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Chapter 40 The boys who used to take a bath in those years
Panicked, she walked towards Xiaoqian instead.
"Sister Nie, you are here." The wife of the prime minister's first son, dressed in casual clothes, said cordially to Xiaoqian, "He will ask to be killed at noon tomorrow, and this matter is finally understood." Three sticks of incense were lit.
Nie Xiaoqian looked her up and down, was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed. "Sister, I want to congratulate you."
"How happy are you? Sister, you are leaving. I feel very sad. How can there be any happy events?" The wife of the prime minister's son-in-law is named Mrs. Zhang. Although she is over thirty years old, she still has a fair complexion and is well maintained. "Time flies so fast, I still remember the first time I saw you."
"At that time, you were a little girl who could only cry." Nie Xiaoqian said with emotion, "But this little girl is so courageous, she is not afraid at all when she sees a ghost, but instead keeps holding on to that ghost, threatening to die Ask about her mother's whereabouts."
Thinking of the past, both of them laughed.
"Sister, do you have to go?" Mrs. Zhang held on to Nie Xiaoqian's sleeve, "If my sister hadn't stopped the bowl of abortion pills back then, I would have been tricked by them! It was given by my mother-in-law, who wanted to climb into my husband’s bed every day when I was pregnant! It was my sister who frightened them every day and made them dream of dystocia and bleeding to death for a month, so that scared them away.”
Nie Xiaoqian fondled Mrs. Zhang's hair, "If you hadn't taken me in back then, maybe I would have been captured by those monks and priests! Thanks to the help of your natal family, I knew about Ning Caichen's movements. Only then can we take the first step and make him unable to stand up."
Hearing this, Mrs. Zhang said worriedly, "Sister, can't you think of a way to dissolve the engagement between Ning Caichen and you? Because of this engagement, you can't take the initiative to hurt him. It's depressing to think about it! After being reincarnated, without the memory of the previous life, sister, you still want to marry him, really unwilling!"
"I've figured out a way to do this a long time ago. After he dies, it's time for me to really vent my anger." After she finished speaking, she broke free from Mrs. Zhang's hand and took two steps back, "Sister, I said congratulations because now you Got pregnant again."
"What?" Mrs. Zhang said in disbelief, she couldn't help covering her stomach with her hands, "This, how is this possible, I'm already my age! Besides, Jing'er is about to get engaged, I'm sure The mother is pregnant again, if it spreads, it will make people laugh to death."
"It doesn't matter whether they laugh or not." Xiaoqian was full of smiles, "This time he is a son. You and Mr. Zhang can be said to have both sons and daughters!"
Mrs. Zhang stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.She was surprised and happy, but when she saw Xiaoqian slowly disappearing, she suddenly felt sad, and two lines of tears flowed down instantly, "Sister, don't go, don't go!"
"Everything is over, I should go back to the underworld. Sister, I have made a deal with this piece of land, and I have given him all the paper money I got over the years. He will help take care of your mansion. Although it cannot prosper for generations , but there is still peace for decades. With him in charge, the nearby lonely ghosts, unclean and harmful things will not come near here."
Nie Xiaoqian's figure slowly disappeared into the air.
"Sister, over the past ten years or so, Master Zhang has always taken good care of you, so don't be suspicious of him. It is easy to get a priceless treasure, and it is rare to have a lover. I hope that your husband and wife will live happily ever after and grow old together... …”
The moon is as cool as water.
Xiaoqian came suddenly and left suddenly.
Looking at the empty courtyard, Mrs. Zhang couldn't help crying after all.
Sitting on the cold stone bench, she couldn't calm down for a long time, until a warm cloak fell on her body, and Madam Zhang stopped crying in shock.
"Husband, why are you here!"
Master Zhang, the prime minister's son-in-law, stood in front of her holding a small lantern.
He reached out and touched the back of Mrs. Zhang's hand, and frowned slightly, "It's cold outside, let's go back." Seeing Mrs. Zhang's expression of hesitant to speak but not sure, he smiled, "You idiot, are you okay?" So I ran over to burn paper money in the middle of the night, and it has been burning for more than ten years, do you really think I don’t know?”
"Husband, I..." Mrs. Zhang didn't know how to explain, but Master Zhang's next sentence made her speechless in shock.
"Actually, I already knew about Xiaoqian's existence."
Mr. Zhang sighed, "You married back then, because you missed your mother-in-law and you were frowning every day. I didn't know how to comfort you, so I could only secretly follow you every day. That day, Xiaoqian suddenly appeared and scared me One jump, but you are better off, others will cry when they see the ghost, but you catch up and grab the ghost!"
He helped Mrs. Zhang and took her into his arms, "Later, seeing you chatting with Xiaoqian, my mood became brighter day by day, so I went to the temple and asked a good monk. The monk gave me some amulets and said that if Xiaoqian is harmful to others, and the talisman will ignite to protect you. But after more than ten years, the talisman is still good. I think although Xiaoqian is a ghost, she is still a good ghost. It is rare for you to talk The friends you got here will go with you."
"Actually, it's a bit imprudent for you to scare those maids. They wanted to bite back and falsely accuse my mother that you know witchcraft, but I found an excuse one step ahead and kicked them out."
"Husband, since you already knew, why didn't you ask me?" Mrs. Zhang said puzzledly.
Mr. Zhang looked at his wife resentfully, "It's not because you don't believe me! Ever since I saw your little portrait, I have been wholeheartedly waiting to marry you. I finally got married, but you don't believe me in every way! What's even more exaggerated is that you let the maids that your mother gave you go directly to serve in the study! It really made me half dead! Anyway, let's make things difficult for them. There is no such thing as setting the rules and drugging the horse, and you are so disrespectful to me. Do you care?"
"Then I thought, maybe all men in this world are like this. Ordinary people think of three wives and four concubines like flowers and beautiful families when they have a little wealth in their hands, let alone a family like ours. And like me, I just want to keep you alone Yes, it is extremely weird in the eyes of the world. No wonder you don't believe me. Seeing you let Xiaoqian scare those maids really makes me happy. I think you still care about me. Besides, Xiaoqian is watching Me, see that I am wholeheartedly devoted to you not to drink flower wine and not to mess with women, it is more convincing for you than if I tell you myself."
After finishing speaking, Mr. Zhang pinched Mrs. Zhang's nose affectionately.
Mrs. Zhang sighed, rubbed her teary eyes, and looked at her husband tenderly.The two looked at each other affectionately, and for a moment, they felt thousands of words surging in their hearts.
Suddenly a gust of cold wind blew, and Mrs. Zhang only felt itchy nose and couldn't help sneezing.Just like that, a line of snot sprayed on Master Zhang's hand that pinched her nose.
"Ma'am, your nose is sneezing." Master Zhang said in a down-to-earth manner.
"You're talking nonsense!" Mrs. Zhang stared gracefully.
Master Zhang, an expert in the officialdom, immediately took out his handkerchief and cleaned his hands, "Madam is right, this snot was obviously sprayed for my husband!"
The two laughed together, and they walked towards the main courtyard hand in hand.
The little lantern emitted a warm orange light, imprinting a warm color on their bodies.
Nie Xiaoqian, who was invisible and floating in the air, felt that she had nothing to worry about. She flew straight to the highest point and looked down at the sleeping capital.
"Goodbye!" Xiaoqian said softly, she rushed down from the sky and fell straight into the underworld.
The memory was interrupted here, Tang Momo trembled and returned to the meeting room.
He said with some disappointment, "Miss Nie, I still want to see what the underworld looks like."
"What's the hurry, you'll see it naturally in a few decades."
"..." Tang Momo was speechless, "Did Ning Caichen go to reincarnation? What about your marriage contract with him?"
"Hehehe." Nie Xiaoqian raised her brows, "Reincarnation? It's a beautiful idea! He pretended to be smart and entered into a blood contract marriage with me, and wanted to control me. It's a beautiful idea! Do you know that for a stunning beauty like me, reincarnation She is still a beauty in the end. He thinks well, and it is really a good plan to marry a beauty for three lifetimes!" After speaking, she shook her long hair and looked at Tang Momo.
Tang Momo said to his heart, "Miss Nie is as beautiful as a fairy, rare in the world!"
Nie Xiaoqian showed a smiling face, "Mr. Tang is indeed an honest man, and his words are so to the point." After finishing speaking, she seemed to think of something funny, and blinked at Tang Momo, "After Ning Caichen died, because Those things he did in his previous life were condemned not to be reincarnated immediately. He must go to hell for the first time to pull out his tongue. Anyone who lies and deceives people in the world will go to hell, and the little ghost will live with his tongue. lengthen, and then unplug."
Tang Momo wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, counted the number of times he lied from the novel, and estimated that he would go to this hell for a few days after he died.
I heard Nie Xiaoqian continue to say, "Then he will go to the volcanic hell on the No.16 floor. Because he cheated on public affairs and accepted bribes in the mortal world, he will be driven into the volcano and burned to death. After completing the punishment on this floor, Ning Caichen will be cast into the stone mill hell on the No.17 floor."
"Have you ever seen a stone mill in the mortal world?" Nie Xiaoqian asked.
Tang Momo nodded, "Is it the kind of stone mill that grinds beans?"
Nie Xiaoqian clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Exactly! But in the underworld, the stone mill is not for grinding beans, but for grinding people. All thieves, thieves, corrupt officials, and officials will be thrown into the stone mill to be held alive. Grind people into meat paste, after the flesh and bones are all turned into meat paste, the tortured person will be reshaped into a flesh body, and then ground again."
"Don't you feel very happy listening to it?"
Tang Momo nodded quickly. The elder sister in front of her is a century-old female ghost. It was an illusion to see her soft and weak before!Now that they have been together for a long time, they naturally revealed their true demeanor as a ghost.
"But this is not the end! When he finishes receiving the punishment of the underworld, it will be my punishment for him."
"what?"
"It stands to reason that after serving his sentence in the underworld, he can enter the samsara disk to reincarnate. But he and I have a blood oath marriage, hehe, we are husband and wife, and he needs my consent to reincarnate! Living in the underworld is very difficult. Those who need ghost coins or merit points, he wants to make money if he doesn't want to be kicked out. Oh hahaha, Mr. Tang, do you want to know where I put him to make money?"
"Actually, I don't really want to know."
"Okay, since you want to know, I'll tell you!" Nie Xiaoqian kindly explained, "I sold him to a brothel."
Tang Momo only felt that a certain flower tightened, and his whole body felt cold, "Is it too much?"
"How could it be? Apart from having a good appearance, he can't lift his hands or resist. He has no other strengths at all. He has a criminal record for copying documents. How can he be used? And manual work is like repairing graves. And so on, he doesn't have that strength at all. Now that he has gone to the brothel, he is really like a fish in water!" Speaking, Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help but pull Tang Momo into her memory again.
Tang Momo quickly covered his eyes, "Miss Nie, I don't want to see the picture of Ning Caichen receiving guests!" While speaking, an indescribable voice flooded into Tang Momo's ears.
Tang Momo slowly moved his finger away and looked out from between his fingers.
The author has something to say: Author: Nie Da, about the matter of lying and going to hell, can you be more accommodating...
Nie Xiaoqian: Don't worry, with the progress of the times, the skills of the broad masses of people to brag [py] are gradually improving.The original rules have also been adjusted.Telling a lie now does not need to enter the Tongue Hell, and the Hell is also a place where every inch of land is expensive, so it is not enough to pretend that there are so many people.it's okay no problem.
Author: Phew, don't worry.
Nie Xiaoqian: But after the underworld is connected to the Internet, there are quite a lot of ghosts who read the text and fall into the trap.They are very dissatisfied with the author who broke the update or dug the hole without filling it!
Author: Save me!
Nie Xiaoqian: Hehe.
☆、Frightened Tang Momo
With a "click", the powder door opened.
Tang Momo came out of the interview room in a daze.
"What's wrong?" Mr. Ning saw that his face was pale and his whole body was trembling slightly, as if he had encountered something terrible.
Tang Momo hurriedly dodged, dodging Mr. Ning's hand.
Sensitively, he widened the distance between himself and Mr. Ning, and muttered to himself: "It's terrible, it's terrible, I'm going to go blind!"
"What did you see in Nie Xiaoqian's memories?"
Tang Momo exhaled two deep breaths, and said with difficulty, "whips, candles, beads, so many monsters, they...they..." Tang Momo wailed, The body trembled suddenly. "I can't say it, it's too embarrassing!"
"??" Mr. Ning asked, "It's normal for Ms. Nie to have monsters in her memories. What happened to those whip candles?"
"After interviewing Ms. Nie, I asked a lot about Ning Caichen...she showed me the memories about Ning Caichen." Tang Momo began to tremble again, "Life is better than death , Life is worse than death! Boss, I discovered something."
"what?"
There was fear in Tang Momo's eyes, "Trouble is really painful!"
"..." From Tang Momo's words, Mr. Ning roughly understood what happened. It was nothing more than a cliché like love, hatred, hatred, cheating and revenge. It has nothing to do with you!"
"Oh." Tang Momo went back to write listlessly.
Four hours later, Mr. Ning got the first draft.It's all about the ghosts needing to find a job, but nothing about Nie Xiaoqian's personal life.
He tapped on the table, "Why didn't you write down the memory that scared you like that? It should be interesting."
Tang Momo said with lingering fear: "Miss Nie said that it is her personal privacy, and only let me know. She is interviewing this time for business purposes. I hope our report will describe more ghosts who are dedicated to their work and have the courage to do their jobs. Innovative, home-friendly and environmentally friendly, strive to create more jobs for ghosts. As for her personal affairs, Ms. Nie does not want to be exposed to the public."
"We respect the choice of our customers." Mr. Ning paused, "Our newspaper will be trial-published in a small amount in Shenzhen City. You will be able to see it on the market soon."
"What?" This was big news, Tang Momo was a little confused, "Will anyone buy it?
"Not confident in your own reporting?"
"That's not the problem." Tang Momo was a little worried, "Why is it suddenly published here? I mean, why is it suddenly published in our world. People who read the newspapers will 100% read them as novels. It's still the kind of third-rate fan fiction that is made up and made up."
Mr. Ning glanced at the wall clock on the wall, "You don't have to worry about this, let's go, you can leave work early today."
After speaking, he put on his coat, and naturally grabbed Tang Momo's shoulders and led him out the door.
"boss."
"Ok?"
"Are you serious when you say you want to live with me temporarily?"
"No." Mr. Ning stopped, he hesitated for a few seconds, and held Tang Momo's chin with his fingers, making him turn his face and look at him, "this word is not very accurate for the time being, if possible, I hope to replace the temporary with a long period of time."
Tang Momo laughed dryly, "What about your girlfriend? She lives with a male subordinate who has a normal relationship. It will be very inconvenient for her to come to you."
"Tang Momo." Mr. Ning narrowed the distance between the two, and Tang Momo could even feel Mr. Ning's breath gently blowing on his face, "Do you care if I have a girlfriend?"
"No." Tang Momo took a slight step back and knocked off Mr. Ning's hand pinching his chin. "It's just that I ran into you accidentally just now, and I felt a little embarrassed. Apologize to your girlfriend for me."
Mr. Ning smiled slightly, "You can tell her yourself later."
Tang Momo was stunned, "Okay, but it's not sincere enough to talk about it! My girlfriend often tells me to be gentle with girls. I'll go buy a bouquet of flowers for her later."
No matter how upset you are in your heart, you can't lose the battle on the surface!
When Tang Momo said the words "my girlfriend", Mr. Ning suddenly turned around!The two looked at each other, and there seemed to be swords and swords fighting each other in their eyes.
"Oh." Mr. Ning sneered.
"Hehe." Tang Momo smiled even colder.
The two turned their heads and walked towards the elevator at the same time without looking at each other.Because they were so imposing and their faces were as cold as zombies, Secretary Qin just watched them walk past her without saying hello.When the two of them went downstairs in the elevator, Secretary Qin murmured depressingly, "What the hell is this... a quarrel?"
In the elevator, Mr. Ning spoke first.
"When did you have a girlfriend?"
"recent."
"When was the last time?"
Tang Momo rolled his eyes, "We were dating before we joined the company."
"Oh." Mr. Ning turned his head, "Your girlfriend is definitely not as pretty as mine."
"Heh!" Tang Momo disdainfully said, "My girlfriend plays piano, chess, calligraphy, calligraphy and painting from ancient to modern times, she is a beauty inside and out!"
"Because of blowing silk!" Mr. Ning narrowed his eyes, "You like her very much?"
"Of course, we plan to get married after graduation!" Tang Momo was so angry that his face didn't change!
"What a coincidence, I'm already engaged to my girlfriend, and the wedding will be held next month!" Mr. Ning was as imposing as a rainbow, and he had never lost an argument.
Tang Momo took a deep breath, collected himself, and started to make big moves, "Congratulations. But recently, my girlfriend is pregnant, and I have to accompany her for a checkup. I'm afraid I won't be able to attend your wedding!"
Mr. Ning showed his entrepreneurial spirit of advancing against the wind and never giving up. "It is best to go to the Maternity and Children's Hospital for pregnancy check-ups. My first few children were born there! Children, grow up very fast, and now the largest metropolitan Go out and buy me cigarettes!"
Tang Momo laughed and thumped Mr. Xia Ning on the shoulder hard, "I really can't see it, it's better to have a baby kiss!"
Mr. Ning rubbed his shoulders and felt a burst of pain, which seemed to be a broken bone. He tried his best not to show it, "Okay! We will be in-laws from now on! Let's have a four-person date tomorrow, let's go out for dinner together!" "
"no problem!"
The two looked at each other, and they all smirked.
"Hahahahaha..."
With a sound of "ding", the elevator door opened.
After the two paused for a moment, they spoke at the same time.
"I'm going ahead a little bit!"
'I kinda go ahead!'
After seeing Mr. Ning walking away, Tang Momo immediately took out his phone, dialed a familiar phone number, and waited for a long time before someone answered it.
"Young master, help me! Do you know any girls who are good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? Hurry up and introduce me."
Young Master Lu's voice was a little low and frustrated, "Ah, if I have that kind of girl, I'll go after her myself, so I won't leave it to you. Hey..."
"What's wrong with you? Sounds weird."
"It's nothing, just something strange happened." Young Master Lu sighed several times, "Ah, Tang Momo, if you regard someone as a good friend, but you find that person actually wants to sleep with you, what will you do?"
"I'm sorry, I've never encountered such a situation." Tang Momo coughed twice, "You're talking about Ning Yuanxing? Young Master, are you sure you only consider him a good friend?"
"Ah, yes, what's wrong?"
"A good friend who travels together, holds hands, kisses and helps each other several times?" Tang Momo said what really puzzled him, "I thought you had already slept."
Young Master Lu on the other end of the phone suddenly fell silent, followed by a busy tone of "beep...beep...beep...beep...beep..." Came, he hung up the phone.
"..." Tang Momo shook his head, and began to look through the address book on the phone, trying to find female friends who were willing to help.In the end, he used ten treats and Chanel No. 6 perfume as a price, and asked the study committee members in his class to help.
The study committee member is a talented girl who often advertises in the class that she is good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Although her appearance is not alluring, she is also a pretty little beauty.Coupled with the youthful atmosphere, it is very interesting to take out.Tang Momo made an appointment with the other party, and provided another 2000 yuan for the installation fee. After making a confession, he was a little relieved.
When we got back to our residence, Mr. Ning had already moved in.He saluted a lot, but because the two lived close to each other, it was very convenient to move.Before Tang Momo came back, the basic items had been sorted out.
At this time, Mr. Ning changed into his home clothes and sat on the sofa with his computer in his arms.
Tang Momo rubbed his face, making his face rosier.Then he coughed twice, and when Mr. Ning looked over, he showed a rippling smile, "I just said hello to my lady, she is very happy to have dinner with you. Oh, sorry I came back a little late , She misses me so much, she won't be sticky if we don't see each other for a few days, she insists on pulling me and talking non-stop, hehehe."
Mr. Ning raised his eyebrows, and calmly unbuttoned a few buttons. He turned sideways seemingly unintentionally, revealing the red marks on his chest. "It's okay. When you're in a relationship, you'll be more enthusiastic. In fact, she just left, and her parents are more conservative. They can't live together before marriage, so I let her live in the room upstairs."
After finishing speaking, he noticed Tang Momo's gaze belatedly, looked down, and quickly buttoned it, "Sorry, she is just a little enthusiastic."
"It's okay! My girl is also very enthusiastic!" Tang Momo said calmly. He looked at Mr. Ning's slightly upturned mouth and smiled.
You bastard, do you think you've won like this!
Tang Momo returned to the room, immediately rolled up his sleeves and took several mouthfuls on his arms.Because of subcutaneous blood stasis, crimson marks immediately appeared on Tang Momo's arm.He nodded in satisfaction, at least it was very similar to the hickey on TV, but compared with the one on Mr. Ning's chest just now, the color was a bit darker.
Tang Momo carefully recalled the glimpse just now. It seems that the hickey marks on Mr. Ning's body still reflect pearly light under the light. "It looks like a very advanced hickey! My hickey is too ordinary." Tang Momo touched his chin, and finally took off his shirt cruelly.
He stood in front of the mirror, found his position, turned his head and bit his shoulder fiercely.
Enthusiastic tooth marks!
Tang Momo looked at his shoulder with satisfaction, which looked much more powerful than Mr. Ning's hickey.
He specially put on a big sleeveless vest and walked out of his room triumphantly.
☆、My soul is the same as yours
The eyes of the unscrupulous boss stuck to Tang Momo like glue.
Especially his arm covered with hickey marks and teeth marks became the focus of his gaze.Mr. Ning stared at his arm from the afternoon to the evening, until the takeaway they ordered was delivered, and then he looked away with his mouth curled up.
Won!Tang Momo thought proudly!
"Oh, fight with me!"
Unknowingly, Tang Momo grew rapidly in interview after interview!Having experienced historical celebrities taking off their pants, Snow White harboring foreign laborers, and even having an indirect fight with the famous Thor's Hammer, he is no longer the student who just left school.
Now Tang Momo has both face and guts. The meridians that were blocked in his brain in the past have been opened up, forming unique brain holes that belong to him.Looking at Mr. Ning who was poking the chicken chop vigorously, Tang Momo didn't say anything, but kept a calm smile and drank the soup.
Mr. Ning poked at the fried chicken on the plate blankly.
Where there is a will, there is a way.After unremitting efforts, four or ten minutes later, after Tang Momo ate two bowls of rice and one bowl of soup, the chicken chop was finally poked into fried chicken sauce by Mr. Ning.
"Eat slowly, I'll go out and eat." Mr. Ning got up and walked out the door.
Tang Momo swallowed the after-dinner fruit in his mouth, "Where are you going?"
"Go to my girlfriend's place to spend the night!" Mr. Ning slowly spit out the cruel words that had been brewing for four or ten minutes, "Don't lock the door for me at night."
Tang Momo watched him leave helplessly, and the fruit in his mouth became tasteless.He fell down on the sofa, and sighed while touching his swollen belly.
"Asshole, I'm really mad at him!" Tang Momo scratched his hair in distress, "Ah, what's wrong with me! Why are you fighting with him? He just goes to find a girlfriend Look, it's none of my business!! Bastard, bastard!"
Naturally, Mr. Ning didn't hear Tang Momo's complaint. He went upstairs and knocked on his original room.
The woman who opened the door was stunned, she took off her daytime makeup and fancy clothes, she had a beautiful face and wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, "Brother, you are here, the domestic Internet speed is really too fast!"
"It seems that you are used to living here." Mr. Ning entered the door, "My cousin called to ask about your situation."
"Don't worry, Dad." The woman squatted back in front of the computer, writing the document with her fingers flying, "Brother, where is your new roommate? He is really cute. Haha, when he saw us during the day, he must have thought What bad things are we doing, that expression, tsk tsk, gave me infinite inspiration. Why don't you explain it to him?"
"How do you explain? You want me to tell him that you are actually looking for my pores, and share your skin care experience by the way?" Mr. Ning shook his head, "You will redeem your merits tomorrow and perform well. The new Heris backpack I have asked them to buy it back, and it will be used as a deposit."
"It's great! Hahaha, brother, you believe in my acting skills!" She laughed loudly, "Isn't it just pretending to be your girlfriend? Simple!"
Mr. Ning walked to the bathroom, "I told him to spend the night with my girlfriend, Ning puppy, don't let your mouth slip tomorrow. I will sleep on the sofa at night."
"No problem!" Ning Xiaogou raised his hand and made an "OK" gesture, "Brother, you can do whatever you want, I'm abusing the male lead, ahhh, I feel so good, hahahaha, let's see how I abuse the male lead life and death."
"..."
Silent all night.
The next day, Mr. Ning took Ning puppy, and Tang Momo took the little beauty study committee member to the agreed place on time.
The girls were all dressed up in dazzling, eye-catching ways.And the men are well-dressed, and they all appear on the stage with black eye circles. I don't know why they were worried last night, so that they lost sleep for most of the night.
The location was chosen by Mr. Ning, which is a high-end western restaurant.
They were positioned right by the window with a view of the outside world.The two sides of the seat are covered by a large number of plants, accompanied by the melodious sound of the piano, it is difficult for the neighbors to see their situation clearly.
Mr. Ning appeared holding the hand of the puppy sister.
Tang Momo immediately took the study committee member's arm.
The study committee said that she had seen people who had competed for the monitor in the world. Facing Tang Momo's sudden move, she kept a calm smile, leaned close to Tang Momo and whispered: "Hold hands five hundred, arm arms five hundred, Hug shoulders a thousand times, look at each other affectionately fifty times a second."
Tang Momo gritted his teeth, "Deal!"
As he said that, he took a step forward and helped the study committee chair open in a very gentlemanly manner.
Mr. Ning snapped his fingers, and a man in a formal gown walked up to Ning Puppy and began to play the violin.
"Honey, what do you want to eat?" Tang Momo asked very gently, the affectionate and doting look in his eyes made the study committee members shiver.
She ordered two dishes at random, and saw Mr. Ning on the opposite side put his arms around Ning puppy's shoulders, and said in a low and sexy voice, "Sweetheart, I asked them to prepare your favorite French escargots for you. I just had them this morning." Airfreighted, very fresh."
She was watching, when she heard Tang Momo's inaudible voice from her side, "Quick, hurry up and look at each other affectionately for ten seconds!"
"..."
The study committee looked at Tang Momo affectionately and thoughtfully.
This situation doesn't seem right.
As dishes were served one after another, the battle between the men on both sides escalated step by step.
Here Tang Momo cut the steak for the study committee member, and over there Mr. Ning picked up a snail and fed it to Ning puppy's mouth.
Embarrassing, so embarrassing!
The study committee member just felt extremely uncomfortable. She accidentally glanced at the girl opposite, and saw that the girl was reluctantly swallowing a snail.
Huh, wait!
The study committee member's heart moved, and he winked at the girl opposite.The other party was taken aback for a moment, and then winked at her covertly.
"Tang Xiaomo, ahem, my dear, I want to touch up my makeup." The study committee ordered the meeting place.The other party responded very quickly, and immediately followed her words, "What a coincidence, I want to go too, let's go together.
"No!" Tang Momo stood up and held the study committee member's hand, "I'd better go with you! If you leave my sight for a second, I will start to miss you."
Mr. Ning picked up Ning puppy directly, "Baby, I'm too tired from walking, I'll take you to the bathroom." After speaking, he took a look at Tang Momo and walked quickly to the bathroom.
Tang Momo rushed forward with the study committee member.
Mr. Ning turned around when he heard footsteps, and saw that his opponent had started to trot.He immediately stopped retaining his strength, hugged Ning puppy, and started sprinting towards the finish line.
An obstacle appeared in front of him, Mr. Ning jumped up suddenly, stepped over the chair in the aisle and landed firmly.As for the combination of Tang Momo and the study committee member, due to the limited time for running in with each other, this round of crossing was delayed for some time, and they were slightly behind.However, they have an advantage in physical strength, and Tang Momo also has the competitive spirit of never giving up until the last moment.
Great, the first corner is coming.
Mr. Ning tried to change lanes directly, but because of too much momentum, he hit the wall.Player Tang Momo seized this opportunity and quickly overtook. He cooperated with the study committee members tacitly and took advantage of the next 20-meter corridor sprint.
Hurry up, hurry up, the finish line that marks the "ladies toilet" is not far away!Which group of players will arrive first and win this great honor?
That figure, that figure!
It's him, it's Mr. Ning!
God, he has created a miracle in the event of accompanying his girlfriend to the bathroom.With one person in his arms, he was able to overtake his opponent. In the final sprint, he finally gained the advantage by half a body ahead of Tang Momo.
At the door of the women's restroom, the two contestants supported the wall to breathe, while their gentle and lovely girlfriends comforted them.
"MD, idiot!" the study clerk thought to himself.
"MD, idiot!" Ning Xiaogou thought to himself.
The two looked at each other and quickly entered the women's toilet.
"It can't go on like this, it's too embarrassing!" said the study committee member covering his face.
She ran too fast just now, in order to keep up with Tang Momo's pace, she jumped over the chair.When she was in the air, she could feel not only her black and beautiful hair without dandruff fluttering, but also the knee-length skirt.She clearly remembered the expressions of the other guests sitting beside the chair.
Damn it!If I had known earlier, I would not have worn that pair of underwear with "I love learning" printed on it!
"They are a bit scary when they are angry!" Ning Xiaogou agreed.
While in Mr. Ning's arms, Ning Xiaogou clearly saw his domestic editor sitting on a table two meters away.At that time, he opened his mouth in astonishment, so big that Xiaogou Ning could clearly see what he was eating.
It is a piece of twice-cooked pork with a complete color, flavor and taste, and it looks like the craftsmanship of a master chef.
"That's right! Let's say we want to watch a movie later! Then do this, that, that, that, that!" Ning Xiaogou thought of a good idea, and the two of them thought it was feasible.
The men agreed unanimously to the ladies' request to watch a movie.
The battlefield, no, the dating venue has shifted from a restaurant to a movie theater.
What is currently being screened is a comedy film about zombie suspense and horror.
After getting the tickets, the two ladies sat down first.Tang Momo discovered that his seat
"Sister Nie, you are here." The wife of the prime minister's first son, dressed in casual clothes, said cordially to Xiaoqian, "He will ask to be killed at noon tomorrow, and this matter is finally understood." Three sticks of incense were lit.
Nie Xiaoqian looked her up and down, was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed. "Sister, I want to congratulate you."
"How happy are you? Sister, you are leaving. I feel very sad. How can there be any happy events?" The wife of the prime minister's son-in-law is named Mrs. Zhang. Although she is over thirty years old, she still has a fair complexion and is well maintained. "Time flies so fast, I still remember the first time I saw you."
"At that time, you were a little girl who could only cry." Nie Xiaoqian said with emotion, "But this little girl is so courageous, she is not afraid at all when she sees a ghost, but instead keeps holding on to that ghost, threatening to die Ask about her mother's whereabouts."
Thinking of the past, both of them laughed.
"Sister, do you have to go?" Mrs. Zhang held on to Nie Xiaoqian's sleeve, "If my sister hadn't stopped the bowl of abortion pills back then, I would have been tricked by them! It was given by my mother-in-law, who wanted to climb into my husband’s bed every day when I was pregnant! It was my sister who frightened them every day and made them dream of dystocia and bleeding to death for a month, so that scared them away.”
Nie Xiaoqian fondled Mrs. Zhang's hair, "If you hadn't taken me in back then, maybe I would have been captured by those monks and priests! Thanks to the help of your natal family, I knew about Ning Caichen's movements. Only then can we take the first step and make him unable to stand up."
Hearing this, Mrs. Zhang said worriedly, "Sister, can't you think of a way to dissolve the engagement between Ning Caichen and you? Because of this engagement, you can't take the initiative to hurt him. It's depressing to think about it! After being reincarnated, without the memory of the previous life, sister, you still want to marry him, really unwilling!"
"I've figured out a way to do this a long time ago. After he dies, it's time for me to really vent my anger." After she finished speaking, she broke free from Mrs. Zhang's hand and took two steps back, "Sister, I said congratulations because now you Got pregnant again."
"What?" Mrs. Zhang said in disbelief, she couldn't help covering her stomach with her hands, "This, how is this possible, I'm already my age! Besides, Jing'er is about to get engaged, I'm sure The mother is pregnant again, if it spreads, it will make people laugh to death."
"It doesn't matter whether they laugh or not." Xiaoqian was full of smiles, "This time he is a son. You and Mr. Zhang can be said to have both sons and daughters!"
Mrs. Zhang stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.She was surprised and happy, but when she saw Xiaoqian slowly disappearing, she suddenly felt sad, and two lines of tears flowed down instantly, "Sister, don't go, don't go!"
"Everything is over, I should go back to the underworld. Sister, I have made a deal with this piece of land, and I have given him all the paper money I got over the years. He will help take care of your mansion. Although it cannot prosper for generations , but there is still peace for decades. With him in charge, the nearby lonely ghosts, unclean and harmful things will not come near here."
Nie Xiaoqian's figure slowly disappeared into the air.
"Sister, over the past ten years or so, Master Zhang has always taken good care of you, so don't be suspicious of him. It is easy to get a priceless treasure, and it is rare to have a lover. I hope that your husband and wife will live happily ever after and grow old together... …”
The moon is as cool as water.
Xiaoqian came suddenly and left suddenly.
Looking at the empty courtyard, Mrs. Zhang couldn't help crying after all.
Sitting on the cold stone bench, she couldn't calm down for a long time, until a warm cloak fell on her body, and Madam Zhang stopped crying in shock.
"Husband, why are you here!"
Master Zhang, the prime minister's son-in-law, stood in front of her holding a small lantern.
He reached out and touched the back of Mrs. Zhang's hand, and frowned slightly, "It's cold outside, let's go back." Seeing Mrs. Zhang's expression of hesitant to speak but not sure, he smiled, "You idiot, are you okay?" So I ran over to burn paper money in the middle of the night, and it has been burning for more than ten years, do you really think I don’t know?”
"Husband, I..." Mrs. Zhang didn't know how to explain, but Master Zhang's next sentence made her speechless in shock.
"Actually, I already knew about Xiaoqian's existence."
Mr. Zhang sighed, "You married back then, because you missed your mother-in-law and you were frowning every day. I didn't know how to comfort you, so I could only secretly follow you every day. That day, Xiaoqian suddenly appeared and scared me One jump, but you are better off, others will cry when they see the ghost, but you catch up and grab the ghost!"
He helped Mrs. Zhang and took her into his arms, "Later, seeing you chatting with Xiaoqian, my mood became brighter day by day, so I went to the temple and asked a good monk. The monk gave me some amulets and said that if Xiaoqian is harmful to others, and the talisman will ignite to protect you. But after more than ten years, the talisman is still good. I think although Xiaoqian is a ghost, she is still a good ghost. It is rare for you to talk The friends you got here will go with you."
"Actually, it's a bit imprudent for you to scare those maids. They wanted to bite back and falsely accuse my mother that you know witchcraft, but I found an excuse one step ahead and kicked them out."
"Husband, since you already knew, why didn't you ask me?" Mrs. Zhang said puzzledly.
Mr. Zhang looked at his wife resentfully, "It's not because you don't believe me! Ever since I saw your little portrait, I have been wholeheartedly waiting to marry you. I finally got married, but you don't believe me in every way! What's even more exaggerated is that you let the maids that your mother gave you go directly to serve in the study! It really made me half dead! Anyway, let's make things difficult for them. There is no such thing as setting the rules and drugging the horse, and you are so disrespectful to me. Do you care?"
"Then I thought, maybe all men in this world are like this. Ordinary people think of three wives and four concubines like flowers and beautiful families when they have a little wealth in their hands, let alone a family like ours. And like me, I just want to keep you alone Yes, it is extremely weird in the eyes of the world. No wonder you don't believe me. Seeing you let Xiaoqian scare those maids really makes me happy. I think you still care about me. Besides, Xiaoqian is watching Me, see that I am wholeheartedly devoted to you not to drink flower wine and not to mess with women, it is more convincing for you than if I tell you myself."
After finishing speaking, Mr. Zhang pinched Mrs. Zhang's nose affectionately.
Mrs. Zhang sighed, rubbed her teary eyes, and looked at her husband tenderly.The two looked at each other affectionately, and for a moment, they felt thousands of words surging in their hearts.
Suddenly a gust of cold wind blew, and Mrs. Zhang only felt itchy nose and couldn't help sneezing.Just like that, a line of snot sprayed on Master Zhang's hand that pinched her nose.
"Ma'am, your nose is sneezing." Master Zhang said in a down-to-earth manner.
"You're talking nonsense!" Mrs. Zhang stared gracefully.
Master Zhang, an expert in the officialdom, immediately took out his handkerchief and cleaned his hands, "Madam is right, this snot was obviously sprayed for my husband!"
The two laughed together, and they walked towards the main courtyard hand in hand.
The little lantern emitted a warm orange light, imprinting a warm color on their bodies.
Nie Xiaoqian, who was invisible and floating in the air, felt that she had nothing to worry about. She flew straight to the highest point and looked down at the sleeping capital.
"Goodbye!" Xiaoqian said softly, she rushed down from the sky and fell straight into the underworld.
The memory was interrupted here, Tang Momo trembled and returned to the meeting room.
He said with some disappointment, "Miss Nie, I still want to see what the underworld looks like."
"What's the hurry, you'll see it naturally in a few decades."
"..." Tang Momo was speechless, "Did Ning Caichen go to reincarnation? What about your marriage contract with him?"
"Hehehe." Nie Xiaoqian raised her brows, "Reincarnation? It's a beautiful idea! He pretended to be smart and entered into a blood contract marriage with me, and wanted to control me. It's a beautiful idea! Do you know that for a stunning beauty like me, reincarnation She is still a beauty in the end. He thinks well, and it is really a good plan to marry a beauty for three lifetimes!" After speaking, she shook her long hair and looked at Tang Momo.
Tang Momo said to his heart, "Miss Nie is as beautiful as a fairy, rare in the world!"
Nie Xiaoqian showed a smiling face, "Mr. Tang is indeed an honest man, and his words are so to the point." After finishing speaking, she seemed to think of something funny, and blinked at Tang Momo, "After Ning Caichen died, because Those things he did in his previous life were condemned not to be reincarnated immediately. He must go to hell for the first time to pull out his tongue. Anyone who lies and deceives people in the world will go to hell, and the little ghost will live with his tongue. lengthen, and then unplug."
Tang Momo wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, counted the number of times he lied from the novel, and estimated that he would go to this hell for a few days after he died.
I heard Nie Xiaoqian continue to say, "Then he will go to the volcanic hell on the No.16 floor. Because he cheated on public affairs and accepted bribes in the mortal world, he will be driven into the volcano and burned to death. After completing the punishment on this floor, Ning Caichen will be cast into the stone mill hell on the No.17 floor."
"Have you ever seen a stone mill in the mortal world?" Nie Xiaoqian asked.
Tang Momo nodded, "Is it the kind of stone mill that grinds beans?"
Nie Xiaoqian clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Exactly! But in the underworld, the stone mill is not for grinding beans, but for grinding people. All thieves, thieves, corrupt officials, and officials will be thrown into the stone mill to be held alive. Grind people into meat paste, after the flesh and bones are all turned into meat paste, the tortured person will be reshaped into a flesh body, and then ground again."
"Don't you feel very happy listening to it?"
Tang Momo nodded quickly. The elder sister in front of her is a century-old female ghost. It was an illusion to see her soft and weak before!Now that they have been together for a long time, they naturally revealed their true demeanor as a ghost.
"But this is not the end! When he finishes receiving the punishment of the underworld, it will be my punishment for him."
"what?"
"It stands to reason that after serving his sentence in the underworld, he can enter the samsara disk to reincarnate. But he and I have a blood oath marriage, hehe, we are husband and wife, and he needs my consent to reincarnate! Living in the underworld is very difficult. Those who need ghost coins or merit points, he wants to make money if he doesn't want to be kicked out. Oh hahaha, Mr. Tang, do you want to know where I put him to make money?"
"Actually, I don't really want to know."
"Okay, since you want to know, I'll tell you!" Nie Xiaoqian kindly explained, "I sold him to a brothel."
Tang Momo only felt that a certain flower tightened, and his whole body felt cold, "Is it too much?"
"How could it be? Apart from having a good appearance, he can't lift his hands or resist. He has no other strengths at all. He has a criminal record for copying documents. How can he be used? And manual work is like repairing graves. And so on, he doesn't have that strength at all. Now that he has gone to the brothel, he is really like a fish in water!" Speaking, Nie Xiaoqian couldn't help but pull Tang Momo into her memory again.
Tang Momo quickly covered his eyes, "Miss Nie, I don't want to see the picture of Ning Caichen receiving guests!" While speaking, an indescribable voice flooded into Tang Momo's ears.
Tang Momo slowly moved his finger away and looked out from between his fingers.
The author has something to say: Author: Nie Da, about the matter of lying and going to hell, can you be more accommodating...
Nie Xiaoqian: Don't worry, with the progress of the times, the skills of the broad masses of people to brag [py] are gradually improving.The original rules have also been adjusted.Telling a lie now does not need to enter the Tongue Hell, and the Hell is also a place where every inch of land is expensive, so it is not enough to pretend that there are so many people.it's okay no problem.
Author: Phew, don't worry.
Nie Xiaoqian: But after the underworld is connected to the Internet, there are quite a lot of ghosts who read the text and fall into the trap.They are very dissatisfied with the author who broke the update or dug the hole without filling it!
Author: Save me!
Nie Xiaoqian: Hehe.
☆、Frightened Tang Momo
With a "click", the powder door opened.
Tang Momo came out of the interview room in a daze.
"What's wrong?" Mr. Ning saw that his face was pale and his whole body was trembling slightly, as if he had encountered something terrible.
Tang Momo hurriedly dodged, dodging Mr. Ning's hand.
Sensitively, he widened the distance between himself and Mr. Ning, and muttered to himself: "It's terrible, it's terrible, I'm going to go blind!"
"What did you see in Nie Xiaoqian's memories?"
Tang Momo exhaled two deep breaths, and said with difficulty, "whips, candles, beads, so many monsters, they...they..." Tang Momo wailed, The body trembled suddenly. "I can't say it, it's too embarrassing!"
"??" Mr. Ning asked, "It's normal for Ms. Nie to have monsters in her memories. What happened to those whip candles?"
"After interviewing Ms. Nie, I asked a lot about Ning Caichen...she showed me the memories about Ning Caichen." Tang Momo began to tremble again, "Life is better than death , Life is worse than death! Boss, I discovered something."
"what?"
There was fear in Tang Momo's eyes, "Trouble is really painful!"
"..." From Tang Momo's words, Mr. Ning roughly understood what happened. It was nothing more than a cliché like love, hatred, hatred, cheating and revenge. It has nothing to do with you!"
"Oh." Tang Momo went back to write listlessly.
Four hours later, Mr. Ning got the first draft.It's all about the ghosts needing to find a job, but nothing about Nie Xiaoqian's personal life.
He tapped on the table, "Why didn't you write down the memory that scared you like that? It should be interesting."
Tang Momo said with lingering fear: "Miss Nie said that it is her personal privacy, and only let me know. She is interviewing this time for business purposes. I hope our report will describe more ghosts who are dedicated to their work and have the courage to do their jobs. Innovative, home-friendly and environmentally friendly, strive to create more jobs for ghosts. As for her personal affairs, Ms. Nie does not want to be exposed to the public."
"We respect the choice of our customers." Mr. Ning paused, "Our newspaper will be trial-published in a small amount in Shenzhen City. You will be able to see it on the market soon."
"What?" This was big news, Tang Momo was a little confused, "Will anyone buy it?
"Not confident in your own reporting?"
"That's not the problem." Tang Momo was a little worried, "Why is it suddenly published here? I mean, why is it suddenly published in our world. People who read the newspapers will 100% read them as novels. It's still the kind of third-rate fan fiction that is made up and made up."
Mr. Ning glanced at the wall clock on the wall, "You don't have to worry about this, let's go, you can leave work early today."
After speaking, he put on his coat, and naturally grabbed Tang Momo's shoulders and led him out the door.
"boss."
"Ok?"
"Are you serious when you say you want to live with me temporarily?"
"No." Mr. Ning stopped, he hesitated for a few seconds, and held Tang Momo's chin with his fingers, making him turn his face and look at him, "this word is not very accurate for the time being, if possible, I hope to replace the temporary with a long period of time."
Tang Momo laughed dryly, "What about your girlfriend? She lives with a male subordinate who has a normal relationship. It will be very inconvenient for her to come to you."
"Tang Momo." Mr. Ning narrowed the distance between the two, and Tang Momo could even feel Mr. Ning's breath gently blowing on his face, "Do you care if I have a girlfriend?"
"No." Tang Momo took a slight step back and knocked off Mr. Ning's hand pinching his chin. "It's just that I ran into you accidentally just now, and I felt a little embarrassed. Apologize to your girlfriend for me."
Mr. Ning smiled slightly, "You can tell her yourself later."
Tang Momo was stunned, "Okay, but it's not sincere enough to talk about it! My girlfriend often tells me to be gentle with girls. I'll go buy a bouquet of flowers for her later."
No matter how upset you are in your heart, you can't lose the battle on the surface!
When Tang Momo said the words "my girlfriend", Mr. Ning suddenly turned around!The two looked at each other, and there seemed to be swords and swords fighting each other in their eyes.
"Oh." Mr. Ning sneered.
"Hehe." Tang Momo smiled even colder.
The two turned their heads and walked towards the elevator at the same time without looking at each other.Because they were so imposing and their faces were as cold as zombies, Secretary Qin just watched them walk past her without saying hello.When the two of them went downstairs in the elevator, Secretary Qin murmured depressingly, "What the hell is this... a quarrel?"
In the elevator, Mr. Ning spoke first.
"When did you have a girlfriend?"
"recent."
"When was the last time?"
Tang Momo rolled his eyes, "We were dating before we joined the company."
"Oh." Mr. Ning turned his head, "Your girlfriend is definitely not as pretty as mine."
"Heh!" Tang Momo disdainfully said, "My girlfriend plays piano, chess, calligraphy, calligraphy and painting from ancient to modern times, she is a beauty inside and out!"
"Because of blowing silk!" Mr. Ning narrowed his eyes, "You like her very much?"
"Of course, we plan to get married after graduation!" Tang Momo was so angry that his face didn't change!
"What a coincidence, I'm already engaged to my girlfriend, and the wedding will be held next month!" Mr. Ning was as imposing as a rainbow, and he had never lost an argument.
Tang Momo took a deep breath, collected himself, and started to make big moves, "Congratulations. But recently, my girlfriend is pregnant, and I have to accompany her for a checkup. I'm afraid I won't be able to attend your wedding!"
Mr. Ning showed his entrepreneurial spirit of advancing against the wind and never giving up. "It is best to go to the Maternity and Children's Hospital for pregnancy check-ups. My first few children were born there! Children, grow up very fast, and now the largest metropolitan Go out and buy me cigarettes!"
Tang Momo laughed and thumped Mr. Xia Ning on the shoulder hard, "I really can't see it, it's better to have a baby kiss!"
Mr. Ning rubbed his shoulders and felt a burst of pain, which seemed to be a broken bone. He tried his best not to show it, "Okay! We will be in-laws from now on! Let's have a four-person date tomorrow, let's go out for dinner together!" "
"no problem!"
The two looked at each other, and they all smirked.
"Hahahahaha..."
With a sound of "ding", the elevator door opened.
After the two paused for a moment, they spoke at the same time.
"I'm going ahead a little bit!"
'I kinda go ahead!'
After seeing Mr. Ning walking away, Tang Momo immediately took out his phone, dialed a familiar phone number, and waited for a long time before someone answered it.
"Young master, help me! Do you know any girls who are good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? Hurry up and introduce me."
Young Master Lu's voice was a little low and frustrated, "Ah, if I have that kind of girl, I'll go after her myself, so I won't leave it to you. Hey..."
"What's wrong with you? Sounds weird."
"It's nothing, just something strange happened." Young Master Lu sighed several times, "Ah, Tang Momo, if you regard someone as a good friend, but you find that person actually wants to sleep with you, what will you do?"
"I'm sorry, I've never encountered such a situation." Tang Momo coughed twice, "You're talking about Ning Yuanxing? Young Master, are you sure you only consider him a good friend?"
"Ah, yes, what's wrong?"
"A good friend who travels together, holds hands, kisses and helps each other several times?" Tang Momo said what really puzzled him, "I thought you had already slept."
Young Master Lu on the other end of the phone suddenly fell silent, followed by a busy tone of "beep...beep...beep...beep...beep..." Came, he hung up the phone.
"..." Tang Momo shook his head, and began to look through the address book on the phone, trying to find female friends who were willing to help.In the end, he used ten treats and Chanel No. 6 perfume as a price, and asked the study committee members in his class to help.
The study committee member is a talented girl who often advertises in the class that she is good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Although her appearance is not alluring, she is also a pretty little beauty.Coupled with the youthful atmosphere, it is very interesting to take out.Tang Momo made an appointment with the other party, and provided another 2000 yuan for the installation fee. After making a confession, he was a little relieved.
When we got back to our residence, Mr. Ning had already moved in.He saluted a lot, but because the two lived close to each other, it was very convenient to move.Before Tang Momo came back, the basic items had been sorted out.
At this time, Mr. Ning changed into his home clothes and sat on the sofa with his computer in his arms.
Tang Momo rubbed his face, making his face rosier.Then he coughed twice, and when Mr. Ning looked over, he showed a rippling smile, "I just said hello to my lady, she is very happy to have dinner with you. Oh, sorry I came back a little late , She misses me so much, she won't be sticky if we don't see each other for a few days, she insists on pulling me and talking non-stop, hehehe."
Mr. Ning raised his eyebrows, and calmly unbuttoned a few buttons. He turned sideways seemingly unintentionally, revealing the red marks on his chest. "It's okay. When you're in a relationship, you'll be more enthusiastic. In fact, she just left, and her parents are more conservative. They can't live together before marriage, so I let her live in the room upstairs."
After finishing speaking, he noticed Tang Momo's gaze belatedly, looked down, and quickly buttoned it, "Sorry, she is just a little enthusiastic."
"It's okay! My girl is also very enthusiastic!" Tang Momo said calmly. He looked at Mr. Ning's slightly upturned mouth and smiled.
You bastard, do you think you've won like this!
Tang Momo returned to the room, immediately rolled up his sleeves and took several mouthfuls on his arms.Because of subcutaneous blood stasis, crimson marks immediately appeared on Tang Momo's arm.He nodded in satisfaction, at least it was very similar to the hickey on TV, but compared with the one on Mr. Ning's chest just now, the color was a bit darker.
Tang Momo carefully recalled the glimpse just now. It seems that the hickey marks on Mr. Ning's body still reflect pearly light under the light. "It looks like a very advanced hickey! My hickey is too ordinary." Tang Momo touched his chin, and finally took off his shirt cruelly.
He stood in front of the mirror, found his position, turned his head and bit his shoulder fiercely.
Enthusiastic tooth marks!
Tang Momo looked at his shoulder with satisfaction, which looked much more powerful than Mr. Ning's hickey.
He specially put on a big sleeveless vest and walked out of his room triumphantly.
☆、My soul is the same as yours
The eyes of the unscrupulous boss stuck to Tang Momo like glue.
Especially his arm covered with hickey marks and teeth marks became the focus of his gaze.Mr. Ning stared at his arm from the afternoon to the evening, until the takeaway they ordered was delivered, and then he looked away with his mouth curled up.
Won!Tang Momo thought proudly!
"Oh, fight with me!"
Unknowingly, Tang Momo grew rapidly in interview after interview!Having experienced historical celebrities taking off their pants, Snow White harboring foreign laborers, and even having an indirect fight with the famous Thor's Hammer, he is no longer the student who just left school.
Now Tang Momo has both face and guts. The meridians that were blocked in his brain in the past have been opened up, forming unique brain holes that belong to him.Looking at Mr. Ning who was poking the chicken chop vigorously, Tang Momo didn't say anything, but kept a calm smile and drank the soup.
Mr. Ning poked at the fried chicken on the plate blankly.
Where there is a will, there is a way.After unremitting efforts, four or ten minutes later, after Tang Momo ate two bowls of rice and one bowl of soup, the chicken chop was finally poked into fried chicken sauce by Mr. Ning.
"Eat slowly, I'll go out and eat." Mr. Ning got up and walked out the door.
Tang Momo swallowed the after-dinner fruit in his mouth, "Where are you going?"
"Go to my girlfriend's place to spend the night!" Mr. Ning slowly spit out the cruel words that had been brewing for four or ten minutes, "Don't lock the door for me at night."
Tang Momo watched him leave helplessly, and the fruit in his mouth became tasteless.He fell down on the sofa, and sighed while touching his swollen belly.
"Asshole, I'm really mad at him!" Tang Momo scratched his hair in distress, "Ah, what's wrong with me! Why are you fighting with him? He just goes to find a girlfriend Look, it's none of my business!! Bastard, bastard!"
Naturally, Mr. Ning didn't hear Tang Momo's complaint. He went upstairs and knocked on his original room.
The woman who opened the door was stunned, she took off her daytime makeup and fancy clothes, she had a beautiful face and wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, "Brother, you are here, the domestic Internet speed is really too fast!"
"It seems that you are used to living here." Mr. Ning entered the door, "My cousin called to ask about your situation."
"Don't worry, Dad." The woman squatted back in front of the computer, writing the document with her fingers flying, "Brother, where is your new roommate? He is really cute. Haha, when he saw us during the day, he must have thought What bad things are we doing, that expression, tsk tsk, gave me infinite inspiration. Why don't you explain it to him?"
"How do you explain? You want me to tell him that you are actually looking for my pores, and share your skin care experience by the way?" Mr. Ning shook his head, "You will redeem your merits tomorrow and perform well. The new Heris backpack I have asked them to buy it back, and it will be used as a deposit."
"It's great! Hahaha, brother, you believe in my acting skills!" She laughed loudly, "Isn't it just pretending to be your girlfriend? Simple!"
Mr. Ning walked to the bathroom, "I told him to spend the night with my girlfriend, Ning puppy, don't let your mouth slip tomorrow. I will sleep on the sofa at night."
"No problem!" Ning Xiaogou raised his hand and made an "OK" gesture, "Brother, you can do whatever you want, I'm abusing the male lead, ahhh, I feel so good, hahahaha, let's see how I abuse the male lead life and death."
"..."
Silent all night.
The next day, Mr. Ning took Ning puppy, and Tang Momo took the little beauty study committee member to the agreed place on time.
The girls were all dressed up in dazzling, eye-catching ways.And the men are well-dressed, and they all appear on the stage with black eye circles. I don't know why they were worried last night, so that they lost sleep for most of the night.
The location was chosen by Mr. Ning, which is a high-end western restaurant.
They were positioned right by the window with a view of the outside world.The two sides of the seat are covered by a large number of plants, accompanied by the melodious sound of the piano, it is difficult for the neighbors to see their situation clearly.
Mr. Ning appeared holding the hand of the puppy sister.
Tang Momo immediately took the study committee member's arm.
The study committee said that she had seen people who had competed for the monitor in the world. Facing Tang Momo's sudden move, she kept a calm smile, leaned close to Tang Momo and whispered: "Hold hands five hundred, arm arms five hundred, Hug shoulders a thousand times, look at each other affectionately fifty times a second."
Tang Momo gritted his teeth, "Deal!"
As he said that, he took a step forward and helped the study committee chair open in a very gentlemanly manner.
Mr. Ning snapped his fingers, and a man in a formal gown walked up to Ning Puppy and began to play the violin.
"Honey, what do you want to eat?" Tang Momo asked very gently, the affectionate and doting look in his eyes made the study committee members shiver.
She ordered two dishes at random, and saw Mr. Ning on the opposite side put his arms around Ning puppy's shoulders, and said in a low and sexy voice, "Sweetheart, I asked them to prepare your favorite French escargots for you. I just had them this morning." Airfreighted, very fresh."
She was watching, when she heard Tang Momo's inaudible voice from her side, "Quick, hurry up and look at each other affectionately for ten seconds!"
"..."
The study committee looked at Tang Momo affectionately and thoughtfully.
This situation doesn't seem right.
As dishes were served one after another, the battle between the men on both sides escalated step by step.
Here Tang Momo cut the steak for the study committee member, and over there Mr. Ning picked up a snail and fed it to Ning puppy's mouth.
Embarrassing, so embarrassing!
The study committee member just felt extremely uncomfortable. She accidentally glanced at the girl opposite, and saw that the girl was reluctantly swallowing a snail.
Huh, wait!
The study committee member's heart moved, and he winked at the girl opposite.The other party was taken aback for a moment, and then winked at her covertly.
"Tang Xiaomo, ahem, my dear, I want to touch up my makeup." The study committee ordered the meeting place.The other party responded very quickly, and immediately followed her words, "What a coincidence, I want to go too, let's go together.
"No!" Tang Momo stood up and held the study committee member's hand, "I'd better go with you! If you leave my sight for a second, I will start to miss you."
Mr. Ning picked up Ning puppy directly, "Baby, I'm too tired from walking, I'll take you to the bathroom." After speaking, he took a look at Tang Momo and walked quickly to the bathroom.
Tang Momo rushed forward with the study committee member.
Mr. Ning turned around when he heard footsteps, and saw that his opponent had started to trot.He immediately stopped retaining his strength, hugged Ning puppy, and started sprinting towards the finish line.
An obstacle appeared in front of him, Mr. Ning jumped up suddenly, stepped over the chair in the aisle and landed firmly.As for the combination of Tang Momo and the study committee member, due to the limited time for running in with each other, this round of crossing was delayed for some time, and they were slightly behind.However, they have an advantage in physical strength, and Tang Momo also has the competitive spirit of never giving up until the last moment.
Great, the first corner is coming.
Mr. Ning tried to change lanes directly, but because of too much momentum, he hit the wall.Player Tang Momo seized this opportunity and quickly overtook. He cooperated with the study committee members tacitly and took advantage of the next 20-meter corridor sprint.
Hurry up, hurry up, the finish line that marks the "ladies toilet" is not far away!Which group of players will arrive first and win this great honor?
That figure, that figure!
It's him, it's Mr. Ning!
God, he has created a miracle in the event of accompanying his girlfriend to the bathroom.With one person in his arms, he was able to overtake his opponent. In the final sprint, he finally gained the advantage by half a body ahead of Tang Momo.
At the door of the women's restroom, the two contestants supported the wall to breathe, while their gentle and lovely girlfriends comforted them.
"MD, idiot!" the study clerk thought to himself.
"MD, idiot!" Ning Xiaogou thought to himself.
The two looked at each other and quickly entered the women's toilet.
"It can't go on like this, it's too embarrassing!" said the study committee member covering his face.
She ran too fast just now, in order to keep up with Tang Momo's pace, she jumped over the chair.When she was in the air, she could feel not only her black and beautiful hair without dandruff fluttering, but also the knee-length skirt.She clearly remembered the expressions of the other guests sitting beside the chair.
Damn it!If I had known earlier, I would not have worn that pair of underwear with "I love learning" printed on it!
"They are a bit scary when they are angry!" Ning Xiaogou agreed.
While in Mr. Ning's arms, Ning Xiaogou clearly saw his domestic editor sitting on a table two meters away.At that time, he opened his mouth in astonishment, so big that Xiaogou Ning could clearly see what he was eating.
It is a piece of twice-cooked pork with a complete color, flavor and taste, and it looks like the craftsmanship of a master chef.
"That's right! Let's say we want to watch a movie later! Then do this, that, that, that, that!" Ning Xiaogou thought of a good idea, and the two of them thought it was feasible.
The men agreed unanimously to the ladies' request to watch a movie.
The battlefield, no, the dating venue has shifted from a restaurant to a movie theater.
What is currently being screened is a comedy film about zombie suspense and horror.
After getting the tickets, the two ladies sat down first.Tang Momo discovered that his seat
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