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The weather was already very hot, and more people came out for a walk at night to enjoy the cool air. Gu Shaoqing became more careful as he drove Lin Yiqian through the alleys on an electric vehicle.The lanterns on both sides of the Xiaoqinhuai River are lit up, and their reflections are reflected in the water. From time to time, there are cruise ships passing by, and the lights and shadows on the river surface are sometimes fragmented, and sometimes they are reflected again.Accompanied by the cool breeze, the trees are shady, and it is really comfortable to ride a motorbike here.Along the way, Lin Yiqian also acted as a tour guide, able to give an overview of every place he went.

"How do you know everything?" Gu Shaoqing asked Lin Yiqian without curiosity.

"What's this? Even elementary school students know it. We are all tour guides here."

Gu Shaoqing really admires the people here's love for this city, and he has settled here. In the future, when friends come over, he also wants to take them through the streets and alleys, and tell the history of this place to others, so he listened more attentively to Lin. A thousand explanations.

"This is the tomb of a famous anti-Qing general. Because he was unable to attack for a long time, the city was massacred for ten days after the Qing Dynasty entered the customs. Everyone praised his national integrity and considered him a hero, but I felt that the life of the entire city was exchanged for him. The reputation is not worth it at all. But there are two century-old ginkgoes in this yard, and the golden leaves in autumn cover the roof and patio of the courtyard. The thick layer is so beautiful, I will show you again in autumn.”

"This used to be the emperor's palace. Now there are many small antique shops in it, and the building is also very beautiful. There is a big platform in front of the house, and there are many towering old trees in the yard. I often think that there should be a very powerful sweeping monk at this time. Appeared, rolled up the fallen leaves all over the courtyard with zhenqi like in the movie, and then swept it twice in a seemingly calm manner. After all, this is a temple, but there is actually no monk, and I have never been able to figure it out. Inside There are often calligraphy and painting exhibitions, you can come and see if you are interested.”

Listening to his excitement, the car started to sway with dancing and dancing. Gu Shaoqing really admired his imagination.

"By the way, this one is actually called the Royal Wharf, because it is said that the horses of the Yellow Emperor drank well water here. Anyway, horses are more expensive than men. Now this well is a cultural relic, and later a pavilion was specially built for it. There is also a century-old tea house in front, you can try it if you like, the main thing is to eat in an elegant environment, facing the small Qinhuai River, you may have guessed it." Lin Yiqian said and pulled Gu Shaoqing's clothes, motioning him to turn his head, he Wanting to make sure the expression was clear, Gu Shaoqing raised an eyebrow at him and smiled. "Yes, yes, like the famous Qinhuai River, it is named after the restaurants and brothels on both sides, so you said that the purpose of setting up the palace here is not obvious, hahaha."

Gu Shaoqing really admired his unrestrained nonsense, "Are you talking about unofficial history?"

"It's groundless, don't you understand, there are too many rumors about the emperor in this city, it may not be all false, anyway, I believe it, the feudal dynasty has been overthrown, what's the matter? It is the master who has been sung by the converted serfs, the successor of socialism, who has my dick?" After Lin Yiqian finished speaking, he hummed the melody of the song.

Gu Shaoqing thought that he was a real treasure, if it wasn't getting late, I really wanted to hear him keep talking. "It's getting late, let's go to the bar quickly."

When the two came to the bar, sure enough the manager still made a fuss, talking nonsense and wanting to give less money, how could Lin Yiqian agree. "Manager, let's get together and get together, so don't embarrass me." Lin Yiqian said sincerely, and everyone came to help persuade him.

In the end, the manager was so disgusted that he wanted to deduct the installation fee. Lin Yiqian, who had been thinking about "one difference and two benefits, everyone will be happy", was completely pissed off, and wanted to argue with the manager.

Gu Shaoqing took the settled salary and advised Lin Yiqian not to get too excited, "Forget it, give him away, treat him to take medicine, and don't compete with idiots." Lin Yiqian had a fractured palm and needed to recuperate, and the bar was mixed with fish and dragons There is no shortage of hooligans, and it will be Lin Yiqian who will suffer from the conflict.

After coming out of the bar, Lin Yiqian felt much better, and patted Gu Shaoqing's shoulder with his left hand: "Gu Shaoqing is fine, I have learned to swear now, admiration, I was ready to swear just now, it's so fucking cool, I don't have to anymore!" Look at their faces." The two walked along the canal and chatted.

"Be careful." Lin Yiqian patted excitedly, and Gu Shaoqing was worried that he would get hurt again, "It's all taught by the teacher. The students have been taught, and they will remember it in their hearts."

Gradually walking past the bench where they slept at the beginning, the two smiled at each other, Lin Yiqian didn't say anything to tease him again, the two of them understood, let the past go, and the future can be expected.

"I'll go, what are you doing? My hands are going to be mummified for you." On the way back, Gu Shaoqing bought a few rolls of plastic wrap, and wrapped Lin Yiqian's right hand tightly to prevent it from getting wet after taking a bath.

"You don't want me to help you wash it, so be careful when you do it yourself. I just bought a non-slip mat and put it on. Anyway, you should pay attention to it."

"Maybe I watched a lot of homosexuality in the bar. Two boys squeezed together to take a shower. Hey, I can't think about it. I got goosebumps." After speaking, he turned and went into the bathroom.

After Lin Yiqian was injured, many colleagues wanted to come to visit him. His house was so shabby that it was impossible to entertain him. There was no place to sit when there were too many people.He had no choice but to explain one by one, and he would come back after a while after the house was decorated and warmed up, and then he would invite everyone to dinner.He is now in the cake team, and there are many little girls decorating flowers, making the most noise.

Gu Shaoqing heard him say that it was going to be renovated, so he thought it was better to buy an air conditioner first. Now that the weather is hot, it is difficult for the two of them to sleep comfortably on the same mattress, and they are sticky with sweat when they wake up in the morning.Now that Lin Yiqian's hand is injured, he has spent more time at home, and the hand that has been fixed in a plaster cast is more itchy due to the stuffy heat.He hurriedly ordered an air conditioner on the phone, and made an appointment for the master to come and install it today.

"I made an appointment for air-conditioning installation, and the master may not be able to come until later." After speaking, he was ready to go to work.

"You bought it. I'm also thinking, how about I finish my home decorations while I'm resting, and I'll be idle anyway."

"On a hot day, you don't feel tired running around the household goods store with your arms hanging. Why don't we go together when I'm on vacation."

"No, you're busy with your work. I'm looking for Pan Jingyu. He has nothing to do when he's free, so don't use his long hair. Stay away from him. The birdman asked me how many times I needed my number, but I ignored him."

When Gu Shaoqing came back from get off work, he found that Pan Jingyu was there.Seeing him coming back, Lin Yiqian signaled him with his eyes, "This idiot just followed here by himself."

Sure enough, when Pan Jingyu saw Gu Shaoqing coming back, he immediately stuck to it, "So you live with Lin Yiqian, otherwise I would have come to play with you long ago, he really doesn't live here, why don't you come and live with me." Let's go on and on.

"Go away, you are not reliable at all. You need to buy porcelain plate paintings for the wall tiles in the bathroom. The furniture actually took me to see the imitation Song Xin Chinese style. The cheapest bed in the store is 38888. I have checked several times and I am not mistaken. The shop assistant also said to give me a discount for buying a whole set of furniture, I’ll go, my house is less than 20 yuan, and the whole day that Pan Jingyu is looking at costs 23 yuan, I want you to use it.”

"Isn't it good-looking? Do you feel your conscience and say it's not good-looking? Recently, I've been thinking of a whole new Chinese style. The furniture is simple and elegant, with smooth lines, but the wood must be noble. Your house is too small, and the style is inconsistent and ugly. , I can only paint your bathroom with rich ink and color. What’s wrong with the porcelain plate painting? The colors are so bold and there are so many themes. Met someone with a good heart."

"Let's see, Gu Shaoqing, this idiot has been wasting my day." Lin Yiqian broke his leg today, so he couldn't buy any.

"I can't be hard on women, or I can take advantage of you." Pan Jingyu said unconvinced.

"How about you order a set of erotic pictures of two men, oh, yes, you can't be hard on men." Lin Yiqian was not polite to him, and directly poked his sore spot. Pan Jingyu was so angry that the two of them quickly Twist.

Gu Shaoqing had no choice but to go up and separate the two, pulling Lin Yiqian out to protect him behind him. "Well, not being able to be hard may be a psychological problem. I couldn't be hard before, so it's quite common." Gu Shaoqing could only comfort him in this way.

"Lin Yiqian, you idiot, you have a bird, and you haven't used it before." Pan Jingyu went crazy.

"At least I'm fucking tough, and Gu Shaoqing, why are you telling him this? Since you said it yourself, I'm not being polite. Pan Jingyu, don't be clinging to Gu Shaoqing, or the two of you will take off your pants and dry the bird Is it?" Lin Yiqian was not polite.

"You fucking wait for me." Pan Jingyu pointed at Lin Yiqian's nose, and left angrily after speaking, but Gu Shaoqing didn't stop him.

Lin Yiqian didn't pay any attention to it, and felt aggrieved after running around by himself.

"Hasn't the master who installed the air conditioner come yet?" Gu Shaoqing glanced at the fact that the air conditioner hadn't been installed yet. The atmosphere was too embarrassing just now, so he quickly changed the topic.

"It's going to be summer, and the master is busy. He can only come at night, probably at seven o'clock. Damn, I'm exhausted and sweaty. I'll take a shower first."

Gu Shaoqing went to wrap his hands in plastic wrap again, and hurriedly cooked dinner by himself.

After a while, the master came to install the air conditioner, and saw Gu Shaoqing also teasing the house. "It's simple enough for you. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't even need to bring the dustproof cloth." Seeing Lin Yiqian coming out of the shower, the master probably thought it was a house rented by two poor people. It is estimated that the decoration would cost one month's rent for the whole set. There is no 500 yuan.The master felt that it was not easy for them, and he was unwilling to cheat them.I usually sell brass tubes for the installation of air conditioners, 240 yuan per meter. In fact, it is not necessary to use them, but the master himself increases his income.

"Damn it, what can I do if there is no way, the 2-horsepower air-conditioning pipe is [-] square meters, so the electricity bill is also scary!" Lin Yiqian realized this problem only at this time.

"Then don't install it today, let's call someone to install the door tomorrow." Gu Shaoqing also apologized, and he didn't think of this problem.

"Why don't you use it? Damn, I'm going to enjoy it today. I'll hang a bed sheet as a curtain later, let's just let it go, and we'll talk about the rest tomorrow. I'm really going to faint from heat today, and my hands are itchy and uncomfortable." He couldn't scratch the itch, which made Lin Yiqian very angry today.

After the master left, the two began to toss the curtain.Gu Shaoqing suggested: "Are there any nails, I'll hang them up."

"No, can I stick it with tape?" Lin Yiqian couldn't think of such a coquettish operation.

"I guess it won't stick!" Gu Shaoqing really didn't know how to operate it, so he stuck it directly, and it would definitely fall off when he lifted it.

"Let me go, do you have any experience in life? You stretch the wide tape to make a rope, fix both ends on the wall, put a few more tapes on the two points, then hang the bed sheet on it and tape it firmly." Lin Yiqian directed Gu Shaoqing to work.

Gu Shaoqing really didn't have such experience, according to what Lin Yiqian said, he didn't expect to be stuck, it's just a little short, but it's better than nothing.Lin Yiqian continued to ask Gu Shaoqing to bring the small table into the room, and he was going to have dinner in it today.Gu Shaoqing just thought that he was happy, and didn't care about the rest.

The two finally had a good night's sleep today, but it was getting hotter and stuffier in the middle of the night, but they were too tired to wake up.