Happy Comeback [Quick Transmigration]

At night, Qiao Chen sat on the reclining chair by the window and watched the moon. There were few evening entertainment activities in ancient times, and this was still in the palace. At most, he could only drink and chant poems.

Qiao Chen didn't want to get together with the people like King Yong'an, and was too lazy to watch Cheng Jingrui use some ancient temples he learned in modern times to get praise and flattery from others, so he went back to his room early to rest.

Appreciating the moon is a kind of sentiment for ancient people, but it may be a kind of torture for modern people who have various entertainment activities and cannot do without the Internet. For Qiao Chen, he has experienced many lives and has too many memories. For some people, it is a rare time to let their minds go.

Qiao Chen was sighing at the moon, when a figure suddenly appeared outside the window, Qiao Chen felt that he could tell who it was by smelling it without looking, so he turned his head and told the attendant, "Go down, don't come in without orders."

"Yes." The two attendants led the order to retreat.

Qiao Chen watched Xiao Qinan jump into the house from the window and asked, "It's late at night, why did you come to me instead of protecting the emperor?"

"What do you think I'm here for?" Xiao Qinan sat down on the edge of Qiao Chen's recliner and asked.

"I look at you as if you are here to ask for a debt." Qiao Chen said.

"That's right." Xiao Qinan nodded and said.

Qiao Chen felt angry when he saw his upright look, and kicked him in the chest, "What do I owe you? Just say it's right."

"In the cave during the day, you can do whatever you want with me when you come back." Xiao Qinan grabbed Qiao Chen's foot and slowly moved up his calf.

"You, I'm that..." Qiao Chen originally wanted to say that he was trying to delay the attack, but thinking that no matter what Xiao Qinan said tonight, he would never let him go, so he just took advantage of tonight to draw his poison to himself The inside of the body came well.

Qiao Chen straddled Xiao Qinan's lap and said, "Since you insist on doing something tonight, then I will make an agreement with you first. If anyone stops in the middle, he will call the other party grandpa."

Xiao Qinan picked up Qiao Chen and walked towards the bed, "If I stop, I'll call you grandpa, and if you stop, you'll call me dad."

"That won't work. If you want to stop, you have to call me daddy, and you are not allowed to call me your daddy for the rest of your life." Qiao Chen still didn't forget to bargain with Xiao Qinan at this time.

"Yes." Xiao Qinan agreed immediately, and then pressed Qiao Chen under him.

Qiao Chen endured Xiao Qinan's deep kiss, and when all the clothes on the two of them were removed, Qiao Chen wrapped his feet around Xiao Qinan's strong waist.

"Ah~, take it easy, you bastard." Qiao Chen was in so much pain that he patted his back hard.

……

Until both of them were sweating profusely, when Xiao Qinan broke out in Qiao Chen's body, he suddenly felt something was wrong, as if something was leaving his body, and his body felt a lot lighter because of it.

"Okay, whoever stops, who will call me daddy, are you ready to call me daddy?" Qiao Chen said while panting, then hooked Xiao Qinan's neck and kissed him, so as not to let him continue to be distracted.

……

Xiao Qinan straightened up and looked at Qiao Chen, and stroked his face to his body with his hands. The temperature of Qiao Chen's body was abnormal, and the expression on his face was also very uncomfortable.

Xiao Qinan thought about what he felt just now was wrong, and asked Qiao Chen, "Are you hiding something from me?"

"Don't touch me, it will be fine in a while, don't worry." Qiao Chen said a little weakly, the fire poison was really overbearing, it just entered his body in such a short time that he couldn't bear it.

Qiao Chen activated the system and quickly forced out the toxin. His body was as if water had been poured on him. His whole body was drenched, and the bedding under him was soaked.

Xiao Qinan could feel that it was best for him not to disturb Qiao Chen now, and vaguely guessed something in his heart, frowning as he looked at Qiao Chen who was constantly sweating.

"Water." Qiao Chen, who had managed to force out all the toxins, said weakly.

Xiao Qinan hurriedly got out of bed to get water for Qiao Chen, he helped Qiao Chen up, let him rely on himself, and feed him the water bit by bit.

Qiao Chen felt much better after drinking a full pot of water.

"Did you introduce the poison in my body into yours? Is this how you detoxify?" Xiao Qinan tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart.

Qiao Chen nodded and said, "Yes, isn't everything resolved now?"

"Why did you keep it from me?" Seeing Qiao Chen's indifferent look, Xiao Qinan felt even more angry, and his heart throbbed with pain.

"Will you agree with me to use this method to detoxify you without telling you?" Qiao Chen leaned in his arms and put his arms around his neck and said, "My body is invulnerable to all poisons. The fastest way to detoxify."

Xiao Qinan frowned and didn't answer.

"Don't be angry, don't leave any shadow behind, you won't be able to do it in the future, right?" Qiao Chen deliberately stimulated Xiao Qinan with words.

Xiao Qinan wanted to put Qiao Chen under him and teach him a good lesson, but he was worried about his body, so he endured and endured, panting a few times, but still didn't speak to Qiao Chen.

Qiao Chen kissed his face and then his mouth, seeing that he was still ignoring him, he blew into his ear and called softly, "Daddy?"

Xiao Qinan immediately pressed Qiao Chen under his body, if Qiao Chen hadn't been kissed by him, he would have almost laughed angrily, and then cursed in his heart, stinking hooligan, dead mensao.

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The hunt had only been going on for two days, but the weather was fine, but it suddenly rained heavily, and it rained for four or five days at a time. This was something that hunting had never happened before. Everyone had to stay in the palace and wait for the rainstorm. stop.

After the rain stopped, the sky was full of sunshine for a long time, and it was a natural vision, and I don't know if it was a bad omen or a good omen.

When someone reported that the water in Yushan Tianchi was full, everyone thought it should be a good omen.

Emperor Taizu caught the water monster in Tianchi, and made twelve bone arrows from the bones of the water monster. These bone arrows are lighter than iron, but harder than iron, and can penetrate even iron plates.Emperor Taizu took these twelve bone arrows to fight, and only then did the current Great Wei Dynasty come into being.

Usually, the water in Yushan Tianchi is not full, even if someone sees the water monster floating out of the water, they cannot catch it. Now that the Tianchi is full, as long as they can lure the water monster out, they will naturally be able to catch it.

Whoever can catch the water monster and get the twelve bones of the water monster to make bone arrows will have the greatest auspicious omen.

Both King Yong'an and Father Xiao were eager to move. If they could get the bone arrow, it could be said that it was the destiny, and it would be more justifiable to snatch the throne at that time.

So both sides had a tacit understanding and asked the emperor to decree that whoever can catch the water monster will be given the bone arrow.

Qiao Chen felt that the current emperor was really incompetent and aggrieved, he was no different from a puppet. People on both sides only thought about how to bring down each other in order to seize the throne, and no one took him seriously at all.

The water monster usually only stays at the bottom of the water, and seldom rises to the surface. It is unknown when he will come out by himself.

However, according to the mountain people near Yushan Mountain, every time an iron-winged eagle lands on the edge of the water to drink, the water monster will surface and kill the iron-winged eagle and drag it into the water.

Once, two mountain people went up the mountain together. One of the mountain people picked up a big iron-winged eagle feather. He thought it was beautiful and prepared to take it home. When the two passed Tianchi, they went down to try it out. Can't catch some fish to take back.

There had never been a water monster attacking humans before that day, but that day the mountain man with the iron-winged eagle feather was dragged into the water by the water monster that suddenly appeared, and never appeared again.

Another mountain dweller who was not dragged away by the water monster was scared out of his wits and fled back home desperately.Later, when he told other mountain people about this matter, everyone felt that the water monster must appear as soon as it sensed an iron-winged eagle approaching the water's edge.

Although everyone knows the way to lure the water monster, this iron-winged eagle is not so easy to catch. It lives on the cliffs and can only be seen occasionally flying high in the sky. No one has ever seen it It landed on the ground.

The people on King Yong'an's side heard from somewhere that iron-winged eagles like to eat tiger skin snakes, so they sent people to catch them. In order to solve the problem that iron-winged eagles do not land on the ground, Cheng Jingrui made a modern lifting pole for raising flags. , and then made an iron box with a mechanism, they were going to put the tiger snake in the iron box and lift it into the air, and then when the iron-winged eagle entered the iron box to eat the snake, they touched the consecrated light and immediately lowered the iron box Come down and catch the Iron Eagle.

Seeing that King Yong'an's side is progressing very smoothly, and the Xiao family's side has not even thought of a solution, Father Xiao can't help feeling a little anxious.

Xiao's father kept walking up and down the house, and several of his subordinates were dizzy when they walked, and Xiao Qibei was also dazzled by his father, so he said, "Father, you can see that you have been walking for so long. I haven’t come up with a good solution, so I’d better sit down and think about it.”

Father Xiao sat down on the seat and said, "I really can't think of a way to learn from them. We will do what they do. Even if I don't want to give up my old face, we must not let King Yong'an catch the iron-winged eagle and draw it out. Water monster."

"Father, I don't think it's a big deal even if they catch the iron-winged eagle. Even if they lure out the water monster, can they catch the water monster? I'm not saying that, except for my brother, no one is capable of catching the water monster." , King Yongan wants to rely on Yang Sheng to catch the water monster? It's impossible." Xiao Qibei said.

"King Yong'an and I have made a decision in front of the emperor. Whoever draws out the water monster will catch it. If they draw out the water monster, even if they don't have the ability to catch us, we can't do it. Otherwise, those literati will open and close their mouths, and they don't know how to arrange us. .”

Xiao's father added, "And there is Cheng Jingrui on their side. This person's brain seems to be different from other people's. He can always think of things that others can't think of. Capturing water monsters doesn't have to rely on force. Maybe they made What happened that can directly catch the water monster? We have been thinking here and there is no way, so let’s learn from them. Alright, hurry up and get someone to arrange it.”

Both sides were busy trying to catch the iron-winged eagle, and those who didn't help were also busy watching the fun. Only Qiao Chen hid in the room and fiddled with his colored inks for painting.

When Xiao Qinan found time to visit him, Qiao Chen asked Xiao Qinan to send someone to help him find some big cocks, the bigger the better.

Xiao Qinan thought that Qiao Chen wanted to eat chicken, so he sent soldiers to the mountain people's house to buy more than a dozen big roosters. Qiao Chen chose from among the dozen big roosters for a while before choosing one, and then asked people to put The other roosters were sent to the kitchen to have their feathers plucked and brought to him.

Xiao Qinan didn't understand why Qiao Chen left a rooster in his yard, Qiao Chen touched the feathers of the tied rooster and said, "I want to use it to trap iron-winged eagles."

After Qiao Chen finished speaking, he found that there was something wrong with the way Xiao Qinan looked at him, so he asked him, "What kind of eyes do you have? Do you think I'm out of my mind?"

"I won't despise you." Xiao Qinan said.

"You'd better dislike me, and then don't appear in front of me again, get out of here." Qiao Chen pushed Xiao Qinan out.

The subordinates of King Yong'an reported to him that the Xiao family was learning from them, and when King Yong'an was thinking of finding a way to make the Xiao family not allow them to learn from them, Cheng Jingrui told him to let them learn well. The trap he set up in the iron cage, the Xiao family would never be able to do it.

As soon as King Yong'an heard Cheng Jingrui's words, he immediately relaxed and praised Cheng Jingrui for a while, and the others quickly followed what King Yong'an said to flatter Cheng Jingrui.

When both sides were ready, everyone came to the mountain. King Yong'an sat in the elevated pergola and looked at the sky to see if there were iron-winged eagles flying by. It is said that this is the place where iron-winged eagles are most often seen. The place.

But most of the day passed, except for some birds flying by, half of the iron-winged eagle's feathers were not seen.

"Here it is, it's the iron-winged eagle." Suddenly a soldier shouted.

All the drowsy people immediately lifted their spirits and looked up at the sky.

Perhaps it was the snakes in the iron cage that really attracted the iron-winged eagle, and the iron-winged eagle has been circling over here without flying away.

When the iron-winged eagle flew over the iron cage on Xiao's side, the people on Yong'an King's side couldn't help but raise their hearts. Although Cheng Jingrui guaranteed that the iron-winged eagle could only be caught in their iron cage, but in case Once the blind cat of the Xiao family ran into a dead mouse, did he catch it?

The iron-winged eagle kept flying over the iron cage with tiger snakes on both sides, as if to choose which one was better, which made the people watching it anxious.

Suddenly, the iron-winged eagle flew towards a certain direction, and kept the posture of landing.

Just when everyone was anxious and confused, the iron-winged eagle flew back again, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief again.

The iron-winged eagle finally picked a tiger-skinned snake in a cage, and it was the cage on King Yong'an's side. When the iron-winged eagle was about to grab the snake with its beak, the cage was suddenly closed, and the mechanism inside caught it. The iron-winged eagle's beak was touched, and the iron-winged eagle struggled hard in the air.

"Come down and catch it, hurry up." King Yong'an loudly and eagerly gave orders to the soldiers under the pillar.

But the cage has not been lowered halfway, only a "bang" in the air, the iron-winged eagle has broken free from the cage, and flew to the sky again, a dozen tiger snakes in the iron cage fell down, and the soldiers below were frightened Run away quickly, this tiger skin snake is extremely poisonous, a bite would be a disaster.

The iron-winged hawk chirped loudly in the sky, as if being trapped in the iron cage just now had angered it, it flew to other iron cages, and slapped the iron cages with its huge and hard wings.

All the tiger-skin snakes in the iron cage fell from the sky, and just a few tiger-skin snakes were scattered by the iron-winged eagle into King Yong'an's arbor, frightening the people inside to panic.

"Protect the lord, hurry up and protect the lord." King Yong'an was surrounded by a few soldiers and nothing happened. Others were not so lucky. They were so scared that they fell off the awning, but two of them were bitten by tiger skin snakes. He yelled out in pain as he was lying on the ground.

After the soldiers cut off all the heads of the snakes in the awning with their knives, and then went under the fallen awning, King Yong'an looked up at the sky again, just in time to see the iron-winged eagle quickly land in a certain direction with a snake in its mouth.

"Follow me, hurry up." King Yong'an hurriedly led his guards and soldiers towards the direction where the iron-winged eagle landed. The iron-winged eagle was already wary. If he didn't catch it this time, it might be difficult to catch it later.

The people from the Xiao family also saw the direction in which the iron-winged eagle landed, and rushed over there.