human being

Stop messing around!It can be seen that the landlord is very troubled by this problem.In fact, you don't have to worry, this is normal.The body structure of males and females is completely different, we are prone to [beep] due to some external stimuli, but this does not mean that we have the urge to [beep].When you are swimming, due to the resistance of the sea water, the swimming trunks will rub against your body. If you swim for a long time and the speed is relatively fast, it is easy to [beep].This is a normal phenomenon, and it has nothing to do with your male subordinate, please don't worry, the landlord.If you are afraid that he will misunderstand, the next time this happens, you can tell him frankly, this means that you have no wrong thoughts in your heart, and he will understand you.Maybe he was rubbed by the sea [beep] too, then you can still help each other!This is a good way to enhance friendship, who has lived in the dormitory has never helped a brother!Don't worry, we're all straight guys!

Floor 67: The upstairs seems like nonsense, but it makes sense!

Mr. Ning nodded, what he said made sense.

After figuring it out, he stretched himself, lay down beside Tang Momo very frankly, and began to take a nap.

After he quit the forum, the floor owner on the 66th floor was scolded to death.

Level 70: Damn it, this nonsense is here again!

Level 71: I have never helped each other in my bedroom!

Floor 72: Don't trust him!This guy lied to me for a mouth-to-mouth kiss on my French birthday last time, and I ended up being stalked by a French guy!

Floor 73: The upstairs is very lucky, the French are very romantic.

Floor 74: He placed 999 candles and a sea of ​​roses under my bedroom, and invited a band to confess to me!

Floor 75: It's so romantic.

Floor 76: Romantic ghost!I am male!

With blue sky and blue sea, Tang Momo was swimming happily in the sea like a fish.The sea breeze blew across his cheeks, and the seagulls circled and disturbed above his head. From time to time, the surface of the sea flashed with silver light, which was the scene of small fish jumping out of the water.Tang Momo has never felt so comfortable, as if he is the only one in the world.

The happy time didn't last long. Soon, Tang Momo began to feel weak in his hands and feet.His stomach made a "gurgling" sound, as if he hadn't eaten for a long time.The feeling of hunger swept his whole body, and Tang Momo heard a familiar voice saying in his ear: "Do you want to eat?"

"Boss! I want it!" Tang Momo turned around and was pleasantly surprised to see Mr. Ning appearing behind him at some point.

"There is food in my swimming trunks, you can get it yourself." Mr. Ning said generously.

Great, saved!Tang Momo stretched out his hand towards Mr. Ning's swimming trunks, and an authentic German sausage popped out of the swimming trunks, "Wow, it's so big!" Tang Momo couldn't wait to lower his head and bite it. At this moment, a question suddenly slipped past out of his mind.

Why does the boss have sausages in his swimming trunks?He paused, and more doubts bubbled up.

why does he swim alone in the sea

Why did he suddenly know so many swimming styles?

Could it be!Here is the dream!When Tang Momo realized this, he suddenly let go of the sausage in his hand.Strangely, the sausage did not fall, but was suspended in mid-air.Mr. Ning picked up the sausage, stuffed it back into his swimming trunks, and said reproachfully, "Don't waste food!"

"Boss, that...can you eat it?"

"You'll know after eating and watching." Mr. Ning smiled slightly.

Tang Momo was startled awake in an instant. He opened his eyes and wiped the sweat from his forehead. Seeing that Mr. Ning beside him was still sleeping, he got out of bed lightly.After he left, Mr. Ning's closed eyes suddenly opened, and he frowned slightly.

☆, go home

For the rest of the journey, Mr. Ning suddenly changed his mind. After thinking twice, he took Tang Momo to the island where other colleagues gathered to live a collective life.They went to a nearby place called Paradise Island, and both were relieved.At least the place is full of acquaintances, so there is no need for two people to be together all the time.

Someone from the company was hired to settle Tang Momo, and Mr. Ning returned home early due to business.

As soon as he left, the others completely let go and started playing.The little secretaries under Secretary Qin turned the world upside down, dragging Tang Momo to play around, surrounded by all kinds of soft girls in bikinis, Tang Momo felt more at ease.He even took the time to call young master Lu, who told Tang Momo that he was very happy in Ruitu.Eat, drink, play skiing every day, soak in hot springs and drink with Ning Yuanxing at night, although the fly in the ointment is that there is only a couple suite left for them because of the lack of hotel rooms, but Young Master Lu still had a good time.

"You sleep together?" Tang Momo remembered the situation when he and Mr. Ning slept together. At that time, he didn't think there was anything wrong. Now that he thinks about it, two men sleep in the same bed and even learn how to put water in the middle of Liang Zhu!It's so weird!

"That's right, Yuanxing's sleeping posture is too bad, he fell on me halfway through his sleep." Young Master Lu complained.

"Ah, you don't know how to cook raw rice?" Tang Momo said jokingly.

"Going and going, it's just helping each other a few times."

"...What does it mean to help each other? It doesn't mean what I thought, right?" Tang Momo's goosebumps immediately rose!

Young Master Lu's carefree voice came from the other end of the phone, "Ah, that's what you think. Hey, the first time we both drank too much, and we didn't know what to eat. Both of them were a little excited, so we Helped each other. Later I searched the Internet, and some enthusiastic netizens said that it is normal for boys to help each other, and we are still good friends. I think what he said is quite reasonable. Anyway, helping once is also helping , helping twice is also helping!"

"Your size is normal! We have been buddies for so many years, when did you see that I want to help you!"

"That's because we know each other too well."

"..." Tang Momo was so angry that he had nothing to say, he thought about it, and felt that he still had to ask: "Do you two have any other intimate actions, such as that kiss, holding hands and so on? "

"This..." Young Master Lu began to squeak, and he suddenly yelled, which startled Tang Momo, "Hey, the signal is not good, so I hung up, hahahahahaha... ...."

"...This idiot!" Tang Momo said weakly holding the hung up phone.Thinking of Mr. Ning, he scratched his hair in distress, "Hey, maybe I'm an idiot too!"

The little vacation passed quickly, and everyone flew back to Shenzhen together.Mr. Ning is a boss who is sympathetic to his subordinates. He understands everyone's jet lag and gives him an extra day off.Tang Momo was not so lucky. As soon as he came back, he was called to the office by Secretary Qin.

"There are new guests." Secretary Qin seemed to be glowing, and his whole body was full of an aura of "I'm in love". Tang Momo felt that Secretary Qin's attitude towards him today was exceptionally good, and even his voice was unresponsive. Softer than usual. "When you wear this, you see the client."

"This is?" Tang Momo took a pair of red glasses and put them on curiously. "Is the client invisible?" He found that after putting on the glasses, the surrounding scenery was slightly red, but he could still see clearly.

"Almost, you'll know if the boss has information." Secretary Qin turned on the phone, waved his hand, drove Tang Momo out of the secretary's room, and initiated a text message himself.Tang Momo shook his head and backed out. Even a woman as strong as Secretary Qin can't escape the spell of love.

In front of the president's office, Tang Momo took a deep breath and pushed open the door.

Inside the door was a man and a woman hugging each other.

The woman was wearing a tight black long dress, with pretty short hair and bright red lips.Her skin was smooth and fair, and a pair of jade hands were resting on Mr. Ning's shoulders.And she was half leaning on Mr. Ning's arms, staring at Mr. Ning's face charmingly, as if she was about to kiss him at any time.

The man was naturally Mr. Ning. He was wearing a dark red suit, and his diamond leather shoes shone under the light, complementing the huge jewel necklace on the neck of the girl in front of him.They were intimate and very close. When they heard the noise, Mr. Ning looked towards Tang Momo.

Tang Momo was stunned for a moment, then lowered his eyes immediately, and whispered, "Excuse me." Then he closed the door.

He stood at the door blankly, unable to express what it was like in his heart.

Soon, the door opened again, and the beautiful girl came out, she looked Tang Momo up and down, chuckled, then turned her head and said casually to Mr Ning: "I'll wait for you at your house. "

"Okay, order by yourself if you're hungry. If you're bored, let the driver accompany you to go shopping, and use the card I just gave you."

"I'm not being polite." The girl blew a kiss to Mr. Ning, leaving behind a string of laughter.After watching her leave, Mr. Ning looked at Tang Momo, "What are you doing in a daze, come in."

Tang Momo blinked and walked in calmly, but a sour feeling began to appear in his heart, bitter, as if he had eaten green plums.

That's all right, he told himself, that's how it should be.

He even showed a faint smile to Mr. Ning: "Boss, I want to see the customer information."

Mr. Ning handed him a bag without looking up, "It's inside, the client will arrive in an hour."

Tang Momo took the information and looked at it carefully. There is no photo of the subject of this interview. The name of the client is: ghosts!Tang Momo's eyelids twitched, and he continued to read.

"Dear Fortune News, I am only applying to accept your interview on behalf of the Ghost Alliance. In the long history, we ghosts have suffered too much misunderstanding, persecution and discrimination. Originally we would endure it silently forever, but seeing the release of the Blood Race The statement gave us courage, please give us a chance to get to know each other well. The image representative of the oriental ghosts: Yours sincerely, Nie Xiaoqian.”

"Nie Xiaoqian?" Tang Momo's brains turned sharply, and he immediately listed several questions about ghosts.This famous protagonist in A Chinese Ghost Story was Tang Momo's favorite character when she was a child.

After finishing all this, Tang Momo looked up at Mr. Ning.

Mr. Ning was processing documents, his brows were slightly wrinkled, and he was typing on the computer from time to time.

"Boss, I'm going to the bathroom." Tang Momo suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom.He washed his face with cold water, and found that the eye sockets of the person in the mirror were indeed red. He laughed at himself, then sat helplessly on the chair and became dazed.

Ten minutes later, Tang Momo took a deep breath and pushed open the door.

Outside the door, Mr. Ning leaned against the wall and looked at him.

"Tang Momo, you like me." Mr. Ning said firmly.

☆、New customers

Tang Momo took two steps back, "Boss, I can't understand what you are talking about at all!"

Mr. Ning didn't speak, just pressed the phone, and Tang Momo's voice came out immediately.

"Boss, I want it!"

"Wow, so big!"

"Boss, that...can you eat it?"

Mr. Ning looked at Tang Momo's wide-open eyes, approached two steps, and put his hand on the wall behind Tang Momo, "This is a dream you said when you were on Moon Island, Tang Momo, can you give me a explain?"

Tang Momo turned his face away, "I dreamed that I was going to starve to death. Boss, you suddenly appeared and asked me if I wanted to eat, and then gave me a big piece of roasted sweet potato."

"Roasted sweet potatoes?" Mr. Ning narrowed his eyes.

"It's roasted sweet potatoes!" Tang Momo said with certainty.

"Why are you blushing now?" Mr. Ning didn't intend to let Tang Momo go, "Why did you stare at me just now and then ran into the toilet crying again?"

"I didn't cry!" Tang Momo pushed Mr. Ning, but Mr. Ning grabbed his hand, "Your eye circles are still red after washing your face!"

"You installed a monitor in the toilet? Boss, are you a pervert!" Tang Momo's other hand was also grabbed by Mr. Ning. Mr. Ning pulled both of his hands behind Tang Momo and stared at Tang Momo's eyes asked, "do you like me?"

"No! Not at all!"

"Oh, then I'm relieved." Mr. Ning raised his brows, seeing Tang Momo's face became very ugly, "I plan to move in to live with you, if you really like me, I'm afraid you will control me Can't live."

"what?"

"I gave up my room to my cousin. I don't want to go home, so I can only squeeze with you."

"You can go to the hotel, and there are still many vacant rooms in the company's dormitory." Tang Momo kicked Mr. Ning hard with his feet. Mr. Ning was in pain, and he took the opportunity to break free. "Boss, what you did just now can be called [Py] harassment! Secretly recording employees' dream conversations, spying on employees going to the toilet, trying to imprison employees' actions, it is very dangerous to live with you." After Mr. Ning's interruption, All the little emotions in my heart just now disappeared. At this moment, Tang Momo was grinding his teeth in anger, wishing to go up and bite Mr. Ning.

He has used that toilet to take a shower, and he seems to have squatted twice in his memory! ! !Thinking about Mr. Ning spying on him going to the toilet, Tang Momo felt ashamed and angry, and wished he could go up and beat Mr. Ning to death before deciding on himself.

"You misunderstood me." Mr. Ning straightened his tie, "I don't have time to spy on you all day long. Just now I saw that you had been silent for a long time, so I was a little worried, so I took a look. I assure you, there was absolutely no Sneaked on you using the bathroom."

"Really?" Tang Momo felt a little more acceptable.

"If I lie to you, I won't be able to marry a wife in the future!" Mr. Ning said solemnly, he suddenly reached out and pinched Tang Momo's face, "Do you feel better now? When you entered the door just now, you were really about to cry .”

"...I'm in a good mood today!" Tang Momo immediately denied, he got out from under Mr. Ning's arm, and rushed to the powder door without looking back, "The customer is coming, boss Don't disturb my work."

"Wait for you to come out and help me move!" Mr. Ning yelled behind Tang Momo the moment he jumped into the interview room, and then he saw Tang Momo fall on the floor, "Ouch!" One sound.Mr. Ning closed the door silently and laughed.

"This idiot..."

The idiot Tang Momo stood up, and the meeting room has completely changed into an ancient style.He entered relatively early, so he sat on a wooden chair and took the glasses given by Secretary Qin while staring at the incense burner in front of him in a daze.Three sticks of incense were lit in the censer, and white smoke floated out from the incense, floating in the air, forming small peach blossoms, and then disappeared.

Tang Momo: "This is..."

"This is Yingxinxiang." The soft girl was erratic, and sounded beside Tang Momo, "My lord, you are missing the person you like, so this fragrance will burst into peach blossoms. If you were thinking about yours just now Enemy, then what comes out will be something else."

Tang Momo turned around quickly, and saw a beautiful woman in ancient costume standing behind him, looking at him with a smile on her face.

"My slave, Nie Xiaoqian, met Mr. Tang."

"Hello!" Tang Momo had no resistance to such a weak girl, "Don't be too restrained, please sit down."

Nie Xiaoqian nodded and floated to the chair next to Tang Momo.

"Master Tang must have known the reason why I came here. In fact, we ghosts have always been very peaceful and uncontested." Nie Xiaoqian said with a smile: "Unlike the western bat spirits you reported before, we don't need to suck people. Blood will not pollute the environment at all. On the contrary, where our ghosts are, even if the weather is cool and cool. Let me tell you that every household has a ghost, as long as three sticks of incense a day, there is no need to open it in summer The air conditioner is installed, how much electricity will be saved, it is clean, energy-saving and environmentally friendly!"

"This... some people don't have the ability to bear it in their hearts. I'm afraid they will have a lot of negative emotions when they see you." Tang Momo didn't expect Nie Xiaoqian's thinking to be so strange. It didn't seem like he was here to clarify. Instead, it's more like looking for a job.

"Young Master Tang is joking, ordinary people can't see us, if you don't believe me, take off your glasses."

Tang Momo took off his glasses, and he couldn't see Nie Xiaoqian, "Mr. Tang, you have to be a ghost king to show yourself in front of people. Don't be fooled by those TV dramas. If any ghost can That's so powerful, then our ghost clan has already unified the Three Realms, and you humans have nothing to do." After putting on the glasses, Nie Xiaoqian laughed hard.

"Miss Nie, ordinary people are afraid of the theory of ghosts and gods, and they don't understand it at all, so they will have many questions."

"Master Tang, please tell me."

"Since ancient times, there have been rumors of ghosts harming people, such as sucking people's yang energy, ghosts taking their lives, and so on. Are these rumors true?"

Nie Xiaoqian sighed: "Of course there will be such harmful people. Mr. Tang, the little girl just asks, what did ghosts become?"

"people."

"That's it. There are good people and bad people in this world, so naturally there are good ghosts and bad ghosts. Then you can't expect a bad person to become a ghost after death and suddenly wake up and be kind to others, right? In the end, I will definitely harm people." Nie Xiaoqian paused, and stretched out her hand to Tang Momo, "Mr. Tang will know the whole story at a glance."

As soon as Tang Momo touched Nie Xiaoqian's hand, there was a sound of crying and howling in his ears. He felt a cold breath enveloping him. As soon as he shivered, he saw a bungalow in front of him.The house had been around for some time, and the neighbors were all low masonry brick houses with no lights inside.All the wood has been removed, including the door, and it can be seen that the inside is empty and there is no trace of popularity.Not far away is a "construction" sign, similar houses have been demolished almost.

This environment is really a proper ghost movie style.

It was dusk at this time, and several people were discussing something not far away.Two of them, wearing hard hats, hid behind the man who looked like a Taoist priest, and walked towards the bungalow.

One of the chubby foremen looked particularly terrified. He pointed at the bungalow with a trembling voice, "Master Dao, this is the place. It's haunted!"

"Yeah." The Taoist priest looked quite young, no more than 30 years old, he narrowed his eyes, "Have you ever hurt someone?"

The chubby foreman shook his head, "That's not true, but it's really scary! It's better during the day, but at night, there are all kinds of strange noises here! A few days ago, Lao Zhang and I," he pointed to the thin man next to him. The tall one said, "Come and see what's going on together."

Thinking of that scene, the chubby foreman couldn't help shivering, "There is no one in this room, but that night, there was a green lantern hanging outside! The lantern glowed green, flashing and blinking. It's so intrusive! Lao Zhang and I were stupid at the time, thinking that someone was making trouble, so we went over and took off the lantern. This time, the lantern was broken, and something happened!"

The chubby foreman has great potential for commenting on storytelling. When he said it, his facial expression was extremely rich. He leaned in front of the Taoist priest and squinted one eye. "Guess what we saw?"

The Taoist shook his head, "It can't be that a group of female ghosts are vying to marry you!"

The chubby foreman clapped his hands and shouted, "Exactly!"

Taoist priest:"......"

"That day, Lao Zhang and I took off the lantern, and all of a sudden, a lot of girls poured out of the room. When they saw Lao Zhang and me, they jumped up and down, like a vicious dog seeing a bun. Pull us into the house!" Fatty recalled the scene at that time, his face turned pale, "We are serious people, we have never seen such a battle before, we were so scared that we ran out!"

"You escaped?" The Taoist was a little surprised. It was a bit of luck that these two escaped from the female ghost.

"Only I escaped! Old Zhang...he..." Fatty's eyes turned red instantly, "But he was ruined by those female ghosts!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo " old Zhang on the side suddenly knelt down and covered his face and started to cry, the cry sounded extremely miserable, almost crying to the bottom of one's heart.Even the Taoist priest's face showed a bit of unbearable.

The fat man sighed, patted him on the shoulder and continued: "As soon as I ran away, I hurried to the construction site to find someone, and I found more than [-] guys to come over to have a look, hey, I saw Lao Zhang lying on the ground, his clothes The trousers are all torn." He took out a photo from his pocket, on it was a fat man with a round face, his facial features were squeezed together and he couldn't see clearly, "Look, Lao Zhang used to be nicknamed Fatty Zhang, and he weighed two hundred Jin! But now they are turned into skin and bones by those female ghosts!"

Lao Zhang wiped away his tears, and his delicate face was full of unrequited love, "Master Daoist, the innocence I have worked hard for 36 years is gone! If this gets out, which girl would still marry me?" Me! If I break my body before I even have a wife, I will be stabbed in the back! I, I want to seek justice from them!"

The Taoist priest nodded, and said with a serious expression: "Don't worry, I will catch these lawless female ghosts after dark! Destroying people's reputation, taking us by force, what's the justice!"

While speaking, the sun slowly set.

The Taoist frowned suddenly, and when he turned his head, he saw dozens of green lanterns floating around the house.Countless girls poured out from the surrounding houses, and he shouted: "No! You have been ambushed by them, you go and call someone! The more people the better, use Yang Qi to suppress their Yin Qi! He pushed suddenly, and the chubby foreman and Lao Zhang felt a force pushing them several meters away.When they looked back, they saw that the Taoist priest had been entangled by female ghosts. Those female ghosts were all as beautiful as gods, with red lips and white teeth, and they looked very scary!There were so many of them, and the Taoist priests were not in a hurry to fight, and they were pushed to the ground.

"Master Dao!" The fat foreman yelled anxiously, wanting to go back and help.

"Leave me alone, call someone!" The Taoist was dragged by the female ghosts and dragged into the house. He struggled desperately and left a few long scratches on the mud. "Quick!!!"

"Let's go!" The chubby foreman took Lao Zhang's hand, tears welled up in his eyes, and the two ran forward desperately, "The Taoist priest feeds the tiger with his body to buy us time! Let's go back and call the brothers up!" , tonight, we must rescue the Taoist priest!"

The two ran hand in hand towards the workers' dormitory not far away.

☆, difficult times

"Is the Taoist priest okay?" Tang Momo asked worriedly when he saw that the Taoist priest was dragged into the house, and a dozen female ghosts rushed in.

[He is the third-generation successor of No. 20 of Taoist Snake-Mao Mountain, and he has a way to protect himself, so it's fine. ] Nie Xiaoqian sighed, 【They are also forced to do nothing. 】

Tang Momo asked, "Are they going to inhale Yang Qi?"

【We are ghosts, what do we need yang energy for? 】Nie Xiaoqian explained, 【Humans belong to Yang, and ghosts belong to Yin.As the saying goes, those with strong yang energy are not afraid of ghosts.The Taoist also called for more people to come, the more people, the more yang energy.Yang Qi is not a good thing for us ghosts, what are we doing with that stuff! 】

"The old Zhang?"

【This...】 Nie Xiaoqian covered her mouth in embarrassment, 【He was taken away by other things.More than a dozen sisters took turns to help him out, and it took a lot of effort! 】

Tang Momo: "Could it be?"

[Young Master Tang! 】Nie Xiaoqian shyly covered half of her face with a handkerchief, 【How embarrassing it is to say such a thing! 】

"You are forcing people!" Tang Momo shook his head and said, "Miss Nie, in your era, what would happen if a man was found to have lost his innocence before marriage?"

[Large families will light up the ancient Buddha for a lifetime, while small families will drive them out directly.In some rural areas, they will be caught and invaded pig cages. 】

"After so many years, although they don't invade pig cages to force monks, discrimination still exists! Some women don't say it on the surface, but they really care about whether a man is a virgin! Many people find out that their boyfriends are not virgins. If you break up resolutely, even if you get married, that man will be looked down upon. If you do this, what will Lao Zhang do in the future? You can see that he cried terribly just now, and his expression seems to be ashamed! Zhencao, aren't you afraid that that person will be overwhelmed for a while and end it on his own?"

[Young Master Tang! ] Nie Xiaoqian said angrily, 【What nonsense are you talking about!What they took away was not...]

While talking, the fat foreman and Lao Zhang were followed by a group of burly guys.Holding torches, they rushed to the bungalow. "Monster, hand over the Taoist priest, or we will burn down the house!"

A green lantern suddenly floated out, several female ghosts floated out from the house, and the Taoist priest was pushed out by their hands and feet.In just a short time, the Taoist priest's originally strong body shrank a little, his Taoist robe was torn, and he was only wearing a pair of large underpants.There was a cat pattern printed on the pants, and a big snake in the middle, which was obviously the symbol of Snake-Mao Mountain.

The leading female ghost was dressed in a fashionable dress, with a bunch of branches on her head. The branches looked old and were covered with spider silk. "It's none of your business here, go away!" She tilted her head slightly, and the branch on her head poked the Taoist priest's face, "We want him!"

"Let go of him! We won't give up on Taoist priest! You shameless female ghosts!" Lao Zhang said angrily.

"Shameless are you humans shameless?" The female ghost snorted coldly, "We lived here well. After waiting for so many years, we finally waited until all the sisters from back then were dead! You humans came here to grab the land! Demolition You gave benefits and money to the human beings who lived next to you. We have lived here for so long, and we haven’t burned any paper money! Isn’t this obviously taking advantage and engaging in discrimination? You are demolishing it!”

The Taoist said weakly, "Did you burn paper money?"

"Burn it, we burned a box! We still know the old rules of breaking ground!" The chubby foreman explained.

"Bah!" The girls behind the female ghost became even more angry when they heard this. They threw something at the foreman. Tang Momo took a closer look and found that the thing was a thin card with the words "Mingbi Credit Card".Mingbi credit cards were thrown all over the floor, with different denominations printed on them, ranging from one billion to five billion, and the largest denomination was 100 billion.

Mingbi Credit Card is a new invention in the funeral industry.

The traditional folk custom of burning paper money was strongly opposed by environmentalists more than ten years ago.They claim that the ghost coins produced by cutting down a large number of trees every year are pure waste. What's more, the final function of these ghost coins is to be burned, which causes secondary pollution of the air and the environment.Unfounded theories of ghosts and gods against the well-organized data, in the end, the folk had to bow to environmentalists and stopped printing ghost coins on a large scale.

Later, the funeral industry invented this Mingbi credit card. Although it also uses paper as the raw material, since it is a credit card, the amount on it can be printed at will.Originally, it was necessary to burn a large stack of ghost coins, but now, for the same amount, you only need to burn a small card.In this way, Mingbi credit cards quickly became popular, and those who insisted on burning Mingbi were regarded as outdated and old-fashioned.

Pointing at the Mingbi credit card on the ground, the female ghost snorted coldly: "Human beings are getting more and more cunning! Look at what crap you burned! Is it a credit card? The person who invented it only invented the card. Even the matching credit card machine, the bank hasn’t invented it, so what’s the use of just burning this thing for us! Take this thing to buy things in the underworld, people won’t recognize it!”

"You human beings have ulterior motives! You don't even let the dead go! It's rare to see ghost coins now, and the price of goods in the underworld ghost world is soaring! How can ordinary ghosts have the ability to burn paper money for their relatives in their dreams? Now the entire ghost world There are a lot of poor ghosts! You can’t buy anything to replenish your yin energy, so just stay at home and practice! You humans are demolishing this and that everywhere. The houses have been demolished in the past few years, and many ghosts can only be reduced to the sewer. Daily Follow those garbage! Do you have to kill us ghosts once before you stop!"

Tang Momo asked in surprise: "Is what she said true? How miserable is it to be a ghost now?"

【it is true. 】Nie Xiaoqian sighed, 【You know that people become ghosts after death.Almost the vast majority of people die, as long as the soul leaves the body, it will be sucked into the underworld by the reincarnation disk in the underworld, waiting for the judge to decide whether to go to reincarnation or be punished.In the last few hundred years, for some reason, fewer ghosts have been sucked away than usual, and there have been more and more ghosts. 】

[Ghosts like us who have lived for a long time, organize everyone to discuss life together.We ghosts need Yin Qi, and this Yin Qi can only be found at night or in dark old houses.But now human beings are getting more and more excessive. At night, there are lights everywhere that are brighter than the moon, and there are fewer and fewer old houses, hey. 】

The fat foreman was shocked by the female ghost!

In his opinion, ghosts generally don't talk nonsense to people, and it's normal to directly scare people, kill people and eat talents!The female ghost in front of her didn't transform into a bloody look, nor did she send her subordinates to kill, but she began to reason.The chubby foreman wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the female ghost in a daze, and said uncertainly, "Congratulations?"

"Then what about my innocence?" Lao Zhang said unwillingly.

"Your innocence has nothing to do with our sisters!" The female ghost rolled her eyes, the eyes were extremely big, and it took a long time for the eyeballs to return to their original positions after exerting too much force.The chubby foreman heaved a sigh of relief at this terrifying sight, which makes sense!Looking at Lao Zhang's sad and angry eyes, the female ghost suddenly realized, her face turned green, she pointed at Lao Zhang and cursed: "You think our sisters are that kind of brothel girls?"

"Ah?" Old Zhang blinked.

The female ghosts on the opposite side were also angry because of Lao Zhang's words, they put their hips on their hands and began to insult Lao Zhang. "Shameless, thanks to our free service for you!"

"A dozen of us sisters are helping you together, otherwise how could the effect be so good! You still slander us!"

"I would have let you continue to gain weight if I knew it earlier, and I wouldn't help you lose weight with massage! If it weren't for the name of our beauty salon, we wouldn't bother to talk to you!"

Lao Zhang, who had heard the name, muttered to himself: "What? Beauty and weight loss? Massage? You guys, didn't you do this to me?"

"Bah! You have a good idea!" The leading female ghost shook her head, and the branch slapped Lao Zhang's face, "Don't rely on us, let us take responsibility! We are more visible to men like you. Our sisters are beautiful, so they want to slander us for taking your virginity, and if you insist on relying on us, you want to marry us! Whoever wants to marry, we have the skills to support ourselves, and whoever wants to marry will do it for you stinky men Being scolded by the mother-in-law for giving birth to a baby?"

Lao Zhang's workmates all looked at him, and the fat foreman asked suspiciously: "Old Zhang, have you been attacked by something, you don't know?" Lao Zhang's face turned red, and he said in shame : "I, I felt very comfortable all over my body at that time. I heard people say that it was very comfortable to do that thing. I... I had no experience before, so I thought they were doing that thing to me... ..."

The female ghost didn't bother to listen to their chatter, so she flew out a gust of evil wind to drive them away. The workers were blown upside down, and the female ghost's voice could be faintly heard in the wind: "Beautiful ghost beauty salon, weight loss beauty, cupping and acupuncture, we guarantee your satisfaction!"

Tang Momo thought for a while, and finally figured out why Nie Xiaoqian came to be interviewed. I'm afraid it was because the life of the ghosts was becoming more and more difficult. She came to the newspaper to clarify whether it was a fake job advertisement or a real one. "Miss Nie, with all due respect, it's a good thing for your ghosts to rely on themselves to do business with humans, but this method is a bit over the top. Ordinary humans would be frightened, so why would they dare to visit?"

[Hey, that's right, this is only a small part of it. 】Nie Xiaoqian said worriedly