down on the bed by his "hey".I looked at him in shock, as if I saw an alien.

"Go to sleep." He pulled the quilt for me, sat on the edge of the bed and stared at me, smiling shyly again.How could I be able to sleep because I was so scared by him?Fortunately, he was self-aware and left after saying "I'll go outside to see what I can do", otherwise I wouldn't have dared to take the initiative to drive him away.

I dreamed of killing zombies with my friends, and when the fight was in full swing, my body was shaken twice and I woke up immediately.I stared at Fan Wenqi, and it took me a long time to realize that he told me to get up and have lunch.People who sleep late know that since they can sleep through their meals, they can skip meals.We are happier if we eat one less meal. We lose weight and save money on meals. Why not do it?But Fan Wenqi didn't understand the profound meaning of sleeping late, and slowly said in my ear "it's not good for the body", "need to adjust the biological clock" and other things that my mother no longer said in my ear, I was annoyed by him No, I can only get up and walk towards the restaurant by pulling the messy hair in a bird's nest.

I was so dizzy that I sat on the chair and stood up. Fan Wenqi picked up the chopsticks and forced them into my hands, asking me to try his handicraft.In fact, there is no need to taste it. I smelled rice fragrance as soon as I came out of the bedroom.Looking at the appearance of his fried dishes, it is definitely not comparable to ordinary small restaurants.Not only are the styles complete, there are meat and vegetables, rice and soup, even the placement of them seems to have been carefully measured.

Um?Measured accurately?I turned my head and saw the strange measuring cylinder, measuring cup and measuring ruler on the cutting board, and I was inexplicably chilled.

"Do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" I asked him bluntly, it's not a big privacy anyway.He looked in the direction I was staring at, and explained sheepishly: "It's my first time cooking, and I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to measure it properly, so I found some auxiliary tools. Don't worry, they are all new, and I have specially sterilized them."

I imagined the scene of the other party putting oil, salt, sauce and vinegar into the measuring cylinder to read the scale, and I shuddered and said to him: "Don't do this in the future, you will panic when you look at it. I am not a picky person, You can do whatever you can to eat. Ah, unless you have too high requirements for what you eat..." I almost forgot that he would eat with me.I have food and shelter.

"My requirements are not too high. Then I'll just look at it in the future." He agreed readily, and it doesn't seem to be some kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

After dinner, I sat in front of the sofa and watched TV. Fan Wenqi washed the dishes and handed me some envelopes. "Brother, this is the anonymous report/report they asked me to give you."

I nodded in satisfaction, and when I was about to take it over, he retracted his hand again.

"Brother, rest your eyes, let me read to you." Huh?This kid really knows how to take care of others, as expected of a family with young and old.

"The prisoner is Du Zixin, the report is over."

"Well, this letter must have been written by Zhao Dandan, she is always so concise."

"Mo Sheng, it's really not me, it's him who said it was mine! I was framed!"

"Well, it's Luo Tingwan who doesn't have any logic, that is, he can act like he did what he obviously didn't do."

"Celebrity screenwriters are entangled by aunts. Who is behind the scenes? According to neighbor Xiao Wang, at 3 o'clock last night, he saw a suspicious person chatting with Aunt Huang of the neighborhood committee for [-] minutes, breaking the highest record ever. The mysterious person has no clear physical characteristics, because Xiao Wang is far away, and he can't tell whether it is a man or a woman. But according to another neighbor, Xiao Zhao, the mysterious person's body is very familiar, and he has to think twice about who he looks like. Who is the person who disclosed the privacy of the great Xiong screenwriter? I will continue to do follow-up investigations."

"Trash," I snatched Du Zixin's letter and tore it to pieces, "I haven't found anything after working on it for a long time, and I wasted my time by talking so much nonsense."

"Brother, I actually have an idea." Fan Wenqi said timidly, as if I was angry with him.

I patted the sofa beside me and told him to sit down and said.

He sat down next to me and narrated his thoughts: "If Du Ge's words are true, in fact, you only need to think about who was not in the room at eight o'clock last night."

"But I usually change scripts in my study at this point in the evening, and I don't know who's there and who's not."

"Then let's think about the other information in Du Ge's letter. The premise is that Du Ge's words are true." I want to say that the letter was torn up by me. At this opportunity, I began to recall the content of Du Zixin's letter intently, "Based on the lack of physical characteristics, we can first exclude Sister Zhao. Sister Zhao is 1.6 meters tall. It is summer now, and she must be wearing a professional short skirt. Although she Short hair, but it's easy to tell if it's a man or a woman."

I nodded, thinking what he said made sense, and told him to continue.

"Furthermore, his body is familiar. Only when you meet him often can you have a sense of familiarity with a person's body. The nature of Du Ge's work determines that he often avoids working hours with ordinary office workers, and he can't come. After half a year, it should not be easy for him to leave people with a familiar sense of body shape."

"Ah! The murderer, ah no, the prisoner is Luo Tingwan!" I slapped my legs and laughed, "Luo Tingwan, Luo Tingwan, you didn't expect me to have such a smart accomplice, ah no, help me! Hmph, Let's see how I deal with him when he comes back."

"Brother, wait a minute first." Fan Wenqi stopped me who was dancing and let me calm down. "Brother, I repeated the premise of this guess twice, that is, what Du Ge said is true. Besides, these are all It's just my guess, if any information is missing, then the result is not valid. For example, sister Zhao just didn't wear a professional short skirt that day, or Brother Du and his neighbor Xiao Neng often meet."

"Hmm...then let's ask our neighbors Xiao Zhao and Xiao Wang, so we can know whether what he said is true or not?"

"Yes, then you can tell me the characteristics of Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhao and the time of entry and exit, and I will ask?" Although Fan Wenqi was laughing, but his smile was so weird that even I, who was always nervous, understood what we were doing. It is impossible to ask the result.Because... "There are at least a hundred little Zhao Xiaowangs living in this community, and I don't know which Xiao Zhao Xiaowang it is."

The author has something to say: the reasoning process is pure nonsense, please don’t take it seriously =v=